Welcome to no latency sidequest. Ambulance Panic. This time we're getting medical with Vivi. Hi. Vivi joined by guest stars day and hooton and Elias Morgan the names, coyote someone's stealing. Ambulances lieu of ambulance holdups has put trauma teams reputation in danger and although they came with other intentions here for some And family, business night, city has other plans, you better not pout. Did you to be willing to go on a do not cry? Small Excursion.
There are innocent people because vivi's on a mission and I really want to help them out Do or Die. Vivi, you sitting on a rooftop in night City, a spot where you go to have a sneaky cigarette. And you're staring out at the world and you hear the sound of screaming and gunfire. It's just another night night City. You got a great view of the Sun as it sets Over the Horizon, making it deep red. So it's so red and toxic.
I love it. The Blood Red Sky, it's so it's just it's not normal but it's it's night City. Oh, I look down at my agent, a message from Chad, I gosh I haven't heard from him in a while it reads. Hey, good Lord. I'm glad I read that whole message because if I just stopped at Could you come over to my place? It would have been very concerned. He's in trouble. All right, I guess I will grab my baseball bat and my stun darts or my tranquilizer darts and my stun gun and I will head
to present box. That I still desperately need to upgrade and I suppose I will be on my way to chats. If I even I assume I know we're at Chad's apartment is yeah, tons out, child lives in the same building as Remy. Oh, head is so Phil building. Lovely pod, Building 16. Hmm. An outside out front. There are two people standing there and you're going to see them in a minute because they're talking to the landlord. So you're on your way. Hello YouTube people.
I'm you cannot just walk in without saying who the hell you are? Who are you the names coyote, I'm just here for some family business and I'll be out of your hair. Family business, that not only business is oval. Well, what about me? I'm not here for a family business. I'm just here to see my big brother. Chad, why won't you let me in enough, please? My brother needs child has visitors. He has like four people up there. Probably busy since. When does that matter?
I miss sister like I interrupt him all the time when he's doing all sorts of stuff. You are tenacious, you know, she you do the tenacious thing. Whoa. That's you know what is a 20? Plus 6, Euro crit. First, first role of cyclists. Yes. And also mildly annoying which is just like Chad. So I believe you you might go upstairs skip in all right and you had a good I just who you. Okay just follow the girl, am I good? Does it matter?
I mean, come on, man. Look, look, look if you claim, I'm not gonna that's not my style. No elevator for you. You all you still make work of her. Work ethic work, work, work, little bit quicker. Speed like a second. How do you say in English Jessica? All right, you later, yes, stairs, no, elevator. It's wrong with the elevator. I don't, I wasn't even going. Elevator. Elevator. I wasn't even going to bring the elevator up.
You seem well no you misunderstand it this characters but he's always saying use stairs. Not elevators, make work ethic, it is his like bit. Okay? Okay, cool Vibe. Dude not really it's kind of single-minded the farm BB. Hello hi TV my mouth here. No I'm actually here to see somebody else, okay? Okay, same for you if you're both things up, No, I know you. Make sure they not blow things up, more blood than death. Can you just tell me? Which room are which one is Chad's again?
I forget what, what? What 17? Thank you. Okay. I will take the stairs as per usual. Should, don't go on dates with Chad. He is how you say. Chad, it's a little too late for that unfortunately, but we didn't have a second date, but apparently, he's And you know what, nevermind?
I'll go. I'll check you come up the stairs a little bit and Vivi, your now walking the same direction, as these two other people, I don't think much of it at first, and then I realized I was, we're going up more and more flights. It's like huh. Wow, there's a lot of people going up to this floor. Interesting. I gave you a hard time down there. That guy's quite Character,
right? No, I come here often so he's used to me. I guess you know once you get on his good side it's usually not so bad. Sure sure. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah, he was given the little one kind of a hard time. We're trying to get up here. The name is coyote by the way? Hi Vivi. Hi, I'm Daisy. I Take it. You both our residents here. You're visiting. No, I live my life out on the road, man. Pods aren't really my style. Yeah, just here to pick up some stuff.
