Last time on no latency always good seeing your collector, wonderful to see you. Wait, they have actual water. What, what am I drinking? This picks for them? ETA B, expects you or update, your might be, give us 20 minutes, avoid these windows and get to section 3. I'll stab him in the face. With my big knife. I would love for you to be a distraction to have a little prayer. I really like your friend.
And by the way, the collector, I vote we knock them out afterwards face because again, who here, knows how to fly a spaceship. That's he's incredibly dangerous, but that's what we have to do. I can't believe we're going to space. Everyone roll resistant to drugs, ayane has a implant actually that gives them advantage on resistors or so far. We're doing great great with better than ice under body. Yes. Wow, we're we're winning in space. You guys will never believe this audience.
You'll never believe this, but we've never been to space before. So everyone except I owner vomits just a little bit and it's like, very sweet floating vomits. God of eating nachos. Content fawning is this episode of no latency? This episode contains vomit. We are very, very sorry, hold yourself together. Please. I vomit again. This is my CD drive is going back and forth on it because they took anti-nausea medication. Oh, did people take anti-nausea medication? We all do?
Okay. Okay. Okay. Well in that case this episode may not contain everybody who failed the exception of is fine. Look at noon then tell after a re-roll that was close everyone. Iona then Del Jeb nvv all hold their tongue. There were all though a Multiverse. There was a version Then which we all did puke. He's but even in this universe retro did puke. He's thank you for watching and across Retros.
Face is a band of stomach effluent that has drifted past his screen face and smeared up the middle like some sort of Highway of disgust. I'm gonna go in total, scientific Factory here if I am vomiting away. Are in space. That means the force is coming out of my body is pushing the effluent away from my face. Meaning it be heading towards everybody else. Except for me. No, because you the front of
your mouth has a bar. So when it hits that it goes in two directions up and down and because there's a force of it and you couldn't help it as it opened just a little bit. It fired up words. God damn it get science bitch you'll get science bro that is science and Vivi And Jeb, you're unfortunately sitting next to him. And so you're very close to small pieces, vomit and Iona. On the other hand are on the other side of this satellite room that you're sitting in your insat Bay to.
And in front of you, is not the star Comm satellite, you feel the ship around you Rumble and then an announcement over the computer. Unintelligible sound of a repeat from his control and then silence. You have a few minutes before you'll reach it. Those really nice of them to wire. The where are we? We're looking like the cargo hold or something, right? Uh-huh. They wired the cargo. Hold for PA. Let's go from the whole ship, has a single Pi system.
This may not be a good thing, so it's actually really cheap. But there are also There are also passenger seats in the cargo bay, which I find strange. It's in case they have responded us to go to space safely. I think, I think they intend to reuse the ship. So since those assault, it's nearly impossible, or maybe, no one's been able to do that. Maybe they were more people that they are gone, the ship and one point. This is the first time that ship went into space. I thought.
Yeah, but I mean, this is companies telling us these things. And so, you know, they're Liars. Hey, hey Jep, look at this shit. Give me one minute release from the harness. All right. Now, look at this and I just bounced off the wall and just like do like a cartwheel. Oh my God. Hola Clase I'm gonna draw this as well. Treat team. Yes, well done. You two. Both do the same. Rick. But mirrored and you float to the middle of the room. Whoa duck. See there. Will a synchronized swimmers.
This is pretty cool. I love this. I love someone. Please get Retros puke. I mean like, honestly, just kind of just just let it flow. Still hate it. No, no, i-i've. Got a plastic bag. Some, well, hold on, You're Gonna Catch the poop. And then Del unhooks that belt have been Del real Athletics. That would be good before I ate. Oh God, then Del flies across and then bangs into the satellite causing it to terms. Oh fuck, be careful.
We don't know what any of this is or what it does or how it works. Okay. Not that I'm mad at you. I just am worried. We're in space. There's puke everywhere everywhere. Yes, I'm working on it. They take a plastic bag out. Me. Sort of fish it through the air and there's very little left. It in the air. But there is another the tie it into a bag. And now there's a floating plastic bag with some cumin vomiting retro. You finally feel. Okay, are there any windows in
the cargo area? Like they're a little is a few small portholes. Yes. I'm gonna go look. Look out in the vastness of space. See what I see. Roll resist torture drugs. Yeah, actually V is probably actually unwell. This is, this is a lot we're in space. For a second. She takes in The Wonder of it. Wow, this is unlike any of like the videos or anything I've ever seen of what space looks like and then she realizes what that actually means.
