Last time, I know link see how you wouldn't be? That you wouldn't be a stranger now. Would you listen sweetheart? I know it's gonna be hard to jerk off now molecule Iona. Clicks off. The rest of the plug spins around the finger and put it back in their coat. Looks at you. I owner and says my knife back freaking nearly headless Nick. Tim, I'd be more worried about those broken heels. How much are those worth? I mean if apparently this was the last his last known location.
Yeah, so they're gone. Why do we have a way to track this train? He's at arasaka, he's lost. You guys are going to have to check the training, you must hope for the best. If we don't get stranger. We'll all be dead and then once we got ping are situated, and Iona was looking after paying because they're better with people than I am. I decided to grab Vanna White. And drive back to my place. Where all my shit still outside? Hopefully, my building block mate, was keeping an eye on it?
Yes. Actually, you did get a message about that on your way back from the shack. You get a message from someone. It's from Trevor and it should
be viewable to you right now. Forget to check my messages, you know, Jebediah. There's only one person who he even kind of pretends to like that, is you Remy, because clearly, you're the only person that can do anything about about Sloan Sloan for you viewers at home is, of course, Jim a diocese, a great time for Audio Only audience and I and I will not Rescind It Sloane is jebadiah's pet and she is been
in needs a little work done. And so considering that that Remi is the only person that Jebediah even has any sort of connection to or attachment. I think that he makes an excuse to be like, oh well might need some help with that. Hunkajunk Alice crap there And the first one person knows his way around an engine. Well, it's yours. Truly kid died. So what while I go ahead and ride shotgun with you? How's that sound? Make sure that she's running, all right?
Yeah. That sounds like a like a like a good plan. I could probably use the help to help carry some of my stuff. Yeah. To what, why don't you drive? I got to check my messages. I think I got a bunch of messages while we were out there. Couldn't had no service pleasure. I live on 23rd pain, Smith Drive, just take me over there. Well, you know, I don't know my way around the city with a good thing to say thing has GPS. Ooh baby due. Reality 10. We're on the way so I get to add 14.
Oh shit. Oligo 18 baby. Yep you find the Rope. It's not the fastest route so you are going to get there at the normal traffic speed. Here's the GPS fault man. This sucks. I was going on my cube, mate. He put my shit out on the curb, man. You know. All right, check this out Jebediah. This is what this guy wrote me. He said he look after for 24 hours and has yet to even been 18, they wrote me retro, what the fuck? Your box is still here, I left
it at the curb. Sorry choom good luck Trevor, what a plughead, a nobody and not City. Got any sort of respect, can't keep doing word around. And here you are out in the Wasteland. We respect each other's personal spaces. Granted, we do have quite a quite a lot more space to be had. You're just living in a cube heard. Those things ain't large. Just a bunch of you know old pretty much the a lot of the apartment buildings around. Here are just storage
containers. If they just put like separators inside and you get like a window and a chemical toilet and that's it. And then I couldn't afford it anymore, that's a rough brother. So got to be able to grab myself by the way, I'm going to go ahead and ready my rifle because knowing that Trevor wouldn't put it on the curb. I'm pretty sure at least half my shit is probably now stolen by now. And I'm going to probably gonna have to shoot some motherfuckers that are taking anything else
that's out there. Jimmy died is gonna like see that that retro is going for his gun. He just kind of slowly starts making his His hand towards his towards his belt there just in case that's fine, I'm not even paying attention that I'm more focused than like, man. We better not have God, I had so many components that I had gotten from the Night Market and my vintage set that I had gotten back from when I was a child. That better not have got taken. I got so many on the corner. I'm too punk.
Smith Drive. And they're standing at the entrance to the huge lot where your old home used to be. Is a golden man because I rolled a 10. Who's this retro, you know, this guy? And he's rifling through the box that contains your shit. IMA start firing at that. Motherfucker, Sana Sana. Nose is reading his book and ignoring everything, they're saying, but it's not. All right with a soup.
Were you hanging on the v-dub Sano Sano brought Of Mice, and Men with him and has just been reading Of Mice, and Men in the van, the entire time. It's just third time through the book at this point. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not aiming specifically at him more of like warning shots. So, anyway, I started blasting 22. Well. That's one way to do it. Well done. Yes, you hate him. You do 13 damage. So a Steve flip gets hit in the chest and take spurting damage and it's you fucking kill you.
