Fantasy Meals and Mega Lottery Shifts

Welcome to Nobody's Talking Podcast . We are back for another week Stirring up trouble . I told you I lost my wallet last week . This is I Lost my Wallet . The saga continues Now . Thank you for listening to us Shout out to all the people in Germany they love us over there , they love us in Germany , they love us here , but they really love us in Germany .

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Man . I wish I would have known they loved us in Germany . I could have met the fans . I was just there , see . Yeah , I could have met the fans in Germany .

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About a year and a half . Grown man All right .

I'm a world traveler .

And to his left we have it's Jess . We have Jess , jess , we have Jess . Jess is back , jess , just Jess , and we may have a superhero sighting . We have no , almost locked up . My body is cramping up right now .

Get that potassium . I got the , I got the hypervolt going .

I'm having problems over here now . Potassium , that water I got the uh man .

Yeah , I got the hypervolt going .

I'm having problems over here .

Best friend .

Now let me tell y'all about how the wallet saga continues . I will know it's over , it's over now , but I wanted Joe to be here . But I'm glad he's not , because I have , you know , something to say about a certain company . But we're going to sit up here . We're going to talk about how , you know , I got my wallet back .

Oh , so you can't even deliver it technically .

Well , no , no , no , you can . That's why I wanted it to get delivered . I was just trying to cover all the bases , so I just went there . I knew it wasn't there because I knew Homeboy had it , but I still went anyway , just so I could have a claim .

Okay , he's like he had the picture $5.99 .

And then the next package is the same , in the same spot , and the second package is the one that should have been delivered to Michael's , because I have the address . It matches the name , your address , and then it calls it a safe point or whatever , and I picked Michael's , michael's Craft Store .

He's so serious about that $0.99 . Right , $5 .

$5.99 .

You could just say $6 . You know what ? Make it way easier to say , listen , I got an Aiden sub from Mr Goodsense for $6 today .

Oh so $6 buys a lot .

He said Aiden , so not $6 . Not $6, .

it's Aiden that $5.99, .

You taking full out my child's mouth , all my child's mouth , all my child's All my baby's Hot sub of the day $6 .

All zero Right .

All my baby's . It's their Friday special Hot sub $6 . That's $6 that you can eat .

Okay , I'm sorry . I'm sorry , that was rude of me . We were just talking about that earlier , right , yep .

That was rude of me .

We were just talking about that earlier . Right , Yep , that was rude of me . That was rude of me . She said that was rude of me .

My bad my money .

Hey , sometimes you got to penny pinch .

My condolences to your $5.99 that you are getting back . Conscious spirit . Exactly , I probably won't end up calling , but you just want to complain about it a little bit , it's on my mind right now .

Hey , you know what ? I've got it happening because we need content . And speaking of content , speaking of the Mega Millions , a game we all know and love and y'all done heard us talk about Powerball on here so many times we done talked about Corvettes , lamborghinis , everything At Bugatti man , we done talked about everything .

Uh-huh , he got out and still running .

Yeah , they said oh , no . What were you going to say , simon ? No , no , no , I was going to say so now , at least from when I read the article

For a pick , yeah .

Then it went to $2 for one line , three for the extra and three for the extra .

How long ago was that $2 .

$2? .

I don't know , how long ago ? Powerball started first , though right .

Powerball . I think Powerball was before the Mega .

Man , okay , but here's my thing . So , from my understanding , is it going up to Five dollars For one line ?

No , I haven't heard nothing about that . I'm trying to look it up right now Cause right now it's still two dollars .

That's too much .

I don't think they'd do that Cause . Then what would it ?

be no , hey , listen what you just said . That's too much , that's exactly what I said .

I was like man Five dollars for one line Come on $5 ?

Listen , I can't spend 20 . Listen .

But so if they did the $5 for one line , what would the Mega Plyer be ? No , it's the extra .

No , it's no , it's automatic . It's automatic now .

Because you know you can get the $2 pick for the Mega Millions with the dollar extra

which gets you double .

Right , unless you win jackpot $2 will get you , so what ?

would the up on the .

MegaPot get . If it was a $5 pick , it's automatic now . Oh so they make you get the extra . They make you get the extra .

So they're going to double everyone's money for free .

So look , this is what they said they're doubling the entry fee ?

I guess so .

Hey , they said there's no more break-even prizes , so if you spend $2 , you can't get $2 back .

What .

You either .

You want to know something , though . Half of those tickets they're all low winners . Like you , rarely get a high winner on any of those , the most I ever won was 50 bucks . Yeah , that's about the .

I know a guy when my junior year of high school won 1.3 million .

Oh my God , Okay well .

I take 100,000 . It don't have to be much , I'm not choosing . Just give me six figures , I'll be cool with that .

You found it ? Yeah , that's a little . I guess that's a news thing .

Oh , is this the Okay ? Okay , hold on y'all , we might have something for y'all .

What's going on ?

This is . I think this might be from .

You should buy this ugly apartment building After this ad .

Some big changes are in the works for the Mega Millions lottery game . The cost of a ticket is going to more than double . The current price of a ticket is $2 . And this ticket price is now going to go up to $5 to play . Lottery officials say it's part of an overhaul of the Mega Millions game .

So I think one in 150 million , wow , no , yeah , I mean why wouldn't you play larger starting jackpots that grow faster , more frequent big winners ?

changes to the game that's played in 40 states have to be approved by the California Lottery Gaming Commission . If the changes do go through , the new rules and prices will be adopted next year in April . If not , the game will no longer be available here in California .

