¶ Nobody's Talking Podcast
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Nice , feel down to you . Anyway , we're back for another week . Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast . Follow us on Twitter Nobody's Talking 1 . Ig Nobody's Talking podcast . And Gmail Nobody's Talking podcast at gmailcom . Now , this is your host . Hostess , What's the most ? Oh Lord , Mostess . I said Worcester .
Worcester . What's the mostess ?
Y'all know what I meant to say .
This is your hostess Whip . I meant to say whip . You can't say hostess , or I should say You can say hostess with the mostess , that's sure A donut or a woman . I'm secure in my manhood to be like the host .
If you look up , They Damn Y'all .
Just today I'm gonna be they .
They All right .
Happy Pride Month everybody . It's also Black .
Music .
Month Rainbow Flag Flyers . You know , i Heart Music Fest . Is this Wait , no , i Heart , i Heart Music Fest . But I look when I heard I Heart Music Fest . Wait , you know what ? I'll tell you about it after . Anyway , this is your boy , bosco , and I am sitting here with two members of the Nobody's Talking podcast .
Sterlo .
Mr .
Energy The intro .
right Intro is Sterlo Intro and random nigga number two Blaze R-N2 . Yeah , R-N2 . Alabama Rodeo Joe is not present with us till further notice , and I'm telling where Joe is .
Yeah , I ain't gonna tell him .
No , me neither . I'm just gonna wait . I'm gonna let him tell him when he comes back .
Just leave him in suspense .
Yeah , but I'm like man , where's Joe ? Y'all gonna miss his story . Well , anyway , sitting next to the missing R-N number three is R-N number four And his name is .
You know who ? it is Silky .
AKA .
Tralong , that's right , i told you what I was gonna call him . His new name was gonna be Dr Death . Dr Death Cause . I'm gonna let him . Oh yeah , i want you to lead off with your story .
Nah , I don't wanna talk about him now .
You got me all distraught . Nah , we're gonna let Dr Death go ahead and tell his story .
I don't wanna talk about my stories .
I'm like , hey , there's so much going on in the world today .
We got wildfires where people ain't seen , no fire .
Well , we don't have them . but New York and Orange cause Canada have them .
That's crazy .
Now , have you physically seen the fire ? I mean , I've seen pictures and images not of the fire but of the sky , And it looks like they're shooting a movie .
Yeah , that's what everybody's saying .
Like they're shooting a movie , like a real live movie , outside , and when is ?
the Belmont steak . It's supposed to be this weekend . I think they postponed it already . Oh did they , mm-hmm ?
Well , i listened to Ibrah the morning . They said the air quality was a lot better . It's not orange , no more .
That's what Ibrah said . That's what Ibrah said .
But they said they had . They still was in air quality warning until one this afternoon , Eastern Standard Time .
Right , but you know , i heard it's making its way down to DC , cause I heard they canceled , they canceled games .
Yeah , they canceled games .
They canceled recess . Children can't go outside and play .
That's crazy , man . I'm telling you something's going on with the world , man , Because I don't remember any , any of this . Now let me tell you this What I remember Ronald Reagan getting shot , the space shuttle .
Which one ? The challenge ? Yeah , the one I think I was in .
I think I might have been Fifth grade , fifth grade , sixth grade , maybe , trying to think . I'm trying to think That's . I mean I'm sure it's something else .
I mean I'm getting older so I can't remember as much , but I'm just going to tell you that's what I kind of remember , like with Ronald Reagan And you know for the people that be like maybe you want to talk about Dr Martin Luther King and JFK .
¶ Plastic Surgery, Vaccines, and Needles
I was born in 1973 , so I don't , i'm talking about like when I was born . Yeah yeah yeah , yeah , like what I remember on the news .
I remember Hurricane Andrew and Hurricane Hugo .
Yeah , like , okay , like I remember those , But those are like natural you know kind of like .
But they're like all this stuff now , everything you know , just too much media , too much stuff out there . Oh , i'm telling you , fast , Fast money .
You know they say fast cars , fast women . What else Fast something , What they say don't last long ? No , I don't . You get it fast , you lose it fast . We here to teach y'all how to get that slow money .
Shit , I want the fast money .
No shit , me too . I'm trying to hit Powerball still Me too .
Me too , i forgot to play .
Damn , i'm trying to hit Powerball Now , but hold on , you got a story to talk about . You talking about something .
No , I don't want to talk about anything .
Okay , here we go . Dr Death wanted to talk about plastic surgery And I think we might have talked about it before And he wants to know how come ? are you beautiful women's ? It just wants to risk your life . It's sad .
No , that's real sad . Don't get me wrong . If a woman wants to manipulate her body into what she feels , you know what makes her comfortable , right , but dang to risk death over it . Yeah , yeah , you know , and obviously everybody knows what's been in the news the last week or so .
Hey , i didn't even want to get the vaccine because I didn't know what the hell they was trying to put in . You know people like oh ain't nothing in it or this , and that I have no idea . I mean , if you got it , you got it .
I'm not going to talk about nobody , but I'm just saying , like man , this So I can only imagine trying to sit up here and go up under the knife and for something that's unnecessary .
Yeah , Now you already beautiful . Yeah , you getting you .
You all you women are already beautiful . Now , if you're getting some titties , go throw them titties on in there . I can you know . but see , that's , that's the plastic surgery . But my mind , you know , once again got a shot on Akron Ohio , so that's a plastic surgery . I know titties . So what exactly is the mommy ?
makeover .
It's just like breath left , ass left , tummy tuck , everything .
That's a mommy makeover that you know childbirth kind of all just is just putting it back , i mean I I guess it could just be one of those fluke things , because it don't happen that often .
Right Right , right Right .
Because then Kanye's mom ? Yeah , i mean I'm sure she didn't get the mommy makeover because she had been a mommy for a long time .
