Conversations, Cop Shows, and Cornfield Clowns!!!

We're back , yeah , for another week .

Another fun-filled episode . Man , I'm so glad to be back .

Well , you know , it's at least two of us here today . I don't know what's up with everybody else . You hear another voice .

You need some Well you know it's three people here we all knew Superman was going to be asleep in about 34 minutes .

Nah , dog , you don't even know . You don't know the half of it today . You don't know the half of it today . Not today , son . Huh , I said not today , son , you're going to be nah , nah , he's hyped up . Yeah , Uh-oh . You see , nigga , I'm already sweating . I did some pull-ups out there .

Oh damn Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast Got the blood flowing . We are here and we are hyped to announce today's episode is brought to you by Simply Grape Juice Drink . I need to finish it off . I think I've had it in the refrigerator for about three weeks . An absolute vodka would make that perfect . An absolute vodka would make this perfect .

And to my left Soup Nice , it's Rod , it's Rod . And to my left it's See , I was just waiting for the intro to start talking . This be the one they call Christian , and sitting to my left is .

What up , y'all motherfuckers ?

Superman is in the building .

Pew , pew , pew .

Y'all ready for the sound effect ?

Pew , pew , pew in the building .

Are you ready for the ?

sound effect .

Choo Choo .

His laser eyes .

And to my love .

Jess , is that just ?

Jess , it's just Jess .

Come on , you gotta introduce yourself . I don't know if that's J-U-S-S or J-U-S-S . That is her intro .

If you haven't figured it out by now , it's just Jess . She said just Jess . I thought it was two .

Jesses , like just Jess J-E-S-J-E-S , j-u-s-t .

I didn't hear the enunciation of the T .

Oh , you thought she was saying just . Jess .

Yeah , I thought she was saying just Jess , it's just Jess , it's just Jess .

Okay see .

See how he enunciates she said J-U-S . I went to a private school , j-e-s-s , thank you . See , that's what I heard . I knew I ain't crazy .

But I picked it up .

I'm sorry . I heard the just , I will try harder .

Nah you good , nah you good . Be white . That's what I heard that time . Just be white . That's what I heard that time . Right girl , it's just just hey , steve , this , this , this , that new white it's just yes hey , she's hood white hey are

you gonna go to the store she's beige , are you finna go to the store too are you ?

what are you ?

no , we're going to the store .

Are you going ? Are you you're ?

going to the store . No , we going to the store .

Are you going to the store or are you fixing to ?

Finna or fixing to .

I was just wondering , man , I heard just Jess . All of a sudden , my Ebonics kicked in so I was waiting on something else About to , about to no , not about . I'm about to yeah like boutty boutty . I told you you was hood girl when you about to go , though , to yeah like bowdy bowdy . I told you you was hood girl when you about to go , though .

Y'all . Let her be white when you about to go . She bowdy , bowdy , huh Bouts to go . Where she's abouts to go , to Sprouts AJ's fine food .

Okay , everybody we got some jokes , they sell cashews by the pound , to tell . Once again , this show is for entertainment purposes only . We do not have an only fans , but we may start one somebody said they want to see some ugly feet , wasn't me ? Well , joe is up because remember Joe said he got ugly feet , I just had just regular feet .

Yeah .

I got one toe . That's best . We didn't want to hear that .

We're talking about that . This ain't everybody . Share your feet . Let's hear about your toes .

No , you don't want to know . I asked you that was it that was it Just you ?

I don't give a fuck about these niggas' feet . I don't give a fuck about these niggas' feet .

Niggas , you don't care about my feet . Just one toe . Just one black toe . I don't want to hear that shit All my life . That's dead ass shit . I don't care about that , All my life .

I've been walking . Don't nobody care about your dead teeth or your dead toes .

You ever seen a female with a black tooth ?

Yes , oh yeah , not tooth , tooth , tooth .

Yeah , black tooth , that shit makes me sad , it does , it hurts me it does .

Especially when it's up in the front .

Nah it's usually in the back and they get the cackling and you can see , that shit you can see that shit way back there yeah . Ooh , I've have seen that actually .

Like them nerds . They don't have no nerve in them In elementary school . Yeah , no , that's what I'm thinking about too . That's crazy . If you got that as an adult boy .

Nigga . How did we go there ?

That's so crazy , hey , you know . Hey , we just talk about random stuff . I know I'm just like . This nigga took me all the way back to elementary .

Let Let me think I ain't never seen that , but I see if he was a rotten T .

Hey , real quick . I'm going to bring two names up periodically . Today I'm going to talk about Celeste and Patty .

Now , I know them from work and or these streets , celeste .

Working with these streets . It was fun working with her because she's moving on to greener pastures Congratulations .

Celeste , To become blessings unto you a po-po , Pew , pew , pew . So guess what I told her ?

that we gonna say what we think about the police After police Coming straight from the . So anyway , this is for Celeste and Patty . Shout out to y'all . Shout out to Celeste and Patty . I told y'all I was going to talk about y'all and I'm going to bring something else up later in the show .

That's a sign of the police .

Whoop , whoop yeah . Hey I might want to meet this . Celeste , I got

Remember what they said Whoop , whoop , do it twice . Whoop , whoop . See , we know about the police , celeste and your homegirl Patty . They both going to be police ?

No , just Celeste , just Celeste . But One of them got nuts , and I didn't mean that in a bad way , I'm just saying you know the nuts to be the police Cause I couldn't do it . How old is she ? I definitely couldn't do it , do you know ?

Don't put that on the .

Yeah .

Don't be putting her shit out . Why not ? Cause I wanna know what ?

She's under 25 . At what age do you ?

decide to become police she under 25 .

She's in her 20s Career move .

Yeah , it's a career move .

Hey man , I seen it I almost went I almost went , then I was like how old I am .

I ain't trying to chase nobody down . Yeah , I wouldn't chase nobody down , I'd just throw the nightstick at them .

Hey slow down .

You ever been tased In honor of Celeste and Patty .

We're going to talk about becoming a policeman or a policewoman , Because this is what I told them I love cop shows .

Now I've said this before .

This is well known information .

That I think . In my mind I think I was a cop . I mean , I watch all the shows that come on , but I love watching SWAT . I'm a member , like every time I watch the show . I got the day off . That's why y'all don't watch all the shows that come on , but I love watching SWAT . See , I'm a member , like every time I watch the show .

I got the day off .

That's why y'all don't ever see me on the episode .

And like Shamar Moore is my stunt double .

What's the greatest police show , chips .

Chips . Yes , I'm going way back to Chips . I'm trying to think I can go . I can go to what Adam ? I think Adam 12 . I got Kojak Kojak .

Good Ironside . I like the NYPD . Now I'm going to tell y'all Right now .

My pop going to call me and this nigga going to name Like 20 cop shows . I told him like Listen , you know when we doing the podcast . We just don't . You know when you got time , when people talking about stuff and they got time to think of it , and then they just name stuff off . Yeah , I'm like dude . We just spitting stuff off , just like random .