And just looks, this is endless, it's scary and and she looks back to everyone. Do we realize what we've just done? Like actually this is where in space. Yeah. Yeah, you know is it? Good. Oh I never really thought about how to get back. Are we gonna die out here? We're not going to die. I would not have, let us come to space if I thought we were going to die and I'm gonna have a plan because I don't, I really don't have a plan of, very sorry, it's getting votes.
So we're in space and I own it. You're always Smart in a weird situation Jeb's luckiest shit Vivi. You've saved a number of us, so if we lose any limbs, we're going to be fine and and retro you're covered in vomit but also your we're surrounded by technology and stuff and you're going to get it right? I believe in you and then Del pulls another plastic bag involved. Motivational enough and it was very good. But are you the leader of us now? Know felt like good moment. Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's fine. They let it float off. So what do we know what we know is? We have to talk to the scientists because they have to help us. We can't pilot the ship alone. I brought my good and I will guess, they don't gotta do it on board. So I feel really good with our Need to convince lamb to help us. First space terrorists. I make it a rule right now. No guns. No guns. No guns. Yeah. Uh, uh, yeah. That's fine. The knife not Flex. Yeah. Nice. Great one.
So double actually, take your gun. Now both of them. Listen, this is my is my grandpappy's good. Yeah, we know because you say that all the time James are, what is is a failure to do? I owe you a sense Coke but I I think I got no cash. Keep the boats there. The bullets. You think you can keep the bullets? All right. I can see Jim just being like, I'm gonna get them in the boat in the air with a been taking, their shovel and trying to hit it like it's so it's about guns
wrong. Not spelled Jeep. Oh, oh nice. Nice about Jen's. I suppose. Should we look around and see if there's anything of use for us in this? And here I'm going to scrounge around the cargo area. We should probably do so quietly until we're ready to expose ourselves. What kind of like what I was saying? I'm not sure. I'm pretty sure. We got the upper hand in the situation. Like what are they gonna do? They're gonna come in here and go. Hey, will turn this thing around?
I don't think so, but what do we have to do to do what? Like for Domino and what we gonna do about the other satellite, if they turned it around, they're not going to turn around. As my point landale, they got too much right? Sounds like I think we have to try and get the satellite into that, we need it, I'm confused. Oh hold on. Well we have to hijack, the satellite. So I supposed throw a pan over now feeling much, much sober than I normally a.m. soon we
wait until they actually die. With wherever, we need to go because I don't know about the rest of you can. Any of you fly a spacecraft? Nope. I can fly an aircraft. I could slide a ground craft paper. Aeroplane Chad. That's why we have the scientists so they can fly the spacecraft. I don't think we're docking with anything. Were you paying attention Pendleton? You illuminate us with what the
plane is supposed to be? Well, retro found that thing about there being two satellites in this one isn't the Starcom one. Somebody roll, perception perception. Jeb in front of you is a satellite with six solar panels and some sort of focusing set of three prongs on the front of it. It has a ionic propulsion system and is sort of a satellite and is a satellite sitting here in sap Bay to, which was not on the briefing or any of the visual material you saw as part of your Now know about y'all.
But anyone remember this, this looks like different than what the satellite was. They were showing us on the TV. What does s0d stand for Son of death? Slice of dawn, right? Retro slice of dawn? Yeah, I think that's the one. Sorry. It's like still want to throw up but I know there's nothing else in there. So, like if you need another anti nausea, Shh pill. I can give you one please? Yes, we only have two more after this. So you know, if anybody got an extra one, remember I stole some
of that Locker, right? There's like Skittles. Just don't eat them like Skittles. That would be really bad. Just take one more for now and hopefully you'll feel better. Retro over your next second you feel better but also a little belt Chi. Well we got when we see whatever I can to around inside there is there like an access port at all? One side this side? Yeah. There's a big hatch on the top of it.
All right. Well perception 12, you still a little dizzy but you find the hatch and it is locked with a code. Code. Feel like you got told the code at some point. I can't remember. Was it in the the files that we found? Why do I also feel like we had a code? I do feel like we did have a code like we had that code from, didn't you get a message from Domina? Yes we did. But I don't think that that's its own code. It's worth. Maybe I can.
Oh 420 try My 69, 69, 69, 69, I got a 1337 1337, all the tenants 1337 and the hatch opens. I remember that. Yep, that works and underneath is a control panel, And some bleach very early. I was hoping it'd be a 2008. I was thinking with Mike's be 0777, I don't get it because 74 happen. We're in the heavens. We are in the heavens because we're in space for and solo role 24. Okay?
Yes. So the DV was 18 and you tap away on the console and you find that this is indeed the slice of dawn it has Little beta symbol next to it and you rolled 24 so you find out a few things about its function.