But it was just regular , just a regular .
Okay , okay , i'm just curious I know , it's just one of those things . It's , i mean , how far is too far ?
My friends died . She had to go get a breast reduction . She had to the back .
Oh yeah .
She got one , but she had , you know , post-op complications because you know it's still cosmetic surgery . You go on there . She ended up dying from heart failure Cause post-cosmetic surgery .
Wow , i mean , i guess it could happen after any surgery .
Well , yeah , that's why they . That's why anytime you go get surgery , they make you sign all that uh all them forms you know it's a . It's a , it's always a possibility because you know you could tell her . Cause the doctors , they rely on you to tell them the problems you have .
But you know you leave some out that some , like some people , may be allergic to certain sutures or certain anesthesia . They don't know .
I'm like , hey , i got the sugars , that's what I got .
I mean , there's just some things that just actually happened as a result of surgery , no matter what surgery we get , So doctors always have to try to minimize them things . Sometimes it's some people get through it .
Some people don't have any of . Y'all had surgeries , no , nope , okay , i've had two ACL my right knee , which I had to go under , but I was released that day . And then , um , when I was a kid , i had a needle stuck in my foot .
Oh .
Yeah , cause you know , running around and my , my grandparents house and they had rugs .
Yeah , they don't really have rugs . Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah .
So then one day I was just limping . I just felt like something was in there . It didn't hurt , but it was just something bothering . Yeah , it was like annoying . So then my grandfather was like , hey , we need to , we need to go to the hospital cause you just limping around , right , how ? old were you , i want to say I was probably about 10 .
Okay , nine , 10 . And um , so he took me to the hospital and , sure enough , the X-ray show needle about an inch away from my bone And I guess if it would have touched my bone it would have been bad news .
Damn .
Yeah , so I had to have surgery right there and they had to cut into my foot . Do you still have problems now . No , I'm fine now .
Okay , yeah .
I was pretty traumatic as it came in Hell . Yeah , but those are the only surgeries I've had . I mean , i don't count wisdom teeth . Nah nah , nah .
I got all four of them out . when I joined the military , they took all of them . They don't want a chance you being in the middle of the ocean and then some shit happened . They like nah , we don't want to deal with that .
So let's go ahead and take them out now .
I mean the first week being in the middle of boot camp . they do everything . They shoot you with like 20 vaccines .
Okay .
They . See y'all had no problems , you got you had the covia shot before .
Before a covia , huh Yeah , you know , traveling to them , different countries .
It's weird cuz you . You hear about it , but then when you actually stand there and you're the line , you walk it .
You just now you , whoa Sharad being you know you and your brother being army brat . Mm-hmm , did y'all have to do the same thing ?
No , we didn't have to get shots like that . Okay , you're just like civilians , civilians , yeah . so I mean , you know we , yeah , we all had the normal kid vaccine , tetanus shots and all that stuff , but now we didn't have to get the the major shots at the military .
Okay , yeah , that , no , that is . That's crazy man , i don't even like . I don't even like needles . That's what I'm gonna stop about that needle being in his foot .
Yeah .
I think , great thing is to when they give you the shot . Well , at least then in 2002 you don't even see the needle , because they shoot you with a gun . So you don't even see the needle .
Oh cuz it's inside the yes .
Yeah , that's what I'm saying . Get me like that , get you like .
Yeah , yeah , yeah , give me like that , but it's crazy . So you are tattoos Yeah . I don't like Needles but , i , knew it's gonna say that . Yeah , i saw the way his face looked at me as soon as I sit on like needles , you went straight to the tattoos . I was like dude , straight tatted up . No , I have no idea .
So you close your eyes when they're doing it , or you just look away .
Yes , I think I'm a little better now , but I know when I I know when I was a kid I was probably a little bitch . I'm keeping it a hundred , but uh , yeah , i'm just , i think I .
I was just talking about , like when they're doing the tat , the tattoos .
Oh no , i don't care . No , those are fine , no I ?
don't even bother Someone came up to you .
Yeah , you know like yeah , yeah , no , the tattoos . I said it there . Look , yeah , Yeah , that's crazy , but with the shot like I could be seen appear getting tatted right .
Then , as soon as they sit up here and be like , alright , here we got to get your shot , my body gonna freeze up , yeah , and I'm like , oh well , hold up , hold up , hold up , wait , i'm gonna talk to him for a second . Yeah , i'm gonna wait , hold on , like just me talking about it right now , my hands starting to sweat and get clammy . Dude , i'd I'll .
I go get a tat right now with your jumping a tat chair , no problem .
Y'all dog What ?
easy , somebody back , all here coming , we'll give you a free tat . Let's go . It's this probably opposite for me . But somebody talk about over here , let's get , let's give you a shot .
It's probably opposite for me , so I don't like getting shots , but like I'm not afraid of shot . Right , right , someone came up . Okay , yeah , no .
I'm afraid of shots . Hell yeah , i don't want that smoke ?
How about you sterling ? you afraid of shot ?
I think I got past it when I was about 10 .
About 10 ? Yeah .
It's whatever , because I mean , the thing is , when I got 10 , at that point I had to get every vaccination over again , because , anyway , by that point I had never been to school before Mm-hmm . And then . So my sister had got me , she wanted to roll me in school , but then I had no shot records .
Now I knew I had gas shots , but you know , now on the records it can't prove it . So I had to take them all over again all over again . At that point I was like fuck Yeah .
Your body right now .
Hell yeah that's kind of what it felt like when I joined the military , because then I'll take it a whole Damn Regiment of shots at once again .
I'm like this You know , that's no that's , that's real crazy , especially sit up there and Know you got them .
Yeah , like I knew . She's like how , so how you ever had shots ? I'm like , yeah , i'm like , oh , i had one not that long ago , blah , blah , blah , like the last one I got . I remember I was like five , but between five , between head start and when I turned 10 , i didn't see the inside of another school .
