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Side Quest: Sleighed Parade Pt2: Apartment Escape

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Our Holiday SideQuest for 2023!

No Latency - Side Quest: Sleighed Parade Pt2: Apartment Escape

The Holiday nightmare continues as Retro as his friends work their way down the building, Remington gets in the holiday spirit defending a old resident which leads to a chase down the building after an undesirable new target. Elevator shenanigans, stair surfing on a locker door and sofas in the stairs all make this escape a christmas they they'll already remember, and they have only just started.

Can this building take this much punishment?

Does one good deed lead to a kidney?

Is the rain getting heavier?

Only the dice will tell.

A Cyberpunk adventure continues...

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Transcript

Last time on no latency side quest. This is my favorite season. Oh yeah, who isn't excited about the parade? I'm just going to find a rooftop bacon. If I ever say no to that, I want you to shoot. Me cipher, is that you? We go. Way back Wait. Retro, nice to meet you. I'm prompt or you can call me written. Whatever there's. A freaking cowboy here. Just call me Remington. So my project that I've been working on for like a year and a. Half.

It's a fancy looking face you got there, feller. I can finally see the armor played on the vehicles. Why is her name April if she's anonymous? Sometimes it just goes over my head. Is it going to rain? Not today. That doesn't sound good. Holy shit. Stacks. Fire. Tuck and roll. Tuck and roll. Via Condio's Good Friend I don't. Want to deal with this? Oh, that sounds like somebody having a bad day. But I want to pick around the

corner because I'm nosy. And there around the corner you just see this like fucking thug looking dude bashing his arms against this door and after a moment the door gives way No. Get away? No, I'm not going to give you anything. You hear sort of a, An older voice called from inside the apartment. Oh, I'm a sucker for that. I'm going to. I'm going to fully walk around the corner. Yeah, excuse me, friend, Couldn't help but overhear this. Stay out of. This, you piece of shit?

Where's my fucking money, you old hag? Oh, see, now you done gone and insulted me, and I'll let you get away with that once, but I wasn't quite done with my sentence. What? What's the cause of this here tussle? Because you're being real loud and the weather got real shitty outside. Apparently there was. AI could give a fuck dude. This bitch owes me some money and I'm going to get my fucking pay.

And you could stay the fuck out of it, you ugly fucking mug, with your dumb outfit and your dumb hat and your dumb face. Oh, you crossed the line there, buddy. You want to make something of it, pal? I would like you to fucking leave me alone and I'd like to kill this woman so I can steal all her money. I'd like to still be goddamn eating synthetic meat and drinking some whiskey on a rooftop, but unfortunately acid rain came in and fucked up my day, and right now you're

pissing me off. So what are we going to do about it? That's a lot of words for a fucking cowboy. Abdullah challenge him to A. Pool. A shootout, yeah. I hate to disappoint an audience. What do you see? He pulls his gun on you and fires. I'm going to return the favour. All right, roll Athletics to see who goes first. I am right next to him, by the way. So I'm behind. I'm right next to. Our cowboy. Am I supposed to roll something to do now? No, no, he's not shooting at

you. He's just shooting at this guy now. I feel bad. What's your reflex? And reflex is pretty, Reflex isn't. Eight. You can dodge bullets. All right, so you roll A16HE rolls 7. So you get to shoot first your bullet as he goes to cock his gun and shoot you. Your bullet hits him for 14 damage. You see a piece of his armor flyer? God damn it. Fuck you, man.

Ow and then after he says ow, you hear a hail of bullets come from inside the apartment and almost a witch like cackling laugh as he's filled with bullets from the right side and he falls over and and tries to pull himself up. He's pretty hurt. He's just been filled with. Let's see how much damage 21, which takes him under her health. His arm is completely bent the wrong way as he picks himself up and steps further down the

hallway. The woman who lives in this apartment sticks her head out and she's holding a big assault rifle. What? Did I say about that, you fucking stupid man? It wasn't me you borrowed money from, you stupid druggie. Now get the fuck. Out, and she slams the door shut. What did we just witness? Do I want to be this old woman when I grow up? Probably I think I I think I found a new aspiration in life that was quite impressive. I. Think we just saw a hail of bullets?

I think you're right, hey, as they say. In the Wild West, another one. Bites the dust a cowboy. I like how you think I'm going to Mosey along after this badly wounded dipshit. Hey, you. You all done? You want to insult my clothes, my face, everything about me? Some more.

