Last time on no latency. Rachel, What the hell is that? It's Mama Mallard. I'm killing that duck. You've gone quackers. I'm pulling my gun. Everyone. It's empty. That's why no one freaked out about a duck. I found a thingy. What's fun? It's an inspection console. Unless you see into the next room. I have an idea. Some kit. And catch gas, grenades. Yeah. Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. There's more Arisaka people up in the kitchen.
OK, that's easy. We'll just send a couple people in there, we'll kill them real quick and I'll come back down. What the fuck? Do you have any information on what ton of our result? A fuck time? Yes, with a capital F It's already unlocked everything. You just have to press. It's like Five Nights at Freddy's where I just click on the room, right? No, it's so big, guys. Looks like this room might be a
doozy. So while they are all checking out the cameras that we unlocked, I'm going to go ahead and try to fix the whip that Iona gave me. And I'm going to roll. And I got a 21 on weapon 21. Nice. Yes. Well done. Good. Yes, you make it work. It now functions as an electric whip. All right, give a back, guy on it. Here you go. Should be functional now. Oh, I'm sorry. Do you think I know how to use this? I don't. I'm not going to lie to you.
I don't know how to use this. Well, let me ask you a question, Iona. Have you ever played disc golf before? Yes, actually, yeah. So you have a pretty good understanding with your wrist. It's all in the wrist. Do I? You're asking me if I know how to work the wrist? Yes. Yeah, and I'm going to take the whip and I'm going to try that real fast. Are you going to try and hit? No, I'm going to try and hit. I'm going to try and hit the handle of one of the barrack
doors. Cool. Go for it. It's not bad. Twelve. Yeah, not bad. Does it have any charges or anything? No. OK, well, I I whipped against the door. You grab the handle and you're able to whip the door open, and it leaves a little crackle. I will. I'll just hold on to this. There's no harm in it. So what did you find out on the computer? Oh, there's oh. Did you not hear me say that this next room was going to be a doozy? Yeah, but that you didn't say
much more than that. You just came out here and whipped that door. Oh, yeah, Yes. Well, there are. Let me just move this over here again. Yes, There are three Ryu clones. There are two lieutenants, and there are four grunts. And two of the Ryu clones are on either side on the balconies with a grunt each. So there's no sorry. Those are the lieutenants. And then three Ryu's on the floor with two grunts. It'd be easier if you just looked at the the computer. Oh yeah.
No, I see. That's cool. Yeah. They're standing in pattern like formation. Yeah. And they have not moved, which is strange. It's like their little icons on a on a map. Oh, they're moving. Oh, they're moving. Oh, no, I, I I seen they're moving. What's so strange? They didn't start moving until we said something very strange. Very strange. Probably they are. They are also moving in a pattern that doesn't make any. Oh, I see they're sitting down.
They're sitting down. At tables, they seem to be conversing this. Are they? Are they eating some? What is that? What do they eat? Each of the rice clues are sitting at their own table. For some reason, I think one of the grunts is kissing the Lieutenant. What is that icon? What is that icon doing to the Lieutenant? I need an adult. That feels very inappropriate. What are we? What did you all? What are you watching?
I didn't. Oh my God. Are we sure this is the camera for the next room? So we released this. It says live. Like what? You see. Pay to stay? No. We should go with a plan to throw as many grenades in here as we can, because this is a lot of people. We have that riot grenade, right? Remy, I also got a one. You gave me a pretty nice grenade here. It's called a trap grenade. Very excited about this one. Two of those. What did what did those do? They trap somebody.
Oh, yeah, The trap grenades. Oh, my God. I totally forgot you were here. The chef stands up. Yeah, No, Rev invented those. They were like we used to use them to trap animals out in the Badlands so we could trap these. There's soccer folk in the next room. Can I check on the computer if for alternate openings? Like is there a way to check if there is a hatch on top of that car? What would you like me to roll?
I would say roll perception 21. Yes, you find plans that there is a hatch on top of the hole so you can get to the roof. Well if we are trying to grenade them, it is possible that if several of you go on top. To the Hatch. It would be easier to throw grenades down to where they might be rather than everybody crowding around one door. Ooh, I also still have the the little RC car that has the mine on it and this mini gun. Yeah, and my mini gun.
OK, so some of us will sneak up to the roof, open the Hatch up there and. Kind of rain down on them while another team goes in through the front. All right, Which team? My own. I'm going to call it you. Front team. No. Top clear. Chip. Top, top clear. I don't know. I think Chip would do. Good reaching clear. OK, Hannah, what do you think? I think Sano and I will go on the riff. That sounds fair. Sure. Who has the mini done? I do. It might be better if you could shoot that up.
