¶ Tasting Cupcakes and Cleaning Ears
We're going to call this a Reese's Cup Friday . Wait , wait , it was the rapper on here . I threw it away . Yeah , you threw it away . It was like a Reese's Tasty Cup hey if you don't mind , can you grab that rapper for me please ? Oh , you need a charge . Hey , Okay , yeah , we here . Welcome , thank you , sir . Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast .
We are here for another week . Thanks , steve . Today's episode is brought to you by the compliments of Shira Chris , and Reese's Tastes peanut butter flavored cupcakes . It's the bread . Give him a shout out it's Freshly's , oh , it's Freshly's . Oh , I thought so . So that ain't even Reese's . It's a little W , miss Freshness , oh Miss .
Freshness .
Oh , I thought so .
So that ain't even recent , this ain't even Lil W .
This is recent .
Oh hold on .
Welcome y'all . Hey , follow us on Instagram . I know I ain't said that in a long time .
Nobody .
Oh my God , Nobody's talking podcast . I swear to God , we on podcast , we getting on there , and I'm talking about everybody Shoe program Putting them . Hey , I'm getting my Denzel on , all right , yeah , so this is Mrs Freshly's Deluxe Reese's Peanut Butter Flavored Cupcakes . That's what you hear . It was recommended by Chris Casino , the Snack King .
Shout out to Chris . He sent this to the group text and wait , I forgot what did he say in the text . What did he say ? I was sending it because I was like training , like all yesterday , all the day . So I was like I was in it , because I was like training Dollar Tree , like all yesterday all the day . So I was like I was kind of hit and miss .
He sent a picture of the cakes . Shout out to the Dollar Tree , said Dollar Tree , thank me later . So , sherrod , I had to make a stop . I'd like to thank you . He had one . I know I couldn't eat both of them , so had one . I know I couldn't eat both of them , so I'm going to go ahead and I'm eating this on the air right now for all you folks .
This is the first time that I've tasted it . What do you think ? It's moist , it's soft , but see , I'm but see , I'm used cause I like cup , like I like the chocolate cupcake . I absolutely love the yellow like hostess cupcake .
Cause you even had I'm pretty sure we've all had I mean you in general , just you , meaning the masses we've all had the generic oh yeah , like cupcakes and I like them . But it ain't the same . Like I'm gonna tell you , I just use some generic Q-tips . You can tell the difference from the cotton swab , from the Q-tip to the .
You can tell the difference From the cotton swab from the Q-tip to the . I don't even want to say the brand , like the stem . I know what you mean . Because I use some generic ones too . They just don't seem like as fluffy .
Not only the Q-tip portion but the stem is like plastic , so you just don't feel like you got a good grip on it and now here's another thing . I'm going to eat the rest of this cupcake while I'm here . But now they say I guess we're all cleaning our ears wrong . I'm going to keep cleaning them the way I clean them .
They say you're not supposed to put a q-tip in your ear . So if you ain't supposed to put a q-tip in your ear , so if you ain't supposed to put a Q-tip in your ear , what the hell am I supposed to clean my ears out with ? And they better not come at me ? With some stuff , peroxidate , hydrogen peroxide but what you supposed to ?
You're supposed to dilute it with some water , so like you take the calf or whatever , dilute it with a little water and just like here let it sit there for a little . You hear it fizzle , yeah , and then you tip your head the other way . I do a every single day I do q2 uh that cupcake got you , got your tongue stuck to the top of your mouth .
Hey , man shout out to j-rod .
That was hilarious . He was like man , you really trying to kill me . Like my brother said , you got the sugars . Hey , man , shout out to J-Rod .
That was hilarious , he was , like man , you really trying to kill me .
You know , I got the sugars . I saw that .
I was like in and out , I was just looking oh okay , that's why , like when you was texting , I was like , oh , yes , dude . Then I look I got like 50- . Yes , yeah , dude , because I do . Then I look I'm like I got like 50-something emails . I usually see an email delete . Those things are just piling up all day .
But I usually use two Q-tips when I get out to shower .
Like right , when I get out , you know I clean it out , you know I sweat a little bit and then I got a little alcohol spray and then I spray it on the other Q , on one end of the Q-tip , clean the right ear and then I clean the left ear and sometimes , right , when you get out the shower , I then wiped it and then you still see , like the day You'll
be like , how dirty are we as humans ? Like I , literally no , I just got out the shower I cleaned my ears . When you wash your hair or my scalp slash hair , and then you know , rubbed a little my fingers in my ear with the shampoo .
Then when I do my little face wash I rub , or the little face scrub , then with the washcloth a little bit you kind of rub your ears but even still , it ain't like it's filthy , but you still see and you be like what the hell ?
They said there's actually supposed to keep a little bit of wax in your ear anyway , because it's supposed to protect your eardrum , because I remember I've heard that before because sometimes that wax , just it just builds up , right . Yeah , so some I've had it .
I've had it so bad built up and I used to clean my ear pretty good , but it just got so deep in there yeah , that I couldn't hear , really yeah I never had that .
Yeah , it was bad . So then I .
I got something To clean my ear out and I damaged my eardrum .
Damn .
Yeah , so I couldn't hear Out of that ear For like a week and it Repaired itself . But then I started Reading up on it , did it mess up your equilibrium ? Nah , not really . Yeah , cause you know , some people say like If you can't hear Out of one ear , I I mean , it takes probably after the first day . You just kind of get used to it .
Like you know , you speak a little louder . You know you can't hear in one ear . And everything kind of becomes normal . This cupcake is good though , but then Run ask are they good ? You sent the text though , yeah .
I had to send him a picture . Let him .
Know yo , we had to make a quick stop . Oh hey , oh man , we're trying it live on air .
I'm like man , I'm about to be in a goddamn sugar coma in a minute . I can't eat this other one . Listen , I definitely can't eat two . You see how I'm babysitting . I'm more of a . I'm a candy person , just you know . Starburst .
Okay , so you like the hard candy ?
Yeah , I'm just like yeah , I'm not a big .
¶ Ranking Candy Bars Conversation
I used to love candy bars . I was telling this young fella earlier as I was training . I was like .
I was like I remember when Hubba Bubba when Hubba Bubba came out and I think I remember whatchamacallit , like when they first first was introduced , that was probably one of my favorites and I remember when it came out it was 25 cents for , like the candy bar Wow . So I'm about to look up . It was 25 cents for , like the candy bar , wow .
