Send us a text Things start to get tense in the city. Cracks start to show. Swifty indoctrinates his newest Barrel-Man. Ceanni tries to lead Swift further astray. Factions plays nice in the colleges. Factions scheme in the shadows. Salryn has a surprise visitor. Salryn struggles to unpack Vita and Alaric's byzantine schemes. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return...
Jul 06, 2025•1 hr 19 min•Season 7Ep. 17
Send us a text While others scramble to clean up Dec and Seilbh’s boozy bloodbath, Pog takes the opportunity to move the plot forward... with a bit of backup. Seilbh- Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith Chancellor- Kat McQueen Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan High Seer- Jen de Haan Grommuk- Girunduu Snargle- Madeleine Buttitta T...
Jun 29, 2025•35 min•Season 5Ep. 5
Send us a text Wow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it. Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier Zhou Lars Xu- Blake White Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams Leda- Lilly Inverse Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle Cole Lumbo- Chris RR Bauso Selwyn Janicek – Stasi Dimitrova ig Niillas Janicek – Dylan Sm...
Jun 01, 2025•30 min•Season 10Ep. 2
Send us a text Thank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation! Commander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians: Kier Zhou Domina Elyra Lightfoot: Abbie Jordan-Tickle Nyalie Alaric: Glenda Villimar Constable Lucca/D'Brie: Krissi Williams Lt Lars Xu - Blake White Cole Lumbo P.I: Chris RR Bauso Selwyn Janicek: Stasi Dimitrova ig Niillas Janicek: Dylan Smith Anzhl...
May 31, 2025•28 min•Season 10Ep. 1
Send us a text Min explores the temple. The Lessee has a fiery reunion. Herrand tries to walk a tight rope. Gnilfiet drinks some soup! Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams Thae Oraen - Gemma Maclean Mair Everyone else- Kier Zhou Content Warning: - Torture - Violence - Lazy Crazy Oversexed Goddess Trope Support the show...
May 02, 2025•44 min•Season 9Ep. 3
Send us a text The final days of the last age were filled with sadness...but for some... cosmic calamity was new... Across many worlds and many lands, amongst many creatures... The Fall brought many ends and many beginnings... these are the tragic words of 'One of Many', 'The Last to Leave'. One of Many: Justin Fife Angau: Kier Zhou Support the show...
May 02, 2025•21 min•Season 9Ep. 2
Send us a text Are you finding Anderkant confusing and difficult to follow? Well how do you think Min feels?! Min finally makes it to Anderkant and encounters one of it's denizens. Gnilfeit makes gets more involved with the Lessee's plans... H keeps manipulating our hapless hero. Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams Thae Oraen - Gemma Maclean Mair Miner 1 - Adam Robinson Miner 2 - Stuart Bulloc...
May 02, 2025•52 min•Season 9Ep. 2
Send us a text If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! Patreon Who is 'H'? Who is The Lessee? Who is this enigmatic sister?...Well...actually...if you've been listening to the other stories and bonus episodes...you might be able to figure out the latter... and the former... This episode follows our villain's backstory and begins to unravel the mystery of what they are really up to with the Anderkant Project. Be prepared...it...gets...we...
May 01, 2025•36 min•Season 9Ep. 1
Send us a text Original release date 20 Apr 2024 I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer... Cole Lumbo - Chris RR Bauso Elyra Lightfoot - Abbie Tickle Matko- AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F) Vasa - Lilly Inverse Selwyn Janicek- Stasi Dimitrova ig Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair Support the show...
Apr 30, 2025•20 min
Send us a text Gazi struggles to make friends with the Red Shirts... Colonel Wilifred struggles to put the evidence together... Gnilfeit and Third continue their battle... Tommo gets a touching moment... | Chermise Vermillion | Dragonbait | Dag'r | Lilly Inverse | Deky | Cameron Gergett | Gazi | Graham Capobianco | Gnilfeit | Krissi Williams | Layna Jareg | Rae Witte | Major | Chris (One Wall) | Olda| Anne Marie Lebeau | Rufus Sark | Chris (One Wall) | Sushila | Loretta Chang | Tommo | Jack Dunc...
Apr 06, 2025•23 min•Season 8Ep. 6
Send us a text Gazi and Von Overton return to the lines just in time for the fight back... Von Overton receives some bad news. Luobo leaves Dagrun at the Row and goes looking for the Guard Commander. Tommo gets some peculiarly timed grief from one of his Vir. | Anan | Skyler Giordano | Bezeroa | Tyler Moody | Chermise Vermillion | Dragonbait | Dag'r | Lilly Inverse | Dagrun | Kier Zhou | Deky | Cameron Gergett | Door Man| Graham Capobianco | Gazi | Graham Capobianco | Ivanic | Justin Fife | Jinu...