It can cause a lot of energy to it concentrated space for about 3 seconds or essentially an entire turn and in its current configuration, it would take about 30 minutes to recharge the carrier signal that you have on you you could install in this and the other satellite as it is a real, a piece of code, not a series piece of code. So, So in my knowledge with that mean that it would give Domino the ability to use it when it's in range and if they had a strong enough signal sender,
yes. For receiving a signal from space, they need the other satellite. Can I try to put my own code in? So I have access to this and then that it would require you coding some shit now and would be considerably more difficult a dryer. Okay, I'ma go for 22 as an incredible. Ask you do not pass your, you input your code, you've slipped a thumb the here or there. Mr. T didn't Dot ini'. And you see the whole code decompile in front of me.
A little light goes off on the top of the computer indicating that you only have two more tries. What are you doing? I'm just putting in a Fail-Safe that's it. Just one little feels like imma try again. I'm going to put two points of Lock and Load. Okay, listen to him in three. No, no, no, no, no. Two is enough because that's 20 to 22 plus to write this 24 which is the DV but you meet the DVD. So I'm going to say that it still requires Domino's code but you've managed to piggyback on
that, okay? Once if you use this ability then Domino but until that point they won't notice. I also you've got the choice to put this code in on top and no one else really knows what you're doing. You're just tapping away at this. But what's going on over there? I get around this basic coat that God. It's like something's using python up in the air, right, Reese, Campbell back in through the command code data, slipping inside a back door to that.
But underneath that back door, I added a mat by a D3, that's creating a key code from underneath. So it's a trapdoor, underneath the back door, the slips around that what? Okay, huh. Essentially there is a back door that someone can go through, but there is another door underneath using that the hinges up that back door to slip underneath the back door without needing to use that. Pastor? What listen? Retro I am not a carpenter.
Yeah. I do three lights on the top of it. Turn on your successful. You close the hatch. Who wants to shoot a space laser? Why would we should a space laser my? And I start running over towards you? There is fraud that you feel the whole ship shudder as it turns around you. And because you're in zero g, you can actually feet, you can see it and around you, oh, gosh, share different inertia. And you, you feel sort of a pretty odd sensation as the ground kind of makes a humming noise.
Is and your feet start to tremble, and then you go shulkin to the ground from the air as the mag floor, turns on and the ship has reached orbit. There's this sensation of gravity. It's a very weird. It's like gravity, but if someone made diet soda of it, yeah. What I don't like this. You know what I mean? Like, you know, when you make a you'd like drink a zero drink and you're like this, tastes like it. But it's like also water. It's not really there aspartame of gravity.
The aspartame of gravity. Exactly. Gives an allergy. well, now the chance he's going It's what Alice and George F astronaut. Yes, yes I think that was George afterwards F astronaut who's going to torch Fat, taking a faster. Not shit space is made to go to the bathroom and I imagine there's a bathroom. There's always a bathroom. It's more of a space vacuum that you just stick up on there. That's a terrible Punjab. So should we go?
Yes. I think maybe we should make a move now I don't know what the plan is. You have a knife? Jeb, I do. I don't life. Are we gonna tell you if knife space terrorists? And, well, I just last time you see, it's pretty scary. You know, what's cooler than spikes terrorists? And technically is what we're doing. Space pirates, space piracy. Thank you. We're adding. I agree. Actually, that does make it sound a little more pleasant that make. Jabba Space Cowboy, huh? It sure does okay.
Well, yeah up, where were the bathroom is order to surprise the shit out of this guy? There's not a lot like I'm thinking. Like, this is like a Sci-Fi video. Game is a little map. How can I dead space this? Yeah, a little maps on the wall of like all of the well as you go up to, if you go up to the top door, essentially, what's up door? Well on the door, it says sat Bay one. What's the? The downed or say fuel engines, and I wanna go there. I feel like don't wanna mess
with fuel. I also don't want to mess with you rummy. Well, I'm thinking about this. Give me your lighter. Okay. Lighter fuel. Thank you. I'm taking. I'm taking everybody's no nose. Yeah. Does anyone have incendiary grenades? Fanned out puts their hand out. Expectantly, gimme, gimme. Yes, I had the for my grenades. Thank you, coordination. General would I think? Okay, fine. Okay. I was holding on to this Arrow electric shotgun and this Ameritech Magnum fine. Right.
Well I don't have to take them then Dale grabs. All of your your frog. Grenades. But leaves you the electric shotgun because it causes an electric shock. Oh well, I'm on that side. You very much, the, India lesson here is that that you can use because it's different. It doesn't actually shoot a projectile, but we'll look, I'm no psychiatrist said, you know why you can't shoot a gun in space, right? Yeah. Well, local expert to know. Jeb doesn't know. Jeb do, you know?