So I'm about to look up .
When did Witcher McCall .
Make sure I'm not lying .
Witcher .
McCall was probably one of my favorite candy bars . I'm like , when did Witcher McCall come out ? But you don't see them that much anymore , do you no ?
I guess I don't really be looking . I looked at one today .
I don't really be looking at it . And I looked and it was the king size one . So a king size whatchamacallit man . I have not had a whatchamacallit man , shit probably like 19 . What made him come up with that name ? Whatchamacallit ? Remember the commercial ? What did you call it ? Whatchamacallit , what do you call it ?
We're going to pull up the commercial Because Snickers was already taken For real .
I was like what ? Hopefully we don't get sued for this , but if so guess what Twigs ? Who came up with that ?
Hershey's Whatchamacallit . Payday Butterfinger Whatchamacallit .
They all got like a little different taste to them Right , Like okay , you add some nougat to . Milky Way Three Musketeers Because when you think about it , Snickers and Milky Way are almost the same Three .
Musketeers yeah , but you say Snickers and Milky Way yeah , no exactly .
Except for Snickers . They add nuts to it . Yeah Right .
Yep . And what about Milky Way and Three Musketeers ? No , no , no .
I think Milky Way and Three Musketeers is the same . Yeah , no , no , but one is caramel and one is chewy Nuki . Well see , that's the difference , right , because when you look at a Milky Way , you look at a Snickers , right ? They're identical as far as packaging goes . The outside is the same until you tear it open .
Right , right , milky Way , don't got nuts in it .
So basically you saying you think they were trying to hit you with the Okie Dope ?
Yeah , I don't even like milk . I've never . I think they messed up and they forgot the nuts and they was like Plug it . Let's just make it a .
Milky Way ? Yeah , make it a Milky Way Like the Milky Way that I will eat . You know when you were a kid and you did trick or treat ? Yeah , cause it's just like the bite size , okay .
But to eat like a whole ?
Yeah , I've never , ever bought a full-size Milky Way . Nah , you right , you right , true that , but Snickers .
Oh no Snickers , I can't eat them now . King-size Snickers Got the devil in there . Yeah , I like the Snickers boy .
Snickers is off the chain . You be sitting out there like man . What would be your candy bar hierarchy Top five ? Twix , Snickers , Twix , Reese's , Mine is Twix . Okay , got a question for y'all . This is the candy edition . I hope y'all enjoying this Candy girl . You're all my world . All right look .
Everything .
What is Kit Kat ? A candy bar ? Yes , yes , okay , how do you eat Kit Kat ? A candy bar ? Yes , okay , how do you eat Kit Kat ? We might have to look it up , but they say there's a proper way . No , you can tell me how you eat it , but what's the proper way ? So I haven't had a full Kit Kat in a while , I only eat .
One stick at a time so then I just eat them both together .
So you eat two together .
I'll bite two of them together .
You robbing yourself of the enjoyment . If it's the four then I break them off . You gotta break them off into fours , so you try to make it longer If it's the four , I break them off .
But if I get Kit Kat I get the king size . I like the long where you break them off the ends . It's just something about that thick one . Do y'all like Twix ? I love Twix . I'll chew the middle . I'll chew it and take all the chocolate off of it For real . And then I'll chew the edges just to get the little cookie and then just eat the cookie .
I'll just be like , get like the little cookie , uh-huh , and then like , just eat the cookie . I just be like man . Oh no See . Hey , y'all can get y'all's mind off the gutter too , because I know .
Yeah , yeah , this ain't a pause . This ain't a pause . No , this ain't no , we ain't going to . Young kids told me to pause . He said pause . He said hold on . He said fast forward .
They said fast forward eject the tape . Please be kind and rewind . I was done . So every time someone say pause to me , I'm going to start saying that Fast forward , eject the tape . Please be kind and rewind . Oh , that's crazy , but but yeah .
So this ain't the pause edition ? I'ma look it up .
But okay , so my top five , i'ma go Number one Reese's Cups , reese's Cups , reese's Cup . Number one Is Reese's Cup , a candy bar , but you but you throwing it in there , yes , I mean .
No , that's cool , I got you .
Number two I'ma go with . I'm gonna have to go with Whatchamacallit . I love me a Whatchamacallit . I haven't had one in so long man .
No but no , you gotta go ahead . When you brought it up I was like you gotta go .
I had to go get me one . Now Number three I'm gonna go with Kit Kat . Love Kit Kats . Number four Twix . And then number five , snickers .
Man , you put Snicker All the way down at the bottom . Man , I love me a Snickers , but I put those other ones before . I see man , I see I got .
Hey , what's yours .
Yeah , number one is Snicker , okay . Number two is Twix , number three is Reese's , number four is Carmelo's , and then number five Is just what's the ? I will put it in as a candy bar . I ain't even got no number five , cause I don't really like nothing else .
You don't like Kit Kats . No , you don't like Kit Kats . Uh , uh , wow , we can't be friends .
It's okay , I put five . I put Kit Kat at five . Five , oh yeah , nah , I like Kit Kats .
Uh-uh , wow , we can't be friends , it's okay , I put Kit Kat at five Five . Oh yeah , I love Kit Kats , but you will eat it ?
Yeah , I'll eat it .
Oh , okay , but I'm not going to go buy it .
Only time I eat a Kit Kat is on Halloween . I go trick-or-treating . I get Kit Kats Twix Scores .
I haven't had scores in forever .
Yeah .
Like every candy bar , every candy bar I eat . Like Like I'll .
Like I'll put the score in my mouth .
And like , just like , bite it Just a little bit for the chocolate to come off , yeah . And then cause you know you got the little bit For the chocolate to come off , yeah . And then cause you know you got the little hard Like toffee right there .
Okay .
Okay . And then I just be like , oh man , this is good . Maybe I think I'm just trying to Prolong and savor the flavor . So on , twix , scores , scores , snickers Okay , reese's Cup , snickers , okay , reese's Cup . Reese's man and Dope man , I like the the Charleston Chew . Oh , you like the Charleston ?
I never was a fan of Charleston Chew or .
Or , or , if I took out the Charleston Chew , or , or , or , or . If I took out the Charleston Chew , um , uh , what the ? Oh Butterfinger ?
See Butterfinger's a hard six for me . I did not .