Okay , now we're going to go around the room , but let me tell you my opinion . They are trying to get rid of us , and what I mean by us , the poor people . They don't want the poor people playing , no more . I disagree , I can't afford $5 . I disagree For one line I can afford $5 for For multiple lines .

For five lines For $5 for one line . So I disagree . I don't think they're trying to get rid of poor people . I think they're trying to capitalize on poor people , because I'm not playing . One thing Big Mama and them did was buy scratchers .

So they about to spend $25 . Well , if you got a gambling addiction , you don't care how much the ticket costs , that's 100% and see , maybe I don't have that addiction . And you know I'm complaining about the five dollars for one line how rich most people are who have gambling addictions .

Poor , that's how rich they are .

They're poor yeah , that's true .

So so you , you see people , it's mostly it's lower income people that come in and buy them scratcher tickets most of the time . Yeah , yeah , most of the time . Most of the time , yeah .

Yeah , cause you got money , you don't really care about All that man ?

do you know anybody that personally won the motherfucking ?

The only people , the only rich people I see buying tickets . Yeah .

I don't know .

Are when it's really Really high , when the jackpot's Really really high .

That's when the rich people Buy tickets , but they won't buy tickets . Oh wait hold on , wait . No , that's not me . She said rich people , hold up before I start getting calls , oh wait .

Higher middle class . I ain't seen a dollar for this podcast . Yet here I am with my sexy , sultry voice .

I ain't seen nothing . What the hell is going on ?

here , what the hell is going on here . Yeah , so I'm the person that plays when the jackpot gets high . Now , if the jackpot hits a billion , I don't know if I can . Well , the little pool thing I just do the pool thing , that's it . Because I'm not spending $25 for five lines . That's tough .

I used to always do 10 lines , maybe once a month 10 lines is a $20 ticket .

That's really easy to do , right .

I can't do that , but $5 for a line is tough .

Now you're getting five lines for $25 .

Now , like if they did the $5 for a line once it hit , like once the jackpot hit over a certain amount , I guess I'd understand that , Like , say , the winnings hit over 100 mil 10 mil but hey . Then they do that , but not even 10 mil , because it usually gets way over that .

Yeah , because it started at 20 .

Yeah , so like .

Because we're not talking . We're talking about the big ones , you know like . So now what is Powerball going to do ? You know Powerball is going to do something here , because that was Mega .

Millions . I don't see Powerball going up as high as Mega Millions .

Powerball should just stay .

It should just stay the same .

But you know why I think ? Why ? Because think about it .

You said to get rid of us .

No , well that , but I got another . Look , I got another one , you got another one . I'm on my soapbox now because they lost my wallet .

Oh God , you ain't buying nothing .

But hey , I know .

Because you didn't get your $5.99 .

Yeah , I need my $5.99 back .

That's one line .

That's one line .

So before you go get on your soapbox , it says Powerball does not have plans to go up , but let me tell you why , though .

I just thought .

Oh , okay , I'm telling you we're about to get educated , yeah .

Yeah , let me learn you something Now think about this . Mega Millions is Tuesday and Friday , right , tuesday , saturday , tuesday . No , mega Millions is Tuesday , friday . Oh , powerball is Saturday , but now Powerball Is Monday , wednesday and Saturday . So it's three days a week . There's nothing on Thursday . There's nothing on Thursday .

I thought there was something on Thursday .

Not Powerball and Mega Millions . Oh yeah , no , that might be the Arizona pick .

Oh yeah , no , that might be , that don't matter .

Pick five . Yeah , but I'm saying so , if you think about it , the only way Mega Millions can compete with Powerball because Powerball got that extra day locked up . So if Powerball is Monday , they can't do Monday . Mega Millions is Tuesday . Powerball is Monday , they can't do Monday . Mega Millions is Tuesday . Powerball is Wednesday .

I get a witness .

I don't have no church music right now , I'm just feeling good about myself , because I got that off by my wallet . How are my people doing today ? Hallelujah , I didn't lose my wallet .

Oh , no , I got it off by my wallet . How are my people doing today ? Hallelujah , I didn't lose my wallet .

Oh , no , I got it , though Winning I got it . And my cards . And look , I got my two new cards , so I'm good to go .

Fancy yeah .

I'm doing great . I'm about to go hit this show tonight . Go see some .

Maxwell .

Maxwell oh , nice Cause if it's cool . Okay , we can do a little something , something .

Hey , maxwell , will have them doing a little something , something . Yeah , brother and my , they might start runningowing up on you In the crowd . Just be like I'm going .

Just to see the show . Okay , just gonna show . I'm going to see the show , folks , but it's been good , nice . How about you ? Just , jess , you been good .

Yeah .

I've been living .

Living . I'm alive , I'm here , uh oh .

She said I'm living , I'm alive , I'm here . She said I'm living , I'm alive , I'm here .

Sorry , Was that not adequate ? No , I'm great y'all no listen .

I'm just fantastic and living my best life up here in .

LA .

You need to put on your 10 . She said up here in LA you need to put on your ten pieces of flair Wow .

Hey shit , speaking of LA man , I'm fired .

Oh my goodness , I just wonder what's going to come out of all of this .

You know , there's like a volcano going on in Hawaii too . Yeah , yeah , I did . Yeah , I heard that so much stuff going on .

It's coming to an end , like it almost came to an end Death by fire .

Oh , don't say that that is the worst way to die . Who you tell . Okay , we can all jump in the pool right now .

All right , look here , we go right here . What's ?

the worst way . I just drowned myself .

What's the Okay about this ? I don't want to get burned up . Listen , fire or water , water . What's the worst way to go ?

Oh , fire's the worst way you know your eyeballs melt first and you're still alive .

Fire's the worst way .

Imagine your eyeballs melting out of your head .

