Last time on no latency. All right, who's gonna help me you grapple this thing with the ship? I have a flashlight like I could like start waving it and you know what? Ignore me. No, that's a great idea. I was just gonna cut off Jeb's hand and throw it out there. I think that your idea is way better, Vivi, it's go time. Cowboy. I'm very upset. Did you say that this is a biotechnical project but we have to go to the lab and blow that up. Stevie, you're doing a great job
piloting. Thank you, the Ravine ends. Yes. Detach from the Beast. What do I notice about the cave job? I think that that means that's the way to the lab we should go to the rat. Smells delicious. This Lobby is surprisingly empty for. A biotechnical Lobby. There's no entertainment center playing at us. Is there a caretaker? This is what's the symbol on the ground? Says 1474 14. 14 14. So this is this like lab 14.
Yes. Well, there's one thing I've learned throughout all of our adventures and say you got to check out the bathrooms first clear those out, then you move on the wrist, you're right. Actually, why don't you check the bathroom and actually Romeo, I'm going to hand this my tile over to you. There's binary on this, but I don't know what it says, and I don't know if it's good. It says body fuel skin. Oh, so we're like underground. Yes, in a secret Cavern. Was some sort of Beast.
Yes. - it's a lot. The better just be one. There's more. I'm out. I'm out. Well they only referenced one. They only reference one. But is it like sheep? Is it like sheep? Because you can have one sheep and then you could have like four sheep but you still say Sheep even though you mean more than one, but you said he says, Beast is singular two beasts to. And it says, the Badlands Beast, not Beast has these two T's based bees titties. On that note, I'm checking the security.
The security door is locked by a panel to the right hand side. Well, let's unlock that very soon. Both of these are locked, the lab, you have another pass code. Let me try bioscanner everybody. Turn around can show you, which finger it is. In order to do this, you will have to robbery chakra. See I will erupt bureaucracy 80. Yes, the door to security and locks. There you go. I go inside weapon at the ready
though. So you walk into security, the door Pistons, open there in front of you is an empty room. This room looks like it's been empty for a while. While it's dusty. There's a bunch of debris fallen in the back left corner and there are two desks in the middle. And the back wall is a computer panel to vending machines in here. A few chairs, a table, and some luck. Iona, it's really dusty in here. I have.
I'm right behind you. And there I have a mask on so I'm not too worried about it. GM is the caretaker in here. The caretaker is not in it, okay? Well, let me read the floor here. Sorry, it's very difficult. They're all in around Remy. If you want to check out security, I'm going to go somewhere else. Okay, that's right. Your left alone in security. I am very insecurities. What, what is he's been? I'm next to write here as are anything, or there are two lockers, right?
Next to you across the room. There are some vending machines. And at the back of the room, there is a machine machine computer. Well, I'll check the lockers first, okay? There isn't much inside them. You crack them open. There is no perception needed for this. Okay, there's some kibble, in the corner, there's a used grenade housing and a bottle of water. Okay. Well I'm gonna take a many ways because you never know the use grenaded housing counts as 30 and this kibble is for sure.
Were gone past, it's expiration date. However, it is a, it's a limited release flavor of Macho style cheese. I didn't want to take that, so stuff it into back. So, collector Market. All right, let's go check out these computers enough. Screwing around the computers on the desks power down. The one on the back wall is in an idle screen saver State. Those I'm guessing I don't I don't know if we need me to present or not. I'm guessing the two that are
powered down. Don't have any power to them whatsoever, or they just been turned off. They've just been turned off. But there is one machine in here that is on other than the vending machines and that's the computer in the back. Well, I'm gonna power on the two computers and while those are booting up, I'll go check out the one that is on. There's a screen saver on it. This is a cool little bounce in Mumbai thing. Yeah, it just says lab 14. It's bouncing up.
I'm going to wait. I'm gonna wait. Wait wait and then just as it hits the corner then I'm gonna do it tap. The screen just as it's gonna and on the screen appears a single eye. Sweet seven weeks for that. Yes I said. So you have no idea. Otherwise I will activate defenses. I do not I lost it but you can't tell it's me. I come in Iona, you come in then Dells closely behind you. Please chill, chill, chill. Oh pull out my badge from it's it's little zipper clip from my bag. Oh yeah.