I did not like Butterfinger when I was a kid . Right , butterfinger's a hard six . I think what happened like y'all was talking about trick or treat , yeah , and then you just be like I've never had . No , no , I'm lying , yeah , I have , I have bought . I bought a Butterfinger , a full size Butterfinger . But the bite size ones you like , man .
The only reason why Trick or treating is dangerous , All that bite size candy . I just put them Kit Kat and Reese cups . They was like a hair take From the office like . I'll take a couple because they're trying to get rid of it . I was like oh that hair . Let me just I'm going to tell you why Butterfinger's fell out of my top five .
Even though I love Butterfinger , it just gets stuck in your teeth .
Oh yeah , that's the only problem with Butterfingers .
It's like you enjoy it , but you keep enjoying it Because you're too busy trying to pick it out of your teeth . You know what I'm saying . So , other than that the other ones you don't have to worry about . You , just bite you , savor you're good . Do you like the ? Now ? This isn't a candy bar , but Toffees or Toffees .
You know , like the little nougat .
Yeah , I know what you're talking about . Man them . Things is fantastic . Those are good . And what about the remember you get ? Well , back in the day used to be a penny or five cents , the little caramel with the little white little chunk in there . Okay , like they have a thing it's called the cow tail .
Yeah , yeah , I know what you're talking about , but those aren't like candy bars . I don't like the cow tails , you don't like those . Man , now you're getting into candy . No , no , no yeah .
No , I mean we just said our top five for the candy bars . No , I'm just saying like the . Cowtel is a little too . I don't know , it's almost too sweet for me for some reason , I don't know why , but it just seems too sweet , because I'm trying to think what miscellaneous Like .
No , I do like , I do like whatchamacallit , even though I haven't had one in a while . Yeah , now it's all I can think of .
Miss Elaine is leading the Napoleon motherfucking coconut . I love that shit . The what the pink , white and brown coconut .
The Napoleon coconut square . Oh , y'all like peppermint patties , I like peppermint patties . Oh yeah , the .
York peppermint patties , oh damn .
I'm going to have to rethink my top five . Is that a candy bar ? See , I just consider that candy , I think , because that's what I was telling him , because we gave our top five . Yeah , I'm cool with the top five .
I'm cool with mine too .
But now I just start thinking like what other ? How about Mounds and Almond Joy ? No , I do like the one with the nuts more . Yeah , that's Almond Joy , almond Joy , almond Joy got nuts , because I know Almond Joy got nuts , moms don't .
Yeah , yeah .
I know somebody . We like to apologize for you catching the sugars for this episode . I think , that's what we're going to call this the sugar , the sugar . Hey , it all started from Chris sending the group text . He need to be on this episode . I know he got a top five we're going to have to record on one day when he can make it For real .
Yeah , yeah , that's crazy . We got to get out of candy season now . Yeah , man , it's all cheap now because they you know they overstocking . They want to charge $30
¶ Candy, Halloween, and a Billion Dollars
for a day .
Okay , well , look , I know I have a question .
Is it okay for me to get ready for trick-or-treat season next year ? No , ain't trying to give away some old candy nigga .
Everybody be like baby , it's great no . Maybe if you put it in the freezer .
I don't know . Yeah , maybe if you freeze it . Yeah , you can't leave it out . No , no , no , just throw it in the bottom Of the freezer and do exactly what he's about to say . He said Maybe if I get ready To trick or treat , no , Put this in a zip lock .
What if I put it In a freezer zip lock ? Daddy , put it in one zip lock . What if I put ?
it in a freezer zip lock .
Daddy Put it in one of them freezer tub zip locks .
This man down here trying to get me some old candy Throw that away , don't you need that man . Yeah , mess around and take it out like the day before All right man , it might actually work . I bet you , there's people that do it Probably .
Oh hell , I bet you there's people that do it Probably . I bet you there's people that do it .
There's people that put candy out for the holidays . Yeah , okay , what's your favorite Halloween like ? What's your favorite trick-or-treat candy ? I mean , you can still be like oh it's the candy bars or whatever , because you know everything is like pretty much a little snack .
I put candy bars .
Oh snap , I am so sorry , man , I forgot about damn Baby Ruth , man Baby Ruth .
We done dog .
Top six . I forgot about Baby Ruth too . Hey , shout out to Tank and Jay Ballantyne when I be sitting up here listening to them when they be talking about their top 5 , they be like top 12 , oh man .
Shout out to the R&B Money Podcast .
Baby Ruth's are good too . Oh man , I forgot about Baby Ruth . How we forget about Baby Ruth .
Yeah .
Baby Ruth's are good , so now what Like as far as the trick or treat , how do we forget about Baby Ruth ? Yeah , baby .
Ruth's good yeah . So now what ?
as far as the trick or treat , okay . So if I'm trick or treating , obviously I want the chocolates , I want the Reese's and stuff . But if I'm looking outside of chocolates , I like Laffy Taffy . Oh , you like Laffy Taffy , I love Laffy Taffy .
Banana Laffy Taffy . Oh , you like the banana , I like banana , I like the green , the green one man .
I like the cherry , you like the cherry , I like the cherry . Yeah , cherry and watermelon .
I'll mess some Laffy Taffy up . I just keep eating . I know man , I used to go buy that At the store . Especially remember when they put the crystals in there , the sugar crystals . Nigga , I was a crack head To Laffy Taffy . I go all the way To the store To buy me five Laffy Taffy man , oh man , and on the way back Eat them all .
Be mad as hell , be like god damn . I was trying to save these , but you know , when you was a ?
kid , you used to go to the store , get that brown paper bag .
Yeah , and you used to throw that penny candy in there .
Especially when you had a dollar and you sitting up here like dude , I got 100 pieces of candy Gone and man , I remember I had , well , I remember the Bazooka Joe . Those was like three cents . They wanted to be funny that inflation . They know it was a penny Bazooka Joe .
The only thing I hate about Bazooka Joe is it loses its flavor after about four chews man .
it wasn't even two minutes . I love Baz Zucca . Joe , Go ahead and spit that out . I'm a bubble gum fiend .
I remember I chewed a whole pack of bubble gum in like 15 minutes . Bubblicious , you like Bubblicious ? Bubblicious watermelon Big league chew .
Man , he just stuffed my mouth Everybody used to do that and listen .
And the pack man , the pack is so small . I know You're like man . I got some , probably about like a year or so ago , maybe two years ago , just you know , in the store and I'm looking . I said this pack is so damn small . I think , they got smaller , since we was kids .