Apr 05, 2025•25 min•Season 8Ep. 5
Send us a text We flashback in time to give you all the context you were missing! Anan- | Skyler Giordano Dag'r - | Lilly Inverse Kova Dagrun- | Kier Zhou Deky- | Cameron Gergett Gav- | Dylan Smith Gazi- | Graham Capobianco Guildmaster- | Girunduu Ivanic- | Justin Fife Jarna - | Daniellelanois Jinu - | Ren @Ren_Cant Kane- | Tyler Moody Kongol- | OneWallChris Luobo- | James Hart Mal- | Girunduu Olda- | Anne Marie Lebeau OR Guard- | Tyler Moody Sam - | Kier Zhou Sendat- | Rae Witte Sharp- | Kier Z...
Apr 04, 2025•35 min•Season 8Ep. 4
Send us a text Original Release Date: 22 Apr 2024 Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violence - Death/Dying The Guard Commander refuses to explain. The Colonel takes drastic action. Gazi and Von Overton head to the Aventine. The captured boys encounter old 'friends' and 'family'. Sharp has to deal with the political fall out. Gnilfiet confronts Third. Cpl Deky - Cameron Gergett (Recap played by Luke Scarrow) Tpr Hupsu Tommo- Jack Duncan Tpr Nuori...
Apr 02, 2025•38 min•Season 8Ep. 3
Send us a text The Boys return and things get dangerous! CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu) Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan Smith (@DylanandDragons) Cpl Dek Ana- Cameron Gergett (@Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink) Constable Ang Von Overton- Rachel Pulliam Captain Luobo Ironside - James Hart Tpr Gazi - Graham Capobianco Tpr Tomo - Jack Duncan Col Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-Barber Sgt Mjr Kova Dagrun- Kier Zhou Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams Anan - Skyler Giordano Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violen...
Apr 01, 2025•21 min•Season 8Ep. 2
Send us a text The next chapter in the journal of the Chief Signalman of the HNS Deliverance. Support the show
Mar 31, 2025•13 min•Season 8Ep. 1
Send us a text Delicate Hammer has left the city... but where did he go? and what did he find? Ignatius Leon - AJ Fidalgo Thae Oraen- Gemma Maclean-Mair Gnilfiet - Krissi Williams Support the show
Mar 16, 2025•35 min•Season 7Ep. 16
Send us a text Our heroes reminisce. Delicate Hammer provides words of encouragement. There is scheming in The Colleges. Salryn and Jorvin give Swifty a job! Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Support the show...
Mar 15, 2025•1 hr 23 min•Season 7Ep. 15
Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales HOLY SHIT IS THAT A LERNIAN QUAD!?! I guess you should probably listen to find out! Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Support the show...
Mar 14, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 7Ep. 14
Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales They have faced a feinting force. They have faced insurgents in the city. They have faced the mysterious machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and they have faced the political arena of the colleges. But now the Warlords are here to play for real. Will the party be able to muster the motley band of Sun and Moonshields to defend the city walls against a prepared and disciplined force? I guess you should prob...
Mar 13, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 7Ep. 13
Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin rations the city and bestows Swifty with a new title. Swifty puts Delicate Hammer through 'the trials' and Salryn speaks with the Vashjek Inaia. Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Support the show...
Mar 12, 2025•59 min•Season 7Ep. 12
Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Vita is dead... the city is still under attack... what will our heroes do? Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Support the show...
Mar 11, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 7Ep. 11
Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Can Alaric talk his way out of this one? Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Support the show...
Mar 10, 2025•47 min•Season 7Ep. 10
Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to see Vita. Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Support the show...
Mar 09, 2025•59 min•Season 7Ep. 9
Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales The battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city begins. Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Support the show...
Mar 08, 2025•23 min•Season 7Ep. 8
Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Salryn rises to the occasion! Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Support the show...
Mar 07, 2025•42 min•Season 7Ep. 7
Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Will Salryn rise to the occasion? Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Malcolm Rigby : Girunduu Gavin Fern: Dylan Smith Hupsu Tommo: Jack Duncan Support the show...
Mar 06, 2025•44 min•Season 7Ep. 6
Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales An assassin in the warehouse, a mysterious character under the temple, and a useless commander of the guard- the story continues. Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Padah/Zarif: Benjamin Sharp Malcolm Rigby...
Mar 05, 2025•51 min•Season 7Ep. 5
Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales The city burns, the farms burn and the enemy army is marching towards them… what will our heroes do? Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Captain Nuori Gazi: Graham Capobianco Pilot: Girunduu Padah/Zarif: Ben...
Mar 04, 2025•48 min•Season 7Ep. 4
Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Our heroes thought the war was over…but the battle has come to familiar shores. Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora : Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘ Swifty ’: Jack Duncan GM : Dylan Smith Captain Nuori Gazi: Graham Capobianco Pilot: Girunduu Support the show...
Mar 03, 2025•47 min•Season 7Ep. 3
Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales All seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the right way! Daya’s Army and it’s allies are marching to the destruction of the warlords who have plagued the land for almost a century. Hope is in the air, a new future just on the horizon… nothing could possibly go wrong. Welcome to our vibrant world where gods have abandoned mortals and an intriguing adventure awaits you. Uncover the secrets of t...
Mar 02, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 7Ep. 2
