¶ Discussions on Entertainment and Culture
Here we go .
Oh yeah .
Sometimes it sounds loud , sometimes it doesn't , I don't know . We in the booth In the basement with Big Tigger .
Rap City . I was about to say Big Tigger Rap .
City .
I thought you were about to say Big Titties oh .
Yeah , my mind stay in the gutter , sorry , and that's a good place to have your mind In the alley . You like titties ?
I don't like titties . I don't like titties , titties , titties or ass . I'm my ass man . I already know that I'll tell you .
I'll tell you what I like I'll take booty
I'm an ass man . I'm an ass man .
Asians don't have big , big frontal hey , I think I have big titties either I think most black dudes love , uh , yeah I mean you know .
I mean See , the thing is Somewhere over the years .
Uh huh .
That motherfucker Confused fat With fine , just cause you got A big ass and you got A big everything else . That don't mean you . That you got ass Right , that don't mean shit .
Nah .
Nah , you gotta look like A thoroughbred Cause . I done seen .
Some big chicks and you be like , I mean look like something like nah . Because , you can tell . Even with a big girl , you can tell if she got booty or if it's just extra .
Yeah , I'm trying to be politically correct though .
Yeah the BBL . Shit is tough .
You can't get them legs to grow . You're making that ass stick out like that .
Oh yeah , that's it . You got to do it in proportion . Pencil sticks and shit . I got a question to start off . I heard this joke Okay , Now you got a knife in your chest and a dick in your ass , which one are you pulling out first ?
This dude boy I tell you man , I'm gonna have to Pull the dick out .
That's what I said . I said I'm gonna take the dick .
No , because you pull the knife out , you probably gonna Break your dick .
Nah , I'm just taking the dick out , cause I don't want no dick in my ass .
Then you gonna die With a dick in your ass .
So yeah , pretty much yeah .
That's a weird scenario .
Yeah , oh look that's a weird scenario . Yeah , go ahead and say the knife dog oh no , no , definitely the knife you can say the knife , we ain't gonna judge . Man , we didn't listen to your billion dollar questions hold on .
You got a dick in your ass and a knife in your chest which one do you pull out first ?
how they get there that's what I wanna know . They knock you out first . How they get there to begin with , that's what I want to know .
They knock you out . They knock me the fuck out . I wake up . I got a dick in my ass . That's what .
I'm saying , Like what the fuck ?
Hello folks .
That's the wake up question right there . Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . We gotta ponder if it's an artificial one or a real one .
It don't make no difference , I just don't want it back . This is your boy , bosco . We got a full crew , everybody's here today on this nice , hot , heated , hot day in Arizona .
Everybody dealing with the heat . Good , it's too hot out there . I know it is .
I'll let everybody introduce they self . Yeah , you already know who I am . I already introduced myself .
It's Sherrod Former Silky to my left .
Rodeo Joe .
Rodeo Joe . Yo , what's back ?
Rodeo Joe is back In this motherfucking heat To my left , superman is in the building . Back Rodeo Joe's back . I'm back , oh yeah , in this motherfucking heat To my left .
Superman is in the building .
Hell yeah , he gets to clap and everything . Hey , you see he got a Superman tank top on too .
Man , it's hot out there . I had to bring it out , man .
Had to feed from the sun rays .
Those sun rays had to give me some energy Because I was drained man . I've been in the bed all day .
I bet you any amount of money you can't find that material no more .
Hey , you know I was in a period of thinking .
Put this right here .
Hey , that look nice . Is that that jersey , that jersey that jersey .
Yeah , man , you be hot as hell playing basketball . You can never find that material .
Hey man , I look nice right there , I'm just saying , that's throwback right there , yes sir , that's throwback .
This is when you go out there with the little what's the little that you used to play football in ?
Yeah , the little tear away , yeah , the little halfway shirt I used to have that .
I just threw that one away . Crop top I had a red one and a horse .
I call it crop top that material there is like when the fucking Richard Pryor was in the Superman .
That was what ? 78 , 79 , wait , wait , what was his ?
he was in .
Superman .
3 , yeah , 3 , yeah , superman 3 with the , with the three people from he figured out how to make Kryptonite right Something like that .
Yeah , dang . Shout out to Richard Pryor . Yeah , I started watching Beverly Hills Cop , I got to watch it every day , yeah me too , yeah , because I started watching . No , I liked it . I started watching way too late , so I liked watching . No , I liked it . I started watching way too late . I liked it . No , from what I saw of it , I do .
Yeah , it's pretty good .
Like .
I said , appearance started like 8 , 8.30 . Now , you know , don't tell us now .
No , I just said , eddie is the only one in age . Axel Foley .
Oh dude , yeah , I was saying that , is that the show ?
Axel , the show axel foley actually , yeah , yeah , yeah , it is . It's a couple people in there .
I was like whoa man , damn black dog right , that's good the cameos and stuff , yeah , yeah and you're like man , I'm gonna look at eddie and they're looking like he's uh-huh step through time .
It looked like he just aged 10 years from the first baby you don't think he in the scientology dude ?
all right , that's like Throw some black .
Shit . Tom Cruise Ain't aged yet Throw some makeup , that motherfucker Look like he can do Risky business again .
Hey , see , now , listen , that's when . Hey , yeah , now , that's when . It's really really surprising .
Yeah , tom Cruise , that motherfucker Look like he can do Risky business . Uh huh , too right now . Yeah .
I wonder , has he had Like any surgery or ?
You know he has to work .
Scientology man I'm telling you yeah , that's the work . You got Scientologists in the group that take care of you . They give you that shit for free , discounted rate .
You just walk in there like no man . I'm a Scientologist and you know it's a Scientology church over there at 44th Street in Indian School .
I'm going to drive . I ain't going to drive , nowhere near that .
I'm going to drive around that mother Every time I go past there , I just be like hmm , Let me put that in my phone .
43rd Indian School right .
Yep , 44th Street 44th Street in . Indian School . I don't drive over there . It's off limits , right there east side , I don't go over there .
That's off limit , right there . Yeah , I was just sitting up here thinking like what ?
41st street 44 44th street , oh yeah , indian school I'm like if I walk up in there .
It's on the uh east side , on the east side of 44th street well , they used to , that's they used to do the comedy shit over there . What's that place over there ? The rotating stage ?
no , that's , that's 32nd street of roosevelt that's further south . Yeah , this is in between Indian School and Thomas .
Like South Scottsdale .
Yeah , Originally like Arcadia , arcadia , yeah , arcadia .
You see it right there , that little I think , a brick building Church of Scientology . Yeah get that off my list . I get curious . Let's go up in there and see what they're talking about . Let's go do the podcast from there .
They probably won't let us , will they ? Nah , they ain't gonna let us . I wonder if those , even black people , are part of Scientology .
Of course .
There are who I don't know .
You know why .
Because we always want to fit in . We'll join anything just to fit in with them . Motherfuckers Nah , they're going to find one Shit . Look at all them black Republicans , they'll find one of them .
Oh , that's just like what you were saying with Homegirl earlier . What's Homegirl's name ? Candace On , Candace On yeah .
Oh man , that's embarrassing though that was embarrassing Because she was doing an interview on some shit and Gary Orange said the dude said God is good . And Candace Orange said God is good . He said even I know it , I'm a white guy , it's all the time I got the list here . You know what I'm saying . God is good all the time .
Exactly , I got the list here .
Black Scientology .
Mine's popped up just that Tiffany Haddish nearly joined Scientology .
Isaac Hayes Rest in peace .
This is Scientologist . Chaka Khan what Hayward Nelson , hayward , nelson , hayward that a basketball player Dwayne from oh , dwayne Wayne , I mean yeah , yeah , hey , hey , hey , yeah . Jessica White oh , I know , jessica , she's pretty , the model .
