¶ Entertaining Podcast Banter
back after another week's rest . That was for uh . I just got the undisputed boxing game . It came out last night at midnight . I haven't played it yet , but I know it's downloaded .
I'm going to see if I can become you ain't even got to go get it no more , just download it to your console .
Like Madden , I physically have Madden , sin City and Mortal Kombat .
Okay .
I physically have those three games Right College football . I download it and Undisputed .
Nice , nice .
Yeah , it's just those are like the three games that I physically get , Yep so and then that's hey , and I can actually , because I mean I'm not going to play the Madden , so I can technically just delete all that info just to free up space , because I'm not going to .
Yeah , anyway , hey .
Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . You got two people for the moment .
Welcome .
AKA Silk Silk . Silky is mia , he's . Uh , he has the day off and y'all know joe is always late right joe on cpt and he'll come up with .
Oh man , I've , I've been busy I've been busy all day or I fell asleep .
Hey Joby coming up with the craziest excuses , man . That's why I was like dude . Now we getting this started , I'm like he prolonging the . Do I hear them out there .
Somebody . I heard something .
Hey , anyway , this is your boy Bosco . And sitting to my right . I know we normally go to the left , but hey , actually I could go sitting to my left , right .
And Superman is in the building .
I hear the crowd we back Pim , pim , pim , oh hell . I hear the crowd we back oh hell , we got them .
Oh yeah , nice .
I know we got a little Stuff to talk about . I know we was gonna say Something about Like Puff Daddy and See , I know a lot of times I'll Speak on stuff I heard , but I don't be wanting to say A whole bunch of stuff . Cause I ain't be wanting to say a whole bunch of stuff , I ain't really trying to throw trash on a nigga .
Man , it's already out there , I know . You can't do nothing about it , man . The internet is undefeated .
Undefeated .
It is crazy , crazy man , especially with P Diddy . I don't know what's going on with him . I don't even know the full story , but I know that the feds ain't coming after you unless they got a case .
Yeah , I know , ain't that crazy .
Right , you know they've been building this case for years .
And they definitely coming after him , boy .
Yes sir , yes sir , I know they denied his bail .
Yeah , I saw that . I guess he tried to give up his plane , his mom's house and uh do that ?
what are you trying to get rid of ? You trying to get rid of his stuff ? Yeah , he said he put it in his mama name .
Well , he said he would sell his mom's house . I don't know how it works like went for bail or whatever yeah but he was just saying oh , put his mom's house up for sale . He would put his mom's mom's house up for sale .
He was putting his mom's house up for sale , like collateral or something .
His airplane .
This nigga got an airplane . Oh yeah , hey , oh yeah , he parted a little bit when .
I was listening to who was it ? I don't know who said it , I don't even , but it was funny . When they said it it was like , hey , he might want to do something . Check his boat , because that's how he's going to end up getting out of here . He messed around and go to Miami . Man , that dude going to sit down there . Gone , and once he gone , what's up ?
Joe , he made it All right .
Hey , how y'all doing Rodeo .
All right , I had a battle to the man hey , hey , how y'all doing Rodeo in the building , rodeo is in the building .
Yeah , I know , I hope ain't nobody else coming and I'm parked , just like I park when I'm late .
I wish you parked in the driveway , in front of the driveway , yeah .
Being three parking spaces and shit .
You know that motherfucker was late , he just put right here , ran in the building . Yeah , nah , that's crazy man . Yeah , man , but yeah . So we always describe this as we talk about like what we hear .
We don't fact check .
For entertainment purposes only , yeah this is for entertainment purposes only , hey I know one thing Do not fact check . Sometimes they said you got to be careful . I heard this listening to the Breakfast Club . Oh yeah , Shout out to Charlamagne and DJ Envy .
Put some spec on my name .
Lauren LaRosa . She's filling in Well , jess , hilarious , but you know she's on maternity leave , nice , so Lauren LaRosa is filling in . But they were saying , when you say allegedly , they said even sometimes , you got to be careful . See , we don't ever say anything like real , real , crazy , right . Like you know be like oh , steve killed the cat Allegedly .
You don't want to get the Peter people man .
Hey , our led stuff .
I'm telling you that now . Because , I know no right that motherfucker find you with Peter but .
Peter , did you see when Piers Morgan Said something , I guess with Jay Z and Beyonce , they sent the lawyers .
I was like man .
I ain't saying nothing . I just know those stories that I hear and I'm not reporting anything .
You ain't heard it from me .
I ain't one to gossip . I ain't the one to gossip . You ain't heard it from me Dang dang , I ain't one to gossip . I ain't the one to gossip . You ain't heard it from me , bud . You ain't hear that from me .
You ain't take my little humble abode .
I'm like that's all we got . Oh my gosh , I thought we was brothers Sitting the lawyers off , Sit your $5 ass down . But the thing about it is though .
That's a thin line , like slander , and all that Especially when you're A public figure . So yeah , yeah , yeah , you can pretty much Talk , make fun of you , just say hey , I was just joking around Making fun of the motherfucker , cause you're a public figure , they free game . Yeah , politician , public figures , all that shit is free game .
Now , I can't say that shit is free game . Now I can't say that shit about you because you ain't nobody . You take me to court and get all my little money , you know what .
I mean no offense .
Allegedly you ain't nobody . I'm sorry . He said allegedly .
Allegedly .
Nigga , I'm Superman . There's somebody in this house .
That's what I'm saying . That's somebody in this house . That's another thing . You can't even use that . I know it's been copyrighted already . It's been copyrighted . You see , they had to . That's Luther Campbell , stupid man . That's Luther Campbell . Luther Campbell , tell you all about it . What Luke Skywalker ?
Oh , that's right yeah they went and got all his ass , dude .
I do remember .
Luke Skywalker can't say pussy .
Yeah , when they first came out , he was Luke Skywalker .
He can only think about pussy . He can't tell you that lie . They went and took that shit man . Yeah , they got the psst . They ain't know it was two-line crew feeds and Luther Campbell .
Until you said that I forgot all about that , yeah .
I remember that they went and got that Like no bro , Uh-uh , no , no , no , no .
Yeah , we got some Copyrighted .
Copyright infringements , and then the thing with Sting .
Not .
Sting . But what's his name ? Is it Sting ? It is Sting , huh .
