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S2E42 - Clowns at the Docks

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S2E42 - Clowns at the Docks

The crew need a boat, but first Ioanna wants to try out their new gun. Little do they know a real life opportunity to rip a few bullets is only around the corner. Jeb expresses his dislike for water in general and the crew enjoy some Gizzner Snaps.

Can they find an enemy funny?

Will Ioanna gun be a joke?

Who's dumb enough to clown around at the beach?

Only the dice will tell.

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Last time on no latency. Who's Claire Jones again? Claire, you have an eyelash near your eye. Just let me get that real quick. Claire seems off. Very off. Is this actually Claire Jones? We're. Letting them work for you? Well, it might be dangerous to confront them head on until we know what they want. If we find a doppelganger, the original is either dead or captured. Cogito era some Do you know what a safe word is? So it's that super Chrome on your belt.

Looks very fashionable. What's the return phrase then? I just freshly polished it. Very good. I would like to check on Claire. Yes, I will join if you I'm the sleeper. Wait, what? Oh, thank God. I thought I was ahead. Vivi. Yes, trade me. Yes. You are about to. Tear this thing apart. Oh, in the name of science, of course. We'll look at that. You did have some synthgo gone you? Hi, the superchrome on your hip is very fashionable. Thanks. I just polished it.

OK, OK, good. I just polished it retro. Jeff, here you go. You're supposed to say thanks, I just polished it. He did. Right. Can someone turn him up? Oh, here you go. I just polished it. Did you get a pumpkin spice smoothie? Yes, he go. Thank you. I love pumpkin spice season. Yeah, it's getting close to Halloween. Yeah. So how did everybody sleep retro poorly? I got two hours, that's enough. Ah, did you finish the gun? Did you do the thing? I don't really care if you're

tired. Did you do the thing? Yeah, yeah, I I got no, I need to roll anything for this. Yeah. OK, Do you remember the attachments? Oh my God, I. Don't care. You can. Was it very attached or you? Want What's the? 33. +9 on weapons tech. Holy roll. Holy moly, that's like an explosion. Plus. All right. Well done. So I pull out the new and improved weapon that Iona wanted. It is now no longer pink and red.

It is now a metallic shimmery jade green with some silver accents to it. Stunning. And it's got done a nice targeting sensor on there that we had taken from the last weapon to put on there and it's been filed down to be much more subtle, but now does a hollow display for the targeting sensor instead of just a large reticle. And it's also got that protective kind of array to it.

So, like, unless you're actually like holding the weapon, you can't see the reticle to see where they're they're aiming at. Yeah, it it works. They're pretty good. I extended the the magazine by an additional 5 rounds and let's see here I oh I I changed the commands of course and that so that way I I know you don't like cute things so. You know, I kind of tuned it to, you know, more of a Iona Biotechnica kind of thing for you.

Now I'm here. Here's some Here's a couple of dummy rounds if you want to go like. Practice shooting it? Sure. Yeah, so let's go and do it out and back. So we're not like shooting the gun off in the bar, because I'm sure ping's going to be really pissed off about that. Yes. I would very much like to see. This. Yeah. Hey, Jeb. Here, crush a beer with me. So that way Iona has things to shoot at. Oh yeah, you want a shotgun? This one. Yeah, sure. All right. Ready. Yep. 321 GO.

Who won that one? It looks like it was Jeb. Fuck. Yeah, and I and I crushed the can. Damn it, Jeb. Ah, shit. Roll something to make sure you don't hurt yourself. Anything you like, I'm gonna go with evasion. Evasion. Yes. Evasion and 19? Yes, do a great job of crushing the can. And then you flick it around the back of your hand and it lands in the trash can. Nice. Hear you. That was, as that happens, it

actively. Locks the next one in, but you have to have the setting on that, otherwise the stopper on it will just have it on single fire. So you have to actually cock it for each time that you then fire it for not on auto fire for it. Otherwise we don't want it slipping and just, you know, setting off as you put it in your holster. Right. OK. So we're in the alleyway. But yeah, so we'll. All right, job. Here's two more beers. Crush those, all right. Not the can. Just drink the beer.

