Last time on no latency Party People. Good afternoon. Hey, happy New Year. It's a 2047. I went on a date but it didn't really go very well, Greg from trauma, team number 37, what happened? Check this out, dude, had information on us. We're all remember the sky Moe. Yeah, the one that crashed that we raided, the one that Claire was on, we were on the SkyMall. There's video of us on the SkyMall ring ring. Hello. Hello. It was like I saw to his get in the car. Everyone, shut the hell up.
Yeah, break it up. Break it up. You expecting some patients, salty? I think we shouldn't answer it. Well, you don't see much ready to fight? I'm saying, no, but I did get this new gun so let's go. Why are why are you here? I'm too rich to retrieve that guy, what importance? Yeah, that's need-to-know basis. Who needs to know not you that didn't go as I planned. What are you what are you willing to offer for them your life? So you're just going to threaten us to one of those.
I can't have it. This shit. Oh I can fix that. Hi sure you can. I'm sure you can oh I don't like that. It's more creepy. It did make me very uncomfortable. I really wish you would not speak to me like that. We're not on a basis of that level or maybe you can sleep. Is this guy just full of one? Liners or we gonna fight like a bunch of shitty one-liners. And so, I'm going to kill him roll for initiative. It starts weird Bend up. Well, then tell did just get an
upgrade. So they're gonna, they're going to put their hand in front of Iona. Tell them to step back. Step, back, Iona, and bundles, gonna swing that right, leg behind them, and then in front of them, to create the momentum, to do a running. Live off the door frame and shoot the slice and dice out of their left leg right into the person standing in the doorway. All right. Which one is the middle? Why not the big bad? Hey, now, I just hit slice and dice. That's a 13 because that's a
physical attack. This heavily cybertek person takes a step and tries to evade. I don't think do it though. 60m, the first attack, this is it. Whips across the door frame and leaves a scar in line. On the wall, as it flips back into their leg, still getting used to it. I see its brand new. I'm getting used to it. It's melee someone attack again. Right, it does have a rate of fire to so they'll swing their leg back around. So 18, 19. Wow.
That's that's a lot. Hmm. They were 15 getting hit by this filament line. It does 11 damage. And it causes a static shock across their whole body because they have so much cybertek and Tech underneath its plus 2 damage. So that's 13. He scooches sideways. Pushing pushing his cohort aside little shit. I'm small and mighty you prick. Does Mendel. Do anything else on that time? Know that what they? They push. I own it back Ione.
You get pushed back to the back of the room near where the sofa is and the entrance to the lab and it's Raves turn. Come on Rave Sean. What you got? Yeah you don't burn your gum. Yeah, you need one? No, no. What? I'm gonna cry. All right. Cool. Go just slow down for you, you know, spoon shower. It's actually pretty good and points it at one of their henchmen that this guy is coming with and shoot so good. But I did get a grip failed. Are he misses? Remember to wear to fire once?
Oh, fuck me. I guess. Reva slides behind the table. I'll just take cover here. Getting used to new warm. You know, great work, great work. This being in the doorway. That's just been attacked by Vandal. The laceration of this slice and dice leaves a scar across their body and underneath their jacket. You can see, they're sort of bare chest and for the line leaves the scar in their skin, which you see seek back
together. God, this stuff is Piece of shit and he pulls out from his leg, through the skin, a crossbow and the skin re molds around his leg. Many points it at CD. The red one. It may be discussing won't remember anything anyway. We pulled the trigger 14. Oh, dear within 13 yards. You within 12 yards. He's the door. I think. So the tables really big now, and he misses the arrow. Flying past you and sticking the wall. Whoa!
Shit, good thing. I could shoot again and he pulls an arrow out of His arm and the skin folds back over the opening. He creates to do so puts it back in his crossbow. Number 2 and the other Arrow completely movers flying past, you create fail and hits the wall. On the other side of you there are now two arrows on either side of your head, you have really bad aim. Well it's only the first term so time will tell he stays in the doorway pushing the guard ahead
of him towards you do with that. I would like to start with my bonus action first. Go ahead. I like to grab the swivel chair. Next to me and toss it at one liner. I just rolled like brawling for that, or yeah. So yeah, you just rolled a crit success. So you just do what you do my
friend, what happens. So I first thing I do is I look around and the first thing I see is a swivel chair and I just grabbed it and I Chuck it at the guy that's been throwing one-liners at us and and I hit him directly in the yeah. Like right in the front. The hoping that maybe I've been too as well. Oh interesting. All right you knock because that's a crit. You knock the bow out of his hand and you cause 3 damage.