Yeah .
Because when we was kids , they kids , they was bigger . Now everything's smaller . Who love Tootsie Rolls ? I love Tootsie Rolls , that's crack Tootsie Rolls are crack . I think Tootsie Rolls , I don't know what I like . Why did they make that so good ? I think the same Percy , the same person , that , no , I ain't going to even go there .
I was going to say the same person that Found crack Nope the same person that invented Tootsie Rolls must be the same person that invented the pee For real , because it's all crack For real . Man Apple dapple but anyway , we're going to be good and keep it clean . Two rolls how about your favorite lollipop ?
Oh , I like the little , the little , I like the one with the bubble gum in it . The charms , oh the charms .
Used to cut the roof of your mouth .
Oh yeah , and you'd be like man . I used to cut the roof of your mouth . And you'd be like man . I used to like the green the green apple one .
Oh man , I'd be sitting up there like man , you sucking and licking on that thing . Let me hurry up and get to this bubblegum .
Then you bite down . You'd be like man . I just want to hurry up and get to the bubblegum . Those are Tootsie Roll Pops .
Oh man , Tootsie Pops , oh yeah , yeah . Yeah , those was good A one , a two , a three .
Tootsie Roll Pops was good man . This , all this conversation , started from this goddamn cupcake , damn cupcake .
I gotta say shout out to Mrs Freshleaf . Mrs Freshleaf . Mrs Freshleaf Reese's to Mrs Freshleaf . Mrs Freshleaf .
Mrs Freshleaf Reese's Peanut butter Peanut butter cupcakes Chris .
Yeah , chris , for sending out Chris Influences today .
Alright now look I think he didn't send us nothing about no workout video , though , just messing with you , Chris .
We love you ?
Hey , listen , all right , we're going to switch gears real quick . Sherrod sent his video yesterday . Now I got a question for you . Oh , I don't think I sent this to the group , would you not ? Well , no , no , no , no , they didn't even knock out . Would you punch your chick in the face as hard as you can for a billion dollars ?
A billion . Yeah , man , that bitch is out . I'm going to go ahead and do some jail time for that bitch . All right , shiraz sent that to me .
I'm going to go ahead and do some jail time for that bill . Shiraz sent that to me .
I sent him a little me of a chick laid flat out on the floor , man Ray Lewis style Dude gone Flat out . A billion Hell . Yeah , Let me go on and go to jail for three years . I'm coming back out rich as hell .
So the dude in the video , he was like it's a billion dollars . He's like I'll buy you a new face .
I'll buy you a new jaw you can buy anything .
New jaw Duh , he said if the money was right there you'd be sleeping .
He said you're going to wake up rich .
You're wake up rich , wake up rich , you'll be asleep already .
I want y'all to answer that question would you punch your significant other in the face as hard as you can for one billion billion , not one one million .
That's crazy , dog one billion .
You can't give me no billion dog . Hey , hell , I might do it for a million One billion .
You can't give me no billion . Nigga Dog hey .
Hell , I might do it for a million , like a billion , nigga A billion .
You just punching everybody . Hey , what's that ?
What's that motherfucking name ?
Dog , I think a billion . My name Tyrone .
Who you want to knock the fuck out . Pow , walk by and knock them out For real God , rest their soul .
but I'd be like damn mom , A whole lot of people . I ain't going to sleep for a billion dollars . Boom Ow man , I'm going to put my hips into his shoulders .
Yeah , I'm like man , man Mom , we rich Hips into his shoulders .
Yeah , I'm like man , man , we rich Wake up . Yeah , what happened ? I don't know mama , you hit your mama . I was like I don't know it was a bird .
A bird came out of nowhere and hit you , so it hit you .
But look at this new house I just got you so it hit you .
Oh , that is hilarious . Got you an AMG . Yeah , you're going to remember like 20 years later .
I remember nigga , you hit me yeah yeah , did you tell how I'm going to beat me ? No , this billion dollars did Billion dollars .
That's hilarious , y'all know , we always got some little crazy question for y'all .
That was pretty funny . I don't think most people are going to do it , though .
I'm sorry .
Yeah , most people gonna do it , though , I'm sorry . Yeah , nah See it . A billion , that's just too much Dude .
A billion Everybody doing it .
Everybody doing it .
Everybody doing it . They just gonna pay the damn the girlfriend or the wife or the mama or whoever it is , they not ?
got . Yeah , baby mama , mama something you rich .
You a two million dollar , you ten million . Yeah , hell , yeah , but what if you knock her out ? She If you knock her out , she's getting a coma .
No , she ain't going to . I don't hit that hard , I don't think .
Man don't . Come on man , I ain't Mike Tyson .
Someone came up to you and said you got to go 100% .
No , I'm knocking , no , I'm going to knock her out . She's gone , oh I know I'm going to hit her to knock her jaw off .
I don't know , but her Yo Moo Moo , yo socks Yo shoes .
Yo lug gonna be over there across the street .
Nigga , I'm gonna hit you so hard you gonna feel it in your titties . Y'all been with Barton when Michael Speaks hit him With Thomas Hearns .
Yeah , with Hearns . He came in with a big head All swollen when he looked around the corner . Top of the earth .
yeah , when earths hit him , he came in with a big head all swollen .
When he looked around the corner .
Man , that shit was hilarious , no , that is dog , that's , that's man . So listen , you count to a million , then you got to count to a million , then you got to count . You got to count to a million , like 999 times . And then you got to count to a million , like 999 times , and then you gotta count To a million one more time . So , nigga for a billion .
Nigga , knock me out , nigga , don't hesitate , just do it .
Soon as I walk in , pow , yeah , yeah , yeah , what ?
the fuck happened .
Yeah , hey , nigga you rich , just wear it . We'll just explain it later .
Speaking of knockouts , have y'all seen these damn slap competitions ? I can't watch that .
Oh yeah , man , I seen a couple man , I don't watch it .
I can't . They just sit there and they just slap each other . They just slap each other . Yeah , I can't .
Slap a dog . Fuck out of each other , you better hope you go first . Right , yeah , I can't . And even if you go first , I've seen clips . You see them motherfuckers Eat that shit . They be like Ah yeah , that was a good one . That was a good one . Now my turn .