Above so they're not behind cover when you're shooting them. You want to come with us for me? Might be difficult to jump over the train gap with that, but it's worth a shot. What are you saying? You can help transport the mini gun across? Yeah, I've got my cool leg. I need to ask a question. Is the computer fairly accessible for those who are not that technologically capable to? Use. Yeah, you you unlocked it. So if somebody else wants to hit the button to fire the the riot
grenade, you're good. That's me. So Iona, I think yes, yes, You disorient them by turning on all of the lights and the music, confusing the fuck out of them. That is also the cue for us to then make our move outside. Because we'll probably hear all that, right? Me, Sano and Hannah go up top. Hannah, Hannah, Sorry, go up top. Handle that. I'm going to give this also to you, Jeb.
And Jeb, I'm going to give you the RC car with the Claymore mine on it. If you think about it, it's kind of like a remote controlled grenite and not low grenades. And you can drive it now, ma'am. This is. Thank you this. Truly is a fantastic day. I played with a mini gun earlier today. I got grenades, all kinds. And now remote control. Carve. It's also grenade. And he like wipes the tear. Today it's just my life.
Merry Christmas. And then we can have Vandel and Jeb. Breach and clear here. Hell yeah, Breach and clear. Vandel, you in? Any I need holds up a hand for high 5. Vendel gives you a very good high five. Hell yeah. Do you need Vendel for the transport of the mini gun? I good help. Yeah. Sano has actual strength in their arms. So what are you saying? No, we'll say on screen in our arms. Not me, Jeff. Sano has like cyber tech arms. They're definitely stronger than yours, Okay.
That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. I'll give you that one. Van Dale, not to be mean, but no, you're right. You're right. All right. All right, let's go. All right. So we've got back team, but we're on the front, if you think of that. I know but but breach and clear is BAC back so we're back team. You could you could be bar team.
Why because there's an R at the end of clear and if you know yeah because you're you're you're setting the bar which is clear it doesn't feel right to me but we'll be back team. But you're in the front. I'm in the back I'm the back team. You are the back team. Backdoor team. So we've got Vendel and Jeb at the door. I do not move. Tell me how this goes down. Well, I suppose we're breathing and clearing first, right? I think so. You'll wait for my So I'll wait, Vendel.
Because you wait for my second, right? I hit the button and I turn on the music and the lights. We're meant to wait for a. I love, I love this because it's like a hardcore scene in a movie. Because like what happens is like the bad guys are like sitting in an empty room and then the the the music starts and they're like what the and then the lights go out and there's the music is blah, blah, blah, blah. And then the flashing lights start and then we break in the
door. Is the grenade that's going off the last day first to hear, they first to hear the strike light, which is the little RC car going. Are you firing the riot grenade? Actually what's going to happen is I'm going to fire the riot grenade first and then turn on the disorienting music and then start the flashing the strobing lights that way. I don't. That's why I don't riot anybody else. Alright, the riot grenade goes off. Where do you want it? Yeah, let's hit the the riot
clones. Alright, it goes off in the middle and it's just smoke the huge ball of smoke in the middle of the room. The music starts. And the lasers start firing through the smoke, and you can hear the bass booming through the room. I'm actually DJing this in the smoke. You're DJing, All right. The music is blaring for you guys. Visually, there is a big You cannot see what's in that circle. Now there's a big ball of smoke. I think that's the key to breaching clear, Jeb. Oh, that's now.
And then I breach and clear. Which is just to say, I have Vendel kick open the door and then I run the little claymore RC car to the closest table to us that has the two people. Which ones are those? Those are grunts. Yeah, those are grunts. You said Vendel kicks open the door. And I think Vendel does kick open the door. I think they do a really good job of. That was great ease. Would you like me to power like that? Yes, please. All right. Power leg 13. Good enough.
I rolled A10. Nice. More like. The great enough bursts open and a bit of the lock flies across the room and hits one of the grunts for two damage in the strobey darkness. What the fuck was that? What the Hell's going on? It seems we're being attacked. Roll initiative. I don't know. I don't know what's going on in there, but I see a lot of glow sticks flicking around. Sano, out of everyone in initiative, you are first. Oh, my gosh, I'm first. So blessed.
How should I blessed? Oh, apologies, actually, who has higher reflex? Sano or Jeb 088? LOL. All right, you guys, roll it off, all right? Or decide who goes first. It's up to you. Yeah, What do you what's what are you doing? Narratively, it would make more sense if Jeb goes first, cuz you just did the whole. OK, I'm not explody. Explody a car, explody, boy. Jeb go first. If you don't leave the doorway, I'll let it be a bonus action. But you can't leave the doorway.
Deal. I don't leave the doorway. And then it explody and then I shoot. So I want you to roll me a driving check and then something for it to explode. OK. It's going to be the two guys. It's a driving vehicle. Yeah, that that makes sense to me. Drive land vehicle 22. Nice. It drives right up underneath the table and it's ready to blow. And the lights have gone dark. The music is bumping, the strobe lights are going and I just go, hey, Van Dale, check this shoedale.