Yeah well fuck that's mine. Naughty naughty then I'm gonna check out my shotgun and take my tee shots. First one at him shit. 17. Yeah that hit clink oh shit really okay I damaged it I don't know if that counts. Okay and then my second shot at the bow. Oh fuck you. Miss the bow hitting a chair instead. It slides back closer towards him. Making it easier. That's me. Damn it. Whoops yeah I run behind you. Here's the next time.
How about, you know, maybe brace yourself against the the back of this chair here or something. Oh wait, wouldn't I just roll with the chair though? Well know, you kind of you kind of place, you know. He's placed on top layer and then get good. It helps you write trust me. You want to show me? All right. It's not my turn yet, but if it were, I do to them, I'll take care of this bundle. Please step aside. Okay. Oh oh. Hurts so bad. I use my inspiration to re-roll.
Yes, you can. I have to going to take away one back? Yep, I didn't like that. Rule 17 with your pistol? Yes. Plus plus 1. So 18. Okay. Plus 18 and cause, wow, that is a terrible damage roll. You will three ones in a six but we still managed to 10 damage that is very shitty. It's, you know, it's a me, I don't roll good. I know it's me and I was 10 damage, ablating, the armor of a you shooting, the Cyber Tech guy or the soldier, the Cyber Tech
guy. Just because I'm I'm offended at the way that he spoke to me and I'd like to be rid of them as soon as I can. They take some damage, take a step back as the bullet hits them in the side. Do you do anything else in your 10? Yes, I'm going to pull the couch in front of me smart. If I don't hop over the couch, help me with this. Okay, nice. I'm bendale climbs over the sofa is you push it into place in a now hiding behind it. Nice. Excellent Phoebe. You're still not in cover though.
So I'm not. I'm just going to go ahead and walk right up to this, so Soldier, who's walking my way and smack them with my baseball bat just smack. Yes, let's see how I do. Yeah, I'm 18. Yeah. I think it's an 18 because of a plus-one. Yeah. Do they dodged my gosh oh, che che use my inspiration to make them re-roll. You want it? Oh interesting. Yeah, I don't like that role. No, no, that's that's actually valid June. Okay, let them real re-roll. Yeah, absolutely worth it.
The soldier for a moment thinks that he rolled a crit and then for some reason, doesn't die instead instead only rolling, it seems to be a 3 going from a A 16 Down to Earth for measly 9. He does indeed get hit by this baseball bat, you smack him hard against the body and he raises his arm and you notice he tries to make something happen with his arm but it's too late and he gets hit 47 damage is really to D6.
Okay yep. Yeah And then I may move slightly in to cover here if I can Ila cozy on up next. And then do I do Joe Rebecca and I'm leaving. Thanks, Wendell, just give me a second, right? I'm gonna snow needs squeeze on. I like the movement to do with that. Just, yeah, that's what he does. That's all just That's okay. Oh crap God. I'm very my fist that one off. Glad you decided to hit me once with a melee attack. You can hit twice the rate of fire to God. Damn it cyberpunk.
I'll take the L on that one. Pulls out his assault rifle and points it at the sofa that you're now behind him. Pulls the trigger, filling it with bullets. Fluff flies. Everywhere was a 12 damage to the sofa, the sofa. Holds but does not have much more left in it. Come on sofa. Great for one shit. He scoots back to Behind the Chair and the table in the center of the room. Yeah. Um, do you need that gun or not? Which one what the one I gave you earlier.
Ask your here. Take it and I throw it over. Nah, I'm just kidding. Hits his leg and out, pops up a pop-up SMG and then point set at, and its really quietly. Just jab just goes, oh shit. And you can see the Desire in his eyes. The Envy with a DVD of 17 that 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 that's seven times for damage because he used auto fire as he points it to the soldier that just shot at the
sofa. This guy gets filled with sometimes That's 20:28, Denton and this Soldier as he's filled with bullets, you can see he's trying to raise his arm to do something but it's not his time yet. Nothing happens and he loses a decent amount of his HP. He seemed taken me as he goes underneath half Health as he steps down, one of the bullets. Go straight through his knee and his whole leg Buckles in half. Its brakes, is like, oh sure, getting in getting him a - for to his move.