Dougie Fresh what ?
man that ? No , that's not a real list .
You told Essence to change how he thought . Yeah , persia White .
From .
Girlfriends , girlfriends Brandy .
No hey .
Wait , hold up . She claims she only took a couple classes , but she's not a Scientologist . Man see no , I'm not believing that list .
That's all that's on the list .
¶ Lottery App and Scam Alerts
Oh no , I'm not believing that .
I told you they'll find one .
I think that's fake news .
Where you get that from .
Yes .
There's a website called Hello Beautiful .
Oh yeah , I've gotten some stories . Well , once again , I like to preface this by saying we do not fact check , we just see stuff and we just tell you Purely entertainment purposes only . Or we hear stuff and we just spread it Like I've been hearing about ? Yeah no , this is for entertainment purposes only . It might sound true .
This is for entertainment purposes only , it might sound true . They talk about , I guess what Rick Ross and playing Not Like Us in Canada Got beat up , Got jumped , so that was real . Huh , yeah it was real Got .
Jumped , yeah , jumped , yeah . I like this . They whooped his bodyguard's ass .
Yeah , that's what I heard . I saw like the little spoof clip when they show Rick Ross running he can't run , can he ? That's funny man .
But you know Drake ain't gonna be able to go to Florida now .
That's where Ross is from oh yeah , so you think they're gonna .
You gotta stay out of Florida . You're already staying out of LA . Oh , drake , man , man , I ain't gonna lie , I'm tired of that song .
They play that man , I love that song , what I love it , but I'm tired of it .
Well , not like us , not like us . No , that's not Drake no , that's Kendrick .
yeah , but I'm kind of tired of the song They've been playing it .
Yeah , because you're a Drake fan .
Why are you always listening ?
I'm a Drake fan , hold on .
Because you're a Drake fan . That's why you talk about it .
I like Drake's music .
I mean , I like Drake , but I ain't tired of the song not like us .
If I had to pick between both of that was good , tell him Joe oh , my goodness you know I can give you some , don't , you can walk right into that shit damn how many times have you heard it ten times a day ?
what are you listening to ? To where radio ? You must be listening to 92.3 . Damn . How many times have you heard it Ten times a day ? What are you listening to Radio ? You must be listening to 92.3 and shit . They play like eight songs and shit .
I don't listen to that .
I don't ever hear it unless I pull it up to listen 898.3 .
You can get in your car and the song will be playing when you leave the house and you hear that motherfucker before you get to work . Same shit , shit , three or four times . So you gotta be kidding .
I don't listen to FM or AM . It's all serious . I don't . I just do it sometimes Serious podcast .
Yeah , then they had them .
They have them dumb motherfuckers , falling for them tricks and shit .
Oh , the prank calls yeah , no , I was like .
No , I was like they had a lady call . Yeah , I mean , if you never met the chick Right , how the fuck did you get your phone number ?
Yeah , oh , I know , I just got it off Facebook .
Oh no , you didn't yeah .
I was trying to catch people .
Oh , when they be sitting up here Talking about oh , like you sent so and so flowers .
Down in the DM or whatever the fuck . It is , man , that is so fake Dude that's super fake .
I could listen . Yeah , there is no way in hell . You call and Hello , oh , we got some flowers . Who you want to send it to ?
Oh , who the ?
fuck is Keisha .
Light skin Keisha .
What , what Ainisha For real ? What , the what Ain't no way .
You don't fall for that shit . You on the radio . Who the fuck going to fall for that ?
You out your goddamn mind .
First of all , I'm like you know . Y'all realize I'm a .
Negro and we don't win shit . I ain't never , won shit who .
This is again . We don't win shit , period . I ain't never won shit who they says again we don't win Y'all .
You won two free tickets To see fucking .
They free . You said free .
Free .
Who they calling Nah .
Free .
They free , free , free .
You lost me at free . You should have told me you got two tickets For $9.99 and I might have had you Right , right , right . You lost me that free shit At that point they solicited I ain't never won a goddamn thing .
That's how I won't get nothing for free . Huh , Joe , Nothing .
Hell , I got some scratches . I had scratches and I scanned the thing . I think the lady stole them , but I scanned it to see Right . You're a winner . Then I took it down to the store . He said no , you didn't win nothing . Oh damn , give me my ticket back , dj . She got you .
Then the dude took it and balled it up real quick through the train .
How much was it ? I don't know , you didn't scan it .
But when you scan it it just say winner , yeah it just say it tells you how much you won ?
Yeah , it tells you no no , when you scan it to the thing , then they'll tell you how much . Oh man , but she said you didn't have nothing .
No , it was like Okay , man , I ain't going to argue with you , I know . Okay , then .
Well , fine then God damn it I ain't a millionaire , no more , somebody else is man , that's not me just stop it we gonna leave that shit alone .
I'm driving it it said you was a winner and you took it , and you didn't say nothing cause you know a lot of times , if you're not , a winner it says not a winner so I'll take it and go to another machine .
Go to another machine . It got to tell me not a winner , like four different machines . Ah , here I'll throw it away .
I just scanned it a couple times . Bling , it says win $12.50 . Bling Win $15 . Bling Win , I was doing it , I had it all up . I said it should be $47.50 . I got it all right here .
Here you go , hey , but now I'm with a nice app on the phone . We ain't going to say nothing because I don't want them to .
I didn't join it . I haven't got it yet .
Man you still ain't got the app . I need to get some tickets , matter of fact I need to get that .
Let me go into that right now . Yeah , I still got time to buy my tickets . Oh , they changed it right .
It's not Jack Pocket anymore .
Yeah , it is yeah 203 mil , Mega mil 203 . Bam son , it's right there oh it's 203 mil . Buy my tickets right now .
What's that app , Jackpocket ? Yeah , they just DraftKings , just bought them though .
It's in the app store , right yeah ?
They said it's going to revolutionize , because see how it's both of them right there . Oh yeah . They said it was bought by DraftKings . I'm like man , how much money did that dude make ? Huh , joe , you know about the Hot Tool Girl , don't you , didn't we ?
talk about her last week . Yeah , I know about the Hot Tool . Girl Got to spit on that thing .
That's hilarious dog .
What's the name of that app again ?
Jackpocket yeah , they need to pay us . Yeah , send us a lease , it's .
Jackpocket yeah , they need to pay us . Yeah , send us a lease , jackpocket , like $1,000 worth of free tickets .
Is it free to download ?
Yeah , you don't have to pay nothing . Which way ?
do you ?
download Let me see .
Mega millions , oh it's not .
No , it's all the same . What the hell , what's ? This dude , what the this ? All the same man .
I don't know what that dude it looks like like to pop up .
This is the first one right there , the first one that's an ad now the first you said .
The first one is an ad . It says ad they mess around , be trying to mess around , be trying to scam you for real .
He's like oh hell yeah , like the motherfuckers keep calling me , telling me I got a laptop on my Amazon Prime account .
Listen , so listen . Here's the thing . If you sit up here and if you calling about five or 600 people . They're like man , we're going to get at least four or five .
Oh yeah , they are Activate now they are I don't get it , Choose yeah .
They are Activate now .
They are , I don't get it Choose the vacation getaway . I'll say , hey , that's where they're going to get you , Because they start putting all them little advertisements and stuff . I'll be like man , I don't want none of that stuff . Everybody's sitting up here just to paint the picture . Everybody buying lottery tickets on the phone .
Hey man , it's 200 mil . I had to get my lotto tickets in . I'm cool now you good , yep , entertain y'all .
