Noble Steed

Though this famed individual was not fluent in the tongues spoken by his team of servants, he was a keen observer of body language, and from their meticulous combing of his magnificent mane of hair, he could sense that something was special that night. As the particularly raucous din of the commencing bank echoed through the marble halls, the Guest of honor couldn't hold it in any longer. He let out a curious winnie. Because the VIP of this party in Katatus was not a normal ruler or aristocrat.

gorged themselves and toasted him with golden goblets. Even the sense of many guests, especially the renowned chariot drivers, were thoroughly familiar to in Katatus, due to all of his times spent competing at the track. The champion horse took his customary place, and even the meal served to him in his carved ivory manger was of no surprise, barley mixed with gold again, as in Katatus began to happily

munch away. There was a stir of excitement. The architect of that night's event had arrived, an individual who happened to be the most powerful man in the realm, a monarch whose notorious reign would captivate historians for millennia to come, and who would be consistently referenced, at times misguidedly, as a classic example of imperial madness. This man was Calligula, Emperor of Rome. In Katatus looked up and snorted amicably, because to him, this pale slightly balding young human dressed

in silk and finery was simply his biggest fan. Caligula raised his goblet and, with a devious glint in his eye, made a surprise announcement. He planned to name in Katatus to the highest office any Roman politician could hold, that of Consul. In Katatus understood none of the proclamation itself, because again, he was a horse. But judging by the spirited applause and mirthful hysterics of all of his bipedal dining companions, whatever his main human had just done must

have been pretty startling. I'm Danish forts and this is noble blood. When examining the life of in Katatus, Caligula's favorite horse, it's hard to find impartial, unexaggerated accounts, especially since all of the early records we rely upon come

from humans. These historians and biographers certainly had the benefit of written language and opposable thumbs, but as many scholars have argued, they often showed ample bias in covering controversial figures like Caligula, and he was a member of their own species, so, lacking any unbiased horse historians to provide first hoof insights into the equine experience during the Roman Empire.

It's worth putting on blinders to some of the more sensationalist versions of these events, as well as acknowledging our very human tendency to want to anthropomorphize animal subjects. So I apologize in advance for that and for all of the horse puns to come. All of that said, in Katatus was surely the most lovable young steed who just wanted to be a good horse and run really fast.

We don't have many clear records about his early life or pedigree, but based on what we know of the massive popularity and overall industry of horse racing during this era, we can place a few confident bets in Katatus was born sometime in the early first century AD and likely either spent his coulthood years on a stud farm run by one of the corporations that backed the four main chariot racing factions or teams, the Greens, White, Reds, and Blues, or he was bought at a horse sale by one

of the faction's agents who was seeking out fast stallions. Then it was literally off to the races, as in Katatus would have traveled by ship to train at a racing facility as a hippodrome or circus. There are different accounts of how in Katatus got his name, which essentially translates to speedy, but one thing is clear, he lived

up to it. In Katatus revved his mighty horsepower so triumphantly for the Greens that he won the love of the faction's most influential supporter and all around horse guy, Caligula. Caligula was actually a nickname that Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus received as a child. That meant little boot. Those around him refrained from publicly referring to him by the playful,

belittling nickname while he was emperor, feeling harsh punishment. But since Caligula is how he's most commonly remembered by the world today, I'll continue to refer to him as such, just for clarity. Growing up, Caligula suffered from several ales, seemingly including what we might now identify as epilepsy, and he was by many accounts unathletic. But despite that, or perhaps because of it, horse racing and spectating played an

outsize role in his short but dramatic rule. In thirty seven AD, Caligula became emperor at age twenty five, and he quickly increased the number of looty or public games based around religious festivals that featured spectacles like beast hunts, gladiatorial contests, and Caligula's favorite chariot races. Chariot racing was a must see sport of the era, with successful drivers

and horses ascending to super stardom. Unlike previous emperors who mostly used such games to boost their public image, Caligula's fandom was so fierce that it veered into unbridled obsession. Caligula's favorite races showcased the quadraga over four horse chariot, where the left inside horse was the most esteemed since it had to navigate the tightest turns, so given in Katatus's celebrity status, that was most likely his racing position.

