Last time on no latency, I can say that in order to do a safe landing, you had to jettison one of the parts that actually makes sense. We kill him now or later we're not going to kill him. Does this ship have a black box? You got this retro, we have to do a spacewalk and then we get in the pot. And we rescue retro is going to be a tough one with three minutes to spare.
Oh God, you did it so happy to be on land back in the Pod, back in the Pod in the pot, we go. Oh no man, who would have thought that we would crash land right next to the bad leg? Hey, with the bad lambaste, sauce fall, from the sky and came here looking for a little snack. Maybe it's God just playing an infinite joke because we just practically shit across the sky. So we have to kill this thing. I was thinking maybe we take it for a ride. All right. Who's gonna help me?
You grapple this thing with the ship? Iona, I know you want to do it. I see in your eyes. Yes, I mean that's probably the best way for us to move the vehicle but looking around GM. Do I see? Is there like Landing tires that we haven't destroyed? There is landing gear but you did not activate it. When you landed speed have two people bleep people and pressing buttons. I'm checking Checking if it fit
the animals, very angry. Alright, I own it growling outside I'll do the shooting you do the scoot. All right we aren't we are kind of safe in here. We have time to like work it out but it's big and scary. I think you would make for a great Steed and it you know, or I guess be more of like a It's kind of like we're the sled and it's the dog. Are you talking about the Iditarod? I am? Yes. Okay, well we have medicine. We need to get those six children have.
We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it by grappling this big, ol monster, where we like this to Diagnostics report. Error error. We return quickly. Build story is obstructed and see. Space maintenance is advised the support provider Wings. Undamaged wider wings are functional capacity support gravel operational grapple is a functional capacity. Report Radio operational did your tunes on radio is a functional capacity to support complete maintenance required.
Please report any debt employees in HR and report it does say on the screen. Three out of four cup holders so intact. Oh no, my drink. All right. Well so I guess the best way to do it Jeb is for you to just shoot that damn thing and I'll pull out the wheels and see if we can't get some air. All right. Shut up. Give me almost gun. Clever girl, the Badland Beast smashes itself against the side of the shuttle and you all feel it shudder and actually fuck me. Well it's not in front of the
vehicle. How we're going to shoot it. And we get it didn't I got an idea. Whoa! Okay, retro doc. Get out and push push. I'll do the shoot and you're stronger than me. You push and pull down on the one with the Cyber Lake. Yeah, scuze me strength is like my thing now. Oh thanks. Yeah, for a moment there. I thought that I was the strongest one of the group but no you're right. It's definitely a strong. Pretty strong. I work out. All right.
Me and then Del I can get out and push, don't get out of the vehicle. A wild animal that has a knife in its head with a splitting headache, running into the vehicle. So retro, I think I think baby was joking. Haha, that's funny. Even though do we have an okay he's all right, typically jokes are fun but not at this time. Do we have any boosters laughed?
And can we can we like do a little Scoot to do and and rotate it around is is let me check the boosters, don't see any, okay, let me taste see if I can finagle something. There's not like a like a moon roof or anything on this. Is there like a less sunroof? That's a sunroof but for serious. Yeah, yeah. Remember use a star roof if you will on the front of the little space. It pod is a big open, bulletproof, 4 inch thick window.
So what you're looking at is a little distorted, but you can pretty much see around me. Did you find anything? Yeah, I've gone ahead and you know, popped open the console and I'm going to start just splicing some wires, you know, kind of like hotwire a car and see if I can test the Retro boosters. He find the connections underneath the panel. For the Retro boosters and you jerry-rigged it into the controls for the thrusters giving you a tiny bit of turning.
Okay, I'm going to go ahead and read jerry-rigged all of that to the main console, Iona can pilot it somewhat so we can Boot Scoot Boogie, a little bit, not by much. You have enough power to turn and shoot that's all we need. This timings gotta Perfect. We need something to distract it, though. What do we have to distract it? I don't think there's time for a distraction. I honestly think that we just push a blaster and shoot ya.