Yeah, it was because the one year when you shoot it, it makes a big Flash and then the fire canned beans. If you if you cause a hole in the side of the spaceship, it rips, the spaceship in half and then we have nowhere to breathe, then our lungs come out of our nostrils. And I will do. All right, and you shit yourself. Oh no. Speaking of shitting yourself, let's go find George. Are you looking for an adventure?
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Got my bat ready. I have all of you ready? I'll be here waiting from the back. Jeb, you open the door and there inside is a male astronaut, it is not George. The fuck are you? That's what? Man, come on. Who the fuck are you? Yeah. Well uh, all right, I guess we're getting into this and I take nice out. I go listen real carefully, but you're going to want to go quietly and he pulls out a big, heavy pistol and locks it onto his other hand.
No absent fucking lutely. Not motherfucker did Jeff. Just drops his hands. Disbelief and looks over to Van daele, then they'll you say, you could be in here motherfucker, either, you're lying to me and he can shoot this gun or you're lying to me. Mr. James astronaut man and you can't actually see that because it's going to tear a hole in the old space ship. And then our are nosy going to come out or lungs. I'm going to throw my show up
the guy. It'll float your shovel at the guy named still just wouldn't stop would have the same and I say yeah but also you're really far away 20. All right I'm gonna have him. Roll him, variation 11 know the shovel. Hits him on top of his helmet and his helmet. Takes a little damage that's actually under his helmet armor so he doesn't take any damage like the same shovel flies off behind him. I'm sorry. Someone with a gun in there. Yes, I have. Yeah, somebody with a gun.
Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm going to push past ever the spaceship Fuck you. Wait what? Who are you? No, look at me in the eyes when I'm talking to you. What is your name? James Sergeant? I asked Sergeant James. Yes. Well you're certainly not acting like one hand over your gun. No, you don't even know what to do with that thing. I don't but also roll. I can't decide until you do. Damn James. The clock is ticking hand.
Your gun, okay? It's not the only thing I have done hand me. Your other guns. I don't have other guns. She's here, he drifts the gun across the room. And it drifts towards you a great, I pull a handkerchief out of. Well, I don't have access to anything. Right now. I don't call the handkerchief L I'm in a suit. I'm fine. I grabbed the gun James. Yes. Do you know what trouble? We would be in a few shot? This I do. I was hoping you guys would back down, but you're really intimidating.
That's like almost twice. What I rolled. We are. Yes, because it is incredibly stupid to have funds in space. Yeah, I mean they didn't pick me. And who the fuck are you? We're also taking over the spaceship but I point the gun at it. Fuck, I get closer with my bat. Damn it look. Wow, the security I must have been really bad if they got all of us and this guy was like Third choice. Oh so I just think it picked because it because of bureaucracy singing.
Don't Laugh at people for see. It's very important. Well fucking stupid. Otherwise I would have been in the George and his dumb spaceship him going on. Like I'm gonna take the biggest Dukey and spit what asshole does sound like an asshole. Whoa, do we agree on something Island? That's weird. Space does weird things to you, okay? So do you want me to Me too. Should I know you're maybe we can work together. What? You know, I kind of like that idea.
If we all have the same goal to take over and we don't know what we're up against, really? Yeah, we so you don't you don't mind if I take this, he pulls out a stun baton. Fuck up this satellite that's awesome and he raised it. Is it above his head? Okay, nevermind, let's kill him and then I take out the shotgun. Oh okay. Student it. Oh God 17!
Yes it hits him Square in the chest and the force of this shock wave that hits him as it carries through the air, hits him in the chest and he goes flying back and he lets go of his stun baton and it rotates through the air as his boots lose contact with the ground, his now drifting and has, it looks like he's been mildly electrocuted taking 14 points of damage. Oh, now Lucy that could shoot that one now. James we can work together but by work together, I mean, you work for us.
Otherwise we kill you. Roll it face down. What do I do? Cool plus reputation, plus 1 D 10. I don't know what my reputation is. 06:19, they rolled 18. They now have a minus 1/2 all checks against you for the foreseeable future. That's all. Fuck you, James. All right, will you beat me by one? So I'm going to be a little bit of a brat about it, but okay, I mean, okay, they just wouldn't put me in space. This is what I would be in space. Okay now. Yeah, you're in space. Good job. What?
I saved the day, huh. Go ahead and tell us I was gonna sabotage. Make it look like one of the drones have done some fucked-up and jettison one of the few things cost a bunch of money, but save the day after I, Knockout George, and this other chick, I bought this pillow and liar makes them forget shit. Mmm cost me so much money so your Appliance just so we're clear. You're trying to poo. Oh go ahead job. But also show me the pill so you're playing like five.
