Are You A Sassy Man...List?

Yeah .

I'm trying to get my cat to join us . Ivy , come here , come on , come on .

Come on , I can touch the cats yeah .

I know , huh , I used to like cats . Why can't you touch the cats ?

Urgent . You like your pets Maybe .

I've got this sad life before .

You started off . Well , here we go . We didn't start it already . And I'm glad he said that because that's exactly what we're going to talk about today . Well , at least one thing Talk about 50-50 . With the other half or well .

I ain't going to even no , you know what ?

let me rephrase that I ain't going to even say the other half .

I'm going to say a girl . We ain't talking about 70-30 .

Now I'm going to let you all know before we start this we really don't woman bash , but if y'all think we do . We put fillers out there and our resident lady could not make it . Therefore we got to let them have it , and whoever that chick is on the internet , if you mad , and it is you hey . I know right .

Like the Benny Hill Show .

Hey , did y'all hear about this app that it shows that you poppin Like if you go live ? I guess when you go live it shows all your streams and all that right . So there's one dude was able to get in the BIP , get free bottles and all that right . I think he got like 10 followers . But whatever this app , they never say the app I heard this .

So it's a fake app .

Yes , a fake app , oh damn .

Yes a fake app .

So he really he really only got probably like 10 , 15 followers . But whatever the app is , it made it look like yeah . So then when the cat saw it , it was like , oh , hold up , it's cat popping . Yeah , bottles , vip service , wow . So it's the clubs . It's the club , the one that have to club got catfish .

Oh , you mean the cumbrellas .

Yeah , the cumbrellas . So I don't want to say the cumbrellas , I'm going to call them . I'm just saying I'm going to call them back .

I didn't make the shit out of them . The hooker in the 1800s , or something .

No 19 , something they had to shit out . Oh , that's hilarious , yeah , yeah . Oh , you know what , John ? Even in the douche , the douche ourselves .

They should know our voice by now . That's shawar .

Man , we still got to have a degree of professionalism A little bit , that's true .

Some sort yeah To my left is .

I'm going to put it on a rodeo Joe baby , oh hold on , hold on . Rodeo .

I don't want to talk too much about this because it's not till next week , but , joe , I think you owe me an apology for what . What ?

do you mean what ? What are you apologizing for ?

What have we been talking about the last couple of weeks on the show ?

Oh , his boy is going through the thing I'm going to let them go , diggers up there , oh well , I guess I'll take that as an apology .

The boardりました and your boys win .

It would be great if you did that as an apology , as an apology with Datoda , I want that to happen for both of you .

I don't want to do it . This is bad .

Sorry , errol , this is bad too , my repetition this is terrible .

Don't send an apology , love Sagittarius . You areения Aaron .

I like John Taylor yeah .

Yeah , roger , I love Roger Craig the way he used to pump them knees .

Man , tom Rathman , tom Rathman , they want me a lot of beer at the bar . I can tell you that , yeah , back in the day .

I remember when Ken Norton played for the 49ers .

Ken Norton Jr .

Exactly , yeah , Ken Norton Jr , Let me Somebody be like . Well , I thought he was a boxer .

Yeah , he was a boxer .

Yeah right junior . His dad was a boxer . Right right , right , yeah he was after him .

Oh , Ken Norton or Ken .

Norton , jr Ken Norton , oh yeah .

Well , Joe , he's got some good movies .

Anybody seen Big George ? I haven't watched it yet . Yeah , yeah , I've seen it , it's good . Yeah , pretty good . It's called George or Big George right .

I think it's George .

It's on .

Netflix George .

No , I haven't seen it , yeah .

I haven't watched it . I heard it's good .

It's a sitcom .

It ain't gonna make me cry , is it ?

No , no no , no , it starts when he was younger .

Oh , okay okay , yeah , yeah , yeah , because I know a show was recommended to me live .

And they show parts of his comeback . They don't I mean .

Because they , I'm gonna tell y'all right now To me , it ended weird . I ain't even afraid to admit it . I don't know what it is , man . Hey , you start getting older , you start getting a little more sensitive .

Hey , that's true , that is true , I don't know about that . Oh , you don't have no tear ducts .

No , nigga I could watch a commercial , nigga I could start .

Man , there's a movie .

I ain't saying I'll cry but like if it's a trailer or something . I don't watch Chick-fil-A .

No , it might be something like an inspirational movie where you just be like , damn , that's kind of inspirational .

But I'm pretty much sci-fi and horror guy oh okay , that's why you don't .

Yeah , that makes sense .

So even if the like the person gets saved from the killer and maybe like her , okay , third toe , all right , all right Get cut off .

That might have been a scene in a beekeeper , when I was like , oh hell , yeah , I'm almost teared up a little bit , you got choked up .

Oh yeah , yeah , I know you can't say it , because that's .

Yeah , the beekeeper . I'm like go see that this weekend .

There ain't no football on . I'm like go see that .

You will not be . It's more exciting than watching a football game . Give me a cheers , probably , besides watching your team .

I'm like that's kind of shit I could imagine doing myself .

Hey , that's , that's the part I'm talking about too . That's the part I'm talking about . You know how I felt with that ? Yeah , I'm like dude , my , my pop is that age and I'm working my way towards that , and you're like wait , hold up . No , yeah , yeah , when you see it , when you see it you will know .

No , that's nothing . When you just start forgetting shit , then you gotta like oh , fuck . Yeah , you know what I mean .

And when can you ? Start signing up for all . Check this out .

I wanted to get me some . I'll tell you , I made my mind up . I'm gonna drop a pound a day , every day . That's my right .

Okay , that's my goal . That's hard to do . No , it's not .

A pound a day A pound a day ?

No , it's not . That's not healthy , Bro . Okay , all right , let's go back to the same .

I'm gonna tell you what the weight guru says you have enough fat on you the last a whole year . Oh there you go . You know what I'm saying . Like you ain't gonna die if you don't eat , cause you're about to eat all that fat up before you die . So they saying that you gotta have food , but you don't , you just gotta have water Because you have a lot .

Yeah , no , I've heard that yeah .