Well furnished it. And so on. Are you choosing to be in this fight? Are you going to sit in the back and read Of Mice and Men? I'm gonna be there but I won't fight. All right, do you want to roll for initiative? No. Okay. Nothing gets honored to participate in this fight. All right, at all. It's an 11 total. That's not bad. The vehicle I'm comes around the corner and stops short of about 100 feet from the door and Remy just shot this golden dude, trying to get into his box.
What are you gonna do? Gonna step on the gas and just kind of do like a sweet little tail whip. Just try to get the passenger side window, just right up in Gold boys Grill. That's fantastic. Roll me a drive land vehicle perhaps? Yes. Oh, oh, man, Oh, that's pretty much a just as good as they can get. That's a 23, a 23. You can add one or two more, cool things to that if you want but you do it.
Oh, I like to think that, I mean this was this was the setup retro for his next opportunity, right? So go that first 80 and then just pull the e brake, do a Little Tokyo Drift action. And then just land the passenger side window just within kissing distance. Of gold boy. And so like I just want, I just imagine the the barrel of the gun just going like, who just right into this guy's mouth. As he's yelling at us and I give a little Hawk Now, that's so cool.
I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do two things. One, you get inspiration. It's not a thing in cyberpunk, but I'm giving it to you. You can you get to re-roll and to you rolled high enough that I'm going to change the initiative because of initially. Steve rolled higher than Remy, but your movement is so cool. And the honk scares him that he gets - to to his initiative is now. After you Remmy, I'd listen to my boy here, if I were you You. I'm gonna go ahead and keep the rifle trained in his mouth.
Yes, in his mouth finger still on the trigger. Hmm. And I don't know how because I'm I'm trying to think of like I can't open the door and have the right. The same thought I can Remy fit to the window of a VW Bug. I don't think so. And yourself the rifle through the window. Ding ding. Oh, the message from Iona. I could just in the back of my head. I hear I own a telling me that I go.
Oh yeah, I should do that. That's a yes, I will open the door still keeping full trigger position with my hands, on him, getting him to back off. And I tell him to empty his pockets, right? He empties his pockets now. So of crying, I will say, I'm gonna give you to the count of the end of the national anthem to get out of distance of my rifle. Start singing, start walking. I know he's off the barrel. Now as I have a train don't want him walking with. He went away.
I'm not gonna kill him. If he does it, he does have my shit anymore. So I put vanillite in park and get out roads to see if anyone else went through the boat. Ten, nice. All your shit in it. Thank God. Thank God. That's vintage said here at least any items and because you're all the ten you find an extra hundred Eddie's. Oh, cool. Next 100. It's that's going to be helpful and and the plants that Trevor was trying to Pawn off on, you is sticking out of the box.
God dammit Reverend fucking plant. All right, Take the plant to I guess the people just leave leave money in random boxes and the city. This is Remy's old shit. No, it was his, it's his money. He had an extra hundred, he found an extra hundred. It was a savings. I forgot about. Oh, I forgot about us saying, you know, like how you put money aside some time. Yeah, he's gonna forget. Yeah, that extra hundred bucks. I leave in my sock drawer. I left it in my, in my Bible. Cool.
But what did the ghost? Do you believe anything? Yes, pants. But he did piss his pants. This is very true. He also left another hundred Eddie's have 100 more Eddie's. All right, I'm gonna pick that up. I'm gonna look towards jab, and I go next rounds on me. All right, so, I'll have to hear friend. It was that everything. Got everything in the car? It's all packed up. Ready to go? We gotta we gotta pack it in there. Yeah. Santa would you mind giving us a hand?