Okay , and She probably thought she was lying .
He's just trying to avoid these shots the people just said There's no shot record . So she asked my mom . She tried to touch my mom to ask mom like I don't know what that shit is , so they just have to redo them . I was like , well , it's time for nigga to go to school . At ten years old you already supposed to have been in that motherfucker for years .
at that point I was like , oh shit , that was the worst . That was a bad experience for me , The initial first day of school . imagine your first day of school at ten .
So were you home school before then ?
Hell . No , i'm a hard crack head . Mama , She was fucked up . She got you know that shit make you period boy , I'm gonna tell you right now off air .
he can tell his own story , but I said he is the ultimate nigga dawg .
I'm interested . So at ten , what grade did you start at ?
Oh no , they immediately , initially immediately tried to put me in the . You don't say kindergarten dawg .
No no no , billy Madison , he's like kindergarten cop , somebody come get this dumb motherfucker .
You know what it was . What ended up happening was they tried to put me in fourth grade .
Whatever grads put me in at that point And I don't know , i think that was about a week . This teacher tried to make me read out loud , though , but at this point the only reason that I had learned how to do is what I just memorized words that I've seen , blah , blah , blah . Like I've never been taught how to read . but that didn't go well .
I flipped out . they was like whatever They took me to a hospital and then shipped me to a mental hospital , had me there for a month . A tent Yeah Damn . Restrained . I was strapped down .
No , you weren't On .
Everything Damn , i was strapped down . This can't be having the most interesting .
Some stuff don't even seem real Old .
Orchard Hospital , skokie , illinois , petri 1993 .
Hey , you know who else was from Skokie Illinois , kajar Sose . Remember when I was in a barbershop quartet in Skokie Illinois ?
No , go ahead . So I was there for a month about 40 days until I needed to get anger issues under control . Whatever Got out of there , they sent me to a school in Naperville , illinois it's called Kreski Academy And it was for anything from actual physical , in-mental disability so kids was cerebral palsy or severe in-mental issues so they can't even speak .
So the first floor was kids that were severely So . They had cerebral palsy in wheelchairs . They need to probably take care of them . The second floor was the floor I was on . It was for children with learning disabilities and behind . So I was there for two years from 10 to 12 .
You lived there .
No , no , no I took a bus there from Joliet to Naperville every day . I was there for two years . That was the catch-up . So learn how to read , do math , blah , blah , blah . So when I left there at 12 or two years , i entered the seventh grade and I was cool .
At 12 , so you was caught up At 12 grade reading level .
Yeah , high school math .
I just , i'm still in there , like I was . I can read great . I didn't learn . I was smart . I just never been there . I'm joking . Yeah , i need you to write all this down
¶ Breastfeeding and Childhood Memories
. I'm about to make a movie .
About your childhood , one of the first things .
I remember that I was terrified of forever . You know how , i think in 1993 , they had a solar eclipse . They know he was making a little paper thing so you could see that .
Oh yeah , and I remember a solar eclipse back in 1993 . But don't look at the , don't look directly at it , or you're going to go blind And you look directly at it .
I didn't look directly at it , but I kept trying to peek Like I think for like two years straight I would just go blind at any point . I was terrified , especially for that first week .
And they say if you jack off too much too , you're going to go blind . Oh damn .
I don't know why I'm wearing glasses now .
Well , on that note , that's what you want to hear this .
Listen to this . It says how long you breastfed may impact your child's test scores . Later study shows . I've heard that .
You think ?
that's a real thing .
Yes .
Now I don't know .
I probably have to ask , but I don't think I was breastfed .
I don't know if I was No , we weren't , because we were twins . We were twins , so I'm going to ask my mom about that .
Well , your mom got two titties .
nigga Breastfeeding can be a struggle . Yeah , sorry , that's if they latch , mama Long If they latch .
It's not even always that . It's also how you produce milk .
Yeah .
Because some people can bring , you know , they just , they just a cow like she just putting it all in the milk . Some of us just have a hard time producing . Yeah , i don't think I was breastfed . I don't think I was drinking body armor and coconut water .
Right , they can't do this Try to have that milk production . Yeah , That's what I said . I don't think I'm like where they really I don't know if they were breastfeeding back in that . I'm just stipulating . I don't have no idea .
But they said it does correlate , like if you're breastfed rather than bottlefed .
Hey , tell me . I don't know if this is true or not , but I'll let you get back to the thing . but I know that sometimes how Like the slaves sometimes with breastfeed the master's baby .
Breastfeed baby yeah , it was like wet nurses . Even back in medieval times they have women , who was Their whole purpose wasthat's why they would have a prince and then a poor kid . They'd call them milk brothers , Because their whole purpose . His mama breastfed him . He breastfed all the little royal kids . She breastfed all the little royal kids .
No , this is part of your duties . Okay , So now just one real quick question . Now you got black women breastfeeding all the little white kids who grew up to whoop your ass .
Right right .
That's why .
Now that's why all these white kids right now is just in the period getting their hair permed out . I don't even know what the name of the haircut is . I always said in the period , like how's this boy's hair like ? His hair ain't even that textured to be like that , but it's whatever .
So now let's just say , if you have a test coming up , can you be like yeah , i need to be breastfed so I can get a better test score . Let me suck them to this Yeah , yeah , i'm gonna be like hey , I'm about to go take this test , Pull the teddy out .
Let me suck on it . I think it's a day just for early brain development .
Yeah , That's shit . Well , what about when ?
you get older and you need late brain development .
Let's see if this works .
I do it though Regenerate some of these fields . That shit is nasty Breast milk is really not nasty .
Oh man , I smell it .
You had breast milk before You tasted it .
Yeah .