Yeah , no , that's true , you won't die you just drink water you'll be hungry to motherfucker .

you won't die , right , right , okay so , but anyway , I was like , okay , I'm gonna stop and get me about five gallons of the steel water and flush out my system first right . And then I forgot what the fuck I was gonna get .

And I put on some .

I was just stopped by the dollar store and I drove by that motherfucker and I said what the fuck I'm gonna get at the dollar store right ? I knew I gotta get somebody at the dollar store right , and I like , fuck it , I'm going home .

Cause you forgot what you was getting . I forgot about the water , yeah .

And then I got home right and I'm like man , I suppose we got some fucking water .

And at that point you like the hell we going back right .

Yeah , I ain't going back , Cause you gotta understand , like , if you shop like grocery shopping , all that stuff , every time you go into the store it's gonna be $100 . Even if you don't want shit , just end up just getting shit , it just end up being that way . Like you be like I'm gonna go in here , get a loaf of fucking bread and a bottle of milk .

Then you got Oreo cookies . Yeah , you gotta get pizza rolls .

You gotta get some motherfucking jelly and peanut butter . Go to the bread Some drink . Say you know it's fucking $100 .

Let me go over to the alcohol section . Now you take that shit . I'm telling you you can test it .

If you , you can take that shit to the car . But in the car I said , oh shit , I forgot to get some potatoes . Go back in that motherfucker , it's gonna be another $70 . I'm not fucking with you , bro , that's just the way that shit where I don't know what the fuck it is . That's the way that shit is .

Hey , they did . Hey , I have heard Once again we don't fact check , so when we say them they , we don't know who them they is . It's just we heard it from somewhere .

But they did say that grocery stores are strategically laid out Right they are , you know , in the way they they but you know they make you pass certain dollars to get you .

Now I know this is just to piggyback on what you're saying about weight loss and all that . I noticed that when I'm in a fitness store Now at this point in life , the vitamins I take is what I take .

the hell . Is that Right ? So ? The only thing I'm gonna get now . I'm gonna order me some creatine and it's gonna be it Okay .

You take creatine .

Nah , nah , I'm trying to drop my fat first .

Well the thing about it is when you get older , about it produces creatine anyway when you get older it kinda like stops .

Yeah , yeah , nah , I'll take it .

That's why you're like when you get older they tell you your muscles are gonna disappear . Yeah , pretty much . They stop creatine .

Yeah no that's true .

I'm a creatine man . You gotta stay hydrated with creatine .

You gotta tell me that man . I remember one time I was taking that shit , hitting that ass and my legs cramped up so bad . Oh yeah , nah .

I used to .

I used to have you on creatine and now you gotta sit there and ride it out , cause you can't let her know more . Fuckin' know you cramped right Right .

Did she ask you what happened ?

No , man , you gotta ride it out . I'm telling you , bro , you gotta ride it out . See , man , I got some fucked up stories , like the time I was doing leg pressing , I was like I got that on my nuts , damn . Oh my God , bro .

Dad , that's hilarious . That's not as funny as shit to happen at the gym .

You know I put on a lot of lotion one time and we're gonna do leg pressing and then that motherfucker shot me right out of the fucking machine . Like phew . I had about a toy up place on that motherfucker , but it came down . That's something . That's something that shot me right out of the damn machine .

What you ? What ? Did you have a shirt on ?

No , motherfucker , I had lotion on me , yeah , but I'm just saying .

Okay , okay .

You had a lot of lotion on .

Yeah .

I was shining there and glistening .

Just glistening . I gotta say lubricated . I was just talking to somebody we were just talking about that yesterday being lubricated man , there's some gym funnies right there , brother .

Oh , yeah , now we all , we all got some Chicks happen too , like I remember one time we was just checking the chick , she was on the leg pressing her pants are split , right , mm ? Did they split right ? Yeah , right in the bed , right in the clam , right , oh right , you know , I can see the one with the clam .

You was thinking dinner time . Huh , you nasty bastard man , did you wanna put ?

your tongue down there . It could have went either way , though , cause you went to set some tools you been like . Why the fuck you looking down there ?

Yeah , yeah , why you looking down there ? I mean , it's only natural for God's sake , especially now .

No , I'm just saying it could have went either way , though . Yeah , yeah that's right .

You see that it's this . I saw this thing on YouTube .

So how you plan for nail you out . You might wanna check that .

It was on YouTube or IG or something where , like , men are going around , you know , with these chicks that's always filming theyself or maybe calling somebody old he's a creeper and all that Like not knowing that Maybe the guy just happened to look at you real quick or , and you know , you just happened to see it and the way you edit it , you probably make it

No , it's just the meat market . Man Gym always been a meat market . Well , yeah , but but it's social media .

now I've only seen a couple women filming at the gym , like with the whole ring and everything .

They have . I mean they have a whole little setup . You know , I've never yeah , I've seen that show .

And one was in Chandler and she had it set up . She's doing some leg stuff , right , and I'm sitting here . Did she look , okay ? No , no , she was bad .

Okay , no , no , no . No See , that's good to be a training video though she could be making a training video .

What she was wearing , doll .

What she's training for the Squat on that . No , no , no , no , no , I'm just saying like it's content for niggas to look .

You know , as content creators , or whatever they want to call themselves . It's a training video , you know .

Hey , y'all know , technically we content creators . But the thing , about it .

I figured like this here look , and I thought about it long before this shit . I said you know , make like a training video Like .

how to Like how to videos Okay .

That's what they need to be making really , because I like to . It'd be some really Tom Fulverie going on and that , my fuck .

Oh it does . It does Some of the stuff you see in there . You like what ?

the fuck are you doing ?

I saw somebody filming theyself one time . They didn't have the whole setup but you know they buddy was sitting up here like filming them . I think dude had maybe 60 , the easy bar curl and , trust me , I wanted to say something . I was like I'm gonna let him go .

Well , right , and the thing is like I saw one chick filming herself . She had a setup and this was at our , our East border . She she had the set up and the camera upstairs filming herself on the treadmill . Okay , so then you walking up , and where the camera was , you kind of have to duck to get around .

Yeah .

Now you make it in a burn , like if we walk through your video .

Now you're gonna do it . All she's gonna do is edit it out anyway . But I get what you're saying , because if I'm filming you , you're trying to be considerate . Yeah , yeah , like I don't want to mess the chicks .