Wait , which one the ?
one that Puffy got to pay . Oh yeah , you got to pay him $2,000 a day for the rest of his life . Hey , you know , isn't it like $2,000 a day for the rest of his life ? Hey , you know , ain't it like $2,000 ?
a day for the rest of his life . Okay , look , here's a question . Now we know Puffy got a lot of money .
I'm telling you we got to pay that man .
So at what point does his money run out ? Right , I mean obviously I'm pretty sure he didn't divvy it up to his kids , or .
Sting .
That motherfucker over there sweating bullets . Man Let that man out of jail $2,000 a day .
That's a lot of money .
And then did he get married .
Who sings Every Breath you Take .
No , that was Sting Sting or the police , yeah .
When he used that song for With Faith Evans . With Faith Evans for . Biggie , yeah , yeah , and what's his name ? He sued him and he said you got to pay that motherfucker so much money . He's equivalent to $2,000 a day for the rest of his life .
That's wild man .
And he actually brags about it in a little darker minute how that motherfucker got a pen Sting . Yeah , yeah .
Hey , I did watch the Surviving Diddy on Tubi .
Yeah .
Yeah , I did , I did watch that the .
Timbs , I haven't watched it .
Yeah , I watched it . I haven't watched it , man . I've been watching too many animated by the Diggler .
Hey , I tell you what listen .
Batman we watched too many animated by the Diggler .
Hey , I tell you what . Listen , batman and the Diggler . We are here for the people . I know we talking to each other , but so I was like you know what ? Let me expand my horizons a little bit . Let me go ahead and listen to some of this .
I seen some of it .
Some of this gossip .
Some of the gossip .
Well , like that , because that's a big story . Man , we don't do politics , Y'all can forget about that .
I know everybody's wondering how he arise in fame , nobody know who he was . And then when you go , when they watch the thing , they're like .
his daddy was the driver for Frank Lucas . Who Puffy's daddy ? His dad was the driver for Frank Lucas . Yeah , I know he had a little bit of bread growing up didn't he ?
Frank Lucas is his godfather .
Oh , wow .
But somehow something went down and they found his dad .
Yeah , because Frank Lucas ran Harlem right , Right yeah . Wow Okay , yep , sean Puffy Cone , hey I remember Puff Daddy from y'all remember at Super Cat Dolly , my Baby Mm-hmm . Yep , Sean Puffy Cone . Hey , I remember Puff Daddy from y'all remember at Super Cat Dolly my . Baby Mm-hmm . Yep , when Biggie Smalls and Puffy was on that .
The thing is , when they come up with these charges right , and they go after these figures , public figures like that . Why are they selective , though ? That's the thing , because there's a lot of them . They already know . Matter of fact , if I'm not mistaken , there's probably a bunch of them on the seal indictments right now .
I'm sorry , but there's probably a bunch of them on the seal indictments and they still can walk around like we do , but they under arrest Until they break the seal . Now you , they still can walk around like we do , but they on their ass Until they break the seal . Now you gotta go to jail . See what I mean .
Hey , I know what we all wanna know . We all wanna know who on them tapes , though I know as soon as they release them tapes , they ain't gonna release that shit . Listen , we sat here and watched . We watched Ray J and Kim K , and if y'all sitting up here lying and said y'all didn't watch it , y'all lying .
No , I watched it . I watched Tom Ali .
I know y'all did . I was talking to the people . I get y'all , I'm talking to y'all , but I'm really talking to the people , but I get y'all .
Oh , okay , I'm talking to y'all , but I'm really talking to the people . Okay , who haven't seen Tom Lee and Pam Landerson ? Oh , I saw that too .
I saw that Everybody's seen that . Yeah , yeah , yeah .
Now I didn't see I seriously think they be leaking their own shit . Hey , that's smart man Just to make you see , yeah , you just leak it out there , that's smart . And then boom , you viral now .
Yeah , I'm like damn what , if you but see we leak our stuff , that shit ain't going nowhere . You know that man .
But , see then .
I'm a nobody , so it ain't going nowhere . I'm going to mess around and make $14 .
Like man don't nobody want to see us ?
No , depends on what you do . You probably got to eat .
He's hand lotioning up your toes , you got to eat booty or something . No , you probably can't even eat booty .
Oh man , Everybody eat booty . Ain't lying man , that ain't nothing new .
Yeah .
You got to do something .
Shaw , you booty eaters out there , you nasty mother , shut your mouth Shut your mouth .
You know oh man .
Yeah , it's standard procedure now .
It's OP .
Yeah .
It used to be , like ooh , I slipped , yeah , hey , or oops , I slipped .
Now every hole is in there .
Hey , like remember when , when uh , I didn't know your tongue was that long yeah , remember like when when , when chicks would sit up here . You think it's still chicks out here ?
uh , that don't suck the ding dong , that's standard .
SOP too . Hey , for the white girls standard SOP , that shit better be standard .
Fuck , I'm just saying , you remember Everybody .
¶ Intimate Conversations on Relationships and Sexuality
Those strong women , they do it too . Strong women do it too .
Yeah , I'm waiting on my husband .
I'm waiting on me To get a husband . Them the ones that do it good .
How you gonna get a husband If you don't do it .
I'ma put it this way I'ma tell you Cause this thing .
I'ma tell you right now .
I'ma Then you be like oh , I'm going to say it and I'm going to get this is terrible , your hand is boo-boo . I'm going to get in trouble for this , but I'm going to say it .
Oh hell , oh hell . You , a female , do I need to hit his butt and you ?
like them bullets you done , sucked it . You ain't buying . You ain't buying them bullets for nothing , right , them big ass bullets , them popsicles , them big old motherfuckers Shit , that's practice .
Them bomb pops .
Remember in the summertime You'd see them at a stoplight , all them motherfuckers Making all kinds of , and you in the next car Over here in that shit Like god damn . And you ain't think about that Like when you , motherfucker , ain't think about that , like when you .
When you was a kid . See , I'm telling you that's when your mind Started getting jaded , because you know when you a little kid ?
Right yeah .
And you see him eating A banana or a pop , you ain't think Absolutely nothing , right . But right around that 18 , 19 , definitely like 20s , man , you better not Suck on a popsicle . You see him . But right around that 18 , 19 , definitely like 20's you better not suck on a popsicle or eat a banana .
Around me I'm going to be sitting up here thinking like , yeah , girl , I see you if you see a woman peel a banana with no hand , god damn it .