And then I press the button on the remote control. Oh, cool, cool. How much damage does that do? Retro. Big. I think it was about the same as a regular grenade. OK, all of them. All of the damage. How much is a grenade? A grenade is 76. Jesus Christ. OK, what could be better ones on that? Are you kidding me? That's five ones. Nice. You rolled 5 ones, but you still caused 22 damage. The table explodes and pushes them both back against the wall, giving you. Quite the advantages.
Now they have no cover whatsoever. And then jib like whips around the corner with his two pistols just Bang Bang to each of the Moocs that have been pushed against the wall from that explosion. Sounds good. Oh nice. A 25 and a 27. Both of those hit and you look like a badass in the strobe light as it happens. That's right, 13 and 9 damage. You hit them both square in the chest, one of them falls to the ground and dies.
The one that's closer to you. His body falls to the ground and you can see the blood seat in stages as the strobe light flashes. Hell yeah, you see that van Dale, What do you think about that? Not bad. Goddamn right. All right, all right, kid, get in there and the other guy goes below half health. You didn't say head, so it's body roaming 2D6OK9 torn muscle as he takes a step back to try
and avoid your bullet. His leg twists, and you actually see the muscle in the back of his leg snap in half. It's Cybertex. So the actual Mal metal of it is now sticking out of his leg and he falls to one knee. He's not going to do a very good job for the rest of this. And then we go upstairs to Sano. All right, I rip open the Hatch. The music starts blaring through it. I will lock in a grenade. Which one though? You have found a hatch on the West side of the hall, above one
of the balconies. Ah, so I will jump down it. Cool. Shoot a grenade to this Lieutenant. So the Lieutenant on the balcony? Yeah, On the balcony. Yes. That's what I'll do with my rocket launcher. Hand. Hand pops. Open 18. Yeah. You hit 34 damage. That's a 6620. He's dead. His body explodes. And viscera goes all over the balcony. The grunt that's at the very end is a little freaked out. And they hide behind the computer, lights blinking, and the sound just pops down.
And then it blacks on him and then and it comes back up and it there's this grenade explosion and then it blacks again and he just runs for is this railing here like cover or is it like bars and glass? I rolled high enough It is cover, all right. Nice. I'll hide. I'll go to, like, the middle of the railing where the guy blew up and all. I'll get covered. All right, Roll me. Evasion. Evasion, 20. That's fine. You don't slip on his blood. Nice. And it's henna's turn.
What do you think henna should do, Sanna? Ooh, yeah. He's probably can't reach the other balcony. How far is the balconies between each other? The width of a banquet hall. So about. 250 feet wide? Yeah, it's a little too far. Pretty far, yeah. So Hannah will drop down and try and kill the other grunt on the other side of the hallway. There. Hannah jumps down and starts running towards him. That that's quite the distance, so they only get to hit once, so they have one chance.
They better not blow it. 20 nice. Cuts him down for eight damage. It cuts off a huge piece of his armor, but he actually doesn't take a hit. He's in a bit of shock because he's just had a very, very talented fighter come barreling down on him, and now Henna is face to face with this grunt. They push him off the balcony as their bonus action. Nice classic stab and push 15, although the grunt rolls at 15 for evasion. Henna has a higher reflex and the guy falls off the balcony.
Lands on the vending machine, causes an extra 2 damage because it's made of metal, and does a total of 14 damage as he falls to the ground and breaks his leg. All wild music and strobe lights are blaring on and it's Vandal's turn. Vandal is going to charge at the grunt that is under the railing to the left. Yeah, finish your mouth. Just run them through with their short sword. Nice. Hell yeah. Ooh that's a 5.
Bendel tries to hit them and as they try and swing the flashing lights are too much and they let go of their sword and it falls into the darkness and they don't have it anymore. Can I say that they because they were still charging that they still bowl, rush the purse and then knock them down? Yes, it's a melee weapons. They do get another hit if they wanted to use a different melee weapon. So you could use, like, the leg to kick him, or we'll just we'll just tackle. Okay, sure.
Roll rolling. Do a heck and punch. Do a heck. And this guy's got a pulled muscle, though, so doing that's probably very easy. There you go. Nope. Are you Today? Bendel takes a step, missteps, rolls over, and completely. This is. I feel bad. As they fall, they land on their own sword, causing full damage to their left arm, passing by their armor. That's a correct one. Yeah. Vandal, you probably shouldn't hang out with me. I got bad luck. Fuck. I've got a sword in my arm.