During this conversation where you've been talking to each other, he's been slowly making his way down this hallway and he's got to the very end of it near on the ground where it says elevator and he smeared blood the whole way. Fuck you as he turns around the corner and you can hear a few people scream as he comes around the corner and he he you can hear him sort of barrel into this area. Oh, is he going to be a problem as he dies?

Well, I. Think I think I'm about to have to go and back to send somebody else to meet their maker at as as a piece of mercy. What's your question? If perhaps Cipher wanted to, she just randomly has in her her bag a a Rd. flare and she just wants to shove it in his mouth and set it off. Is that something that's possible? It would be if he was closer, but he's already gone down the hallway. If I hadn't said that, you'd then yes. OK, but I can't, There'll be. Plenty of opportunities for

fantastic like that, so yes. I was just curious. Go with God, my friend, by all means, with all of the the wonderful kind of TTRPG madness that you desire. That's fine by me. He's gone down the hallway towards the elevator though. Yeah, I'm going to go just fully running after him. I don't want to lose his eyes on this piece of shit. All right. Does anyone else follow? I'll follow.

I'm going to add a not a fast pace because I don't want to be too close to the action, but I am going to follow. Cipher loves mess so. She's going to be writing. That Remy is just taking up the rear, smoking a joint. It's like another another Thursday. I thought it was Wednesday. Is it? I don't know what day it is anymore. I should know. Why don't I know?

It's the Halla day. And as you move on down this hallway, you pass a few vending machines, a few more apartment doors, and you get to the end where there's like a a lobby area if you want vending machines and sofas, a place to hang out, which has never been used, because why the hell would an apartment building need that? Anyone else have that realization every now and again? You also pass by the bathrooms on the left hand side. Never use public bathrooms.

I'm more of a port, a potty gentleman myself. And as you come around the corner Remington, you can see this guy very lightly kick someone out of the elevator at gunpoint and it closes is. There, only the one elevator. Yes, the other way down is by the stairs. Where Where are the stairs? Back at the other side of the building. Son of a bitch does this. Is this like? Old school Where? You can see which floor was going down too. Yes, yes, yes it is. It's going down to the next

floor and has stopped. Then I am going to Sprint my ass over to the stairs, take those stairs down and get off the next floor and hope that I can find this sumbitch on the next floor. There's just this resident of this place standing in the hallway. What a Dick. I was going to go down in the elevator, Yeah. Well, hopefully I can find him and we can sort things out in a very reasonable way. God damn it. I fucking hate loose ends and I go sprinting off towards the

stairs. He's got to duel. Him all. Right. And you, you head off to the stairs. What do you guys do? I mean, I'm. Going to wait for the elevator, I think. Because I'm not. I'm not going downstairs in my my heels, That's just I'm going to break my ankle. Remy's starting. To get high. So they're also probably going to wait for the elevator because they're starting to get lazy. As fuck, I'm going to go hit the button for the elevator. The the the button doesn't work.

Wait, why is this not working? I think press it. Harder. I'm going. To press it harder. See if that helps. I assume he lives here. That's what my assumption is. I do not. OK, we got to go take the stairs. I know I'm going to quickly. Briskly work. Question about the stairs. Yeah. Do the stairs, are they like? Kind of like in a spiral. Pattern. Yeah. Go down. They go down on the right. And sorry, you go up on the

right and down on the left, OK? Remy is so extremely lazy right now and does not care for this building anymore, so they're going to try to see if they can rip a piece of fry wall off and see if they can use that as like a sled just sled down the stairs. As you go over to a nearby wall, you you realize that there's a locker next to the wall and you can easily just use the door of that I'll. Just use the locker. I just ride the locker down. Oh, the locker's bolted to the wall.

Just rip the door off all. Right. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I'll do that. I'll just set it down. Get on. OK, OK, This is my life. This is my life today. We're just going to do it. Only live twice. What? And roll for it? And then? We just take down Yep, I. Don't know. See, your piloting is not like. This what am I going to roll? Athletics. You're going to roll athletics. Could be worse. Could be I know, I know and. What does retro roll?