Really. I thought maybe we could have come in handy at some point in time. That's really smart. Like I could like start waving it and you know what? Ignore me. That's a great idea. I do think I do think the GM said it was part can. It's better than my idea? I was just going to cut off Jeb's hand and throw it out. I think that you're out of his way better VV there. Doc, we grow it back, right? I only more. I take my flashlight out and find, don't think they heard you
died. Would think that would be surprising if you didn't know that. Let's go. And and I take my flashlight and and waving around like, at like a laser pointer for a cat. Amazing. Yes, amazing inspiration. Laser pointer for Cat Beast. I love that. So, yes, is the answer. Roll me something be creative. Let's see, what do we got here? Paint draw, sculpt products. You managed to stop, the Badlands beast from smashing itself against the side of the vehicle.
And you see it run out towards where the light is getting a little distracted, following the beam and looking directly at you, or at quite On Target, though, I owner, after shift, shift, shift shift, I should have to shift left shift it. Shift is now a lot easier because of what being interested. Well, oh, Whoa, we're gonna grab hold of the controls, turn on the Retro booster, and you feel vehicle skirt itself around. Tuck, it's slide slightly to the left. You turn.
Look at Jeb. Say let's go time, Cowboy, I act. Yeah, Bang and I. Okay. So here's the thing. Heavy weapons. Is the thing that makes the most sense is that I suck at it, but I am I am a man of integrity and I play by the rules. So I'm going to add luck which please remind me how that works again. You just you just say I'm using luck yam you can use as many as you want and you add Plus for like views for use plus 4. Okay. So you it adds to the total
amount that you use. Yes.it, I'm going to be spent for of MI6. Here we go. Holy shit in the crits. Grapple hook. Supplies pasta, Badlands. You can be so cool. Planks off a rock hits, a derelict car and wraps itself around the Beast, as the Beast looks at you. The grapple muzzles, the animal, the grapple hook has become a muzzle on this beast and it tries to wrench itself, free of this turning around and running. All of a sudden you are all jolted forward. You playing for words.
Now, this Beast is running and you're like, kiting up slowly as the wings. Take a little bit of flight. This Beast is really strong. Whoa, she's bucking. And it's running across the bandler. He's now girl. Whoo, you gotta hang over there. I own. I'm not. I'm doing my best. I are we cutting off of the Beast. We're about to Iona. Just as you put your hand over the release for the grappling hook, you get a message or text in the middle of Highly education. Can check my time.
Iona, it's from management. Oh, oh no. Those are always scary. Let me zoom in on this because I can't see it very well. There was a text translation was not a, we need to talk to someone. I'm leaving to take the wheel. I'm now making sure I Buckle in. I take the wheel. And should we should we Buckle in? I'm gonna guess, everybody. Everybody seatbelts I match, I'm in charge. Now, seatbelts, you only have to hold it steady. Okay, I'm holding it steady confidently.
That's good, baby, you got this going on. Iona, should we just hit eject? Should we? Oh sorry. Shit playing with the gliding and the Beast jumps over something. And you do like a little wiggle move, it's classified. Wow! It's like a rollercoaster that's fun. I'm just going to read this out loud because my reading comprehension in my head is very bad intelligence suggests that you may have been in contact with subject 38 otherwise known as the Badland beasts.
This project. Got out of hand terminate the subject. The lab is buried. We need it. Wiped cads news, has been approved. If you don't remember, that's the system to that. We use to explode, the lab and condensed it into a small thing. I wasn't there called in an air strike on the Badlands Beast. I think that done. Oh, I'm not done, but Phoebe, I'm just explaining that to you because we have done this before. Get help from the caretaker seven. Do I know who that is? No.
Okay, the subject is violent and regenerative it can biomass Mesh with some technologies and Alloys caution is advised BV, note that do not retrieve samples. She's dropping, I'll write it down. Did not retrieve samples. This products backup is already procured burn. Everything management note, do it but any of the shit out, go nuclear, don't fuck this up. Iona, your review is coming up. I'll fuck. Oh my God. Wait you said it out loud?