Right, right, right. And I'll go to the other side of the alleyway and I'll set the can that I drank over and I'll just whip my way back, OK? OK. OK. Alright. Go ahead and turn it on. I turn on the gun. Oh my gosh. That's amazing. I am liking this, Jeff. Could you put over those two other cans? Sure. At the end of the alley. Now, hurry back, hurry back. I'm. Going, I'm going, I'm going, all right, I I look down the hollow site and I fire. 21 That's +4, so 25. So every time you.

Fire a money sound goes off. That's delightful. Two more cans. OK, let's see. That's another 25. Another 25 that's. One more can Iona you can do it. I can. I can do it and another 25 is. Broken. No, I just keep rolling sevens. Nice. So you've you, you shot all three of these cans. You rolled really well. I'm going to give you an inspiration for that, for helping us. We can nice for that cool moment in the alley. Wow, that was a a cool moment in the alley. That was neat. Thank you.

It's, it's the gun. Thank you so much, Remy. It's. Oh, you could ever wanted. Yes, it's perfect. Great. Did you put REM where? On the hilt of the gun. Did I? Yeah. It's a cool logo. Nice to me. Oh, I must have done that. It's like second nature. I forgot that I was going with Remware now. Yeah, thanks for reminding me that. I did that and I forgot that. I didn't put that in there, but I really did. Thank you. You're welcome. You gave out business cards and

everything. I I have a bunch of business cards. I forgot I didn't hear them out. I don't need anymore business cards, Retro. I need to make money somehow. You're like someone at Comic Con who gave them out a lot. You know, if you needed somebody to promote for you, I'm. I'm pretty good at that. Iona is quite good. Well, now that we've shot some cans in the alleyway and had our breakfast, should we go and see if we can get a boat? Yes, I guess we have to head to

the docks. Dibs on the back. Oh oh, check this out. And Retro Retro runs to the van of White and just falls on sleep on the back. Bendel pushes a button and the elevator comes up while you guys are all in the alleyway and brings up Vanna White automatically. Oh shit, the Vanna White already. Went up. There, Retro. I was going to say before you ran downstairs. I got it. Ping gave me a key fob. You go, Jeb. That's for you now. Wow you retro you.

Can activate the elevator with the Fobby thing. That's nice. Press it. No, no, wait. Ah, sends it back down. I'm not chasing it this time. Jeff, can you bring the van back up? Yeah, yeah, wants. To. OK, so let's get in and go to this docs place. Remy goes and opens the door. OK, that Jeb was going to fuck with me on that. All right, never mind Jeff. He climbs into the back. I'm not. Going to fuck with you. We're really good friends. I don't fuck with people.

On purpose, it's always just by accident. Well, I think that's Remmy just projecting themselves on that point and Remmy's just going to curl up in the back, the back couch seat and just. Your favorite multiverse hopping game system jumping, high Production value Actual Play Podcast is back. System Switch Season 2 drops in your universe on November 16th. Bowler and Hicks have been transported into the science fiction world of Scum and Villainy. Follow our heroes as they tried

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Alright, nice. Thirty. You do a great job. The most important thing you do though is without really meaning to, you arrive pretty much silently. No one really notices that your vehicle drive up to where you arrive. You arrive outside of a rates boats. Fishing Corner right now. I guess this is it. So has anybody like, been here before? Been to the docks, been in the water? Any of you like big into swimming or anything? Or boats? God no. Do you know how dirty this water is?

Yeah. I mean. You. You. Drive, Do you? Ride boats. Yeah, anyone got like a life jacket or PFD or something? Because I'm sure they have life jackets. All right, because I. I don't do good with water, you know. I mean, I'm sure this place follows all the proper safety protocols for boats, right? Are you sort? It is nice city and you know. I'm just a little nervous telling me honest with you, I'm. Not being funny, but this place looks pretty rickety, but like

it's on, it's on stilts. Jim, why are you all scared? No reason really. You still just water. Not, not on my thing. That's what I forgot. I forgot to bring the the seasickness pills up. Oh well, you. Forgot the seasickness pass. Yeah, I usually like to, you know, bring a couple before I go water in case a couple of you might get a little seasick or something, you know? It no. Maybe he's. Correct I. Might have something. Can I check my bag to see if I