Retro is going to roll a gamble. 18 You do beautifully, well done prompt with your 14. You managed to hold on and you do get a little bit of a thrill. It gives you that fun slide feeling as Retro manages to skim the door of this locker around this spiral of the bottom of the stairs and make your way to the

next floor. And as you come down to this floor, you come down the stairs and on your right are two guys and they're standing in the stairwell and they've got like 3 or 4 sofas and they are completely blocking the way. Dude, I told you to pivot. I'm just going to try and barrel my way through as best I can. Relax. I do not care about your poor plans on trying to figure out how to move. You should have hired a fucking

professional. See, you should listen to random cowboy guy, he says as Remington keeps moving down the hallway, which is almost an exact copy of the room above, making the map a very easy to duplicate earlier when I was making it. And as you make your way to the end, the elevator is open and inside are a bunch of people. One of them is bleeding and on

the. Ground, I'm going to go charging into said elevator and I'm going to, I'm going to say, looking directly at anyone who is not the bleeding asshole. Hold that elevator. I need to get on in full fucking Sprint, yeah. I'll be following along behind him, but I'm not getting on the elevator. Cipher is basically just kind of moved manoeuvre her way excuse.

Me fighting me and. Like kind of going around or either even over the sofa in order to get back on track, to basically go where Remington went in order to follow pretty much. Right. So you get to the end of this building and you can see Remington, this guy in the elevator, he's on the ground and one of the residents is like holding the door because you're pointing a gun at him. It's. OK, I'm a doctor. What do you do? Me, I I make my way onto that elevator and I cozy up real nice

to our to our bleeding friend. It's all right. I'm here to help. Fuck you. Now now maybe if you buy me a drink first, we can discuss any sort of amorous activities that may happen on on the Hereafter. But first and foremost, we're going to get to know each other a little better, aren't we? Yours. Now you're doing a real good job of upsetting me. Now The thing is, you're real fucked up. And that's not completely my fault.

That is all your fault. And what we can do right now is we can decide this one of two ways. Are the doors still open or closed? They're open. So folks, as the resident physician amongst these parts, I'm gonna make sure I'll use this area here for any sort of a procedure I need me. Y'all are OK. I'm gonna drag this motherfucker right out of this elevator back into the the area here so y'all can get on your way. All right. Well, they all get in the. Oh, OK.

Thank you. They also thank you very well. Thanks, Mr. Cowboy. Yeah. No, thanks, mate. That's good. Yeah. All right. Appreciate it. Thank you. Yeah. Bye. And they go, OK, cool. And you turn to them and they will look at you kind of giving you a thumbs up. And the elevator doors start to close and they creak a little bit and it's kind of upsetting. The noise, it's a scraping, unfortunate noise. And then they all look at you with a bit of terror and the elevator shifts down one and it

starts to descend badly. This elevator is failing right now. Oh, that is unfortunate. And it keeps failing. You're just going to watch it. It's like a fucking day. It's the cowboy do. You need. Help no Please help us. Help us and it starts to fall again. You can hear the cable start to snap and click inside the elevator look. Down at this bleeding dude and like, I imagine I was probably kneeling with him as I dragged his body out. I'm going to go ahead.

I'm going to step on one of his bullet wounds, making sure I sink. Through my screws. Into it a little bit. Just let him know exactly how I feel about the fact that he insulted me and my mustache and go on over to these doors and just with all the strength I can of me and my cybernetic arm, try and push them open and say everybody get the fuck out right now. Your favorite multiverse hopping game. System jumping high, production value Actual Play Podcast is

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That's always very cool. Catch up on all of season one now, or jump straight into Season 2 every Thursday, wherever you get your podcasts. The multiverse is a strange place. Please. Help me help and vote for it. All right, what am I rolling for this act of idiocy here? Can we assist? Yes, I like to help people. In that elevator, they are about to fucking die. This elevator, you can hear it detaching. Can I can I call? This athletics. Yes, you can, I feel.

Like this would be a foot. Yeah, I will. Oh, I. Mean She's a small. Being so cipher, you start to cheerlead as you watch. As you watch Prompt and Remington rush towards the door. Promise you have no idea where you go to do this. Nope. I'm just. No clue whatsoever this. Is not what I do, but. Instilled within you is the holiday spirit of maybe having a

few less people die. So you reach in and you grab the lightest person inside who's like a 19 year old kid who's wearing a visor and was just watching some vids. Man, he's just trying to have a nice day. Pull him out of the elevator and he falls beside you and he looks at you. Thanks, God, yeah. Remington, on the other hand, is pulling two people at once. But he rolled A crit and you both rolled A crit, let's be honest. But he rolled A crit and he pulls them both out, throws them back.