Hmm, you remind me of a friend of mine actually, my friend. My friend Jep. He also is a bit of a traveler, I guess. Do I know kid? Cool roll. Expert actually have no, no no, no, no Jay. If Jeb is actually fun. Yes. Jeb is famous for winning the blood race and killing Eddie the trick in the street and, you know this. But you know, it's a jab, maybe not this jet, so that would involve you asking more
questions, all right. Wait, so what, he's famous for Jebediah who used to be part the Westwind pack one, the blood race, which is a street race on Halloween, they got canceled because Jeb killed Eddie the trick in the street. Okay, cool. I will Roar will go lighter than local expert. That's a 10 it again. Nerds number 15 on the die. I got a +8 modifier on the thing. I'm looking at. So that's a high number. Here's a high number of Jeb is you watched the blood race. Oh that shit.
Wait, is it the? Yeah, the racer Jeb. The racer Jep. He has a bird. Yes, Sloan yes. And that guy fucking shreds, dude, he does. Yeah, he's kind of like my boss actually. I mean, he goes, he's the whatever, I need money. I asked him for money, and he gives me money. So he's like, but I'm sorry, it's, he's a no, I mean, it's whatever you got to do to make a buck around here. I get it. And I city is nice. Shitty.
If you ask me, I just such a such a, you know, official put together kind of person like you. I didn't think you'd be bossed around by some Street racer but uh you know whatever floats your boat. It's the first time somebody's called me put together. Thanks. I mean compared to me that's you know I have a question. You get to hang out with his bird, um, you know, Sloan kind of just does her own thing. Kind of. Yeah, a little bit.
I just always thought I'd be, like, really cool to have a pet. So that's like really it's, it's, I will say, it's nice to actually see a real animal in night City, because they're very rare and it's kind of sad actually when you think about it, But yeah, it's great. Maybe one day I can take you all to meet Jeb and his bird when he's not, you know busy race in or tear in the streets up. I don't know why I'm helping him
up so much right now. This is just you know, this building these stairs are so long. It's a long flight of stairs. I'm getting And you get to the front door of apartment 7th. Chad owes you and you hear multiple voices in the room? Here we go. Chad Chad told me he was in danger so there might be Danger on the other side of that door. He texted me, that's a likely thing for kidnappers to say. How's the door? Let me go. How do you say you going in Gunplay? Are you preaching and clearing
baby? He said, Use a danger and bring a weapon. I'm ready to go. It was locked. So I like use my tool hand. I was gonna start trying to, like, unlock the door with my toys, totally. But if you fail, then baby's kicking. He's getting her stuff, ready. She's like, all right, guys, here's some like, rummaging behind the door. This seems like kind of a lot. We could just wait till they're done, right there. We really need to do this right now.
I really need my money, but if Chad's a danger, And I won't get my money. All right? Yeah, all right, I step back from the door, just letting them do whatever they're gonna do. I'll post them like, bobby pins, out of my hair and use my tool hand and, like, make like start lock-picking, nice, cool, robot with basic pack, or basic, or if you put anyone to it lockpick because obviously, you could do it. Did you to completely customize your character again like you did last time.
Obviously pick locks How did you roll to your right? You still managed to get a 17 plus re 18 plus 70 I put put. Yeah. Listen, that's really good. That's bad. That's funny. Yeah, it's still being nice to us to is amazing, amazing. So you just rolled a 25. So the thing that the thing you managed to do is not only unlock the door but they didn't hear it. Excellent. They don't know the door's unlocked. What the Guy downstairs, said not to destroy anything.
That's fair. All right, let's go in. I got my weapon, ready. I'm just like, still standing out in the hallway, like just kind of like watching those happened. I'll go, I'll pull out my pistol and follow. You follow behind me Grace. I walk in what there are two guys. Guys in here in the corners, a vending machine in a TV is on mute to your right. What do you people? Don't got any sun behind the sofa. What the fuck? I don't know that the door is
unlocked. Did you unlock the fucking door? No, I didn't lock the fucking door. Would you think I am some kind of Egypt? No, no, you're the fucking eejit. We have this conversation later. Yes, we come. Motherfuckers wet. Who the fuck? Are you your worst nightmare. Who the fuck are you? Well I don't think this is worth it, just the background perception 19, okay. Bebe in this moment you notice that there is a third guy on the balcony.
Outside the thing is the glass is one way, so he it's also soundproof so he has no idea what's happening because he's staring out smoking a cigarette. So there's a third guy on the balcony, but he has no idea what's happening because you notice the sheen on the glass. Okay, there's a third one. Let's take him out. Okay, Authority. but not today, because right now here to say Well, here to say Dad and it's also time to roll for initiative.