Yeah , 203 . Hey , somebody hit Powerball in Ohio . Did you find out ?
anybody know what city Let me see have your dad called you lately . No , that's what .
I'm sitting up here wondering too .
That's what I'm wondering too .
No , what you got right there Did y'all hear about this story out of Philly .
Dude turned himself in . He was in a store , jacket off on a woman's leg . What Dog he turned himself in . People got issues , man For real . What Dog he turned himself in ? Turned himself in I got , I got People got issues .
Man , for real People got issues today .
I got Y'all gotta hear this .
So you got skinny ID and all that shit oh so look , it was Alright .
Well , no , go ahead , I'll talk about the it's hilarious .
He fucking nutted On my fucking leg , you gonna help , bitch , you must have been sexy , oh my god why are you so close to him ? That's real . Yeah , wait .
Just wipe it off .
¶ Controversial Incident at Dollar Tree
The dude went running out the store , wait yeah so where did it happen at ? Oh , that's not it . Philly at a Dollar Tree . So wait that nigga so that dude his draw .
Is that quick Must be when he can bust on somebody's leg . He was already probably , you know .
Okay , how the hell do you even have that much ?
concentration .
I'm just surprised , she just stood there and recorded him . Because she recorded him running out the door and then she looked at him .
He gets cratchers .
Oh , then she showed it .
Yeah , I like that red hot seven out the door and then she , you know , looked at , can you get scratchers ? Oh , then she showed it . Yeah , I don't know .
Yeah , I like that red hot seven y'all still talking about lottery yeah , man , I don't want to talk about nobody getting nutted on this ain't no fun if you don't like it anyway , like how you gonna nut on a motherfucker that don't want to be nutted on . That shit's just nasty .
Shot it on her leg .
It's nasty Dude listen .
I mean , I don't get it .
She fell by a lady .
I mean , it's nasty .
It's just like he sneezed on her .
But I'm saying how did he even get up on her to do that Right ?
He's just .
Or was it in his hand and he wiped it on her leg ?
No , I think he was probably walking around the store . He saw her .
Oh , and Dan , just Asian chick . I thought it was .
Steven first .
Nah little Asian chick he probably was just walking around and shot her with a couple bullets .
Yeah , just shot it up and then just took off out the store . He turned himself in . Costas was looking for him .
It was a black dude , black dude , I know that's disgusting .
I know , man , that's crazy . Man , you heard how she drives .
How do you even do that in public ?
People got issues . Man People crazy dog .
I thought you were supposed to do that in the privacy of your own home .
Man no , people are crazy Must have been one of those . What do you call it ? I don't know what's the new generation .
So he don't have to he was 35 , so yeah , he's how old I mean is she ?
how old was she ? I didn't say . You better hope she wasn't under 18 .
Nah , he just had to register for a sex offender , he'll be all right .
Man accused of masturbating on a woman's leg inside a Dollar Tree store .
How the hell did you masturbate on her leg , dude ? You might as well have bought it , dude .
Okay , now this is what I want everybody to do . I don't know , man , you don't even need to go to a Dollar Tree .
Just go to a store , try to get close enough to know Exactly . Maybe he walked up behind her and she was bent over and , you know , picking up some . I don't know , bro , I still .
So at the perfect moment , this dude seen a girl . I think he was probably already playing with himself while he was in there .
That nigga got next to her . I'm going to tell you this he got hella concentration dog . I wouldn't even be in a bus because I'm just sitting there . I can't concentrate . I'm like , yep , it's too much going on .
So , according to the article , the video was so shocking Even Meek Mill got involved , posting say let's play Manhunt and offered a $2,000 reward to find him . Damn Wow .
Shout out to Meek Mill Bill .
Hicks . Good looking Meek Mill . He's probably trying to get the Asian himself . He's trying to smash .
He's trying to get some pub back because of the whole ditty .
I have to figure it out later .
Oh , you think that's why he did it . Probably now meet me . That was sharad . I'm just gonna let you know that wasn't enough .
You know , meet me , call the out and say you stepped in and beat the ass hey , I'm sure I'm about to go some rounds beat up by a gay dude .
They gonna beat the ass or he gonna get it in the ass . What ? Which one ? You gonna get beat up by a gay dude ?
And then you got bodyguards . They gonna beat GTQIA . Ai where the fuck they on you , man . Artificial intelligence .
Dog , I just don't get it I mean , I heard that story , I was like damn it gotta be a surveillance video .
Man , this is in New York Philly , philly .
I want to see the surveillance video . I'm sure there is . It has to be .
They don't touch it .
So there was nobody else in the store . She didn't have no napkins . Even to see the guy like , hey , this dude is playing with his meat .
I guess he hangs around the plaza all the time . Okay so he probably just had one day where he was just , was she hot , I don't know , I didn't show her face .
Looked like she had a pretty leg , didn't it look like her leg was pretty ? No , it did look like she had a pretty leg . Look , show it . No pimples on her arm . No , she had a pretty leg .
Yeah .
I bet your toenail is white . Oh , my lord man . Hey , I'm going to tell you she sat there and let the man how you going to not know . Smiley back there jacking off , people were saying Joleth , that's false .
It ain't false , bro . They lying to you Know who's saying that ? The freaks . You know when I went to the .
When I went to the Kate and Clark gang , the bitch that was sitting next to me had white toenails . Oh , I was dying laughing .
Man . She had the motherfuckers propped up on the motherfuckers . Was she with a girl or a ?
dude . Oh , she was with a dude . They was on a date . You could tell it was a date , but it was funny as hell . I was like , oh he finna get lucky tonight .
Joke on everybody Got him a winner , that's that's wearing white toenail . Polish thinking they , freakies , they are freakies .
Shit yeah , that shit was funny they don't give a fuck . I was like he might get some in the motherfucking elevator . That's the motherfucker . That motherfucker can get you a knobby on the freeway , they don't give a fuck . Make you tear your shit up .
So is there any other toenail polish color ? I would if they blue and they freaky .
They blue and they freaky .
Or pink and they freaky , they white underneath .
Oh . They change them to blue just before they got there . Yeah , bitch , you know , they were white yesterday . Shit , there you go . Now . Who said they false ? Tell me about it .
No , they were just saying that they don't . They like white toenail polish just because they look at the dude's shirt .
That he was wearing what he was wearing .
Wait , what does it say ? It says it's not going to lick itself .
I had that happen .
That's the dude that ejaculated I need to see surveillance video .
No , I hadn't , Because I want to know how , in the hell .
I was at a spot one time . There you go , hey , hey , this ain't going to lick itself .
Somebody said that to you .
Yeah , oh damn , said this dick ain't going to suck itself either .
Oh yeah , I told her that too .
Yeah , oh damn , said this dick ain't going to suck itself either . Oh yeah , I told her that too . Ha ha , there you go . We speak the same language , do that with Rudy Ray Moore .
I don't bitch .
I don't want no bitch Fair is fair , huh .
Rudy Ray said I want to fuck . If I want to suck , I'll suck at my damn self .
Hey who sent that ? Who sent the ? Who sent that ? One clip out .
Remember when did you ?
get the one with the basketball . I'm going to tell you I ain't going to lie Some of that stuff . I don't know it's because I don't have these apps , but they don't even play , no more . Like it was one from Facebook , didn't play IG . Don't play . Like it was one from facebook , didn't play . Be ig . Don't play when you sent it .
I stuff from tiktok never plays oh , okay I don't know if they just started it or what , because before they used to play all the time . Now which one are you talking about ? No , but when , uh , I guess the one lady needed some money and dude handed it to her and he was like , hey , you gotta earn it . She was like what he said , you gotta earn that .
