Exploring Life's Experiences: Road Trips, Reunions, and Fear Factor Challenges

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But you're not like You're ruined it already , not like old Life has been ruined . I'm old , though right Like I am old . This is yo-yo To Sterling , maybe . Wow , you talking right Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast .

I think I'm about to be older me . You gotta be about 75 . Is that that ? That's yeah .

That's when I started thinking differently . Yeah .

You wouldn't smash nobody . 75 ?

I don't know , man , I don't want to be causing no hip replacements . All right , wait .

By 75, .

the hips have already been replaced , I would think .

Some people getting their hips replaced at 50 something .

Yeah , they've been doing a lot younger now .

Yeah , yeah , now that's crazy . All right , well , yolanda , she already introduced herself , I'm Bosco .

I'm Sterling . I'm .

Brenda .

Welcome , brenda , brenda Thank you , nice to have you , nice to have you .

She rolled up in here with Yolanda . We knew Yolanda was coming . Brenda is the surprise guest . So hey , it's just weekly roundtable regular , just how . Feel free to talk about whatever Yolanda says . She had a topic . I'm scared to ask .

No , it's actually so road trips right .

Okay .

So I've had a couple of road trips . I travel kind of a lot and rich . Okay , now go ahead .

Did you go see Beyonce ? I did go see Beyonce , okay .

Did you see Taylor Swift ? No , I wasn't interested in seeing Taylor .

Swift hey , but don't say none bad .

No , no , no .

We don't want to get canceled , no absolutely not , anyways .

So no about road trips . Like you know , if you go with someone new , you don't know how they are on road trips .

That's true .

I've done road trips , so I actually just went to LA for my 25 year high school reunion .

What I know I look like .

I'm 25 . It was good .

It was actually like I walked in there , All right . Now look , I got a question there . Wait real quick . How many , because they might not listen to this . How many other people look terrible ? I'm saying to where you really didn't even recognize .

Look it Honestly , I'm going to be for real . My age like my class aged .

well , oh , that's good .

Like they aged well . We have a lot of successful people . We have a lot of people that like we're the high school sweethearts and stuff , who are still together .

Oh , that's good .

Like people seem happy but also , like I thought , sad , people don't go to reunions . Was there a huge turnout ? Yeah , there was , like I think , like 60 of us .

What was your .

How big was the graduating party ?

Yeah .

Probably like 250 , 300 .

Okay , yeah , and about 60 , 60 showed up .

Yeah , and two of them died RIP . Yeah that I know that .

I personally need . So we two from the graduating class , not from the reunion . Okay , yeah , yeah .

Oh , you're right , yeah , see there we go , we got it .

It was last week hey what Look , Brenda already on fire .

We like her already .

Yeah .

Yeah , so Because I haven't been in any of my reunions yet .

Oh , you haven't .

You need to have a 20 , but two years ago .

Okay , I can explain . I'll let you get to your silver . I'll tell you why .

Okay .

I mean it doesn't sound crazy , but I went . You know , I went to a private high school , so the people I actually grew up with from elementary school and all that . If we went to the public schools reunion , I think that's when we had had the most fun , yeah , but like , but somebody's got to set it up .

Do you still talk to them ? But at my high school or the public school people that you hung out with .

Yeah , yeah , that's probably why I won't go back . There's actually a couple of them . They just sent me a picture . There was actually our old high school but that's what I'm saying . I was just like God . Look at these cats .

Man , I'm still looking fabulous .

I think that's why it was like . I think that's why it was kind of like successful , because a lot of people are friends on Facebook , so we were able to kind of like get that .

Right and they set it up .

So , but it was fun . I actually went and I made an amends to a person that I had been meaning to make an amends . She was like my ex best friend and she wouldn't take my amends in the beginning , and then this time I tried again and she accepted my apology .

So did . You wasn't in person or wasn't on Facebook .

No no , no , no . So when we got into a fight I tried making the amends and she just completely like hung up on me and then she wouldn't talk to me and I could see her at like different events because , we had the same circle of friends , but she just wouldn't

Right .

So I went and I and she accepted my apology .

Were you bothered by it for 14 years .

I wasn't bothered by it .

So it wasn't like inside .

No , I know , I needed to make it , you know , and she had already said no .

A couple of times , but you feel better about it .

I feel that I , I feel yes , I do feel better that I was able to make my amends to her because she needed to hear it , you know , like she needed to understand , and I think she was , because I really hurt her and and here's , I'm not okay , I'm not going to even go there , but everything is good .

So , anyways , she's about to go there .

But the road trip , the road trip . So I went Thursday night to San Diego to see Coldplay and I went with my friend who bought the tickets because he was the one that it was like his bucket list .

all friends or yeah , we're friends .

Just cool .

We're cool , but I forgot that when he gets irritated or mad , that he lashes out at people , the people close to him . So I was like now I'm like walking on eggshells and I was like that's right . I forgot this is not the person to go on a road trip for four days with , even though we had fun .

You had a four day road trip .

Yeah , cause we went to San Diego and then we went to in San Adon , rosarito , then we went to Santa Monica and then we went to Palm Springs .

And that's a real road trip , yeah .

And it was like overall fun , except for the fact that I just kind of felt like you know , he's hoping he doesn't get mad right . Like just hoping that something doesn't bother him .

And then , is that what bothered you the most , or the fact that he was unwilling to talk about it ?

Well , it wasn't .

He doesn't even apologize after he lashes out , and that's it Right , and that's the issue .

Like can you ? Well , like you know , I'll start saying things like oh , I don't want to address this , or I don't want to say anything because I don't want you to get mad .

And then there's no , but nothing comes out Like he doesn't say anything .

And I went to Vegas one time with this one girl and she threw a fit and she wanted to leave and I was , like we're not leaving , Like I paid . I paid for the room .

We're not leaving .

You need to figure out how you're going to calm down , but we're not leaving , but who drove ?

Did you drive ? No , she did , oh hell no , is that the ?

door , blocking the door ? No , no , no . You can't . You got to stay . I ain't seen magic Mike yet .

Exactly . I was like , um , we've got to go , I'm going to go , I'm going to go , I'm going to go , I'm going to go .

I'm going to go . I'm going to go , I'm going to go .

I'm going to go see . I was like um , we've got tickets to go see some nudity .

Right .

We're not going anywhere .

But that's the thing I , I , you know , you have to know who you're going on a road trip with , like and I and I do that a lot Like , I'll accept and I'll be like , yeah , that sounds fun . And then when you go you're like , oh , this person gets mad because of the song Right .

Or they want you to drive and you're like uh , I have a question for y'all who's the DJ on a road trip ? I drive , I drive , I'm not going to go ahead .

I say the driver decides who is the DJ .

Okay , so if the driver decides to be the DJ ?

that's fine .

Okay , who do you think should be the DJ ?

I think I think that's a fair statement , because sometimes I just want to say you know what I need you to go ahead . You're the copilot . I can't mess with the music . Got to face the road .

Okay so driver decides what you think .

Oh no , I think initially I was going to say the driver , but I'm going to stick with that . I'm going to say the driver , yeah .

That's what I think . I think the driver , now , if you switch seats , then you're going to be like all right , here , play , play with you all , play some Taylor Swift .

Yeah , a little after Beyonce Right .

What's the best snack for road trips ?