If I understand this correctly your plan is do sneak, aboard, the spaceship and then sabotage. It just so that you can save the day. Yeah. Won't they know that you are supposed to be. On the spaceship. Yeah, but hopefully they forgive me for seven. I was like, I fell asleep. I was just looking at it. No. All right, I'll see you. There goes for it. Do I really need to give? It was really expensive. If it's real, I'll give it back to you. And he hands you. A pill that's been cut into, is
this real never mind. Yes, shit. I did say give it back to you, but I give it back to him. I did not expect that. He takes it back. Okay. I did not expect that. I'm not a liar. She's a lot of things machine. A liar noted. You see a little message, come up on your, on your visual Chiron on your eye. You just see a message from then Del I blink once for. Yes. All right. At some point during this conversation, real pickpocket for window. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
My shovel back. Yes. After throwing the shovel pings off of their helmet. Not hitting them at all. And just starts bouncing around and while in the midst of this conversation and just narrowly missing the gun as it drifted by as soon as they go to hand over the, the pill that can make, you forget your memories or whatever. Retro is able to just reach their arm out and grasped their Shovel by the handle.
And just one grasp with their new, cybernetic arm goes clunk and you will see This arm attached around the shovel in midair and you've you can actually hear this clicking as his new fingers. Click around it, your fingers spray out, rotate revealing. All of your tools for back in and click down very cool. You do like the Pencil Trick
thing through the shovel. Actually, I think I might have gripped it a little too much and now, there's an indent of my thumb in it. Well, now we know which one's yours. You're right. You're right. I'll put it back in my backpack, actually. No, I don't put it back. I'm gonna put it in my side. That's what Pirates now, yeah, that's right. Beginning maintenance with, in T-minus two minutes. We are on schedule for maintenance drone, which probably keep an eye out for
that. Sure doesn't spot us. Yeah just you know if it sees us and sets off all these alerts and alarms really you worry too much and then Rogers going to pull out a vape pen just yeah. This was a fire and alarm goes off, whatever our plan was. I have to do it. Now I'm a supporter starts praying towards you. The floor below. You opens and start sucking the water through it so that it goes in a Direction. Jesus Christ. But how are you gonna stop?
It's just gonna keep job. Gonna keep going to go to the the door please, and get ready to grab Alice. All right, I'm out. What, I can't hear you. What? There's too much water going by. Don't worry. Jeff heard me. Somebody turn off the Oh, is there a way to turn it off? And here there's a computer in the corner. I'll do it. I'll go BB. You stomp over clonk clonk long as the water is blasting past you being sucked into the other side.
Well anything, yeah, they would make up and trying to find romantic the ready. I'm trying to find you know what? I'm just good Library search. Yes, you find the shut-off and the water shuts off almost immediately. There's a very weird Sensations. The top layer of those droplets, get sucked past you in a huge plane. It's like driving through a rain
curtain. And everything in here is a little bit wet, but the fan underneath you as now drying out the room as it pulls, the moisture out of the room like a giant Dean humidifier and then the fans wind down and the room is once again left with its space hum. Should we keep moving now that us? Don't live? As I thought, that's what we were doing. Alice is on the way, okay, that was cool, pvdyck that was neat. I don't know.
That was great. Yeah, II I did computer things also, and, and vendor walks up behind Red, show and clips. You across the back of the head, just my head, just move forward. I don't have pain in my head. So don't what? Don't Fucking vaping space. It's not it's bad for you on Earth and it's brought us here, pick up to you and they put it in their pocket. Stop it and get your juice when you go home. Whoa. That was just unprofessional. Do we hear like magnetized steps
coming towards us? There's something coming towards the door Ready or Not Alice. Here we come. Next time on no latency. It's not my fault. I make everybody wet. Jeb, grab her. All right. Yeah, I'll grab her. Oh shit. Oh shit. She's she's hard. I pull out the gun. All right, so that is that is what happens then just to be clear. I hold on retro. I Uh, I might be able to help you, and I'm a duct tape their arms and legs together. I got a pretty sweet tactical
trouble for anyone. Wants to trade you all should rock. Paper scissors for it Rochambeau? Oh where's Jeb? Shoot him again? Want to happen to you too late. I already shot them. Does not feel like this is a workable relationship. It really does not die. I'm sorry. You have revoked your piracy privileges. What? Wait, hold on. Why would we all be dead? All right, I got shocked out. We're not hurting y'all. We're helping you well, our jobs really over is better.
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