He said I don't know what you gonna do , but you gotta sit on it or spit on it , oh yeah , oh yeah oh dude , what are you talking about ? I was like man . That shit was oh yeah , oh , dude .
What are you talking ?
about . I was like man . That shit was hilarious . He said sit on it or spit on it . I was like man where they get this stuff at .
That was an old player right there .
Oh , definitely .
Tell you , man , everything about social media now .
Tell you , social media has ruined everything . Man , for real . You hear what Busta Rhymes we used to talk about in Essence Festival , I guess you know ? Everybody was just sitting up there trying to record and all that , yeah , but they said there wasn't even that many people there anyway , really , so it was a down .
And you know how Busta ryan's is real high energy . Yeah , that's . Yeah , you go somewhere . All people want to do is just it's recording . yeah , that's good , that's I mean and you know you gotta let p , we gotta show . So people want to know what about the joke .
We entertaining the people right now he over here on TikTok and then they're going to be like , well damn .
Well , I got sidetracked , but I'm back .
¶ False Accusations and Legal Consequences
I know what it is . I know what it is , I know exactly what it is .
Hey , I know what it is Joe's a millennial . What's the aftermath ?
Hey , no , you know what that is . It's funny .
Man that can't be like on TikTok and all that stuff .
Oh that's what it is , what you drinking out of .
Is that a flask ?
Incognito , baby Incognito . I had two of them and somebody stole one , Fucking . He said he didn't have it . I said man , I told you to bring it back . I gave it back to him . No , you didn't .
That's okay , how many ounces does it hold ? Or is that a ?
shot , Two shots oh it's two shots .
Yeah , oh damn .
What you got in there .
D'Ousset . Oh damn D'Ousset .
No , I don't drink nothing but the best baby .
D'Ousset say make them loose , say yeah , the best yeah , nothing but the best you can't make them loose say , and get up in them though , because yeah you can I mean , if you know , if you know what they do ? They mix it with a little moonshine look , if you've had sex with her already , you know then , or in a girl's case , with him or whatever .
But I'm just going because you know , for the guys we always the ones being gotta explore other avenues so if you sit up here and she all a little tipsy and you ain't never did it with her before , oh , she can be like oh , I was drunk , and then now you're in trouble no , no means no bro , no bro . No , exactly .
I done had a motherfucker say , no , stop , I pulled my shit up and got it . I don't play that .
You halfway in there .
I pull it out . You ain't hit her with , just the tip you can't do that now , cause ain't no statute of limitations ? We got a statute of limitations . She'd put it all the way down to this motherfucking hill , all the way down to the little vein at the top . But now that motherfucker raped me in 1944 . They come arrest you . Come on , man , 1944 .
Damn . That's true , though you can't do nothing now . Get away with it , because they can just claim anything .
Yeah , you got to be careful and watch who you're hanging with .
Claim anything , yeah , and then all like you know , you got to be careful and watch who you hanging with .
Yeah , you know , now it sounds like we're defending like degenerates , but you know we're not really defending degenerates . I mean , you fucked up , you fucked up , you should go to jail or whatever the fuck . It is Like I was watching the thing yesterday where Wait real quick June 22nd somebody hit a million dollars in Akron .
I'm just looking over 2024 lottery winners from Ohio . You know anyone in Akron that Hell ?
yeah , might have come up recently . You got a motherfucking Escalade Brand new .
Probably my pop . You ain't heard from pops to me . I ain't talked to him since June 23rd .
Do you have to be anonymous ? I don't know .
I don't think you have to For safety reasons . You can be anonymous . I think you can be anonymous .
Just go in the mascot outfit .
You can go with the Crimson Tide , See I gave you a name , though .
Oh yeah , no , that is true , here they don't . But no , go ahead .
You can give me a name , but they won't publish it .
Yeah , what was the story ? You was going to say , see , I got sidetracked .
No , it was about the football player , the defensive end , like in 2012 . Oregon , oakland or Oakman or whatever . His name was Right , right , and the girl that she was accused of him of rape , but she called him . They met at the bar or whatever . They had drinks and they go back to their spot have sex , whatever he goes home .
The problem was he's supposed to get the NFL draft was two days away , right . She reported it and the police came and got him right away , bam , so he didn't get drafted .
Wait was that the ?
that was the punter dude right no no , no , no , no , he was the defensive end for Oregon . Oh , because then something happened with a oh . Same thing happened to a punter To like yeah remember like oh yeah , the Buffalo Bills or something . Yeah , but they had drafted him , they just waived him . Oh , okay , okay , but see after that he never got drafted .
So she had to come clean because there was no money . She was in his life , there was no money . He had to fight . It took him about three years to clear his name .
Yeah , she messed up right there , yeah , she is she messed up right there ?
Yeah , she had to wait until he got the money and then say it . You know what I mean , but she messed up , yeah , and the thing about it is .
She thought she was being smart , all you ladies .
all y'all doing false accusations should be in prison For a minimum of 20 years .
Tell them , hey , don't nothing happen to them , huh .
No nothing , you know . Like 20 years He'd be in prison . That's what they should do . I mean it should be a minimum . Fuck it Mandatory minimum . Fuck it 20 years .
God damn for false Fuck .
Yeah , you been talking about the motherfucker rape you , and he didn't .
Yeah , you know what .
I mean .
You definitely ain't saying nothing . No more now , man . They should start with that old chick Pam McTeel .
Go get that bitch Put her in jail . Oh man , she 80 years old .
Fuck it , give her 20 years .
Yeah , that was bad . I don't give a good goddamn that was bad . She's still alive . No , I was going to say it was some guy that she is still alive Is she and the ones that killed him .
They both died of cancer . Okay , they died of , from my understanding , pretty horrible death .
They suffered . Yeah , it was a guy that I guess he really did . I guess he killed somebody way , way back in the day . He was in his 70s . Yeah , dog , they found him . He got life in prison , dog . Yeah , hey , justice is served . Served , that's not bad . That's like 8 years . No , no , so that's what I said , hey yeah , that's 8 years he .
I guess he had a good life , or the amount of time cause . I think it happened when he was , I think , in his 20s that's what .
I'm saying like so he went from his 20s murder so for over like 50 something years , you know , I did hear that story and shit like that I don't think he's going to serve that much time . No , we don't know . No , fuck that Murder and shit is different . There's no limitation on that . You go to jail for that shit for the time you're supposed to go .
Yeah , but he's 70 years old .
But when you come up with shit , you can't Fuck if he's goddamn ?
90 . Yeah , why not ?
So listen , you think they're really going to put him in a maximum security prison . They should put that motherfucker in a maximum security prison . They should yeah they should , but do you think they really are ?
They probably won't give him no time because they don't want to take care of the motherfucker .
Exactly . They don't want to put no money on him .
So you're capital punishment state . Fuck it Friday , motherfucker . Fuck the dumb shit man , it takes so long , that shit you can probably prove that he did that , but you can't prove . Well , now you can . I don't even know how he got caught . I heard his story but I think , like just say what's his name ? Freak boy or whatever .
He beat up a girl ass or whatever oh , that was bad he should get charged for that , cause he got it on camera . I don't think like I said , people saying oh , it's all psychological . If your ass go back to the motherfucker for fucking 10 years , then he shouldn't get charged .
Yeah , she didn't press charges .
See what I mean . Like she didn't press no charges .
Oh yeah , yeah , I get it .
She didn't get charged . You can't just , you know , the state ain't supposed to state , government or whatever ain't supposed to just say okay , we're going .
She didn't press charges at the time when it happened and all that .
It's the same thing with all these motherfuckers saying they're getting sexually assaulted . Okay , I know you were scared and all that shit . You didn't want to come forth and it was a different time and all that stuff . But if you're coming forth now , you can't expect them all to go do time for that shit .