You have to deal with the pain . You have to deal with the pain of fire .

Water hurts too your lungs burn , your lungs burn , but that's all I was going to say your lungs burn , but it doesn't last as long .

You don't live as long drowning as you do burning . Yeah , okay , once you drown you gone , fire , you might be just sitting there cooking .

You just sitting there cooking on a simmer man please .

And what if you were sitting there cooking ?

Why do you think they used to burn the slaves like that ? They used to boil the motherfuckers alive Exactly .

They did that's the worst way to fucking go Get the juice .

That's the worst way to go , yeah .

That's true .

Don't ever no man , I never Not really the Jews .

They burn them after they .

I don't know what they did .

She fuckers alive too . They used to poison them .

They used to gas them .

Gas them yeah .

And then they would burn the bodies . Oh man , oh , I don't know .

Hey , did you ever see the like you know with the electric chair ? Oh yeah , they had this thing on YouTube where they go through , because I've had dreams before where I've been in an electric chair . Oh chair , oh yeah , really , Isn't that crazy that's crazy bro . Listen .

No , I'm not even a criminal but I've had you had to reiterate that for us . Wait , wait , wait .

I don't have a criminal bone in my body .

I've had dreams . I think it's because of all the TV that I watch . Remember , I'm always watching cop shows and like I love the little murder shows , like I can't watch . I can't wait to watch . I am a killer . Oh , I can't wait to watch it on Netflix I have crazy energy , but we're going to talk about that a little later .

Product of your environment . That's all it is Right .

So I would sit up there . I was on death row and it was like my last day and they was asking me for my last meal and all that . And I never actually made it to the cheer because I woke up . What was your last meal be ? Oh pizza pizza what time ? From where hungry hollies , let's give me a supreme pizza from hungry ho Holly .

Are you at least getting wings with it ? Huh , are you at least getting wings ?

Because we can't eat women , right ? Oh , I'm going to ask Bill . Can I just ask ?

you Can I please ? I want a pink taco . I need a pink taco extra large . Make it extra large , make that a pink burrito , but For the sake of argument .

I don't even know . What that is .

Now you know what ? No , I'll take lobster tail . Lobster tail .

I never had lobster tail , mine would be .

I'm gonna take lobster tail , cause I thought about this , cause I actually heard this question Today on another show .

Yeah .

Mine would be Nice juicy hamburger Steak .

He said a hamburger and a steak Hell yeah , it's juicy hamburger Steak .

He said a hamburger and a steak , hell yeah it's my last meal .

I'm about to enjoy myself .

Yeah , yeah , some big ass steak fries , some onion rings , yeah , chocolate .

Dude , even just thinking about that , my , like , my , I'm like I'm about to go anyway .

Like this , your last meal .

And you know you're going to boo-boo on yourself Probably . Yeah , you know you're going to boo-boo on yourself . Probably no , I'm saying that's what happens . They're going to defecate on themselves .

But they don't do electric chair anymore , right , some places Injection . No , they do injections .

It's injection , right , because I think electric chair was deemed .

I think we should just go back to hanging people in the middle of society when they did something bad .

You're going to talk about hanging right back to like hanging people in the middle of society when they did something bad , you know , back in the witch days , right ?

it was women what you mean by now . I'm making it bad for myself . Here we go Hanging niggas from trees .

I did not say that .

I didn't think this through , let me recalculate Hold on .

Recalculating . Can we delete this Pause ? Edit this .

Nobody ever said nothing about that .

I said hanging people , god damn .

What would ?

be your . Nothing about that . I said hang up people . Goddamn . You keep saying that , oh no .

What would be your last meal ? I want .

Like , no matter what restaurant or wherever you can .

I want steak for sure , 100% with some shrimp .

Oh , steak and shrimp oh .

And like a big juicy baked potato with all the toppings on it .

Mmm and a joint ? They ain't going to give you a joint .

They better give me a joint .

It's my last meal . It's a meal you can't last meal . It's a meal you can't eat it .

How bad does my crime have to be to get a joint ? Does it have to be like ?

world record holding for killing the most whatever to get a joint .

Do we have very many women ?

serial killers no , not a lot .

Not a lot , but there are some .

There are some yeah .

So a joint , anything else , or is that it ? What are you drinking ? What am I drinking ?

I want a root beer and a Mountain Dew . I want a chocolate shake I want , and a strawberry shake .

That's a hard question .

I don't really know .

Pepsi .

Coke .

Probably like a strawberry smoothie or something .

Oh shit Okay .

That'd probably be good .

That's good .

There you go . See , that's more like it . She said strawberry .

I was going to say vodka , but you guys said you have a joint in the room , so why would they let you have ?

vodka . Listen , this is your last request .

So now you got a joint , so why would they let ?

you know , listen , this is your last request . So now you got a joint . Yeah , no , listen , we need content . You want a joint ?

You got a joint . You want vodka ? I want to be fucked up before I die .

Oh , I thought she was about to say that .

No wait , go ahead . And now I'm going to say it what Wait ?

wait , wait .

What she started up . Okay , okay , fuck , I want to be fucked .

All right . You put that pause in there like oh , and just as none for the night . She said wait .

Y'all keep twisting my words up in this podcast you said it .

You guys didn't let me finish my sentence . I want your hopes up . We all done it .

I was just like Everybody here is saying Alright , steve , what ? About you . Oh , bro , I'm going to the cheesecake factory . I'm going to need me something Delectable , delectable . Yeah , I'm going to have Some dragon pasta and I'm gonna have . That's got pretty much everything in it . It's really good .

I'll be good to go .

Take me now Go ahead and stick that needle in my arm .