Oh , oh .

That's hard because you have to have a little bit of salt . You have to have a little bit of sweet .

Damn they coming in here . This is going to be a real podcast today . You're just beyond here talking a lot of it . Man , that's a good question . I would have been crazy if it was just you know what . Okay , I'm going to say because I always get candy . So , but now , Slim Jim .

Oh yeah , that's a good one .

I like Slim Jim .

Yeah , well , that's like a one and done .

No so , but okay , like a couple , like a couple couple a couple of Slim Jims and a couple bags of chips .

Yeah , okay , what's your chips ? Because what are you going to do if you're in the car with someone crunching it out in Funions ?

Are you on Funions ?

How can you not like Funions ? But I mean seriously the car the smell in the car of the Funions , right , right , how can you get out of the car and go through drive-through ? Let me get my coffee now . I've got my Funions yeah .

No , that is true though . You know . You said you just get . I'm sitting there thinking I'm like all my road trips have been all right , but damn .

Barbecue Lays and gummy bears .

Yes , I do like barbecue Lays , barbecue Lays and Slim Jim .

Yeah , Well , see you guys do a lot of road trips to Vegas , yeah .

So Vegas is coming . You know we always , even though it is coming in September 7th 2024 .

Oh , I was like wait , didn't football already start ? Yeah ?

September 7th 2024 . We almost called you . We needed a fill in for the for a spot , but I think somebody came through . It was like oh , we need to find Yolanda . Yeah , All right Now . Look , remember , we just talked about Taylor Swift . Do you know her movie ? Her movie is coming out .

Oh , I know All right .

Well , she has a for her concert , she has a concert movie . So for the people that couldn't go and you know that couldn't afford to go see the concert because tickets are so high they're putting on a movie at AMC . It comes out next Friday , right October 13th , which 13 is their favorite number .

I have a part .

I know that because of the Capital One commercial 13 , that's my favorite number . Anyway , I've become a Taylor Swift fan .

I see you're a fan .

Yeah , I know , hey , you see so many commercials Like hey she's a beautiful young lady , but she's dating a football player . Hey from Ohio , cleveland Heights .

Oh , age no but from Ohio and gather .

They ? Uh , she sold a hundred and $10 million worth of tickets for the for her movie and it doesn't come out to next week . These are pre-sale a hundred and $10 million .

That question is what you're going to do with the money .

Hey , you know , somebody said that , somebody said that already , somebody was like that's a movie ticket .

You imagine the concert sales . Wait no .

I know , listen , somebody did they was like hey , somebody was like , because you know they want to talk bad . But they was like is she doing with all this money ? I'm like damn .

I just give it out . I think that she does do a lot of no , no , no .

She I heard , I heard she does do a lot of charity . That's a legit question . Yeah , because you have so many people do some some . You know that is I mean just like that is .

So I just think it's a hundred and $10 million Like yeah , I think she just made a 1.3 billion on tour and the movie isn't even out yet .

So now just think next week when it comes out and you know you're going to have people going back a few times , all right , so now I told , I told Sterling earlier I think he should be the one to go see it , just to give us a review .

Oh , that's a good idea .

Somebody , hey , somebody has to do .

I got them to take my playlist , do you ?

think he'll be the only black man there . No , you think there'll be more .

Well , because it's something you know , some people are taking their kids . I've turned the other black men out to be there . Be the ones taking their kids . I think they'll . Only Other man that would be there .

Okay , then then go . I thought they were forcing you . I know , I know I'm too old for peer pressure .

Yeah , no , that's crazy though . Yeah , I honestly don't know too much about it , but because of the football player .

My 13 year old daughter . She loves tables .

Does she yeah ?

She's a good artist . Like I'm not hating on her , but I'm watching .

Oh no , she yeah .

You have to appreciate the fact that she's doing something with her voice right yeah , she has a message that she's putting out there .

Yeah , no , I'm just , it's just crazy how ? Because you know , I mean , you know we're in a society to where people worship entertainers , athletes and all that , yeah , but it's just crazy how one person can . I'm just like damn when I heard that on the radio earlier . Like 110 million , I'm like what the hell ? One person .

She also getting over a billion .

Man I'm sitting in a pier like let me go hold my pocket out . Oh once again .

Maybe we should get singing lessons or something .

Hey .

We're in the wrong .

Powerball Wrong . It's over a billion dollars . So you know we get Powerball fever when it gets over a billion . And would it been over a billion they have ? Do you play the lottery at all ? Yeah , Okay , I play it when it gets over a billion , Like I can't use a million . But I'll take what are you going to do with a ?

million Nothing .

No , that's what I'm saying , but I'm so cynical .

I'm so cynical . My thing is like all the taxes I have to pay . Listen and I don't want to .

I'm going to pay the 1.4 billion .

Take your 1 billion back . You know what ?

I'm saying Listen , you get , I think , 200 , like 293 million after taxes .

After one point yeah , and then you'll get taxed on that yearly .

And then you sit in a pier . Well , if you take the lump sum , you're good , but if you take the annuity ?

No , I thought we had already talked about that .

No , no , no . If you take the annuity , yeah , you tax every year , but if you just take the , then that's when you get your little shy city tax attorney or something I need a county in the Cayman Islands and you start buying laundry mats like a ghost from power , start washing the money . You know the illegal activity never hurt nobody .

Oh my gosh , that's crazy .

But what I was going to say was they have these things called a Powerball and Mega Millions quit card . It's a scratchy , so it's a bought one for tonight , and it's the actual tip . It's your ticket and the numbers are underneath , so , like you , just scratch them all . Yeah , you scratch them off .

They're like gift cards , okay , so I see that makes sense .

So they're now . It's not activated until it's actually scanned .

No , but what I'm saying is that , instead of saying like oh , I'll get four quick picks and the person does the little machine . They just give you four things and you just scratch them off .

Yeah , and you know , you just go over there and you just grab it yourself .

That's crazy .

And then you just that's crazy .

I remember the last time I bought something that were like do you want to pay like a dollar for like a double something ? And you're like so an extra dollar .

Oh yeah .

And then yeah , yeah . It'd be good when people like when they win a million and then you get two million .

I don't ever do that .

Well , that would be dumb , Like I would be mad . I would like for a dollar . I know , I know I'm like damn that extra dollar .

I'm sitting up here like damn this dollar going to set me back .

I'm going to therapy over a million that I lost , over a dollar .

And that's all . You were here me say like damn it . And then you will start trying to rationalize everything like cause you know what ? You and I told her that I wanted it and she , she ain't punching in . It was too late , like goodness gracious .

She won a million dollars .

Yeah , she offed herself , because I know , I know that .

We know how last the other drawing . It shows the people that won a million . Nobody won the jackpot and then the people that won two million . I know people that won millions . Like damn one more dollar .

Right .

And I get the $15 . And that's the power play to act .

So you want to , oh , so , so it's a . It's not just the extra dollars , the dollar each line . Yeah , oh hell . No , that's why the why I won't do it . Then I'm like $15 now I'm not going to win .

It was crazy too , but you know cause . You know I always accidentally stick to 20 in it inside the machine and then you have to spend the whole oh , that happened to me one time .

They don't give it back . Yeah , I thought I got chained .

I've done that three times Like damn .

I was balling over there .