The other Soldier points his gun at Norman, from across the room, not using Auto fire, he just shoots missing as the bullets, hail across the room, hitting the bathroom door behind him. Well, lucky And that Soldier takes to step forward to try and get a bit more of a advantageous shot. So what tooth standing there in the middle of this fight. There are bullets going everywhere, it's going
everywhere. Oh yes, this is pretty shit now, I don't really like to get into this kind of stuff but I used to be a badass and he pulls out an assault rifle from a meeting table and points it at the main guy, fuck you. Why is he getting a four? teen, but does Miss Using up a good amount of his Mo. Ah shit. Um, pleased got bullets, don't work in here very well and he runs back to the staff. Only door places his hand on the handle, opens it and steps inside practice and slams.
The door, all of us, all right, here we go. And Jeb like launches himself out from behind the cover of the the two chairs that he's next to and does the somersault and Shoots at the, the soldier as he's trying to make his way over to the rest of the gang behind the now. Swiss-cheesed couch. Nice. 21 and 27, respectively. Nice. Are you shooting the guy who broke his leg? Yeah, the one that is though, I want to, I want to kill somebody, that's my goal in the
app. So the one who ever says, the least amount of Health, that's who I'm trying to finish, broke his leg in front of you, is probably a good show, that's who I was thinking but pink. Case the other one was also, if you were Health I'd go now he's this guy's been hit more so your two shots come to a total of 24 damage and that's a lot of damage you caused so much damage as one bullet rips through his other thigh, not breaking it but distracting him.
As he looks down the other bullet goes through his Temple through a small hole in his helmet. Blasts out the other side, and he slumps to the ground. Dead. God damn, I'm good. This is not going as planned and he looks at his Rest seems like we're running out of time Zoo. One else think this guy can even speak in full sentences or he's just one liners. All the way through no one liner. Well let me try something. Hey one-liner man, what do we call you? I am Walker.
Yep. Yeah that checks out van Del's gonna set them selves up on the back of the couch. With their retro, that gun thing that Jeb was trying to say, it's like this wonderful event outputs, the gun on top of the back of the sofa and aims at this, the one directly in front of the couch aims at Walker, because you now know the name. Oh yeah, Walker. Okay. 22 hitting Walker once
again across their arm. And you see the the injury from the altercation with retro as the front of the arm is a little limp. Looks like one of the supports inside it is broken but the skin is trying to grow over it and now there's like a Jinan his arm. Well, fuck that. Well, he's looking at that Mendel shoots, the other arm for another 13 damage. I played in the armor a bit more. This guy is not doing well. It's rapes turn, unless vendor has a bonus section. No!
Oh, no! No, I have to wait for my turn. Rave pulls out a shotgun. I mean, like this. Give it a shot. Hell yeah, rolling a 15 just enough is aiming at the robot causes 11 damage, a bride's beyond my by a little bits first. Look at that, I hit him square of. Wow, that is that we groan skin thing is very disgusting. Yeah. Yep. I know and Rave sneaks back down behind the table again, going into cover Walker stretches. Now covered in damage and bullet
holes. Lines from the slice and dice looks down at his other Soldier and looks at his other friend, we're running out of time. We're out of here, grabs, the soldier with his left hand, throws him out of the door, Miss Soldier flies out of the room. He then presses his legs into the ground, both of which are completely undamaged and jumps out of the door himself. You see him get into an unmarked
van door opens you see it? A lot of Machinery inside of this van like a serious fucking amount and he looks at you all Aziz goes to slam the door. Shut. Man, fuck that guy. Yeah. Bells is bro, running away from us. Is everyone. Okay, I literally am fine. I'm gonna even get shot. Is the danger gone? Yes. Yeah, it's gone. All right, I'm glad that my auto fight our way but I put bullet holes in the walls. I really will have to call Bob and he'll then they do good work.
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Yeah, let's check out this guy and I'm going to walk up to the Dead one and see if they have anything on them or any identifiers or anything other than the big word, Cavalry and white text across his chest there. Sigma roll. Perception that a close brand, clothing brand you'd have to roll local expert to know. Yeah, there's no way for me to know. He wrote 20 on perception. You find on the body. 150 Eddie's and an assault rifle. Oh, hey, saw teeth.
If you need another one of these, just kidding. I'm going to hold on to it. I would say you did see the The product of my shooting at something. I haven't done it very often lately and I did miss so perhaps you should keep that. Yeah. Phoebe. As you're looking at this gun, you look down. You notice that one of the arms of this guy is a cybertech arm and with your perception of 20.