The one on his left, however, lands on the the guy who shot the old lady and you see one of his kidneys pop out of his side onto the ground and it squelches as this man rolls over it and blood spatters across the floor. Hey. It's oh. Fuck, that's gross. Oh, oh. Fuck, it's a Christmas miracle. You get a free kidney if you want it. Look at that. You made the kidney pop out of the dip. Shit. What are the odds at the mountain very often? Wait, isn't it Like a? Gross.

Now it's not working. It's gone. It's done. Popped it's a. Pancake kidney pancakes. And the elevator falls. It snaps. You see the cable whip around in the shaft as it slams shut. Ash. You make it slams shut by kicking it with your little crit there on Athletics so that the cable doesn't flick out and kill anyone. Wow. You did that in heels. And you hear the elevator crash to the ground and a small explosion can be heard through the walls. I'm just gonna.

Have to take the stairs down. Now there's a lot of flights, I mean. We use one of the. Residents is now like pulling the door back open and is looking inside. I mean, you could climb down the shaft, no? In hues. Wait, wait, wait. We could go down the railing like slide down you. Know. Yeah. Yeah, Retro did that. Yeah, I've got my, I've got my thing and I'll, I'll the. Couches are on the way though. I'll kick flip the the what's it the the locker door up as if it was like a surfboard.

Yeah, this. We can all ride on this. Oh, Snowboarding. Yeah. What? That. That. Tony. Tony. What was his name? Tony Hawk. Man Eagle. I thought it was Eagle the. One who did all the. Tricks and stuff, I don't remember that. Was. I think it was Eagle. I don't think it was a Hawk. I think it was Eagles. Tony Mcgillicuddy. Eagle sounds way more cool. Man. Tony Falcon? Absolutely, positively true. No, that sounds better. Yeah, I think it was Falcon. Wait, is.

Condor are they? Wait, is that the same one who came up with the Falcon Punch? No. Talking about a skateboarder while I die on the ground? No. The Falcon. The Falcon Punch was a military man. Oh. That's right. Is. Anyone listening to me? Listen, I'm. In so much pain, my left kidney feels really weird. No, you. Only need. Like. No, you actually don't need any of your kidneys. I don't think you're OK, no. You do.

You do? Feller, I'm going to let you in on some serious truth right here. You're in bad shape and I think you're going to die. So we can do this one in two ways. Order one, you can tell me exactly what the fuck you were doing here, trying to shake down some nice old lady, and I can make your expiration quick, painless, and dignified. Or you can insult me again. And we can just go what's behind door #1. Suck all my Christmas balls I. Was kind of hoping you'd say that.

I'm just going to grab him by the ankle, drag him back over to the elevator doors, and if they've closed, I'm just going to pull them open. I'm just going to toss his ass into the shaft. Oh see, I was going to say you should choose the option of chestnut, chestnuts, roasty and open fire and just. Like, put fire on his balls, you know, just like. Hey dude, that little one's scary. Yeah, but she's really cool. No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm becoming quite the fan, I.

Thought I was impressive. I'm. A huge fan of yours. Nice. Way to drop. Thank you kindly. Hey. Retro do you want to use this the the we want to move the couches we got to go they got the couches are in the way oh. You just climb over there. Yeah, If they continue to be in our way, we we will. I saw what you did just now. And. Heels there are. There are 6 couches blocking the stairs, yeah. But we can.

We can do it. My, my, my, my friend, I've heard you mentioned multiple times the the difficulty of of doing various things in heels. I've got at least a 2 inch lift on these boots and I'm wearing spurs. So if I'm able to climb and maneuver over a lot of these things, I surely think the fact you've got a solid pump going on right there you'll be OK as well. I'm just saying it's mind over matter on these efforts. Wait. Are. Those red bottoms. Yeah, they're red bottoms.

Oh, red bottoms. No, no, no, no, no. Those are I. Don't want to scuff them, I thought. You was asking about my boots? Nah, I mean, the bottoms are red now because they're kind of bleeding everywhere. Oh, it's true, yeah. Oh well, they're red. Now, yeah. Increase the quality of them. Oh, I always say something. Oh, do you think it made my boots fancy? Now they got the blood stains on them. I mean, I didn't know that that was how fashion works these days. Depends on the fashion person.