Hey , look at him , you see that .

I'm like it's so high right .

So high .

Hey , yeah , no , I know we don't give change .

Yeah , you put the money in there and then you get your ticket .

And it's stupid too , because I was going to use my car , but now that I don't want to use my car , I'm going to put this as soon as I put it in there and I saw the 20 .

I was like yeah , I want my money back .

Well , give me a mega million in a power .

Yeah , I'm telling you see , I assume that you got money back because you know at Walmart and Target the little self-checkouts they give you money back . So I just assumed the machine with today's technology you would get changed . And now that $10 was still shining in the corner . I'm like cancel , return . I'm like damn .

It'll be written on the machine on the side of the car .

Your calling customers .

This machine does not give change .

I'm sitting up in there like oh , I'm like man .

So the first time I saw it and then I just stepped back and then I looked down and it said did this machine does not give change ?

Yeah , Like son of a bitch . It's a tiny , tiny red .

I'm like , oh this little unassuming ass , little white , everything else is bright and blaring and then they got a real small this machine does not give change .

That's like those commercials that they put on and then you know , it's like real , real , tiny , or they read it real , real fast on the radio and you're like wait what'd he say so , he didn't try to pause it . And you look at it , you're like sorry , thanks for cleaning .

That's the one that was funny where they're like , if you can't make any friends and stuff , take this and you're like okay , but now you have friends , but you also have running diarrhea . I don't know if they're going to want to be friends .

You see things ?

Okay , I got a question for you . Here's my money question for the week . So what

What does it have to be like ? Work wise , like a sexual favor , like ?

oh damn , no , just like . Whatever you don't like , Like as far as let's say well it's gotta be the .

okay , I don't listen .

I don't , I don't , I don't like uh boats , but I will get in a row boat and I will go out . Oh shit , Damn , I would go like in the ocean , in the Pacific Ocean .

You have to go out five miles .

No , hell no For a million dollars , no .

Okay , okay .

A mile . You have to go a mile out .

No , I can still see land . No .

From a mile out , you can still see a million dollars .

Of course they gotta go , at least Catalina .

I don't know how far Catalina is Far enough , I'll go a hundred yards . No , you can get $10 for that .

We'll give you a . We'll give you a flea .

That's a football , no .

No , that's what I'm saying . I'll go a hundred yards , okay , 200 yards , a million dollars . She said dog . She said five miles . You said on a row boat , in a row boat .

Catalina's further than five miles . I went to a mile , a mile .

A mile for a million dollars A thousand two hundred and eighty three feet . So I know that's true .

I know those numbers . Yeah , that's what I said .

I was saying , yeah , what I was saying you just have to be in a row boat , you know .

I never seen like the rowing competition in the Olympics . I know we had this discussion .

But listen you can , but no , you know listen .

No , in the Olympics aren't they on the lake ? They're in the lake . I'm talking about you .

Yeah , but I'm saying you can just do it on the ocean , okay .

But he does . He has a point , you guys , he's talking about . I will go in a canoe .

And you're saying in the ocean .

Yeah , I'm talking about like in the ocean , so we'll modify it .

But what about in a canoe and the ocean ? But then you have boats that are equipped to be on the ocean , that are nearby . So then that way that so something happened to me Right . So you're not alone , so you've got safety around you .

Oh , I do that , I can't swim .

They're going to come get me Okay .

I'm a hyperventilator , so you'll do five miles so you can go If someone's watching you . So he's like I'm going to give you the safety , so you got to make sure you go .

So I got to go five miles with safety you go 200 meters , but Jaws is about 1000 meters . No , no , as soon as he put the shark in there , because listen whales .

What about dolphins ?

Oh , I like dolphins . Some of them are fucking for evil too , I like them .

They hump you . Yeah , they're evil , they're in them If they're in them .

They do that , they do that , they do that , they do that they do that , and so she picks the one you don't want to get on bad .

You don't want to get on bad . Dolphin with a six foot penis .

Oh my God Six foot , no way .

Dolphin and whales those shit is terrible . It's a whole man A whale ?

probably A whale .

A whale , a whale , a whale , killer whales , killer whales . That's a big guy , a big guy A six feet , come on .

They're not the size of dolphins .

They are . They're just big dolphins .

They're bigger .

They're way bigger . I mean they're bigger , but they're big .

dolphins have you been to SeaWorld ?

I've been on a military ship and I've seen a killer whale go by .

Okay , it was probably a baby if it was the size of a dolphin .

I mean they're bigger than dolphins , but I mean but bigger , bigger Considerably . I mean , they're a lot bigger than dolphins , but still .

So who's seen a whale in ?

person in a real ocean and not at SeaWorld . I've only seen them in SeaWorld . I have , and I've seen them on YouTube . Next to them , people that be rowing a boat and the whales just be right by . Yeah , you know what Five miles . I don't think I'm doing it . I'm scared .

I just thought about it . Okay , I got you .

Wait , is that the one you stand up ?

Hell , no , I'm like no , I was only going to say a hundred yards for paddle boarding .

No , in the ocean , in the ocean , in the ocean .

No , not in the lake , yeah , in the ocean .

I do it in the lake . I was like I ain't nothing here as long as there ain't no piranhas .

Well remember , his fear is of the water right , and especially the ocean , especially a show .

Yeah , can't even drink that shit .

I'm cool . I'm cool with like a lake or something , but Well , if you're going , to do paddle boarding in the lake . If it's Lake Erie , I mean that's hey . I'm telling you that I'm a inner city kid . That's an ocean of us . You don't see anything .

Yeah .

You can't . Oh my goodness , that Lake is killed many of people .

I have to go there .

Yes , it's beautiful , oh , especially right now .

I bet you it's already cold . I can only imagine .

No , I'm just saying like how it looks back home . You're from the Midwest .

Where are you from ? I'm here .

Are you from Phoenix ? Yeah , yeah , born and raised , I am . Yeah , how was that ? So you remember Metro Center ?

I do .

Used to hang out like in the 80s . Yeah , I used to be so jealous of y'all being in Ohio and well , I just say y'all , you too , because you're from California . So we used to watch those movies , weird science and all that stuff .

I had plenty of plenty of good times . It was fun .

Metro . Probably been in one of the cars . I would never have been from offshed . Huh , I was sure , yeah , yeah , going around them circles , going around in circles .

It's funny . Now that you're an adult you're like , wow , really , that was what entertained you .

Yeah .

Going in circles . Now you get irritated .

That's all you do , is you go in circles ? Little did we know it was preparing us right .

It's funny .

Seriously .

Hey , boy , I tell you , hey , I'm telling you what we're going to get . A whole bunch of it'll be like oh shit , hold on new listeners . Hey , shout out to Joe and Sharad .

What's up you guys ? We definitely miss you .

Hey , you know , hey , you know . She got to come back when Joe is here .

Yeah , for sure .

Absolutely . We're going to have some controversy .

Uh-oh .

Joe's going to have some stuff to say .

He always has stuff to say , always Okay . So what would I do that I don't like doing for a million dollars ? Okay , a million dollars . Is it going to get taxed ?

No , yeah , right , right , so no you can't .

Nobody knows , it's just yours Okay do you remember Fear Factor ?

That's exactly where I went with yes okay , yeah , like something having to do with rats , oh , I would do Like can't say it's a box no .