No , I agree .
You can't prove that shit .
Did Ray Rice's wife or girlfriend press charges Because ? He never did time . Did he who , Ray Rice ?
No she just fucked herself .
Yeah , she didn't press charges , she didn't press charges .
She didn't press charges they no , no , no , no no , the fucking , the security people leaked the video to TMZ . Yeah , the Ray Rice shit . He had reported all this shit to Baltimore . Baltimore knew all about that shit . That shit was old . That shit was almost a year and a half , two years old when he did that , you know .
And then , and then , after that Blackball , and then she ran like she was like , oh , why don't y'all leave us alone ? We just want to live our lives . It was his girlfriend at the time . They ended up getting married and you know all that stuff . And she said leave us alone , we want to live our life . Yeah , now your ass got to get a job .
Yeah , that's tough as money .
But that's not on .
He should sue them .
It shouldn't even have been admissible . Yeah , you know they didn't arrest him or nothing . No , it wasn't admissible anyway . They just messed up his life , because now it's on video and TMZ get off on that , fucking up niggas' lives . You said TMZ , they get off on that shit . You let it be a white person .
They won't say shit , you sure I don't know Joe's back .
Tmz's pretty ruthless about everybody .
I guarantee they won't .
I watch TMZ and I've seen them just bend everybody yeah .
Somebody they don't like . Okay .
Because that guy that runs TMZ , he's a lawyer . Right , he's a lawyer . Oh Harvey , yeah Harvey's a lawyer .
Right , he's a . Oh Harvey , yeah , Harvey's a lawyer . He's a lawyer . Yeah , he's an attorney .
And it's just like when what's her name ? Had a show . She love the fuck over with the brothers and shit , who's that ? What's her name ? I think she secretly like brothers because all her .
Oh , Jenny Jones .
Not Jenny Jones .
Ricky Lake , ricky Lake , yeah .
She like niggas Every time you turn her show on . There was some niggas in the damn . Nothing but a bow tie . Them niggas ain't nothing but a bow tie . Oh , I need another swig of this shit . Oh hell , here we go . Someone is cracking . I ain't got to the WMA yet . He's another swig of this shit . Oh hell , here we go . It's on the cracker .
I ain't got to the WNBA yet .
Rodeo Joe's back .
Oh shit , I ain't got to the WNBA yet . No motherfuckers there . So , Bill , oh , support us , and they got all the games . Come on , motherfucker in the morning . What kind of shit is that ? Like it's fucking .
You going to the .
All-Star game it's like what you going to the All-Star game . I tried to get tickets but it was too expensive you know what is it ?
What's the the cheapest ?
one is like About 400 . Yeah , I told him it was crazy . When is it Next week ? This week , two tickets was $8.98 . I was like nope .
I'll be watching on TV . It's downtown , you need to go post up outside .
You go post up outside ?
Well , no , but the thing is , what kills me is like okay they got their own channel now right , yeah , they do , but the goddamn Kings they only have like fucking , they don't play on the NBA network . They got like nine of them .
I seen them on like the WB or something .
WNBA , the WNBA , it's the WNBA network .
What's the WNBA network ? They ain't got no .
They ain't got no commercials , though , but they be on it , cause they show the whole game .
Oh , is it , it's like streaming . Is it like streaming ? Yeah , it's streaming .
Here's the thing we're fucked up about it Is they only have like Two games a day or whatever , right , that's not . But the thing is so . I go to work at 8 . Monday through fucking , I mean Sunday through Thursday . They'll play a game Monday .
They'll play two games Monday , maybe three on Tuesday , a game on Wednesday , three on Thursday , right , but the motherfuckers are over it by the time you get off work .
Yeah , they done by two .
I'm like what kind of shit is that ? At least put this shit on primetime .
Yeah , it is Because there's already other stuff that's already on primetime .
So they trying to get they still working their way in .
They still working once they get the followers .
Ain't nobody gonna watch ? No , motherfucking WNBA at noon on motherfucking Monday . That's like when some of the how you gonna watch that shit .
Like 9 Power 5 conferences . During lunch .
You gotta have Monday off .
Yeah , that's when some of the 9 Power 5 conferences when they play football on like a Tuesday or a Wednesday .
Only game you can't watch is Hawaii .
You just trying to get the exposure .
Because them motherfuckers play two in the morning .
Yeah , their games are late Even for us .
Out here we're going to watch Hawaii . Yeah , yeah , 2 o'clock in the motherfucking morning we got the Hawaii game coming .
Yeah , that's crazy .
But , like I said , if I was a coach I'd book them motherfuckers every year , though , Hawaii , just to go Hell yeah , take , hell yeah . Take the kids , the wife and shit and tell her I'm doing it for her , I'm doing this for you , baby , you think we want to play these tired motherfuckers every year ?
Hell , no , we're going to white , goddamn get us a little high .
Who's playing today ? Indiana Fever is playing the Mercury Breakfast and Bee oh , they're playing the .
Mercury again . Yeah , they just played .
They're playing the Mercury game . Yeah , they just played they're playing the Mercury .
So what time is now ? That's definitely going to be prime time . It's at 7 .
Eastern . So it's on now .
It's on now yeah , it was on when I left . Before I left oh yeah , the pregame was on .
Yeah , that's what I'm saying , like .
Damn . So they ain't even want In Indiana . No that makes sense yeah yeah , you know that's prime time for them , 7 o'clock on the East . Yeah , I mean , you got to realize , hey , that's where Majority of their games are like .
You know they talk about that East Coast bias , yeah , but majority of their games are over with by the time you get off work .
¶ Lakers Jersey Controversy and NBA Discussion
Hey Joe , just go ahead and admit , you're a true fan .
I'm trying to be bro , but I can't .
Because I see no problem with the schedule . I'm just like okay . I'm trying to be Like no , I'm just like , uh , I mean , I watch when I can .
Because you record everything you know . Let me see .
Okay , so you're trying to be a true fan I'm trying to be .
I ain't got no jersey yet . I might look weird on me in a month have you been to a game ?
damn hey , indiana , fever is blasting them .
Oh really , they're getting better , man they're getting better but they , you know they , they score in spurts . So they haven't had , they haven't found a way to just make it a like continuous thing .
The problem is like okay , so what I saw was consistency . If Clark hit somebody in stride , they'll break stride and start dribbling the ball and then try to lay it up . You know what ? I'm saying or they'll take it dribble around in a circle . See , now you don't have no assist .
She's getting her assist , though she's getting them , but I'm just saying though the majority of the time she should have a lot more than that .
But when you start dribbling the ball , the assist you don't get that assist .
Then you get one dribble .
Yeah , and watch the games as soon as she hit them with it . They'll take two or three dribbles , the assist is gone .
So she get about six or seven , but she should have about 10 or 12 . She get a lot . She get a lot of rebounds from me .
I be like she just know where to be . She'll see the ball go up and she'll take off to that spot . She gets a lot of rebounds that I wouldn't think she would get because she's too little . Yeah , she do . She get a lot of rebounds Every time you turn around . They're trying to know .
Angel Reese , don't get all them rebounds , she is .
Angel Reese be getting it . That's my girl she gonna be rookie of the year . That's my girl . I love Angel Reese .
Oh no , no , they crying about that too .
That'll be Rookie of the .
Year .
I know man For real .
Caitlyn should be Rookie of the .
Year no .
Angel Reese playing her ass off .
Yeah , but y'all know they both playing their ass off , yeah .
I still like Angel Reese .
Hey , the NBA . They had co co-workies of the year . I do remember that . I can't remember who it was .