What the fuck? How many points of damage did you say it was? Yeah, it's four, but it goes past their armor. Great. So they take full damage. Oh, fuck. And I, owner, it's your turn. I've just seen this on the camera. So I'm, I'm sitting, I'm sitting at the computer. I I deep sigh and I push back on the desk and my my chair rolls backwards and I get up. I pull my gun. I walk to the doorway and I just. I lean through and I shoot at the grunt. That went dumbest, yeah. 24 and
I don't miss. I don't miss. You don't miss. 14 damage. Nice. Yeah. You got a six there. Not two. But you got a 614 damage. Yeah. You hear him? He was already pretty damaged. He pulled a muscle in his leg. The bullet goes square between his eyes and he falls to the ground like a sack of shit. Oh, fuck. Thank you, Iona. Don't forget to use the the, the single deploy shield. Do I use it now? I really know where the enemy is. Yes. Use it now. Yes, use it now. All right.
On their next turn, they'll attempt to use it. Is that all you do in your turn? I'm going to start to head back to the computer because I don't think I'm going to be needed in this fight, so I will. I will turn around, back into the doorway so that I am not in the fight. All right. The smoke begins to subside. Oh, no. Did they merge into one Ryu clone? No, that would be silly. And it's it's the grunt to choose first.
The grunt at the very back corner of the room on the other balcony that no one's got to yet, pulls out his gun and tries to shoot someone. He's only got a pistol, but he does his best. He's also above, so he's got yeah, so he gets +2 to that. That's a 16. Both Sono and Henna won't get that bonus, so they're aiming at Vendel. Is a still target. So you hear this gunfire and it misses as it cascades through
the smoke. Then it hits the ground near Vendale and they're like, it has two shots though, so they shoot again. 60 is directly on the other side of the cloud of smoke, so yes, and they miss again. The Rio, on the other hand, is right next to them. That's okay. They got shield stuff. They got shield. Their shield's fine. Their shield's up. Full help. It's fine. It'll be fine.
The Ryo dashes up to Vandel takes out their blue glowing laser blade, which now glows in this room like a glow stick. They take a slice. It's the blue blade against against with the green, the Green Lake stripe. It's a fair Jedi. It's very Jedi. Yes, 19 hits, 14 damage. Was this upper body or lower body? It hits the shield. So the shield gets reduced damage. Yeah, that's a melee. So they attack again, doing 23 this time, definitely hitting, doing 19 damage to that shield.
It's not got much power left that shield does it? No. I'm trying to think, what's 36 -? 1917 haha. Two hits took me from 50 to 17. Haha. So fun haha. I love. I love playing games with my friends. Then Ryu dashes back behind a chair to take cover the other group. Activates and Ryu steps out of some of the smoke. Still kind of having a problem seeing this one. This one didn't roll as well. Yeah, they still try and attack Jeb this time. No dashing across to the doorway where you are.
No, no, I checked. He doesn't do that. Oh, that's a crit on his laser blade. Oh, definitely hits you. Does 13 damage and because it's crit, does 2 damage to your. Armor. How much damage? Sorry to me. Your armor goes down by two and 13 minus whatever your armor is before the reduction. My OK, got it. Jesus Christ, man. Just so you know I've got a present for you and then whenever it's my turn he slices
you again. Oh wait, no causing causing one damage to your armor but not actually hurting you. This time I'm. I'm directly around the corner. How much? How much to my to my armor? Sorry. One that time because. My leather guster is fucked up. The left tenant on the balcony sees all of this and it's his turn and he attacks. He takes out his shotgun and points it. No he takes out a mini gun because he has one on this balcony and starts shooting at jet.
Oh shit rolls in 19. They get +2 because they're on the balcony that hits causing 20 damage. Jesus, Crash. 20 damage, huh? Yeah. Does that ablade my armor at all? Only by one. Only by one. OK, you guys, I'm below half health. I'm back into this room. Oh, you're below half health. I'm at 14 health out of 45. Nice. Well, so we can't hear you, Jeff, because the music so loud. So you kind of, I mean, I can, I can kind of hear him muffled because I'm. I'm basically directly behind
him, just behind a wall. You see him get rid of his bullets. Roll 2D6. Jeff. I love this game. To be fair, that was a joke. And I really do love this game and I love playing it with you guys and I love you guys. I actually have to roll that because I'm the one who did the damage. Oh, I just whoops. What did you roll? Don't worry about that. You rode one of them. You rode. One of the sixes rolled 5. You only rolled 1D66I only rolled. Add D6 as the bullets hail
across the room. It blasts through your leg and the bottom half of your leg comes the fuck off. You are now A1 legged cowboy. Jesus crust Vid. They'll do something. What? What did you say? All right, Jeb, half your leg is on the ground. Yeah. Is it my turn? No, it is not. It is Retro's turn. Question hit me. I'm at the Hatch. Yes. Others have dropped out of. If I was to drop down, where am
I allowed to drop at? You're allowed to drop on your side where that square is. Unless you want to look for another hatch. I think I want to look for the other hatch. OK. Roll perception 21. Yeah, you find it. It's parallel on the other side of the the other side of the hole. Oh, I can't 250 feet. I can't make that far with my distance. I'm going to say that you started in the middle then, yeah, I will make my way over to here.