You ain't been around enough rats in life .

Let's say it's a box and there's something .

And I have to put my hand in there to get it .

I would do that for a million dollars .

Are you going to get rabies ? You got to go to the hospital , get shots in the stomach .

Hey , these ain't the lab rats either .

OK , no , they'd have to be clean . You'd have to know that they're clean .

You can't die , though Like you can't die .

That's why you got to go to the hospital get some shots .

Oh like the rabies shots in the stomach .

Yes , you know I'm seeing up here . It's a part of the whole deal . It sharks in the ocean .

I'll change it to snakes then . Oh no , I love snakes .

You like snakes ?

I hate snakes and I hate rats , so I can do either one of those All right . I think that's a good one . I think that's a good one . Would you eat worms One ?

freaks you out about the snakes though , because snakes , we know that there's garden snakes , that's differences in snakes , come on , just the ill .

What about the snakes from the hill Like the rattlesnake ?

So the field creeps you out , is it ? That's why .

I'm asking Is it the field of them that creeps you out ? They want to have an antidote right there .

Potential .

OK , ok , no , that's definitely , I'm going to die .

Would you eat worms ? That's $1 million .

Yeah , I think I need worms . I don't have to chew them .

No , no , you got to eat 20 worms you would try anything . The ones , you dig up from the ground and go fish .

Can I cook them in chili ? No , just pull them out .

You can pull them out of the ground . It's like a bird . Ok , 20 for a million , 24 million .

That's a great one . Can I wash them ? I don't want the dirt .

No , ok , you can wash them .

Ok , now you don't have to do it on a rainy day , no , on a rainy day , mix the ground soft , so they'll come up easier Listen .

I'm sitting up here , I'm thinking about it . And I was like damn , I don't think I can do it .

How long do I have to eat the worms , like , how long do I have to eat the worms ?

No , until you get through the 20 .

Until I do them , I mean yes , so she can have all day .

Fuck that you need to . No , no , I mean , can I have ?

stuff in between .

No , can I have like water and stuff .

Yeah , you can drink water . Ok , you don't have to . No , you got like .

Right , yeah .

You got two hours and I hope those things go down .

You got two hours to eat 20 worms and I don't have to chew them .

I just got to Dude . I've done the tequila thing . Can I ? Yeah , Can I just follow them ?

And I got to do is close your eyes . You just have to consume 20 of them and keep them down .

And keep them down . Yeah , yeah , yeah and keep them down .

Yeah , cool at the time . Ok , because , remember , you're going to be consuming these things and they're alive .

Yeah , they're alive .

You're eating them alive , and they're belly until the acid goes in .

Can I cut the head off and spit it out ? You can't tell which side is the head .

So what do you do ? Bite the end off of each side . You have to slit the arm open . That's going to take you long . You don't want to cut Because once you put the worm , open you just got to just .

Put a little shit inside you don't want to see that . It's just like chewing a gummy worm .

I've never baited a hook . Come on , you've never played with a worm before . Oh my god . Ok , you just want to over with Telling you , you've got to pick them up .

Look , I've already got the worm back on my gummy worms .

All right , so I can get them Give me a little lemon .

Yeah , I can get them .

Give me a little lemon Shake it around , I can clean them and I have two hours and I can swallow them and I have water .

No see , I think you're trying to season them up and everything . Now what's wrong with that ? No , no , no , no , no .

Like this is a fear factor challenge .

You don't want to do that shit in the fear factor .

Listen , OK , let's do .

No , I'll let you rip Like you get it , rinse it off real quick , eat it , that's it . Ok .

And I have to do 20 ?

20 . Oh , you want to do all that time they're already no Actually they just .

I want you flapping the million in front of me though .

I'm doing this , you got to be , showing me no , I mean they're already rinsed off . I'm taking them five at a time .

You just got to out straight from the bucket .

OK , I can do it Drop five . Take a big cup of water , drop five another cup of water I just got to get through it .

See , I'm like you got to do it . If you take the vitamins , you take a whole hand . If it takes two hours , you might lose your heart .

Two hours is too long .

It gives you too much time to think .

OK , so I think one at a time . You're watching this little thing , squiggle no .

Yeah , dance down .

OK , let's say 20 minutes . I'm taking them like they Albanese they were really good , put some money on the table . Come on now 20 minutes , 20 words this is the theater of the mind right here .

OK , 20 minutes , 20 worms . I do it Ooh look at her .

She works up 20 minutes . Now it's on Brenda .

Because you made me think . The more I think about it , the more I'm going to throw up . Yeah , I'm going to get sick Once you started talking about the yellow insides I was already throwing up in my mouth .

That's true .

Now , if I throw up , do I lose everything ?

Yeah , I think judges should confer . We might be kind and think maybe she gets half right . How much you throw up .

I think you should get them down . Try to hold off throwing up a minute at least .

And then if she grows up , then we're like , ok , you secured the money .

Now you can go vomit . Yeah , yeah , yeah , you can be like that , but you don't really want to vomit , because now you got that nasty shit coming back up after every . Yeah .

I just think , when it's done , you don't want to taste it again .

Just think when you go , when it's time to do number two .

You might be burping as a next If you don't want to chew them and you just throw them down . They might come out alive , as long as they come out .

I'm good , I'll count it too .

Imagine feeling the worm the next day . You're going to the bathroom and you're on the toilet .

And just think , if you , and then they're just going around , yeah , yup .

That's what you feel . One thing that's where all your nerve endings are . You might like it .

Having worms wriggled out your ass .

I know somebody hitting you from the back . It's kind of tickle .

What the fuck is that ? No , it's what you call a wild hair .

My bad , my bad . Instead of a gerbil , it's a worm .

They're all bound together now .

You thought it was a worm . Now it's a snake .

Damn . She said the toilet was open . Now it's a snake .

It grew , did a little collected while I was in there .

She said hold up .

I thought it was oh shit , this ain't that bad Right .

She said just relax their muscles , girl , Relax their muscles .

I'll be like I want another million dollars . Can we do that again ?

I'm going to sit down . Yolanda , why are you going to the bait shop again ? You got a membership there . What's going on ?

Yolanda is going for that building .

Yolanda said she's a fishing enthusiast .

We never see her with a fishing pole though .

So now all right , brenda , what would you ?

Are we sticking with a fear factor thing ?

Or whatever , yeah , whatever you don't like doing .

I try not to go there , so it's a little hard . You're going to have to help me think about that .

We can do fear factor , but yeah , I'm like what ?

That's something I don't like to do .

When she said rats , I'm like , oh my goodness .

I'm rather than in a city . I don't want to see a rat , Rat and roaches . I can't do .

See , that's why I'm like it's either roaches or ants . I lived in China and so we had to keep our building doors , our apartment building , shut because the rats would get in . And no joke , I thought it was like a stray dog and I'm like holy shit , those things are bad .

And there was a rat .

I thought it was a story , but those things were Rats are sad that you're wild . It was the size of a cat . It was so fucking huge .

I was like you're kidding me .

And then I was over at a friend's house and the night before and she had just gone to the store and this beautiful fruit and I had come over in the morning toI'm a teacher and I was working over there , came over and picked her up and it's hell . She's like yeah , a rat ate our fruit . When we were sleeping there's a big old knot of big apple .