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Those are the bad guys. I can see them. It's true. I think her big sister. Instincts would take hold and she would step in front of Teensy right step into the room. Yeah. Stay behind me, you know, it'll be okay. It's only gonna take a couple minutes, That's what I do. I take out my gun. That's a 77 plus 12. Just kidding. So I was like oh wow that is right actually reflux is plus handgun. Correct. Yeah. Plus yeah six and covid-19 and the Damage 19 hits.
Who are you shooting the guy closest to you? Yes, sir. Sir with 16 damage. Normal ammo, not armor-piercing. Cool 16 damage. All right, well, the first bullet hits this guy as he's hanging out behind the sofa. You hit him in the shoulder and he recoils back. God damn it. He's pretty you him pretty hard. That's a lot of damage. That's a lot of damage. That's a lot of damage. Hit him in the body so he takes it a decent hit. He's not below half Health yet. Is that a rate of fire of to?
Nope, one one. One shot. All right. You still have a tiny bit of movement left. You want to do anything with that? Nope, I just want to stay in front of Teensy. All right. I'm all I'm all jazzed up on on coyote, hit in the sky and I'm just gonna like A half and like start out like between the two of them because empty Vivian and coyote um and a my heavy pistol at the same guy that coyote just shot 14. That is Bob of DV, which was 13 because this is a tiny part
apartment. Nice hit, you hit with your heavy pistol and enroll great on damage, still hit them. You do get another shot with that guy and then it's sad. Now, one of my favorite things about cyberpunk is that if you fail a shot, the bullet still goes, right? So you didn't hit, oh no. And your heavy pistol jams, but the bullet goes straight into a sofa in front of you and it just goes everywhere. Cool. Real mothers in nights in. I had crazy.
Can afford this nice furniture. Maybe I should have tasted have enough movement to Dart behalf back behind coyote, and because I'm a definite cover. It's like a doorway. You guys are within about four feet of each other, and the guy who's Been shot, who's not very happy about it. He points a gun at Coyote. You shot me in the shoulder? Yeah, I didn't I didn't even want to do this man. No hard feelings. I'm just you know how to pick your battles, right? Like, rip fail.
I got I got I got I quit. Failed and then roll to 10 so we got 2 4. Wow. So why shoot, and the bullet goes out into the hallway pings along and you hear the but like click into a wall somewhere, but his gun has like fully seized up. Well, fuck. That's not good.
So we can't actually fire again. He throws it to the ground and he puts his hand next to his leg and pulls out median, piston goes something about a fucking backup and then he tries to shoot you rolling at 15 he hits 48 damage which I imagine Aaron is less than your honor. So it is that is true blades. Are almost by minus 1. You can be about us about that if you want hell. Yes. Hey, good job man. I'm glad you got one at the end. That's not say I'm in better cover.
Now, see me and he runs behind the vending machine and to try and recover. Yeah. The guy on the balcony. You see him through this, this one-way glass, right? You see him on the balcony? Staring out at night City when Teensy screams? At the guy who Retreats towards the back of the apartment. It kind of goes, it's tilts his head up and then shakes it and just carries on smoke. Again, the glass is soundproof, so you can't really hear the street outside Ivan.
This is just vibing me just fine, good for him very much. Good fan, guys. Where the heck is that Cho chat? Dad. Oh you mean the guy that we like? Oh I mean no says the guy table? No, I don't know anything about fuck you. Wait a minute. You were about to say something. Jumps on the table. I'll tell you what I'm going to say and he leaps towards be be pulling out these two wolves come out from the tops of his arms. Well, fuck you up jumps across. Oh shit, you and some fucking
bad. Shit rolls. Yeah, I was going to do that across the 18 year, olds the 13 as he come towards you, but it smelly attack. So, roller base, right? Evasion turns out. He didn't roll very well. You looked cool Miss. No, he didn't cleanse. His two wolves. Go straight into the ground. He's right in front of EV 0. Fuck. Vivi takes out her bat. She's winding it up. On our one hand and she's ready to just pound right into the sky. Well, he's right in front of you and that was a Stern.