You see the on Surface implant that's on his forearm is a bulletproof Shield that has a stopping power of 6. Be installed on the outside of an arm, but does require some kind of cyber Tech directly, could it be installed in a baseball bat? Let me see what it's like for shield and, and my bat, maybe. Okay. Have to get someone to help you build that. Okay. Brilliant, so good able to do that. That'd be wild inspiration. That's brilliant. I love you and I already used
one. Well, I don't see much on him. So, well as I'm pulling all these like goodies, I don't see much on him. But I mean, any identifiers of where they might be, who they might be, or where they might be headed, hmm. I would take a pic my tile out and uncover their face snap a selfie of them and then I'm going to text paying and paying anyway, you can like run this to a registry. A of, you know, mug shots or company photos, Personnel, X mercenaries stuff like that.
Oh exactly, give me a call. Hey, Penguins up to get my message. Hi, yes, yeah. Oh yeah, dead dude. Yeah. Try to kill us with another with another guy look, just like them. And this totally badass, dude. That just we can one liners. So For Super Bowl. Yeah, totally. I was entranced, all time, how do you have any idea of like, what we could like push this through to, like, see if we can get like a recognition of, right? Reckon something, you know, pop up. Well, I mean, I can always check
out 46 and me, what's that? It's like 23andMe, but it doesn't think twice. Just been working for everybody. But those are the last three employees are up a cigarette cigarette and Miller Tech cigarette - it sounds familiar. They're a big company in night City and I cannot remember now what they do but you guys. Okay. Yeah, you know what? For the first time we've got into a fight and nobody got hurt. Let me I mean what one person is dead but it's none of it.
Like the core people, so it's cool. That's great. Oh, that's okay. Well, I don't know. It's kind of dead end. That's all I've got on this guy. Mmm-hmm. Okay, you need anything while we're at Santa's know? Any Okay, Venus pick up any groceries before we come back. Okay. Yeah, we're gonna get some simple, I'm for you. Why is Domino? So obsessed with head what we are? There's one line is they're infectious the we've been infected. It was a virus alter the entire
episode. Honestly I'm gonna have to remodel this whole place. Well it was a gunfight here. Yeah. Yeah. Did you shoot me? It's retro is there isn't any need sir? Sorry, I just um have a contract so sorry, right. Good. Well thanks for fighting in my establishment. Again, this is like the third time. He ain't add soy sauce back, we'll do it again. That's sad. And and the first time you just I mean jab you just shot a hole in my ceilin and now I'm I need
a new sofa. So that's nice at good. Well honestly look I didn't want to say it earlier but he's it was kind of a shitty couch to begin. We are so if anything, you just kind of shocking to see to excuse you, oh jab. Yes, excuse you just started the burp. It's not your your style, it was very minimalist and I know that you're kind of like hippie, lots of like beaded curtains and me. No, no, no. Thank you. It was very great but comfortable. But comfortable, exactly.
Definitely below it. Exactly, that's the one good So this so something must have happened. When Chief blank woke up, it triggered something for them to be alerted to come. Pick him up. I wonder if there was a Tracker in the big tube you brought with you. Imagine that kind of allergies to keep an eye on ya or there's a Tracker and chief blank. There's not a Tracker in Chief like I did have to scan his entire body. Okay. I was about to cut a medical professional.
I definitely think about shit like that when you pull someone out of the big tube You check the human for a tag. That is important. Yes, I'm a little embarrassed now because we should know better to start checking for tracking devices. You didn't check the tube for tracking devices, Michael maybe you just create file, didn't know ye that did we did we did investigate the tube. We did shit happens sometimes, he pulls the tube out of the
staff, only area on a dolly. I suppose, you could keep this. You just you don't want the The goo tube while I. It also has a Tracker in it that apparently people come and try and kill you with. So I'd like it out of my establishment please, suppose we can do is like, so let's dump it somewhere, dump it somewhere. Exactly. I mean, in it, you've got two choices, either. Find the I'm assuming tracker in this device because there's not one in Norman or put it somewhere underground.
That would like block the signal. It's 24/7, the oceans were probably shit, just throw it in there, I'll look for the tracker. Well, I'm assuming Thing that you need it for your investigation. But I mean I can also we do operate from a bunker. We could just take it down there. That's right. The other bar is underground 29. Yeah, there it is. You look in one place in this right behind a little flap dam is like just like an apple are tests that I'm so sorry
everybody. I was blinded by the duct tape, that was there. I thought it was Stylistic Choice. How did we miss this? Wait, you're telling me that just duct taped a Tracker to the back of the tube? Pretty much yeah. What? Nobody ever checks duct tape? Okay you just think of it like either they're holding a crack-up like closed door. Yeah, I mean you know, it is kind of like this new underground thing where you just kind of use duct tape to kind of like, Mark out your area.