I tell you what I like from way back . It was Starsky and Hutch .

I love that shit .

Hey , would you have sex with a cop ?

Hell yeah , you already know , I thought it . There's a girl in uniform , nigga , didn't you listen to me ?

earlier . He did just say that . Did he Maybe two minutes ago .

But wouldn't she work for Centos ? I don't give a fuck who she work for they wear a uniform .

I'm tearing up , not Centos .

Y' Get you a rug .

Wow , hey , she can have A cleaning uniform on . She got a rug on that . I ain't gonna say it , cause we got a woman New York .

Undercover , that's mine .

Yeah , yeah , nah , nah , what's the other one ? I just said that too , though I thought you said NYPD Blue .

He said NYPD Blue what that's your favorite New York Undercover .

Well , shit , I meant New York Undercover . My , bad , I did say NYPD .

What's the one that come on and go ? You talking about Law Order ? Yeah , law Order , that's mine . I like Law Order .

It's like 27 different variations .

I know man Hawaii Five-0 . They all good though .

Criminal Minds was my number one .

I used to wake up in the morning and want to be .

He's a night two man , it's 4.30 .

Yeah , he was Waking up to Law Order .

Man , it was a Law Order chapter .

I didn't know anybody who was excited to watch Law Order .

Until I started seeing them all . Then I was like I've seen this one before , I've seen this one before . Then I quit watching it .

Which one was Ice-T in ? He's in SVU yeah .

Is it just SVU ? It's just SVU . Law and order SVU .

I know they did and this might be like Criminal Minds , but I know they did . Criminal Intent when they put the POV from the criminal , so they had five different law and orders . Law and order SVU Criminal Intent . There's a new one out .

Is it yeah , the one .

I watch now is Cold yeah .

And like the one I watched now was the .

Cold Case . I love Cold Case . Now no she said Criminal Minds .

Oh , you know well . No , I guess those were what is the oh God Murder was the case CSI , I used to love CSI .

Yeah , yeah , yeah , that's

We about to play a game . Uh-oh , now listen . You know , on Johnny's house they got this game called the List . They play it every Friday . Now , the only reason we doing this is because we talk about cop shows . Okay , so y'all go ahead and talk amongst yourselves .

I'm going to find one Damn . I was really thinking New York Undercover when I said NYPD . Yeah , nypd Blue was good too .

I used to re-watch all that stuff because we didn't have cable , we just had ION Television .

ION plays the cuts . Ion Television they play the hits it was everything . They play the shit out of Touched by an Angel too , andy Griffin .

Yeah , oh yeah , I used to watch that too , andy .

Griffin .

Hell Rifleman was a cop . He was a share . My mama watched it , which ?

one of y'all said that you didn't like MASH . I know it's not Cop Book . Oh me . Oh , mash was a show . Hey man , I watch it now .

And I get the stuff that they talking about , but when ?

I was little .

I was like my mom didn't watch it , so every time I came in I went back outside .

I was like oh man . Now when MASH . When MASH came on that on . That was bedtime , right there .

That's when TV wasn't fun , no more .

Yeah , 9 o'clock . You know it couldn't come on before 9 because it has a suggestive language in it . Oh yeah , they did used to have that . They masked it on Certain times of the day or the evening certain TV shows couldn't be on .

So when movies came on , were y'all allowed to watch rated R movies as kids ?

Hell , nah , I couldn't even watch Porky's , and that didn't even have nothing dirty in it .

Man , yes I couldn't even watch PG-13 .

I remember going to the movies .

My mom was crazy , so I remember going religious .

No , just crazy , no , no , just batshit crazy .

Not religious , crazy , just crazy .

Just crazy .

Did she hear voices crazy ? She wasn't Carrie's mom crazy . Was she Carrie's mom crazy ?

They're all going to laugh at you .

They're all going to laugh at you . Shout out to Carrie . I remember going to the movies . My mom , my dad took us to see Fatal Attraction what .

Hell yeah , your dad took you .

Man to see Fatal Attraction what ?

Mm-mm . Hell yeah , your dad took you , man , my parents , yeah , and your mom .

I know we had that VHS tape in the house . How old were you ? I can't remember 12 ? Man , I don't know you old enough .

I don't know how many times I done watched that movie .

Man that shit Fire .

Boy oh boy .

What's that ?

Fatal Attraction . Oh yeah , sharon Stone , yeah .

Mm-hmm .

What about , maybe one of white girls ?

Snow Bunnies . Hey , nah , mine was Michelle Pfeiffer . Yeah , when she played Catwoman .

Oh .

That's your white woman crush , Nah that was my first boner , for sure . And then it was Fatal Attraction , he said ooh , mama .

What's this feeling ? I got down there . Something is going wrong .

Something's going on .

I'm feeling a table sensation .

We might be bad influences . Why are we bad ?

influences . No , I was saying reverting back to what you were saying about us two weeks ago , when you was talking about us .

Oh yeah , yeah , I told you they are a bad influence . He might be right and they got bad mouths , especially Joe .

I'm keeping it clean today .

Yeah , he's dressed in all white . And how's he dressed , jess ? I mean he has to keep his golf length with him .

How's he keep his golf ? You dressed Jess , I'm in .

I'm in .

Go . He has to get his golf , like with you . How's he take his golf , hey man Four ? Golf clap everyone , golf clap , hey y'all .

I'm looking civilized . Would you like any Grey Poupon ?

Come on , oh my goodness .

Hey , Steve probably got out in the Rolls Royce .

Hey , it's okay , Nah you clean , that's all good .

It was just a Mercedes .

Hey , it's warm out . You got to wear reflective clothing All right , y'all ready .

Yeah , let's do it . What's ? The game Hold on . We need some game show music . Let me see some what you're not .

Some tapping . There you go , there you go , no , no , no , Dun dun , da-da-da-dun dun dun , because you know if you play it yourself .

Messed up the whole thing . You don't have to pay nobody . Okay , favorite TV game show ? Then Remember Joker's Wild . Joker's Wild Let me see here . No Price is Right . Price is Right . Okay , I got something for you , Jeff . Family Feud is the best . Price is Right . Okay , I got something for you , Jeff .

I love , price is Right .

Price is Right is good . Yeah , that's the best . Have you seen old , old episodes of Family Feud when the guy kissed all the women ? Oh my God , oh , all the women , old episodes he would be going to jail .

He'd be under the jail right now .

Before Steve Harvey , because Steve Harvey couldn't kiss his wife's head .

Huh , I was thinking that , and that's not necessarily a game show .

Whose line is it anyways ?

But it's not really a game show .

But it's still kind of yeah , Wayne , Brady Drew carrying him . Yeah , it's kind of . Yeah , that was funny that was a good show too .

What's the one he's on now ? Let's Make a Deal .

Oh yeah , he is on . Yeah , but I mean it's an older show .

And my mom actually loves that shit too .

Yeah , I don't like that shit . I like Wayne Brady .

I know I like Wayne .

Brady , but I don't like the show you don't like . Let's Make a Deal .