Go ahead and fry me . Do what you gotta do , I'll be good to go . Take me now . Go ahead and stick that needle in my arm .

Go ahead and fry me , do what you gotta do . Take me , lord , I'll take two , I'll take this last bite .

Just give me two shots .

I'll be like oh .

Man .

Hey .

Hey man , y'all remember when I killed that person , right ? Y'all don't think I remember that .

I did it . I only did it cause I loved it . I did it , I did it .

No , that's when you sit up here and be like oh , look at Mason Park , up under the basketball hoop there's a body there .

You know where I put my body .

You know where I put your mama's body , your mama's house , all these bodies .

Look under your mom's driveway .

It's right there . It's right there . Any last words I'm like man . Any last words I'm like man .

Any last words , all these .

Hey , all right , so they asked for last words , yeah .

Man , if I'm being honest , I'd be like what would your last words be ? I'd probably be like I love you , trey , kaylin kids .

That is so sad , I know .

I know , I know , but I'm trying to think .

I mean honestly right , you gotta .

That's my last word and then Fuck the police , that's it . I don't know man , I couldn't even imagine .

What you got , jess ? What was your last words ? B ?

I would shout out my best friend , Sierra , but she would probably be there with me .

Holding your hand .

Oh , she'd be dying too , she'd be sitting in the chair right next to the girl Right next to each other .

She'd be like no , this isn't even how high up my vibrator goes . But here we are . I don't know . Probably fuck you all . You all suck and I wish I could have killed all y'all .

Goddamn Damn , this chick is a killer Robocop . If I had more time 9-1-1 . Wait , I'm going to take my back .

I didn't do it .

How many is this ? 9-1-1 . Wait , I'm going to take my back . I didn't do it . How ?

many is it 911 .

How do you cut SOS on these iPhones ? What you looking at boss what ?

you got over there 911 Just going to reach in my bag real fast .

Hey .

Steve , what you got For me . My last words , let's see , I would be like Superman has met his kryptonite . Y'all motherfuckers , man . It's like man kill Lex Luger for me . Kill him , kill him , man . I was here for y'all . I was here for y'all . I was here for y'all .

I don't know what I'd do . I'd probably man . I'd probably say something crazy like what did the homeboy say it's still your motherfucking set . I'm like , well , hold on , let me get my homeboy say it's still your motherfucking set . I'm like , wait , hold on , let me get my last set in . Before y'all take it , let me get this last set of push-ups in .

Let me get the oh , another 25 . Sir , it's time for you to go . No , I gotta get these 25 . Now I'm out of here Because , remember , we've talked about that before . Let me get another 25 . It's time for you to go . No , I got to get these 25 .

Now I'm out of here Because , remember , we've talked about that before like with dreams and stuff , no , but for real , I literally have had dreams to where I'm like damn , that shit was so real . Like I thought like I was on death row and I'm like what the hell you got ?

one Okay On the topic of dreams . So like I'm like what the hell you got one Okay on the topic of dreams . So like I think it was the day before New Year's Eve , I was having this dream about how I had to save my . I have pet snakes . I had to save them from a fire and it was really gross . They were all melting in my hand . It was horrible .

I woke up .

I woke up , I had fallen asleep in front of my space heater and I had this freaking burn on my knuckle .

Oh my goodness .

I was burning up and having a dream about damn fire and I wake up and I'm like ow . And I look at my hand and I'm like I got a whole blister on the thing and I was all scabbed up . It was horrible . But I've never had a dream like correlate to real life , like that .

It was insane . Well , besides the pee dream , but other than that , the pee dream . We talked about this a few weeks ago . Oh , yeah , yeah but I'm trying to think . I don't think I've ever had a dream where it felt like real dude I've had dreams that feel real , but not that core like real life .

Do you have ?

now we all know we're all capable of running Right ? So have you , have you ever had that dream , to where you're running and you're like , why am I running so slow ? Or like , if somebody's chasing you you can't ?

run fast enough , you're like what the heck Like you're just like you can't run fast enough , like what the heck ? And you can't hit hard either .

Yeah , you go to hit somebody . You can't run fast enough , like what , and you can't hit hard either . Yeah , you go to hit somebody what was that ?

what is that ? A super punch ?

I don't understand it hey , y'all know we don't fact check , so we're gonna need somebody to google . Do you what is ?

that do you normally like remember your dreams , some of the dreams and and I remember most of- them and it's weird because my dreams happen If I wake up in the morning , early morning , and go pee and then go right back to bed . Or I wake up and look at my phone for two seconds , go right back to bed , then I'll have a dream .

Yeah .

I want to have a sleep study done , on my brain when I'm asleep , because I want to see what that's all about .

See what's going on .

Yeah , I think that's cool .

You don't have a smart watch where you can track your sleep right ?

We were just talking about how broke I am .

Oh , that's true , I'll give you one . I have an extra one , I'll hook you up , oh you got Samsung , oh , you got . Apple . Why , well , you got Samsung , oh , you got Apple . Never mind , I probably won't work with that .

Why did you look at my phone like that ?

It's Apple I'm sorry .

I got it for free .

It ain't going to work with Apple . Can't cross that bridge .

But no .

I've been measured , so I started . You know I was talking about sleeping with my watch on . I couldn't get used to it , but I got this new band , that actually helps me . So I've been tracking my sleep for the last week and it's pretty interesting because it tracks my energy score right .

It indicated it right .

So nah , yeah , you should . I think it'd be cool .