It's a cool. What? There we go. Oh Wow. The A/V that's one way to solve a problem, right? Yeah. Now we're not being tracked anymore. Yeah. So do we still want to take this thing back with us? This bat, I don't know about taking it back to the bar because I mean I mean, you know, I did do a very why don't you sir, why don't you just take it back to Jeb's apportion? He's some big famous city slicker now, I'm sure I'm sure he has some nice apartment cancer.
Before it money, from the blood racing. Yeah, it's real nice apartment. Where do you live? Jim? Yeah. Where do you lift you up? Yeah. What do you live? Jab hum more? You I live it. I live in Vienna Wyatt oh, damn son. You know the car. It's at a I mean. Yeah, but like maybe it's time. You found someone who's got a spare room, I don't know.
I kind of like mad, you know, Meals on Wheels type of idea, I'm gonna try to convince them because I already offered him once and he was like, no hmm, I'm kind of a minimalist. Guess what did you come outside? I would like you to react to the fact that Vanna White's been rear-ended. Been descended because the van that came in smashed into the back way. Oh fuck. Oh shit, it'll still run but it's just got a indented back. It needs body work. Well now you definitely need an
apartment job. Oh my God, I'm homeless. Well if anything we can just take the tank back to my place. We'll put it in my spare. Her room since you know, sounds gone. So I do make a good point. See So we're not going to take the Pod back to where we have like a we're taking it back to the bunker. Okay. We're taking off the bar, the bunker under the bar bunker about.
Yeah, yeah. Well, the storage rooms underneath the bar where we, where we have all the vending machines, then a white, the Subways. Well, the Sub sub sub-basement, let's get it, nice and gentle, I guess you'll have to find somewhere to live. Well, we get the van repaired. Anybody got a couch a crash. Oh, retro. Yeah. But it's very minimalist. Perfect, that'll do it. And you have back to the bar. And we head back to the bar.
Yes. Yeah, meantime, I'm going over the rules of, but of the apartment of how you're allowed to State sleep on the couch. Nice 01. Don't eat anything. That's tagged with my name or Mama Mallard to don't feed my mom out after midnight. No matter how much they beg in class, you not feed my Mallard after midnight, okay? Three. The sink is full of water. If you can Shop use the tub. Unless it's my Mallory's bath time, then you're not allowed him in there in the first place for have fun.
All right, you heard him slowed? Well, seven and Mama Mallard get along. We'll never know because you're walking into the space with the Pod. Get it into the bunker, Wheeling it out of Vanna White. Oh shit. Vanna White took a beating and there's a few screens is on in the background and you can see various channels that are that are on on the TV's. Just trying to see if there's any more information about any of the business going on but April's on April 9 Amis.
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I'm April Anonymous. And from us here at channel 54, good afternoon, good evening, and good night City. So good. You know, I always love her, she's got such a presence about her, you know, great. Sign out. Yeah, really enjoy. What? I really enjoy their banter with us. I feel like they, I can relate with them. I can certainly feels real turning ice. Trust them. When they tell me the news, You know what they say, go to trust
the media, they do say that. So first of all, that encounter that you had retro made headlines. Oh, well, yeah, that's the story you told us earlier. Well, yeah, we shot them. Oh, well and then secondly, this whole NC space thing those companies. Those are the ones that the dead people. The dead guys working for. And the the one liner is working for ya. I wonder what's, what are they? What are they gonna? What are you really doing? I don't know. I mean, are they really going to
space? I wouldn't be surprised. Hmm, another tech. Yeah. Well, Sorry, I'm spacing out right now. I'm trying to figure your spacing out. Are you so now? It's pretty good. They're all my one-liners. There's one way to find out what's that? I own it. The teams go into space. Next time I know latency everyone, I have made some observations. What's the power of it? What can it do based off of the world? Satcom Network that cigarette? Got ahold of you ever been to spice?
It looks like all three of these are doing a joint venture into space which I just figured the whole thing out. So Domino Let me get this straight. You want to experience real space? You want to you want to be in this kind of plane of existence. It's a very archaic term. But yes it's a lot of just rocks and dirt and a big hole in the ground. Well, it sounds like we have a lot to do. So maybe we need to make a list right now to Silo 74.
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