No , no Price is right .

I like Vanna White ain't still doing it is she ?

No , no , she sure is Really .

I thought she retired too , no , Vanna . White is still there . Yeah , Vanna White's still there .

And she got a pay raise . Yeah , oh damn , ryan Seacrest is there . Yeah , shout out to Vanna White . Vanna is still there , still looking good . She just touched the number . She can touch me .

She's a lot younger than I thought she'd be . How old is she ? 68 .

Oh , vanna White is 68? . Mm-hmm , you thought she was like in her 70s , huh , pushing 80 at least , but she looking good . Hey , what letter do you want her ?

to touch . She is looking good .

Touch the T , touch the T .

How many Ds ?

Touch the D .

I'd like to buy a vowel .

You want a vowel . Ah I , how many D's Touch the D I like to buy a vowel .

You want a vowel Ah , I'm going to move still .

We off the road , we off the road , you're safe over here .

See what you walked into . I'm sorry .

See , Superman hasn't been here for a minute ?

I sure haven't . I haven't been here for a couple weeks , yeah , where you been . Yeah , I was out of town , man . You know my daughters daughters plural were graduating . Didn't even know the other one was graduating because , hold on , man , before you judge me , see , before judgment is passed , it's supposed to be a judgment free zone . Look , I'm a great dad .

Yeah and so she was like I it like on the side , as you know and so she was like I just graduate , when I graduate .

And then she ended up graduating at the same time that my other daughter was graduating , who was going to school to be a doctor ? Well , a doctor , nurse , anesthetist damn .

I can't even spell that anesthesiologist anesthetist that's the that I know .

Anesthetist that's the proper title . I know because I did this shit .

Anesthetist , spell it , use it in a sentence .

A-N my daughter is now a clitesthetist Doctor . Nurse of anesthetist , of anesthetology .

That deserves a golf clap . So all you , yes , congratulations this black queen .

Has done her thing . And then my other daughter . She graduated , too , from University of Colorado , and her job was paying for it . That's why she didn't Really say nothing about it .

I'm cool .

Guess who's not a doctor , me , me neither I'm bowing there and we going to graduation .

I'm a doctor . Salute to you , sir , for doing what You're supposed to do . I'm a relationship doctor , they call me doctor of love .

I retired him for a while . He ain't been here in a couple years , having the kids do better than you . L-u-v Right , I know right , that's all I said Just do better than me so no , listen here . Listen , here's the thing right here . It's fantastic . But I give advice , like shout out , to my man , kevin samuels .

No , I'm still looking at it .

No , you can't , that's cheap .

I'm still on Vanna White .

You asked me a question . Every single cop show I've ever seen leaves my memory .

So the top like of all time .

Yes , I'm trying to say Okay , so where we start that you want to start ?

Yes , no , I don't even remember any cop show , just put a name out .

Just I'm gonna say Columbo Columbo .

Columbo is good .

Oh , the shield .

Okay , you know what ? That's number 22 . The Shield , oh yeah .

Out of how many 25 .

Okay , all right , steve Yoga .

Matlock oh , I hated Matlock . You talk about a show I couldn't stand .

It was a lawyer show .

It was a lawyer slash cop show .

In the heat of the night . I hated that show too .

Yeah , I'm just show . It was a lawyer slash cop show In the heat of the night . I hated that show too . Yeah , I'm just guessing , it had to go way back .

You already got two options .

I only got one .

You did two , he did one .

We're going around one .

You can do movies too . Okay , oh , now you want to do movies ? Go ahead , jess , it's got to be the motherfucking .

What's your mccoy ?

I'm telling you what's that one movie okay that is a lawyer show , though .

Yeah , it is low show .

Okay , I do a real hey , wait real quick I'm gonna listen , I'm gonna let y'all get more guesses , but look , I'm gonna let y'all know right now . Just think of cops period .

I got another one .

It might not be a straight cop show , but it might be a cop show . Okay , if you get what I'm saying , yeah , all right .

Okay .

Okay .

I got you .

Hold on .

We ain't back around to you yet . You already lost your .

Oh man , I lost my time . I'm just going to go with the original cops . I liked cops .

I used to watch that all the time .

Okay , I completely forgot about Cops .

But I don't know if that's considered .

So Jess lost her time , just Jess lost her turn . Bad boys , bad boys .

How come she get another one and I don't get another one ? That's messed up .

No we got to go back around . That's a double standard . We're going back around . Hey Steve , oh , he ain't even gone yet .

Hey , wait , which one did you say first , colombo ?

is 20 . Yeah , you said , the Shield is 22 .

Okay .

Yeah , the .

Shield is 22 . Alright , i'ma go with .

It ain't your turn .

It ain't your turn yet . Who turn is it ?

It's Bosco's turn . It's Jess turn . I got the list .

He's the one with the list .

That wouldn't make sense .

I'ma say yeah , you're right , it's your turn .

Miami Vice Ooh , that's a good one Miami Vice , that on here .

Oh , I got one too . Oh , what's it ?

called .

No cheating .

I'm over here messing up . Miami Vice is number 10 .

So you're in the lead right now . Alright , cool , cool .

So it don't have to be a TV show oh man , it could be a movie Training day .

Oh , that was my guess no Damn .

Training day .

Oh , that was my guess , motherfucker , that was my guess no . Ah , damn , that's two for me .

One for y'all . I got one fool .

National Lampoon's Vacation ? That ain't no damn cop show . Wait a minute . Wait a minute , not the one . Police Academy .

Police Academy yeah .

Damn . I don't know if mine counts as a cop show .

Just spill it .

Psych . Y'all remember that I like Psych , I like Psych .

Is Psych on there .

That's more of a detective show , it's still a cop .

It's still a type of cop . One more guess and then I'll show y'all the list . Hold on , okay , so we going back around again I'm blanking now .

So what'd you say ? I said Police Academy Training Day isn't on there . Damn , it should be , it should be . Oh , I got a movie .

Wait , your turn , go ahead , go ahead , okay .

It's not her , mine anyway . It's so cool I know , Mine's better than all yours .

The Wire , even if it's not on the list . That is a good guess . Is it on there ? 25 . Motherfucker , that's three for me . I'm on the list all three times . All right Shit .

Okay , that's usually not a good thing .

Right , all right . Damn Steve , damn Steve , over here cheating , put that damn phone down he does look a little Treacherous over there , don't he ? Alright , nigga , stop looking at me , making me nervous . Come on , nigga , come on you got five seconds .

Five seconds Alright .

Shit .

I'm just kidding , damn , come on , spit it out , fuck it . I'm gonna just go NYPD blue . Yeah , that's all I was gonna say . That one , that's gotta All right , shit Damn .

Come on , spit it out , fuck it , I'm going to just go .

Nypd Blue yeah , that's all I was going to say , that one that's got to be on there .

It's got to be on there . That's got to be top 10 . That's a big time show .

Number 13 . Number 13 . Okay .

I'm top 15 .

All right , what was the movie's name where the cops were like rangers ? It was like a funny movie , super .