Hey, how are we going to get downstairs, man? I don't know. I mean. Well to to answer your question, I think you answer your question yourself. Downstairs, like you use the stairs 1 foot in front of the other, you slowly descend bit by bit. There's like sofas in the way, man, I'm just going to climb this ladder dude, and he climbs down the ladder to the next floor. Whatever your floats, you broke there, feller. I'm going to go see if I can, like, climb over the couches.

Yeah, maybe take off the. The Red Bottoms and just. Hold them so they get scuffed and then jump over. Yeah, I might do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds like a good idea. Well, if if you're happily leaping away to that, I shall follow. Need a hand moving or anything? I'll be more than happy to oblige. I just want to go home now. I want to see the floats, but I don't think they exist anymore. Well, why wouldn't they exist? The acid rain, yeah. How well do you think? Yeah.

Oh. Yeah, is it the? Sheet of burning fuck and everything that we saw of it earlier there. Roll Athletics to get past the sofas. Is that oh? Yes. Oh yes. Oh, so good. Yes. So you climb over the sofas. You've dealt with the problem in this building. And so you move through the next floor and all the way to the ground. No one rolled below at 12. Great. Everyone did fantastic. Nice. You know, there may be acid rain outside, but that's not going to weather us down. Oh my God.

We have all the warmth in here. So you come down to the bottom of the stairs. You can hear the sort of cracking and smoldering noise of destruction at the other end of the building where the elevator we now assume has completely collapsed and you are now at the back of the building near the back door and the three apartments on this level ground floor I. Guess I can try and call my driver. Might be able to have an umbrella. Monty is not the best though.

Let's let's take a look at these vending machines. What do we got here? Inside the vending machine are some Christmas parasols. They're all branded, so you're really chilling for Continental brands, real water and even Biotechnica does. Anybody have any ideas I could borrow? I am broke this month. I asked how much are the then their parasols? 15 each. 15 piece. I got it up. But someone else take the biotechnical one. I don't want that one. Yeah, I'll. I'll take it. Are you sure?

I I've got a good solid roll of duct tape here. One out of electric layer protection and cover up said offensive logo right there. It'd be really easy to make I. Would love that. I don't want to get fired. You pull your roll of duct tape, which it takes about 1/3 of the roll to cover the umbrella and all your. PTL would. Go out, go out the window, Yeah, strap it at the. Top of this umbrella and this umbrella could withstand more the the corrosive rain outside.

Now for a tiny bit longer. Oh. Nice. And you get out your tile prompt and you call your assistant. I'm going to go towards the. Door. As you get close to the door, you hear you see a man standing there in front of the elevator, surrounded by dead bodies, and you can hear the rain hitting the front of the building and sizzling on the glass fork. What the fucking what? Oh yeah, I don't. I don't think that elevator is going to be much used to you. It fell down. Shit.

Oh, my brother. There were dead. Bodies. Fuck you only threw the One. Why is there so many dead people? Fuck, why do you have? Like, a lot. Of dead people on the holidays. God damn it. Fuck when you look out the window and you see fire come down past the glass as it starts to cover the front of the building. Oh, fuck that. Rain that. That is less than ideal. The Flames are coming down, like, vertically. Yeah, you can. See it from the window?

It must have spread from the barbecue on the outside of the building. Oh, the rain is flammable, that. Varmint must have been flammable. The flesh may have doomed us all. We may need to to to get down much, much quicker with great expediency as this place is burning and I'm going to continue to take the stairs and I will see as many of y'all as clear to follow. I'm just going to this. Is the ground floor. Oh my God. Well, this is the fucking. Ground floor? Never mind. Yes, it is.

Ignore all of that. We need to leave, but I don't know where we are. I have no idea where we are. I'm I'm gonna try and call Monty and see if he can pick us up. Yes, yes, Monty. Yeah. Mine sounds. Wonderful. Can you come pick me up? So there's acid rain and I'm trapped in. Yeah, it's. Yeah. So I need you to come pick me up all. Right. Can you send me a PIN? Yes, I will send you. It's the same place you dropped me off. Oh, that place. OK.

Should I come to the front? Yes, you should come to the front. Just call me when you are there. OK. And I'm going to have. Three people when I'm just turning the oh God, the front of the building is on fire. You want me to be out here? Yes. I need to get out. Is that the only exit to the building? I look over at everybody else is Is there another exit? Fuck if. I no, I don't live here. I. Don't know. It's usually always a back door. Monty, do you see another door?