So, yeah, I wrote my favorite things about VIPs character sheet is that the baseball bat is listed as baseball bat. I hope cool evasion sex because I roll the 15. Well, I mean, you know, he gets a - at least a -12 evasion because again, his hands are stuck to the ground right now. They're not very smart but he is Gonna Roll evasion. Okay, so minus 1 is 16, he manages to kind of Dodge. He's still stuck to the ground and there the baseball bat lands
right between his arms. Well, I tried to Going again, hmm. You're rolling not great. Right, an 11 right. Thanks guys. Got a great Tech Deck so he told his again and the baseball bat comes out the other side of it. No shit. And he manages in that evasion to scramble back a little bit to slightly to where the other guy was behind the other sofa. I'm father, was gonna be really cool. It was not shit. Yeah, no style and no substance. Since what do you think about that?
And then I'm going to shoot in my god, with a gun. It does gum. I haven't done great. What did you roll 1919, dope? Yes, that is above the TV upgrade awesome. Oh, that was a bad damage. Oh no 1010 1010 a bad. Alright, B6? I mean it's not it's not great, not great but it's the actual value of his armor and armor goes down. Like you blow a shoulder pad off the top of his arm as he jumps
behind the sofa. You see it like flick and bomb onto the onto the glass and guy outside does another one of those huh? What was that noise? Kind of a metal gear kind of way. Totally. I think that's enough knowing these Is something's hit that. Now you shot towards here. I'm going to say that. He's now interested at what might be happening in the apartment but it's nice turn yet, so be aware of that. Do you want to do anything else
on your turn? No, I move myself a little bit to give Teensy a little bit more room. Cool also by moving a little bit over that way. You get a little bit more cover Behind These sofas if you need to make the beneficial will find out and Are you saying you break the golden rule of cover? If you lay down on the ground and you were completely covered by the coffee table, you could use that as cover because you're hinting to me. I could get cover. If I wanted.
Yeah, you could. But you'd have to like hide under a coffee, you're saying, you kind of have cover and I always like are we playing a different game? Because no Pasha cover in cyberpunk? Do I have enough movement to hop up on that couch? That is in Between me and that other one guy, I'm not sure how far that is. I don't know how much you move, so I'm looking at 66, yeah, I believe so. Okay, because I would like to hop up on it and then, pull out
my shotgun, aim it at him. Because you guys have really cool accents, but where the hell is Chad? I mean are you trying to like face down with them instead and just like me. Yeah. It's like okay so instead of shooting this guy with your shotgun you are pointing at him and doing a face damn. Yeah so you're going to roll the face now. Which is cool plus reputation plus 1, D 10, this is something. We haven't done ten-year-old attend. Sorry. It was ten total 010.
Totally, you know what? None of that. Super matter because the guy first off I rolled a 1 and then I rolled it again on. I got a tattoo so I get minus 22 my role GM GM curse. Great good for me, I love that for me. Don't you love rolling poorly? It's Graver thing. I had so many characters and they all roll for sure. That means that they fail the face down. Okay, well, You've got shotgun in my face. We just stole the ambulance. It don't kill me. You fucking tell her.
She's, she's got a fucking shotgun. Please don't kill me. I am scared now. You see? That's pretty convincing to me. Hey, I just want my money from Chad. I don't have a beef with you. You stole the ambulance? Yes. Where is it now? No, no. We re stole the ambulance. We From him before and killed the driver, the guy was a prick. And then and then and then we back because we wanted it again because our boss. What's his face? Don't tell her about us. I fucking kill you.
All right, no no. I won't tell him who the boss is but but yes I'm a we did some shit. Oh shit. Wait a second. Sorry, what did you guys just say? No. We just we just came to steal the ambulance again and he goes brick, You, like last week we had talked. We almost fucking killed him again, but he's like we don't want him to cease are all the faces. So we stole the thing. Again, we're gonna bring it to a bus. You say, you killed a driver. Oh yeah.
Motherfucker like Britain ahead and shut the fuck up. I like sand or something. I Rush up to him and I pulled my heavy pistol out and I press the butt up against his head. Do you kill the driver sometimes? Why would you ever think that? That's okay because we need the vehicle and he wouldn't get out, you know? I had to call us coyotes. No. Because we travel in packs and I shoot him. Oh, in the head. Yeah, Teensy. Yeah, you gave coyote this opportunity to shoot this guy in
the head. Okay, that was so she gets a bonus because of the face done. Pull the trigger rustling. Could pull the trigger, any luck? Oh, it would be stupid. If I missed. Y'all. Use luck. I'm going to add three. I'm gonna add three. Two. Okay. Oh damn, that's a lot of luck there. Who cares? This is a big role. It's a cool game. That'll be a 21. Well, hell yeah, and how much damage 14 damage, right? So the thing is, is you did a cold shot. So it is a Cold Shot, you're all 21.