Trooper , super Trooper .

I was thinking that too , I was thinking that too .

That ain't on there either . Nope , that's four for three man we're talking about best cop shows . Man , that was the best cop show man . That shit Was so hilarious .

I was thinking that too . Who was the show ?

Oh , reno 9-1-1 , reno 9-1-1 , was that on there , yeah ?

that one . Oh , that's not on there . Oh , dang man , I was saying , yeah , reno 9-1-1 . You know , everybody had to see that . Alright , jess One more .

That shit was so funny you said we wouldn't guess it .

Oh well , it's not going to be a top 10 . It's not even going to be a top 50 .

It might be top 25 .

Paul Blart , the mall cop Mitch Paul Blart the mall cop Don't even look at it .

You're right , that's like 501 .

What type of girl you want to take to your mama house .

Let's go back to family food . I think you might be the only one , is it up there ?

I told y'all , I told y'all , we're going to look at you like Steve Harvey would look at you , it's my top ten . Is it up there Just because it's your top ten . We asked 100 normal people . I don't dare . You got to think like a normal person . That's not possible , steve .

Oh , she said that's not possible , oh man .

You don't met me , so give us a Alright , we're gonna go Bottom to the top . I already got 25 25 is the wire , okay . 24 Hill Street Blues . Oh yeah , I already got 25 . 25 is the Wire , okay . 24 , hill Street .

Blues . Oh yeah , I would have probably guessed Blue Street before that 23 is Homicide , Life on the Street .

Yeah , 22 is the Shield .

Okay you said that one 21, .

Cagney and Lacey Okay , 20 , columbo .

I got that one . Well , Starsky and Hutch can't be on there . They on there 19 Naked City . I don't remember that one .

Who . That must have been on HBO .

Oh yeah , it's from 1958 to 1963 . Never mind , no wonder , southland . I used to watch Southland . Damn , I was thinking Modern too . Hey , listen , I'm going to tell you this Did you watch Southland ? No , nobody watched Southland . Okay , I watched Badlands Story time I did too .

I don't know who you're talking about now the tall , dark-skinned dude , yep , yep , damn , he was a good actor man , and that man that's crazy as hell .

His wife must have cheated on him . He couldn't handle it . Man , I have no idea , just let her go .

I actually did hear that story .

Yeah , yeah , so 17 is Police Squad .

How you gonna tell me Police Academy ain't on there 16 , True Detective .

Oh , that was gonna be my next one .

That was .

HBO , wasn't it .

Yeah , 15 , barney Miller .

Oh , come on man , seriously , 14 . Barney .

Miller Luther Luther .

I started watching Luther . I never finished it . I didn't know that was a cop show .

Yeah , he's a cop . I thought it was like supernatural type shit 13 , because you're thinking of Lucifer , lucifer . That might be it . That's what they got . Yeah , yeah , but also Luke Cage .

When I thought Luther , I thought Luther Vandross Luke .

Cage is on one of them . Supernatural shows .

Oh is he . Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah .

I watched that . Didn't somebody say NYPD Blue 13 Justified is 12 .

Crime Story is 11 .

Miami Vice is 10 . Mod Squad is 9 . 21 Jump Street 21 .

Jump Street is 8 .

Come on , man remember I said it could be a movie or a TV show .

Think about 21 Jump Street . Which one ? No , this is the TV series . Okay , this is the TV series . Guaranteed , it was going to be the TV show .

Law and Order , of course .

SWAT , the SWAT and nobody .

The one from the 80s , and nobody said Swat yeah .

You didn't say it either .

I know , that's what I just said . Nobody said .

Swat , not the current one yeah , brooklyn , brooklyn , nine-nine oh .

Brooklyn Nine-Nine .

I like Brooklyn Nine-Nine . That's funny .

Damn .

Yeah .

Brooklyn .

Nine Number three or number two , number five , number five Okay , sledgehammer was number four .

I don't remember . I remember Sledgehammer . I've never heard of that Kojak . He had that big gun .

I was thinking Kojak .

Starsky and Hutch was number three . See , you should have said it . I know , man , the Unusuals . Never heard of it . This is from 2009 . 2009 .

That's number two .

Is that the dudes ? That and number one was Dragnet from 1967 .

Oh , dragnet , yeah , I forgot that one .

They tried to redo that a little bit too , didn't they ? I ? Thought so Never heard of a lot of these I never heard of . I heard of Dragnet , yeah , but In the Heat of the Night wasn't in there huh , nope , damn In the Heat of the Night was not on here , hey . So there you go , right there .

That's our game time .

Actually , that list was on IMDb .

Wasn't that Kojak ? Oh wow , okay , kojak with the black shoes , that's real movie nerds , hey , because what else I would have said too ? I would have said the Equalizer , yeah , the Queen , latifah , no , the original , the original , but I don't think he wasn't a cop , though .

No , he was an ex yeah Military . He was like special forces or something .

I'm surprised none of the CSIs Was in there .

Ex CIA . That's what he was . Is Queen Latifah ?

even a cop In the Equalizer series .

No , she got a cop friend oh .

She's like Clearly , I've never watched it , right ? Oh , I watched that shit .

I watched that I like to see girls kick ass .

I heard it's getting canceled .

It might be , I'm just saying I watch it .

I see how he did that . How many seasons has it gotten you being positive and he just it's gone . Okay , it's gone .

Let it go . I mean , I heard it's getting canceled .

There's no more .

I mean , he is the player , haters ball .

You know what Hat show , you know what Haters gonna do .

Haters gonna hate , hate , hate , hate , hate , hate , hate , hate , hate . You know where that's from . You don't watch , you never . You watch Dave Chappelle's show . It is just called Chappelle's show , Not the just Chappelle's show . You got homework to do Missy . Every time she's on this show , y'all give her homework .

Yeah , that's why I'm like damn , we just gonna talk about the what's your name ?

Let her be white , god damn it . Chappelle's show is classic .

I did last week's homework . Teachable moment .

So now you got homework for next week you got three seasons of Chappelle . So to watch . Let's talk about your last week's homework Transition go .

Sinners , it was good . I'm about to go watch it again tonight . I can't go tonight . I watch it twice .

I watch it twice . I go see that a third time .

That shit has layers , can you talk about it without talking about it , can you ?

Can you do that ? I mean the Statue of Limitations now , nah nah nah , still in the theaters , man , still in theaters .

You can't talk about it yet .

Hey , you like to ruin movies for people , huh , but I'm just saying it's been out for a month but it's not even streaming yet . It's still in the theaters . Hey , you gotta realize .

Everybody is not . Don't have money .

To go to the movies and stuff . So some people are waiting for it To stream .

I might go see it again . It's gonna be streaming this weekend .

I have one thing to say , and one thing only I would've been outside .

I would've been .

Out .

Oh , we know I would have ran out that door . Oh , to become one .

We know you would have been outside why I would have been out .

I would have been the first one . We know you would have been the first one , I'd be like you got me .

I'd be like , hey , hey , y'all going to ? Let me back in .

