Last time on no lights Claire, I have an antidote so you can get your memories back. The bad news is that it's going to be very painful. Your brain activity was a little off. The charts a lot off the charts who block milk, mr. Kerrigan, The Syndicate, the a eyes that are trying to take over the world. What? And they're all related to n.c. space, we have to stop and see space. I'm going as DJ Qualls. I'm gonna need to get some new threads. You also need to go get your
own. No backseat, medical advice, thank you. That's my flight vehicle job. You have, you just go ahead. Are you ready to pick up the flight vehicle that you can't operate? Yes, everyone's gonna see us in this. I like I said it's inconspicuous in a conspicuous way. Hey, leaving before we touch down with looks like, we're about to. That's a pretty nice. Boom box. He got there. Thanks i-it's very utility utility. It's it's more than just a boom box, I can store stuff in it.
Ouais, it, it booms Jameson. Jep. That's a secret. I'll tell people but David you have to point that out. Yeah, said Jeff's chips really cool but he takes everything really. Yeah. So I guess it's it's more style over substance as they say, it's and reality. Yeah. My choon Ya. That's what the kids say and night sitting. Yeah, that's right. I'm also wondering if the zero g make me look sad, we're not in zero, g. Ed, what are you talking about? Not yet.
Well, we'll let you know about ali will though. Wait, are we actually gonna go to space? Oh shit. Well, you know, that's actually a good point, we're probably not gonna be, you know, we're still kind of suit. That would be cool. It would be, I want to I want to two that's two votes for space. We could try to like sneak our way honor. Schmooze our way. You know DJ Qualls, got the just look up. Yeah. Yes. Who's on the list? To get to space. I want to be on the list to get
to space, shall I start a list? No, not unless Truss. I'm a list for the launch, I don't know. We'll have to probably like sleuth it if you don't, just have it pinned. All your most distant well II, it's a secure, only you doing the show wasn't very funny. That's not a Jeb you don't get humor. Haha, good it. That's why it's more of a slapstick kind of guy myself. Yeah. Well, slap you with a stick if you need. So that's funny that suit that that now I'm coming.
There was was pretty good and as Jeb Giggles, the crew heads towards the landing pad of this NC space base. It's about 1,000 feet in the air held up on huge. Belts and it looks like the only access to the top of it is really by flight vehicle jumping off. The edge will require some kind of safety harness, or a parachute. Wow. And you land on the south most platform and it looks like a three leaf clover from above. And as the light vehicle descends on pad number 3, you feel it.
Clunk onto the ground unless a little steep, sorry about the harsh Landing. So I just a little Jewel tea. That's fine. Roll flight vehicle. All right. Oops, I was role playing hoops. This is what happened? Last sessions and now you get feel it. There you go, 12. Yes, it isn't. It is intended to be landed on. It is a simple task. You land it nicely, though. Your level should be higher because you have a chip in that.
Oops, sorry. Then you rolled a Even installed, I fixed it. But thank you land, the vehicle and then decide the parking isn't just how you want it. Rolling a crit 23, well done, you reposition the vehicle. So that in the event of having to get the fuck out of here, you'll be able to get in this vehicle super quick Advantage, perhaps for later something. That I own, it probably should write down. I'm however, I have a pen.
Are there other vehicles around? You notice as you step out of the vehicle, retro that there are Scorch marks on the ground, on these panels around you. There are four Landing panels and it looks like the other people maybe had a chauffeur or something. There are no other vehicles here on the platform, there is, however, a Sparky looking assistant standing waiting for you holding a College tablet and a little digital pens and they just looking at you pensively.
Well, I suppose we need to check in. So let's go check in sweet. The want to them? Yeah, stroll up as well. Kool Kat what's going on. I'm I am doing well. Welcome invited guests to n.c. space the future, future of I deleted it, but welcome, I'm Martin. The social media intern and I'm here to invite you to see us join the Stars. I think that's What it said in night City, May I please have your invitations and things that it didn't delete Autumn. You got a blow. Please go ahead and my man,
Martin hero invitations. Yes. DJ Qualls. And plus 1 DJ Qualls. I bought your album. Don't remember that. Was that helping? Yeah. You know what? This is a helmet, but I Like it's really part of me for it. Is my Persona of who I have become just like how you look you doing a great job Martin. I really enjoy your your passion you got just just just vibing out. I was I'm new at this. You do like job? Keep it cool. Thank you. I appreciate the constructive feedback. I appreciate it.