But if I'm filming you like doing squats or something it's more for , hey , let's check your form so you can look at your form no , right , right , right , your mom is gonna be a three second video but yeah , yeah , you check out .

Well , I see , well , I see it . If you're gonna do that , most gyms open up at five . Hey , yeah , go when it's not . That's what I was saying .

Don't go in the middle of the day Clocking up .

No , that's exactly what I said Go either early in the morning , or you can just become a member in a 24 hour one . Yep , go later than that .

Yep , see , that's what I said Early in the morning . Or if you know somebody .

And create to your fucking heart content . Yeah , yeah .

I agree , because that's once you become , once you start to mix like with the general public , and there's a lot of gentimidation going on To where and I always been that though no , no , no , but what I'm saying is now how many sets you got ?

Oh , go ahead , I'm done .

No , it'll do exactly . And you know what the funniest thing is too when you sit up here , you working out , right , and then let's say the girl is getting in she's getting it in next to you . You go to do your thing Like all of a sudden they done , I mean you don't care , but you're like what . You just sat down , you done that fast .

Female friend , you are not here . Yeah , like get out of here .

Like I'm here to work out Like get out man .

But it's just , yeah , I just think it's fine .

But then you have some other ones . That's about that life .

Go right ahead and just give me a minute . Don't you invite a teacher never to talk to somebody while they working out ?

Well , someone comes over and be like hey , can I work in with you ? You know they're serious about it . Oh yeah , you know what I'm saying ? Oh , they no .

You know , there's some ones that I don't know . Fuck that , no . No , they really really get it in You're like you know the ones that serious .

I didn't know that didn't happen .

You know the ones that serious yeah To where like no , they really really work out .

They have their headphones on and then you know the ones that come in . I don't know what I'm doing now . You don't look like you don't know what you're doing .

That's all made up . Done up Like . I mean look nice now . Don't get me wrong , sister , you look great , but you only came in here to make your video amongst the general public at a time , like you said , the gym is super busy . I'm like come on , you need to either come like early in the morning or come way later tonight . Right , and you will be fine .

I think they close at 11 .

OK , OK .

Yeah , they used to stay open . They used to stay open Like .

Eos .

Yeah , yeah . Or see , that's the one you have to go to , because Eos is 24 hours , so I guarantee you probably have somebody in there like third shift making their videos , which you like .

Ok , I know there was certain , certain spoilers that opened at like 25 .

They were supposed to be I know the one over by Christian . Yeah , one out there by Christian is , but that's why they rebranded it , because it was supposed to compete with .

Yeah , they spoke , yeah , but then once COVID changed , yeah . La Fitness was kind of more . It's still a couple LA . Like six I know it's the LA . It's the one . It's the LA Fitness over there at Like the one I went to last night is LA Fitness .

Seven thousand Camelback and that one's LA Fitness , I think it's still .

LA Fitness and seven street and bell . They ain't updated yet . Oh yeah , yeah , they ain't did the system .

Yeah , ok , then let's keep this woman bashing shit going , hell yeah .

Y'all ready for the way ? Hold on , look , I'm a pull this .

I've been seeing it all over the internet , you know somebody had a comment , I'll make sure . I pull up the right one . Which one we talking about ? The one that said men who can cook ? Or the one 50-50 ?

Oh , you know what we can go with the ? We're going to go with the . Let's go with the 50-50 . No , no , no , no . We can say 50-50 . 70-30 . We , we're going to go , we're going to go with a . That was a good song by the way , which I'm going to tell you right now . Shit ain't shit wrong with 50-50 .

70-50 . Let's see if you ain't got See , ain't got no goddamn kids or nothing , either Talk about a 50-50 , please , oh shit , that's right oh no , no .

They should do though .

They should and that's the jam , not what you were just saying .

So good Loving somebody when somebody loves you back .

Yeah .

And that's a fact .

But , like I said , you talk about that 50-50 . So what I think is like it should go by your performance in the bed . So you start off at 50-50 . What if you ?

perform better than her .

You start off at 50 , then it go to 60-40 .

So then she got to pay more of the bills .

Right .

OK , I'm down with that .

And then , if it , then she can boost it back up by coming up next time she come around .

Ok , but what if you ? You got to have a minute you don't want to ? What if you catch a cramp ? You ain't got 50-50 . What if you catch a cramp and your back go out ?

She ain't going to know that , not even if your back go out .

She ain't going to know that Damn Got to roll with it .

She might know the next morning yeah .

Like damn I can't get up off the floor . You didn't mess around , you didn't blew my back out for real .

Crawling and shit .

Why you crawling to the bathroom ?

My back got blowed out . So you started up to serious , though you started at 50-50 , right , ok , you know what I'm saying . And then you work your way there , like you stay at 50-50 , you don't even kill the sexual tension and everything is even killed . But when you fucking drop off , hey you know what ? You didn't do your shit last night .

Yeah , they said wait , that's what . Hold on , this is the 50-50 . Yeah , I'm looking for . Ok here we go right here . All right , now . This says the title a woman is going viral for making a list of things men do that are considered sassy .

But what does she mean by sassy ? That's what I know . I don't know . What does she mean by sassy ? I don't understand . No , that's what I said when she said sassy , is that a good thing or a bad ?

thing . No , I'm thinking she means sassy , like y'all can Google it . It's attractive young lady .

I want to know what sassy means , because these young kids language now you don't know what the fuck they talking about .

Oh yeah , that is true . Yeah , so we can't really speak on that because I don't know what sassy means Maybe . You can Google . You can Google and put it . Oh , that was a good one , the fuck they talking about . You can put it in , because when I hear sassy , I mean kind of gay .

Yeah , like sassy .

Sassy and sissy is all the same to me . Same thing , sassy and sissy .

I hope that ain't what it means .

Yeah , I mean that's how I look .

I'm going to have to go find her . Call me a sissy . I'm going to have to go find her .

Shit , joe , you know how to cook . Lock me up , Throw away the key . So look , all right here , we go right here . So once again it says woman goes viral for making a list . Oh no , I like it that things men do that are considered sassy .

That's what I'm talking about , right there .

So sassy is good .

What is it To me ?

it is .