have ginger snaps? Sure. We're all can see a reveal object. I'm sure it will be fine. Look, we've been to space. I'm sure. I'm 16, yes. You have half a packet of ginger snaps left. I've got some ginger snaps. Gizzner snaps. And when anyone wants some of these Gizzner snaps, I guess some. They're frosted though. I know they're not for everybody. They're like sugar coated. Yeah. It's like ice stick one. Yeah, the ice one's gonna stick

yellow. Oh, I've heard great things about Chester's. Yeah, they they they they do have a little bit of sea salt. On the top, I've heard. Oh, I've heard great things about Chester Snaps. I'll take one. OK, well this should help us. Why is it salty? Anyway they put. They put sea salt on the top of it. It's like the thing. OK. That's nice. Well. I'm sure this will help us on our boat expositions. Yeah, ginger. Sea salt. Who's gonna be sea sick now? Should we look around?

Yeah, I guess we should. OK, we look around. Look around. Look around. It was a Friday night. How do we get there? Deduction the. Power is my. Deduction The side of the road is a long fence and you can see through it, and there are two buildings connected by walkways. That are all on stilts and then obscured. Is the pier out to the water where you assume there are some boats? You can see a mast or two over the buildings. Is it high or low tide? Mid, it's pretty mid, it's all right.

Roll Tide. So we can get to those. There's an entrance at the very South of the road. Okay, I guess we just it's business so we can just go in right? Won't. Just go in. I guess we're just kind. Of going in, huh? I'm eating my business naps. I would wait till we're on the water, all right. I know. All right, I guess. I guess I'll go. It's just a room. Yeah, it's. Just A room. Don't worry, No. I mean like, there's no one here. All right. There's a desk. Where are all the people?

Well, the doors business over here, excuse. We're here. Oh, there's there's someone outside. Don't there yet? You have to roll perception first. The door was open. You're going to open it and just walk around with. Hello. Roll Perception 17. I perceive that there's a door. You perceive that there's a door. What you perceive though, is you hear from just outside, inside what looks like the kitchen and what's locked into this bedroom.

The sound of honking. Like, the door to the kitchen's open and I can see that there's somebody in there. You. See that there's somebody in there? Is that where the sound of the? Yes, that one's slightly louder. Hello. Hello. Oh no. God, we've run into a clown. Oh. No. Dear God. And bursting through the door is a large set human with a bag over his head and two guns. What the hell? This is a place of business. Role for initiative. Oh God. Is this like a theme thing?

Is this a theme business? We love a theme. And as the battle commences, two other bozos burst into the room, all dressed the same. They're all wearing bags over their heads. What kind of bags are they? Are they like burlap sack bags? Are they like? Quickie Mart plastic bags. Do you want to roll Perception on what you see? Yes. Roll for it. I mean, what I'm seeing is terrifying, but is it terrifying? Geez, just annoying. And. Buck you. Up real good. Well, now I hate you. And.

I want to eat your foot. 19 The bag on their head is about. It gives as much armor as like a piece of paper. Is it right? Okay. Well, I'm about to get some head. Then let's go for. It Whoa, whoa. That's. Whoa, that's what I heard. So the ginger jizz. The Jizzner. The. Gizzner snacks. These guys go to get some head who's? Your snacks BB. I'm going to pull out my Sanru Hello Kitty Ultra Kate Assault Pistol original version and. Prestigation. Yes, it's just as you break it

out-of-the-box. The question is do I exotic or heavy SMG or auto fire handgun shoots twice, SMG shoots once. Thank you. All right. I shoot once. You're just going to shoot once? No, I'm going to try. I'm going to do the auto fire. Flip the auto fire switch and let's see what happens and who are you shooting? I'm going to shoot the one that's like right in front of me that came out of. The one that came out of the kitchen, so there's a fool right in front of you. So it's this bozo.

You click this switch on the side of your gun and it giggles, and your auto fire mode is activated. You pull the trigger. And bullets rip across the room you hit because they are in that range and you just do normal damage. There's more where that came from. I'm going to just like kind of kneel over by this counter, so I'm at least a bit in cover, or at least I'm going to be in cover. According to this table and your gun, you can do that twice. I will. I will go ahead and fire again.