I know it's gonna be a bit time now. I gotta get my stuff in there. Do you mind giving us a hand? Yes, shit sorrow. You are right. My Tia. You were back there. You buckled in for that. Last move. Jesus, I'm sorry. I wanted some privacy. In the in the vehicle, then you began to move it. I tried to ignore all of your incessant whining complaining, but it was very, very difficult. You all have such Petty
problems. Yeah, that drift in probably didn't help you, concentrate in your book there, apologies about that, but maybe next time Buckle in, you know, it's all I could say yes. And he does not move to help at all. Yes. Also the back is Vida. Bus has no seat belt. Because it's 1970s one and they didn't have them. And I just rolled a one on that. So it's definitely nasty butts. Really got install. Seat belts all night. You can just see that there is like a small, like, a handprint
tear. Mark on the upholstery from where Santa was sitting as that's, they gripped onto it when doing it. That's how they steadied himself. I love that you guys heading back to no latency. Yes, with all my shit while you're on your journey, let's find out what's happening at no latency right now. Owner, are you there? So pain was getting a little clingy, so I have sent of endl upstairs with them to do whatever. Needs to be done, I assume there's a lot of mewing and just
general. I do hear an occasional screen but I'm not quite sure what's going on. I have been on my agent responding to messages from the company and And I have also ordered some supplements to be delivered to no latency as well as a smoothie. Did you just get one for yourself? Yes. Those are on their way. Did you want to do anything else? I am currently researching the train good Romeo, local expert, local expert, my home. Correct. Yes, your home. And I'm going to give you
haven't looked at it yet. I'm going to give you a plus 2 because you have access to pings information as well, which you didn't need because you rolled a 19. That's very, very good. Yes. The train information, playback initiated a train, a convoy train of Nomads and stay safe by Rodman endless, loop, through the desert. And the Badlands, this Loop is known as track one, the wheels of this Mammoth vehicle constantly carbon the track into the dirt doing business.
With the train has done by loading a different points along the track if you can keep up. The train itself is huge. A gang of beasts and a base own wheels, and the Gang on board deserts, team led by Reverend John Shield stone is as driven as what they live on forever. Moving herb of weapons Vehicles, artillery, and information everyone in the Badlands knows not to mess with the Train. The train still has its mistress. The trains front-engine the
faithful and never stops. It just keeps on going into the night and no one knows why. What else do you want to know? I want to know the three closest stops on track one. Now, these aren't stops because the train, never stops. Stops it for you. Where you could like get in a Chase vehicle and get be put on board or use your own because it's big enough that you can drive on to it. It's huge train so City on Wheels, right town?
I was actually gonna ask just what are we listening to and then a white as we're driving back to the bar. Some some like, hmm Jebediah. It's a big fan of the classics and now that ain't just because that was the only thing available to them out in the Badlands. Is he he just thinks it's the only kind of music. That really says anything anymore, you know, all this newfangled stuff is all made with computers me. I prefer my music made by, hey, that's why we're listening to
dark party. Oh, so you're really into the classical music then. Right glasses. Pardon Alabama, hmm. Now Iona, but download is finished and you have three places where you can get on the train as sort of an opening in the track, a lot of the track surrounded by tall bits of ground to like of cliffs and
such. So, weaves its way through a pretty narrow area and they do a lot of work on board of mechanic stuff on board while they were after you got three places, you can go in to the south of the Badlands to the mid of the Badlands closest to night City and sort of a curve. And to the north quite close to where the shack was great. So I have also received a no that's not my vehicle.
Oh gosh for a second. I was I was I wish I'd been dreading getting a message for an invoice for the vehicle that we lost today, but then I remembered that it wasn't my vehicle. Now Remy sign that contract. So what I'm going to do when I'm planning out right now is a back-up plan for. If we can't get reme to sign for another vehicle, My Hope Is that I can get reme to sign for another vehicle to get us onto the train. After a convincing them to go to the train.
Otherwise, I will, I will have a smoothie and your supplements arrived at the door by drone. Wonderful. The supplements are for everybody else because everyone's looking a little frayed right now and back supply for the bar for Ping because they're going to need them. I can just tell, do they have a need to find defects or they
just entered anxiety. Ping has a little bit extra at anti-anxiety but mostly they are a like a mood stabilizing also Ultra hydrating multi supplement, is it helps take off the the curb hunger, a little bit there for you and it also makes your hair really shiny. And your farts. Don't smell. Oh, I'm smelly farts.
Noted Jebin retro, pull up, not as cool of a like a drift parking job this time just kind of a classic just you know nice and nice and easy, slow down you know turn off the music and anyway retro that is why I just don't trust them. Them new smart weapons, I prefer you know nice cold trigger out of my fingers. Well, I mean I mean, you know, I guess Antiquities still have a love from somebody. I feel like this is a conversation that's better
handled over liquor. Why don't we go inside and get a drink first ones on you? I believe and with 100 new Eddie's, well, let's say hopefully more than just one. Yeah. But that's just for me and you know, Santa Duncan shit. Well I didn't see him help none. I know. Right. It's I know you going inside of you staying in the vehicle. Yes, I walk past them. Bumping into them if I can and we'll walk inside reading the book.