Definition of sassy objective improperly forward or bold . That's right . Improperly forward or bold .

Smart and wise forward . Use of temperament or behavior , lack in restraint .

Well , listen , listen if she was giving a compliment , why they trolling her ? Yeah , so that's not a compliment in if they trolling her Because everybody else is thinking about sassy the same way we did . Well , I'm just going to speak for the masses .

Well , go down the list , because some stuff can be considered .

Now I'm going to tell you right now . She got me on three or four of them . I don't know which ones they are , but we're going to . Here we go . Number one can cook . I'm not on that list .

Yeah , I mean , I can cook , joe can really cook .

I can , I'm a survival . I mean I'm a survival . No , when they say can cook , yeah , I know what you mean . No , they mean can cook .

Like Joe level .

Yeah , I can't cook like that . I can just cook like I'm all of that shit . Oh , I'm a survivor . You know , I'm all of that shit . Y'all y'all make like y'all got signature dishes . No , I ain't got no signature dish . No , nigga , you got a signature dish , Nigga , you bought it over Joe's house before .

I don't remember Dirty rice .

It might have been , but that's a signature dish though . So if you have a signature dish , you can cook in my book , right ? So I mean he sassy . So that's one for y'all , sassy .

You sassy .

Or hey , no , hey no , I'm going to tell you . I'm going to let you know , because I already looked at the list and it's just . I'm not for the can cook part , all right . So number two oh , are you with women they don't know on the internet ? No , don't do that . Yeah , all right , so we're going to go past that .

Now just read them all . Fuck , oh , we'll get a better . What she mean , what she thinks sassy mean OK , well , here you go .

Ones can cook . Are you with a woman they don't know on the internet ? Number three let their girl . Let their girl pump their own gas . Now I will tell you . I do think that's funny Sometimes when I'm at the gas station and I see a dude in the car .

I agree .

I agree .

OK , it says . Number four was are you on the internet ? Oh just , are you on the internet ? Or internet beef ? I do it . That , don't do that . Expect their girl to go 50 , 50 on bills . Oh yeah , yep , I understand what the problem is . I'm sassy so that that that they got me right there . Oh where tidy whiteies ? No , I don't know , I don't know .

It's not when you watch the liverance .

It says brush the back of their tongue . Oh , a man that brushed the back of their tongue and gag I do that sometimes Like when you know when you brush , you know you like what she think nigga . Like .

At least I'm brushing the back of my tongue , you don't gag , you fucking suck at that .

Yeah , you should have a gag reflex . Hey , that is true , because you ain't nothing , you ain't used to nothing being that far back you like .

That's like putting that ring in your tongue all the way back there . Yeah , yeah .

Hell yeah , put that tongue ring that deep in your throat .

Hey , if the nigga don't gag , he sucks dick . That's what we going with , and we stand by it , nigga almost throw up . All right Call target oh call target Tarjay . Now I do one of my boys .

That's all in jest , bro . They ain't gonna do it like in jest I always just call it target . Yeah .

I mean , everyone's always thought it was funny .

In jest , you might say yeah , might say , I'm going to Tarjay just to be , but not yeah .

Just being funny In jest , yeah , I'm a Walmart cat anyway , you know I'm from the hood , I don't fuck with target either . Then you got no kind of food selection in that bitch .

I'm a Walmart . Hey , wait real quick . Have you been to the target on 19th ? And Bethany Home oh my god , you might want to go that . Listen , because you know Bethany Home can go one or two ways Is sugar or shit . Bethany Home is obviously , and Bethany Home is sugar or shit .

It's dumb about Bethany , anyway , but here's the .

Thing .

That's dumb about Bethany .

They got Bethany Home for the sugar part , because , man , I was just in there yesterday Dog , I'm in there , I almost grabbed lunch . I'm looking at all the stuff they was making and like the little food selection , like damn I'm going to come here for lunch Is what if you're over by 19th to Bethany Home ?

Yeah .

Go check out that target in there , I'm checking out .

Yeah , you won't be disappointed . All right , let's see . It's like sprouts , right .

Like they got to . They got to . They got to win the best kept secrets . I like sprout . They fuck with sandwiches .

Yeah you see , I know .

Sonia always went to .

Sprouts , oh sprouts , so it was just good .

Then I'm just like , ok , yeah , I do . Yeah , I like sprout , sprout . Sometimes I got that little meatball , Whatever you can just throw like in a microwave or throw it in the oven .

You got to go to the deli man you like . Damn , this is good . Go to sprout deli . I'm heat that mouth .

You know , I also got good food AJ's .

Yeah , that's high bra .

You and that , you and that you and that expensive . You go to 67th and the one on one .

Oh yeah , see that's that .

That's that high class neighborhood he live in . You know , we don't have no .

AJ's over here , you go in there and you actually you can get plates and stuff .

All right , aj Breakfast . Yeah , yeah , no , actually I have . Well , I had AJ years ago On , ray Rowe ran it .

Yes .

Yeah .

I know , I knew a guy used to cook over at AJ's .

Yeah , and it's called AJ it's called AJ's fine food right . Yeah .

Boy , look at that . And a guy used to cook at AJ's .

All right , here's the next one , that's he was sassy too . Yeah right , number nine . So wait , what about the people that work at McDonald's that do fries or Burger ?

King , that's short order , so they don't really care . So .

OK , so they're not considered sassy then .

No , all right Short order .

Number nine is drink out of a straw .

I did that yesterday .

No , here's the thing . So do they were frozen ? Does she mean drink out of a straw , if I'm just at the crib with a glass of juice and I'm drinking it ? Or does she mean the Mcdonalds I'm at Harkins , at , said , wherever place that serves your drink with a straw ? Come on now , girl . She can't be serious about a drink out of a straw . I hope not .

I mean , maybe she's talking about like a Stanley cup with a straw .

All right , now I'm going to tell you right now , shout out to C Breezy , because I love Chris Brown , but that mean he's super sassy because he can do it . Usher to . And oh , marion , I'm gonna do my three favorite dancers right there besides Michael Jackson , but you know Michael Jackson is no longer with us . So it says know how to dance too good .

Makes no sense to me none .

Let's see another one .

I think it says our homophobic .