Like have you ever tasted ?
it from the teddy , you get it in gorge . So you know sometimes the baby don't latch on right And then you know so the mother , she's producing milk , but that shit gotta come out . Yeah , you know , you got the breast pump atherate . you know so sometimes .
but I have done it where I've done it , sucked it out of the teddy like he just said It tastes bad in regular milk .
No it doesn't .
And then , on top of that , humans are the only people .
I'm just gonna sit back and watch you .
The only species that drink milk that drink milk from other animals rather than like . yeah , that's kind of weird to me , but it's like I don't think it tastes like anything like . at most maybe it tastes like condensed milk because it is kind of sweet , so a counterweight would put you an amount of like I never tried it like almond milk .
I would sweeten the almond milk .
Well , I would feed my kids breast milk , you know , from their mom .
Yeah , when my oldest kids , the minute she popped them up for a doubt she'd make sure they wouldn't get .
She wouldn't take their damn breasts all the way around , because she wouldn't take the milk production immediately Right Infamil .
So they was on Infamil and my daughter couldn't even take Infamil , she would just puke it all up . She ended up being on Prasobi , which is like some soy Infamil . Well , i'm like you could have just fed the little nigga , you know , and I'm gonna give her a little boy and all this .
Right , I'm gonna find and say it's some money .
And now she gotta get on this extra , more expensive ass breast milk because my other daughter had to do the same thing And they got the milk . The regular Infamil that was at the time was like $9 a can . She had to use the new Tremagin , which one smelled like vomit and two was $23 a can or the same size can . Oh , my nigga's .
Just let these little niggas suck on the titty man . That's what they meant to do .
Hey , I know , remember I forget who it was , but somebody I think they were letting a kid breastfeed and there was like five It was . I might have been a celebrity or something , I don't remember who Some people go .
Oh we don't , we don't fact check , So y'all look it up , But I remember it was somebody , was like five or six and a kid was still breastfeeding .
Imagine a five year old just walking to his mom and just whipping the titty out .
How does it make you feel you see him in public with the ?
titty . No , i just walk , you just walk . Yeah , i walk , right , i'm like oh , that's a natural . Yeah , that's a natural thing . Yeah , no , I walk right .
And I just be like hoping to see a nipple .
I hope that baby Bob , yeah , yeah , no , I you just kind of no , like you said . it's just . you know it's a natural thing . Yeah , you don't want to . you know you don't want to be a pervert or nothing like that .
If I walk by and it's a grown man sitting up there and you like , and so you've been standing here for five minutes , i'm gonna stand here for five minutes more .
That's a grown man sucking that titty .
No , kid , i'm just gonna keep walking . But the grown man , i guess they want people to watch if they're doing that .
That's the point , i'm just gonna yeah .
How does that titty taste ?
I'm just a bitch , just handing out turns right . Hey , Sterling said next .
You taffled him on the shoulder . Come on man , come on , it's my turn .
Yeah , let me get the other one .
Yeah , pop the other one out At that point , that's public .
That is hilarious , right Right .
I just never . So I've always wondered why a guy can walk around with his chest out . He got nipples , right , but it's a chest . but a woman can't just walk around with her titties hanging out , it's just different than a woman . It's a sexual organ .
It never means , just No . I would tell you why It's sexual Because us men are animals .
Yeah , see , we can walk around , but women can contain theyself . I'm only guessing . Yeah , there you go . It's a experiencer , right , i'm not a doctor , but I did stay at the Holiday Inn Express last night .
This episode was brought to you by your Holiday Inn Express . Yeah , yeah .
Okay , i know it's Holiday Inn's . I didn't know if they still had Holiday Inn Express . I was one right over here , right down the way right ?
No , they converted that to something else like a nursing home .
I think the one at Westgate is actually a Holiday Inn Express .
Is it One ?
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¶ Inappropriate Conversations and Tangents
Furniture . Kind of a well-talked one , Yeah yeah , yeah .
But , yeah but in Africa they be just walking around with the titties .
Yeah , they just all with it , man , because they look like eggplant .
Oh , the titties Man , it's nice . You know what ?
That's what I do . I was a pervert when I was little . When I was little , I would look at the National Geographic magazine To look at the titties Yes , for a whole person to get an accurate geographical Middle lesson . To go and find some long African titties .
I think everybody . And then they had that plate . They had that plate in the lip or something . Yeah , or they had rings on their neck . I read a whole article .
I'm like why would you do this ? Why do you want to be a jujujurraf Like this ? I don't get it . It was a cultural thing , something we didn't understand as kids .
But you know , you see that stuff you young and immature , But now it's just accessible .
We used that to fight to see the titties move young .
You Google right now titties . Titties are popping up ass . It's just amazing how easy it is just to pick up your phone type XNXX or XVS or whatever , and it's just right there .
You got millions of porn videos at your disposal .
Just there . You remember when we was kids , we just had the magazine . You were in the squiggly line .
We tried to see through the squiggly line . I think I see something . I think I see something .
And then you find your dad's magazine .
You're like , oh yeah , that was bad too . I found the magazine . It had to be from the 70s because the old girl had the bush , the bush she has put down ever see .
Yeah , that's that carpet , then and now .
But I was a six .
That's that carpet .
This girl .
I'm not going to say her name because that would be rude , but she was seven . We had a carpet A little shaggy . We were in the closet , though , found this little magazine . It was black and white pictures too . I'm like , okay , whatever . Anyway , the nigger in the magazine was giving the woman head bushing off . Yeah , all right .
So me and the little girl is in the closet . I was like yo , let me do this . Blah , blah , blah . Long story short she took her pants off , i don't know , probably 17 . 17 , 18 , 15 seconds gave her head And it's like that was the mimic , what you saw It was the beginning of my addiction .
You remember finding the tape ?