Yeah, you bump into them. I dropped the keys to Vanna White, God damn it. And as you drop the case, you hear a big from Vanna White, some steam is blowing out of the engine. Something is Bland now she shocked. Don't worry, I'll take care of this. You go get those drinks poured. As there's a there's a person who walks by the v-dub and goes oh dude this car is gnarly shit. You should probably take this to tuna because you can tuna Well, I like the fish.
No like the mechanic. Because that's the name of the mechanic down the road. Well before I get my hands dirty well I can't we take a look at this bad boy. Yeah, I was gonna ask you, how good are you? Land vehicle Tech. Not so bad. Not terrible. I got a 14-0. We're talking numbers, are we? Yeah. Well, whatever you want, dude, I like spin the sign for the tuna guy. He's my boss. So when I see broken vehicles, I tell him. And then, if you tell him that, like, breathe sent you, then I
get a kickback. I come out with the beer is now I'm like, all right man I guess we got to fix this up. The fuck is this guy? Yo, what's up TV? Dude I'm reads you guys should check out to know. Check out the T-shirt, he's got a t-shirt that says tune-up a tuna man. This marketing schemes gun, a little more active in here. The last time I remember, you should see the tattoo I have for a new color on my back.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm getting Dragged In no no II, definitely feel like I want to like be like a good booty to this guy. Support local business go to Tina. Yo, is there like an extra beer for me? I don't see why we couldn't take care of this ourselves. Iona opens the door. Oh, you're here. Sorry, my, drones Just Landing. It flutters down and places. The drink carefully in your hand. Thank you a little little deer digital face Smiles at you. When it flies away. What is that?
It's my smoothie. Well, I got a beer. Yeah, I'm just going to take my beer and I'm going to put the cap in the CD drive slot. Crack it open and just start sipping through it. Cheers retro. Yeah, dude, that's a cool trick you. Thank you for being here. Here, you can leave now. Could you to get inside? So I know just what just bust his way in here. So the Vanna White just sprung, the leak, I guess. Well, we can trash it somewhere else. It's fine.
Just leave it parked. There was a hunk of junk. Well now, it's like my living at home. So, all right, also, this see rain. It's can't be too complicated to fix. I've seen worse out there in the Badlands. I shut the door. Jeb, I'm going sighs. You Saying this one of the tires guys and hit clinks down one corner. Just calm, he's a mechanic. Yeah, I just when I when I see that uh scope, fuck it, I'm going inside. I'll give up changes. Leave it all to me, huh? Well, I'm still going to give it
a try. I tell you right now. Now, that GM does not want you to see. I know it's too bad because this feels like something that I would really be in it. Be kind of in my character, do it? No, no valid. I mean, I'm nothing is impossible. I will say that Alan in don't even know when we're getting there, honey. One of those DM moves was like, yeah, sure raw go for it. You can do it. Sure, sure. It's just a DC 45. I've finally got it and we got A plus seven here.
So best I can do is sit tight unless you create. You can get some luck to about 1500. Make a you make it worse. Time it explodes in your face while you're trying to fix it. The steering wheel comes off in your hand and you're sitting there in the car with the steering wheel detach from the vehicle now. Well, fuck. And I go inside. Do you take the steering wheel with you?
It's kind of cool says VW on it. It does a sling over my shoulder as you pass your bike, which is parked inside of the Little X because their friend of no latency is a tiny bit of an Alleyway where you can park something really very you. You be careful with the next words, you say here DM, no harm better. Come to. I've already had harm come to my, to, my darling, vulture pet. And now, to my my bike. You be careful.
I'm a sensitive man. I'm being a good person and reminding you that It is missing an exhaust pipe, which is in your bag. Clink, clink, clink its back on. It's not that easy. My dude, that needs a proper fit. All right. So not only does the v-dub need a mechanic so does your vehicle because you skidded into that at the very beginning of this adventure and broke it off. And whenever you drive it, it makes a shit ton of noise. It's true. There's no Muffler. It's theirs.
It's pretty cool. The kids call it a muffler to looks great. It's fine, but it makes a buttload of noise. So after breaking the vehicle and noticing the bike also needs repair. You come back. Back into the bar, where I owner is standing with Sano and Remy. So I do believe that, that is the whole reason that we should get our asses back together and help on that train. Yeah, yes. I agree. Y'all trying to get on the train. The train.
