No, My Actual Sister

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Siblings/best friends Sarah Catherine and Ryan Patrick have always been close. From attending the same college, going to Burning Man together, and cross country road tripping to move to San Francisco, there’s nothing the two wouldn’t do with or for each other. No, My Actual Sister explores their unique bond while the sisters dish and laugh about culture, personal struggles, style, drugs, life in SF, and so much more. Join the party and laugh along!

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Episodes

Hot Daddy Ray Romano

KIAS & GOWNS & SHE-RAS, OH MY! This is twentytwenty, henne and the girls are letting loose in a hilarious episode focusing around the art of the fashun at the golden globes*, and then delving into the wondrous world of cartoons and their relation to the art form. *Golden Globes not to be confused with the incredibly displayed bust of Salma Hayek at the ceremony.

Jan 08, 2020•1 hr 35 min•Season 1Ep. 11

'OR ANOTHER PIG'S BEEN STIFLED'

Highlights & Memories & CATS, oh my! Happy Nü Years, kweens! Sarah Catherine & Ryan Patrick are dishing delicious holiday memories & reflecting on the highs and lows of not only the year, but the decade! The sisters then dive into the Internationally Famous & Non-Acclaimed movie adaptation of the musical, CATS. Get ready to laugh, cry a bit, and then hoot & holler some more!

Jan 01, 2020•1 hr 35 min•Season 1Ep. 10

Holiday Movie Topic Tradition Name Game

Boy Fashion & Bad Quizzes & Horrible Holiday Movies oh my! The siblings get more into the holiday spirit with an awful christmas quiz, a worse holiday movie, and toast to RP's success in the holiday drag parody success of Femlins! (Plus a little hot goss on which queen's pants he's gotten into).

Dec 18, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 9

Tree TV - Holiday Edition

Memories & Heat Meiser & Snow Meiser OH MY! SC & RP are taking on the holiday memories and finding so much hilarity along the way! Also, introducing the holiday movie watch a thon!

Dec 11, 2019•57 min•Season 1Ep. 8

Little Break!

Sarah Catherine & Ryan Patrick are STILL digesting from their holiday feast! But never fear, a little bonus Cher content is here!

Dec 04, 2019•3 min•Season 1Ep. 7

Chocolate Bourbon Pecan Pie

Pies & Feelings & Cher, OH MY! SC & RP are full on in with the holiday stuffing and the fall/winter feelings. This week they talk about some tasty dishes, crunchy feelings, and the velvety, voracious, vociferous Cher.

Nov 27, 2019•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 7

Say Uhm One More Time

Peaches & Eggplants & Cakes, oh my! This week, the siblings are diving into Insta's new policy on the use of sexually suggestive emojis! The pair also dive into their highs & lows, talk about a not so stellar experience with one of their favorite drag queens, and AN UPDATE ON THE STICKER STALKER.

Nov 20, 2019•57 min•Season 1Ep. 6

She Slayed On All Fronts

Gremlins AND Drag Queens AND Birthdays, Oh my! This episode is bursting with queer goodness as the siblings recount their highs and lows of the week, an epic drag tribute they saw, and the magic that was RP's 30th birthday!

Nov 13, 2019•58 min•Season 1Ep. 5

And Ya Naked In A Bathroom

Air horn noise, air horn noise, air horn noiseeeeeee. It’s wedding season, kweens, and Sarah Catherine & Ryan Patrick are not free from the madness. This episode focuses on their trip home to see their cousin Kelsey get married which shifts into views on love, partnership, and the institution of marriage. Also featuring majorly cute dogs and Ryan Patrick’s great sticker stalker caper!

Nov 06, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 4

Read 'Em In A Week

Join siblings RP & Sarah Catherine as they destigmatize period discussions, drink rose out of the ideal wine glass, and engage the topic of body shame and their body journeys.

Oct 30, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 3

'Simple Gay Business'

She’s BAAAAaaaacckkkkkk. Sarah Catherine returns to the default world and catches Ryan Patrick up on all the dusty debauchery and drama! Plus the two discuss weddings in Maine, dick portfolios, and questionable terminology used by vibrator companies.

Oct 23, 2019•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 2

Lukewarm Nasty

Burning Man. You know it. Or maybe you don’t know it. Ryan Patrick and Sarah Catherine certainly know it. The two discuss the phenomenon, the impact it’s had on their lives & relationship, and Sarah Catherine preparing to attend for the first time without RP by her side.

Oct 16, 2019•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 1

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Meet siblings Sarah Catherine Welsh & Ryan Patrick Welsh!

Oct 14, 2019•1 min

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