I got to go pee .

Let me .

You do kind of look like I'm not giving nothing away . Man , what is ?

that girl . She was beautiful . I'm going to say one thing .

That's Josh Allen's fiance .

One thing man , I'll break that family .

Who was the ? He's going to go play tennis ? Can you throw a ball 80 , 90 yards , can you no ?

I can't on john matt , hey with josh allen right with josh allen right now one thing I'm gonna say , and this isn't a spoiler . If you know vampire lore , you know this already . The dope thing that they did Was bring back the invitation .

Yeah , that was dope as hell , I love that Right Like a long time ago .

Yeah .

Alright , yeah .

You know I helped to be invited , and that is all I'm going to say .

So that was funny man . It was a funny ass movie , but you loved the movie .

I loved it . Thank you for doing your homework . We appreciate it .

You get an A I'm going to watch it again .

I'm going to give you an A+ . You watched it twice .

I'm going to watch it twice .

Okay , then we're giving you an A++ To watch it thrice , not a spoiler , but stay for the post-second .

Sounds like a spoiler to me .

Yes , not just the first after credit scene .

See , I only saw the first one .

Oh , you got to take him . You got to go do it again . You got to watch the game . I already know what it is .

What's the second one ? You got to watch the whole thing .

Tell me what the second one is Wait , hold on .

I'm trying to think .

You got to watch the whole thing , it's just like the Avengers .

No , listen , when she told me when she came today , she was like I heard it before and somebody . I was like , hey , how many post-credit scenes was it ? She said two .

I said damn Damn I missed one .

I saw the very first one . I didn't see the second one . Oh , the one where .

No , I did see the second one .

So you did watch he about to . He wants that dumbass hat . He want that dumbass hat . I didn't say he wants that shit . We were about to talk about something .

We gonna turn that upside down and just put it on his head .

I don't give a damn .

So I saw the first one , our lady . The second one I didn't see .

Jordan , fuck this thing up .

But I heard that you need to stay for two .

I know what it is now because she told me , and usually nowadays , the lights won't come up .

The lights don't come up until it's done . The lights weren't up . I stayed until all the lights came up and the credits was gone . Have you noticed that ?

Ever since Marvel started putting hella scenes in their movies the lights just stop . They'll come on once everything is done , but before that , nah , they're not . All that movie taught me was to stay to the end .

Stay to the end , my friend hey .

Great movie . What's up ?

It was good I saw Until Dawn .

Oh , you did . I didn't see that .

Okay , it's a video game movie . I'm so behind . Yeah , until Dawn .

I'm going to go see the Accountant tomorrow .

I know the game , but I haven't seen it . I didn't even know it was a video game , but I think I may want to buy it . The movie , no , the video game . But what I want to do , though I want to put the cheat codes in there they still got cheat codes , dude . If you just sit up here and Google , it'll pop up on YouTube .

I feel like video games , like movies that turn into video games , or games that turn into movies or shows , are really like the Last of Us . Y'all seen that ? Yeah , uh-uh , it's good . Huh you rich . I don't have that it's good . So they turned that . It's a show on HBO , but it's based off of video games , which is why you rich .

You just use other people's streaming platform .

I don't have rich friends . Jess , I'm sorry , just got to get a fire stick . I don't have HBO .

Get a fire stick ?

Yeah , no we don't oh yeah , I forgot , and it's not HBO . Hey , just see me afterwards hey man have you seen Minecraft Speaking of that ? No See , that was a good movie , man .

Did you go ?

see it .

Yeah , I took the grandkids to go see it . See , I didn't want to go see it because I heard all the people throwing stuff .

Man them grandkids in there laughing and cracking up . All the kids was laughing , they throwing popcorn .

It's a certain point in the movie to where I guess everybody go crazy and then they start throwing popcorn and throwing stuff

Is it part of the movie experience ? Do you have to do this ? No , you don't have to . No , you know me .

I'm an iron . I mean , okay , hold on , let me take it back , because I rule with an iron fist . You know me , I'm an iron . I mean , okay , hold on , let me take it back , because I rule with an iron thumb , iron fist . I was like sit your ass down , we don't operate like that . But our kids was in the back .

That's how you're supposed to talk to your kid , right ?

Right , yeah , I got them all under control .

You look at him , but he don't want to .

I was like we don't participate in that and you say it Between your teeth Like this If you don't sit your Motherfucking nerves hey man , they saw the white of my eyes In that dark room .

Sit your ass down .

Hell yeah Damn . There really are Still cheat codes out there . That's dope .

So wait , so is it cheat codes For Until Dawn ? Oh , I just , I just typed in Cheat .

Codes .

Man it's .

Cheat Codes for Madden . Come on , man , why you think .

I got a 99? .

I made myself a 99 , 99 , 99 , 99 .

Oh I made listen , I'm going to tell you right now .

Oh , I put Cheat Codes for GTA 5 .

I've never lost a game . I won six Super Bowls .

He got six rings .

This is my seventh year . I've already broke Tom Brady's touchdown record . Oh my goodness .

I don't care if I play on rookie , it's my game . Who cares Right ?

Don't ask , that's good .

I remember when what you call it Xbox Live first came out and I got that shit , see , I was a little rich back then , not no more . I got that shit , see , I was a little rich back then , not no more . I got that shit , man . That shit was a whole new world that I did not want any more . Parts of People on the internet are fucking mean .

For real . Yeah , see , I don't even get on Damn , I don't play on the internet at all . That's because of that .

But see , that all started with the whole PC thing , like with Doom .

No what was that ?

What's the ?

other one Halo .

Call of Duty , Call of Duty All those games started coming out on PC and people was talking .

Hey , fucker , don't kill me .

Hey , when little kids be talking shit .

I'm going to fuck you up . They be talking so much shit , Hell yeah , I was like man , this little eight-year-old how this motherfucker going to get over here and just come shoot me in behind Like headshot , bam , like that .

And they're trying to teabag you , right .

I'm like , god damn , you're a badass kid . Yeah man , they bad .

Oh yeah , where they make their little character jump over your face . They do a little thing and be , like eh eh eh , eh , and they're making that sound too on the mic .

For real , they get you . They do that for real man they do that shit for real .

I know they do talk crazy . I heard yeah , Bad ass kids , man yeah .

And you know some of the people playing with , Playing with little kids , Right , and I heard sometimes too these little kids got bad mouths and be saying something oh , they be real bold and stuff Very bad .

Yeah , like I said , kids' balls ain't even dropped . Yet talking about some , suck my dick , that's crazy .

I remember one time I took Are you .

Why do you even know what that means ? Little ?

Timmy .

So my son was playing Fortnite or one of those games oh shit , or one of those games . I was like give me your headset , let me see what they're saying . I put it on . I'm like God damn it .

I was like oh , I was pledging his first .

I was like oh my .

God .

Oh my God , it's great when you make them start crying and their parents get on the mic .

They're like that's why you're fat too , you're talking to a seven year old .

I hope you're happy .