So because you are, like, point-blank, the DV I'd say, is because it's sweet like - 64 a called shot. No, it's - 8, but I would say like, when you've got a gun pointed at someone's head, that's TV of being of being simple, which is defining the rules as 9, and that's still cook. That still cuts. That means I want you to roll to D6 to extra D6. You're rolling on the critical injuries table, great for 77 foreign object. Pull the trigger and you hear
the bullet. Go into a skull and hit a metal plate, on the other side of his head and it Jangles a little bit. And the guy looks at you and you see the life pour out of his eyes and he falls to the ground bleeds. Everywhere is his head hemorrhages? Yeah. Bad noise smell like not much I can do for him now. Sorry dude. All right, motherfuckers, this guy is dead. I suggest that you do. What? My friend VV here tells you to because I'm not having a good day.
No, I'm neither, am I? You could fuck up just killed our friend. I am a medic and I could heal you. You're injured because you got shot twice by these two here. So if you comply then maybe we'll let you live, okay? We'll roll persuasion hateem. Damn. All right. Yeah. Okay, right so we just leave. No, you tell me who you work for because your friend didn't. Oh yes mr. Happy mr. Happy the hell is mr. Happy He's the guy doing the thing. Okay. You're not, you're not very helpful.
Where is he located? You are delivering the ambulance to him. Is that what you're saying? Don't always do the ambulance. We're not. We wait for him. No, we were meant to meet him. We don't have the ambulance here. Where is it? So the bubble Cafe, the where, the bubble Cafe did you say? Yes, it's a cafe, where they serve drinks in bubbles, like bubble tea. T kind of but like, you know, cyberpunk are full of drugs.
Okay? Where's Chad, this is Chad, this is his, this is his cute pod Cube. What do they call them? I forgiven think This is his place. Oh no, we tied him to the bed with his like bed, restraints, kinky, fuck. Oh God. Okay. Is he's here. He's safe. Where the hell is in the bedroom? No, no. We stole his ambulance and then you men to guard him until we were done. And then we're gonna leave. All right? I looked I looked coyote and teach you to watch him.
I'm going to check on Chad. Make sure he's all right. Okay, but tell him he owes me money. Okay. You did you say you were related to Chad? Oh God. No. Not really a just tell that to the guy to let me in. Oh, okay. Good actually. I had a book. How do you were you both here to see Chad? Yeah, I was supposed to pick up my brother's stuff, and I need the money because I helped him fix the ambulance, and he didn't pay me. That sounds about, right?
I'm gonna go check on them. Mmm, make sure this. These, this guy here doesn't do anything. I'll be right back. The other guy walks in the balcony while we were shooting. Well, I don't know what's up. Why is that guy dead? Are you? What the fuck do you want to be next? Then shut up and listen. Okay. Why don't you have a seat at that table? Right there. All right. Just sit. Both of you have a seat back there. Right across from each other on the table. Go ahead, sit down.
Go ahead. All right. What about what about him? No no I'm not instead and if you want her to blow your brains out like him and me, I spend my gum like a and she's got a shotgun so that guy comes from out the Shadows. Wait, why is why is Greg dead? Oh my God. Why there's so many of you because we still don't have been you stole my God. Yes I get it. You stole the ambulance to have the gun, the guy and then I'm ready to just kill them all.
If he doesn't say that okay, down blood across my face because I was right. And that guy's face when coyote shot him, I feel like it like flash across my face and they just like a glitter in my eye and I'm like, yeah. Listen, I've had a very emotional day. I'm probably not the one to be making judgment calls right now.