If you see a , motherfucker licking an ice cream cone without that motherfucker melting or dripping down the side . You already know she's a keeper .
Got another one your motherfucking licking the ice cream cone without that motherfucking melting or dripping down the side ?
Yeah you already know she's a keeper .
And another one , got another one . You can tie a knot in a cherry stem . Oh , with no hands , with no hands , hey , you a bad , shut your mouth .
Oh man , that special acquired skills . So all of .
I mean you know , we out here giving y'all the facts , I'm just saying , we just telling you Like , if you Sit there and she's like I don't know , I ain't Like , I ain't never done this before and be like how you get so good .
Hey , do y'all think it's a myth about Black chicks getting did in the booty ?
Man , they love that shit , they love that shit , they love that shit . Don't let them fool you . I think all that stuff is just myths , man I think all when they put it in the shit they be like don't you put it in my booty ? Oh Nah , I don't know about that .
But I mean , you got to be a little gentle . I learned that the hard way .
But you just can't just ram it in like they do on the porno .
You just can't pop it in like the yeah , yeah , yeah , like no , no , you can't do it like they do on the instruction videos .
But hey , you know , on the pornos they be all prepped and ready , already Prepped and greased up .
Yeah , they're not porno videos . They're instructional videos . Those are instructional videos .
Oh , instructional videos .
Yeah , yeah , yeah .
Okay , how to ? This is how you do it . Yeah , this is how you do it .
See that truffle butter . You'd be like , oh yeah , she already lubed up .
They got her , oh yeah , the truffle butter .
They already got her right .
Yeah , I'm just saying like now y'all ain't going to be able to play that song on the air , no more .
Oh , what truffle butter .
I even told everybody what it is .
They know what it is .
They know what it is . We know what it is Like , deja Pell , fuck that little John Reign right there Wait which one . Oh , skeet , skeet , skeet , oh yeah . Yeah , he said you can't say that on the radio , shit , they start trying to beep it out . You know what skeet skeet mean ? He said white folk . Don't know what skeet skeet mean ?
he said white folk don't know what skeet skeet mean . Hey look , I got a story for y'all , story time .
Y'all remember this is oh my goodness , we had our , I think , geometry , our geometry teacher in high school right one of our boys , I think geometry , our geometry teacher in high school right One of our boys , I think her name was Ms Wino right Now , you know , we right so we sitting in class . This is my boy , eugene .
Remember that song , Get the Bozax .
Y'all remember that . Get the Bozax right .
Now let me tell y'all this Y'all know I'm proud Akron .
St Vincent , st Mary alum . So y'all know the teachers .
Y'all know the teachers , that's there right , Older , very , very nice white lady .
¶ High School Memories and Funny Stories
So we in geometry class , we talking about circles and stuff , right Right , how come Eugene said hey , you should name your circles . He got her to name one of the circles , a Bozak Dog . We would be sitting up here and we would get to class . Let's say the next day , or something . Be like oh , what are we going to do today ?
She was like we're going to learn about Bozak circles .
Listen .
I used to be in the back of class , nigga Hollering , and then she'd be like wait , what Bosco are you ? Are you learning , Dude ? You couldn't contain yourself because you sitting up here like man . This dude really got this lady talking about Bozaks and it's hilarious because she has no idea . We never , ever said nothing either . We just left it .
Half the kids didn't know . No , exactly , we knew . We knew they didn't Dog that shit was . I don't know why that shit was so funny man , and she would write it up there too . Bozak , a nice circle . This is a Bozak circle . Y'all rolling that , oh man , shout out to my dude , eugene man . Oh , my goodness , oh oh , I was weak man .
I was sitting up here like what and we was being there clowning . I mean , I don't know , joe , I don't know .
Joe had it . I was old bro . These old black women , they was mad at somebody , I don't know who it was All the time and then come in , sit down , this motherfucking 201 . And that motherfucker 320 , when she stopped teaching 320 . 320 . Good Everybody else outside waiting on the bus to come pick them up . You still in the class .
I ain't know the buses ain't here yet .
Buses ain't going to leave without you . Y'all ain't going to miss the bus .
So what's one of your funniest , fondest memory ? Like from high school ? Oh man , I mean we . Fondest memory Like from high school ? Oh man , I mean we dog man High school . Dog . We had so many .
It was many , usually most of us . I was a football coach .
I wasn't . That dude was so hilarious man Wasn't even funny .
I mean , he wasn't even trying to be , he was just mean , but it was funny .
Yeah , yeah , dog man , our stuff no go ahead .
But he cussed a lot . Though , he cussed a lot . Yeah , come here .
Was your coach ? Was he white or black Black ?
Come here . Was your high school mostly black ? Yeah , okay , see , obviously our high school . What about yours , steve ? Oh no , mine was mostly white . Then his famous speech was he said I don't like white people . I'm prejudiced , but I'm fair . And if you are white and you ain't on the field , ain't cause you're white , cause you ain't with the damn .
And boy that took the cake , bro , that took the cake right there for me . I love this man till this day and make it so bad . He wasn't lying either of them . If you could play , we had some white cats . When they got on the field , it was animals bro Right After that speech there , they was animals .
You got to put your best players out there , but the thing about it was . We lived in a small town and they had a lot of these academies , private schools that we couldn't go to . Okay , so if any time we did have somebody as really good as White , they would come get them and take them over there .
Then from there they would go to the universities and leave us behind . How the fuck you get to Alabama . You just beating your ass the whole last month .
Now you seeing them on Saturday . Now you seeing this motherfucker .
This motherfucker wasn't worth a damn . Oh wow .
It work like that sometimes , boy .
And then you know like we had a local in paper .
Yeah .
They go to that . They in our school . They don't even make the paper Go to that school . They in the paper every week .
Hey , what about you ? C ? You got any funny fond high school .
You know I had to share Our coach is just he's like , and we had one cat in on the team and the coach told him . He said man , you is not so handsome , damn .
Well , really , I'm really and whatever .
I want you to do . He said whatever you do in life , son get . He said marry you a pretty woman and give your kids a 50-50 chance Boy . He told that motherfucker , that shit . That's why .
I get a lot of that shit . Yeah , Motherfucker said marry you a pretty woman . Yeah , I don't really have any .
Give yourself a 50-50 chance I don't really have any funny stories from football and stuff . I was like , actually we just went to practice . We went to practice dude .