I was telling you about with the like working out , like the whole training load and staying steady . So what it does , first you got to let everything load up for 28 days , then it'll compare your . It'll compare your seven day workouts to the 28 days . But what it does , so you know it's a sliding scale .

okay , yeah , I concur , I concur I mean I look at mine all the time for just health , just steps and stuff like that and you know obviously it tracks sleep and it's pretty impressive what , what these names can do .

So , yeah , yeah , even though the phones , the watches , the apps , all that stuff .

Yeah , yeah , remember , I told you I was doing that hard 75 , right . Speaking of apps , I go to my app . My app said recovery days are required . You've been working hard , but remember that overtraining can increase muscle strain .

He's not even listening to it .

Give your body a break so you can train to your potential .

Exactly .

I already know I'm working out twice a day . I don't care what this damn thing is See . I'm like thank you , but no , thank you . I know I need a rest day , but it's not coming until March .

I know this drink is killing me , but I don't give a damn because I'm going to just drink it anyway , just like a nigga I'm so hard-headed .

Hey , I'll be listening to the mind I'll be sitting up here like you're plus 111% . I'm like that's like three days off , right there .

Alright , I just have to take it into consideration . So I have to just lighten up the workouts Because , you know , once I get going , man , I get going . Yes , he does Boom , boom , boom . And I'll be like , hey , Steve , calm the fuck down .

You got to do the same shit later on in the day . This morning was supposed to be a nice easy light workout .

Man . This dude kept adding shit on man . Don't try to say it's all on me .

Hey .

Hey , we going to do this , and then I'm going to do that , and then we're going to do that . Over there I was like oh okay cool , we was going to bench press .

Do a pull down , go shoot Nigga . We did bench press .

Calf raises pull ups , dips Total body . I just went down the whole thing . Peck Pet deck flies Damn .

We sitting up here Cool downs . We call it the hurdles , but the you know with the little the hurdle machine , the one that goes like right in front of your knee and you lift up like you're running in place Like one leg yeah .

That shit took a lot out of me . I was in there like okay , I'm done .

I can't even chase the ball right now . Yes , because that's the thing .

I went in there . They was just shaking .

Went to go shoot . Oh cool , a couple shots . I was like , yeah , I'm cooked , just like that video sent , I'm cooked .

Over 40 ? Right man you got to .

I'm well over 40 . I know you can't be working out like you're 21 . No more Nope Body , just changes .

You pick a couple , see you we know .

Excuse me , we know .

No , we know , like you're still youthful .

Okay , that was a nice save right there .

No , I'm just saying You're youthful , we're not . So this is an old man conversation . I work out like an old man who doesn't work out .

That's the problem . So you don't work out .

She said I work out like an old man who doesn't work out .

But you're still very , very youthful yeah .

That's because you can get away with it now . Yeah , once you hit that age , Stop Damn I .

you hit that age , Damn I should have worked out , you still got a good 15 years before it , jump on you .

It don't translate .

It'll jump on you like it .

jump on your back , you'll be like what happened , Start looking like Honey Boo Boo .

Stop , honey baby .

Oh my God , what's Honey Boo Boo's mom's name , mama June ?

Damn . Oh my god , what's Honey Boo Boo's mom's ?

name Mama June Damn .

Alright , I'm gonna start working out tomorrow Tomorrow .

Tomorrow then .

You said you work out with the no .

Don't work out at all .

Not anymore .

Ever since I told my car , I haven't done nothing but see , that's the good thing , because the youth still youthful , still good , you go right in there there we go when you older , you be like oh my knees , oh my back , like it's always something , hit some squash .

You'd be like god damn , let me cut that out . I did that last night real .

I did it last night . I was just sitting up here , like you know what , uh , you using this machine ? No Go ahead . I'm good .

I'm done .

Not today . Three sets is enough , but it is crazy . Once you get older , you know , when I was youthful I'd jump out of bed .

You have to adapt .

Yeah , so where's the youthful ? Because I do not jump out of bed , I sit up and I'm like , uh yeah , it gets worse .

No See , when I was 21 , 22 .

And then I'd go to bed super early too .

Get out of bed step . I'd be able to step right down , stand straight up .

Hey , now they call it the , what they call it , the Tyrannosaurus Rex . For real , it's a process , yeah , like when you get out you kind of start walking a little bit like a T-Rex until the blood starts flowing . Then you're like okay .

I stretched my feet .

Your blood is flowing through the body and you just start walking normal .

Y'all are making me scared for my future , because what happens if I'm already like this , then it gets worse .

That just means you made bad decisions , Dang that means you're going hard in the paint right now .

Hard in the paint , I mean I stand all day at work .

I mean , that's about the most exercise I can get is I don't sit down for 90% of my day I get it , that's good . But I think that's the only thing I got going for me , because the whole working out thing like I try to get on a routine I'm like , okay , I'm going to do it this time and spoiler alert , I never do it .

She said I never do it that time .

Nope .

It never happens this is usually the week people start quitting the gym .

Well , yeah , because they had to do it for that New Year's resolution . And then they realized that their New Year's resolution ain't resolving anything .

Hey , I have noticed this .

They ain't started talking to him . They was like shit . I don't even know why I'm working out .

Because the people they haven't worked out since last January 31st .

Like .

Jess .

You already told me you didn't work out . Don't look at me like that , I'm just saying it hasn't been that long . Shit , I work out like an old man that don't work out . It's been that long , listen , let's see Now .

You just in denial right now . So the people that's in there working out , when they start working out , they feel the pain yeah .

Lactic acids .

Bro , the pain makes you feel good , though the pain is what ?

makes you want to keep going .

But see , that's what I'm saying . That's not normal .

No , not that type of pain .

That's how you feel Not that type of pain . Everybody's not like that . So when they feel it , you can't walk , you can't bend over , or whatever .