But it was low key . Weird at that time because you know we're a little kid , you know little kids are not the best at you know hygiene . So all I remember is jury .
Oh man .
I wish I didn't hear this story now . I remember that I was like man we had there was no control .
Paris in the . Paris is in the kitchen , cracked out . Are you here ? Yeah , cause I was wondering about that , but since he said that , yeah you cause you hit her , you hit her , you hit her for you . You hit up the glass being were you a crack baby ?
I she said I wasn't .
But you know I only , how much can you trust a person doing ?
crack .
Now my mother's a great woman . She been clean for 28 years , so congratulations .
Yeah , that's good , very good .
So , but she's no crack , don't you .
She be wild about it .
All my life I had a great Rome movie . That was a girl purple . I was prom queen , a king's ass . Man that's crazy . Oh hell , no , that is crazy . No , that , no , that stuff it is . That stuff is funny , man Cause you , yeah , you just , i mean you like I said that shit was just wild .
Yeah , back then you just like man that might be trying to run down on us . What's going ?
on Hit our car .
I've been trying to park close to .
No , we all good .
Somebody rang the bell .
That ain't nobody .
Nobody rang the doorbell here .
Now he knocking on the door , whoever it is .
Huh , somebody was knocking . Yeah Shit , they like soliciting or something Like man , please Right .
Do you know the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ ?
I said absolutely not .
I told you No that shit happened the other day . I was just knocked on the door opening . Do you know your Lord and Savior , Jesus Christ ?
I'm telling you what you got to do . You got to open the door . You got you got to answer the door and your underwear either underwear or just have one to roll , with nothing underneath . Just kind of like like slightly open , and then they be like oh yeah , no , come here , tell me , tell me about the Lord .
Now , tell me about the Lord , like I want to know .
Right .
I have had none come to my house in a minute .
Yeah , it was just the other week . My son came to the door like who is this ? I don't know . They want to know if we know our Lord and Savior , Jesus Christ . They want to invite us to an event .
It was Jehovah's Witnesses .
Oh yeah , and it's weird because when I , you know , back in Chicago I've seen Jehovah's Witnesses , but they was mostly Niggas . But you know , being out here there's there'd be a lot of white Jehovah's Witnesses And I'd be like damn They be coming . What's your name ? They want to have a . We don't know each other And I was actually doing something here .
So I'm sorry to cut you off , but maybe it has conversation right now . Well , we got the church at the hall down here on this day . You should just take this . Yeah , we would love to see you and your family .
They'd be pretty quick . I think they'd be understanding people's time now , yeah .
Yeah .
Because now , yeah , they used to , not they used to not give a fuck .
Oh , you , you , you ain't got time for Jesus , but you got time to be doing that drinking and smoking .
Okay , oh yeah , got that little hustle in there .
You got time for that . Oh , they used to talk to you like that . Oh man , that's how my , my , my , my brother's family , oh yeah .
When you said a friend , you're here , hussy , hussy , helpful Maybe fast .
That little fast .
Yeah , that is crazy .
No fast tail girl , fast ass . So I was getting taken down in the hallway the other day .
Oh my goodness , no , that's not , that's wild . Right there They were baby .
¶ Nostalgic Talk About Culture Changes
She was a prostitute . back in the day . She always trying to be friendly . She bought me McDonald's when nobody else was She bought me my first rap tape too , West Coast , All Stars That's .
You know they had this nigga didn't came out to share the day West Coast .
All Stars . You know that had Michel A either E . Oh yeah , Don't you know ?
we got to get , i got to get . Oh yeah , oh yeah , duh , you know what That was the cut Yeah .
I remember that one .
Yeah , that was . Oh , you know what , i'm about to look that up . Yeah , i don't know . I don't even know if I had that or not . That is , that was the jam , i didn't care .
She bought me NWA straight out of the company . Yeah , No , was it straight ? No , I think it was . It was niggas from life . I think All I remember was she squawr on that .
That was your jam , huh .
Yeah , It's the world's biggest thing . Seven years old , I'm going to listen to this . All repeat The tape that coming out . You know we had cassettes . then You got to take it out and wrap it .
Yeah , take the pencil .
They make stuff so easy now , boy , i know I was just talking to someone about . They have CDs still . I remember throwing away all my CDs .
I took mine . No , me neither , I took mine too . I remember I sat , Remember I told you , you know , when you sit in a period of working out and I say that's like it's not Spotify , No , that's like . It took me maybe three , four months and I would just sit sometimes at . You know , at the time the office was like an spare bedroom .
I had a TV and everything there , So I would just sit and watch TV , put the CD in , let it rip to Apple Music And I just kept doing them , kept doing it , kept doing it , kept doing it , and I would just sit for about three , four months , and then finally , every single CD .
So that's what I said Every single piece of music , yeah , just right here in the phone . Every single piece of music that I have is right there , it's crazy .
Now I just got titled Like I don't , I don't want any music CDs . I still have DVDs because I just Well , I was having that conversation too . Yeah , I don't have , Because they they've been taking DVDs off of .
you know the streaming platforms , so so .
Cause , like I got a , be Which box set .
Yeah , and Be Which .
Yeah , i love Elizabeth Montgomery . Yeah , i like Be Which , so you like her better than Barbara Eton . Barbara Eton Yeah , i actually do , okay , and but I got a Be Which box set Golden Girls box sets But now I don't listen to the Gold Girls anymore because it's just on Hulu , so I just watch Gold Girls .
Yeah , be Which I thought was on it .
It says it , but there's no episodes . So I but I still got the box set . Dick Van Dyke , the same way . I got the box set , but it said it's on Hulu , but it used to be episodes . now I ain't no more , so I'll be glad .
I got it , and then Bravestar .
I got a box of the Bravestar cartoon that I used to watch when I was little 87 . I was fine and nowhere , but I got a box set , so I'll be trying to let my son watch it . He be like man , get this bullshit out the screen .