Allen Iverson .
No , he won .
He won by himself .
That man was a killer , they might as well give it to both of them . It was like , let me see , I'm trying to figure it out before I look it up .
So did you see they talking about they fucking ? Cooper Flagg's supposed to score 71 points .
What .
He scored 71 . Yeah .
When In the game , in the scrimmage game .
No , it's supposed to be in the league in the league game . But the NAA league games . But Duke on that motherfucking play though , yeah , man .
Oh , is that he's going to Duke .
Yeah , yeah , he going to .
Duke . He's the number one pick next year .
Yeah , they say he's going to go number one .
You think he won it down ? Oh yeah , yeah , he definitely going to be one down he was already giving them the business in the scrimmage game .
Yeah , he was giving him the business . What the man . He was giving AD ass up man for real AD was on skates , that's funny .
Hector was hit him , hit him , hit him . Oh swish , I was like damn .
He was tanning the money .
How old is he ? But he'll be , but he'll be 18 . 18 , what's that ?
thing by the time he go to Duke . Yeah , he got a late birthday .
You got to think about it . That's the new model you got Wimby Alma .
How tall is he ? I mean , I've seen him 6'8" 6'7" .
Oh is he . I thought he was taller than that .
I thought , he was 6'10" . Nah , they said . The Thomas and Max Center For the Laker Summer League Is sold out .
That's right , going to see Junior . Oh , bronny , junior Junior to the third .
So I want to say this I have absolutely no problem with it .
How come None that this man Just say . Just say , if he pulled every string and got his son a job . He did no more Than any other father would do , pull your son up .
All you people can shut the fuck up .
Let him ride on your coattails . All you white people do that all the time . I got one last question White privilege , white privilege If ?
you want to talk shit about Bronny James ? He was picked 55th .
He's a good kid .
Who was the 55th ? He's a good kid .
He doesn't even who was the 55th pick last year Exactly ?
Who was the 55th pick before that ? Who was the ?
55th pick , exactly In 2020 .
Shit . I don't even know who the first pick was In 2021 . If you can't name , the 55th pick .
Shut the fuck up .
Exactly , exactly .
That's right .
People just want to complain for the sake of complaining .
You don't know who the 55th pick was . Shut the fuck up Now .
if this dude Nigga , I know who it was ?
You don't either , and it's like Mr Irrelevant , you don't know who the fuck that is until that piece of shit .
You see how I went to hate so fast you know what I mean .
No , you right .
You all right .
That's true , though .
Yeah , what's your name ? Tweety Birdie .
He said Tweety Birdie .
I mean Brock Birdie . You know his name . You know his name . Nobody knew who the fuck the most irrelevant was . You know what I mean ?
Hey , I don't get why people are so upset .
Yeah , Now if this dude Corporation's been doing it for years .
If this dude exactly .
Jerry Buss did it . His kids didn't know shit about basketball .
If this dude sat up here , didn't take care of his kids and all that . This is a dude that's present in his kid's life . He just got his son a job .
That's all . The only people that should be mad is like Dwayne Wade .
Why would they be mad Like ?
Dad , you can't get me in the NBA .
You can't get me a job . Dad LeBron got his son a job , hell .
No , he can't get me in the NBA . He can't get me in the WNBA . That's the other son , right , he can't get him in the WNBA .
That's the other son .
Right , can't get him in .
WNBA . He can't play with you .
Man , I swear to God he got a dick . He can't play with you . No , not the little one . He can't play with you Our podcast ain't going nowhere , dog .
Get that nigga in the WNBA .
Joanna man , they're going to be like no , they're gonna be like hey , I wasn't talking about that , I was talking about the other one you're talking about .
Uh no , that's just wrong . What's it wait ? Is uh yes , I hear it , so is he overseas playing ?
then that's a good question probably in korea south korea man making money . Yeah , no , that's .
That's the .
Thing .
Listen Stephon Making more money Than Junior . You want your kids . God damn Junior Jersey sold out , dude .
Exactly .
What so ? Oh yeah , number one set in Jersey this year bro Wow . Nice . Exactly , that's alright , ronnie J , in Jersey you can't get one of them , motherfuckers .
Listen , wor worst case scenario . He had to say it like that I'm just saying I don't want one .
He plays for .
I'm getting one , damn it . I don't want no Lakers jersey I don't even wear .
You'll never see me in gold and purple nigga Ever . I'm going to wear a Lakers shirt . I need to get one . Wait , wait , no , I take the black one , though it wasn't strange . You said you would get the black one . Yeah , I take the black one , though , but I ain't wearing no purple .
Get your Barney James jersey . I can get my brother one . My brother's a diehard fan . Listen , I'm wearing one . I ain't wearing no purple jersey Now . My brother's a diehard fan .
I want the yellow one . The yellow , I came with you the white and blue .
I was Well , confession . I was just in LA , that's about USA and .
I almost got a Magic Johnson jersey .
I was at Krypton . I was sporting a Magic Johnson . Yeah , that's a retro .
Yeah , you can sport it , I'm not I don't even wear a jersey . I'm sporting a Jordan jersey .
That's all . I'm dog , I ain't going to wear one .
I'll get one for my brother , though no .
I'll wear it . I'll get one for somebody that's a fan but I'm not wearing it .
He's a fan , he's a fan .
I'm a fan , nothing but , Chicago because I'm a fan Ronnie James .
Jr is now my favorite player . Now I'm waiting on Larry Hughes' son to get there . Does he play ? Does he ?
play . Yeah , he's in college , he's in St .
Louis Larry Hughes Nigga . Oh my Lord , ain't no real hoop fan Joe .
Joe's not a hoop fan . You know that .
Right .
You know that Football through and through , you ain't got no neck nigga Shit back there .
That's the whole problem With all the injuries . What's his name ? What's his name ?
Today's football players Got a neck .
Yeah . That's what they promise , what's that dude name On He-Man ? Ramsey , ramsey , what was his name ? Oh ? Yeah , the one the one that had no neck .
He look like our boy Ramman Ramman .
Yeah , remember our boy that be at the gym Ramman Damn Ram man . Yeah , remember our boy that be at the gym Ram man Damn you . Look it yeah .
Dude walking around like his shoulders touching his ears .
But see , that's the way football players were built back in the day , though . Remember how they used to introduce them . All you know . They would show the picture and shit and they'd nail . One of them had a neck , all of them had traps , dude Like motherfucking neck , be like this B you ain't have no injuries .
Now the motherfucker fall backwards and hit his head , Boom , Like what the fuck is that ? You know he got a concussion Right . You fucking serious . You just fell down backwards .
They don't want to wear neck rolls , no more . You know the big ass neck rolls .
They don't even make them anymore , do they ?
We didn't wear no neck rolls , we just didn't have .
No , I had one . You wore a neck roll when you had a neck , just because I thought it looked cool yeah .
When you had a neck .
You get fucked up trying to wear a neck roll . You play linebacker . I was actually a DB .
Oh , you wear a neck roll at DB .
It was one of the little ones .
Like Eric Dickerson , like Eric Dickerson , eric Dickerson , yeah .
I was like , ooh , I thought it looked cool , I wore one we had the old one , big roll motherfuckers .
With the big thing in the middle . No , no .
That was fancy . We had the motherfuckers just roll .
Yeah , like a towel . A towel rolled around your neck . It just rolled around your neck .
And then that sun messed around hit it , it started cracking .
You had no son . My football season was either raining or cold .
Man I don't man , I don't miss that . Hey , football season is almost here , it sure is Almost time for fantasy .
Niggas , what Y'all start watching Receiver Yep , you ain't started I started .