I lost control of all of the defenses. I was lying. It's pretty bad. And I've lost connection with my mobile unit. I can only do these consoles in the building and son of a bitch. I lost connections, it maintained by a technicality. I love working here. Do you have an AI Core someone in the building right next to the cat? No. No also shows their voucher. I mean we can't just let it wait
to can't just let him, you know. But this is on you we picked up nine last time you have not cleaned up after them. Not nine is strangers pet now it's totally okay. I honestly get probably gift this one to somebody else. Okay. I'll make an attempt. But if it tries to take me out like the last one, I'm going to kick it. Please unmute Ru Ru caretaker 7. I can hear me. Yes, an emoji of a waving hand. Appears on screen. Let me explain something to you.
I've been sent here to deploy the cad system and destroy the lab. Okay. So so so does that mean that you're clearly? Oh God. No I would prefer not to well I can't find my mom. Do you hear that keeps on running around trigger events that I was in the building? There was a big explosion that a bunch of them died. It's going to turn into alien bring worse aliens. Excuse my. Not in sight. Can you imagine being in space space? Take a seven Walnut in excess of a caretaker 7.
If I was to remove you from your housing, could I just put you in a deep sleep, then maybe get you a mobile unit later. I can see why not. Lots of dots of next, to the picnic ants, the bomb, the bomb. I mean the cats are not functional of Diana as a, this is on, you know, you know I love collecting NPCs. I mean a eyes. I'm on buddies. I'm sorry us. I wink because bar technical definitely doesn't use a eyes wink. Yeah I don't do not.
I am a native language engine. I don't know how I'm gonna I don't I don't think for myself like you really really like the color red Expect pretty you, you owe me? You owe me. Okay me, yes. Oh after this show. Okay. Okay. Vidal could you note that noted then when we get to there, we'll get to it. Aside from that 7. What else can you do? Can you like, unlock any doors to the way there? Maybe make it was Maybe some seismic damage, a locking
door, have a great day. Don't, I quick question when you said you lost control of the towards does that mean that they're on and functioning by themselves? Great, thank you. And I saunter off, okay? Hey, no, latency listeners. It's spoon I pledged a on no latency, but I also produce the brand new show system switch and it's called systems which because every few episodes we take our same beloved characters and throw them into a completely new universe in the form of a new role.
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Did you guys? I know I didn't think they still made him but there's a vending machine in there and they still had a few left think they're expired. But oh, how much were they now know? I just thought the car did I act a Teddy's from your account? Hey, before I leave security, can I check those other two computers real? Quick to see if there's anything the computers have been wiped? Okay I don't think I need anything else. I'm just going to come back out.
Iona, can you try to open this one to this panel? The And other floods floors. BB as you're tapping the screen to like, read out, reading the sign upside down. Also like reading it on the screen and you tap it. And as you're doing that it goes green, giving you the impression that you have opened. Oh, never mind. I guess this one is a lot. Hey, Jeff. What you got that? You got Digi cones. They got Daisy cones. My guy. What was it? Last one?
I see, you know, I'm not going until the race. Most of them, but I still think they got like, one or two left layer. It's the gym. Shakes his head. I'm just scared. Isn't I'm gonna open up my bag real quick look. Make sure no one else is looking at. When I showed my bag of limited edition, nacho cheese flavor, kibble, you want to try? Yeah, like ten years old bro. I'll these ones were only three here. Six bag. Are you smelling a trade?
Because I'm smelling I'm not. Is that, you know, how much I could get on the market for these while? Guess I'll keep these deep goals for myself and I'm just going to shove a bunch in your mouth that just ruins the flavor it does in there are so dusty, but they are filled with dust that's where that was. That was their genius. I'll have a whiskey one. That's cool. Anyway, um, yes, open the door or I'm looking in here now door. Yes, you have no opened the door.
