Last time on no latency. I don't give a fuck. I'm DJ Qualls now, open the doors to million and he's no man. Would they do to you right Jep, catch a sneak up on this like that. I just got a message on my tile that you were going to assassinate somebody. I got a medical emergency, it's gonna be loud. Come on, who the second best. Doc, I know be honest, I kind of really wanted to play it there, just so shy. I will admit they are
attractive, large stuffed zebra. Is going to help us with, but I suppose we can try to win it. It'll boost morale. 5 Eddie's for one game. All right, let me try again. These prices are way better than when I was a kid. Find any entrances. Let us know. Are you sure? It's not just a smoking area that you can't get into a definite possibility. I'm gonna take a closer look. So where shall we check out this Ferris wheel I suppose it's is it operating mean it's tipped over TV? I am moving.
Oh well you never know I mean there could be several parts of it that do move. It could be a cool one that moves around. You mean like one of those like spinning Chambers with all the like, internal gravity one? Yeah, those are scary. I like those ones. Well, if they retrofitted. Yeah, sure. Let's go check it out. This one looks like it's full of bullet holes, though. So that's a thing. Hmm. Yeah, not great. Well, I'm going to investigate. Yeah, this is great.
After a great start everybody. Oh yes, you rolled a Crip fail. As you're looking around the building, there's a door on the front, that faces the path, you've walked up and behind it, is the fallen over Ferris wheel. But as you're looking around, you knock the building. You hear something inside. I think, there might be somebody in here. What did we hear something inside? because it's a crit fail, so that's kind of where that ends Hmm. Okay, we are by all intensive
purposes supposed to be here. We were allowed in. So I if there's somebody in there that I'm fine. So I'm going to just approach it. Hopefully they don't recognize us. Yes, yes, definitely. We met kind of wish they do. I put a lot of work into my DJ characters. Do you guys look inside, I'll pick a side. All right, you crack the door open. It says you peek inside, you see that there are three people in
here. Now, if you want to not be seen by these three people in all the stuff check where you can just walk in, I suppose. It will be selfie. Hmm. Okay. One moment. It also is anyone else looking over the shoulder? I am yes. Okay. Roll perception. Stealth 14, okay? Yes, maybe they don't notice you open the door because they're busy playing some kind of dice or card game on the ground retro. You rolled 20 on stealth, they do not see you at all. All, this will give you an advantage.
I imagine in a minute, the also roll the 15 and the thing. You recognize is the guy standing there. You shot the sniper rifle. So many things, tumbling in my brain right now, be okay. I know we're on a mission and yet there is an urge of a failed mission. That I did not complete. That could be completed now. Things are tumbling. I don't know. There's something wrong with retro. I don't know what's going dickly. I don't, it's like, I don't. I snap my fingers on one side of it. His head.
Are you here with us? Yes, yes. I'm here. I'm gonna back out slowly and close like no, like just try to close the door quietly just, you know like Rush of Blood lust and rage. Rage and anger just washed over me and breathe it out. Just breathe it out. Is everything. Should I shot him before? I did? I did, I didn't kill him if he should have been dead for sure. Who you shot, that son of a bitch that that took Claire.
Like I shot it. You should have been dead but he's not and he one of them was the one that took Claire. Yeah. One of the guys in the truck. Yeah. Okay. So I'll that means we shall at them. Yes. What does that do you think they'll remember that they probably will remember being shot at. Yes. Okay. So it jumps not here, but should we consider a breach and clear? Reaching clear. Oh, and we can tell Jim about it and he'll be proud. He will be very proud. It's also really dark.
Do we want to do like a what do we want to do? I like a free to go or call to a quote-unquote bridge and clear in the load. All lowercase, all leather all leather case you you got it boss. Okay, so like no loud weapons then I mean I think Vivian vendors should probably take this since they have manual weapons. Okay. Have a melee, my baseball bats. Pretty Quiet. My friend, Al gets that big knife. I've got this, I'm going to shovel, oh, a combat shovel.
You do? I'll do yes, I'll take watch. We have any grenades but now that's so loud. No, no, but like a smoke grenade or something. It's just like a man. I have an armor-piercing one. That probably will be loud. It's a bit loud. Yeah, that's probably not for now. I have a flash grenade but that's also logged all so loud. Just we'll just Just go and beat him over the head with the bat.
I got this. Okay. Do we want to do some kind of like distraction or do we just going to fuck him up just bridging clear as my face Bridget. Yeah, I say we just do the mighty flying the that's cool. Okay, I'll be the front. I mean that if that's implied All right, soap going in and some sort of V from formation into this room. You attack these three guys who are playing dice. Yes, with I owner sort of very sneakily, sitting outside kind of gets ticked, and what is it? What did you say?
Keeping watch. You're keeping watch. So in the room are two of the boys and this guy who You've already met at the wreck of the sky. How do you want to surprise these people? I'm going to say you get a little bit of a bonus to stealth because of Retros 20, but you all need to roll stealth including Iona. Oh, we're all stopped again. Yeah, all of you. I want to see where you stack it. When it was a fluke. Now 15. Pretty good. Then Del know the pop the party lights.
Go off and friend else like oh shit. Hi everyone's attention in the room is on vend L know and there are these three guys and they have weapons and they're playing this dice game and they look up a bell. Oh shit. Oh my God! Who the fuck are you? Nice one. Then Del as this person says, who's the fuck are you roles are fucking 18 on this sword? Amazing. Who do they attack the guy in the Hat? Or are they all wearing hats? Apologies.