Why ? Yes , I am .

Happy as hell , fuck you and that kid man , drop both of y'all in y'all head .

Hey , little Timmy needs to wash his mouth off with soap . You know it's bad too , because you can't see nobody , so that's almost like these thumb thugs that be sitting up here putting all their . You know these people that leave comments and do all that stuff . They're not even real people .

You really cannot go into a comment section on any kind of post without seeing some kind of argument .

Isn't that funny , though , to read .

I'm sitting there .

I'm like you're really arguing over this .

That shit gets tiring .

I don't even comment on anything .

I don't post on anything I don't comment on anything .

It's entertaining .

I've gotten in the habit of at least commenting to the person . You can ask the person to post the shit . Actually does see the comments , and if somebody responds to me I don't even bother to respond to them , but I just look at training shit anyway , which still somehow leads into a fucking argument .

Exactly . Well , everything leads into an argument hey man , hey man , you can't do box squats .

You can't do box squats without touching the box .

Your form is wrong , homie .

How much you bench , how much I bench , how much you bench , how much I bench , how much you bench . Nah , really , really , it does boil down to that bullshit .

I bench 125 , nikki , what , what Pump your chest Post .

your physical fitness fits on .

Oh , I can bench .

How much you bench .

I can bench about 15 pounds , that's about what I get Good . I'm kidding Steve . Go home , Take your tennis outfit and get out .

Go find your doubles partner .

You're telling me to take my tennis racket off .

Yes , Take your pickleball tennis golf .

Oh shit that was a perfect weight .

Go sing in the choir somewhere else . How did you know that ?

was a perfect weight 15 pounds . I'm sorry y'all , I sing in the choir somewhere else . How did you know ? How did you know that was a perfect weight 15 pounds ?

I'm sorry y'all , I set myself up for that one .

So did See . Welcome back , Super J . Your man is in the building .

And you know it See .

Can't take him nowhere man that was hard , not even hot you can't even leave him at home .

I'm surprised he didn't comment on your nails .

He did when he got in here . They feel nice .

I was there , I was there .

I told you man .

I was just coming from out there , I'm already feeling pumped . Wait , where did we ?

end . What do we got here ?

Oh my god , do you like long nails ? Do I like long ?

nails . No , I don't like to be scratched . I told you , man , you already know , man , I don't deal , I'm not good with I like what they do though .

Yeah , you know what I'm saying Digging your back , see ?

I don't like that crap . I'll be like hey , hey , hey , what you doing .

There was . There were a few times .

Now I gotta tie you up the ribs were a little sore .

I'm like God damn Just taking my shirt off , hurt .

See no no .

I'll be the tighter ass up .

She still starts .

I do work now .

I whip up so quick , putting that hog tie .

She be like Damn you did that shit fast . What in the Boy Scout BDSM shit Is going on over there ? Hog tie nobody .

He's like , and that that's what we call A three loop . What you know about that ?

three loop not .

Oh shit , yes , sir , steve got his Eagle Scout badge .

I lost the key , but it's a rope .

He's like just pull it , just pull it .

Just chew through it , chew through that shit .

Oh my god .

Y'all are off the rails . You started it .

We're tied to the rails .

Whoa , whoa , whoa we .

Yeah , it's a group . I ain't going by myself .

I ain't letting you tie me up .

I'm not tying you somebody else up .

We all get tied . Man oh , man See what was I like .

Remember who was that on the On the railroad tracks all the time Do those police outfits ? Come with rope .

Why would a police ?

outfit . Come with rope . They come with handcuffs . What if ?

it's like Indiana Jones they need rope for something .

Indiana Jones ain't a cop . Indiana Jones don't have a rope . Well , no , he's not , but he don't have rope .

What if they get in a situation ?

What would they need a rope for ?

They got handcuffs and a nightstick . No , I hate you so much Okay .

Goodbye .

Jess has left the building , no Come back .

Jess .

Come back , I'm just playing . You know , I'm just playing .

We got some upcoming movies to talk about . This has been the movie edition . Y'all know that's what we like to do , and I just saw a movie . I forgot Kerry Washington , oh , shadow Force . I forgot Kerry Washington , oh yeah , shadow .

Force . Yeah , that looks good . I know it's already out .

That came out this week , thunderbolts , is still out .

I think I'll wait for it .

Just came back to the table and gave the gas face to the .

Thunderbolts or .

Flight I agree , I heard Thunderbolts was actually good .

Now , bosco , you've gone on record to say You're not the harshest critic . I'm not , but guess what ?

I'ma go see it and I will let y'all know .

He's probably Gonna say it was good .

Juliet and Romeo I don't know what it's about .

Is that the it's supposed ? Is that the ? Uh ? Nevermind , let me not .

It's supposed to be the new Romeo and Juliet , so it's the .

Juliet and Romeo obviously sinners . That bitch , hey . But look here's one right here . It said clowns in the cornfield . I don't know if that's scary or not .

That sounds like y' that sounds like it , but guess what ?

Y'all know we like to play trailers , so the feature trailer this week will be Clowns in the Cornfield . We just got to look at it . Everybody entertain themselves until I find it .

Oh .

Clowns in the .

Cornfield oh , I see it now . Okay , what about Rosario ? That's a horror , huh .

What's Rosario about ?

Coming to that Zephyr .

Weren't we talking about ?

Rosario last week oh you were .

Here's the trailer , probably right after this advertisement .

This message is being brought to you by . What about ?

Fight or Flight ? Did we talk about it already ?

Yeah , it is really cool .

Where did you get it from ? I'm OG Kettle Springs baby . I got all kinds of stuff . Does it work ? Og Kettle Springs .

Try it .

Pop goes , the Weezer goes , the Weezer goes , look out .

They're really big on tradition around here . Every year there's this parade where everyone gathers around a friend of Lot , friend of it's the clown on all the Bay Pen corn syrup labels .

He's practically local legend Smile , philly girl , you're about to become a sensation .

Be , careful who you hang out with . There's some real weirdos at this stop down hey , ginger , you okay . There's a psycho dressed up like Frendo trying to kill us . Call 911 . Where's the button , jen ? What is this ? What is this ? What kind of phone is this ?

They got a rotary phone Hmm .

Oh shit , that came out today . Oh my God , oh my God , oh my .

God , oh my God , oh my God , oh my God , oh my God , oh my God , oh my God .

Hey , I really like that slashes are coming back .

That looks good . I got one question . I just wonder Did the black dude die first ?

No , they don't do that , no more . Oh , they don't .

He always survives . Now , Either he survives or he makes it to . Did the black dude die first ? No , they don't do that no more .

Oh they don't , yeah , no , they don't have a black dude . He always survives . Now , either he survives or he makes it to the third act . Oh , okay , okay .

They died at a mature age . I don't understand slashers , though , because like , why are you guys running away ? I'm going to try to kill you back . You're going to try to kill me .

I will try to kill you back . You're a fighter . You got some hood in you , that's good .

That is seriously the question that comes to mind every time I watch Scream . I will kill you back .