You can't sit down and take a pee . You got to hold the wall , I think I overdid it .

My roommate took me to work out and I was like I was going to go work out , we're going to do a little workout . This woman had me Out there for four hours Working out and I'm like I'm wondering I was fine that night . The next day I was fine too .

I was like a little sore Because of his legs . Then the day after that she was like you've got to stretch today and I was like okay , I'll stretch .

I went in my room I was like eh , I feel fine Sat down , went to sleep . Woke up the next day . I went to sit up and I was like oh oh , my God .

Oh , my God .

And I tried to sit up . I literally thought I wasn't going to get out .

Did you fall back down ?

I was just about .

Oh my God , I went to stand up .

I was like I don't think I can go to work today . Oh my God , I got to work . I went to , so I had to bend down at down to count and I could barely . I was like . I was like it's like Lainey , I think I . I think I need help getting up . I literally had to use like all fours to stand up like a toddler .

I stood up , I was like mm-mm , mm-mm , and that's how I feel .

So the pain that you felt , but at the same time I was like okay , you did something , I did something .

Right , right , but see , that's what I'm saying . Most people don't think like that . Most people are going to sit up here and be like when you said you had to get down on all fours and get up like a toddler , it was horrible . No , for them it's no getting up .

That's about the week .

I think my problem with it is accountability , like I find things that I'd rather do than go to the gym . Because I used to meal prep and I haven't for a little while , don't .

Listen , this is a judgment-free zone . It's making time for what's important to you Exactly and I feel like that wasn't a priority .

I've been lazy as hell . I haven't wanted to cook , I haven't wanted to do nothing , even the stuff I like to do . I'm just like , eh , I think I'm going to go to sleep .

And I do , and I go to sleep .

And I'm like I wake up , I'm like I think I'm going to go to sleep again , and I do , I go back to sleep . It's horrible . I need to get up and do something with my life , yeah .

Oh my gosh Get out .

We all been there , we all been there .

When I get a car I'm going to be out doing stuff .

He's going to be on these streets .

What you going to be at Bending corners , you going to be at training fitness .

How do we go from working ?

out to working out . I didn't say nothing about that Streets and corners .

I don't know what else You're going to be in the street bending corner , I mean you might be in the club , you might be in the bar .

He's like man , you're going to be doing figure eight . You're going to just be doing donuts in the parking lot . I don't give a fuck .

She's just going to be going somewhere because she got a car .

You know , you first get that car you be like Y'all gonna hear me doing a burnout .

Let's go . Oh , I keep catching fire . Let's go . Yep , there's Jess out there , she's just burning out . Oh man , I cannot wait , oh be like .

hey , it's time to start the podcast . She's still out there .

Wait one more .

So she has to go put gas in . That what's that smell .

It's Jess , she's burning rubber , it's just .

Jess , it's burning rubber . It's just Jess , out there , it's just .

Jess out there . No , that is , that's hilarious man . Oh man , I cannot wait . That's wild .

Yeah , buddy , I don't be wanting to drive nowhere .

I love driving .

I don't mind driving , but I just don't want to be driving .

I have a problem falling asleep while I'm driving .

That's how I totaled my car .

My car fell asleep .

I should have passed out . Yeah , I should have . I woke up .

She said wait , you should have passed out or you did straight up , oh straight . I passed out and then I like was . It was like I nodded off and I had been on enough a couple of times before that and I was like I'm literally . I was five minutes away from my house .

That's what I was like I can make it , so I nodded off .

I opened my eyes , I look up . All I see is a yellow light . So I slammed on my brakes . Someone was turning through the yellow light while I was going through it . I didn't even see the car , I just saw the yellow light and I slammed on my .

I can't go through the yellow . It's not my fault .

Dude , it was a mess .

Who said it was your fault , it was a home .

I didn't have insurance .

Damn . Okay , that was the problem .

Yeah , that's .

Hey , man , insurance companies drop moments like crazy . I just got dropped , you just got dropped yeah , a month ago .

No , you didn't have an accident .

I broke down . It wasn't my fault , my tire blew out .

Oh , on the highway yeah .

You remember the gate .

Yeah , and the gate closed on the car .

So they called me and said hey , they're doubling my insurance and I said no , you're not . He's like man , please . I said hell , no , no you're not Doubling .

You know what Doubling ? I'm scared to get insurance . I don't know what that's going to look like .

Well then , I got a notice in the mail saying been with State Farm . I'm calling y'all motherfuckers out State Farm .

Nobody likes .

State Farm .

Exactly .

That's who I'm with I have .

State Farm . There is no loyalty with the insurance company . Everybody keep thinking that hey .

I've been with this company for 20 years . They're going to take care of me . Insurance company don't give a fuck about you , because what they going to do ? They're going to raise your rates and then , when they raise your rates , they're going to chase you away . So they double your rates , triple your rates .

Yeah , like if you hit a wall , your wheel could fall off .

Yeah , somebody loosened your lug nuts and you should have checked it before you got in the car and took off . You can say oh , I lose control and you hit a curb or whatever because the wheel fell off . All that shit is your fault . Curb is your fault , the building that you hit , that's your fault , because you're the guy that's in control of that car .

So as soon as they have to pay out one , as soon as they got to pay out , they drop you right , not one two .

If you have two within a six month period let's put it like that Six month period you got two so-called at-fault accidents . No matter what happened , they're going to drop your ass or they're going to chase you away , if you've been with them so long , by doubling your rates .

Doubling your rates and tripling your rates That'm so scared to get insurance . I'm definitely Because I'm already young , yeah , and your stuff won't even drop till 25 . You need a Pinto , because then your insurance will be $98 .