Damn .

Man listen .

Would you go in a room with a rat ? It's a like .

Oh hell , six-sixth In school . I used to walk to school because it was just beautiful there . Talking about the changes , right , in . Arizona . It's kind of you know what you can get you can go outside , but it was beautiful walking in China to school , so I would wear my tennis shoes and I would leave my work shoes , you know .

Oh .

There's all kinds of literal shit in my shoe . And I'm like take it out and I look , and it was not only shit , it was urine . I'm like yo oh my God , this is not happening . It's in a very prestigious school where they have filthy . Wealthy people brought their kids and I was like this is real .

Man .

So I think I have faced my fear of rats . I'm gonna say on that one .

So Okay , so then she would do it . So something different .

Ants freak me out .

Ants freak me out , but seriously , I've been having like an issue with ants at my house , so I'm one of these people like I've got to find out what's the spiritual meaning . They won't go away , right , everything I do . What's going on ? Get on the internet and it's like , oh , wealth is coming my way . Well , come right on , in , come on in , guys .

Oh so that's the meaning . Come on in . Yeah , hell , yeah .

So , you know , I think I've over .

She got to get one of them . I'm trying to think the .

Sharks talking about a shark .

What's those little ? It seems like little pellets , and the little worker , the little worker ants .

Oh , orange , something right .

And then they take it back to the queen .

Yeah , but I go outside and you can't find it . It's like where are they coming from ? Like you see the trail and you go outside and you're like they're not out here where what's going on . And then you try to find it . They magically appear . So I have my little spray clean it off and then you go around to the work and there's nothing .

I'm trying to think what's that ?

Orange grow or grow or something like that .

I know I know I've used it before it worked .

So it works alright . So you give it to them and they take it back to the queen .

Yeah , it's just like little pellets , like you just kind of find their little trail or whatever and they're attracted to it and you know out here in Arizona or whatever , so they'll carry it and you'll sit there and watch and then you see them carrying it back and then it kills the queen Like a couple days later you're like hey gone .

Do you feel like a murderer , right , and you missed what I said , the spiritual meaning right there . Well , I'm from .

Akron , and so is Dahmer . So I'm just that's it right . I mean , do I ?

really want to do that .

That's the thing is that I'm struggling with this bed , you know to carry my space , but I don't want to share this space , right , and that's the thing . That's when you just like .

You can redirect them .

Well , that redirected them .

Well , I got out the cinnamon and I don't like the cinnamon and I put a barrier , but they found a workaround , so no , so that's I'm dealing with that .

And they come in the house . You know she got to put the little stuff like I'm telling you . She put it down over there by where you put the cinnamon man . What does that stuff cost ?

See , but okay , is this alright for animals ? Because I have dogs and if the dogs eat it ?

No , because you put it outside .

What do the dogs do their thing ? They best not be doing it in the house .

I know , I don't think they . I don't think they . I think it is Because I have cats , so it's animals . I'm about to find out right now .

Go ahead , let's think of something else , so we'll think about what could I Okay , you know what After road trips . You've been on road trips with me , so I think I've got a Maybe sending me on an adventure by myself like that . Maybe that for a million dollars where I have to go on my own .

But what if you went to the Like the rainforest or you got to camp outside ?

Oh see , I wouldn't mind , That'd be cool .

Oh , you like that stuff .

If I could go live in a cave in Peru and be done with all this shit , I'd be done by yourself . I'd be done .

So you would go hiking or camping or whatever , by yourself , see , and I'm seeing that I would like to- do that right .

But then that's the fear . Part right For a million dollars I could try that by myself right , okay , how about .

you got to do the rim Like the Grand Canyon , you know , from rim to rim with only a compass and it takes about like I know water . I give me water no , well , you take it . No , you take your whole gear . But I'm just saying you can't get a phone , so you got to go out there and you got my not doing that .

I think this is pretty good . I'm not doing that .

I think if I trail is there , it's not like you're gonna get lost , but I think at some point I mean I've never done rim to rim , but I think it's like 13 or I don't know it's a lot , it's a lot . I think like four days or something and you got a camp down there and everything .

So I think if and and do it by myself , and , but people knew that I was there like a hate check , check on this person . Make sure this person was what was an attack by an animal . Oh , so I just go in . You just got to make it from just a death .

She make from point A to point B .

Yeah , no , we know that you're going she's not dead .

No , we know that you're going , but we can't track you . Like there's got to be some fear behind it , like that's the whole thing .

Listen , we're taking away . We're taking away the safety net .

Yeah , we are taking away .

You got to clean your words to go out there with you .

She said , cuz I got to go five miles .

I gave you the boat one mile by myself .

I gave you the five miles with you're gonna put me up there and on the rim .

We'll give you okay .

We know you're out there . Some we know , you know you can't , we'll tell your kid All right , all right .

All right , we know you met well , that was the plan .

Million dollars for us .

Long before . The body cannot survive . So like , if you don't have water right , like you can go , your body can go , I can't go 30 , 30 minutes without a cup of water .

So okay , well , you that would okay . You tell me that I have to go a day without water . That would , that would .

No , well , we're just saying you take like three days worth of water , right ? So we'll give you three days three days worth of water three days worth of water , but we're not tracking you , we're not tracking you . Do you hear them ?

It's really what they're doing .

So they're you , but we're gonna wash our worms , we're gonna give you lemon , we're gonna give you .

You won't have to keep it down for a minute and you get your million dollars . You can take the canoe and you can go 200 yards with boats , but you love your water and you can go on this for a four-day trip with three days of water and .

Day . That's the fear factor .

Fuck that . Listen , even if you're a fact that they they're not , they can't just kill them people neck and end afraid .

All right we'll track you . No no no , we'll track you , but .

In the middle of summer .

I mean .

And no sunblock .

It's whatever . You can carry all the water and stuff . I think if you go down to the Colorado River , you can't even get water there . Here's a map we still there's water in the river .

There's no way , no you can drink , I think you can take that water .

There's only bear . So , we'll track you .

But if you don't make it and then you ask for help , of course obviously you lose the money . But we will track you .

She hit the jack . Yeah , she hit the jack button on the phone like no , she ain't got no phone .

No , oh yeah so she's got one . So , baby , what she's saying is you gotta get a one-file every day . No , no , no , the tracker just means that , like if you like pass out or whatever we see so basically it's like the hunger games .

I trip , I fall off the cliff .

I we know what you are and what you're going through , but we ain't gonna do shit to help you . You know what my invasions are more obstacles in your way yours is actually pretty easy , it's a hundred like shit . Eating worms is easy right , thank you .

Well , fucking , I was saying .

That's what you guys say sterling , sterling's on my trucking in the dead . I'm listening .

Oh , so now we got to come up with one for Sterling , yeah okay , so you're gonna do that .

I would do that , but I think I think we need a little bit more precaution .

Don't you make sure my folks can live and enjoy a million dollars .

Worth a million dollars Right .

Well , you won't do all this . Okay , we're not tracking you . Better figure it out . I'm gonna give you about two billion .

Take three days and after three days , if you don't make it , then we go and get you , but you lose the money . You got to make it within three days and , according to science or whatever right , that's how long it usually takes people to go from rim to rim . You can take everything that you can carry with you and we'll track you .