We don't have official surviving stats, but considering the best chariot horse's success rates at that time, it's likely that in Katatus would have had over one hundred race winds to his name. In Katatus must have been head and crest above the four legged field, because not only did Caligula construct grand stables for him, he'd send soldiers to silence the neighborhood the night before races so that in

Katatus could sleep peacefully. Caligula also commissioned an entire private hippodrome so that he could personally race chariots with his preferred thoroughbred. The two rode together, they dined together, and they partied together. But it wasn't all fun and horse racing games for in Katatus. Escalating tensions and treacherous plots soon threatened to hobble his uniquely privileged lifestyle. The games themselves involved plenty of scandals. Caligula was rumored to have

poisoned competing factions. He was also said to have gotten jealous of the fame of some chariot drivers, and even reportedly ran one over in a chariot at his private hippodrome, although it's uncertain if it happened, whether it was an accident or a purposeful act of cruelty. For his part, in Katatus was never directly implicated as having a hoof

in any of that foul play. Likewise, while it's possible that Incatatus's horse teammates and opponents might have become jealous of all of the attention and food given to him. If indeed horses can experience jealousy, there's no evidence that they plotted against him. Historically, these hierarchical horse disputes were typically settled through quick and simple physical displays of dominance, such as biting, pushing, and threatening to kick. The real

herd to watch out for was the human aristocracy. Caligula's relationship grew increasingly strained, with the Senate and all its prominent politicians desperately jockeying for position. This escalated part way through thirty nine AD when a group of aristocrats, senators, the sitting consuls, and even Caligula's sisters took part in a conspiracy against him. The stakes could not have been

higher for Inkatatus as well. If his main benefactor was put out to pasture or worse, in Katatus would lose his fancy stables, his private hippodrome access, and being so closely affiliated with the targeted empire, possibly even his life. Fortunately for Inkatatus, that dire plot ultimately went belly up, but according to some historians, it served as a critical turning point in Caligula's reign and his relationship with his

favorite horse. Early biographers recounted rumors of Caligula taking part in debauched orgies, in incestuous acts, and even drinking pearls dissolved in vinegar, but these are mostly unsubstantiated, although the practice of drinking pearls has been no in other ancient histories,

attributed most famously to Cleopatra and Mark Antony. To be clear, Caligula absolutely compiled a grim resume of punishing and executing opponents over time, but even his detractors seemed to mostly agree that his governing style was less contentious during his first two years as emperor, but the apparent conspiracy and number of people clearly champing at the bit to betray

Caligula changed things. Rather than rein in his imperial impulses, Caligula sought to humiliate senators and aristocrats in any ways he could. Some methods were simple. He increasingly made them greet him as they would a god, by performatively and demeaningly prostrating themselves before him. He was also said to have had second xtual relationships with many senators wives, and

once again horse racing factored heavily into his plans. Putting on games was hugely expensive during festivals up to forty races were held in a day. There were monetary prizes, equipment costs, and the upkeep of hundreds of horses, and then there were the shockingly expensive celebratory feasts for both humans and horses. If some accounts are to be believed, both Caligula and in Katatis ingested literal gold. Caligula made sure to saddle individual senators with this financial burden by

maliciously offering them the honor of sponsoring each event. This effectively muzzled many outspoken politicians, since they couldn't overtly refuse Caligula's calculated slights, especially if they held or wanted to hold a notable position such as consul. In the prior Roman Republic, consuls were essentially the highest elected officials who

presided over the Senate. In Caligula's empire, however, the consul was more of an honorific position that he would give to senators or when he wanted to exert even more control to himself, or, as legend had it, a position he would offer to his favorite race horse. The two major human sources we look to regarding Calyguila's life were both pretty hyperbolic about his most notorious suggestion for consul.

For example, while describing Caliguila's love of Incatatus, third century historian Cassius Dio claimed, quote, he swore by the animal's life and fortune, and even promised to appoint him consul, a promise that he would have carried out if he had lived longer end quote. However, the general consensus among scholars is that Caligula's plan to name in Katatus council

was actually all a pointed joke. Although many early biographers cast Caliguila as a vile despot capable of outlandish things, parsing their motives and political circumstances, along with Caliguila's pattern of behavior, the emperor comes off less as a complete raving lunatic and more a deeply paranoid ruler making spiteful jabs. His jest involving in Katatus had multiple possible layers. First, the idea of making in Katatus the council was likely

a basic dig at politicians competence. Essentially, Caligula was claiming, my horse could do a better job. Second, floating such a notion darkly ridiculed, how trivial of a hitching post, The position had become It used to be the pinnacle of a senator's career, and despite the corrupted appointment process, the title still held the previously conferred extra prestige to a politician. But the idea of nominating a horse underlined just how harnessed any prospective consul was by Caligula, by

his whims and by his absolute power. And finally, some key individual's names might have been relevant to Caligula's joke, especially given how puns and wordplay often factored into the Roman sense of humor. Specifically, a Console candidate at the time was named Asinus Cellar, which could be crudely translated into swift ass, so a quip about Caligula appointing in Katatus may have been a direct personal insult his speedy

horse was preferable to a swift ass. Ultimately, in Katatus never actually became Console, and after a couple more years of bitter and bloody friction, Caligula was finally assassinated by two Praetorian tribunes and a group of centurions on January twenty fourth, forty one AD. Even in the immediate aftermath