12. 13 I will 13. Your second hail of bullets miss because 13 is too low. Oh, because it has to be 17 or higher. Oh. OK, well then I will duck down behind this counter and put myself into cover. You have made him step back from the desk in this room and he stands between the two doors, making him a slightly easy target for the others and you sneak down behind the desk. Right, yes. The full next to the guy that you just shot, VB.

Steps forward against the desk and points his gun at please. On me. The suspense is killing me. Please on me. We're doing it oldfashioned ways. Retro and they point their heavy pistol at you and fire hitting for a triple crit fail on damage of three ones. Wow. The fuck shit it. Just pings just. Off they shoot you a second time.

This crits and you actually see a huge piece of your shield shear off as it tries to recompile itself around you, and it kind of gives you a spook and does 10 damage +2 to your shield. That was really cool. No. Yes, it was cowboy. You're going to die, clown, I'm. Not a bozo. Yet. And you're not going to be 1 because I'm going to fuck you up. Yes. Get him, Vandel. It's my turn. Get him. Right. Vandel's just going to jump over the counter and come down on the one that just shot.

Ready. I'm. Going. To fuck you up. But this sword? And they pull the sword out with one quick motion, elbowing them in the face, knock them to the ground, and slice them across the chest. The material that they're wearing is very thin. It gets heavily destroyed. Bendel does 20 damage to this person rolling a crit. Good job, Bendel. I was. Getting 2D6 to roll on the Critical Injuries table. Yes. Don't forget you have another attack.

OK, and they twist the knife and you hear the guy's left lung collapse. Blood starts to pour out of his mouth as a lot of damage has happened to this person. What's that? Should I just finish him off? Go ahead. And then they'll pulls the sword out and flips it round and slices down again by pushing their foot against their chest and just rubbing their heel into the previous wind. Face Bozo on the ground starts screaming in agony as the sword pierces his chest once again.

My God. And that's under half health. Bendel places their foot slightly to the left and and breaks the shoulder bone, causing this guy's left arm after go long. That's right. Who's the fool? Now that's quite funny. Well, I guess it's time to start shooting, huh? And pops up over the the counter lays his the two handles of the of his two Colt 45. Pappy's Colt 40 fives with the Pearl handles in set and just. The fool between the two doors gets hit 29 and 29. Jeez, Louise.

Can't miss. I can't miss can't. Miss now these fantastic and ornate family heirlooms of Pappy's Grand Grand Pappy's Colt 40 fives. The Fool takes a step back. He's alright, but a lot of his shirt has been shredded and it's essentially a a Tarzan like look as the bag continues to obscure his face. Yep, checks out. The fool in the other side of the room. There are three in here. He pulls out his guns and shoots. You. Jeb. Oh boy. Ooh, A. Crit. Ooh, that's not great.

Bullet hits you square on the side and does 9 damage, which I imagine is just blading your armor by one. He shoots again. This bullet completely misses rolling a nine. That is bad. Now my aunt going to have to get that patched up. And the fool heads towards the door. OK, well I'm, I'm, I'm pretty pissed off now.

I'm. Going to go ahead and move my way over to here, sandwiching myself between these three clowns so I could take any one of them at one time and I'll shoot the one at the door with my new shotgun, the K Tech Tech Hammer. 25, yes. You hit this dude. Is that a shotgun? Yeah, he's got armor piercing. Yeah, yeah. All right, so his armor, you basically shredded his shirt. There's very little of it left and the guy slams against the door as he gets hit you cause.

Silly amounts of damage. Oh, we just get silly up in this pitch. Do you? Do anything else? That's all I can do. This is a single shot shotgun. Now I don't have two shots anymore. Because that's OP. Listen, clowns. Whoever you are, why don't you tell us why you're here and then we can decide whether or not we're going to kill you. Why is it that we whenever we come into some sort of place, business or establishment, there's never just good folk? I was just wondering that we

always get attacked. And has been quite a thing recently. I guess that's just not city any. Also, they shot at me. We're just trying. To get bozos causing chaos and. Fucking shit up. Why this establishment? We. Could fuck shit up. From a boat. And then the. Maybe the boss will make us proper bozos. Hell yeah, Hong Kong. The boss You have Who's your boss? Happy telling. And why are you flossing? With guns cyber punk in it. Well, listen, if you're not good enough to be bozos.