People do that a lot often , right , I mean yeah , I mean that trip so somebody's just got messed up at all Camelback Mountain .

People are stupid , right .

Yeah , it was probably an out-of-towner . So I'm like , I'm like I'm thinking that's that's , you know , I that's yeah , I mean that's .

That seems completely Do-able . But I know you're saying you're like you're on your own .

Yes , you're on your own with no phone , it matters which one you started , so you go north to south is 24 miles if you go south to north , 21 .

Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah it's only 24 miles .

Wait , I think . I think Sterling should be on my team , right ?

and you guys will share the fight , you guys .

Million a piece now six days .

We'll do it for six twenty four miles , for two million . What ?

would you go with just a happy I pack on , just listen . I think you are what this really is Train for high state . This is some shit . They just do you get ?

you get six months to train , but that's why we get a million dollars . No , no , no really .

You're going right out there Tomorrow morning , and then you even I can't do that .

I was gonna say but if we're gonna get it for a , million dollars , we get more days to cover it because that's he's right .

That is somebody who's trained , right .

That's somebody who's trained , and they do 24 miles is like eight miles a day . Somebody gonna drop me off on top of the clip .

Or am I gonna have to go up and down .

By the time you know your food has already been like you've already eaten most of your food , so your pack is lighter .

Hey , y'all better kill some squirrels , don't ? They do that during hiking .

You can take like . Beef jerky right .

You gotta get to the room and just in case you see a side-squatch you can't even take a picture because you don't have a phone you can take a camera . Big foot is everywhere . Who ?

has a camera now Polaroid Nobody .

I made some little Polaroids and then you got them in Walmart .

Yeah , and then you take a picture and then a bear hears the noise and then you get ravaged . No money for you If you get ravaged by a bear . You can leave the money to someone .

Listen .

They say they only take 12 to 15 hours to go rim to rim .

I'm gonna need a whole day , though , but that's probably for like , yeah , like the experience hikers , yeah , real hikers .

So I gave you three days .

Yeah , cuz you anticipate motherfuckers getting lost . Nobody's into this .

The thing with her is that she doesn't get lost .

I get lost in my own neighborhood . She couldn't even find my house .

I do pull between we live five minutes away .

Yeah , that's , that's a close to each other .

Yeah , yeah , oh .

Y'all go hiking together ?

I see you go hiking , but you see , the thing is is that there are times in life when you just kind of have to Surrender and you know what your shortcomings are right . I'm . I think I'm humble enough to say I Am geographically ignorant , Right , okay , um I .

She's owning it with that , because she's .

I , I Know where my ignorance lies right right . I will totally wear that , that is all mine and I will surrender in that , because then when we do get lost , you can't blame me , because I'll put you in charge .

I know I'm gonna get you lost , so have you .

Y'all have been hiking together before we've done , we've walked and stuff we've done . We've done things to get .

We've done more trips together right like . Hiking things . So have they gotten her lost on a trip before ? Absolutely .

Yeah , absolutely . What's the last year ? Oh , I got you lost our first trip .

our first trip we went to . Rocky Point yeah .

Oh , todd , that was , that was a trip , not just a trip . I mean , that started off Well , because yeah , well , we went to you're gonna rock a point a lot right .

Yeah , but this was . This was the first time ever .

I'm like Shit . I'm in Mexico now right . My phone's not working shit right . Well , I'm also technologically disadvantaged , and another surrender that I accept , right hey , she's coming out with all her thoughts tonight .

They need to have papers , your dog and then be vaccinated and everything to go into Mexico and then to be able to come back .

And then you get all freaked out about leaving them in that , yeah , so I . I didn't want to leave him there and then with my luck .

You know he freaks out and you learn something new every day .

Oh , yeah , yeah and and so I thought I did everything right . Well , long story short , I'll let her tell you the rest of the weird stuff , but I did successfully download it . We found it later , much later .

We need a taxi driver . I actually driver was telling , like showing us how to get to To the place and then there's no street names . Right , you can't find the street name ?

So we had a for that . Remember , when we're going through the city , mm-hmm , and we were at lunch and I all of a sudden , like my tongue started swelling and I'm like , oh yeah she started , it was got druged we . We were in all of the same shops , all four of us . The kids touched all the same things .

I Get it live and try , like all we were staying . Yeah , and got a newbie over here and then we get to the Airbnb , we have to jump over .

We have to jump over my kids jump over the fence . We go to the Airbnb and it's like being worked on and we're like , oh my god , whatever , everybody's tired , she's on drugs and oh , she goes to sleep . She goes to sleep , everybody goes to sleep .

Oh , there was . You know , painting stuff , tools are like okay , this is weird Okay . All right , well , here we are , yeah , and then we decided to go on , and why the code wouldn't listen to the house in the first place .

Yeah , so how'd you go end up getting in then ?

no , we did . We went into the code with the wrong house .

That was the weird part is that the code still allowed us to get it like trying to overwrite it somehow .

Yeah and the taxi driver that was like our , you know , he was trying to figure out stuff for us . Right , we had nothing we were like , and so this was my first time at Rocky Point and we were just like a mess and can .

I tell you what it's like to try to drive in a country that you don't speak the language and you don't understand and you think you're high and you're lost and you're trying to keep your shit together because you have other people in the car and you're like I didn't take anything and I don't know what the hell's going on , but the trip started when we were

I learned to have the time over there , boy .

Yeah , so , and then we were going to Ajo and we got pulled over . She was driving and we got pulled over and she didn't get it , you didn't get it .

I didn't try to shake her down .

She had to know what we were in Ajo .

That's still over here on the side which they will get you if you're a mile over the speed limit . I don't know how I got out of that . I got lucky though .

Yeah , because we looked lost . Get a little sweet talking .

See that's the thing I'm telling you . That's the good thing about being a woman . You can sit up there and kind of bat your eyes a little bit .

Oh , about your chest .

Don't see exactly like . No longer I , no longer have a . I remember when we were in Mexico , we won't give you a ticket .

And you just , oh the batting eyes . I mean we were . We had a car full of girls and everybody was dressed and looking nice . We were going to go out and she did a stop and then , as soon as you know , the police pull her over and , like everybody , that's exactly what all the girls are doing is .

Just think we do that like an officer . Come up , You're like come on , hurry up , get up , come here . You start trying to have another poke out . You just like , uh , what you doing down there and come here Next thing . You know , can somebody come get me ? I got a speed ticket and I got arrested .

And I got a hard on .

Yeah , exactly , exactly . No , I'm sitting up there .

That's why you got arrested for an exposure , Just caught this . I was like I'm leaning back over there . What ?

exactly are we reenacting something you seem very familiar with , hey ?

just caught this set up here . Let me play with myself . I'm trying to get out this ticket . I thought I was going to be a girl . Oops , my damn , oh well .

Well , now it's your turn . Ok , You're by yourself , right Brenda ?

Come on . What's your fear ? I'm on my trip .

But you know , I don't know .

You got to come over with your fear factor . I'll be the compass .

So I was thinking of something with vinegar , right , because I hate vinegar , but you can't really drink vinegar , it's you can .

I mean you can , but not a gallon , but you can you can . You can drink vinegar but you shouldn't . But you can . You can fuck up your whole million dollars . I don't want to die for my little love .

So I think , why don't you just go ahead and drink battery acid for a million dollars ?

