No Thanks, I'm Full

Paige Buckner and Luis Avila•podcasters.spotify.com

No Thanks, I'm Full is a brand new true crime, paranormal, mystery and conspiracy podcast! Listen to Paige and Luis talk about all the reasons why the world is a crazy place. Tune in every Monday for new episodes and find us on Instagram at @imfullpodcast. Business inquiries and story submission: imfullpodcast@gmail.com

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Ep 7: The Most Canadian Un-Canadian UFO Experience and an Affluent Retail Butchery in Bethesda (Part 2)

IT IS FINALLY HERE. After a couple of months, Luis finally gets to listen to the shocking murder mystery of the Bethesda Yoga Store Murder, and boy oh boy, do we have a petition for you. But first, Luis tells the experience of the Falcon Lake UFO sighting experience considered to be the most notable and mysterious UFO experiences in Canadian History. Have a topic suggestion or a scary story from your personal past? Connect with us at imfullpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Instagram and Twitter ...

Dec 15, 2020•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 7

Ep 6: The 11 day graduation gift from hell and an Affluent Retail Butchery in Bethesda

Imagine being in a situation where having a lacerated arm and walking with alligators is the PREFERABLE option. This week Luis tells the heroic story of Juliane Koepcke's 11-day survival through the jungle after surviving a PLANE CRASH. But first, Paige tells the story of the puzzling and literal BONKERS yoga store murderer. PSA: retail workers, ALWAYS DOUBLE CHECKED YOU CLOSED RIGHT. Have a topic suggestion or a scary story from your personal past? Connect with us at imfullpodcast@gmail.com or ...

Dec 08, 2020•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 6

Black Lives Matter

Please check and go through the link for an additional list of resources in support of black lives: https://nymag.com/strategist/article/where-to-donate-for-black-lives-matter.html You can also google "where to donate in support of black lives matter" for an even bigger list of where your money can go. Pandemic or not, nothing has had a bigger impact than anti-blackness and racial violence towards black communities.

Dec 08, 2020•7 min

Ep 5: A Satanist, Hypnotist and a Frat boy walk into a bar... and The Most Irish Pirate You Haven't Heard Of.

We know the title sounds like a setup to a bad joke, but we assure you its not. From Satanists to giving birth during a battle, this episode has your needs met from sea to not so shining sea. This week, Paige tells the story of the ritualistic murder of Mark Kilroy and a hypnotic investigation. Then, Luis takes you O'er the sea to Ireland for our first History story, where Grace O'Malley shows you why she is the most badass pirate no one has told you about. Have a topic suggestion or a scary sto...

May 25, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 5

Ep 4: A Not So Average High School Love Story and The Worst Zoo Ever (pt. 2)

LGBT and the 'T' Stands for Tea... Is it possible that the human species is part of an alien experiment to create the perfect species? Well if the perfect species consists of murder, fast food breaks and really bad puns then do we have some stories for you. This week, Paige Covers the Story of the murder of Adrianne Reynolds and a high school love hexagon??? Then, Luis takes on part 2 of the story of the Zoo Theory and how humanity could be nothing more than a galactic alien experiment. Have a t...

May 18, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 4

Ep 3: A Bri-ish Disappearance and The Worst Zoo Ever (pt. 1)

British accents are very much not our strong suit (don't worry we stop ourselves... kind of). This week Paige does True Crime! Paige tells the story of the disappearance and kidnapping of Sarah Payne. Then, Luis takes out of this world and reluctantly puts us back in as he discusses the Zoo Theory and how aliens may have been involved in the human prototype. So put on your snacking pants, sit back and let us tell you why the world sucks (sometimes)! Have a topic suggestion or a scary story from ...

May 11, 2020•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 3

Ep 2: Cults, The Snowman and You Guessed it, Florida!

A sphinx, THE Snowman and Aphrodite walk into a bar... okay, there's no end to that joke but these 'historic' figures share one cultist similarity! This week Luis covers the story of Ted Patrick 'The Father of Deprogramming' and the Children of God cult. Then, Paige takes us to the seemingly different world of Florida to discuss the infamous serial killer The Gainesville Ripper! Sit back, relax and lets talk true crime! . If you have a suggestion for a scary story or just want to connect with us...

May 04, 2020•2 hr•Ep. 2

Ep 1: Beginners Intro to Fire Safety and Washing Your Freaking Hands

Do NOT trust your cows with your lanterns. Welcome to Episode 1 of the No Thanks, I'm Full podcast! Today Paige is going to tell you the story of the of the little known second great fire of Chicago that forced an entire planet to change its laws of architecture. Luis covers the story of the grotesque but passionate chef Mary Mallon aka "Typhoid Mary" and her recipe for disaster. With a pandemic on our hands its probably a good time to settle down in your comfiest chair, pull out the hand saniti...

Apr 25, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 1

Trailer

Are you ready to listen to yet ANOTHER duo of lovable misfits try their best to tell you the spookiest stories around? Are you all full on new podcasts that talk about cows starting fires and people not washing their hands? Hopefully not! No Thanks, I'm Full is a brand new true crime, paranormal, mystery and conspiracy podcast! Listen to Paige and Luis talk about all the reasons why the world is a crazy place. Tune in every Monday for new episodes and find us on Instagram and Twitter at @imfullp...

Apr 25, 2020•2 min

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