Yes. Yes. I was just reading the whole thing because I think my reading Brandon is not very good. When I read in my head a lot better than mine. I don't do that. You can read the second grade level in proud of. Okay, so we cannot just eject from the beasts because obviously we need it killed and we have to find the lab. So we are they calling a strike to kill it or do they want us to kill it? They want us to kill it and we blow up the lab the same way. We blew up the other lab I am.
See, I kind of had us soft spot for this for the girl. She's a sweetheart and, you know, she's just doing her best leaving her best life out here in the Badlands. I didn't know. She was really bothering to many people than the rate. Every once in awhile were a few dozen people get eaten. But, you know, she's just, it's part of nature. Just just the ecosystem, you know, we extract you, let loose a bionic Beast. That is definitely not part of the original ecosystem.
And now, it just creates a territory that every other people are now having to be, About. Well what is you know, everything's natural, think about it. It is not natural. My tongue on that it's definitely not natural. I don't think it it's biotechnical made and I don't know I just kind of thought that maybe we could like turn it into a pet or something. I mean it did seem like it could be domesticated pleased with the you know what? I'm not we're not growing an attachment anymore.
We have a job to do. I just thought I just thought maybe you really don't. At home. Do we need another pet in the party won't? Listen, you don't tell slow means, but I feel like I'm my heart is ready and has some open room for another pay. It go outside. So alone is like, literally outside. I don't know, I'm using Jeb, get out of the vehicle. Domesticate York at Buffalo. You the Beast takes a left, turn around a rock and part of the grapple gets caught on it and the ships.
Slides to the right. I think it's headed somewhere back to its home a probably back to the last got babies is it? We could save the babies kill the mama. You know, I think really bad. What men do? What if that's the baby? We were all alone. Hold on. Okay, this is this is the GM. Tried to tell us that this is the baby. I'm very upset. First of all, I don't think we know what the gender of this animal. Is it first to we for sure. Don't know if it is already procreated. Third, fuck you.
I thought you said this is hold on but but I on didn't you say that? This is a biotechnical project if yes. Which means that there is most likely more than one question. Mark. Damn it. But they only need is to kill this one. It does just say, I mean it does just a subject 38 otherwise known as the Oz Beast.
So just reuse this one, but we have to go to the lab and blow that up. So, last time we were in a lab, it wasn't just one creature, and that one now was it I mean, the Beast takes a deep left turn this time doing the opposite. And you also look, I don't have my apartment manager to save us in this one. Alright. So like we're going to be kind of screwed. Don't worry. I'll take care of you. There's another nine there though I'm gonna kick it.
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Hang back until we hope it gets back to the lab, then I'm guessing because if we kill it, now we don't know where the lab is. I think it's a good idea. Yes. Follow it to wherever it's taken us, then decide them Viv. You're doing a great job piloting. Thank you guys, then Del looks rather Panic outside. The front window glass and a tail. The Ravine ends. What happens to the right? If we how does well? It's got to go somewhere rat. Wait, I'm sorry. Do you mean is it going underground?
It looks like it's going underground. So if we're attached to the piece and it's going underground, where did it go? Let it go. Let it go. We follow it no more. Let's go of the Scrapbook. Um why don't we tracked it in? And then we use ourselves like a dive bombing missile and destroy the Beast the same time. You haven't killed with that. Would that kill us also? Yes, detach from the Beast. Fine. Let's go. And you continue gliding and Below. You. The Ravine comes to a close.
You start flying forward. You are losing inertia and BB is fine. I'm fine. Because down take us down. I'll do a barrel roll, I'll do it. I believe in you I'm going to I'm actually going to stand behind VV. I'm going to unbuckle and stand behind me. Be I'm doing it. It's working lying down. You do a little pirouette and managed to kick the landing gear at just the right moment making the vehicle park, just what the flight vehicle little judder is you land.