What I was thinking was If in a cemetery , in let's say , I got six feet , I could probably just still jump out of it they usually have a little yeah , so in the grave I sleep in the grave overnight . One million dollars in a cemetery by myself .

Are you superstitious ?

I'm just scared of fucking dead people .

I'm not doing that . Do you see people ?

I'm not doing that . I'm not doing that .

Do you see dead people ? Do you , do you believe ?

I'm not doing that .

It's her ? No , I believe in spirit and Halloween coming up to good .

No , freak me out , but it didn't sometimes be like I could be in a cemetery . Well , every time I go to the cemetery day night , it's , it just freaks me out . So what about ?

Oh , I was going to say what if they put them in a casket ? I mean , you can breathe and stuff , but no , no , with a dead person in there already .

I'm not sleeping with no corpse . A million dollars with a corpse .

Yes , crazy .

A million dollars . How long is ?

the dead people is what scares you .

Fifty years .

You've been there for 50 years , so that means I'm sleeping in a fucking casket with bones and maggots .

Yeah .

Hell . No , I need more . I need more than a ticket for that .

Shit A million dollars .

Hell no .

Can we vacuum up the maggots .

OK just with the dead person . Yeah , my fuck .

Just with the dead , and you're closing the casket .

The shit , the maggots just come with it . He there .

Hey .

OK , how about we take the dead person out ? We cleaned the maggots and now you go in .

You clean the maggots , so the maggots are still in there . No , no , no , we cleaned the maggots .

Yeah , you're just in there with the dead body .

I hate them they stuck on the worm thing . Sorry about that .

Yeah , we can't . Even . So they said they in the coffin . We can't be in the coffin , we can't fit .

Dude , trust me , they're going to make it fit . You get a million dollars . Anything can happen on TV .

Can you have anything in there ?

I mean , you can have some what is blanket , you can have some music .

Yeah , can you have like a stuffed animal ? Can you have a pillow ?

Yeah , he can have music and stuff .

It had to be a recently dead woman .

This no , no , no .

You're thinking of necrophilia .

No , no , no , no , I'm not thinking of that at all .

It's supposed to freak you out . Hey , no , I wanted to be .

I wanted to look like the crypt keeper . I wanted to be like bones , like been dead .

OK , but seriously , if he climbs in there , he's going to have to climb on top of it and he's going to break somebody , because the bones are going to .

That's the crazy .

Somebody remains Right and then he's going to deal with that . The ghost of that person haunting him . Come on , you can't make him do that .

And they family going to want to kill me .

A million dollars .

And this motherfucking this , this , this , this , ok . What if we move it to be a corpse ? It is OK . What if ?

we ? What if we move it to ? You have to sleep overnight in a morgue .

in a morgue , oh no , what about ?

that . No that way , you're not . You're not sleeping on any dead people , but you're around dead people and you have to spend the night in the morgue .

Yeah .

In the actual box that they put him in .

I do , I'll be free .

I'm not doing that .

I'm not doing that I can breathe .

I'm not doing that .

I'm like , I'm like , I think I would do that . I would do that .

I'm not doing that .

You know what I mean , if you're going to sleep , and I'm going to tell you . The reason that makes it even worse for me is I sleep three hours a night , if I'm lucky , so I'm going to be woke . Most of that time I can't . I'm going to try to be asleep , but oh yeah , that's that would be interesting .

I can't do that . I know I can't do that .

I'm going to have to do a thing about it . It's a million dollars at the end of this .

No , I feel , I feel creepy Just going to hours 12 hours , eight hours yeah yeah , so you got to , you got to be in there by 10 .

Being there by 10 , you can get out by by like seven or six . Ok well , that's the eight hours .

So that means I'm even if I fell asleep at 10 , I'm going to be woke by 12, . I'm going to be woke that whole time .

Yeah , I don't think I can do that . I'm sitting up here thinking about it like , uh , now that's true . Do y'all believe in ghosts ?

But when they slide them up , I got in the morning , so rich bitch .

And so have y'all stayed in , Jerome man .

In the Honey Hotels . I won't stay there .

You stayed in the Honey Hotel in Jerome , so we need to do it . We're gonna say this for Halloween .

I won't go . I won't go .

We're gonna say this for Halloween .

Yeah , I ain't stayed in the Hunter . Why , why you won't go . I wanna go stay there , okay so .

I thought of a costume . I was like I told my kid if he wanted to be Frankenstein , right . And then I was like , ill , I can't be the bride of Frankenstein , so I have to be the mad scientist .

Are y'all going to a Halloween party ?

I've got two parties . Oh hell , I need a costume . I actually need a costume .

So you're gonna be .

And I'm cheap , like I don't like paying for those .

Like the real ones yeah .

Well cause you only use it once and they're like 50 bucks . That's expensive .

You said you're gonna be the bride of Frankenstein .

No , that's weird . You're gonna be the mad scientist . Yeah , I'm gonna be the mad scientist . Oh , cause your kid's gonna be Frankenstein , cause my kid's gonna be Frankenstein , so you're okay , I got you I don't wanna be the bride .

Yeah , you just wanna be the mad scientist . That makes sense , I get it . I get it , yeah , I understand , yeah , so . Man , yeah , the mad scientist like the mad scientist who Jeff Victor .

Yeah but the female version .

But isn't .

I'll just make it my own .

Isn't it a girl , frankenstein ?

Yeah , the bride of .

Frankenstein yeah , that's what I'm saying . I can't be the bride of Frankenstein when my kid is the Frankenstein .

No , I thought it was your oh shit okay .

Cause I still have no boyfriend . Girl Frankenstein Can't have no Frankenstein boyfriend . Do you guys think that's cute ? Or oh my God ? There was a couple yesterday and they were all over each other at like the lobby and stuff . She was sitting on his lap right PDA . Yeah .

Just dumb .

And then I turned around and he was sitting on her lap .

I was like I ain't sitting on your lap Yo .

Yeah , I'm not sitting on your lap . That was too much .

I'm not sitting on your lap .

How old were they ? They were young like early twenties .

Nah see , if you'd have told me like 15 or 16 , I'd have been like okay .

That's still stupid .

Early . No , it is Just in general the guy sitting on the girl's lap . You can't do that .

It's not a bench , it was like a , just a chair and it's got like you can't . You could barely fit in one chair .

Like if you joke , like if you making a joke , I get it , but if you being like for real , yeah , they were being for real .

Nah , I was like aw , I can't wait to you guys break up Ouch .

Hey , you want to do , you want to do that's going to sit on your lap .

You won't even respect them .

No , I niggas Off , me Niggas a lap baby .

Dude , I don't even , I don't even know how I feel about being the driver and the guys in the driver seat , I mean the guys the copilot , I'm like ew .

Are you one of them ? The guy always has to drive .

It would like I've done it . Do you know what I'm ?

saying Like I've done it .

I'm talking about , like we're going to go on a date and I have to go pick you up . Yikes , let's meet there . I mean , I'm not , I'm like a feminist , so I'm okay with it , but I'm just saying If he doesn't open the car door for you . He doesn't , that's fine . I opened the door for him , so I guess he can sit on my lap if I do .

Oh , my goodness .

Anyways .

Anything else anybody want to talk about ?

Oh , did you guys see the blue beetle ?

Yes .