Have your name plus 1. It is Anna, Anna, Anna. What are? Anna and Hannah. Here's the thing. Martin Hana, right? My new protégé? Yes. Okay. I'm training. Yeah. Training about the name. I think we're gonna go with Hannah squared, Hannah squared? Yes. Is that like just that is it to handle? Yes. I Hanna with the little cable mini to that's above. Yeah. Yeah, you're not cubed y' squared, right? Okay. That's I'm sorry, I was trying to be cool, not very and, and
hello. Do you have other people? Yeah, it's Jim from the view to roll, persuasion. Both of us, would be be no retro, and BB I just up my persuasion stat, so I would not mind please. Well, then roll for it. No, Didi your project. Thing has convinced them and they've printed out your name tag with an a' squared and a squared. Like it retro, you get handed a name tag that says DJ Qualls.
And he also hands you a small card insert which is like a promotional material for DJ Qualls, and a pen. And just looks at you, think you turns to I own orange a, how can I help? Welcome to end? Did you hear the thing? I said, yes, we are at it, okay? Yeah. It's a, I'm Jacob. Here's my invitation. Okay, you know, from from race and uh, yes your jab, your Jebediah blood race guy. I know you. Right? So yeah, my pleasure. She's, she's she's right here. Hello. Lands on top of the flight
vehicle. Could have Birds near the spaceship. Oh no. She'll be fine. I'm really sorry. But you're gonna have to keep your animal inside the vehicle. Oh no. Don't delay it to her. She didn't. So exactly space. I know you don't understand sir. With the amount of energy required to push. What is it shit into Spain?
It's all the I said stuff, I meant First I'm sorry, don't tell my boss if there's an admit that's why when we observe the spec we have to be inside because literally like very hot exhaust, goes everywhere. Well she's gonna be in the boom, my side. Well, we kind of animals inside why is there a safety hazard of a bird being in? I mean, if the equipment we have very sensitive like I said, they're all that less than my boss. All right. Well, wink.
The wings are cybertek if he wants to notice well, roll persuasion. Oh, absolutely. I will. Yeah, no problem. I'm really trying to get your burden here. 21. Jeb. I just want you to be happy. It's a receipt that that mean that seems fair. I didn't say anything didn't say, anything about cybertek animals. So I suppose, please keep your animal close though. As there are, we do have armed security here? Misinterpret the animal. No, not a problem. Not a problem. So, baby. Come on now.
So in Papa's old relax on your shoulder and just chills, yeah, hey Martin, that's your name, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. I have a question for you, actually. You wouldn't happen to have the list of folks who are going to be sent to space. Would you just curious? You know, I figured that would be on your little, your little device there. You're you know, clearly a kick will manager of I have a QA S. No comment. Hmm, I see. Look Martin, yes you are a. I've look I've been there.
Okay. The intern life and it's it's not fun. And I think you're doing a great job and, you know, sometimes Time's. The things that I've learned in life is that you, you have to listen to the customer, you know, right. And you don't want them to get mad because then they'll like go to your report and then your direct required will reprimand you. And if it becomes messy you know it happened to me once, okay? So I know like, you know, you
wouldn't want us to complain. You know who we are, I signed an NDA. So I mean we didn't so we did to, you know, we all had to to really be a part of this extra sweet kid. If he V16, let's see what I could get 10. That means wild again. That's an 18 on top of that stack. So I mean, Pig work is pretty scary. So I will say that it's not a gonna remain a secret for long. Ah, yes. Okay, it'll be one of their big reveals that this thing I suppose.
Yes. Okay. I mean, maybe, yeah, and I want to get what was your name, Anna squared and a squared. Now, I've got that One. Good and we've got Jebediah and there's rifles. And who are these? Two people, Sally Fields and Winona Ryder. We should be on the list. Oh, okay, cool leg. Thank you. Bye. Listen, I'm Martin, this is taking a very long time and I just would just like to be inside or how to get a drink around here.