I
¶ Professional Slap Competition Banter
was like damn . So , now what if you sit up here and you slap me and then I just eat it , don't you think in your head you'd be like , oh my God , hey man , because that's what I do . Like if I said friend , I'd slap you , and then you just kind of like , then you start getting nervous .
You'd be like , oh , because you just thinking , no , he going down with this , slap For real . And then , when you don't , I'll be like damn , now he about to knock me out when I tell you that I saw that situation . Dude , black , dude , it was this white dude . Whatever this dude said , he went second right .
So the dude was like man , you better knock me out . He was like ah , this dude was intimidated . Yeah , dude slapped him ate it , he's like oh no . You can't do that to me , pow , this nigga was asleep dog , I told you .
Boy man . I seen some of them damn slap cards .
Are they still like the same weight class ? I think they're in the same weight class . Okay , that shit is crazy . Y'all know who Larry Wills is right .
Hell no .
He's a bodybuilder , but you see him all over the internet .
He's a bodybuilder , oh yeah , but you see him all over the internet .
He's a bodybuilder . Oh yeah , you know strong man . Well , anyways , he went up against the do like there's a professional slap . Yeah , not Larry wills out . Knocked him out , wow .
You'll , you'll recognize him once you see it .
Yeah .
He's a professional slappers . Yeah , you don't want to get slapped by just anybody . You don't want to get slapped by just anybody . You get slapped by a professional Slap you to sleep . Yeah , that's Larry Williams .
Like .
I know you , yeah , yeah , yeah , I've seen like a couple videos , so he knocked him out , huh . That nigga ain't concussion proof . Oh , yeah , no hell , no he ain't got no muscles on his head .
That's what I'm saying . That's just show muscles , that ain't performance . Yeah , I mean , performance is like for lifting a bunch of weights .
but oh man , Hold on , hold on . I think I found that one . That's wild . Yeah , that's man there you go One open hand Pow .
There he will .
Oh , that's a big boy , man , that's a big boy , oh Slep .
Oh yeah , out cold . Oh oh , because he called him in his league , called him underneath .
Yeah .
See , they like I guess you can . There's certain areas you can slap him at Like you can't . Yeah . Yeah , because I thought like you slap him Because when he got him , right there . No , that's like the knockout button .
You got him right under the chin .
Yeah , that's like the knockout button and that looked like a powerful dude . Billion dollars , I'm taking it .
Hey , go ahead and slap me . Oh yeah , no , go ahead .
Yeah , go ahead , yeah , go ahead . I'm going to be sitting up here , boar , boar , boar boar .
I found my house . I'm going to sit in my house .
I found my house . I'll be like Thailand , thailand , that's when you be like true program .
Seven of them .
All in the pool . Naked Like have my own party over in Thailand . We like , we cool , you just going gonna take it for a billion . Man . Damn , I tell you , hey , what would man , they , uh , they be like ?
hold that nigga up . Hold him up , cause I know I'm going to sleep , oh yeah .
You know that big dude hit me , I'm just be like man .
I'm gonna wake up to the bar .
As soon as I wake up put one of them little extra NFL helmets on me .
What was that ? And roll me to the hospital . What the he stood the gap I like . Roll me right to the hospital . You look like a bobblehead for real . What ?
I'm going to be sitting up here like , hey , so what if they ? Okay , you said , you did , you did . I sign for my 2025 G-Wagon .
I ain't ready to drive for about six months , but I'm gonna be . Can I look at my account ?
Let me see my account real quick . Alright , you say this is non-taxable .
Yeah , no , you getting the straight like a settlement One billion . I feel bad , man , I feel bad . Yeah , no , you getting the straight like a settlement One billion .
I know I'm not a billionaire because , but you definitely a goddamn millionaire boy . If someone gonna slap me like that , though , I don't know if I can keep my eyes open- Nah , man , do you have to keep ? Your eyes open . Is that like a rule ? I think in the slap competition those dudes keep their eyes open Because they want to see it .
They don't want to go to sleep .
That's why , no , I don't think I go to sleep if my eyes is closed . I think if my eyes is open . I'm already going to be sleeping .
Nigga , you're going to see a big-ass star .
You're going to be like I'm going to be like oh the devil , I know I'm going to be asleep , Go ahead .
Hey , just put a pillow under me , man , just put a pillow under me , don't let me break my neck , don't let me fall flat .
Someone catch me man . I'm like oh is that all this Make sure all my teeth are still there . Yeah , no forget all that .
Maybe , like Steve , you should be a professional man . You still awake .
No , I'm cool , Give me my billions .
¶ Heavyweight Champion Billion Dollar Challenge
Would you fight Mike Tyson and Deontay Wilder for a billion ? Yes , Absolutely .
It's a billion dollars , nigga .
I mean , I figured since what's his name going to do ?
How long do they got to last ?
Because that fight's next week right .
Yeah .
Oh , you're having Jake Paul yeah .
Yeah , it's like what ? 14? , 15 . 15 ? Yeah , it's next Friday , next Friday , next Friday .
Next Friday and then we need to have a fight party . They got John Jones . Yeah , we can commentate on a comment . We can do the podcast and watch it . Yeah , that's going to be the Jake Paul edition . Jake Paul Mike Tyson edition .
It's going to be Mike Tyson Jake Paul edition . Mike Tyson always first man . I hope he put Jake Paul first , but I fight him for a billion At this point in my career yeah , career , I mean I be running the entire time . He old , I'm gonna be running . Man , I ain't gonna try , you just gonna make him mad While you run . He gonna hit you hard .
Yeah , come on Mike . Come on Mike , stop playing .
Stop playing , mike . I'm just gonna sit up here and be like man , just don't make me shit on myself . Just knock me out man , just go in the corner , just get in the feet , yeah yeah . Because you know how he be sitting up there , like he be ripping your guts out , like he the body snatcher , and you just be sitting up here like .
So . They said Ooh .
A billion dollars . You had to stay in the ring with Mike for three rounds . Oh no , I can't make it . Three rounds , no .
You couldn't do three . No , yeah , you got to make it three , nigga oh man , I can run . Can I run , even if you ran ?
You just got to stay in the ring with Mike for three rounds . I do it , I do it . I stick my leg out the bottom rope .
he get two , like on WWF .
Yeah hey , no punching , no punching , you do that you do that one more time and you're disqualified Because there is a three knockdown rule or whatever . Three knockdown rule oh , no , you ain't going to make it Because . I was like , if I just fall every time , like oh , and if I fall , he got gotta count to ten . I'ma get up at nine .