Because if it were up to me, I think we'd all be dead in this room, so, whatever you want to do my new friends, I'll leave it up to you and then I will go home and eat some kibble in bed. All right, just tie them up. I'm gonna go check on Chad. All right. You two rolls. Nothing to tie these guys out and one of you roll persuasion, because I can't let you just have that one. No funny business, they were pretty intimidating if they
were. So if you want to be creative with what skill you use, but like I need to see a number. That's fair, I can do the persuasion. Ya know that cuz we got one from VV but that's not bad. I need a little you were I was good. The baseball bat stuff was scary. Then they and then and then he got shot in the head. So he's dead that guy's. Yes. Sorry Dad. Okay. Okay so for persuasion, we got a 12 a cool 12:00 a.m. 12:00, all right? Are you try to create a rope out
of something? My skills, it may be, having I have the fucking stacked Wilderness, survival stat, I think I know how to tie some knots. I've been reading a lot of The Hunger Games lately and they're always talking about tying knots and stuff, okay? Okay, I tell you what happens. The guy who's standing at the table, he looks at both of you. He looks at the two guys sitting at the table. And he runs up. I shoot him. I shoot him. All right, role for it. Yeah.
Fuck these guys. Yeah, that wasn't as good. Oh, that wasn't as good 1500. Give it to me. Say no, I'm gonna say no dog. He makes it at the apartment and runs away. What it's fine. Let him run. You've got two guys at the table and and things. Are you manage to get this? I am tired to the track. So you guys are tying these guys to their chairs baby, you're standing at the bedroom door. Teensy, you were pretty good at opening doors to think.
You can open this one on it. Do you want them to pick lock it? Or do you just want to kick open the door? Well, you know what? It's okay. I don't want the landlord got, you know, I'll just kick it. Open nice. I'll just I'll just kick it open. Fuck you then 14. Yeah, good enough. Chad is tied to the bed. Oh my God, just like Chad. What did what did you get yourself into? Yeah, no. They stole the ambulance. Did you kill those guys? We killed one of them.
The other, the other two are tied up like you. So, let me give you a hand and she tries to untie Chad. All right role for it. Oh God. This he is, he is badly tied with these these pieces, although they seem to have had Clips he's literally been tied up with them. So if you think about it, a rope kind of like a lot. I think nothing is a hot, dog, a sandwich. I hope that 1414. Yeah, good enough. You managed to untie both his arms without his legs are still attack.
I will also on type of leg. You get that free. Thank you. He came out with this know that this are he helps what? So they stole your ambulance again. What was there save guys? Yeah, Chad I don't know how this keeps happening to you. I don't know how you still have are allowed to have that floor. Just now I thought they needed help. You know, that's fair. We are we do have an oath to help people but you To be a little jerk. You gotta be a little more Street.
Smart Chad Reed night City like people are going to try to freaking my God. Okay? So was there anything important in the ambulance when they took it? Yes. What was in it? People? Oh, are you kidding me? There were people there patients in the ambulance? Yeah, to and they took it. Okay, if I lose another one, I'm going to lose my job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, you owe people money and items all the time. Yeah, I know. Yeah. You didn't really you need to pay up. Okay.
Can I um can I have a minute? I don't, I was tied to the bed for a while, both my arms and um so it's obvious that I hand him for you. If I have anything, I hand them a health hypo for his. Oh, that's nice. That's nice. Alright, Chad starts tries to use the health hyper, but again, his arms are kind of asleep. So he tries to, and it falls over and he's, it's quite, it's quite embarrassed. I just stab it in his arm. Cool. All right, all right, I'm gonna
go check. Okay. So you do, you have any sort of identification for that? Violence any sort of tracking, anything on it. I have a key. Give it to me. Okay, I'm going to get your goddamn ambulance and save those patients. Okay, I can get you credit for the, if you do the thing for trauma team, they're really happy and I will lose my job. Yeah. If you haven't already, if you have credits, you should really pay up on the people that you owe money. No, no school credit. Oh God.
Because I'm the TA you're right. Oh God. All right. If you'd like I could like give you an A on the course where I want to go. Look at it. I don't often, I just give you want to see, how are you today? It's just like, she's just gonna leave. Imagine you guys were talking about how Chad sucks. I think Chad's my new favorite character actually, like, he's just dumb. Fuck. He's a nice chime, but he's a dumb fuck. He's a nice guy. He's doing his best in night City.
I mean, come on Vivi, walks out with her hand to her temple in in pain. It looks like in her head as she leaves the room and she looks to the two of you. And would you two be willing to go on a small Excursion, to reclaim the stolen? Ambulance that once belonged to my dear friend Chad, there are innocent people patience and I really want to help them out. I mean, I was just gonna go home and drink myself to sleep anyway.