You will kind of jump into the ground and half the Rope has flicked itself over and it's smacks the front of the vehicle. And then lays on the ground, the Beast has detached itself from the Rope. All right? So we just have to go down. It's a, get out and follow it. Yeah, get out and go down and manual or on our feet on our feets. All right. Yeah, well we've safely landed. So let's I guess get down. Should we get out of the space suits? Yeah I guess you don't need these anymore.
I like mine. I think I look but you do. Look cool though they really do. Look cool. We can't doesn't have a show-off buttons. I am so many years. I mean we definitely should take pieces of the ship to keep karev Ernie on, why don't we use the neon? That's cool. It's got RGB. Oh my gosh. Oh cool. Things have RGB. I'm just going to take my suit and I'm gonna put it in my backpack. It could fit.
Yes I want to take. Yeah I want to take a panel of like a small piece of a panel off of the ship as a souvenir. You have written a be intact. This is this. This is what I will remember. We went to space in this. Everybody take a souvenir. Are there any supplies in the Pod? Yeah, I'd like to scavenge 16. Yes, appreciation. You find some rations, a health hypo and a battery. I got some rations.
Health hypo. Hmm, I want to give it to Vivi, but I don't know if it would be good for one of us to have it in case. Something happens to be not as a good idea, you think something's gonna happen to me nothing's gonna happen to you. He's kidding, right. It to me. No, it's fair. Somebody else should take it. I do have my own set of typos, and just in case we get separated, not something happened to me. You can administer it. That's better. I like that and worse.
If something happened to you and we got separated. Oh yeah, no, I hand over the hypo to Ayanna. Thank you. But I'm holding on to that battery. I'm going to take one of the oxygen tanks off of the Try stuff that in my bag. Okay. I think we should all take our space suits. That might be a good idea. I'm going to keep mine in my bag around keyboard. Yes, that keyboard, but we can't take that. So we'll have to leave that here. Yeah, play with it while. We're here.
That's a good idea. Well I guess we'll just pop the top get up and yeah you already know but let's just do it. Raise our Eddie I have an uneasy sense of dread right now. The door looks out and slide upwards and the Winds of the desert surround you. It's dusty, it's getting near dark and you can see the edge of the Ravine over the front of the ship. So who's going first, anybody got any experience but Lankan you jab.
I mean I wasn't gonna come out and say it but I do come prepared and I bring up my grapple gun and I say follow me and I repel down. Great jab. How are you feeling it again? The hook up here, we could climb down, but He went down on his own again. Do we like attach ourselves like a to a thing and then go down so I can case a carabiner here somewhere. Yeah thanks okay. Probably like probably make something up real quick. Using parts from the ship.
Yeah. If we use some of the rope from the ship, how does this good idea starts helping by picking up the rope and put bringing it to you retro York. Oh yeah, you hear all the 24 on fabricate when I do is that I use several ball bearings that are inside as well as a few panel Rolling Wheels that they have in their connecting inside of a smell hand grip that you have for the doors connecting
those together. So that way you can click onto a metal rope or some kind of, you know, the sending device and using the lever on the doors locked open. It makes it as a partial break, that you can use to slide down. No vote. Then, thanks retro still suggest that you cross your feet over the top just to make sure that you can, you know, descend properly, it's pretty far. How about farming crops it's about 500 feet? That's pretty far double. Check on something real quick.
I don't think I have 500 feet. What do you mean My Graph will know? You got the right from this patient? Yeah, I was going to use my hand to just descend down. But I don't think I can. Alright. Hey guys, just remember when you're repellent, you never let go of the brake hangs. All right. Do y'all hear something up? I just hear moaning coming from down below as if we have, we have radios. I don't know. All right about that folks. I really didn't hear me Rumble.
The background. You know, I can't hear you when you whisper through this thing, right? Sorry, I think I think we can just we can Rappel down now because of the Retros. Creating his cool thing that he made. Yes. Who would like to go first me. Okay. Byron. Because I trust my I trust my machine that much follow right after you all jump down, get down. Thanks to Guys create no one, has any issues whatsoever? Yeah. Make it down to the entrance to the cave, the key of one game.
