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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Patrick Meltonwww.nobodylikesonions.com
For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

Episodes

February 28, 2025: What’s In The Box!

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...

Feb 28, 202533 min

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe SUBMISSION Show! (February 28, 2025)

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...

Feb 28, 20253 hr 55 min

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe FELONY TRIAL Show! (February 14, 2025)

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...

Feb 14, 20253 hr 42 min

February 7, 2025: LIVE In Atlantic City! Chad FAILS O-gain!

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...

Feb 07, 20251 hr 26 min

THIS LITTLE PIGGY! A Steel Toe SUSPENDED Show! (January 31, 2025)

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...

Jan 31, 20252 hr 16 min

January 27, 2025: Aaron Imholte STILL THINKS He’s A RADIO MAN! Donkeylips GETS WIFI In His Head?

Aaron Imholte insists that the woman who lets him make peen bubbles inside her holes is not controlling the show, and influencing its direction, but we think the noodle-armed grifter protests too much! Watch as the physically-abusive manipulator explains out loud how he is changing his show to be more radio-friendly for the masses. Michael Ray Bowers aka Donkeylips of Nickelodeon fame thinks that he is picking up wifi signals with his body, and we can't wait to see what that's all about. Summer ...

Jan 27, 20254 hr 17 min

January 24, 2025: COACH Goes To COURT? Is Aaron Imholte Headed To A JURY TRIAL?

Aaron Imholte won't take whatever deal he is being offered by the state, and now he could be headed for a trial in front of a jury. Could this be the stupidest thing he's ever done, or is Aaron confident in his ability to represent himself in court like they do in the movies? The Dabbleverse is in flux, with enemies and friends mixing and mingling, and it's tough to tell how it's all going to shake out. One thing is certain - the Super Bowl weekend event is shaping up to create a lot of drama. P...

Jan 24, 20253 hr 20 min

January 22, 2025: Chad Zumock is ALL FILLER NO KILLER! Pussy Comic REFUNDS Patrick’s Ticket LIVE!

Chad Zumock is coming up on the event that is sure to define his comeback arc after the event that arguably was part of his bottom just one year ago. Will the wannabe comedian fulfill his destiny to throw a live event in everyone's face? Only a shaky pig's alcoholic blunder-brain will show us in time! Aaron Imholte pushes back his felony revenge porn charges as he hopes for a settlement that doesn't land him behind bars or labeled as a felon for the rest of his time on the earth. That would most...

Jan 22, 20255 hr 29 min

January 20, 2025: Make AC Great Again! Jill Carlson Loses It! Is Bower Leaving LA?

Chad Zumock is putting everything on the line to cover up the fact that he's using Kevin Brennan for a free trip to suck Jim Florentine's Super Bowl soup spoon. Aaron Imholte has given up trying to convince people Patrick is a bad guy because of Supertip malpractice or untoward allegation of the most unsavory kind. He's moved on to pointing out how ugly Patrick is instead. Michael Ray Bower may be leaving Los Angeles? Say it ain't so! And will Patrick ever get to that pesky PO Box mail from Dece...

Jan 20, 20257 hr 31 min

THIS LITTLE PIGGY! A Steel Toe COACHING Show! (January 17, 2025)

Aaron Imholte is really unraveling over the revelation of his boxing repuatation being a complete fabrication. After verified word from his gym that he isn't a coach, doesn't work with youth boxers at all, and has never been qualified or asked to be a coach in any capacity, Aaron is scrambling to rebuild his identity with this new information now being public. From arguing about what a coach is, to implying that his gym has been letting him coach without a certification, Aaron is determined to t...

Jan 17, 20252 hr 17 min

January 17, 2025: Steel Toe WRECKED Over Coaching Reputation! The Gym CONFIRMS He’s NOT A COACH!

Aaron Imholte is really unraveling over the revelation of his boxing repuatation being a complete fabrication. After verified word from his gym that he isn't a coach, doesn't work with youth boxers at all, and has never been qualified or asked to be a coach in any capacity, Aaron is scrambling to rebuild his identity with this new information now being public. From arguing about what a coach is, to implying that his gym has been letting him coach without a certification, Aaron is determined to t...

Jan 17, 20253 hr 56 min

January 15, 2025: Is Aaron Imholte OK? Steel Toe BREAKING DOWN In Arguments With NOBODY!

Aaron Imholte has had an interesting few days. After issuing yet another boxing challenge because he was FEELING too much and backing down in real time, Aaron has rewritten history several times with new excuse after new excuse. The latest round of rumors has Aaron scrambling to preserve his reputation, as the coach at his boxing gym clarifies that Aaron isn't a coach and has never been a coach. He hang around and offers advice and help, unsolicited, to other members. And now he's making up more...

Jan 15, 20255 hr 11 min

January 10, 2025: Aaron Imholte RUNS AWAY Again! The HEAP At HACKAMANIA!

Patrick was just casually watching Steel Toe this morning with a few hundred of his closest nerds, and Aaron Imholte's emotional insecurity got the best of him again! Watch as Aaron opts out of using his words to explain his feelings and fantasizes again about boxing Patrick and all his haters. Patrick immediately accepts, and Aaron starts putting on stipulations and trying to back out due to trust issues. This marks the second time Aaron Imholte has backed down from a challenge to box Patrick M...

Jan 11, 20253 hr

January 8, 2025: MENTAL CHILLNESS! AARON IMHOLTE Invited To HACKAMANIA!?Joey C Refuses HIS Terms!

Patrick cannot take it anymore! Jill Carlson must be discussed! What is it about nutjobs with causes that makes them think they're actually accomplishing something? Listen up and gather around to hear a story about a woman betrayed by her family and the government of an entire town. See if you can make sense of it! Kevin Brennan thinks Patrick is making up a source about Blade and his probability of sabotaging the AC event. Who knows what to believe as Patrick reveals more details! Joey C calls ...

Jan 09, 20256 hr 47 min

January 7, 2025: KEVIN BRENNAN’S Big Comedy Comeback! AARON IMHOLTE Violates Court Order LIVE!

Kevin Brennan is a comedian from the 90s that your dad probably loved, but lately he's just been yelling at dead Friends and relying on YouTube viewers to pay for his bike tires. Kevin hung up his comedy coat years ago, but now he's letting Chad Zumock plan his comeback in Atlantic City! Chad takes to MLC for a big announcement about the show, and it's all falling apart at the seams in real time. WinBY2 goes live to let everyone know that this event was not on as of yesterday, and he still doesn...

Jan 08, 20255 hr 4 min

January 6, 2025: BLACKMAILED By SHULI? Cumia WRECKS Geno Bisconte! Chad Zumock Is INSECURE!

What a weekend! Patrick had a wildly long email thread with some nut who can't seem to figure out why he is mad at Patrick. At first it was about something that happened on the show 19 years ago, but it ended up being about Shuli and how Melton better watch what he says...or else! Let's get in to it. Chad Zumock is being sniped daily and hates the attention! His show is not for people who don't like his show, and he will wreck it yelling at you about it. The insecure pig man is deleting shows af...

Jan 07, 20253 hr 23 min