That's a drinks will be served inside, they'll be a presentation in a few minutes during Remember that section 3 is off limits because it's dangerous and there will be a tour after the presentation where we will be seeing Section 1 and section 2. I found the rest of it. Welcome Bal you'd guests this way. Please walks towards this large building in front of you. And there are front of you is a large building. That kind of looks like a tea, there's a large Windows.
You can see into this big hallway and And retro you spot a few guards walking around kind of doing a little Patrol, but it looks like they're doing that kind of border patrol. No one's on alert. Just doing their job. Yeah. And you walk into this little Bay Area. Can also take a peep at this promotional material that I was handed. Yes, kinda looks like the lighthouse. It does kind of look like a white house, right? So you enter this room and there's vending machine, a few
sofas table and little desk. Martin Gets behind the desk, there's a little jaunty retro Doing a little dance. Make a little love, get down tonight. Mmm. Okay, I've made all your filing paperwork. If you could, please walk down the hallway, turn to your left and enter conference room. A please. Okay. Yeah, good guy really want. They are in this building over here. He points to a door to the side
of the desk. That's, that's where the bathroom is. You need it for like X. Screamin. Oh yeah. Thanks bud. Hey, you know, I know that your job is to talk, but have you ever considered getting another job? All right, you take care, but I appreciate your feedback. I just am intimidated by the idea of you all being VIPs So it is calm down, I'm sorry. It is a pleasure to meet you all guide you, to make sure to take my little sticky name, tag and I put it over my right nipple.
Go. Because of the, because of the mood thread coat jacket. You only see half the name though. So you only see DJ. That's it. Oh fun. You get into the whole way. Yeah, I said the one on the left standing in front of conference room, a store, there's a guard standing next to it but he's not really paying attention to any of you. I guess this is our room. I walk up to the guard. Can you let us in? Hi. Yeah, I know that. Oh oh you're just standing there.
Oh okay. This is like such Easy Money. Ah, that looks must be nice. Oh thanks, thanks. I'm a DJ and training. I just walk past them. Damn, I see a couple vending machines. Is there anything cool in these vending machines? I think all these machines, a few interesting items in one of
the vending machine. There's a paper cosplay costume of an astronaut, there are some bugs, snacks, some bizarre capsule toys, some pet wigs, Oh and there are some health hypos on sale or 70 at ease and an oxygen mask TV. There are some health, hypos here. If you're interested actually anyone these seem to be going below the market rate. I will absolutely take advantage of that to Health hypos in total in the vending machines and
their 7th. And there's one oxygen mask and that thing is 150. I will take one of the health hypos 470. You know what I will buy the oxygen mask and just put it in my bag just in case, it's not really your back. Um, if I move some stuff for it, I didn't stop pulling my bag part. I move some stuff around. I might let's see and also trying to do math Look at me actually keeping track of my money. Okay, dang this one helped. My Polo, I'll just see there. You are, I'm good, I ain't
buying nothing dude. In walls is all good. Before we enter the armor to turn to Anna. Hit theme music for we go in, I turn on the boom box and I Crank It Up. Hey, no, latency listeners. It's spoon I pledged a on no latency, but I also produce the brand new show system switch and it's called systems which because every few episodes we take our same beloved characters and throw them into a completely new universe in the form of a new role. Playing game.
Will go from steampunk to cyberpunk from fantasy, to sci-fi from romantic comedy too. Dark comedy from D, and D 2 Call of Cthulhu and everything in between. So join us on our wrong, through the Multiverse. By searching for system switch on your favorite podcasting app. I turn on my Boombox and retro house music starts playing.
I give it about five seconds to let the beat really get really come in. And then with my right foot, just kick the doors open and just do my DJ Qualls on Trend and go. Let's hit a pothole. And Joe kind of like walks over to Iowa and goes. So we pretended that way or we don't know each other but we do know each other. I never got that far.
People know that we know each other you and I but we don't have to know Teacher Calls. All right little Scamp that way only God's don't know who DJ Qualls has yeah we know who DJ Qualls is because he's an Ace International Superstar DJ Qualls, do Not necessarily no. We I don't know, I have not quite sure. Who did your koalas? I'm also, I don't know either. And Retros you burst into the
room. They're in the room is a tall man standing on a stage, not wearing a bunch of very tightly fitted suit pieces and there's one guard in this room. Right in front of the door and he raises an eyebrow at you. As you burst into the room of this music thing, the guard just going to looks at you raises two fingers and points.