Yes. Yes, I think that that's probably our best bet to find the stranger. Sounds good to know. I'm so sorry. Stranger. I know that you heard me wherever you are. Stranger, I apologize. Now, how much would a would I know about this train because like a decent amount roll. Yeah. Roll your own local expert? Okay. Okay. I was gonna say, I imagine, I know someone on this train or at least how the show's would someone on this train, the past. I would I would put money on it
personally. Okay, that is a 16. Yeah, you do. 16 means that you know Greg Greg is one of deserts team. The crew that lives on the train. He's low on the rung. Not crazy but he's very lucky. It's one thing you remember about him and he smokes like a chimney. All right. Well, Well, if we're going to go, we're going to be trying to get on this train. I know a guy name is Greg. Works are part deserts. Team sees a bit of a No it all but do say so myself.
But God. God, I know, that's knows how to steal my out of poker game at cilia. Anyway, I think I could probably hit him up. He's helped me in the past. Great. Would you know where the trains going to be? Well, everybody knows what the trains going to be done. Well, I know where the stops are good as Clockwork. Okay, great. I should have asked you from the beginning, you're from that place. That place, the good old place the Badlands. What do you want me to call it Badlands works?
Just fine. I used to call it home myself. You should have moved. Ain't so bad. Once you get used to it, people are great, real homies down to our wronged, the bad lands, thank you. So no, thank you, really, it has some marketing scheme so bad. I have been in the bad lands. I have also been in the Badlands. We were there just a moment to go and buy a moment. I mean, several moments ago are bad, very, very bad. You've tried to kill us and he blew up a vehicle. I lost a shoe.
Yeah, well we just, we just almost murdered a man. What did you do about shoes? Oh, I also ordered shoes. All right. Roll me, a beat when a d-10 did a lot of online shopping? Oh, absolutely. I also got paid seven. They cost you 30 Eddie's. They were on sale. Yes, normally, they're 100. Wonderful. Wonderful. You can endure arisaka Prime. Do not. Get our suck up. Prime it is a rip off.
You pay for nothing but shipping and you would have paid just as much in sipping as you pay monthly for their service. Rip off. Sorry, I got a little heated there. Couldn't tell. yes, but the drones also sing when they drop things off to there and it's that's really the service you're paying for Just a little levity in the day I guess. Absolutely there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door and there's just a drone waiting. Here's another one. This must be the shoes.
Open the door in the little robot goes. Thank you so much. See, I hope you do. Thank you so much, goodbye. I hate it so much. I'm sorry that, you know, this small qualities of my life that make my days, better are a burden to you. Always, REM is gonna digitally roll his eyes and look away with his beer amazing. Well apparently the gifts that I got for all of you don't matter at all so I will just keep them in the Badlands gifts cheap what the real show friendship and
trust. Those are actions. My action was getting you, a gift. That Ain't My love language, honey. Wow, it is mine, I appreciate gifts. Thank you very much. All right, Remy.
Well, here I got everybody supplements because I know that, you know, we've had a rough day and we're all looking a little dry and a little Dusty. And I know that you haven't really eaten a lot today, and I see that you are drinking currently and you have been drinking previously, and it looks like you're going to continue drinking and so, this is going to help curb all of that. Okay. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. She ate it.
I have really, really dry skin. So this is going to help really well. Absolutely her eyes collagen booster, everything just like an overall supplement. You love it, thank you. You're welcome. Can I get rid of those old man scanlines? Jeb car like looks over his shoulder like wait it helps with drinking but quickly turns back. All right, so you know where the trains going to be. You currently don't have a way to get the now, not to brag. Humble brag.
I do have a pretty good fixing role for a land Tech. However, what I believe that going to a mechanic would be faster than me doing it myself. Yes, it's also the mechanic, you know, you can get parts for Jeb's vulture Oh, it's too bad. One stone kind of situation you need the parts anyway, right, so it's a it's for one bird. I do not that I give a shit about that bird, I just hopped into say the joke worth I guess. Okay, so we have an idea, possibly with a train will be.
We have a connection to on the train. Now we just need to get on the train problem is we need a vehicle. Yeah. And Vanna White. Done broke down because someone did something. Why don't you do? The thing where you ordered it, you ordered another car, I did nothing. Your tool. I'm sure. Sano didn't do anything. Someone doesn't do anything cretins.