Then you're not good enough to fight us. And I'm going to point the gun behind me at the person at the door, the fool at the door. I'm going to flip that switch. I'm on the wrong sheet. I'm going to flip that switch to auto fire. I love Corpo. And fire. So plus four. Damn, only one, but it multiplies for every point above 17. No, above 15. This is a different gun. Look at the DV chart. So it's times 3. 33 damage. 33 damage. Did you shoot the guy at the door that Rami just shot?

Blow his fucking head off and the bag split into pieces and it's more health than he has. Like genuinely A20 left. This guy is dead and it's gruesome. Don't even blink. Oh. Fuck. Oh, oh shit. Head hunter. I'm going to flip that switch back to handgun now. If you want to end up like your friend, you can stay here or you can head out. You don't need to be here. Roll the face down. Cool. Plus reputation plus one D10. Yes. OK, face off, right? Face down. Face off is down.

Did I say face off? No, it's face down. Yeah. Face Off is a Nicolas Cage movie, right? Right. OK, I always thought it was. OK. That's 18. 18 All right, well, I wrote that too. So these one of them's on the ground with a collapsed lung and a broken arm. The other one between the two doors is in a little bit of pain, but. They're they're not dead yet. What do? You what do you want it to do? Take the stupid bags off your heads and get out of here. Takes the bag off his head.

I'm. Not do that. Am I not a bozo? Apparently not. Oh, you've been the Bose of that? OK. You're. Just me, the bag, Craig, or whatever your name was, It's. Got my blood on it. Vend I'll take the bag. OK, give Give me the bag. Give me the bag. OK. And you on the ground. If I let you go, are you going to do anything? No, I want that baby. Are you going to? Know. I broke his arm, so. I suppose I should. Take both their bags. Give it. Give me your bag as well.

But I like it. Give it to me now and. Then Dell collects the bags, the one that the one that was on the head of the guy at the door. It's in like 18 pieces and it's not worth recovering. So you know. No, I didn't. Didn't worry. About it. All right, let me look at your arm. Oh, you're not laughing now, are you? Huh? Huh. Not pose anymore. Please stop. Do we break your funny bone? Is that what we did? Huh. Was that real funny? OK. Thanks. I'm also.

Gonna my arm. I'm gonna hold Jeb back. I'm like Jeb. Don't go in there. It's gonna. Please don't. Yeah, playing. My lung really hurt. You patch him up and these two. Suddenly ex bozos that you've convinced to leave, start to hobble towards the front door. So, and tell your friends too not to mess with no latency. OK. Is that the name of our crew or just the place where we hang out? Oh. Sorry. Did you did you leave the gas on? The gas on. Yeah, when we were looking at

the boat, did you leave? The And then you hear a huge explosion. Sorry. And they leave. Please tell me I can kill him. Please. Come on. I don't want to be a liar. I said they were gonna die. I've left. Now, is that all of our boats that they just exploded? Didn't we need one of those gonna go peer out the window or peer out the door and check? Going behind the corner. Jeb, don't eat the clown. I'm not gonna eat the clown. It's gonna have a funny after

taste. Jeb Roll. Resist torture drugs. Geez. 14 You do not have to eat the dead guy on the ground. As you explore the area on some of the connected bridges, there are different paths. At the end of one of these is a porta potty, seemingly the only bathroom in this place. A jiggle lock that vacant or is it occupied? Oh. It is vacant. Shit. Some, yes. Disgusting Remy are. You using the porta potty. What? No, maybe Hold on. Just watching the roll 20 door closed. OK, I feel good.

All right. You know, right? Sure. I need to tell you this funny story. So me and my me and my gal pals, we were going, we were like at this warehouse and there was a guy in the poor a porta potty at the warehouse and we kicked the porta potty with the guy in there. What? Oh, you did tipping. I love tipping. Yes, it was a lot of fun. Wait. It was at a warehouse. Was it? Was it at like a male warehouse like where you get packages and such? It was this warehouse called Warehouse 25.

Oh, I know that one. Yeah, that's all those really weird Irish guys in it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I think there was one on the toilet and. That is now an awesome running joke we have. Like we have to do that like once a month now just to topple that porta potty. I know. Anyway, I I just want to share that funny story because. Do you have here that? There's there's a there's someone saying help behind this locked door. Over here guys, over here.