And then can I drop down on top of that Lieutenant using my body weight to crush him and shoot the mini gun afterwards? Yes, you can use the weight of the mini gun to help you. OK, so I can drop down. It's a fucking vinegar. Yeah, using the way to that. Also to crush him and then shoot into this darkness area. Sure. Yeah, I do it. Cool. Roll something 18. Why? Education. I'm explaining. I'm going to explain. OK, you said roll something. Fuck. Hold on, hold on.
Remy has a lot of schooling that he's done. And using that with his powered brain of a computer TV set makes calculations to know exactly where and how to jump onto the guy to slam down on top of him using all his body. Wear his physics. It's just physics. Great. Yeah, that's fine. All right, then I'm going to say 18. You get 2 D 6 + 4 damage. 10, nice. He's also now pinned underneath you and a mini gun. And now can't fire his mini gun, so that's good.
And then I'll fire the mini gun into the inky blackness of the smoke area. Are you aiming for the Ryu on the other side? Well, technically I can't see him because he's on the opposite side of me, right? Oh, yeah, I guess so. But I know that none of my guys are in there. Correct. So that's true. Yeah, Mini gun is more of an area weapon. So I blast away, hopefully hitting something. Sounds good to me.
Roll. The mini gun Nice yeah 22 causes a decent amount of damage in there and the mini gun is 5D65D6OK21. The bullets hail through because of the smoke. I'm going to let this Rio try and dodge it. They managed to. The one inside the smoke gets minus 8 to this. Yeah, minus 8. You hit the other Ryu inside and he takes a decent amount of damage, which is 21. Nice. Unsuspecting. You hit him in the back and it blades his armor by three because he's in the snow. Nice.
And can you roll me one D6 after the barrel has finished spinning it's hot and you tilt it down and the tip of it. Scores across this Arasaka's face and burns 5 damage into him. Thanks for cooling me off buddy. The Ryder in the smoke is pissed off around. The smoke is very very pissed off. He is quite damaged, but he heads towards Vendel being the most open target they can see and they attack with the laser blade Vendel attempts to evade. Who does not do a good job?
Stop it. OK, 18 damage to that shield. OK, so they take one damage. OK? And the shield is the attack. So Oh my fucking God, they hit again. 13 damage. So that's whatever their regular armor is. Minus 13 and then minus one to their armor. Yeah. Oh, my shield stopped working. Fuck. And that's their turn. It is once again. Jeb's turn. Hooray, Jeb. You have one leg. Jeb. Yeah. Jeb falls to the ground, his stump bleeding profusely, but he still holds on to his two. I forgot. I'm so sorry.
The Ryu close to you has to roll. Resist torture drugs. Oh, my God. We're the same. Do you see a familiar glint in the Ryu's eyes and he grits his teeth and turns his eyes away from your slowly bleeding leg? And Jeb just blood profusely just pulling out of the stub just holds on to his two twin Colt Fortyfives, gives him both a little kiss. Just come on wait. And just takes two shots at the Ryu right in front of him. Do it nice.
Both of those hit beautifully. Roll damage 10:00 and 9:00. No double sixes. 19 damage. And that's enough for that Ryu when he wasn't paying attention to get hit and he's not feeling good, he he gets under half. Yeah, he gets under half. Health. Probably 2D sixes. Oh, his muscle Tez as well. You've actually flown through the tendon in his wrist and he now can't use his sword. Yes, that's right. Son of a bitch. You may have came up and I'm taking you down with me. God damn it. Fuck.
He pulls his sword with his left hand now and saw. No, it's your turn. OK. I can see Vandel is in trouble from underneath the railing balcony I'm on, so I will jump off and try to land a sword right on top of this Rio. Sick. Do I just roll attack or do I roll Athletics? Yes. Are you trying to kill him out? Right. Yes. All right, cool. If you want to do an aim shot like that, that's minus 8. Okay. Okay. I get a + 3. So it's not. You're pretty close, so there's
a good chance of hitting him. Hold on, hold on, Sano. You could use your bonus action to focus, and then that way it would bring it down even more. I could. That's the thing. We've. We established this already. We have. OK, I'm focused. Yes, seven now. Oh, OK, that's fine. He played 22 + 3. You get. So it be minus 7, -, 6, -, 5. Because you're attacking from above, you get +2 from that. We defined that earlier, and that means. You don't beat their evasion. Did you get a second slice?