What do I notice about the caves in front of you? Is the opening to a cave and there are two directions to go left and right you can hear dripping and echoing. The floor is Dusty but also dank as there's groundwater seeping through some of the Rocks. It's smells down here. It smells like death and that's why smells bank receipt. And I'll scope, oh my gosh, I see should have kept the hood of the suit on. Yeah. That doesn't smell great. You still have that oxygen mask.
I have an oxygen mask, and I have an oxygen tank. That's incredible. You're still wearing the spacesuit. Know we all took them off, okay, but you just happen to have another oxygen tank in oxygen mask. No, I took the oxygen tank after the suit and I have an oxygen mask from before we took off on the actual spaceship genius. I'm going to put that on. Yeah, you do not have to sanitize. Thank you. Hmm, probably need some light in here baby. So which way do we go by?
Can't see it Vivi, do you have that flashlight? Oh yes, she's upstairs. Just just kidding. I was just making life harder for us. Listening about this because last time we used a flashlight, it was kind of a way to get its attention. Yeah, you could make it the Spread Way and then it won't be. You know what else? Yes, I have heard off laser boat. Yeah. Can I turn up the brightness on my face? Yes, that helped also going to turn on my hair. I asked the cave is flipped by RGB like that.
The real hotels, do you have VD I have glow paint and it's like that one, where it's like if you put it on, it's like in the dark. It's like kind of like UV activated fucking grave down here, just put a little, just put a little on our like, face or asan, like our skin or something, just so we can, you know, Mark each other. My hair was Going vendors, like gloves. This is true for all wearing. Freaking some athletes cyberware. I am clad, in Earth Tones.
I've been I've just put a couple hand prints just shit on jab. I'm gonna nicely decorate Jeb's jacket with like a pattern of Little Flower. Yeah. Yeah. And then his hat. I'm just going to put a little. Yes, smiley face on the hat. All right, now we need Don't you appreciate that? Now we can all see each other. In case, something again, case something happens. We all see each other have indicators BB. I had an idea how much extra paint do you have. I have like a whole mini tube
here. Maybe, maybe we should try to Hansel and Gretel this a little bit and maybe make some paint marks. So we know how to get out of our car tracks. Yes, if this Beast isn't that. So, Art. It won't really think anything of it. Well I mean I own a. How much do you know about the Beast? Not much. I know that it is made by biotechnical, I know that it can buy all mesh with technology. Oh no, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, it's it's a super beast.
I don't know what to tell you. I was wondering if it was going to be like if it's eyesight was Diana. Chromed are trying to come because, you know, Humans, I'm not a scientist. So what do you want from me? I majored in business bureaucracy. Actually, I roll over bureaucracy. So no, I think the paint Trail is a good idea. Yes, yes, yes. Do we know if we want to go left
to right? Listen, I listen you listen or if the mask on mask on and so you you hear the Iona's mask as it, lets out a little bit of CO2 the echo. However Jeb takes that moment while everyone silent to sniff the air and Jeb when you look right you feel fine when you look left and sniff, If you are hungry, you know, I think we might have to go to the right because it smells like a delicious Buffet to the left and I'm not sure I'm ready for that. Why would it? Oh, Jeb I think that.
That means that's the way to the lab. Sorry Jeb. It's all right. I'll just hey, you gotta, you gotta like a clothespin, or maybe a maybe a hair tie or something. Jeff, you'll know, you'll know, is this how we're going to find this place, isn't it? Wow. Fine. Jeb, you're the Bloodhound. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good dog. Thank you for the hate pants. You're welcome. So we going left. Go on boy. All right. I'll be doing there.