Then he hit me again . He gotta count to ten , i'ma get up at nine .
That don't even count for what , though .
No , but I'm saying I'ma be running around , right , but then that's gonna be Some of my extra added time For me to like oh here , let me go down . I'ma try to make it three minutes .
Yeah , just turn your back because he can't hit you in the back . Shit Now , mike . Mike , don't get no fun . He can't hit you in the back , remember how I did . Holyfield .
He bit that nigga he bit that nigga's ear off so you know , turn around , nigga .
You looking like a turkey Taking a bite out of crime .
You can't hit me in the back boy , I would try to go through . No , I didn't say I wouldn't try . I said I don't think I can make it .
It's a billion nigga . I got to go put on 50 pounds .
Yeah , dude , I'm 100 . I'm up , what one ? That's where I was 186 . Yeah .
I got to get to like 250 .
I'm going to get up to like 250 . I'm going to get up to like 250 . I got to put on at least 10 pounds . Come on , White All . I'm going to do is go to the gym and just take punches .
Nah , fuck that I'm punching back .
If I have time to train , I'm going to hit the nigga back . No , I'm going to swing . He going hey , did you just try to hit me .
I'm going to catch him one .
You know this is an exhibition right . That was not me , mike Tyson , that was Sherrod Joe Joe , alabama Joe showed up , alabama Joe just showed up and did the Mike .
Tyson voice .
You know this was the exhibition . Joe , you should be saying your song . Talk about Mike like that . What's wrong with you , man ? Get up , go go , joe . Joe just left . Yeah , joe's out of here . Joe had to leave , see .
He has some stuff to handle .
Come here talk about Mike like that , then leave Like a little punk man See . Mike I would never talk about disrespecting you like that . Yeah , no , dog , I hope you win . Yeah , I'm not doing that boy . I mean I try to go . You got to put man . I actually be scared to get in there with any of them . Billion niggas , that's what they train for Canelo man .
I should be like oh my God , you put me in there with the cats with like 112 ? It'd be real bad with them because they so fast .
Heck yeah , I'll be in there Tagging you .
I'm just going to sit up here , because he ain't going to knock you out , but you're just going to be peppering me with little pepper bullets . How does this motherfucker ?
get so fast For three minutes , right , or can ?
you go to two three-minute rounds or do it have to be the official three minutes , official three ? God , that's nine minutes of just getting peppered Beat like a , like a mosquito Ding , ding , ding , ding , because even though they're little , they still got power behind them .
No , they know how to . They know how to punch they know , how to punch , yeah .
I Somebody get this little ring wire . I saw a video the other day . It was at a I don't know if it was a Bills game or something like that and they was talking about it was this dude . He was talking to this Mexican dude . The Mexican dude was well put together . I mean but they was fussing at each other right .
Oh , fans . Yeah , they were fans right .
And the one dude was like that dude , that was the black dude talking to the Mexican , he got lucky . That dude was a professional boxer , oh , oh , in the stands they was jawing back and forth or something . So the one dude recording the video was like hey man , the dude got lucky because the boxer , the Mexican dude , he oh he was put together .
He was put together . Was the boxer no , no , the .
Mexican do with the .
Mexican . Do with the box .
Oh , got you , so not he , so the guy was standing above him on the , so that's why it was so put together , yeah . So he's like , yeah , that dude got lucky because listen , I'm gonna tell you the professional boxer . Well , first off , he would have got in trouble . No , yeah , because like , if you are a professional boxer , you got to .
I mean , you can't protect yourself though . So if dude is , you know , selling wolf tickets or whatever , but my thing is you can't be here trying to whoop up or call out people , no more .
No , dude , listen motherfucker girl , get your ass dude , I'm not saying nothing to her I'm not saying nothing to him .
I'm not saying nothing to none of them because , dude , I just assume everybody is an mma fighter . Now , for real , that's how I live my life , that's true . Oh , he just cut me off . That might be an MMA fighter . You know what ? It ain't even worth it .
¶ Childhood Nostalgia
He must have had to go somewhere faster than that you should appear Dog . Man you should appear and see some old little skinny little nerdy cat . I'd be like man , I know that cat , know MMA , yeah , he has to .
He got to know something .
Oh yeah .
Because he's going to get his ass whooped all his life .
Exactly so . He got in there , did the MMA . You ain't that little Clark Kent method ain't working on me Superman , he be like man . Listen , you ain't see your Superman is in the building . Hold on , listen , you ain't say your Superman is in the building . Hold on , nigga . Hold on , you know what ? Guess what ?
We like to introduce ourselves .
So late . I'm Bosco Sherrod and Superman is in the building . Y'all welcome . He got a Superman shirt on and everything .
Yeah , keep a Superman shirt on everything . Yeah , keep a Superman shirt on . It's my alter ego .
Bring it out , just like Clark Kent . You know how Clark ?
Kent , be like he throw the glasses off . Do like this See .
I just take my shirt off . How you think Superman can last all night long . Huh , like what superhero do you think Break the most backs ? Incredible Hulk , hulk or Thor or Superman . Gotta be Superman .
Superman , don't break backs .
Flash is fast . I'm talking about break back , like you know .
Put it on him all he did was get as low as a kiss and he damn near faded . Oh so he a sucker for love , right ? Yeah , he didn't know how to , he didn't know all those feelings . You know , hawk , always say smash Hawk smash . Hawk smash Break back .
Boom , boom boom . Yeah , you hear that Thank you boom . Oh , you hear that Thank you . Crowd Round of applause . Oh , that's hilarious man , yeah . Yeah , this is the Alabama Joe segment , because he knows them . Oh yeah , man , joe know all the little super heroes . I'm like him . And Big Ray Like they , man .
Yeah , because you know , if you don't do a movie right , they're like him . And Big Ray Like they , man , because you know , if you don't do a movie right , they gonna break it down . I watched the movie and I'm just like .
Man , I loved it . Man , it didn't have nothing to do with the storyline . I know like a little bit of something , but not enough to really feel it .
And then they would sit up here and be like oh , in the comic book , nigga , I do not read , I would just look oh , oh , okay , okay , look at the cover , look inside , read a couple little comic things , lois . No , don't go Out the window , that's it I'm like . So you really read the whole entire ? How much oh .