It's 20. Damn. One away. Wait, wait. You have a + 3, right? +2 was just 55, and the plus one for focus. So only have a -, 1. Oh, nice. Yeah. All right, Yeah. You drive a sword straight through his body, and now there's a sword through his body. He's actually still alive, but with the sword through his body, he can't move his torso now. Sweet. I will attack you. Have a second slice. So again. Then normally. Oh, you haven't even done damage yet. Oh yeah, roll damage.
Alright, alright, 14. Nice. Yeah, nice. OK, I will. It's 15. Actually it's 15. Oh yeah, and I'll take it again, 2222. Yeah, good enough. He's got a massive reduction to his evasion because there's a sword through his body. Nice. Nice. So he has to roll a crit to get out of this, which he does not. Yeah, that final slice kills him. You put a sword through his body and then pulled it out. Tell me how cool that death happens.
Yes, I see Bendel is having lots of trouble and ice cream Bendel back away and I get all my heat sort. I Rev it up and it Revs throughout the music and it's like I see a bright shining red as the music flares and it like flashes and I'm up there and then it flashes and then I'm right above him. And then it flashes. I I go right through his spine with my sword and I twist it and I slash throughout his thread, slash it out, words through his
shoulder blade. And these blood just pools on the floor as he collapses and his body falls into. I give Vendel a hand. Vendel gets up and pulls their sword out of their arm and puts it in their sheath. OK, keep your head in the game and you got it. Hannah comes down the stairs, slices that grunt with their sword, hitting them for 16. They're on the ground doing 12 damage, cutting their artery in their neck, and they start to bleed out and they slowly die next to the vending machine.
They have a second hit, they go behind Ryu, who's distracted by the thing you just did, Sino. And they take out their electric whip and wrap it around his neck, holding him back. Now with this electric whip doing too damaged, so I'm blaming their armor. But now has a Ryu by the neck. Nice, nice. And it's Bendel's turn. Bendel is, I think, going to travel to Jeb and put the popup shield. Basically in front of the door. So Venda going to say that they grab a piece of Ryu?
Sure. I was thinking that Jeb would just eat his own leg. Oh, shit. Oh, or is Vindel eating? I added you. Or is Vendel eating Ryu? No, Vendel was going to bring the piece of Ryu to Jeb. Yeah, we're going to make Jeb eat his own leg. Cool. Yeah. All right. So Vendel runs over to where Jeb is and deploys the cover, putting him in complete safety as it shunts into the ground.
It opens up, Oh my God. You know, you see it in the hollow, in the hollow place, and you never realize how much it really you're going to be OK, Trust me, You're going to be just fine. And then do they attack anyone? Nope. Cool. They're hiding behind the cover as well. So it's the three of us back here. And it's your turn, Iona. I'm going to jab. This is going to sound strange, but you know, you already know how this works. And I'm going to drag his bloody
leg over to him. No, no, I don't. I I I I don't want to. You're dying. You're going to die. Jab, roll. Resist, torture, drive. This is the way 15I chop. I jump into it. OK? I need you to roll. 5D sixes especially because I the eating your own body regenerates more. I think. I mean, that one more D6 was like the idea, right? Like only one more D6 is 60. Sixties. Oh, sixties. Oh, sorry, I thought you said five. I said the wrong thing. Just one more. One more. Cool. Cool.
Super cool. Super awesome, and fun. So here's the thing, Jeb, You have body fuel bite in. You running coursing through my veins? Yeah. So you you kind of have a choice. I'm going to give you like a meta choice. You can either later on get a replacement leg or Jeb can go through the incredibly painful process of very quickly regrowing this leg.
Well, that seems more thematically appropriate considering, like you guys, it turns out that the reason that Jeb had body fuel bite this whole time was so that he could do this exact moment. Right, so you regrow his fucking leg. So Jeb, as you start your own leg, your left leg starts to ache and the edge of the bone starts to click and break and your leg is slowly trying to regrow, but it is excruciatingly painful and looks horrendous.
Like your flesh crawls down your leg and there's a little tattoo and there's a little tattoo near the edge of your knee and that is regrowing. There's a tattoo that's growing. Do you want do you want us to knock you out for the process of regrowing your leg? I have some kittens. If I if I I got to take a shot. I got to help. Y'all you got at least 6 seconds until your next shot and he like brushes away a tear he goes. I'm just gonna bat the bullet.
And he puts a literal bullet into his teeth. He, he, he he injects a bullet from the drum of one of his revolvers and puts it between his molars and just goes. I'm about this bullet and I'm about calling. Good. All right, great. And and I'm now I'm just overseeing this process and I've actually turned on the camera in my eye. Nice. You're quoting this. This is important. There. I mean that I was trying to write notes at the same time as keeping an eye on the battlefield.