Damn , she asked that out for , or did somebody do that I ? Don't know , someone did it , but hey , well , I mean , is that a bad word ? I don't think . Homophobic , homophobic .

I mean who ? That makes you sassy if you're homophobic . Yeah , I would think that would make you less sassy .

Yeah , that's what I thought .

Yeah , I think in her mind . But we got well let's get the one more , though that means you're pretty much gay , yeah , but then you post too many pictures on social media . I think that was the last . I think she's trying to say you gay .

Now .

If you're homophobic . Homophobic people are gay . Homophobic people are gay , most of them . Why ?

You think ?

because they scared , like they think it's contagious .

Most homophobic . Homophobic people are gay or aren't gay .

They say they are so most homophobic people are .

That doesn't make sense to me .

Yeah .

No , they don't they fighting it . That's what they're saying .

So just so basically . They're basically in a closet right , they don't .

Okay , yeah .

They tore and they torn , you got to be comfortable with your resistance as a toy .

You're lucky , had a song name torn . I like it . Shout out to the toy I like it most people that are gay or pretty much .

Yeah , they're out now . If you like to be around gay people , why don't ?

it makes you uncomfortable , why because you're gay or I mean it might make you uncomfortable because you don't want to say I got and I'll be honest , like if I see two dudes kissing them in a film that I cringe , like because to me is like I don't really cringe , but I'm like gonna go with that shit again .

Yeah , I just mean that's cringe because , Brokeback Mountain .

Yeah , I never seen it . I mean either see real niggas . I saw it . Yeah , I never said .

I've never seen here , by all I know , is I wish .

I could quit you .

That was ain't that a quote in there ? I ?

think so yeah , hey , one of them dudes is a good movie yeah . Yeah , he's , yeah , he's like yeah but , um , I got y'all heard it was a good movie though , but I heard it too but yeah .

You . My wife was trying to get me to watch it .

I choked up at the end .

I ain't gonna lie you cried , I cry stop it , stop it I'm gonna show this sensitive side .

Are you home ?

No no . I only think I would say about the is that you're saying like to two guys , two girls kissing and it's just that they have a like , have a tendency to just overdo it . No , I'm saying okay , we get sure the lock now . No , I'm just saying now back in the day .

You know , they never know .

Just say , I see two girls Right . They hold their hands . That's not big problem , they ain't kissing and all that shit .

But I'm the problem with the girls .

But what I'm saying is we get it . Yeah , no , I know I get what he's saying . Yeah , I know what you mean .

Like there's no now you're just there's nobody that I'm telling you . There's no human beings On the planet that affectionate . Yeah , some of the shit you be seeing , you know me like just overdo it .

Yeah , like it's not . It's not real , but you're only doing it because that's like a game here's . Here's another thing now , totally off the subject , but that's exactly what we do here . Now you know the commercials . Now how come every damn couple is mixed , or how come every couple got a mixed kid , or ?

I'm just saying I know , I know , I'm just saying you would never see but you never , ever see a black family ever . It's gonna be a white . It's gonna be a black woman with a white dude . Gonna be a black dude with a white dude . I've seen the black family before . No , you didn't , I don't know . Commercial .

Yeah , no , I've seen it black family . I'm just saying , like , just what commercial is that ?

I mean .

I can't , I can't so you talking about what , mom Dad ? And the child just he was saying with you .

Okay , what I can't ? I know , I know .

I know I'm saying McDonald's commercials . I'm saying I'm saying shit , my ass like in a family , walk in to the , to the store .

They gonna have a white kid with them . The motherfuckers ain't gonna be all black . I can tell you that what ? And now , if you do see one on there , it's gonna be a motherfucking AIDS or herbie commercial . I'm being real with you .

Okay .

I want you to show me that motherfucker , but you'll see .

You'll see the white dude all black family , the only reason I like in a white kid , or they have a mixed kid in there somewhere right . No , that's the reason why I bought it up , cuz now how you were saying you see the two , you see the two men kissing , you see the two women kissing .

he's gonna be having . He's gonna be having fair with the dude , oh , oh oh . No , we in fact say allegedly , allegedly , tell the truth and shame the devil . He alleges will be having a fair with a dude or something . Allegedly .

You gonna find it , oh , td Jakes .

Don't look it up .

I know .

I know I'm gonna say the parent pay attention to every damn commercial .

I watched them down there . I know it's been a minute .

No , not since not since the me too .

You know , that's it . You ain't seen it . I mean , if you can see it , you go . If you go back to like fucking , oh yeah , like back , no no , yeah , no , I'm mean 789 is like , but 2022-2023 now you ain't see that shit , no man anyway .

Okay , we can get back to the Overdoing it with a minute kissing and better adapt , for you find that shit .

With the man kissing .

I know .

I'm Recorded . I'm a senator jump .

Yeah , well , you were 12 , might have seen it , yeah .

Yeah , no , no , we've , we're going 2022 , 2023 , 2022 2021 you ain't gonna see that shit .

2020 Damn he giving us a three-year .

He giving us a yeah , yeah or three year in a couple months . I watch a lot of TV , bro .

And I got insomnia and I know I'm tell you about insomnia you got insomnia . Three things gonna happen . You gonna be in shape , right , that's one . Oh , you don't get rich . Big dick , because then the three infomercials you gonna see he late at night , cuz they got the mouth fucking Growth peels at late at night .

They do see the parent be like All the infomercials gonna see these days , I'm sure you know how they do all the infomercials .

Yeah , yeah and that's all you're gonna see these they bro . I'm dead serious , I am telling you that's funny . Or both might get rich in shape and have a big dick if you buy all that shit .

Like hey , I got it all . No .

I got it all . God damn it . Well , I can say you go three inches , his motherfucking two weeks I got , and then they have the one that come across on the end on your on your computer . Now I said , yeah , you want to have growth , this in that and it's some fucking gummies , cbd gummies .

Yeah , I ain't seen an infomercial a long time on .

On the three you on the sea right there , bro , unless you're a QVC fan . Qvc still around hell , yeah a .

QVC boy what ?

about home shopping network ? Is that ?

Yes , you didn't go on the where . Still be buying stuff on this like paparazzi jewelry . You think that's it going anywhere . Fuck , and you got all these women selling paparazzi . You buy a biobus of paparazzi and see what happens . Hey , I got you something that paparazzi get the fuck out of here .