So, you know, might as well do some good and I'm rooting through, his refrigerator doesn't have my money, does he know? But if you do help him out, trauma team might Be able to hook you up with at least some sort of medical insurance credit, which is goes a long way in night City, really? Yeah, that works. Now, as you turn around, maybe you look at the television and you notice the news is on oh is it April?
I'm not I'm not so sweet. And again, a little April Anonymous I unmute it. Good evening night City. This is a network 54 and I'm April Anonymous night City might be a little unsafe. As in the past few weeks a slew of ambulance holdups, has put drama team's reputation in danger and tpd has advised the public to hold on to your firearm, even if you're hurt, just in case, you need to defend yourself your Medic or your hard-earned expensive. Trauma. Team Insurance trauma.
Team has yet to make a statement but network 54 suspect. They are thrilled to be losing patience on the streets. More on this, as it developed this ban yourself this month with our sponsor, no attack. When a professional weapon is the only true option Lock and Load With Millet, heck, keep safe out there night City. Perhaps it's time to learn a few
first aid skills. For yourself from all of us here at network 54, I'm April Anonymous and The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow. You can bet your bottom euro dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sun. Do you guys ever feel like you can't trust the April Anonymous stuff because it's like she's being paid off. You know, you gotta love a good military. CAD really like if I didn't know that there were there was an ambulance stolen. I think I would assume that this
was a lie. Yeah, I like watching the news much so I know. Who is targeting, ambulances? As my question? And why? These guys. Yeah, well, yes, know we've addressed that question. Why? Why? Money. Okay. You're mr. Happy right? You said your boss was? Yeah, I know. We hold me. Hold. Patience hostage and then get trauma team to face to face every time. It's honestly not a bad. Graft, I mean, it's bad morally, It's Pat, don't do that, nobody do that.
But I mean, Clever. it works, they would Debbie, you know, just Yeah I'm going to look around and see if there's anything that looks of any sort of value of Chad's that I can steal since he's obviously not going to pay me. In the fridge is a six pack of beer for beer. And there is a bag of cotton candy flavored kibble and another bag that literally says, plain ramen noodle flavor. There isn't much of value in the living room, huh?
Right. Yeah, I don't think Chad has much hence why he keeps showing people. Yeah, that makes thought. No. I would an ambulance broke down. I could help make some money. Get a new client. Can't believe how bad down trauma team is right now. Chad walks into the room. Yo. Oh, hi. Mechanic chick? Yeah, I'm eating this open it and start kneading the robin Campbell. Okay, well I'm my legs are still really weird and I can take care
of these guys. You get the ambulance and you know where it is. No, that's what we're trying to figure out what I look to the two of these. Tied up gentlemen. All right. Where is this? Mr. Happy's Hideout. Where are you located? Oh no, I'll tell you what, the ambulances but I am not going to tell you what. Okay? Kill me, we're going to me. If you're not already dead. It's true.
We could just kill you. We could just kill you or, you know, when he finds out that you failed this entire Mission, he'll probably kill you anyway. But where's the ambulance? Lance then 0 at the book, a fake because the other ones bubble Cafe. Yeah. They're going to give us some. They went to go and get drinks. Okay, I guess we'll head to this bubble Cafe, then. Yeah. Anyone feel like bubble tea. Absolutely. It's all on me. Let's go drinking and driving. You do a really cool.
Let's put some drug bubbles in this smash, okay, until that, Next time, I know like the seaside question, I guess we could walk. It's not that far deuces. Sometimes the olds around here, really get to me. You guys want t-shirts. I'll get the straw. That's really cute. The merch is so cute. Here, this whole place is adorable. Hey man, has your night gone? Oh yeah, okay. Well as the local seem friendly. Hey guys. Sorry. I'm so glad I found you.
I'm making some progress. Maybe someone knows Earl Grey and synth. Coco bubbles, always full of drugs. Or is there like other stuff hanging out tonight gonna get crazy and find some ambulances? You feeling. All right, there you'll get Honeypot. Mmm, you're supposed to catch you. He's coming over here. Oh my God. Oh my God. Are you like really into my test? I would love to see your ambulance. Thank you for joining us on our adventure once again here at no
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