Practice .
Crack some heads .
I remember one time when this was during tour days . You know , back when we played . Y'all know how we used to do tour days Right Now , man , they don't even hit no more but one of our football coaches I don't know who did it , but I mean , y'all know how the high school , the bleachers and you got the press box and all that , yeah .
And he used to ride a little scooter man . They took his scooter and put it in the press box and all that , yeah . And he used to ride a little scooter man . They took his scooter and put it in a press box and all . I don't know who carried it out there , but this cat was hot . Oh man , you sit there practicing .
You look up and you see that scooter , was he a fat guy .
No , no , no , he wasn't even a big dude , but it was just funny . I'm like he was like , hey , I don't know who got my scooter , but it better not be hot . Oh my God , that's probably like the funniest thing I remember from Shit we had .
I got especially in elementary school . Man , we had teachers Like they didn't like you sleeping in class , so if you fall asleep they would throw the eraser and hit you right in the head .
Oh see , and you can't do that now Like I did . I do remember having to sit in the front of class . You know , sometimes I wasn't , sometimes I wasn't bad . Wake your brother .
But you know every now and again , you know you'll say a little joke Like wait class clown , or they put the little circle on the chalkboard Make you put your nose in it and you just put your nose in it .
Just stand there , go stand in the corner , go stand in the corner . Yeah y'all .
Don't turn around . Yeah , I ain't gonna do that either .
Yeah , oh no , my pop would too . That's , I'm telling the story now . I did , what did I do ? I hit a girl . I hit a girl and , like this was back in elementary school but we were having a snowball fight you know , how the girl . She was wearing glasses . She put her little head up over the little heel and I said , whack , Hit her dead in the eye .
What ?
you hit her with Snowball . Oh damn , it's a snowball fight , oh yeah .
I got in trouble for that shit . We were having a snowball fight .
But yeah , how you get in trouble .
I don't get in trouble because she playing . She throwing snowballs at me . She's throwing snowballs at me . She ain't supposed Throw ice balls , there's no ice balls . It's just a snowball hitter in the glasses . I can't help a hitter in the glasses because he's going to put his head up .
He hit her with a Bozak snowball .
This is a motherfucking sniper snowball . That's all it was . It was a sniper snowball . Yeah , we ain't have that luxury . See , I got a whooping . I got to paddle first because my mama said paddle , because it's his fault . He , because it's his fault , he shouldn't have threw a snowball at her . And then I got a whooping when I got home .
So you know , I learned from that shit . I was like okay , well , next time . You're going to hit her in the stomach . I'm going to hit her with my fist ?
No , no .
I'm going to make it worth it .
And then I was like I ain't going to hit no girl Dog that's funny .
Yeah , I hit one girl once . I think I was in kindergarten .
Yeah .
And then Like with a snowball or something or a dirt ball .
No , that was just with my hand . I ain't never hit one sentence .
Oh damn , Smack this shit out . Goddamn Mike .
Turner no .
Baby .
I ain't . No , I ain't . Was you practicing ? No , no , bitch , call me baby pop .
Sprinkle me . Run me , my money .
And then the most prettiest girl in the world walked into kindergarten . That's when the days was over with oh shit . Yeah , buddy man , you don't remember the first time you like ? Hey , listen , we talked Kindergarten bro .
I'm like , oh my God , hey , I do remember we talked about this one time yeah , I think you was on the show at the time Because Christian said he had a crush , I think in kindergarten , on a chick named Felicia . Christian said he had a crush , I think , in kindergarten , on a chick named Felicia . And I had a crush on a chick when I was a kid .
Her name was Felicia and it just didn't appear . I just remember little , light skinned girl , long hair , and then we used to sit there and you know you watch the little instructional videos of how to cross the street If you're running from the cops , I mean , oh shit .
Officer friendly .
I mean not running from the cops .
When you're running , if you're running from somebody and then you grab a rock and write their license plate on the sidewalk , you know that .
¶ Childhood Crushes and Adult Realities
I don't know , joe , you might have been a grown one . We was in kindergarten . Yeah , we was grown .
Shit , I might have had a blowjob by then .
Yeah , probably . I think Joe might have been in high school or something I don't know , damn , but we would just sit there , or you know , when you had to walk to the bathroom Right , you would just like hold hands I was like man , man , me and this chick Gonna be together forever . I'm like man , then I went to second grade .
I think my little crush then was Erica , erica , I had a crush for 12 years . No , yeah .
Kenny Garden .
My first crush Was in second grade .
Kenny Garden in first grade Was Felicia .
And it still is To this day . That's not for me .
I don't remember None of them . Bitches In Kenny Garden .
I remember that one Felicia Matter of fact , hell , I stalk her on Facebook To this day , damn .
God lord , that's a real crush .
Yeah , I stalk that motherfucker to this day , man Damn .
Good .
Lord , that's a real crush .
Yeah , stop that motherfucker on Facebook .
Till this day she stamped herself in that nigga's brain .
Shout out to . I can't help it , boy , that motherfucker .
They say we calling names out , shout out to Erica Kelker , that was my little . I ain't gonna shout her name out , that was my little . Hey , I mean she might be married or something she married now . No , it's all good . We talking about second grade , I know , so I'm good .
I remember one time I sent the birthday wish Right . The whole page shut down , damn .
Oh yeah , she is married Like mine . I'm sitting up here . This is what we used to do . We used to call each other on the phone oh my goodness , and watch Good Times . Yeah , yeah be like what's the thing ?
I know a birthday and everything .
God damn Joe .
No wonder you can't say nothing .
Yeah , that's why you can't say nothing . You're going to mess around . I know I can't . Her husband , joe Jackson , going to try to get you .
She's three days older than me .
Luminati Better watch what you say .
Better watch what you say . Don't want to get me riled up . Be like the beekeeper up in this bitch , drive right off the bridge .
Think about that next time , bam See .
That's like one of the only movies I clapped at the end .
Oh , the B-Key .
I was clapping at the end and shit , get them , sick them .
Hey , we was talking about the high school or not high school , but like little school crushes , you think . Can you still have a crush as an adult ? Yeah , you think so .
Yeah , it's just lust , man . Now , it's just lust , it's lust .
Back then I don't know man , it ain't lust .
So it was lust when I was in second grade . Yeah , I just saw a pretty little brown girl .