There's a driveway to the back of the building where there's parking. OK. Go there. We'll be there. We'll call you in a minute. I'm just hang up on him, OK? All right. And Monty see seems so good. Just the back of the building. OK, let's find where the back of the building might be. Is there like a an undercarriage area for cars? Is that guy still there? Sam's just standing there. Is that the the Super, the building? He's got a name badge that says Sam. Hey, hey, so.

Hey, is this your building? I just work here man. No, yeah. I mean, I know it's kind of like a lot right now. There's like fire and dead bodies. But we're just trying to get out of here, man. So since, you know this place, where is the next exit? Like over by a parking. What parking? Lot. Oh, it's at the back of the building back there. The door code is 321 because. We don't give a fuck. Yeah, we can figure that out. Four numbers in a row is hard though, so it's 321. Fuck.

God damn it, that's going. To be all. Rent. Fuck. How are they going to pay rent now if they're dead? Shit. Fuck. Next to kin. Can. Then. Huh. Next to kin. Oh, dude, next to kin. Fuck yes. Thank you, Corporal. All right, fuck these people. I'll see you guys later. And he goes off to the office. Whatever. I have to deal with that anyway. So yeah, that's why I have debt. All. Right. Let's see, let's, let's, let's go get into my car. I'm going to try and find the back of the building.

Yeah, where he pointed. That's. That's where we're heading. All right. At the very back of the building, you see, you can see the door. It's right there. The door is locked though. I'm going to put the code at 321. Here it opens. OK, I'm going to go. Through it all right, so as there's no cover on the outside of the door. Oh wait, then I'm going to hold you. Look. Out. Role perception. Oh gosh. No. Oh, can I do I have a a + 2 because of my eyes? Yeah, yes, if.

It lets me load. Not. Very good 0141516. You will look across the street behind the building. There's a few car park spaces on either side of the door, but in the building on the opposite side, which is mostly glass, you can see the reflection of the wall and it's about 2/3 over the building. There's some spatter hitting this side but you're not under direct rainfall yet and as you're looking at this wave come towards you and there are puddles on the ground which

sizzle. A car slams up in front of you and inside is Monty. Hey, hey, open the door please. He opens the door. The back door opens automatically. Thank you. All right everybody, just get in my car. We'll figure out where to go from here. And I'm going to quickly, I'm going to open my little umbrella that has duct tape and I'm going to get into my car all. Right, good. Everyone roll Athletics. Everyone will pass this check as long as you don't roll a Crypt

fail. Otherwise you fall over in the puddle. It's a 9/10/13 and Remington, you are so happy with how you've dealt with everything in this building and you swagger out and you fucking eat shit. I'm going to. Use that. In this acid, the acid burns your trousers and it blades your armour your body. I'm using my inspiration to re roll that shit. You slip, spin, do a little, slide, pull out two, pull out two guns and do finger guns at

everyone. Smile, put them back in and slide into the car and slam the door. That is wild. No, I imagine that GIF, you know the with the the little boy who's like has the cowboy outfit. He spins around, He's like finger guns and he's just. Like Remington as a child. And now you're in the car and Monty starts to drive out of the area. So where to? I mean, there's acid rain. You'd need somewhere underground, right? Yeah, I don't know this area.

Monty, you're the driver. Where should we go? I don't know this area. You're talking low, my dude. Sorry, I was just having a thought to myself before speaking out loud. There's one other place that we could go. It's pretty quiet, pretty silicuted, pretty awesome. It's my favorite bar. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Where is. That no latency. Next time on no latency side quest. Whatever they want on my tap, we could run it in. That case I will take 6 fingers of gulp and whiskey.

Whatever you recommend, this place is amazing. You have to kill you well. That is fascinating and you just absolutely blown my mind. I. Never thought of that either. Whoa. All about. Branding. I mean, I still have to work, so it doesn't really solve my problem. Wait, can you just put it in my mouth? Wait, is my mouth glittering? Take your dreams and do it now. If one of y'all gets shot at, can I still open fire? Hey. Retro, can you fix this for me? I better get something from

Santa this year, because we're. The Three Cocked Retro, I thought. We were Dicks. Just kick it open so I can walk through it. Rich and Claire, use your best judgment. Fantastic. I have none of that will do I? Mean You're the boss, right? I'm a secretary. Got to. Go on with confidence. This is my product. I have a parade to get going. Hey. Listen guys, I'm also one of you. My job's on the line. Right now we're. Best friends.

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