I see they got the lab . Leave them on lab grown diamonds now , hey that a , they always had that .

No , no , no , no , no , but I know what you're saying .

Take it from somebody that knows the diamonds that they take they take the coal , trust me and they put it .

I know an expert Trust me . No , that shit is that shit is legit . Yeah .

They ain't the same value as a natural diamond . Oh , not the same value , but I only want to speak out of turn , like , like , cuz I'm not the expert but no , I I'd seen , I mean years ago , like just like fucking 70s , 80s , and they would take coal and they put it in this thing .

Right , that's like remember who saw that movie what's called black diamonds , right ? I never watched that either . I heard it was sad . That's , that's Just on yeah , I think what it is for the cold .

Yeah , they blacked and they full of cold . Their diamonds but they pull the cold black , given a black color . I Think that's where it works . But see , when they check the diamonds , if they real , they put it on the microscope . They look for cold specs in it , specs of coal . Make sure it's authentic .

I . Never understood why that stuff got so much value to it like the diamonds and stuff , gold and all that .

How did that ?

man , I know it is a rare metal , yeah , but is it that rare ?

Yeah it's even rare right now , because they dug it all up Right now . All they do is get that's why .

That's probably why they're making a lab .

Because the thing is it's like all you dig now Out of the gold mines , now they don't get nuggets , they get gold dust . Yeah , but I just use all that mercury to bond it , to make it bond together . Who said okay ?

I'm gonna make this thing valuable .

Right . Well , the gold is more value , because that's what we need to make computers and shit .

Well , yeah , but diamonds and and , and I don't know why , diamonds , because it's shiny .

They have the VVS , all that . I'm gonna be using crystals and shit .

Yeah , crystals like , just like Star Trek , so just like .

Star Trek . They know we had characters on the show .

She out there saying man , but I mean , when you start looking at the weird shit , like you know they got that . They found that rock in in Africa or whatever that holds . Electricity is electrically charged rock and it has enough electricity like a car battery Rock by this being you can Jump start a car with it .

You been watching way too much black . I told you man .

Electric charge rock .

If you want to be you want to be serious about it .

Haiti is Wakanda , if you want to be serious about it , because that's where the meteor crashed in Haiti years ago . That's where we're metal .

So so Haiti is actually Wakanda yeah .

Oh .

It is .

So now just does the DR vibranium do ? Do they get any benefits from it , or who the DR ? No it just it's saying like if you think about it , like Haiti is .

Haiti had a lot of gold back in the day . Now , allegedly , one of the larger free nations sent in their special forces and took all their gold , assassinated the president , allegedly .

Well .

I want to get picked off . So nobody don't know where the gold went , though All they took all the gold out Haiti , allegedly . Oh , you found it .

Was . Oh , what's fake back check .

So so Joe , joe's Joe said , if he's believing the AI again the internet .

You that ? Just so you don't . So they can . They can . They don't hunt , they don't they take , they give you the misinformation and this AI boy this AI stuff is taking over yeah it's crazy . They give you misinformation so you don't think about them bombing down in the Congo and all that shit Strip mining and all that shit going on in Congo .

I'm just saying one for the con go , I see list .

They couldn't make .

They couldn't make gold diamonds , don't you know ? Diamonds are girls pass .

I'm just fraying .

Joe . So Joe , enough assassinated .

No , no no , they can't fuck . They can't fuck you . I'm protected by the voodoo lady . Come on , man . You know that , miss Rudolph .

Hey , is that ? Uh ? Oh no , what's one is miss Cleo . Remember what ? Where's miss Cleo ? Somebody said she lived in Florida .

Miss Cleo , you know they put that woman in jail for fraud . Man , Come on .

Niggin . All these other people are here with .

Oh man , they put that woman in jail for .

I don't know if she probably out now , but she wasn't paying her taxes , or what I . Think they ran down on miss Cleo . That's right man , miss Cleo from Cleveland or something . You don't even have that accent I don't think I like . Miss Cleo , hey , hello for you .

Oh I .

Didn't you ever think about calling them numbers ? Oh miss Cleo pass . Shout out to miss Cleo .

All right , she came out as a lesbian . Oh , miss Cleo , did . She had Cholorectal Cancer , oh shit , died in 2016 .

Oh wow , I P miss Cleo .

Man .

He went after her for fraud and all kinds of stuff I am , and then and she came out as a lesbian , they didn't even have to put all that in there , yep she's only 53 years old when she passed . What was she from Watch ? This is gonna say , like Dallas , texas or Cleveland , ohio , why Los Angeles ? Miss Cleo was . And then she had an accent .

Hey you . What was he talking about earlier ? We first sat down .

I'm old now , man .

Oh , do you remember Vision pro guess what just popped up on my phone .

So you're watching you and he won't even have an apple .

I don't have Apple . That's nuts . It was talking about vision . Apple vision pro should just pop the phone a .

Because you gonna buy one for your kid . Hell , no , hey , what's your mouth saying ? 3500 .

Yeah , I think you are . No , I'm not , you mean seven and wait .

You know you're gonna get you cuz you .

You just said . I said you and your son Seven thousand . My dad ain't never took me to AJ .

I want to . I want to AJ's while he was at practice .

Yeah .

We used to just go to IGA and giant eagle .

Thousand .

Look how much did it cost , like like 3,500 right , 3,500 , 3,900 .

Store Apple vision pro .

Oh yeah , I got my God . What do I say ? They can't be that much . 3,500 . It's it is , or 291 dollars a month . You can get it for 291 dollars a month . For how long ? For 12 months .

She , you get that shit off T-Move and they right .

That's true . That's true . Be the same damn thing .

I'll be Now that . Now that's funny . Right there , watch them get . I'm gonna order one off T-Move and bring it up here .

About three years . Watch is gonna be $200 and everybody's gonna know .

But you know , they said it's supposed to be nice .

Best buy had the same thing like not not that , but best buy have the glasses . That looks like a 50 inch TV .

Just go get an Oculus .

Yeah , but they bokeh . They have the glasses .

And then make it look like you watching the movie screen . Yeah , I saw cuz the Oculus you can watch Netflix and stuff on there . Huh , have you watched the movie on ? I watched .