I was like damn See the thing about it was y'all was in second grade Y'all was a little more advanced . I'm going to kiss her hand .
They may say kindergarten .
Y'all a little more advanced than we was Shit . When we was in kindergarten we would hump with the clothes on . Hey , I do remember that . Y'all motherfuckers unjipped your pants .
Yeah , yeah , yeah , did you get some . Yeah , you just unjipped your pants .
No , yeah , you just let it sit there .
You be like oh Got me some , it's just resting up against it got me some booty cat .
You just hump it . See , I got me some booty cat . What you talking about ?
now you know what you're doing now . Oh yeah , this is when all the trouble start . He'd be like man . Why did God make you beautiful women so beautiful ?
He never give them all . He never give them everything . He give them three out of four .
I'm not saying nothing .
He don't give them all .
I'm going to let Joe get in trouble . Two out of three . I'm not saying nothing .
It's the truth . They got big titties and fat ass . They ain't cute . If they cute got big titties and fat ass .
They crazy , crazy as hell .
You know , I'm just telling you right now .
What about the ones ? What about the ?
ones . If they smart big titties , they got a flat ass . Damn oh , they might have a lazy eye . I'm telling you , man , he's going to give it all to them .
What about the ones ? If they got it ?
all , they bought it . Damn . Even then , if they got it all , they bought it , bro God damn , I'm telling you , man you making , hey , I'm just telling you , you messing up people's dreams In podcasting . Man wait , you know , we in the home Looking at their wife . You went crazy , motherfucker . I already knew it , I just couldn't put my thing on it .
Nah hey .
There it go Shit . I knew your ass was crazy , but now though , Like With all these surgeries and all these motherfucking BBLs and shit you know you got a fine woman and you plan on starting a family . You better get some baby pictures of that motherfucker .
Right , you better look at her mama .
Because that's what she's going to look like in 10 years . Get some baby pictures . Yeah , I want to see a picture of you from three months all the way up to three years old hey , remember , I remember how ? And I want to see it naked .
God damn it hey remember how we said you know how the chicks are , sit up here and get mad , or you know like . Let's just say if it's a chick that like you , but you know she might see your girl or be like uh and she kind of either want to talk about your girl or kind of talk about you .
Oh yeah Like , oh , he ain't ready for no real woman like me , or something like that .
I mean .
I'm sure it could work in reverse .
She ain't got no ass anyway .
Anyway .
What she got .
I ain't got Right . Probably not that steak attitude you got I hope she going gonna wax that upper lip .
Yeah , they're always talking about something .
Yeah , that's why you hit them with the comeback shit . I like a little hair around my cheek .
Hey , why do y'all do that ? See we , hey , insecure , I'm asking our guest that's not here . Why do y'all do that ? Why do y'all sit up here and down another man's lady ? Because we don't do that .
Well , we don't do that .
Maybe that's what they're doing .
Well , the real RIN won't do that .
RIN won't do that . A simple motherfucker would do that . Rin won't do that . Huh , no , rin won't do that .
A simple motherfucker would do that RIN ain't gonna do that , it's gonna happen for you .
You know me .
I don't think I will do . You see , like a bad one , and then sometimes I'll sit up here and be like Damn , he got a lot of money , that's damn , he got a lot of money . That's about it .
I'll tell you what I'll do .
I'll be like he got a lot of money .
I'll tell you straight up when your good looks start to fade , don't come in my ocean . That's all I'm saying . Stay your ass where you at . You stay up in them . Dime piece ranges . I'm going to take these nickels and quarters and shit over here Dime piece ranges I'm going to take these nickels and quarters and shit over here .
Take this change . I'm going to take this change .
Shit , I'm going to take these two nickels and rub them together and make it work .
Huh .
I'm right , make it work . Yeah , you know you don't want to . You don't want like the dime piece is too much trouble . You know what I mean want to . You don't want like they're a dying piece of too much trouble . You know what I mean Too much trouble , simplistic .
Everybody want them or they think everybody want them . That's what I'm saying .
It's one or the other .
Everybody want them , or they think everybody want them . It all depends , I mean you can get someone that's nice and humble yeah .
I'm just telling you Right , it's just like this year we can say , I can say this year , everybody want a woman To fuck a lot , until they get a woman To fuck a lot . I'm telling you right now , bro , that shit ain't where it cracked up to be . You'll be up in the house Like man , can't ? I just have a break .
You're like man , I just said shit , oh yeah .
Y'all done . Took two pills this week , goddamn yeah .
Trying to keep up this motherfucker . Let me get a couple chewables or something . Yeah , heart attack , throw some chewables in the system . Yeah , please .
You be begging for some freedom , Please Like goodness , gracious yeah . Nigga be staying out all night long . God damn it . I'm gonna go home . This bitch gonna fuck me to death . Hey , but just think , when you ready , yeah , and you got you be like okay , yeah , but see the thing about a man Is a woman Can say no .
It almost impossible for a man to say no . I mean , I mean you can , though now I I realized that right , but when I was a young man I didn't think you could say no , I thought you had to just go through it . Why you think I was a good wing man ? I ain't know no better .
Hey , joe red , come go with me . She got a friend .
I ain't know no better than she the motherfucker say hey , Joe , where you come , go with me . She got a friend . I be like . God damn , she a booger bear . Ah , fuck it , I can't say no , yeah , you be like hey , whatever . Yeah , I can say no .
I bet you have fun though .
Yeah , booger bears are fun .
And then you mess around .
Yeah , and then you , jon , Then you be in the store and this motherfucker say , hey , chill , what's that ? Oh , shit .
Oh man .
That's when you sitting up here thinking like man , what do I ?
know he took that book about me and go oh , like Chewbacca , something like Chewbacca the book about me and Carl and shit .
Oh man , that's a shit .
That's Chewbacca .
Hey y'all . Y'all know we out here playing , we love everybody , we love everybody . Awful shit we are definitely here to make y'all laugh .
Or at least try to . It goes both ways , though I know .
Listen , but that's what I say . I mean , we don't date man . If you do , you do what you do , we don't .
But so I can't speak on well no , I mean , we can speak like what we do as far as , like I done , seen some some some old jacked up cats with some good looking women and I told you I seen it , but the thing is like God damn .
That's when I sit there and think like man he got a lot of money . That's . Listen , I'm telling y'all . That's the first thing that I think , but when I see it , he has a lot of money .