It is merely unlocked. A, you opening the door, you're scaring me. Yes, no, we turn around. We go home. I'm scared. I pull out my pistol and shoot it. I step in the room. The door slides open there in front of you guarding the other side of the room. Now, that's why I three turrets, your God, I'm going to stuff
right now. Blast that doesn't look like there's much cover in there, so I'm thinking, you know, kind of kind of put my shoulder against the side of this doorway here and kind of using the doorway as cover as it's you know, in shooting around the corner. That way we can attack this first turret here. That's in plain view. I forgot. I have a bulletproof Shield. I wonder if that is Proof. Guess we'll find out your first hit it. Exactly. You're welcome. Your, I mean bless you jab.
Your first hit hits. The turret Square on and upsetting thing happens. When you hit the turret, it doesn't go clang Squish. And the Balearic that turret is squish squish has its way as it re targets towards you. This is the flesh. T your second bullet fires? No rolling a crit. It's scrapes across the side of the turret and pieces of some organic matter land on the floor. You've done a really decent hit to this turret and pieces of metal fall off to, oh my God,
you guys, I can eat the turrets. I'm glad that was your first take away. That was not my first. Well, I've done all I can Do you move back? Don't talk back in. Know me. I'm against the doorway and I'm peeking out. Bang bang, bang, hide behind cover, you know like like Time Crisis to. Yeah. Yeah. Time forces to exactly like Time Crisis to glove that bundle is going to follow Jeb's lead and leaned against the opposite side of the door and shoot twice. Mendel squares up their first shot.
And cleanly hits the front of it for 8 damage, you hear it Squish and clang. At the same time since the second bullet hits the barrel bending it ever. So slightly making it harder for the turrets to actually hit in a straight line since that's to crits that have been hit on this turret. The barrel is a little bit off. It's got minus one to hit and then Del Duck's back in. I'm going to check back in. Did you guys hit this term or
this time? No, you had the first bottom one because that one's in more line of sight. The big Target at the very, very back of the room. So bendel's on the same wall or the opposite door, the opposite door to the only person. The turret at the very back of the room can see, he's been down. Now, this turret at the back of the room, is it?
It meteor? It has three, barrels and is mounted to the ground and around the very base of it is a large mass of It points rolling up 14, the bullets hail into the lobby room, bouncing, and ricocheting around all of you takes moments with Dodge bullets, is they complete you? Come on shit. Oh shit. That was discussed. That was close. Huh. Be awfully could fire twice and
then it does missing. Again more bullets hail into the room from these three barrels, the fairly certain that in closer to that really We really suck but purple Poppin son of a bitch of moment. Retro is going to run in and park himself behind the wall. The wall in the room for cover against the couple, pop and Baker, and put my shotgun directly up against the turret and unleash Ash.
Nice. So let's see the first it The first bullet hits, you're close enough that it causes three damage to the armor and a bunch of flash explodes in front of you. As your shotgun goes off causing 10 damage and covering you in. Viscera it drips off your body and slinks down your new Cyber arm. It's not dead yet though. One more time crap. Full-on it had 15 Health. The second bullet hits.
Doing a rolling 17, the flesh removed, some of the outer casing and reposition, the shotgun and blow a hole through its main motor. The whole thing groans crunches and then bleeds from the middle, as it shuts down. I'm going to flick my arm as if it was like a boy and Mana me wiping off all the research, and then press myself up against the wall as hard as I can, as if I was On a make myself into a 2d character. It is the it is cotton.
I am going to take out my bulletproof shield and place it in front of me and in like kind of has a doorway to try to provide cover for those behind me. And I will try to shoot at the other turret and fail. Miserably the bullet flies. Across the room and you duck down behind the cover. In front of you you lock eyes with Vandal and they look at you, we really should get you a new gun that that one's shit. It really is and you've got money. Now, we did job.
And I do while bullets are flying around you, and I having like a baby and as I, maybe we can get one that like matches your back because, you know, I just, I'm so used to saving money and now that I'm actually making money it's just so Weird that I can actually just spend money on things and I as I'm talking to them, I shoot again your second bullet.
