118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
Jun 16, 2016•41 min•Ep. 118
No Such Thing As A Fish
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Episodes
117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
Jun 09, 2016•39 min•Ep. 117
116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.
Jun 02, 2016•43 min•Ep. 116
115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.
May 26, 2016•38 min•Ep. 115
114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.
May 19, 2016•31 min•Ep. 114
113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.
May 13, 2016•43 min•Ep. 113
112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.
May 06, 2016•33 min•Ep. 112
111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.
Apr 29, 2016•37 min•Ep. 111
110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.
Apr 22, 2016•34 min•Ep. 110
109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.
Apr 15, 2016•33 min•Ep. 109
108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.
Apr 08, 2016•38 min•Ep. 108
107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.
Apr 01, 2016•38 min•Ep. 107
106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid
Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.
Mar 25, 2016•34 min•Ep. 106
105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts
Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.
Mar 18, 2016•32 min•Ep. 105
104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas
Live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss meteorwrongs, avian arsonists and the Norman Conquest of America.
Mar 11, 2016•33 min•Ep. 104
103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor
Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss glass delusion, useful sphincters, and six foot tall otters.
Mar 04, 2016•32 min•Ep. 103
102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar
Live from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss silly string, arrows in the air, frightened marmosets and the battle of the keyboards.
Feb 26, 2016•28 min•Ep. 102
101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hedgehogs climbing walls, robots roaming deserts and cows wearing bras.
Feb 18, 2016•33 min•Ep. 101
100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy silent discos, squid holograms, and a trillion seconds of porridge for breakfast.
Feb 12, 2016•42 min•Ep. 100
99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy robots, samurai hairdressers and the world's oldest drive-through.
Feb 05, 2016•35 min•Ep. 99
98: No Such Thing As Planet George
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Snowmageddon, the most planety planet, and the world's unluckiest lottery winner.
Jan 29, 2016•35 min•Ep. 98
97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a jiffy, accidental sonic booms and totally astounding, gobsmacking and singularly amazing discoveries.
Jan 22, 2016•34 min•Ep. 97
96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary friend, and levitating fridges.
Jan 15, 2016•33 min•Ep. 96
95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex and walking worms.
Jan 08, 2016•33 min•Ep. 95
94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aircraft-building ferrets, yeti custody battles and presidential colonoscopies.
Jan 01, 2016•34 min•Ep. 94
93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis
Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN! We wish you a MURRAY Christmas ANNA Happy New Year! In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass Christmas trees and the oldest turkey in Britain.
Dec 25, 2015•33 min•Ep. 93
92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coughing giraffes, naked Roman ghosts, and why we should stop punching glass.
Dec 18, 2015•37 min•Ep. 92
91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical puns, and a week with Willy the worm.
Dec 11, 2015•39 min•Ep. 91
90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion
Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where water comes from, and The Great Wall Of Sticky Rice.
Dec 04, 2015•51 min•Ep. 90
89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken
Live from The Junction in Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss one-tree forests, car-henge, and death-defying ticket inspectors.
Nov 27, 2015•35 min•Ep. 89
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