of Caligula's death, horse racing came up. When arriving soldiers demanded to know who might replace the deceased Caligula as emperor, the vengeful tribune who was first to stab Caligula, mockingly suggested that they can check in with one of Caligula's chariot driver friends as their first choice. So what became of in Katatus. Accounts are vague. Some say caligula successor ordered the horse's execution, although a death doesn't seem to

have been confirmed. The relevant economics of the time offer another possibility. Thanks in part to Caligula's constant promotion, chariot racing was as popular as it had ever been, meaning champion horses were of significant breeding value. So, particularly considering how many aristocrats Caligula led to financial ruin, it's not unreasonable to wonder if some entrepreneurial or entitled feeling individual might have jumped at the opportunity to profit off in

Katatus by selling him back to a stud farm. As much as that sounds like a euphemistic way for me to say that Caligula's favorite pet went to a farm upstate, there is at least some actual chance that Inkatatus did go on to sire a new generation of race horses. Although Incatatus never actually traded his jeweled collar for the official toga of the consul, his facetious nomination captured the imagination of plenty of political critics, historians, and horse enthusiasts

over subsequent centuries. In particular, in Katatus's nomination became a go to reference when calling out political incompetence or madness. For example, a satirical column in a seventeen forty two issue of the London Magazine and Monthly Chronologer praised in Katatus as a wiser minister of the state than the

Prime Minister of Great Britain at that time. In a somewhat convoluted respond to the American Colony's declaration of independence, a British writer also used Caligula trying to make in Katatus a consul, as an example of the issues that eventually arise from giving decision making power to the wrong people. Today, in Katatus even has his own Wikipedia page, and Caligula's Horse is the name of an Australian progressive metal band.

From a political perspective, the notion of Caligula elevating his horse to a government position is enduringly memorable. But let's not put the chariot before the horse and get so caught up in all of the mocking hypotheticals that we fail to give the stallion at the center of the story his due. What in Catatus did accomplish in his life was still stunning. Sure, many aspects of in Katatus's fate and the reason for his fame were beyond his control.

But on the other hoof, you can lead a horse to water, but once he sails across that water, it's up to him to excel so remarkably at the hardest position in the most popular sports of the day, to the point that he makes the most die hard and powerful fan consider spending unprecedented resources on equestrian luxuries the likes of which that horse's four footed four bearers never could have imagined, from competing at the vaunted hippodrome to

hosting human parties. There were numerous times when in Katatus could have spooked, balked, or stumbled. But when fear and confusion threatened to get the best of him, in Katatus simply said, nay, and I think in the vein of this podcast, always trying to for lack of a better word humanize the figures at the heart of history. It's worth celebrating what a good horse in Katatas was. When Katatus never actually made it into the government, he did

get another official title. Caligula actually made in Katatus a priest of his imperial religious cult. This priesthood may have initially spawned similarly pointed jokes about the ineptitude of human priests, but even if partly flippant in nature, in a way, this religious appointment still meant more than a political one. Coming from Caligula. After all, the emperor was consumed with the idea of placing himself among the gods, first as more of a snide prank, but then with increasing sincerity.

We may never know if in Katatus himself had any such dreams of divinity while clip clopping to and from his grand stables, but at least if he ever accompanied his human to a temple ritual, he would have seen a familiar long face, that of Pegasus, the mythical winged steed who was often depicted in statue form alongside Jupiter, the king of the gods, whom Caligula so desperately wanted to emulate, and in a sense through his lasting and

now fairly infamous legacy. Our illustrious horse hero certainly trotted his own way to immortality. That's the story of in Katatus, Caligula's favorite racehorse. But stick around after a brief sponsor break to hear an additional intriguing question about our famous

quadruped's political career. Despite Inkatatus never being a formal consular candidate, some intrigued fans have mused about whether he would have been eligible based on the requirements for Romans to become senators per the changes enacted by one of Caliguia's predecessors. These minimums included being at least twenty five years old, owning property valuing at least one million sestercees a type of Roman coin, and having an quote unblemished character. Two

of those are easy. There appears to be no evidence in Katatu's ever had a criminal record, and his carved marble home was undoubtedly worth well over a mill. The question of his age is a little trickier, as twenty five would have been fairly old for a horse still seemingly close to his prime racing days, although that depends

if we're talking human years or horse ears. All in all, especially given Caligula's enthusiasm for bucking tradition, these prerequisites would likely have been easy hurdles for in katat Is to clear in his senatorial steeplechase. Noble Blood is a production of iHeart Radio and Grim and Mild from Aaron Manke. Noble Blood is hosted by me Dana Schwartz, with additional writing and research by Hannah Johnston, Hannahswick, Courtney Sender, Amy

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