Were there driving around like a wild animal shooting at people and stealing stuff like V. Excuse me, I stood my ground protecting my items in my family. Heirlooms that I brought back from zou pound. All right, you don't have him. Hair. and careful what you say about, vultures Oh boy well from asano's account it sounds like you may have wrecked your vehicle. Yes, so probably need to go and take it to a mechanic at the
same time though. I was reminded by a very friendly gentleman out front name, Reeves at a simic. Anak that I need to get the parts. Go ahead and fix up slump now, how? Well don't it seem a little suspicious that this man was here as soon as we had some mysterious problems with our vehicle. No. Can we hurry up? Get this thing fixed and then go on the train and then we never have to see each other again. All right. Yeah here's what we'll do.
I'll go ahead and I'll get it to semi running order to get it over there. I need help getting my shit out the back so we can all fit in there. So some y'all can help me with that. It's about 10 minutes down the road. Yeah. And I can jerry-rig it so we can get it there. Yeah. It'll last about 10 minutes in probably sputter, is your role in. Are you all going yet very Little Miss Sunshine? Yes. Are you bringing Vandal or you leaving them behind with ping?
Just to the mechanic, just to the mechanic. I will relieve them of their ping duty, all right. Do you want them to decide whether they come with you? Yes. They do not want to come with. I'm sure they didn't get to do a lot of drawing so they sit down in one of the booths and start drawing a portrait of ping. And I passed them some supplements. Thank you. Let's let's push this vehicle I
suppose. Yeah I'm going to go ahead and get an inflatable to to fix the tire and slap some duct tape on the broken carburetor pipe. So that way it ain't stealing no more and the steering wheel is missing. Fuck. I guess I'm going to have to get a crescent wrench because I don't have a steering wheel anymore and use that turn with all steering wheel. Oh no I got it right here. Fuck you do with the steer just
pop right off. I was going to put it back on, I just did Tara lost the that the bolt right there just came completely stripped and you have lost the love and feeling of this vehicle roll. Who's trying to put the wheel back on the vehicle? Me roll. Basic Tech. Yeah, you get it back on. Click clack. Click black. It's on its Lucy tidy. Righty. Loosey rat, right? No, I knew that I was.
Can we go Badlands? You are the worst you guys drive to the mechanics in front of the mechanics is race spending side. Go smells like shit. Get it fixed here. I don't like when he's this much now he gives you two big thumbs up as he throws the sign in the air because you two thumbs up and then as it comes down, he misses his catch because welded to it. Hits him on the head. Oh, fuck. Jeff's gonna get out and he's gonna place a Stern hand on on Reese's shoulder and kind of
just lean in and Whisper five. Found out that you did anything to my car who there's gonna be hell to pay sir Health but oh no, no I I don't do things to Vehicles. I'm I make my living by doing advertising like check it out and he lifts his shirt and there's like seven Brands to Soon on his chest. Oh, this one's really good. Great flavor. You making any more, though. So. Alright. You sold your soul to the corporation? No, just my skin anyway. You guys can go inside if you
want. Yeah, head inside. I don't know who's following me. I guess it's just me. Everyone else is chilling and Vanna White. More outside than a lot, but yeah, outside, it smells like Greece. I don't know why. Why I came I'm going to walk back to the bar. I don't honestly wonder if you went back to the bar at that we're going to go from here to the train. Well but vendors back at the bar. I'm not going on the train without bundle.
Inside your now tutors. It's a mechanic, there's a car being worked on. There's a shortage guy wear it with a beard working on a vehicle and he has one arm extra Arm coming out of his left shoulder that is holding a pipe, while he works with others to hands. And every now and again, he'll look back and the pipe will become to his mouth and you'll take a few Puffs. No, go, that's weird. And then he goes back to his work. Knock knock. Try to find tuna. What do ya want tuna?
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. Now stick my hand out for a handshake or yeah, let me shake your hand. Your hand gets really dirty, because he's filthy. So I'm doing all this but everyone calls me toner. I will, I will stay to the tradition of cat colony tuna. Listen, I got a beaut out back. Okay, good old 1979. We have W bug. Well, but what for real, no for real, no fucking way. I'm seeing yellow, some so jit. I'm talking. All right. Yeah, but it's wrong.
You need some love love. I'm a mechanic. I know I'm going to love it. Needs that mechanical. Love. Oh yeah. Well we got that in Spades. Yeah. Do I know exactly what's wrong with it with the vehicle? Yeah there's an intake. There's a part that's fun. You need new pop the bit. You duct-taped is not going to last. The steering wheel need reinforcing and you probably need to replace it at least one of the tires roller roller D, 10 For Me. OK, to to all, but one of the tires need replacing?