I don't know , I ain't had that much time . Some people love it .
I was just outside playing or whatever . No , now it was different . It's just way I was talking about , like as a kid , like as a kid , it's just way too much , too many of them , right ? So it's like okay , you want to follow Superman ?
You want to follow Marvel ?
characters to follow . Superman , you want to ? Yeah , like way more characters . It's 50 . Yeah , like my favorite favorite is spider-man . Spider-man yeah , my favorite is spider-man and then probably after spider-man , I like he-man I mean , I know , you know , still he's a he-man . And um what was it ? Thundercats was my .
Thundercast was my love , so obviously we know you like Superman .
I'm .
Superman All day long . And then GI Joe Yo Joe , real American hero .
When we were little , my mom , got a cake for me and my brother's birthday . Of course we didn't have it on the same time because we got different birthdays , but we had a cake . So she said she couldn't have one birthday without you know , without leaving out the other brothers . So I had to share my Superman cake with my brother's Batman cake .
Oh , so it's Superman Batman huh .
Superman , batman , yeah , what was yours , Batman ?
When y'all was growing up . What was that one action figure . You had to have that you loved Stretch Armstrong .
Stretch Armstrong man , I used to love him .
Did you ever cut him open he ?
was with me and everything . Man . He used to stretch him all the way from my room to my brother's room . Twirl him up , let him come back together . Ah yeah .
You ever cut him open ? Yeah , no , I never cut him open . I know I used to always be like man .
He froze up after a while . I don't know what happened . Yeah , I think some water got inside or something with those chemicals , and then it just said crrr .
Yeah , that's Stretch Armstrong .
Stretch Armstrong was my dude .
I'm like man , who was my favorite . I ain Mine's just probably like Spider-Man Spider-Man , yeah , so like the toys .
Yeah , yeah , the little .
Spider-Man action figure .
What was yours man ?
what I wanted the most and I never got to get all of it was Voltron .
Oh , voltron , yeah , oh , like all the tigers and stuff . Yeah , all the tigers , yeah , yeah man my friends .
One of my friends had every like .
He yeah , yeah , man , my friends , one of my friends had every like , he had all of them .
All the Tigers , he rich .
He was rich and I had the . I had the purple ones .
He had the nice ones that actually moved . Yeah , I had the ones that had like little rollers on them .
Yeah , it was the cheap version of them .
Yeah , man , hey , I remember my boy had the . Uh , the He-Man like the universe .
Oh , he did . Masters of the Universe .
Yeah , whatever , castle Grayskull .
Yeah , I was like . Oh yeah .
You had to be reached ahead at that . I used to just go over his house and just look at it like damn , that's nice , Can we play ColecoVision ? We all had that . One friend that had everything Back then . That's when I did . I had Intellivision .
You had Intellivision , I had ColecoVision .
You had ColecoVision . Yeah , yo , I had Intellivision . I had an Atari . I did have an Atari . My cousin had an Atari . I used to always get that little when I go play . My did have an Atari . My cousin had an Atari . I used to always get that little when .
I'd go play with my cousins in them Atari , yeah , and I remember I used to get that blister like right in the middle from I don't know what game I was playing , yeah , from the joystick .
I don't know what the hell I was playing With the one red button .
Yeah , and you always went over to somebody one of your ghetto-ass cousin , ass cousins houses that joystick and remember just like the plastic was showing . Yeah , yeah , you're like man , like now you can sit up here and go get another joystick and I know this stuff is big business and expensive . Now tell me about you can like buy in game . I'm not .
I'm not buying anything .
You buy all them old games for like 50 bucks . Now they have it all down there 450 games , I do think about getting Pac-Man , though . Oh you go get the or Galaga .
Costco . They sell the Atari .
Oh yeah .
But the arcade . Thing .
And then they got all the games built into them . Oh , yeah , the mini arcade yeah , I seen them too . Yeah , those are good , especially like that , true , true .
You remember going into the arcade .
You put your quarters like the third or fourth one .
Never know man , man for real , Like I said you just sit up here and be like okay , so you the winner , yeah .
He's next , then it's Chris . That's my third quarter up there . That's my quarter .
The fourth quarter will be like hey , that's mine . Then you just go outside and you're playing around , you're about to be next , or whatever . You're playing pole position or joust ? Yeah , that one kid .
Karate champ Dominant . Everybody just lining up their quarters on the right side . But that be the kid .
When y'all Roddy Champ , dominant man , yeah , everybody just lining up their quarters on the right side , you able to do hey , but that be the kid Like when y'all in school he playing yeah yeah , they got to kick him out the store Like shouldn't you be in school , uh-huh . Y'all always suspended .
But yeah , our kids would never know what it's like Because , like y'all , do not know what a real arcade is .
Our real arcade was in somebody's house .
I think I touched my first titty at an arcade , okay At . Roland Eggers Mall . I just remember shit . You can put your hand on my shirt . I'm like I don't think my father ever knew that . I don't know , I think I might have been .
You know , now I touched my first titty he just brushed up on it oh what was that ? That was soft .
I was just sitting up here like I was on the bus . You know how you just sit up here . And he'd just be like man .
And they'd be wearing their little lip gloss . I dared to touch her titty . He , you be like man .
See if she'll let you touch her titty . You had to go under her coat . You had to go and get the arm on the bus .
Look around , make sure nobody else is looking and she just sitting there like this .
And then she got a bra on and you had to pull the bra down just to touch the nipple , you be like oh man , that was sexual harassment .
man , that little , I don't even know .
Man , that was sexual harassment man that little girl Once said she was scared of you . Yeah , I know , ain't that crazy . She wanted me to . I know you be like she wanted me to right .
She was holding your hand While y'all was on the bus and then , once you got up Under her coat , she just sat there and looked like Like she was petrified .
Come to find out . Everybody done touched the titty .
Yeah .
I thought we was special .
I thought we was an item . Everybody touched the titty .
Yeah , can I touch it again ?
Yeah , you sitting here , you walking around .
But then it's so funny Because see , here's the difference . You know , when you're sitting up here and you're a kid or whatever and you're concerned , you know everybody didn't touch the titty or whatever nigga . You know you start getting older . You know everybody didn't touch and suck and whatever you don't even care .
You be like , ah , whatever she take showers , ain't that crazy . I was like changes like that , hey , that's nuts as you get older , you know .