I watched one . Yeah , I did , did you feel , did you feel like ? You was in the theater or you just kind of has like a little theater mode . Yeah . So , you sitting on a couch and it just shows a big screen .

Yeah , yeah , I know , I put some on before and it looked like you know , like you , in the apartment . I'm like damn , this is a nice spot . Yeah , it was like they , like they were in New York , mm-hmm . And then I saw another one where it looked like they were at At a resort . Oh yeah , you can say you looking around like background settings .

Look around , you be watching the movie . Look around to the side and they say you can go .

You can go to the club . Yeah , I mean it's other people like you at home .

I'm at home talking about that . Yeah , yeah .

Same thing from black mirror .

No , no , that's what I was saying . No , no , that was gay .

That was good . Yeah , yeah , yeah , no , yeah .

You ain't gonna do it , joe .

No , I know , we keep asking you .

No , can't even do it for the team , bro .

So . So if you meet a nice young lady in the virtual world , you ain't gonna like quarter , like , give her flowers , like a . You want to go to the Mm-hmm what is Jimmy Buffett ? Or coke , what is it ? Cocoa Cabana . Take her to Cocoa Cabana , to Sahara's in Vegas .

I think they tired of me half a million for nine nights Look the Mardee's .

Damn okay . So what about this 50-50 thing ? What was that all about ?

Oh , with the 50-50 . Oh shit , I can play that one . See that that one . Well , we'll need to read no less .

Here we go right here what's a 50-50 hold up ?

I won't try to hear .

Boom , hold up , y'all ready . I Wrote a song about the one here to here ago .

As a man , there are certain things that's mandatory that you should pay for in a relationship with a woman . Okay , for example , her rent . That's number one . No woman should be paying her own rent . If she's in a relationship with a man , all right , her car payment , her light bill , her groceries .

Ugly babies you about to give me it's for your benefit .

Pay for her titties , oh .

My god , she said , she said a lot , she never .

Man fuck that . All right , hold on , let's see what homeboy said hold up , hold up Once .

Mention marriage , love submission or anything she's gonna do for the man . Pay attention .

She .

Just say all she mentioned was good sex and how we know you give good sex .

What the thing about it is ? I doubt it .

I'm gonna tell you this she talking like that .

I doubted she did good hearing that just big it just pissed off . No , you don't piss me off .

I'm gonna tell you why I'm not mad . Yeah , I'm gonna tell you why I'm not mad .

And I'm well first off and I realize I gotta pay a little bit .

Hey , but look , I understand , she literally , she literally just made that to go viral .

Yeah .

She had . I mean which ?

I can't believe what she's saying .

No , she doesn't . She's not even Just watching it and send her mannerisms .

Yeah , y'all can look . Look at , the thing is like if you do what she says , right , you're looking at At least four to five grand a month , no , and ? And she ain't giving a fuck where you live . That dog . That's what it's all right , right , pay your own shit .

Yeah , dog , exactly . So I'm paying yours and I'm paying mine .

And otherwise she's saying that she needs to move in with you dog . Because if you pan that way , you can pay one rent .

Oh , pretty much she forcing her way into your first of all .

First of all , here's the thing you can see , where the mind said that , right there , oh , you need to pay her rent . Okay , if you that serious about the shit , right , why you even got rent in the first place . It should be a mortgage and we'll step that shit up . All right , right , and we all know mortgage a lot cheaper than rent , true ? So why not ?

I'm gonna get a car from buy here , pay here car pay . I Right , so if you can pay Just about like 650 . That's about 600 if you can pay rent and you might have you .

Well , you know that , we all know that car every time there's every time there's dual vehicles in relationship , the man , because I always , you know me , yeah , I mean just what it is and that's the least you could do .

no , I'm just saying , that's understood .

But see , at this point then you should be . Y'all should be living together , right ? And if I'm buying diamonds we live in together . Oh dog , you know , I mean she said six months . In six months you got about diamond man . If I get diamonds right , that's kind of fast . Well , six months , you give a motherfucker diamond in six months .

She better just keep her mouth open .

I walk in that mother . My dick ain't got to work . Just lay there , I'll figure something out .

Yeah , right , what she tears you got a headache , fuck that . It's that time of the month .

If I'm doing all that , I mean if you think about it , right , I mean it's just . It's just if you're doing all that and you all need to be living together because you can skim down .

No , no , no , true , true , you know I mean , that's why I listen .

She don't , she don't , she don't want to be .

Nothing . She didn't say nothing about living , she , she won't her , she won't the money .

Okay , I'm gonna do it like this . You want the , you want , you want the money Without the sin . Yeah , I and you got it you there , go hand in hand .

I say she want to play on the playground or she want to be on the playground but she don't want to play . You want , you want all . You Want all the activity without being fit Exactly , you know that she ain't giving up .

No goddamn . Six thousand all the month with Kuchy , no no , ain't no Kuchy worth no six thousand ?

Yes , it is .

I'm just saying what she ain't giving up six thousand , all with Kuchy , my mother , your woman love you and care about you .

She should let you hit it every day , regardless .

You ain't gonna do that . They gotta love you and all that . You don't want the love not every day . Joe , come on , hey , I'm not gonna let you hit every day , man , I was married , yeah but you get married . You get that shit but once a month . But ideally you want to shit every day . You fuck around , do it at midnight on the last day of the month .

Too much I did . I did . You want it every day . Every day right now , every single day . I need a break . I'm not a machine .

When you want , when you , when it's somebody you like really into , or if you can get it without all the extra shit you know right right , right , you know I mean , you can get it every day .

If you can get it with a little shit , but that's a lot of extra shit come along with it .

So you just kind of no but , there's a lot of extra shit come along with it .

So you say , dial it back you know , I'll take once a week , or you know whatever , if I don't have to deal with all that .

Right , once a week is fantastic , I think . I'm just saying , though , if you don't have some people like , thank you , if you do it once a week is because you don't

know , cuz you don't want to deal with all the other shit like what around holdings public .

Oh my , and now I'll talk to one of my friends today about that .

You know , walk around hell . And I don't do it Because in the growing up our house wasn't an affection . The house like you know me , you know , you know I mean .