He rides and we shut the door. Oh, and you, You actually go to the other side and drag? Yeah. OK, cool. So there's the pop up shield that we shut the door. No, I didn't want to shoot him. No, I grabbed. I grabbed his leg and that's it. The pop up shield has sealed the door. Great, so you'd have to, like, break it off the ground in order to move it on. The Ryu in the room sees Sano and jumps towards him. You're now standing above the dead body of another Ryu. Roll evasion. 24 He misses.
He attacks you again, and as he goes to attack you, he sticks his blade into the ground and it flicks and just skirts across the room. Fuck brother, you are no brother of mine, you soulless clone. It gives you a light smack across the face. It doesn't do any damage. It's just pissed off. Drove that game we used to play slaps. Fuck you. Fuck you. No, fuck you. No, fuck you. The grunt is now pretty scared of Retro, but he tries to shoot Retro on the balcony and he
misses, of course. Can I do something thematic? Sure, he does have another shot. Well, actually, yeah, have him take the second shot first. OK, that's a crit. He totally hits you for 11 damage, causing, I imagine, no damage or whatsoever, but well, my shield is in the 10s now. Oh OK, so you take one damage, but the first bullet, he shoots and it just ricochets off of my head and I turn around and go
motherfucker. And then the second shot he does literally blasts into my shoulder with the shield going earn. I'm like. Cocks and it's your turn. I am going to stand my ground while being on top of this Lieutenant, putting more force than I can on the mini gun. Kind of keep him pinned down and the second one on his crotch and using my weight spinning on that right heel that's on his crutch to then turn to the guy who just
shot me and blast them. So the Lieutenant underneath you, the only way you'd get out is if he rolled a crib and he just rolled 27. So he does as you try and step on his groin, he rolls out of the way and now he's ready to shoot you. He did have to leave his mini gun behind because it's ridiculous to have someone roll with a mini gun. Yeah, he will be able to shoot you. Well, he's closer to me and all, honestly, if that's what's going to happen.
Instead of turning to him, if I know, since that happens. I noticed that I turned to him and shoot him instead. Damn. All right. Twenty. Yeah. You hit him Well, damage 10 damage. He's already been hit a few times. Yeah, you fired a mini gun at him. The bullets. Fill his torso as he gets the wall and he slides down and leads to stain the black blood on the wall. Another one down, retro. I don't have a cool line this time.
The Ryu that Henna has bound with her electric whip tries to get out of the clutches of henna. Ooh manages to snap her whip in half and it breaks. He breaks away from it, turns around and attacks her with his sword, hitting her four. 12 damage. She takes a step back and he attacks again, hitting her again with a crip for 27 damage, causing her to fall over on her butt. She's now down by the stairs, away from everyone else, being very much crowded by a riot
clone. Jeb Jeb, you're incapacitated, unfortunately, with your leg regrowing, all I can have you do is roll resist talks to drugs, I mean. What are my what are the options here? Here's the thing. If you roll well with resist Torture drugs, your leg is regrowing better than it did before 15. It's growing just as it used to be. It's growing the same. Not damn good. Yeah, you're not getting any super crits. You've got two more rolls for it to grow. Actually, you might have a few
more than that. We'll see. I'm going to go with two more for now. So no. Oh, no shit. How mechanized are these cloners? Are they? They're pretty much all tech, right? Pretty much all tech. The shoulders are connected as one piece of cyber tech, so both arms behave as one which is connected through to some stuff on their neck. A lot of their lower jaw is mechanical. Both of their eyes, the backside of their head, their legs. I'm going to shoot EMP grenade then. OK, nice.
But not at the one in front of me, The one next to Hannah. OK, sure, because she's not looking great. So I am going to get up my hand and load in the MP grenade and fire it over there. Yeah, 21, Yeah, that hits. Will you roll me? Damage. Oh, 29 is more than enough. Yeah. He drops to the ground and starts to convulse. He actually falls over the the chair that he's next to and Hertz is on. Making a little bit of damage. There is a Ryu next to you though, isn't it?
Yes. There. Yes. There's no cover anywhere near me. How tall are the banisters up above the balconies? You could jump up there. No, everyone could. All right. I'm going to try and jump up there. As a bonus to get away from this for you. Cool. Rolled Athletics 1616. Nice. Yeah, that's definitely enough. You get back on the balcony. Cool. Yeah. And I'll. I'll taunt this for you to come chase me nice and I'll run over here, I guess. So you're going to run back to
the backside of the train? Yeah. And he's henna's turn. Get in cover. Henna, while sitting down, pulls out their pistol and shoots it at the Ryu. They're old. A crip fail. And they're gun jets. Yeah. She looks at him with a smile and says, Ryu. What brother? Catch. She throws A grenade at it. Brutal, dude. It doesn't have. I'm going to give a -, 5 for Hannah using a memory, and the Ryu instinctively just catches the grenade. Oh shit. Oh fuck.