If your sofas under the table in the vending machine full of snacks and food, Sweet. Just nervous right now in my mind, it's almost kind of like that scene from 9 1989 Batman. When the Joker enters inside of the museum it's just kind of doing a little dance around. Hey, what's going on? Hey, no knocking things over same time. I'm cool like that. Do you sit down at this section? So please? Oh yeah, yeah. I know I joined them and music still playing.
How's it going? If you wouldn't mind, could you turn off the music? Because we have a presentation to, to give you tell you bi can guests. How is it? Is it just us, just this group. There are other presentations that have already took place because you guys are wait. Oh well you can't ever be the first one to arrive. So time on the invitation double-checking with the invitation to never time. Yes. I'm a very social media manager should have handled that. You know, he's do.
I will of reprimand Martin for this oversight. Thank you. Thank you. One of our esteemed guests. Thank you for turning off the music. I appreciate it. You all sitting comfortably now just before we get started I just got to say that I am not interested in any sort of timeshare or owning my vacation looking for any money. Oh fuck tons of it. Oh great. We are looking for is the pr of you Cole, people being here and talking about it on talk shows and shit.
Well I uh and also continued corporate investment. You're welcome. Excellent. Alright. Presentation can now begin. Hello everyone and welcome to NC space here at NC space. We've brought together some of the biggest mines in corporate science to take night City, back to the stars, with Word of Mouth from great people like you and great investment from other
corporations and private investors not like you. because we don't need your money, we're going to get Knights a to eat Back together, sending a message nowadays in 1980 and the greater area can be a real problem. Sometimes taking days for people just to receive and I love you. But now, we're going to change that here with NC space and get everyone connected instantly and it starts with our first experiment First Flight vehicle and c 1 which will be Be launching in just a few hours
right before your eyes. Now for your enjoyment, we're going to be taking you on a tour of some of the buildings here in NC space. We hope that you will benefit not only from the knowledge here but also for the pieces of metal we leave in orbit. So thank you everyone for coming. And by this time tomorrow, we'll already be talking amongst the Stars. Thanks to n.c. space and our partners here.
Thank you so much. The Skeleton Crew that we getting onto the space vehicle will be supported by some legally mandated sis. So that our danger of death is reduced because safety. Here is Paramount Any questions? I got a few is this starlink? No comment. What is the SR rating right now? For NC space? The ESR rate? Yes. That's your safety rating that you have. That's that's legally mandated, oh, right? Yes, Martin believe, it's seven. Wow, that is it's a 7.
That is absolutely. That is good. That is bad. Our numbers are great. That's right. Fantastic. That is also I believe why everyone has to stay inside when we launched. Is that correct? Yes, yes, please, stay inside. When this spaceship goes in space, Cool, second question. Now I understand that we are here to view the premises. That's the right word I think right? Yeah, okay yeah sure. Yes. And see the launch vehicle go up
in space now. You want us to go and use our influence to get people on board for that. Now what is the pay for that? Particularly a free connection? Just the free connection. Yeah. Just a free connection. Didn't you hear the man? This is gonna change that City I mean honestly cannot cash, shake your hand. What you're doing. Of course, what you're doing for that city is incredible.
I mean, you're very welcome. If what you're saying is true, this is gonna, I mean, wow, wow, it'll it'll work for the greater night City area. Wow, you really are. You've got the Pete, instant communication with the Badlands. You've got the people's you're doing right by Humanity. I She ate you. We're all here for humans. Wow, I can't believe, you know, this is the first time I look over at it. Iona the first time I've ever heard of some sort of corporate interests better in humanity.
I mean, wow, your presentation was threats, a great investment because we'll be able to charge per connection on a subscription basis but still connecting everyone fairly this is great. I only use it, use it really a ditch who by So Technical and come come work for these guys. I mean - no comment despite they dislike, you know, borderline evil. But these guys, they're there. No come help. You know what you speak the truth. I agree. No comment. This guy right here has sold me on it.