I could like .

I told myself I could count on my hand how many times my mom said I love you , we're growing up . Okay , we got grown . It went from Well , I think when she got about 50 , 60 , she said oh , I love y'all , I love y'all . And then she got a little older , so I love you , that's how I went .

Right right .

So , even to the like today , even to this day , like I , let's you know , you don't really come out my mouth like You'll tell your daughters you . They say to me I'll say it , but you won't just straight up .

I want to initiate it now . Yeah , I tell my boys every day I love them .

Yeah , that's you but that's just wait , but see you . You raised different from us . We wouldn't like that .

No , I get it . Hey , I understand that . Yeah , I appreciate them putting it out there .

No , but I'm just saying we wouldn't raise like that . That's why it's like that . It ain't because we don't care .

Right , we wouldn't raise like that . Yeah , you know me . No , I understand . No , trust me , I get it .

My pop . Be like I'm hip , I was like , even as a kid see you go there .

Okay , just say , you come home , you take out the trash , you got clean the yard , all that shit . You think you're gonna get a good job Fuck no you could have what you're supposed to do Some stuff you know , I mean , like all you kids are crazy . They give us no praises and shit .

They want to be padded on the back now .

I ain't . We get none of that .

Like did I do good Hell , no , you supposed to .

Yeah , I'm just saying that's just where we I was raised we wouldn't . It wasn't on affection to family or nothing . But if you touch anybody else in the family , you them longer family . You got about ass . What become about eight people ?

Yeah , yeah , very , I get it , I get you know but that was that have to do it , getting it to three times .

If you doing it two or three times a week now you got to deal with . Now you got to bring the affectionate shit in there . You know I'm saying One time a week you ain't really got to do it , but two or three times now you got a cuddle . You just walk in the room , be like a cuddle now and soon a position .

Face the hair boy you know what time it is . Face the bathroom You're gonna get face down , ass up .

You only do that when they ain't that cute . You don't want to be , you don't want to go missionary .

Then hold up , lay down . I want to look at your face .

Take these three minutes .

I want to see it .

Ain't nothing , man . I'm saying everything premeditated now , bro , you know , ain't no play , no motherfucking spontaneous shit over here . No more is for everything planned Blue two .

I'm dead .

No , but like you said , get it three for three times a day . She , that's a great thing . But then you got to deal with the emotional motion .

Man .

Hey .

Email us . Oh yeah , I do nobody's talking podcast . The two actors that's saying that song . I do this for the dick . Oh , it was Regina Hall .

And and , oh my god , what's homegirl from Insecure ? Well , the one I saw was Now that that was what she in there he's right yeah so it was anyway . It was Easter Ray , and Regina Hall . Huh , oh yeah , oh yeah . No , regina Hall and Easter Ray , yeah man listen what you gonna do for the day .

Oh yeah .

I'm about to catch you slipping .

What you gonna do for Easter Ray and Regina Hall . That's the least worth of weeks paycheck , huh .

Oh yeah , man , you tell me I ain't . No , goddamn , that's where I was a coochie right there .

You just gotta give it to him once .

You give it to him once you pound you do it . Now you ain't got a pound it , but if you do it right , get it in there . They'll come back . Oh yeah , they want to get it , yeah they go slumming like I'm over . Don't tell nobody , I'm here I .

Won't tell nobody me .

Anyway , I will give me that you was , you was , you was .

Is right from it's secure , pretty dark chip with pretty teeth .

Ah , she got some pretty Put on the phone .

That is hilarious dog .

Yeah , that's could be your pick up my look . You might give me that person . Ain't nobody gonna blame me . I already got the peeling system .

Anybody got any ? Oh , our guy comes out . They don't make no , jellison right on . Tell him when people gonna look at what about uh , what's that one ?

the book of book of who ? It didn't come out or it came and went that fast man you know , Two days .

But that's what I'm saying .

That and this one is a movie called American fiction that's supposed to be real , real good and oh , I think that one you saw American fiction ? Yeah , I heard who . Is it good ?

I heard it was pretty good . Came out a couple years ago .

No , it just came out , American yeah .

American fiction , sure , what's the one about the police station ? What was that ? Hey , I thought that's American fiction . I thought that's one about the police station .

I was a couple years ago and I was on the and I was really I'm talking about you .

Talking about you had me feel like I watching roots again .

When I saw root roots and then that damn Mississippi burning . When I saw Mississippi burning , yeah , you know the high school I went to . We had to go . And that man yeah , I'm just looking at all them like , oh my god , do you know what y'all just did to me last night in my mind ? God damn .

But it's it . I thought it was the . It was . It's a spike Lee joint .

All right , here it is right . Here . It's a More info Shit . I can't even read all that who's in on ? Them . The director is court Jefferson . Oh , tracy Ellis Ross . Tracy Ellis Ross is in it . Adam Brody , erica Alexander . That's Erica Alexander from uh .

American fiction living single .

Yeah , start oh , sterling K Brown . From this is us John Ortiz oh .

Okay , I said , okay , I didn't see that . Okay , yeah , good to see it . Yeah , cuz that's that's the one he's .

He's writing the books and stuff , or yeah , it's a comedy drama , so I know I want to see it . Yeah .

I think it , I think it ain't , it ain't came out yet .

It's , no , it's still like the uh , I mean my eyes it was talking about . It is Say oh , you know it's still at the movies . Okay , yeah , so anyway , american fiction , our gal Beekeeper , try , I gotta go see beekeeper . You can't go see that , that's pretty damn good .

It is man you be like man .

Just make sure anybody around you dude , you gonna want to karate chop somebody .

Come on what you looking at , man just starting .

So I swear to god , if I was that cat , I walk , uh , you know , if you just driving down the street .

Yeah .

I bet no , stop right here . I'm gonna walk in the bar and just slap the first person I see . I don't care if it's a four-year-old kid , I'm just slapping them . All right , who wants it ? Because you know they parents gonna come after you . Then I'm gonna give them the . Uh , jason , stave them . Like you want this action , let's go .

I'm gonna count to three yeah .

Two three dog . Hey , don't even tell them , joe . Yeah , I did it for you . All right , y'all , we're gonna leave it alone , right holla ?

peace .