I'm just saying I used to work in insurance .

I really don't care if it gets me from A to B .

It gets you from A toB and you can just drive that I can drive a hearse and I'd be happy .

If you don it off , then you just got a liability , yeah .

I have to call court ? We ain't going to talk about that . Did you say I got to call court , I got to call court .

I do oh , my goodness .

I don't remember my case number though .

Oh damn , we'll see . Oh , you got a case .

I still got a case to give . We ain't going to talk about that , though . As someone that used to work in insurance . What's going to happen to all these damn fire claims ?

bro , all these fire claims . Oh man , please , they're not going to renew those people out there . I mean , they're not going to renew them ? No , I know they ain't going to renew them .

They're going to pay out .

So they're going to take a loss for this year . But they're going to raise their rates for everybody else to help make up for that loss after a hurricane or whatever . They rebuild the people that's already got the insurance and then they get the hell out of Dodge , Like the company I used to work for . They got the hell out of Dodge .

Florida . So , like you said , the big thing is .

State Farm stopped insuring people for fire in California right Because they saw something coming Exactly . See what I'm saying . They don't give a fuck about you , man . That is crazy .

That's what I'm talking about .

And the worst part is you have to have children .

I want to know how much , how much money these big insurance companies have in the pot for all this shit .

How come All this money we've been paying you don't have no accident or anything . I'm like , can I at least ? Get like A thousand dollars back . Can I get my ? Can I at least get like a thousand dollars back ? Can I get my deductible back ? Can I get ?

something back . Nope , they be like hey , your deductible is the amount you agreed to pay . You insure yourself with that amount . So there you are .

If your deductible is $500 , that's the amount you insure yourself with hey , do you know how many times I just be sitting up here thinking like , oh , I should just start riding dirty .

Bro , as soon as you do , something's going to happen . You got a cramp earlier and almost did . I rode dirty . We almost had to use your insurance earlier .

You got a cramp Brake , check everybody . I was like oh my God .

We're going to die I thought we were going to die my neck . I thought that was the end .

Who's your insurance company ? My neck . You got insurance right , oh , you got to do your job . Oh yeah , my back too .

Oh , my back and my back , oh , that's hilarious , oh my goodness .

But yeah , I was actually talking about that to a colleague of mine . All these people got insurance and then a lot of people don't got insurance , but then how much uninsured accidents happen compared to like insured accidents happen ? Yeah , but then how much money is actually in the pot that you know that ultimately gets paid out right .

So you done paid over $6,000 .

I mean , you done paid over , exactly . That's what it's like they winning . That's what I'm saying , that's the whole game that they play .

Yeah , they want people like you that have , you know , good credit , pay their bill on time and don't have accidents , and then when you do have an accident , they're going to chop your ass .

They an accident .

They're gonna chop your ass , they're gonna hit you over the head . That's what they go , and it's harder to get insurance again , right , once you get dropped , right ?

You know what's so funny , what ? They kept my damn motorcycle in that bitch .

Because you ain't had no claim on it . That's what I'm telling you .

So your motorcycle's still on it . They know I'm about to drop this motherfucker .

They know , see , they're like look , I quit , I'm going to get fired . You don't drive it that much .

And if he doesn't get involved in the accidents ?

on that motherfucker . Let's keep him because he pays his bill on time . I was looking .

I was like oh , why is he still got a state farm bill ?

I took mine and moved it .

I'm cool , put all my stuff on this insurance company . Next thing you know , 99 bucks for my motorcycle .

It sucks because you could have got dropped yesterday . And if you get pulled over and don't have insurance Even though it got dropped yesterday , they don't give a damn .

They sure don't .

Should have gotten it today .

You a statistic you could have had to pay .

You could have had to pay .

That's just like remember when Sheriff Joe Arpaio , when I first moved down here , was pulling over Mexicans asking for their papers . That's exactly how they're doing people now with insurance and shit they just pull you over , ask for your papers . Oh , you ain't got it . Sorry , got it right through the ticket .

I already ran your plate . I can't get away with it . Oh , they already know .

Oh yeah , Now they know , because everything's linked up .

Oh man .

Those were the good old days when everything was linked up . I'm going to tell you , like this man , I was like Jess . I was riding around dirty to the motherfucker . Look , I had a BMW . I'm 19 years old , I'm in the service service .

I got a BMW . We all drove dirty once or twice . I was like shit .

I love making this car payment . My car payment was just as much as my insurance . So I was like man , y'all want $450 a month for my car and my insurance that's $900 . I don't pay that much for rent , what y'all ? No problem , I'll just go ahead and print up a little piece of paper .

Oh no , I got a notice from ADOT saying hey , we noticed you didn't get insurance .

Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , exactly .

Now it's all linked . Now it's all linked . Now it's all linked up . You can't do that no more , but I remember those good old days . And somehow they find out you have a vehicle in front of your house .

And they find out who you're living with . Somehow they know who you're living with .

And , like you , have a vehicle in there that is uninsured by us .

But it's not your vehicle . It's someone you live with and you're like huh why , isn't this person on your insurance ? And you're like , how do you even know I live with this person .

Damn , you get mailed in yeah . That's why you registered to vote right .

No .

Sometimes you get registered to vote immediately when you get mailed , Listen .

there's a time I don't care about that and there's not now .

Speaking of how come I got two jury summons .

Oh , oh , you a special type of negro . That's why that is . I got a Maricopa County jury summons .

And a Like a city , a Phoenix jury summons Within two weeks . They thought you was Drake .

I ain't have one .

They need their minorities . I haven't had one in forever .

I used to get them . You ain't got no insurance .