You mean you're going to throw chainsaw at me ? Why am I running from a motherfucker with a knife ? No , me first . Or a chainsaw , or a chainsaw .

Like strengthen numbers . Motherfucker , you Don't run together , and he's going to pick us up one by one . That's like the gorilla .

Everybody pick up a pitchfork or a shovel or something . Fight back right . Hey , real quick . Just like we mentioned last week strength in numbers , not the gorilla . They said a gorilla can bench press 4,200 pounds .

Really Nigga A hundred men ain't going to do shit to that gorilla . He's going to fuck some gorillas up , I think it depends who the men are , unless they got weapons . I'm talking about hand-to-hand combat 4,200 pound hand-to-hand combat He'll rip some people apart .

One strike from a gorilla's hand could crush a human skull . Yeah , I agree , exactly so . 100 men , you gotta come out with waves .

Y'all all got to go at him at the same time ?

No , you can't go . So are you going first ? Hell , no .

Exactly , exactly .

So who going to go first ? I'm going to be the ring leader . I'm like , all right , ready , attack , attack . This one dude broke it down really good . It's going to be like Kung Fu they got to wear them .

Those are the sacrificial lambs , cannon fodder . So basically you send the guys that's on death row or you send the guys that's in prison for life and like , if you make it past this , you make it past King Kong .

Nigga you free , you free . You said all the narcissists . No , we ain't talking about King Kong .

They all think they can kill him .

I know , but this is a silverback gorilla . What'd you say ? We ain't talking about King Kong .

We talking about I know , but I'm just saying silverback gorilla , you might as well call his ass King Kong .

No or Harambe Nigga .

King Kong is Was nice I know , but I'm just saying 30 feet tall .

Hey , real talk .

Gorillas are actually peaceful creatures . Yeah , they have people going walking past them and everything yeah they be out there . It was like just , it's just like when you get by them you need to kneel , yeah , Like , get lower than them Like dogs , do you ?

know how dogs turn over .

And then like Show their belly . Yeah , they won't mess with you or whatever . See , I told you my favorite species is gorillas and chimps , probably because I used to watch BJ and the Bear . If y'all don't know what it is , look it up .

But he had a pet monkey , bj in the title .

Oh my God , hey , getting back to these movies I got a movie recommendation for y'all . I'm done , since we , on the topic of slashers , bj in the bear , look it up .

I got one more scary movie too .

Y'all ever heard of this movie called In a Violent Nature ? Y'all ever heard of this movie called In a Violent ? Nature so it's a slasher told from the perspective of the killer . Oh is it . Yeah , no music , just ambient sound .

It's just him sneaking around .

Yeah , it's just him sneaking around Just murking everybody . Right , it's dope . What is it on ?

That's cool , I know Shudder produced it Shout out to Shudder hey , because Shudder did . Yeah , I saw , that . You know , there's also a movie called Rosario .

That's what Steve was saying . It looks good In a Violent Nature , is on Hulu In a Violent Nature and , of course , Prime obviously .

Can you ?

watch it for free on anything . You can probably watch it for free on YouTube , I mean Hulu .

You got Hulu .

I do have Hulu .

I got a friend who has Hulu , you got rich .

You got rich , friends , I got rich all of a sudden y'all . Man , you went from nothing .

I done . Came up y'all To Hulu , went

Y'all . You went from nothing To Hulu , Went from mopping the floors to the fries .

Okay , but why is he wearing the outfit ? Is so stupid ? If you're going to be a killer , at least have a killer outfit Like why are you out here ?

No pun intended people in ugly-ass overalls . You gotta be discreet and some Uggs . You ugly ass overalls , you gotta be discreet and some Uggs . You also gotta watch the movie to understand it .

I'm not even just talking about that . I'm talking about most of the movies . Why are you dressing up as a clown ? What's the point ?

Because clowns are scary .

I'd be scared of anybody who's trying to kill me .

I don't care what you're dressed in . You could be a homeless looking motherfucker .

That scares me more .

A normal person Like a normal looking person Would scare me more , I think .

Look raggedy and shit Than a clown .

Yes , because a clown . You're already on edge , You're already suspecting something You're already waiting for it . You're already like okay , so .

I'm going to keep my eyes on this person , but somebody who dresses up all normal and stuff you're not going to have your eyes on him .

It's a clown with evil eyes .

She has a point that's scary .

Bundy , what if it's a clown with ?

a nice face clown . A what A nice face clown .

It's like it had an evil eye . You know like you look at it .

It had a lazy , did not focus .

Which one of us you gonna kill first ?

Why am I talking to this damn clown ?

Why are people afraid of clowns . Are you afraid of clowns ? No , no , I'm not . Me neither Are you afraid of clowns . Nah , is your brother afraid of clowns ? I don't think so , steve .

You hesitated . I'm not .

Wait , is it Ronald McDonald ?

I'm just like it's a person dressed up with makeup .

Yeah .

Oh fuck him up .

No , it's people that , yeah , they're like , truly deathly afraid of clowns .

I remember as a kid going to a couple of birthday parties at McDonald's and Ronald McDonald was there and I remember a couple kids like crying . I didn't understand . You know we were young , I didn't understand . I'm like I didn't understand . You know we were young , I didn't understand . I'm like what the hell are they crying for ? That's Ronald McDonald .

I was just about to say that you know , what I'm scared of is the animatronics . I cannot do that .

Like Chuck E Cheese .

I cannot do Chuck E Cheese .

Hey , who saw Five Nights at Freddy's .

I did no , but I know the game . I've seen people play it .

I've never seen it or played it , so I just know it was a horror game . I played that , but animatronics are my thing .

No , especially in water . No , in water we are so good , we are so good no .

Animatronics in water ? Yeah , where at when ?

Like they have some in , like they had the Jaws ride at Disney , whatever the hell oh , Universal For Universal .

yeah , she rich .

I've never been there , that's why .

I didn't know where it was . I've never even seen it . I've never even heard of it ?

No , but I'm just not cool with things that are in water in general , but animatronics in water .

So you don't like water , you don't like to swim Do you swim I was a swimmer in high school .

Oh , so you swim like a guppy . I like water .

Yeah , I like water too .

Would you go on a submarine ?

No .

You wouldn't go on a submarine .

No , absolutely the fuck no .

But you go on a boat , no .

I've been on a boat .

But you've been on a boat . That don't make sense then .

Not in the ocean .

Help me make sense . I know , help me make sense you love water , but you don't want to go on a boat .

I love water , but I don't like what's in open water . I like swimming , I like the pool , I like all that , but open water no .

Have you ever seen open water ?

A couple times . Twice , is it any good ? I ?

don't know , I was little . I don't fucking know .

You know it's a movie right , not messing with it , not going past my ankles .

We know that . We already know I got my feet wet .

We good , you will only see Bosco at the Lazy River .

See y'all there .

Maybe even a jacuzzi .

Where he can stand up and the water don't go past his knees at wall waves .

That's it . What is this ? The splash pool .