I know the porta potty is interesting, but it is a dead end down here. Hi, this door is locked. Remy, could you do the honors? Alright, I'll work my magic fingers and insert it into the lock. Oh, so essentially there's. No need for that. Oh, you just have to hit it just the right spot. 17 Yes, the door unlocks. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hi. Hello, and there's a a becheveled looking man who's wearing a Tri corner hat tied to a chair. Hello your. ER, to you too.

Are you bozos? No. Do we look like bozos? What the fuck do you just call me? I mean, you guys look like a bunch of no, you're here to save me. Please tell me you're here to save me. You know what? You know, I didn't find anything in here. I think we can just like walk. No, no. Wait. No, I have money. I'll pay you your I have treasure and stuff. Are you a pirate? No. So it's not a themed? That's such a silly question. It's not a theme place.

I think we have to leave then. No, my name is π. This is my place. Ohh. Are you π rates? That's me. Yes, that's yeah, we had the the family of rates. We we have boats. Yeah. Nine Pi, nice to meet you. Π like the like the number. Ohh no like the not like the actual symbol Pi I. No, no. Like, no. Just Pi π. Like putting the symbol into forms doesn't work because no one lets you do one. Character. Oh, that makes I spelt it P i.e. I get the joke. What joke?

I'm tied to a chair. Did you get rid of the bozos? Yeah. Yeah, we got rid of them. And oh, good, fair, they weren't exactly. What was the explosion? My boat. Possibly. We haven't investigated it yet. Oh fuck. Right. Well, could you untie me from the chair? Yes. I was so sorry this is so awkward. Very. Much. There you go. Oh, Mr. It's. You just call me Pie. You're right. Well, let's have a look. See. Get off. Thank you very much. Everybody's very close. Thank you. Excuse me.

Right. Let's go check on the boats. And he guides you through the building. Come along, friends. Don't shoot me in the back. Never. I would never shoot you in the back. Well, it's Night City, you know. Watch out for that dead bozo. Oh oh God, did you remove his head? No, I shot it off. Oh, nice. Oh. God no. A beautiful boat. You're we are indeed. Well, the boat seems fine. The fuck The engine That's going to take me fucking days to fix.

Oh wait, and the fuel exploded. That was my allocation this month. Shit, look. I'm gonna be honest with you guys. Are you here for a boat ride? You are, yes, yes. Yeah. You are. All right, where where do you need to go? To the bottom of the Davey Jones locker. You taking the piss, mate? You're. I mean, I just took a piss, so. It's nice, but also did you flush and they were born a party? Like does the porta potty flush. Yes. Holy shit you guys. Well, if it's real, you let it

in the city. Let's. Recycle, buddy. Come on. Absolutely, yeah. Well, did you? Where where do you really need to go? Does somebody have coordinates? Oh, I have coordinates. Yeah, it's an it's an oil rig that we're looking to go to. Ohh for reasons. Alright well that's pretty far. So the issue is I don't have a working engine right now. It's going to take a few days to fix but.

You saved my life. So this, this Mr. Rate, this Pi rate that stands before you will sail you wherever you need to go. Because so far you've saved me and not tried to shoot me. So that's great. Thanks. I could take a look at that engine for you if you want. Yes, great. I mean from my tertiary look at it, it probably will take me till a little bit after Halloween I think. That's fine. We're probably. Going to need a bigger boat. Next time on No. Latency. Happy Halloween, everyone.

What's? Everybody dressing up as all. Right. Why do you think I came in costume? Or maybe you've been a sexy nurse this whole time. Why is Jeb working with Glass? Claire. Well, I suppose it's a good thing that Claire's already here. We're going to the Brain Dance place to get you some brain dances. Yeah, I don't know. I've never done a brain dance before. I wanna be honest, I'm not sure what your D is. Nice. Place you got here, it's, uh sure is shiny. I like your couches.

How do you do this? You should have. Might be dressed up though, you know, cuz it's Halloween. Do you have any battle royales? Oh my God. Oh, I think it's terrifying. It looks like the Slender Man, except its face is. Like it does. It does look like that. I saw the Epis again and it stared back into me. I was having a good time. I mean, it was a little scary there, but I did enjoy myself. Only fuck. Thank you for joining us on our adventure once again here at No Latency.

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