Yes. Yeah, we're going to last You come into an opening, it's a little bit more. It's a little bit more of an opening, there we see scratches on the ground and on the walls, there's a little bit of a dark black stain in the corner. Iona, as you're walking through this cave, water from the ceiling drips onto the front of the mask and casts down. You feel a shiver through your spine as you desperately. Hope it doesn't fall through the
back of your collar. Retro, you'll actually find your walking through and you're like, okay, that's pretty neat. I like capes? Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty sweet. I like the striations and a you keep following jab. After some time, Jeb, you come to another fork in the road. You can go left or you can go, right? What does your nose say? Jeb, what does my nose say? GM Row for it. Roll knows, 17 left makes you more hungry, and Jeb just like goes and then just points. TV.
Special wondering how we got here. Oh yes. Well jabbers the Bloodhound. Um before I got to get to me more like weird we probably should like catch VV up on that because it feels like it's there's a story behind it. I thought it was just I thought y'all just made this up. I just was how this guy was Little bit about how we got here. So Vivi, have you ever heard of body feel bite?
I don't think I have. No, it's a project that I've been working on at bio Technica to make your body into biofuel for yourself. So, you can eat your fingernails to on your hair, b. A hangnail off and it provides nutrients for you. Wow, the testing has been a little strenuous, I'd say and Jebediah needed some cash. So he signed up to be a test subject and now he's hungry for human flesh. Well, any flesh actually. So that was one of Is hungry for human flesh and I finish.
Look, I'm not happy about it. Have you consumed getting weaker? Our leg? He did regrow a like by eating his own Sabbath. So you've consumed human body parts. Jeff. A lot. Can we just like? This is why I said to meet at like rebranded. So Jeb really likes long Pig if you all give that reference. Yeah, that's good. I like long big. Although I do prefer exotic late cuz kind of makes me seem World Way. Even though I truthfully, I ain't never been outside.
The city had Lance. I have a lot of questions, maybe I shouldn't ask them now, as we're in this dank cave, but I will have a lot of questions, too. Don't worry. I'm not going to eat you. I'm rescuing most of your dad already and then I will have a craving, but I'm will probably hold. Old back because we're friends. So don't worry. Doc, it ain't like that. That wasn't the line of questioning. I was even thinking toward I was wobbling, greeting of laughs post before except yourself
technically. Yeah, but the part of me that I was eating was already off of me and so I consider that inert, right? So we going left. Let's go left and you all had left through this cave. As the area continues. You get to another Fork. The cliff side of this Ravine you can go left you go, right. I'd like to make a perception to see if there's anything else along the way. Maybe find some other. What's a Clues retro? You rolled a crit. Fail on perception. You find a bloody wwp AC
baseball cap and it doesn't fit. I'm gonna toss it. Away from Jeb. Hoping that's not what Jabs following look. I'm just going to start smelling. Do my bike. Do your thing, it's all I'm good for apparently. No, it's not. You're right. I'm pretty good at shooting to exactly. And and and also there's that that you just said and I like to think that my presence is sort of a A motivation rest of the team. All right job just get to me. Okay I'll start snip. Right smells like steak.
The left smells like a cave. Oh, she go to the rat. Smells delicious. And at the very end of the cave there is the broken opening of a biotechnical secret satellite lab. Yeah well I think that's what we're supposed to be going. Yes yeah arm yourselves this could get spicy. All right, let's get in there. Smells amazing. Next time I know latency. This Lobby is surprisingly empty.
Well, there's one thing I've learned throughout all of our adventures that you got to check out the bathrooms first, clear those out and then you move onto the wrist, it's his body fuel skin. Oh hey Iona, can you try to open this one too? Hey, Jeb, what you got there, you got Digi cones. They got DG cones my guy. Oh dear God here's my plan. Run in Blast. Run out feel like pulling a chip moment. I'm going to cuddle up behind VV here. Jeb, have you ever eaten a brain?
Can't say that I have, and it's a line that I do not intend to cross some time. Good job. I just kind of want to know what a living her. It tastes like, I like the sound of that metallic crunch to it to Smashing and grabbing not our thing. Yeah, you know, I actually like to participate in capitalism. Thank you for joining us on our adventure once again here at no latency. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter at no latency pod, check out our website at no latency
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