Yeah , have you ever tried to have your kids ? So like watch .
Yeah .
Watch or listen from anything back in the day . Well , not .
I've tried to have them listen to some some hip hop , like when they're in the car with me okay . Listen to this and they be like . They just be looking at me like dad you like what's this ?
Yeah , What's this .
They don't even understand Come on , but you know what's so funny .
And I'll be telling him like this is where it all started . I wonder how I'm gonna say but , then , we used to be the same way . Yeah , not dead . That's what I'm saying .
But you know , so my pop was probably doing the same thing , like who was this ? I thought this LL Cool J , it was the fat boy , right , but there was his marky .
I was trying to get him to watch . you know like , growing up , i love Voltron , right Voltron was one of my favorite .
Yeah .
All the cats come , form the body and I'll form the head Right . So then they came out with the Voltron series on Netflix and a newer one . I tried to get them to watch that . But they don't understand I don't need to watch this Voltron . They didn't do it , though They went and do it He watched Smurfs on Netflix .
He watched Smurfs , yeah , i used to like the Smurfs . Smurfs was my , i know if I try to put like an original Smurfs on him , I'll be like what happened to him . Yeah , He probably be like nah , this is it , But you know he's three Like he like shit . That be kind of freaking me out , Like I hate personally me .
I hate adults who make shows just geared toward children , But it's damn like the Wiggles or fucking Baleppy , Because it's like .
I heard the .
Wiggles , who is the ones with the The Teletubbies , teletubbies .
Oh , you see , Yeah , at least they're in uniform . I'm talking about grown as men .
Oh , when he's grown man .
She's talking to the kids through the TV man .
Was that blue ? Was that ? Was that the one with the blue clothes ?
Yeah , Who was that ? that he had a grown . That was a grown man with a little blue . Hey , did you ever have them in ? this was a lady , but do you ever have a romper room ? Romper , domper , stomper , do tell me . She used to look through her magic mirror . Now he's to get mad when she ain't calling my name . You can say , bosco , say it .
Say it so I can be happy .
All right , man she ain't saying my name . What about ? um Pee Wee Herman ?
Oh , i love , was he ?
geared for kids , now that you think about it .
I mean yeah .
I love how old was I with Pee ?
Wee Herman Like I , like me , mr Rogers .
Tell him large Mars Pee .
Wee Herman was Definitely gives to our kids . Didn't everybody start , you know ? you know a little way when he got caught in Movie theater doing this thing with his thing .
Hey P , hey , pee Wee was playing with his pee we . Oh , go ahead , man , you gotta add . You know they was talking about that . Like what Pee Wee , herman ? they was talking about some of the movies , like if they were out now , uh , me and Simon was talking about this one time , uh , the Jefferson's Mm-hmm .
Oh it'd be . You know what I really hate ? I really hate that people always say , oh , you couldn't make that movie now , or you can't .
Archie Bunker , and it should have been is just the way people go .
Reaction is this if you made a movie right and there was a period , so like , let's say they made a . There's a period voice in the hood , but they made it . now It still needs to be like Boyd in the hood .
Yeah , yeah , you can't make it like yeah retroactively changing what the fuck 1992 was . It was 1992 .
So even though , yeah , we might not sit here and say Say it , or anything like that because we understand , we you know , okay , that's hurtful . Other people .
But back then listen .
I just said all the time never to a gay person . Just I didn't like you . This is what you were . So It's just how how people talk back then , so you know , like saying retarded or anything like that Hey , oh my god .
Cancel . So that disclaimer on there , boss , good .
Hey , the views , the thoughts of that said , of Sterling , the intro is not that of said host and But it's a shame you got to put that on .
I'm just saying like , but now everything we're just making a sample so like , like when we was talking about , you know plans of surgery and death . You know a lot of podcasts , a lot of TV shows like Trigger warning cuz , like if you don't warn people that you're gonna say or somebody died from this . Yeah , you know you're doing them a disservice .
You might be harming them in some way .
We didn't mention no names , yeah .
No , we want though they can love no , but it's just be like it don't even matter about the name , it's about Just the subject matter . So we was talking about somebody committed suicide . He pulls get a trigger one before . That point is like we all , you know , we all adults grow most most likely who are listening to this podcast and the dope right wrong .
You able to make your own Decisions . You listen to enough episodes . You realize , at this point , this is . This is an explicit podcast very expensive . You know , proceed accordingly .
Yeah .
I'm saying you know , you know we have no mountain our heart . We're not here to offend anyone . No , we just you know , niggas in the round table the discussion .
That's it No so random niggas .
All I'm saying is you know , no Sugar and people , but at the same time you know you can't sense her everything .
Hey , people get offended all the time over stupid shit , the stupidest . And then you just sit up here and you just think like , like , why , why does this even bother you ?
All right , if something bothers you , like we talked about with the with the VR , just turn it off . Yeah , dog Yeah don't listen to the power , but don't listen to it . Yeah , so like , where do you ?
how are you being a Karen on a virtual reality Girl , lead a club or tap out of whatever the hell ? is going on a .
Fox News offends me , guess what .
Turn the channel , yeah just to now watching the mass NBC's really that simple . Yeah , it's just like we was on one Christmas . I will not live in Atlanta . Oh , made my brother , he was on , he was on Facebook live . Anyway , people , we have music playing the background . It's rap music , but it was like a mix of rap music and then black Christmas music .
Anyways , the little kids are running around . Some of the you know The rap music had a split the lyrics and there's talk about the kids being in there . They was like oh , these , these are such a bad parenting and and how can't you play this with the first of the killing ?
even paying attention to this shit , they don't give a fuck about it But at the same time , worry about parenting young goddamn kids . These look . They well adjusted , you know . They getting fed .