Yeah. Well, you need to nearer if you replace one, you really should replace more because you got to rebalance everything. And okay, yeah, it looks like I'm gonna go ahead need to get a new pipe for the carburetor as well as going to have to replace all the tires and get that realign we shifted and wouldn't you know my Gunk friend out there went ahead and rip the steering wheel off at this classic Beauty. Can you believe that? Oh no, that's awful fucking shame.
True. Fucking shit fucking show mate. Totally shame. Yeah, and I need it like, lickety-split, quick, on dick. Look a split. What? Wait a minute. What did you design later this week? Quick on the tech. All right, enough. When do you need it by now? Now, all right. Well, this brush holders and more. Let's go outside and have a look. Do you need anything else we've got coffee?
Yeah, I also believe in talking with my friend Baptiste, you have an order for me already concerning two parts that I've already purchased shipping for you. It's reme. Remember your teeth? All right. Hello. Retro right? Yes. Yes. Retro yo-yo. We did get package for you. L 1X 306. Yep. Yeah that's that's 670 Eddie's. And then the e9x 17. No. Not not available. It's a toughie. This is one of those special parts that discontinued you
mode. You can find it in salvaged if you Savvy but like the is for is for a bird, right? Oh yeah, well a living more than just a robot. Now, it's 11 111. Startled vulture Israel, right? I know. Right, like I'm half tempted on curiosity to cut my prices but not that curious. All right? Yeah. Yeah. I'll be caught. We've got, I've got crisis tank and across his tank conversion kit if you want it. I think, yeah. How much is that gonna cost? You do the conversion kits cheap
version chip action ship. She spoonerisms a brilliant. Yeah. Conversion kits are it's 150. They're not expensive. I mean essentially you you can convert any stasis unit into a crisis kit and that way you can perform the operation. Do you need a guy like a tech to install the parts or anything or you're looking right at him? Oh, you attack us. Not oh yeah. Then why is the car fucking Broken.
Well, wouldn't, you know, I just so happened to inherit it from my man, Steve and he had had it for a while the steeps. Uh, Steve Austin. All right. Yeah, I mean, Christie's pretty common name. I probably don't know, right? And so, yeah, it is kind of inherited, but as you can see, he didn't take too well care of it. You didn't know.
Oh, yeah. You can come, you've come outside now and he's sort of standing there with his arms, on either side of his hips, like looking at the vehicle, looks at yujeong go. All right, I think I think Jeb is like as he comes out the door Jeb is like already underneath it. Like trying his hand once again. Just try like more than anything, trying to prove that he's a relative to knows what he's doing in this car. That's a two. Now, I see it's this bar right
here to see a lucky. You just got to take out the clothes. Yeah, and now you're being covered in machine oil. So your deter, why is this idiot working on this vehicle? Oh oh God. No get out from under there and he pulls you with one leg out from underneath. I'm just gonna saddle up next to him and he's like well I mean like he want like he wants to feel like yourself for and he's not that smart nor that to do any permanent damage. Well that what you need is, you
need an oil change now. Yeah, that's okay. He's paying for it. Oh, what really well, if money is No Object, what else do you want on it? Car. Probably say some seat belts seat belts in the 1979. So sheesh. I'm alright, alright? Hey, yeah, and that would be about it for now you don't want like An armored wheelchair ramp turret Mount some kind of turbocharger what else we're going. So you know I don't have all this money. You're really trying to make me
broke at the same time. All this sounds like more time that's going to be added onto. Let's get the fuck out the way. You think you've been putting a ball in Atari onto a vehicle. Is inside me very long, but it's like seven boats and we're good. It's not like I'm wearing it into a computer on a new vehicle. Literally, this is like bulking shit to shit. This is not gonna be a difficult job. It's not going to look like a good VW by the end of this. It's going to look like you guys
ride around in the headlines. You might even fit in here in night City. Gonna be terrible? You got the turn to come with the term app. Yeah alright I'll take it but ammo comes included. Yeah yeah IMA comes included for writing hundred fine. Go. Yeah, it's her. If it's open this thing. Do you want retractable? Because that's an extra 200. Joe dye comes up. Sorry we're trackable. What? What was kind of its kind of our car here? Or it might make it does, it does an oil.
Cleanup station over there. Clean your eyes out before you go. Bloody blind. I think I got most of it. Oh, geez. So all together with. So I will want to make a try to pull. So that's that's 2,000 Eddie's. What, what's the rest of the cost of fixing the vehicle with labor back? Background. 23 2008, he's altogether. Can I haggle him down? You can try. Is that all you want to buy that? Plus, what we already agreed on for the parts. Sounds good. So that's 3820 Eddie's. 2820 at 8:00?