¶ Casual Conversations About Movies and Society
No , but I am going to Vegas , but I'm going to stay with my nephew .
So you ain't going to Vegas .
No , I'm staying with my nephew , so you ain't really going to Vegas .
I'm hanging out .
Where does your nephew live In Vegas On the strip .
No , we know all the good shit out there .
You going to take us to the soul food spot ? I ain't trying to go to soul food .
I'm trying to get some edibles .
You can get those everywhere . Hey , you don't want to eat nobody else's food , huh yeah , I do , I do .
Now he know where that shit at . Probably I mean I'll talk to him , but now I'm going to come fuck with y'all .
Cool man , that's what we talking about .
I'm going to watch it , but I still got to watch . I got to watch . What do I always talk about ? Oh , beverly Hills Cop Axl F . They say Beverly Hills Cop . On there you ever see Beverly Hills Cop ? I know it's Beverly Hills Cop , axl F .
Man , yeah , they say Beverly Hills Cop on there you don't see Beverly Hills Cop . I know Beverly Hills Cop . Axl F .
Yeah , this nigga's getting super technical . No , I watched it already , I'm telling you hey , I guarantee if you ask somebody what was Eddie Murphy's name in that movie ? They don't even know what that nigga's name was . Yeah , they do , but they knew he was Beverly Hills Cop .
You can ask everybody , everybody know Axel . Everybody know Axel Foley . Everybody know Axel Foley I don't know All right out there in podcast land .
What was Eddie Murphy's name ? They know .
In Beverly Hills .
Cop .
Gumby damn it .
They're going to think his name was Claude . Why you got to be so damn nasty , claude ? Yeah , so you remember his name was Claude . In life , claude , yeah .
It was Ray , wasn't it ?
Oh was he , oh , claude was , martin , martin was .
Claude . Yeah , we confused . Yeah , why you ? Yeah , you said Claude Martin was Claude . You got me confused , yeah , why ? Yeah , you said Claude .
So Martin was Claude .
Yeah , Martin was .
Claude , Come on nigga .
Man , I love that movie . I love that movie .
Life is hilarious . I love that movie .
He said , ray Ray , what I got ? My toes stuck in one of these bottles .
Now , that was a fantastic movie .
That's it .
Hey , did y'all see they're coming out with Gladiator 2 . Oh , that's going to suck .
I never , even seen Gladiator oh it's good , but I'm just saying though that's the whole thing about .
Gladiator 2 . Denzel's in Gladiator 2 . Yeah , I saw that .
Nah , I think it's going to be good . Man , you're crazy .
You don't like Denzel .
Yeah , his character is going to be the same though ?
Oh it ain't . Yeah , it is what ? Oh my gosh Like the .
Equalizer .
Yeah , I think you throwing shots at Denzel .
You throwing shots at Denzel .
Shout out to Denzel . If you take shots at Denzel , that means you taking shots at Bronny James Jr .
You said all Denzel's characters are the same .
That's what it sound like he's trying to say no , he ain't saying that he did say that Get out of here , so , you said he was the same in glory as he was in the Equalizer and in training day Glory , as he was in the Equalizer and in Training Day and Training Day All different games . I mean , obviously his voice is the same . He can't change his voice .
I'm just telling you , bro , you better go back and watch that shit .
Tell you , man , watch that shit while you high . It's a trailer , huh .
What about Mo' Bad the Blues ? Even if you ?
watch it while you high it ain't the same he's , I mean , you know like .
White man can't jump . What's ?
the ? I mean what's the one ? Not white man can't jump .
The basketball one . Yeah , jesus Shuttleworth , he got game , he got game yeah .
You know a basketball movie I made nigga . What's that say White men ?
can't jump you the horse . You want to lie on man .
Let's not forget , it's Fences , oh Fences was great , Like god damn Fences was great . I watched that . I'm like man .
Him and Viola Davis . Yeah , Fantastic man .
That touched a nerve . That's why I ain't like it . Man Joe , he's crying . Yeah , man that touched the nerve .
That's why I ain't like it . Man Joe crying cause ?
no dude . That's some typical down south shit . Motherfucking baby on the doorstep . All that old bullshit .
John Q . John Q is good see when he was the airplane pilot .
That was good flight , yeah , that was good .
who's the greatest black actor ever ? Nigga who Airplane pilot ? That was good Flight . Yeah , that was good . Who's the greatest black actor ?
ever Nigga . Who's the greatest actor ever Denzel Washington .
The greatest black actor ever .
I'm taking black out of it , nigga . Who's the greatest actor ever ? Denzel Washington , fred G Sanford .
S-A-N-F-O-R-D period .
And An-Esther AKA , one of the big bottom Sanford S-A-N-F-O-R-D period , and Aunt .
Esther .
AKA .
LaWanda Bigbottom .
Movie actor . Who's the greatest movie actor ?
She used to have those comedy albums . She was just the nastiest , rudy Ray Moore .
Kevin Spacey , Kaiser Solce . I mean he like boys , Ain't aice . I mean he like boys and we over that it ain't a crime .
Yeah , I mean like hey you can love who you want to love .
He wasn't found guilty or none of it .
They talking about like what's it ? The Puffy and shit Fucking all these dudes it ain't messing with you .
I'm like listen , ain't none of these dudes Still ?
not a crime .
Don't none of that stuff bother me at all .
Cause , I'm just like , but it's still not a crime . That's what people don't understand it's still not a crime .
No , it's not a crime .
People want to act like you talked to somebody of the same sex .
Oh , like you should go to jail . You know he said oh , he did this , he did that and we had sex parties , but it's not a crime .
He was at the sex party .
Exactly what was you doing At that sex party ? But it's not a crime I've never been to one , it's not trafficking .
It's not a crime . You had a sex party . How's that trafficking ? Put your phone in the basket Because you have to be invited .
Put your phone in the basket and strip you have to be invited . Put your phone in the basket and strip you have to be invited .
You ever been to a sex party .
Nope At the door . Put your phone in the basket .
You strip at the door you have to be invited .
Would you go to ?
one Swing a lane Nope . He ain't going to no sex party .
I'm going to a sex party .
Fuck that I naked he ain't going .
No , I am Shit .
No , but you got to be invited , though , Like you can't just show up at one Like Eyes Wide Shut .
He just show up and be like oh , this is the wrong type of party .
That's a movie , yeah , you never seen that .
I'm sorry .
Eyes Wide Shut . That's with Tom .
Cruise . That has nothing to do . That's a sex party , I know , but that ain't .
That don't even compare . I've never seen it .
Yeah they ain't no real sex party they don't even compare . I'm talking about a real sex party .
Yeah , a real one . You should go he said no , you don't want , I'm good .
Just I'm good , just in case you're going to wake up in the night . So yeah , exactly , that was hilarious , that was a good one , that was a good one . I'd rather wake up with a knife in my chest than a dick in my ass . So what'd you think would happen if you went to a sex party ?
I don't know . I want to know what happens . I'm good You'd be surprised .
I'm good You'd be surprised , I'm sure , yeah , I'm sure , swing a lane Swing a lane .
¶ Key TV Shows and Party Discussions
I'm knocking motherfucking glasses over , clearing the table . What's up , ladies ? What's up how y'all doing .
What if one of us is me ? Hey , I like you , Charlie .
No , you just be like no .
I'm not interested . It's like sorry bro , you got the wrong dude . They in that room . Yeah , I'm out here for the ladies Move .
Hey , what about a ?
milk duddy Move . What about ?
a key party .
Step aside when you put your keys in the fishbowl .
Oh , that's crazy . Or the little punchbowl .
Yeah .
Oh , hell , yeah , I do that shit , no that would be .