As you're not really looking, you're still talking to the Dell, you pull your hand out, shoot, it blindly and it hits the other turret Square causing a decent amount of damage by it's no joke. Especially for this since it's got, you know, to armor kinda goes under half health and as an object that has Splash gets critical injury.
One of the pieces of Flesh on the side of the turret swells for with air and then firsts spraying blood across the ground and getting on Retros shoe, that far, that turret is now heavily damaged. It has difficulty doing stuff in general, but it's still tries to shoot BB behind this screen rolling a 14. The Bull Let's fly by you. It only gets to shoot once. I'm going to cuddle up behind me here and take two shots at the collapsed lung turret. 2017
damage. Holy fuck the bullet skips across the side of the casing of the barrel. Squishes through what you can only describe as an eye and then a brain falls out of the turret glands on the ground or rather pieces. Alright, that's slouch. My my God you lobotomized about every way. There's only one target left. I had a good shot, see that's how it done, and I pant Vivillon the shoulder and I run to the other side underneath, where that tour.
It was all right. As you get close to it, there is some Rubble in the way but you cannot hide behind it. Jeb, have you ever eaten a brain? Can't say that I have. And it's a line that I do not intend to cross. I wonder if you ate one. Would you gain that intelligence? No. Just their memories. Don't ask me how I know That could come in handy.
Don't don't make a narrative like that it would have been that turrets turn and now it is not So Jeb runs through the doorway does a cool slide down over here to get next to Retro and do a similar tactic where he presses his back up against the wall, then quickly rotates around and takes a few potshots at the last remaining turret down the hallway. You fuss bullet hits, glorious posing, 9 damage, but hitting for a food critic. That's 38. There's a 3737 icon. Math is hard.
The armor of this turret flails off sticking to the ground with the blood. It's attached to it and it takes some damage from your first shot. The second shot. Hits in exactly the same place blowing off. Just a little bit more armor and a decent amount. All right, where we gotta go? Got one more living gun over there and just between you and me. Yeah, it smells more delicious than this one does. And and Jeb kind of kneels down runs finger along the ground. In the pool of blood that's on
his feet and then just cute. Yeah. All right, roll. It default doesn't taste like barbecue sauce, you know, this one kind of had a was a little tiny bit of sweetness. Did you say bark? That's exactly what it tastes like. Iona Farm self. That's right. You gain three HP. Bundle will come up behind me and I hi. Is it clobbering time?
It might be collaborative. Mark, looking at me, you know what, no friend I was gonna come up check on me and then run towards the turret and get up behind it and stab it with their short sword. Cool. But this works too. No, no, no. Oh no. You poor some twitch. It's a 10 to. It's a two. That's does anyone have a no one was doing inspiration at this point? I don't I'm not inspiration as a player. You can use it for any role. I will you make me revolver girl have this again 15.
Wendell 15. And I'll slices off a huge piece of the base of the turret and then kicks off the flesh against the wall, it squishes and slides into a corner behind the turret, the turret now, notices vendor and it starts to turn the gun around as it pushes against the Turning mechanism underneath. It is, it's full of Flesh as it's turning on the second hit.
Then delve slides the sword just It all three barrels and twists it sideways using it to stay and to the side of the turret, as it turns out, be able information, what's that? Yeah. Every World We Roll two sixes. Yeah, yeah, damaged down. Yeah, I will say this is baby. It's double sixes. Yeah. And then Del feels the turret move.
So take that leg against the wall and push in all of their cyber Might twisting the turret in half as the three barrels, twist off the top and fall to the ground has been. If it hadn't been for that create, that wouldn't have happened, but combat is over. I did it. Y'all done. Good job. Good job and I'll you're the hero. No, no. I'm gonna stay there. I'm covered in blood. Don't move, Jeff. Don't let me stay right there. Just don't go anywhere near me.
Okay, well, maybe he's got many sedatives I do. Have one still. Yes, you want me to sedate? You know? Jeb I'm kidding, but but stay away from me. Thank you very much. Listen you stay right there but I am just dying out of curiosity. You're really you're really here, easa. T here.