Yes, because you said it was 674 the wing. It was 150 for the tank then with the rest of car parts. Altogether 3828. He's yep. Jesus, retro week, we got that kind of, we got that kind of cash. You better have it because you're going to owe me quite a bit for fixing. Sloan will. Look, look forget the car Sloan's most important I got maybe six hundred eighty smile name. What do you what do you want to? How do you want to haggle him? I've got literally the trading skill. It's start.
You want to try to come in and and, and talk them down. You can that was I mean, that's what I was trying to do this hotel. Well, you covered yourself annoying. Also give it a shot. I was live life to weigh a bit. I took some time I took some time roll Trading. Listen. Hmm, what was your name? Yeah, turn up tuna right lot of fish, right. I'm a huge sign behind me that says, tuners or body shop. It's me, I'm to not nice to meet you. How's it going?
Good? You ever die Jebediah from the Badlands, perhaps you've heard of us footwork. Part of the west-wind pack are the West window, you'll have none of you that way. But yeah, well The West Wing I happen to know that we Westwind pack have a. We've had a bit of a relationship here, and I thought, maybe, maybe we'll it. Maybe I can get you something. Something you can't normally get If you catch my meaning very big and that we call this whole exchange wash you won't miss for
free. Oh, ain't it won't be free, son, I'm gonna get you. Something you ain't never met with Terran before you free. Not all the trading range. Well, that's a crit so that explodes. Oh walk it 11, + 14, 25 25, all right all right what I'm saying is I will smuggle you something that you ain't been able to get inside the city I'll smuggle that route in that happens to be what I'm good at. So there's there's a crew called deserts team. And I do a lot of vehicle stuff.
Yeah. And they have a Turbocharger. I want to get my hands on. if you get me that, get me that. Then this is only 1000. We're all right, and since since you seem like a good guy now I don't say this to everyone. I do sell explosives but don't tell anybody. Jeopardize kind of his eyebrows. Go wide a little bit. All right, tuna, nothing we got ourselves, a date, sounds good, shake out, shake hands, 45 minutes from to fix it. Super simple bolts. The, the turret on it is not
automatic. It has to be manned, and it retracts in through the ceiling and into the back of the vehicle where it folds very neatly into a small box. So the vehicles not affected by the space, taken up by that, it folds away. Nice good-looking job. We did here tuna. Appreciate your work. Don't you worry. We're going to get you one of them turbos. No problem. Bloom and that, that birthday Remy. That bird part Remy. That you were asking for?
Yeah. Jeb's eyes are wide as he looks over to to Remy. The best place to find salvage for that sort of thing. It's honestly the train. You know Greg, I don't know. Greg Now Greg. I know Greg. Hold on. You can you tell me you're telling me that Greg has has that piece that's going to help slow and get better?
Normal Greg's just know someone who does savage sometimes, I need Salvage and I called, Greg takes me months to get hold of it and, you know Greg yeah, Greg's the Salvage Guy taught me. That guy wants so much money off. Me and dice wanker. Utter wanker. I took took a good how lucky he is. So lucky. That's abnormal. That's good, right? You lot. Well, it's nice and done and when you get in the car you get in the vehicle.
Right. In front of the wheel, is little card that says, thank you for coming to tuners. There's a new sticker in the top left corner. The tells you how many miles before your next Oil Change? Thank you. And there's a a little freshener in the thing with a like it's also a commercial, but the freshener goes in there in the thing and it smells like new car. Thank God. It's not Licorice. And I can smell so. And you guys ride back to no latency with a vehicle in hand
and a plan to get on the train. Next time on no Layton's, I do actually have a plan but you're a bitch. I have gripped. The dash. I own I own. It has just grasped vandals hand and it's just squeezing here she comes. Ladies and gentlemen, the train. And then you cut over to Sana and doesn't even look up from the book reading. Somebody hold on to Sloan for me. Here we go. They don't fuck this up, please. I'm pushing this baby to its limit. I've hit 60, but I'm going to keep on going.
I need that little extra speed with this. I will make eye contact and stare like death Beggars into his soul. You're going to fap at the beginning. Why would you start the recording with that? That you told me that I did not time that you have to use that? Don't have to go nowhere, I'm gonna use that. That's gonna go here and people have