I'm happy for the man , though , because he did his job .
I don't think it as much now , but when you younger you know you sitting up here thinking like why that girl ? I think as you get older you live life a little bit . You ain't sitting up here thinking like you see an ugly dude and a pretty woman . You just blah , blah blah . When you younger you like . I said it before bro .
It's like this here , bro . You see like you can go . I said it before . It's like this here , bro , you see like you can go down to the store . Right , it's raining , it's cold and shit . You see a homeless dude with his bitch all wrapped in a blanket . Them bitches freezing together with a dog .
Right and I got a little jealous Right I said shit , I got a house , I got a job with benefits . I ain't got a motherfucker that'd rather die with me than me . You ain't gonna tell me , you ain't seen it . I don't give a fuck what you say . You're sneaking up both of them motherfuckers out there . One got water , one going to get water .
True that , depending on the neighborhood I'm in , I'm telling you oh yeah , definitely I'm serious though .
And you straight sit up here and think oh yeah .
Now , that's , that's right . Then you got a question how fucked up , how fucked up am I ?
How come I ain't got that ? I got a ride , I ain't got no ride , I got a mission , I got benefits .
Shit Good benefits , steve Superman . I got good benefits . Why can't I get a ride or die ? But then you know we , you know it's kind of A double edged sword now , though , because now you get so used to just doing shit on your own , true that yeah , easy come , easy go .
Easy , come easy go Just kind of be like ah .
Not depending on nobody Right . She going home , you going home .
And they don't want to know why . Old men Listen , I think it's like this year . Like old guys See women get older , they afraid to die alone . Men don't really give a shit .
I can't win this world alone .
Yeah .
You can get buried by yourself .
They be like I don't want to die alone and live on , and man , you gonna get buried by yourself . They be like I don't wanna die alone and live on . We don't give a shit about that . Then you got these motherfuckers that made up this hospice , these old men trying to get young women so they can take care of them .
Man , nobody think about no shit like that . We trying to get our rocks up Before it quit working . That's what we trying to do , and your old ass ain't cutting it Shit . That's why we get a young one .
That's right .
Maybe this motherfucker need a little help . Nah , you got to sing to it now . You can't just walk in and say get it up , no , you got to sing to it .
And they get mad as hell .
Serenade that motherfucker . Get down there and blow the flute .
Like back in the day , when you sit up here , are you 18 , 19 ?
Yeah , you know a chick be sitting up here like man , she lick her lips .
Man , your shit going halfway down your knee yeah . Man that shit happen now . You got to do more than that . Yeah , she lick her lips , I lick my lips . What ?
we doing , yeah , what we doing . I know back in the day , shit , I don't know how many people done this , but when they played the song the Funkin' Word , that motherfucker would dance to the Funkin' Word by himself . When them grime in the ground , that motherfucker start coming up and then it start popping .
When that motherfucker , we are , we are Letting y'all know about the aging process .
Yeah , used to be ready to go Whenever .
Oh yeah , shit .
¶ Retro Movie Chat and Nostalgic Laughter
I remember I used to wear sweatpants . The wind blew the wrong way , that motherfucker , I'll tell you what . Who can tell me about Ever ? Oh yeah , shit , I remember .
I used to wear sweatpants . The wind blew the wrong way , that motherfucker . I'll tell you what . Who can tell me about the first time they wore some silk boxes ? Oh shit , oh , you said silk man . I dig , study hard all day in them , motherfucking things .
I don't think I ever had . I ain't never had no silk underwear . Oh man , I had every color , Did you ? I never had silk underwear . Tell them about the silk boxes . Man , them silk boxes .
Them shit get to move around . In them , motherfuckers . I felt so sick in them . Silk boxes , nigga .
Man , you rub your leg like this , you got whoosh .
Shit , I used to be like man them cats that wear them silk underwear .
I was like them , some fancy niggas right there , boy , let me tell you .
Man , your shit , stay hard all day , damn . When I was young . I couldn't wear them no more . I wore them like about a week .
Yeah , I had to get me some cotton . I was a tighty-whitey , tighty-whitey fruity loons . My shit stayed hard bro .
That shit was crazy .
You know what ? I should go , get a pack of tighty-whities and wear them for a week .
See , a week At this age , you probably the only one that can pull it off . I look like Ned Beatty in that movie .
Steve can pull it off .
For those who don't know who Ned Beatty is tell me . Those who don't know who Ned Beatty is , that's Deliverance . Remember the movie Deliverance ?
Yeah , I was just watching that .
Ned Beatty and Burt Riddles .
No , he talking about the old , the old , the old , not the new , not the new one .
Not the scary , not the new one .
Not with Monique , no .
Yeah , not with Monique . Deliverance with Burt Reynolds and Ned Beatty , and Ned Beatty had him on some Whitey Tidies .
Oh yeah , when he took my squeal like a pig . Yeah , yeah , yeah .
I thought we had ourselves a bowl , but we got a sow . Oh man , Squeal like a pig . That motherfucker down there , wee , oh dude , for the mountain too , boy , oh man .
Dude , ain't none of them movies being made right now , forky . Shit , none of them being made when the white women at Blazing .
Saddles yeah .
Blazing .
Saddles .
That would be a tough one to make , right .
Yeah , you ain't making that . You can't . Which way , I don't give a shit . Some of them , richard , Pryor movies you ain't watching way .
I don't know Some of them Richard Pryor movies you ain't watching Like which way is up when he say Same old Negro spirituals . Man Every which way , but loose .
Yeah .
Every which way , but loose .
But was that ? That was the one With Right Turn , clyde Right .
Or was that the Richard Pryor one ? Every which way but loose . Wait a minute . Was that what Clint Eastwood yeah , that was .
That was the right turn , clyde .
Yeah , right , turn , yeah , and then Any which Way you Can , or something weird . They had a sequel .
Yeah , yeah , they did . I thought they made Maybe like , like three of them .
That's why I was like man you know what ?
Still want a little baby champ . I tell you , I only want it for like .
Uptown Saturday night .
Oh man , oh with JJ yeah .
Jabberwocky . That's why I remember that shit Hell yeah , man . Motherfucking JJ . They hypnotized both of them . Motherfuckers . Jabberwocky Dude , that movie was on . Oh man , they hypnotized both of them motherfuckers .
Jabberwocky Dude . That movie was on , oh man , about three , four months ago .