I have no more questions. I am. So, do you want? You said you don't. Meet any of our money because I'm going to invest right now. I really do not need your money, Jeff. Thank you. Well, anything I can do to help you just let me know, sounds like a great great. Great business and and product. Yep. Who listen, we're here to be impressed. And, and I am, I'm waiting. Oh, when do they announce who's
getting launched into space? In order to create privacy, it will be announced as the capsule is sent towards the launch. Platform. Oh, we are have several astronauts who are under training and none of them know who is actually going into space. So that protection, of course. Hmm. Even you have a finalized list already. It's not just like a random raffle. Yes. But it is a tightly guarded Secret in order to keep them safe. Gotcha. But we will announce it once.
They are aborted, and the building is locked. Cool. Well, I'm ready for this tour. Who else is ready for this tour. A credit more set. Excellent! Well everybody, Martin will be leading you over to section 2 and I'll be staying here in, of course, mission control. I'll see you later though in some video form. Yes, this is not the observing platform. Okay, okay. Okay. Where is that observing platform section 2. So that's what. Going. Yes. We're gonna try it right now. Yes, you are.
Why do we know why are we still here? Why don't we go there? Now Martin is we're not was conversation Martin. Hey wait to buy any books way. It's Martin here? Yes. Hi huh. Are you taking us? Or absolutely. Did you need a moment to discuss stuff before we go? Are there other people in section 2 that will be members of our team. Okay, well then, yes, Martin. Please give us a moment. Okay, I'm going to I need, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. Don't even tell snap bird.
You can just do it. That's, yes, that's right. I have a task to complete and it is urination. Goodbye. Yeah, boy. That's a long day. All right. Huddle up folks. It was supplying Well, how are we supposed to get on that list to go to spice to go to space? Yeah. Yeah. Could we not just sneak on could could? Wait. It seems pretty secure. Yeah, yeah, but wait. We blew up the arisaka building whip. Whip pretty good and I'm pretty sneaky. I did also up my stuff if you
want my stuff. Oh, no. I Not spend any of your improvement points. That's terrifying. I only had so much brain capacity. I've read I listen, I did stuff in the game. Me the place. Actually Jade blade cyberpunk. I'm playing cyber part, read about things. Wait, we can just pretend that I did hold on. But yeah, we could try and sneak on the spaceship, I mean count. Yeah, I think this is our
option. We just need to probably get a better lay of the area and maybe we can find a good way to get in. We just you know dude we'll do some detective stuff. Yeah. Hiding a box or something? Yeah. Put our spin on it, right? Okay. What would you stand here? Let's go. Hello. Hi, please. Follow me this way and they Point towards the west door, as you have a good pay. Did its job if we cannot talk about it, that absolutely. Next time I know lately. Oh, we weren't going into the room.
That was next to us. We didn't go and check inside, right? Get to see what mission control does. Now, I understand, you know, that's unfortunately why you'll never get to go to spice Martin. Martin come here, you look at, you know, a lot about this and I'm very impressed. That's why our power. Sure. Do give me in there. Strap me in. I've gone fast before. It's gonna, well, I mean, if it's gonna be, no one has added Vivi to the group chat. If you think, you know, it could
dance. Is that maybe you should show it? That's it. The all got I do. I would like to go on the g-force machine always hovering over night City Pool, that ain't no problem with you can sneak around. Um, so let's go. Why don't you try the vomit Comet for fun? Not only that Iona, but it seems as if this is more than just a communication satellite, it's The Syndicate. Thank you for joining us on our adventure once again here at no latency.
Don't forget to follow us on Twitter at no latency pod, check out our website at no latency podcast.com. And if you'd like to support us further, we have a patriarch, get exclusive content, spin-offs bonus episodes, bloopers ad-free episodes, and so much more with weekly content to say thank you to our supporters and even spice up your own cyberpunk red games at home. Matter what? Level your support. Thank you again.
So much for listening. We literally couldn't do this without you and of course, we'll see you next time in night City. Thanks for listening Jim. Matter what? Level your support. Thank you again. So much for listening. We literally couldn't do this without you and of course, we'll see you next time in night City. Thanks for listening Jim.