And it explodes in his hand, blowing off his arm and finally putting him to rest. He falls to the ground. Dad. Thanks for the distraction, brother. Yeah, seems like you needed it the last Ryu jumps up. Onto the balcony. Oh yeah. He makes it onto the balcony with a 28, doing a flip as he lands on top. He takes out his big chunky gun and shoots it at you. Hitting you for 16 does 8 damage. A blading your armor by 1. The big chunky gun shoots twice.
Nice. Hitting you again with 22A, blading your armor again by one but not causing any damage. No. My armor's 7 now. Oh then, causing one. Shit. And it's retro stand. I'm just getting low. That's right, Retro. Gonna check the mini gun. We got one charge left looks to the right. There's Batty right there. Looks towards the other small Batty that's near. Kind of Just realizes that's not the one. Points the gun down at Rio and takes a shot. He is very far away.
Yeah, but he's shooting across the the hole with a mini gun. I think that would be less effective. And he gets +2 because he's from a balcony That's 20. That's twenty. That hits Lovely day. Yeah, he hits that riot. And even though he was about to attack Sarno, he gets eviscerated by bullets and it fills him. He bleeds everywhere and falls to the ground and there's only one guy.
Left in here, one of the grunts is at the other side of the balcony near Retro and he pulls out his gun and tries to shoot Retro. Your old's A crit 22 and hits you for 16 damage. Shield's gone. Shield's gone. He shoots you again with 13 and misses entirely, and then he jumps down behind the vending machine so you can't see him. But it is Sano's turn. OK. The real Riu in front of me is dead. OK. Can I get to this guy over here with melee? Is he's way too far though? Yeah, you could.
I mean, not with the melee, but you could definitely shoot him. OK, I'll run over across the balcony and I'll get out my gun. Get a + 2 from shooting from the balcony. 19 Yeah, you hit him. Roll damage switch. He's got his back to you. And this is 21 Does 21 damage. You hit him right in the back of the neck. You watch his head turn to the side, he falls to the ground, and finally combat is over. I still pass out. No, on the other side of the door. Jeb. Your your legs. About 30% grown.
I need you to roll. Resist, Torture, Drugs 9. Growing normal. I rush over to hand on a mixture. She's OK. She gets up. That's quite the fight. Really dangerous in a group. Yeah. Can you imagine an army? That'd be bad. Very bad. Nice thinking with making steak real. So still had his memories. I didn't even know he still did. He was worth a shot. It was a grenade. Yes. Oh yeah. Retro, can you can you go and fix that? Yeah. I'm going to grab the other mini gun on the way down now.
So now I have two mini guns. Can you carry 2 mini guns? The first mini gun is depleted. Throw that one away. Get a new one. No, don't throw it away. You can use it for something else. Yeah, but you can't. You can't carry 2 mini guns, dude, that requires 2 hands. I have two hands. You can't carry 2 mini guns. Each mini gun is 2 hands. I take the one that's still full. All right. It has two shots because it got fired once and I'll start tearing away at the AT the
Somebody with a sword, please. Just cut. Do you want to try and dismantle it or do you want to just tear it down? I can dismantle it. Yeah. I'll just mantle it. Yeah. Roll basic tech. You get to reuse it. You just rub that. Yeah, guys, there's a button on here. You just press. You got to reach around the back. It's it's on the other side. No, it's on. I can't reach it. I just got it. And it deconstructs back into its first construction. You get one more deployment with
it before it will be permanent. Well, you you takedown the. The pop, the pop shield and you have the horrifying sight of Jeb re growing his leg. Oh dear God, Jeb. There's a half eaten leg next to Jeb and then a half grow his leg like it's like it's from a Thanksgiving Turkey. And his other leg looks like a little tiny baby leg that's growing out at the same time. Oh my Oh my God, look at that. I got a town in there. Next time on no latency.
You know, I I just this is the first time I've ever eaten. Myself. True cannibalism. You have completely shattered this one. It doesn't even light up anymore. Is there another healing patch or is have we used them all up? You want me to do it? Ooh, that's full health, baby. Yes. Come here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. Should we get stranger? All right, I'll go get stranger. Do you realize you have a tiny leg you guys had Bring some real fucked up things in front of me. You know that?
Hungry. Oh, also, I got another Med kit. So I have three Med kits on me. Does anyone else need one? Anything. Honestly, to stop the bleeding. Or a grilled cheese? Stranger, open the damn door. All right, I'll load a sticky grenade. I'm surgical with this bitch. We're good, actually. Let's take a look. I'm pretty sure I got smoker nights don't shoot the sun. Yeah. Can I use my bonus action to figure out what the fuck is going on? Thank you for joining us on our
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