With the little kids , like I'll be right there .

I'll be right there . Hey , it's all done .

Boom . Little kids Push all the kids out the way , Absolutely .

It's coming back around , absolutely .

Would you go in the wave pool ? Yeah , I used to always go in Geogolay . Listen , I don't like the ocean . How ?

about lake , so you go in a lake .

Yeah .

I'm not going deep . No , what I'm saying , I'm not going past my ankles .

You guys have not seen River Monsters .

Catfish as big as me .

Yeah , I'm definitely not going in the lake Nope .

Hey , do you know ? Lake Erie kills people . Any water . Google Lake Erie . Any water I can't see the bottom Lake , pleasant kill people .

I'm not going Lake Pleasant kill people If I can't see the bottom . Lake Pleasant kill people .

People go missing all the time up there , tell them how them Great Lakes are when we from .

Oh man , we don't fucking around in them . Great .

Lakes Like Superior and Lake .

Michigan .

Lake Erie , oh man . Damn damn lakes . If you in Lake Erie . I'm telling you because when you think of lake , you probably think of like Roosevelt .

This is a big ass ocean lake .

No it looks like yeah exactly , it's an ocean lake . You don't see the other side , you sure don't ? It goes to .

Canada 21 deaths per year . Easy Lake , erie , easy .

Hey , I'd be one of them . That'd be the news .

Hey , we got a missing Missing swimmer .

He jumped in to swim .

He used to kill many people back in the day , damn Mason , and then they used to have clubs like right on the water . So you know people used to sit up here and get tipsy . Yep Fall in or drive their boat up to the club trying to fall .

And he's a good swimmer , he's on the swim team . I don't know where he went , yeah .

But you .

Lake .

Mead . Exactly , I did make the mistake Lake .

Mead it says Lake Mead , with 317 deaths recorded from 2007 to 2024 . Wow , 317 .

Damn .

Where is ?

Lake Mead , that's right up there .

Well , people do stupid shit in .

Lake .

Mead .

They be drinking on the boats and falling out .

It still counts as a death at the lake , it does still count , no matter what happens .

They be drinking on the boats and falling out , it still count as a death at the lake . It does no matter what happens . They go searching for the body and they don't find it . That's four hours away ?

Yeah , because they be drinking and falling out . Yeah , where they go , then , that's where they going towards to Vegas , where they going to search for the body and it's gone , yeah .

Is it the bottom of the lake ?

No , that don't make sense , bro . There's some curtain when you get your undertow . Once you get in the undertow , underneath the belly of the lake , about seven feet down , uh huh .

It's a curtain , it's a curtain . And then there's seaweed . And then there's fish , and there's some big ass fish down there and that's what people get caught up in , yup . And then there's big ass alligators , you know they've been finding .

A few people and like barrels , exactly From like the 80s From the 80s , like the 60s , the 70s and 80s .

Because the water levels went down , yeah , and they found all the barrels and they've been finding bodies , like when you're wearing cement shoes . That is a cement shoe . Yeah , that barrel and a barrel .

Yeah , that barrel they throw .

Yeah , that's crazy y'all .

All the mafia stuff .

Y'all want to know what other you ain't heard it from me , because I ain't the one to gossip what other ?

movie I watched recently that I used to watch in my childhood . Y'all ever heard of the Shadow ? The Shadow , yeah , scary show . No , it ain't scary , it's one of them failed hero movies . The Shadow , what that sound familiar , but Alec Baldwin was in it . Was he the shadow ? He was the shadow , alec Baldwin . Spoiler alert .

Alec Baldwin was the shadow . No , I didn't see that movie .

No , it was good . Yeah , it had the grave misfortune of coming out at the same time as the Lion King .

Oh , okay , okay , yeah , I think it was Batman .

Let me see , I think Star Wars or some shit .

Okay .

So it got washed in the box office .

Speaking of other superhero movies , who remember Darkwing Duck ?

Hell yeah , I was thinking about that when I saw that Darkwing . Duck I watched Darkwing Duck 2 .

Good movies Darkwing .

Duck Classic . Hey , shout out to YouTube For having that shit on YouTube Free .

Yeah , yeah , I love Darkwing .

Yeah , oh , that's Disney Plus , okay .

But you gotta be rich To have that . We'd like to thank everybody For listening .

To another week . We gave you all Our movie recommendations .

These people better start paying us for these movie recommendations .

Shout out to Patty and Celeste . Again , patty and Celeste Shout out .

Shout out to the OGs we got an .

American .

Pope .

Yeah .

That's crazy .

He's from Chi-Town . Why is that crazy ? The wind is the first .

First American .

First .

American .

Joe , I miss you . I had to drink alone . This was really sad .

That's bullshit . I told her I would drink with her , see .

But you didn't bring anything . Oh , I was supposed to bring it ?

I thought we were supposed to bring stuff together . I ain't bring nothing .

Next week , though we back we gonna load up on bottles , we'll take donations and then obviously , what did you drink ? She didn't drink nothing . What's in there ?

what's in there ? Truly , that's Kool-Aid . She had Kool-Aid in there . I ain't . Oh , truly , oh , okay , that's because , joey here .

She got Kool-Aid in there . Man , hey , tell him .

How they ain't going to do nothing , but then they talking , huh , I guess they who .

Who's they nigga you ?

know what I'm saying ?

The drinkers , oh , okay , the people that talk about she ain't drinking . I stopped drinking yesterday . I only got a competition . This weekend I stopped drinking yesterday I only got a competition this weekend . I am always drinking . You will not hear that from me . What competition you got Strength training , competition Strength in numbers .

Listen , I changed my life last night . I stopped drinking . He is 16 hours sober , y'all . Okay , he is 10 minutes sober . Hold on , hold on . I still didn't go see the accountant too .

Me couldn't even do the back he was only trying to do the back Hold on , hold on hold on .

I still need to go see the accountant too , me too . Oh yeah , hopefully I got some good shit to tell y'all .

I want to see clowns Me goes , dude , I'm going to spend one day , I'm just going to go and keep going back for refills and watch

I was going to do that last week , so I can get caught up . I know Can they catch you at the movie theaters . Now Jump in the theaters . Yeah yeah , they got you , because they got assigned seating now . Yeah , ah , that's right .

You just got to poke your head in the door . You got to sit in the front , because don't nobody sit in the front ?

Yeah , Because the person comes in , because every movie someone comes in there , so they'll come and tap on you and be like let me see your ticket . No , I saw somebody get escorted down .

You know what , If you just go in a wheelchair , they ain't going to make you leave . You'll be like what do you mean ? I paid for the seat . Are you saying that I can't sit here ?

Wow , let her be .

Roll your ass out All right . Jess is out of control .

Take care Out of the wheelchair you still in Jess Well , but that's a good idea . Hey , wait till you get outside and get out and walk your wheelchair to your car . That's an expensive ass idea to walk into a $20 movie . Wait till you get outside and stand up you know , what I don't need this shit anyway , and just leave the wheelchair .

That movie fixed me alright , everybody peace .