They'd be like look you ain't got no insurance , you got insurance . You don't have accidents , you pay your bills on time .

We need him as a jury guy .

I got a back-to-back . I was like I got a jury .

Then I got another one . I'm like , these motherfuckers is different . I was like , and one I'm like these motherfuckers is different . I was like , and one of them was like grand jury , so that motherfucker could be like three months .

You could be three months dog Living in a hotel .

Living it up with room service . You're going to be sitting up there .

He's like , yeah , they got murder so you got to look at the positive . You got to look at the positive . That motherfucker ain't guilty .

I don't care what y'all say . Still back there .

Hey man , we're trying to get home , dog , I was like man . I don't get these type of meals at home .

What's wrong ?

with y'all .

Be like I want some more . I need two more weeks of this I need a break .

Can I get filet and jawn ? Jawn Filet , mignon ? Yeah , that's what he said .

He feel like and you're like man , Philip McNarm .

And he was like man . You only got a $25 stipend .

For real , that's hilarious .

Yeah , that's wild man , that's wild , but yep , that's probably why , though , told you , you fit the bill , man .

How many ?

times have I got a jewelry slip since I've been down here None Wait .

Once you just jigs yourself Once , you just jigs yourself Once how old are you when you start getting those ?

21 . 21 .

Yeah , as soon as you register for your driver's license and they have you . What is that ? Is it selective service man ? I can't remember . If you don't go to the service , right , you automatically get put into this pool . So that's how they get you Interesting . Yeah , so that's how they get you Interesting .

I know every time I've gotten one , I've never been picked . Every time I call on the phone . Yeah , and one other time I thought I was literally I was going out of time , I was going back to Ohio . So I was like , well , I called from Ohio , ohio like . Well , I think both of them .

I just got a call the night before and then I didn't get picked .

So I was like , oh , that's cool . They told me you had to come in .

You don't have to come in . You don't have to come in .

But they were saying Like grand jury that's crazy , I ain't never got one .

I try to get one . I be like yes , because aren't those the big cases .

Yeah , those Select me , menendez brother .

Select me .

Guilty .

Guilty .

Phyllis McNone , guilty she out there eating .

What was that , your Honor ? He obviously didn't do it . The proof is in the pudding . He guilty .

The pudding sounds good . Actually , we got a hung jury .

We need to go back here and get . Is this chocolate pudding ? I'll be in there falling asleep .

Can I get ?

another one of these . Juror number eight . You need to wake up .

Y'all made me too good .

My mind was made up a long time ago .

You know what you get .

That was fun , as always . Oh yeah , you know , we always have fun . We'll be back next week . Oh , anybody been watching anything good ? Yes , den of Thieves 2 . Oh , tomorrow . Den of Thieves 2 . Alright , gotta see it , you got to see it . Den of Thieves 2 . Oh , you gotta see one and two . Gotta see it , you got to see it . Then it's these two .

Yeah , I want to see that too .

That's good . I'm trying to think what else is out . That's the chick from Ozark .

Yeah , yeah , yeah , ruth , ruth , I haven't seen Ozark .

Oh , hold on . What's the movie with Kiki Palmer ? Oh yeah , kiki Palmer and SZA . Kat Williams is in it . He said the realest thing If you ain't had the money , what this week ? Or if you ain't have the money , whatever he said if you don't have the money you ain't going to have it next week .

You ain't going to have the money next week . You ain't going to have the money next week . One of them days .

All right , one of them days I call it the girl version of Friday , but I don't want nobody to be . You can't I don't know if that's .

Yeah , that's what I heard . That's what I heard .

No man , friday is fantastic Friday is too good .

I love Friday .

We haven't even seen this movie yet . But I'm just saying this is for the next generation .

This is for the next generation , yeah , yeah .

That's what I heard . You seen Friday . I've seen Friday .

Friday after next .

Yes , I've seen all of them . They out there in .

Cousin's house Right from Debo .

You got knocked the fuck out that was my favorite .

She look like Janet Jackson . Janet .

Jackson .

She look like Janet Jackson , but you still come . Guys gotta come after dark .

I'll call you . You don't call me .

I'll call you .

Who the hell is this bitch ? That's hilarious .

Those are my favorite movies .

I love the Friday movies . They were about to take them off of Tubi and then they kept asking me if it's a good movie . Every time I would watch it and I was hitting yes , I was like yes , and they left it on Tubi . I was like mmhmm , I just saved Friday for all y'all .

Tubi watchers .

You're welcome .

Tubi .

I love Tubi , wait , let me you ever watch the .

Tubi originals oh man .

Oh man , right , I be on , tubi wait , let me wait hold on , let's see you ever watch the Tubi originals . Oh man , oh , I love them oh man , I love them , shirai don't . So we got , but we already know Captain America's coming out is y'all already ? So we got . We got . The room next door is somebody parked somewhere ?

I'm in your driveway next door . Is somebody parked somewhere ?

I'm in your driveway . We got the room next door , wolf man , one of them days . Better man , wait , what is this one ? I can't even get to it . Oh , the last show girl . Oh , that's the one with Pam to it . Oh the Last Showgirl . Oh , that's the one with Pamela Anderson . I heard somebody talking about that . Then here's Den of Thieves , part 2 .

They have another Jurassic World coming out 2025 . How many do they need ?

oh yeah , I think so and another Snow White . They do not need all these movies oh , and I did see something , peter Pan , I love Peter .

Pan . It's a horror movie .

I saw a trailer for it . Hey , y'all we getting out of . But look up the trailer for Peter Pan . He's like hey , I ain't Peter , it's crazy . Anyway , we appreciate y'all . All right , y'all .

Peace , bye .