I just kind of want to know what a In Turin taste like I'ma rip the barrel off of the one that I shot death but I'm gonna rip of barrel out and so it's kind of like a like one of them big turkey legs and I shove it into Jeb's hands and go here if you really need to their Jeb, why roll? Resist torture drugs? Oh dear, I don't think I'm resisting 15 you choose, you can choose to either eat the Of a
turret that retro has given you. Or you can, you can resist the urge to gorge on the blood-soaked clothing. Then Del. All right. Just like you retro. Yeah. But yeah, it's like that. It's like a turkey leg because the the bone is like the metal gun barrel and then all of the juicy deliciousness surrounding. It is like the juicy delicious turkey meat. Meat or chicken whatever.
Let's see what it tastes like, more, like gristle than actual need, you know, who it is. It's kind of like a turducken kind of flavor. I like the sound of that. Mattel, it crunch to it to, you know, I it's the I think there might be a few wires in there and it's transistor out there. Well, you need to have those a person. Can your body? Oh, is that true? He's on the any turrets, are they? I don't know. Probably not, unfortunately.
Oh, I can't just the first one. Is there, a relative or job? A console in this room? Yes, at the very back right corner of the room is a cylindrical tube, protrusion into the room and it looks like there's a door in it, and next to it is a little computer console stuck to the wall.
I oh no! You walk up to this console and on the screen, it says, As elevator control, is there the way to access caretaker from or seven, rather from this console, any console in the building, you can use to talk to 7, I knock on it. The eye appears on screen, but it still says muted underneath unmute. Hi7. We did. So, they are still active. They are still active. Are they normally covered in flesh? The notes. Lots of room for activities.
Yes. Do you have a blueprint of the facility with the locations of the turrets? May I have it? Yes. I smoke like it has four letters in this spelled weirdly really slut. I'll be a few minutes. Well, I for sure want to check the vending machine. I'm next to to see if there's anything that's useful or has one packet of did you kinds in it? I will buy that back of tissue comes eight bucks. Cool. You don't want to try and break the vending machine or anything. No.
Just look, we have standards smashing and grabbing not our things. Yeah, you know, I actually like to participate in capitalism. I do you want me to check if there's anything in the vending machine for you? I own sure. I'm gonna stay here and watch Max Evans. Loading screen. Hold on. Okay, I didn't know. Second are these vending machine? Is owned by the company. Or is this a private company for? Yeah, that's a good question. They're they're, they're least to the company, right?
But I mean, the owner would come and get the money instead of the company. Just goes into account a family because it's all part of biotechnical. I was going to give a look toward Zion of like I don't know what to tell you. I don't work in the financial side. Not my department. Why do they talk creepy sometimes? Because because they're broken. Oh, the last time the last one was broken 299 was in the other one. Yeah, you've met nine. The floating ball in the bar we
met nine. Don't worry about not worth my own not worth knowing it was stolen from the different biotechnical laughs. He's a dick - Inna my motorcycle. Well. Okay. Why don't we just take the elevator down and then maybe we just get the hell out. We get the map once we get. Get it off the elevator. You know, I've been dying for a good elevator rad. It's been a while as long as it's not Girl from Ipanema. I hope it is. Hope we don't get stuck TV.
Why would you say that? Next time, I know late smells pretty tasty if I'm going to be honest with you and we got to shoot them all. Yes. And it looks like level four is on lockdown. Currently ninth creepy BV. I'm more nervous. About seven, and I am of Nine and Nine tried to kill making so 7. The question, I was actually asking you is, what does high contamination mean? Well, the only information you gave was very helpful. Also, I just want everyone to know that there are a lot of
turrets. It might not be healthy, but it'll be funny. I'm with Jeb on this one. It might not be healthy. That's what a good duck supposed to do. Yes, yes. Enough chitchat place myself against the back left-hand, side of the elevator where it can't get it. Clear shot of me through the doors. Sometimes as a hero you gotta take a few bullets. Come with me, Tangy little salty, turret me. Well, there goes that. I like your positivity because we're probably going to need that in this.
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