Guess who Coming to Dinner . That was good .
Oh yeah , that was . They remade that with , I think , Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac .
Oh yeah , yeah , they tried to comedy it up a little bit .
Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . Now that that's that was good . I'm sitting up here Looking at At movies which one .
No , I'm saying , which one was that that was Bustin' Loose With Richard Pryor on the bus , oh my god With the . With the clam behind him .
No me , jack . He said man . He said he said man . He said I'm Annie Mae's favorite son . He said I'm Joe Fucking Braxton .
From Brownsville . We don't play that shit .
Oh man , when he saw he was walking with the clan man . I remember when my pop took me to go see that , oh , he was walking with the Klan . Yeah , and he man Dog , hey . I remember when my pop took me to go see that , oh that man , that movie was great .
That's when I saw when Homeboy Cicely Tyson's little boyfriend , had that fancy Cadillac Right , I was like man , I need me one of those .
Yeah , that's when they had it . I think the only movie I remember was Three the Hard Way .
Well , that was Jim Brown right Jim Brown , jim Kelly . Jim Kelly and Fred Williams , fred Williams , yeah , yeah , fred Williams or Williamson .
I think it's Williams . Is it Williamson , yeah ?
Yeah , y'all know who we talking about .
Just look it up . That's right , the original gangsters .
Yeah , they are .
My boogie is killing me .
Oh , you know , man , when they did that on the Original gangsters oh yeah , I'm going to get you sucker . Oh yeah , dude . When they did that on , I'm gonna get you sucker , oh yeah . And that dude man that toe got to beating . And when fly guy got out of jail yeah , man , they was dead in there man , I cried in that scene .
I laughed so fucking hard that shit was goldfish floating up in that motherfucker god , listen , I'm telling you like all all that stuff , all that stuff isn't like now , I think , the closest thing they'll come out when you know when , uh , jamie foxx had that they cloned tyrone , they cloned tyrone , right , they cloned .
Tyrone Right , yeah , I'm going to get you sucker .
Yeah , I'm going to get you . Sucker was the ones with the when he came out of jail .
Yeah , that shit was hilarious man .
And that don't be a man . All them little spoof movies like that was hilarious .
Don't be a menace to society while you're drinking your juice in the hood ? Oh hell , don't be a menace to society while you're drinking your juice in the hood . Oh hell do we have ?
a problem , man , I'm telling you , shout out to . Chris Spencer , they got a whole ballistic missile when that cat was like oh , could you get that woman for me please ?
he was like the white one that was like they had the same thing In house party Remember .
No , no , but what I'm saying ? It was Chris , it was .
Chris Spencer , yeah .
That said that On Don't be a minister To society While drinking your juice In the hood . And then remember when the girl Finally came over he said my milk of magnesia . I was like man . First off . Whose Kid is man ?
I don't know , cause I think as I get older I start getting , cause I saw her not too long ago and when you watch it now you be like man . Why did she ? Why did she sign up for that ? I'm pretty sure she probably just trying to make it big in Hollywood .
Did she have on a sundress and everything ? All I know is them damn sunglasses and a sundress .
Man , that damn chin . It looks like she almost didn't have a chin man . I was just sitting up here . That shit was hilarious . Then they had their boy that was in a wheelchair .
Oh yeah , he chewed on a pacifier .
Man , yeah , I think little baby Chris or little Chris . Oh man , all that stuff was nuts . But I got something for y'all I'm going to tell you .
What really got me in that movie was when the grandma and them was in the church .
I know grandma was hood . No , they was in the church . Remember what with the ?
guns and they started break dancing .
Oh yeah .
Yeah , and she started doing flips and shit man .
It's so funny Cause you could Like tell . It wouldn't , when it flipped it wouldn't To like it was a dude .
Yeah , that was good when she landed had a mustache . Yup , I think he did that On purpose , though .
Hell yeah they did . That's what made it . That's what made it so funny . That shit was hilarious man yeah . Cause you done seen them movies .
The way , arch Ribery . What was her name ?
I forget , cause she got in a fight With somebody too , didn't she ? Ain't that remember ? She was like you still hit like a bitch . Yeah , that was yeah .
That was with Astray , wasn't it ?
Yeah , yeah , that was with Astray , wasn't it ? Yeah , yeah , that was Miss Pearl from 227 .
Oh yeah .
Sitting in that window , Hell yeah , but anyway , bringing the movies up to date we have . I'm not hearing good things about Joker .
It don't look good At all . No , I'm just saying , the previews don't even look good .
Oh yeah , but hey , you know they coming out with Saturday Night , you know that's they're doing a . It's about Saturday Night Live , about the very first episode that aired . I heard it's supposed to be pretty good Saturday Night Live . Yeah , it's called Saturday Night . It was limited release . Now today it opened up across the country , the very first episode .
Like the very first episode of Saturday Night Live and it's just called Saturday Night . You know how everything went Live from New York . It's Saturday Night Live , it's just called Saturday Night .
You know how everything went Live from New York . It's Saturday Night Live .
Yeah , this won't make it and all that .
Yeah , I don't know it was back in the day they had Rich Little on there and all that , oh yeah .
That's when it started getting all Yup . I used to watch it Way , way back .
Rich . Little made a Killing off Reagan one man . That's how he . He had a whole song .
Oh , you was talking about Rich Little yeah .
Yeah , he had that one song . The Genius of Rap , hey Rich .
Man , rich Little he . I remember him and the .
Water Wings .
Rodney Dangerfield , all these cats , all the little Comedy legends .
Yeah .
And it's a . It's a scary movie . Terrifier 3 .
I haven't seen one yet . Yeah , comedy Legends .
Yeah , it's a scary movie , terrifier 3 . I haven't seen one yet . Yeah , terrifier . Yeah , it's with the clown killer . Oh , it's like a slasher film . I started watching .
Jester . I want to finish watching that Jester . Jester With the clown have .
I seen that .
You know you got to watch .
He's talking to this chick or whatever the Jester .
Man hey , you might have to pull that up when I come over .
The Jester . I want to see that the Jester ain't no joke .
Yeah , hell yeah , you know , let me see , see . So we got Terrifier 3 , joker 2 Saturday Night . You know , they got the animated Transformers oh , that's good . I watched it . Oh , did you ? Transformer 1 , that's good .
It kind of fills in some gaps for you .