They clean like it's gonna listen to what they , as long as they got these things , they don't do it .
They don't do it Listen mind you , we're talking about a two-year-old and like a seven-month-old baby paying attention .
Yeah these niggas isn't .
Yeah , they don't know what's going on He running around with a tablet and she , just , she's just looking for the milk . She don't get about what's going on .
Some people just want to be offended .
Yeah , oh yeah . That's how I really feel , like some people , you just , you just gotta be , you just gotta find you gotta make you mad like oh .
You know , I'm telling you sometimes it is some people , as just I mean . I don't understand the people that's just always angry or just want to be angry and don't get it .
It's not enough hours in life to sit up here and be sent up there with your jaws all tight , wonder why somebody you like man look and why you sitting up here , mad , and the person don't even care . It's the whole world again . I hate those people .
They feel like everything's against them , like oh dude , right , like you know , Or you know .
I can't take it .
I can't take a little black .
I can't take it , you know . But yeah , it's , it's it's you just got it .
Now you got to change it out . Yeah , I'll look on stuff sometimes . Can you take care of your family Can you feed yourself , can you feed your family ?
I Mean there's nothing . I Was almost a while . I guess I would assume Nothing derogatory is being done , or you would leave or go say something , quit the company , do something . I mean crazy shit , really derogatory going on . Yeah , i'm not putting up with this . Yeah , some people be so .
They . They do so much to show their outrage towards another person . Behavior to chose to talk about how bad they are , but not realizing that In this situation , now the person I think it's bad as you , yeah , like jumped off a cliff , like what the fuck when ?
I be hearing somebody . This person might be ignorant as hell , but you are actually bad person You wish and death one of my fuckers .
They feel because they feel something different than what you feel They ? what they might feel may be , evening might be . Okay , you know , that's our cake where you're thinking .
Right , everybody's in town to the only .
That's not gonna make them the devil , but you wishing death on them and hope , you know , get fucked in the ass . We're with a wet broom , i you know type of shit .
That's right there , this is definitely an explicit episode , you .
I think some of that .
So , especially when it's story after story after story and come with something positive dog . I'm sitting up here like niggas , smile for me please Hello . Go get some titty milk .
Baby suck on a chair Just take the baby off and start something . That's it , my turn this time .
You bad little baby , i need this for myself . Yeah , some titty milk . I got a test coming up . Let me see if this really I'm about to take this driving test . Let me go suck some titties real quick .
She had a four-point-0 GPA . I know how . to the milk Yeah , tell it .
Oh yeah , get one of them . Oh , you know what I do have Remember .
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It was a story , there was a young girl that Or not , there was , there is there's a young lady . She was born in prison . Now she's going to Harvard . Now here's the thing . No , i , i heard about now this that now I'm not even being negative , Yeah . So what the hell that got ? I mean just saying she was born in prison .
Nigga , what the hell ? I don't know anything . Worst circumstance possible .
I mean look , i didn't even read the article . Now I've heard I've heard . Did she get adopted or something , or ?
I think she got adopted , or ?
or what she took her .
I can't remember what exactly it was , but but I've heard the story . Yeah , about how .
I mean , i know that , yeah , she was born in prison .
She's got a scholarship to Harvard .
Yeah , no , no , that's fantastic Life with you Don't get me wrong .
People doubt certain situations .
I understand .
But just like talk about Sterling right here . You know what I'm saying Crack baby .
Crack , baby , crack , baby , start crack .
We go called CBS .
We can either confirm or not ?
Hey , these are just jokes , but look at me .
These are just jokes for the podcast .
You know he made . I told you , when she wasn't a crack baby , i was like wait , wait , wait listen , this is what we do .
We like to entertain a couple thousand people a week . That's all we do . We're just here for entertainment purposes only . Choose listen or you choose We hope you choose to listen .
Please laugh at my pain .
But no , no , no shots Shots out to the little girl that is going to Harvard And since we're going to shot , her out . shout out to Gabby Thomas , the 200 meter extraordinaire . I guess she just got her master's degree from the University of Texas , Nice . She was Olympic bronze . I don't think she was born in prison or anything .
But since we was talking about Harvard , it was a great time to say Shout out to Gabby Thomas .
Yeah , googler , yeah Yeah .
Googler , see how fast she is , hey since we on the subject of sports , I'll see this bullshit messy coming here $54 million a year is what Miami's paying . A year , guess what the second highest MLS soccer player's making ? Probably $7 million , $14 .
$14 million , so he makes $54 . And you got to pay what you ate .
Here's the thing , though The Saudi Arabia's going to pay more than that . You see what Saudi Arabia's paying Christian Rialdo , rialdo . I know that shit was like damn .
there are nine figures $300 million for one season .
Yeah , i feel like I said I know what nine figures . It was an ugly number , i know what nine figures ?
Hey , rinaldo , better score some goals , or a half Off with the head . No , i remember this Because they showed that shit . They said No , I'm just joking Y'all , that was Rinaldo's year salary and then an NFL team salary cap .
It was more than the salary cap .
Man .
Like more than the team Andrew's salary .
Duh , i would walk around with my underwear off If somebody going to pay me $300 million .
I mean just arrest me And you know he's already made shit for you $600 million .
Hey , i like Rinaldo man .
Do this thing And he's getting paid , and then I don't know , i don't know . Y'all don't really follow golf . Y'all heard about that live tour .
And PGA . PGA did all that .
You know they merge it .
All that shit talking , now they have to .
No , they had to . You know , they offered Tiger Williams $800 million , $800 million .
And he turned it down .
Being loyal to the PGA , now they with these niggas anyway .
Yeah , now you know Tiger Woods , like I could just take the bag .
I'm like shit , wait a couple years How ?
much money do you have to have to turn down $800 million ?
A lot .