I mean I'm just going for the most , I'm just going like general , like just massive , yeah , but people is dating and doing , you know , doing all that stuff you like hey you like whatever , hell yeah , if you use a kid like yeah , oh yeah girl . Yeah , if you was a kid you'd be like man . Listen , kissed you too . Uh , dog , that's a boy's name , homeboy .
She gave me tongue notes . She didn't give me no tongue .
Tank , like you know , like I said , I'm always talking about . I listen to the .
R&B Money podcast .
And Tank , he was talking about that . He was saying that you know when dudes you know late , somebody didn't date it . Like you might have talked to a chick now you know talking to her , or however , but he was just saying , you know , when he was dating and all that stuff , he said he wouldn't even care . He'd be like oh no , she's mine now .
I was like , hey , that's a good way to think , though . No , that is true .
He'd be like hey , no , she's mine now .
Like man , you're sitting up there like as a kid .
I know this is going through your head like man .
I can't believe she fucked that .
That dick ain't even cute , you all mad and stuff All cuffed up , like I said . Now fast forward . Now y'all all suck dick . That's just par for the course . Oh yeah , whatever I'm just now . I'll do you with now she brush her teeth .
That's why they make Listerine . Yeah exactly , you didn't know about that stuff .
That is hilarious Life . No , that ain't we're going to talk about . Oh , that is hilarious Life . No , that ain't we're going to talk about the .
Oh , you're fresh .
Oh , I know what I need to talk about . What's that ? Thank you , tyler Perry . I watch Beauty , beauty and Black on .
Netflix .
I got that queued up . Oh , my god , I'm gonna tell you , if you don't release that early January 2025 , cause I don't know if I can wait- Beauty and Black yeah , it's on Netflix . I gotta watch this . It's eight episodes , I'm not telling you nothing . You know the whole Tyler Perry formula Scandalous . I was sitting up there watching that thing like man .
I got to go .
I got to go to sleep , yeah .
No , I'm going to go ahead and watch it . Then I sit up here falling asleep . I gotta go to sleep . Nah , I'm gonna go ahead and watch it . Then I sit up here and fall asleep . I'm like , oh man , I'm coming home tomorrow and I'm gonna watch Beauty and Blonde . I'm like , man , it's , it's , it's alright .
I mean , obviously , you know , it's a bunch of I mean it's a few people in there that maybe two , three , four , probably about three , three , maybe four people that you may recognize , a lot of new people you know , which is good , but it was interesting , very , very interesting and I liked it A few things they could have did without .
But I'm just like the only thing I've heard about the storyline got me with Tyler Perry , like a lot of the homosexual stuff and you know nothing against it , but it's . I'm just like can you throw like a little heterosexual scene in ? I'm like the nigga kiss on the neck , but then you show the nigga getting his back blown out .
I'm like the nigga kiss on the neck , but then you show the nigga getting his back blown out .
I'm like okay , they ain't got to see that . Show her getting her back blown out . That's what I want to see .
Keep it even Steven , that's all I'm saying . Tick for tack , I'm cool with it , meaning okay , no , hey , we all need to love somebody . So if you want to love somebody that look like you , fuck them , love them . But let me show like what I love . Let me see that little , pretty little red bone . Get her wig split wide open .
Real , I'm just sitting up here be like , oh okay , rewind a little bit .
Let me wind up , all right .
But yeah
¶ TV Show Recommendations and Usher's Concert
, no , that's . My recommendation for the week is Beauty in . Black . Oh , I was watching Beauty in Black . I was watching those About to Die . Basically , Roman is on .
Peacock man , y'all got too many platforms . I'm always talking about Netflix stuff .
It's on Peacock . I do pay for Peacock . I only talk about Netflix , but it's called those About to Die . If you're into ancient Rome , I'm into that stuff . So gladiators and cheering fights and all that stuff . Well , if you got , black people or you said it is yeah naked , yeah , okay , they show titties .
Yeah , oh they show tna , I'm cool mark is putting on my calendar I've got one more .
no , no , I ain't going to say I was going to say I had one more thing to say about beauty and black . There's absolutely no way nobody in that whole entire goddamn town . Whatever is that goddamn in shape , you throw some regular people in there .
It's Tyler Perry dog he always got it .
Absolutely not real . Okay , I'm done . All those BET Plus shows , all of them , yeah , they all but pretty people . You sit up here and you be like man , don't , nobody look like that , not everybody . You might have like one or two , and then you be like you throw some bad bodies up in there to keep it realistic .
But no , hey , for both , for men and women . There's definitely some eye candy up in there for you , but it is it . Yeah , check it out . And then what was the show you were saying those About to Die , you in the Roman civilization ? Hey , civilization stuff , I like it . I know we told y'all we do not fact check , so sometimes we get misinformation .
I hear about it , but I really don't care . You check for yourself . I said about two , maybe three shows ago , like the movie with what's homeboy with Hugh Grant was out . I said about two , maybe three shows ago , like the movie with what's homeboy with Hugh Grant was out , heretic , yeah , yeah , it's actually out Now it's out now , today , yeah .
So Heretic is out . I'm waiting for the , the best Christmas pageant ever . Not sure what that's about . I'm waiting for the one with the rock in it . With the rock in it .
Yeah , that's next week . Next week , right . Yeah , that's next week Red one .
Yeah , I want to see that they hyping that one up .
Chris Evans .
I don't know what Blitz is about , but it's queued up and it pops up on my little app for movies . That's out . We have Liam Nielsen I think this one came out last week Absolution Elevation I don't know what that's about either , but yeah , anyway , that's out . I think that's about . Yeah , anyway , that's out . I think that's about .
Yeah , let me see what movie is still out . That's Beetlejuice . Beetlejuice that's still in the theater . Usher coming to town in a couple weeks oh , is it ? We're going to go see Usher . Shit , go ahead . I think so your girl . Get her back blown out by that nigga , if you want to Parking lot pimping 26 . Yeah , you know how we do .
You come here to 26 , I think . So I want him to sing . Say what you want . Say what you want , but don't say you're so . Oh no , don't say it's over . Don't say it's over . Call me out my name . I'm sorry , usher , for messing your song up , but nigga you give us hope . That's the jam right there , though . Say what you want .
That's the song of the week . Damn it , because Usher is coming and I don't have nothing else to say . Anybody else got something to say ? Say it loud Well , I'm black and I'm proud I'm black black black , Real , real black black . Holla , All right peace .