Oh does it ? Yeah , they got Piece by Piece . It's with Pharrell , it's like Legos . I heard it . Oh , yeah , yeah , I heard that she was pretty nice man .
Yeah , it's a star-studded cast .
Yeah .
Ice Cube , everybody's in that , mad Boy , snoop Dogg . Yeah , busta Rhymes is up in there . Yeah , yeah , ice Cube , everybody's in that .
Mad Boy , snoop Dogg , yeah , y'all Busta Rhymes is up in there . Yeah , busta Bust . So let me see . So that's what , piece by Piece , not the shit , I think that's well obviously , you know , alien .
Alien Romulus , alien Romulus , yeah that's still in there .
Have you seen that ? No , they got the Apprentice .
Blink twice .
I guess , oh , dude , and I think that's streaming now too . I want to see that . I do want to see . I never
¶ Fairground Concert Chatter
saw it in the movies . But the Apprentice , I guess , is about Donald Trump , Like you know , back in the 70s , 80s , I guess , coming up . No , it was later than that , Was it ? It's not late 70s .
Oh no , so it probably got to be 80s then huh , I think the Apprentice was like the 90s .
No , no , no , no . I think this is from Donald Trump . It's called the App the apprentice . Oh , okay , yeah , and this is from , I think , like From his years in the 70s , yeah , like 70s , 80s , I think , yeah .
Like the young , he had a whole lot of opinions about shit back in those days .
Yeah , amber Alert . I don't know what that ? What's that about ? Let's see who's that Is that ?
true about California . Have a different alert for black children . What , why ?
What do ?
you think ?
they call it Stacey alert or something hey well , you know , for the old people they got silver alert .
Yeah , we got the silver alert . I don't even know what the amber alert is about . That was for the kids .
Amber alert for kids yeah , no , no , I'm talking about this movie , but I'm saying I don't know what this . Uh , oh , this movie , amber alert is . It came out september 27th . Got kevin dunn . Oh , which name is in there ? Uh , from everybody hates chris tyler , james . From Everybody Hates Chris Tyler . James Tyler , james Williams , my bad , oh , hayden .
Hayden Pantieri .
Did you watch that one . What was it called ? Something Ridge or whatever ? Did you finally watch it ? I did watch that . That's pretty good .
Yeah , homeboy , yeah , I did watch that .
They want him to be on the next Marvel movie .
They should let him fill in for .
Majors . I don't think he may get Kane to conquer it though .
Yeah .
I mean they can coach him up and stuff . Yeah , because that's the one thing you know with Jonathan Majors that cat is a fantastic actor . And he didn't even do anything Right . So why don't they just Allegedly yeah , well , at least from the film that I saw , yeah , he was running for his life .
Yeah .
And then I just saw him getting arrested in his walk-in closet . Ain't no man , that man about to be down here at Arizona Broadway Theater on Paradise ?
No , he ain't need to be at the fair Damn . Good , but just so y'all know though they have an old school thing at the fair next week . Oh , it's the old school concert ?
Yeah , I think it's next week . Who's it ? Lisa , lisa , stevie B oh you know what I ?
think it's gonna be a pretty nice lineup . I know they might be the same ones . That's gonna be at the concert on the 31st Well , not at the end of the month . The jazz thing , old school that's going to be at the concert on the 31st of , not at the end of the month , the jazz thing , old school let's look this up .
Entertain yourselves at the fair old school , at the fair , yeah , I love that .
What was the movie about the ridge ?
it's called Rebel , rebel Ridge . It's on .
Netflix . You haven't seen it yeah , check it out man , good movie right there bro hey , don Johnson is in it .
Oh , sonny Crockett , he was Sonny Crockett , he was Sonny Crockett , right from Miami Vice .
Yep , and he was the Colonel in the Jungle oh .
Oh , check it out , hold up .
It's Friday , right ? Isn't it Friday next week ?
Oh , vanilla Ice gonna be there .
Yeah , At the fair right .
Yeah , montel Jordan .
Oh , they gonna . Okay , old school for real Rob Bass oh yeah , oh , yeah I wanna rock right now . I'm Rob .
Baseman . I came to get it down . When Rob Baseman get up there .
It's gonna be a lot of motherfuckers . I have breath up in that man .
I'm about to go up in there and some J's . I'm wearing everything .
Don't do it , they gonna step on them .
Oh , you wear the old ones . Oh , I really I don't have the old ones .
Man , I only got three pairs and they all new .
What your J's yeah , man , you gotta break them out Nah dog I like them , man , I ain't wearing them to Vegas . You gonna get buried in them .
Nope , I'm just gonna wear them , like whenever I go out On a special date .
I wanna look good ? Hey , listen , here's the thing To keeping your Jordans fresh . If you're going to walk a lot , you can't really wear them . If you're going to do limited walking , then you can go ahead and yeah , you don't want to crease them . Yeah , not really .
You don't want to crease them up , but I mean , if you're just doing like that walk ain't going to crease anyway . I can't tie them up , you only , you only tie them so high . Anyway , I'm wearing , I'm wearing some . No , my feet too wide .
Let me see , oh , you can get , you can get your feet in some j's , we're gonna get , we're gonna get you something .
I had to get a size 15 let's see wide ass feet so walking on the railroad track when I was a kid no shoes and shit .
Vanilla Ice .
Rob Bass , montel Jordan . Oh , so it's just going to be them three , huh , I mean , well , that's all you need .
What day is that ? Friday , Friday , right .
What day is October 18th ? What's today's date ?
Yeah , that's Saturday . Today's the 11th . Oh , it's Today's the 11th right now , today's the 11th , so it'll be Friday , that's .
Friday , oh-ho , yep , october 18th , we might be coming to you live From the fairgrounds , from the fairgrounds Up the runway .
I want to rock right now . Go , go , go . Man , listen , I'm going to start doing cardio this week . Get my cardio up . I'm about to go dancing .
I will be at basketball Sunday . Work on my cardio Anyway , thank you everybody . Hopefully we entertained y'all . Hey Doing the heel . We got a big game tomorrow . I think I'm going to lift , I'm blocking up Puff , puff , give .
Puff , puff give . I am very happy with my process .
You see that right here , boy Got that 195 on the On the football bar or the multi gripgrip bar . Anyway , y'all , that's enough for the small talk . Y'all have a good one . We'll see y'all next week .
All right , peace , peace .