He was a billionaire at one point , until he had Oh yeah , when he had to split it in half .
But the thing about it is he did that And he was damn near a billionaire again , like that $800 million $800 million .
Hey , I ain't going to lie . I might go to the zoo and get into the Tiger cage .
I'm going to be running like a mother .
Yeah , yeah , i think yeah .
Yeah , that's crazy .
Yeah , I think for $800 million . I get into the lion cage or the with the Tigers and just try to maneuver my way out to get my $800 million .
But I mean , you got to think these PGA offers that turned it down had to be mad as hell .
And you know the big names was Tiger and Rory . Matt McElroy That turned it down . Rory McElroy turned it down .
Phil Mickelson .
Last thing he took that $200 million . Yeah , hell yeah .
But Tiger , they say Tiger Woods , and then that worth ever today is $1.1 billion . Yeah .
Oh , he's back up there . Yeah , he papered . Remember you got that spot at Westgate . That pop strong . Oh yeah , yeah , the little mini golf courses or whatever . Man God , now that is a lot of wow , okay , tiger .
Movie time .
Transformers started this week .
I didn't even realize they had one kind that came out or was coming out Transformers .
Go check that out , yeah , start today , right . No started actually Wednesday .
Wednesday Started Wednesday at 7 pm . Yeah , so Transformers is out . You know , something else was supposed to start this week . I'm trying to think What's the one with Jennifer Lawrence ?
I think it's called like No Heart Man . Yeah , it looks crazy .
And the blackening . I'm going to let y'all know right now please go support the blackening . If you don't know what it is , google it . The movie is about black people . That's in a horror flick And I think one of the catchphrases we can't all die first . Yeah , i want to see the blackening . I think the blackening starts next week .
Yeah , that's next like June , like June 16 . Yeah , so it's just what Transformers Lil Mermaid .
Did you hear about Lil Mermaid in China ? I think it was China One of those And they didn't want to show it . No , because the girl's black . So I guess the first weekend it opened at 200 , it made like $236 million , something crazy , $23 million or whatever Next week and once they found out the girl was black next weekend .
You know what Flash ? the Flash starts next week . I think Flash starts next week too . I want to see that one too Flash the blackening So what were you ? saying about .
I didn't realize Asian people were that racist .
Asian people are racist .
They hate black people that much They just don't like non-Asian people .
Not even that They don't like non-Asian people who are not them Asian people . So you can be Asian , but they're not Chinese , they're Pacific Asian people .
They're bad against them too , i know as I saw it , there's a new Ip Man . I think it's on Netflix or .
A new one . Yeah , so it's a different character .
It's a different character , oh , it's a . They're like redoing , like starting .
Oh are they ? Yeah , You said it's on Netflix .
I can't remember what it was on . I saw it was either Netflix or It might have been .
Peacock , i'm behind on a couple of things I need to guess our trans farmers .
Ip Man the Awakening Oh it's on Prime Video , Oh it's on Amazon Prime . Yeah , Okay , It only got 4.6 out of 10 on IMBD .
I'm watching it . I don't even look at them . Reviews . Man , I love that .
Ip Man . I just hate that I have to read subtitles .
Yeah , yeah .
Trying to watch the action .
Yeah , that's what . That's what I'm saying .
I'm like man , somebody hurry up an English dub that you remember when Mike Tyson was in it .
Oh , That was good .
Yeah , yeah , cuz they made Mike Tyson a boss in it . Did you ever see it , man ?
Yeah yeah , that's supposed to be three , like Bruce Bruce Lee's teacher , or What was it ? Bruce Lee's teachers teacher .
Yeah something like that ?
I never , but they made Mike Tyson a boss so he ended up having to fight him , but they both came out equal , yeah , just tell .
Mike .
Tyson like no , i ain't losing it Yeah yeah .
Yeah .
I ain't losing to this little Cat , but no , yeah , no it man was good .
Watch that . Yeah , i'm gonna check it out . You said it , you said it's on prime video Yeah , yeah , that's all .
Uh , it really .
¶ Anime and Recommendations
I did watch the company you keep . You keep on Hulu I Mean with the guy . That's pretty good though .
Who was it Company ? he ? what does that sound familiar ? I Know , i watched the original bad news bears . Again , that man , i'm telling you , dude , that , that one that it never gets old , right , bad news bears I know , that's classic . Yeah , the , i can't even remember what I watched . I watched , i watched too much Netflix .
Anime a few days .
Oh yeah , you watch , you watch anime .
What do you is it ? is it all the same ?
my son was trying to explain .
Yeah , that's what I said I mean some of it's like the fighting Shit and if some of it's like I'm not gonna speak on the question is Dragon Ball Z considered anime ?
Yes , What about Scooby-Doo ?
That's animation , so , but Dragon Ball is considered anime .
Dragon Ball .
So Voltron , voltron isn't considered anime .
Most of the shit that's considered anime is Basically like not all Japanese type cartoons or like that , but they're mostly are They're like origin is in that part of the world .
Yeah , like .
Manga . Like how we got comments , they got manga .
So what's so interesting about it ? just to fighting ? That's what I want to know .
Well , like I said , it's a lot of , it's not all fighting you know , I'm not into it deep , like my nephew .
My nephew He's gonna hold you so many different ones , cuz I'm telling , cuz I think Joe was into it .
Okay , Wait till Joe gets back Yeah so we're so he can talk about an animation .
Yeah , cuz .
I'm gonna go watch some . What do you recommend Watching ?
just su kai's and right now . And then , if you like fighting , there's this one called King of assure , my nephew actually doing a podcast on it right now .
Tell him . We're telling the dude , i mean . Tell him where to go find a in development stages .
Oh okay , okay . Oh , the pen done about the equipment and everything Niggas man . Oh , I can't never just Can never just stay on task .
Oh , that has to show You .