That's pretty . Yeah , that's swing line . You talking about room keys , right , yeah , yeah , room keys yeah .
Yeah , I seen that on what was my show Dog . I thought I played it Like when we first started the . It was on my TV show . I used to watch .
Girls pick from this bowl , guys pick from this bowl .
That's the girls' key Dog . I'm going to tell you this right here they just got to match up .
Yeah , that's what I'm saying .
Dog . When they sat up here , it was my dude Shout out to Jackie Long . He was the actor , but whoever his chick was , he was just like at a party or whatever . They started doing the whole key thing and there was like Jaguar , I guess his girl like went to go cause you know , he was like what ? So like what's this ?
So when his girl went to go , it seemed so real dog that nigga need an Oscar just for this scene . Cause when his girl picked out the jaguar xr or whatever the hell car it was , and then she was like oh , i'ma like you , and she was looking at the dude that owned the car man . You saw that that heart was like beating .
He was like wait wait , what's hold up ?
what's going on here ?
what's this ?
I saw that I saw that they went to go walk up the stairs when they walked up the stairs .
Yeah , he looked hurt . He was like man . What the ?
fuck she doing . He looked hurt boy , he was just like I can't believe ?
Let me see .
What movie was that ?
Because I think I saw that , oh it was a TV show .
It was a TV show .
It was a TV show .
Was it the ?
I can't remember the name of it but I know I've seen it On HBO .
Player . Oh no , no , it was on BET .
I think it was on BET . I know that shit was on BET , and then BET , let it . Oh , what was the ?
Lauren London was in it . Yeah , because they had one show like that where they had moved to the one with the movie , though . Okay , when they had moved to what's it .
I start Googling Southern .
California .
Like is this stuff Palm ?
Springs , because they do a lot of that shit in Palm Springs .
Oh , they do like key . So that's a real thing . Yeah , like key parties . Palm Springs , that's hilarious . Yeah , they do a lot of that in Palm Springs , bro , my heart couldn't take it .
You didn't know that . Because they had a series called remember they had this series called Swingers and it was in like Palm Springs . Yeah , yeah , I remember that series Okay , yeah , I do remember the series .
Oh yeah .
I mean , it took place in Palm Springs . So it's a lot of swingers out there . Yeah , it's a lot of swingers out there , temecula .
Thousand Oaks , palm Springs .
We're not trying to tell y'all where they at . That's something up there , amityville Harbor , up there 17 .
Oh , my lord Anthem .
With the purple doors , no , the pineapples . Pineapple doors .
That's how they marked . Man listen .
Remember they had that brawl on the boat , on the cruise ship . Yeah , that's what that was all about , because they had the pineapple on the doors and it was like a swinger thing . Oh , and that's how it all started .
Got the wrong pineapple . Huh , Damn oh man , that's crazy huh .
Boy , you learn something new every day , huh .
Every day , baby , every day . America is the sick twisted lovely place . Hey Dang it .
I did go see Maxine , did you ?
That was a good flick I thought you was going to see Long Legs .
No , it starts today . Oh okay , long Legs starts today . All right , maxine was good . Maxine was good , okay .
Long Legs , what'd you say ?
It . What'd you say ? It was Maxine . See what I do for the podcast . This is my contribution . Yeah , I was going to go see it , but then I fell asleep .
Maxine , I'm going to go see Bad Boys , maxine was . Uh , you just go see it Because I don't want to Get a movie away . I got a show recommended , hello .
Supercell , Super who oh Netflix .
Yeah , you know what I was going to watch that .
Yeah , I heard it was real good . Yeah , I mean I'm a watch receiver but I got to watch season four of the Boys .
Yeah .
Of what the .
Boys .
Oh .
I'm just watching season three . I watched season three , but I'm watching it over again .
Yeah , that main dude .
Homelander .
Man . That dude is nuts . He watch a lot of TV shows , don't he ? Because ?
he be recommending some stuff . I don't watch a lot of movies . I watch a lot of TV shows .
That's why I watch movies . Just give me a movie .
I watch TV shows , tv shows for me have to be like sci-fi or something like that .
Yeah , I don't watch a lot of movies .
Yeah , I watch a movie , Just get it over with One day I'm going to have superpowers .
I know Watch Supercell . I just watched it . History .
Channel Watch Supercell Ancient 80s Superpowers right there .
That's all I'll watch .
I've been watching YouTube though Receiver . How many episodes of Receiver Like six , I don't know .
Probably I only watch one . Oh , okay , who is it like ? Justin Jefferson , justin Jefferson , devontae Adams , my People , deebo , kittle and St . Ron you go .
He said my People that nigga said my People like they light skin hey .
My Team .
They are my .
Team .
I are my team .
And then I'm on St .
Brown from Detroit , mccaffrey , debo Debo he said Kittle , his wife said Kittle , he said Kittle and McCaffrey .
Kittles and bits . We got some If you had the number one pick .
Who would you draft what In ?
the fantasy .
Yeah .
Patrick Mahomes no .
I'm taking Lamar Jackson All day and day . Baby , there you go boy .
That's what I'm talking about , See .
No , because he got fucking some weapons he got . Henry over there now . See , I'm going to be torn . I'm going to either be him or Henry .
We doing it for the culture . Hey , we unapologetic over here , dog I guarantee you , I guarantee you , I'm drafting the best player .
I guarantee you we unapologetic they're going to get the best player Before next year ends , they're going to ban the read option .
¶ Fantasy Football Draft Strategy Discussion
They're going to be dangerous .
They're going to ban the shit out of the read option ? No , you're not allowed .
You can't do that . Push no more either , can you the ?
tush push , the tush push . I think they trying to get rid of that too .
Man , they crazy man , that shit is great yeah .
The only Eagles can pull it off , I know , because ain't nobody else pull it off , so they ain't going to be able to do it now . What's his name ? Retired .
Oh , yeah , yeah .
He was .
Kelsey yeah , no , he get underneath and crawl and then , all you got to do is just land on him .
Who got first pick . Who oh come ?
off him Fantasy I got 12 .
You got 12 because you're 11 .
Oh , it ain't me .
That's right 12 is where it be because , I get back to back .
I'm like seven .
I thought you was in the championship . No , I wasn't in the championship man .
I got put out Very first round of the playoffs , you won in the championship , so did I Me and who ? Was it Chris ?
Chris , no , that's right , oh was it you and Chris , I see .
Or was it ?
me and the Catfish Lady .
Oh , Big Ray . Big Ray got the first pick . Oh , okay .
So it's Big Ray . Hey , if we have a spot , Dan said he wanted no , we ain't got no spots . Who's Dan ? Dan Wright ? What's the name , cousin ?
Big Ray . Let's see , big Ray is where it might be . It might be one , oh yeah , because look , see right there .
Let him know I ain't giving up my spot Because remember Alyssa .
Where am I at Alyssa's not playing ?
Okay , then he said let him know . He said he'll be more than happy .
So listen , big Ray is first , steve is second , ronnie is third , gerard is fourth , I'm fifth , aisha is sixth , shakira is seventh . Damn .
I'm way down there . Yeah , he did you eight Damn .
Sterling is 7 . Damn , I'm way down there . Yeah , he did you 8 . Damn , sterling is 9 . Chris is 10 . And well , joe would be 11 , but he wanted to be 12 .
So if your boy played , he would be 11 .
So I mean you got the choice because you won . So it's like do you want to stay at 12 or do you want to ? At 12 is good so you want to be 12 , and so the whoever the new team is , they just pick 11 okay , I'll give you his number .
One are we done here or what are we doing ? Yeah ?
anyway , yeah man hey , yeah . Well , you're about to say something crazy . Who you want to talk to ?