Okay , recommend .

I'm trying to go there , did you see it ? No man , look , all I'm gonna say is George Lopez is my dude .

Okay , all right .

That's all I'm saying .

They usually recommend , like shows and stuff , anything you recommend people see the Exorcist is out . A new Exorcist .

Yes .

And , for the record , my son's name is Damien because of that movie . Oh no , that was the Omen .

Yeah , that was the Omen . No , but still go the .

Omen .

He ha Damien .

Seriously , I like that name . Yeah , I think it's good .

Anyway , I've never seen that , so the Exorcist

The Omen is like actual scary , scary .

Yeah , the Omen is Based on something that's going to happen . Damien , I did this for you . Oh man , that movie with the crow , and , yeah , children , oh man , listen .

I haven't seen that in a long , long , long time . I haven't seen it in years .

Oh , what the Omen , the Omen , yeah , and remember children . They were supposed to make a new children of the car .

The last scary movie I saw was Talk to Me .

Oh .

With the hand and stuff Wasn't that good . It was okay . It was like a psychological thriller .

I liked it . Yeah , I liked Talk to Me .

I have like questions about it , cause some are unanswered . But yeah , overall it was a good ending . So that was in the theaters yeah , that was in the theaters .

Yeah , talk to me . Yeah , it was Australian .

Yeah , it was Australian .

Yeah , it was Australian . Yeah , that was pretty , I was wondering yeah . And I was like , okay , yeah , it's Australian , but yeah , so the Exorcist I did watch . I watched Kelsey on Amazon Prime .

What's that ?

Travis Kelsey and his brother Jason Kelsey . Well , it was more or less , I think , about Jason Kelsey .

Who are they ?

They are football players , they play football .

Anyway , Taylor Swift is supposedly .

Oh , that's the kind of she's dating . Yeah , oh , I don't know who she's dating , I just know she's dating somebody .

So there we go .

All right .

Okay , I'll give you , as you said , Amazon Prime . I found something that's called the Power on Amazon Prime , and I'm gonna take this in a totally different direction the .

Power .

It's about . You know , I follow astrology and stuff like that . Like I listen to things that are supposedly done .

Are you into that stuff ?

Yeah and so and it happened as an educator like , okay , I need a different way to learn to work with these kids .

Okay .

Because something I need a heads up right . And so it kind of started with that . Like you know , you read your daily horoscope and you're like , oh , this is crap right .

Right .

And you're like , okay , well , let's see what's gonna , what they say is gonna happen , and let's see if it does happen . Right , so you'd watch , listen to the weekly forecast , and so things started aligning and that was kind of cool , right ? So , years of doing this , you know , you've heard that this is the age of Aquarius .

But it's really interesting , damn .

Yeah , it's a good . The power yeah , it's interesting .

Well , there you go right there , the power exercises . I was about to say Beto Juice , I thought they were gonna make a new one , blue Beto , they were supposed to . Yeah , it didn't happen .

Yeah , I've been wanting to go see that movie at the theater . It's like a theater movie , right .

Blue Beto , yeah , yeah .

It's finally like a Mexican superhero .

So Finally get one huh Fuck .

So they been having them forever and we've been gang bangers forever , like finally we need something else , although I do like this fool . He's like I like that show An Hulu .

He was just , he was just here .

I saw him .

Or I think he might be coming back too .

Okay , I just saw him . He's pretty funny .

Is he ? I like him . Yeah , and there was another comedian I like episode four , Someone I like with the . Well , you know he tried to avoid his birthday .

Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah .

So I think I'm maybe episode four , episode four himself . Yeah , no , I like it . I like it . That dude is hilarious , him and his little girlfriend . I'm like they are hilarious .

Yeah , his comedy . If you get to see him , he's hilarious yeah .

And what ?

shows us this fool .

This on Hulu ? Okay , it's on Hulu . Who is on Hulu ? The Power , Amazon Prime .

Oh , and I started watching Ted Lasso and I really , really recommend it .

Everybody said it , it's so cute . What is Ted Lasso on ? It's on .

Apple . Is it on Netflix I ?

thought it was on Apple . It might be on Apple , is it Apple ?

Maybe not . I've heard of it somewhere , so you might be .

Ah , yeah . I also have Apple TV , though , because I ended up getting it with my friends , though .

Yeah , I had Apple TV , but it's really cute , like it's super adorable . Apple TV . Yeah , you ever seen Ted Lasso ? No , I heard a whole bunch of people talk about it .

It's so cute . The only show I want to show on Apple TV I can't even remember the name of it . It has Kai Pfeiffer in Octavia Spencer .

She's like a reporter .

She's trying to get this boy out of jail . Oh yeah , yeah , I can't remember what it's called , though .

They said that movie or it's supposed to be a show on there called Hijack I think we're Idris Elbla . That's supposed to be real good . I've seen it . Yeah , yeah so .

Well , he's nice to look at . I don't say if he's in it .

you know it's gonna be better . Yeah Well , there you go .

I'll just say that out loud .

Hey , well , there you go right there . Right , that's what for Spam . Well , there's our recommendations . We'd like to thank and you know you gotta come back . Thank you , so we got this on record . You have to come back when Joe is here . Now Joe is gonna hear this and be like wait , hold on , where's Brynda at .

Yeah , she didn't know what was gonna explode . I was like it ends up being a fun . Oh , dude , yeah , it's just like around you where we just bring up what happened .

Yeah , lighthearted , and it's yeah , Some people they get too serious with stuff , and then you just be like come on , we really talking about like I really do hate the ocean . So me talking about like 100 yards , I will start hyperventilating Like man .

There's only one way to find out .

Tune in next week . There's only way to fight to fear through it .

Yeah , tune in next week .

What are you talking about ? If I did it or not , We'll be at the beach Bungie jumping brother . I don't think even for a million dollars , I would do it .

No , I'm not doing bungee jumping Bungee jumping . I ain't jumping out Nobody's airplane . I'm not jumping out . I will always be the motherfucker who jumped out in the parachute on open , that's me .

I'm not doing that Like now .

I gotta think about everything off in the lose on the way down . Too late to think about it now it's done .

You're manifesting that parachute opening . I see it opening it's gonna open . Probably , as you can just kinda make sure you see it open .

You know , they skydive right across the street here at Dear Valley Airport . Yeah , I'm not ever . You don't wanna do it ?

I never , and because I can say it , I'm going to die .

What about a billion ?

I'm going to die , it won't fucking matter .

I do it , I do . I'll skydive for a million . Listen , I'll skydive for a million before I do the thing in the ocean I'm gonna die in midair .

Bro , I don't know , have you jumped out of a plane before ? I'm gonna die in the sky Never .

Okay , there

I do it for a million , I do it for a million .

I've jumped out of a helicopter , but that's it .

We're like in the service Helicopter you're still high up .

Yeah , but I mean , that was different . They were shooting at us .

That's right . Here's the craziest .

I'm either gonna get that bullet or we're gonna swear which one . I mean I'm getting 50-50 .

Hey , we're gonna say this story for next week with . Hey . Sterling has one story every week , that just takes us for a loop . I will tell y'all off air what the story was . No , he can tell you off air what the story was last week . Oh my goodness . Anyway , we hope everybody enjoyed it and I don't have nothing else to say Holla Bye .

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