The that's where person they're going to use their power leg to LEAP to the farthest guy in the room. Oh shit. And just okay. Straight dive lunch. With the, with the big knife. Oh, I love mother fucking roll. Egg roll egg. You got to roll. Like, if you're gonna use the leg, nine roof yowza, that's not good at all. Oh, bad leg. That's not good. The leg is definitely stuck. In party mode.
I'm trying to find evasion. All right, so this guy from 623 and avoid this attack, it's not difficult to jump across. This tiny room. This room is very Very small. So then they'll gets across the room, but lands against the locker and takes a little bit of damage. They take one damage from the locker and then they try and swipe at this guy and Miss, but it's a melee attack. So, they get another exact 18. Yes, very good. The sword goes straight into this guy's chest, that's better.
And then as they pull it out, just Bloods. But everywhere all over the ground. This guy starts to bleed out of his chair. Oh my God. I would like to use my bonus action to call upon my skills from a child playing roller hockey, and she likes the dice and do other faces, okay? Gosh, that is cool as shit. Yes, be creative. You also get inspiration for that because that's neat. I'm going to say shoulder arms because I got to use my shoulders to smack that 17. That's really good.
The dice who you flicking up. Well, I'm already in bloodlust mode for the guy did not kill. So I am I'm automatically on that one. All right, so you're flicking it at Shale. Yeah, roll shovel. I'll do it first just like, I see what happens. Combat shovel 21. Alright GPU. Yeah, you His attack. I'm he that's the first attack, 12 billion the second one and then you're going to tell me how this happens. That's 16.
He's very close. Yes, that it's, let's just see what his vision is because I actually have to roll a vision for these. I just remembered 22 and 24. Okay, so Remy goes in being a powerful word back when he was, teenager runs in just kind of chip shots it. The dice directly into shales face being slam right into his eyeballs. Snake eyes.
Looking right out overhead blow right over the top of the head so you get that good dong noise, but that is also caused Remy to tire out because that's more exercise than Remy typically does. And so Remy just kind of swings wild with the second one, but it's more like a And it's Max against the ground as he rolls away to try and avoid you slightly. This is on a grid. So he stays right there was this hard to breathe?
Yes, I smoke. Okay, so the one that vendela tact is bleeding out, the one that retro tact is still conscious. So I'm going to try to finish him off and knock them unconscious with my baseball bat. I think I will add luck to this. Just to make sure that we actually hit or at least try to. I have six, I'll use these two points, a lock over 15 which hits because again this is a very small space. Yay. Okay so I do oh yes I do not get much shell goes below half Health.
I'd rather for. And you hear one of his lungs, collapse. Goddamn, and he falls to the ground. And now he has a - to, to move and a death penalty save of plus 1. The guy next to him is gonna be pissed off. He's just watched you, like, beat the living crap out of his very, very dear friend. He pulls out this battle. Love on his arm and goes to attack. One of you Bebe, you're in the middle. Back to you. Miss it.
This glove comes clanging to the ground as you dodge the attack and he lifts it up to do another attack. And he tries to hit you once more rolling a to actual real to me smacks it down to the ground. Yes. No mods on that at all. Yeah, none whatsoever. Yeah, I thought you'd said This, you mean you didn't get the chips for it yet? No. These guys don't seem too bright. I have two chips. I could have done it.
Wow, if you just like, oh, do you want me to get those who shall attempts to get up and tries to attack with his pistol? Pulls it out, fires. A shot and tries to shoot retro. Rolling a 17. He hits. You 04:19 damage how much. That's what you get. So he's staying only shoots once. So he is shot and he is chipped. My TV head, he tries to move away, but he just moves up against the wall, the guy Bleeding Out, pulls out this big knife that he has, that's built
into his arm. It's a ripper and he Is to attack the end up rolling a crit. Ouch 20, ouch fendall has to roll 20 or more on a vision to avoid this attack. That's right, we got stuff out here in the Badlands hits Van-Del 48 damage going straight through their shield and tearing into their abdomen. The guy is bleeding from his chest quite profusely, and he tries to attack again. He rolls a 7 then Del goes to
evade rolling. A 13q, the Ripper blade sticks into the ground and reloads back into the guy's arm and clutches his chest. Again walks, then Del takes their short sword out. There's a cool move behind their back and then slices across the front of the guys chest rolling at 26 crit. Oh, that's right. You motherfucker. Did I not say that? Right? Why are you laughing? There's not time. No, I'm tough. Fuck you. And they go to attack again, rolling in 18. This guy tries to evade, he has
like a - to a bunch of stuff. Yes. Except except evasion apparently, and he rolls to the side to try not to die. And he's now on the ground bleeding out, he is way below half Health. Oh, for fuck's sake and as he rolls over Van-Del crushes, his right hand under their foot because I just rolled crushed fingers. That's what you get, you piece of shit, you should have stayed still and get big dead. See I'm tough. I see, I see. Can you see the spindle? Okay, in there.
I'm fucking shit. You sound like, you've been stabbed? I am, I'm gonna be okay. We've got a doctor in the house and it's their turn hungry, right now. See these turn. I thought I implied that with the thing. I just said, I am going to hopefully finish them off. Just shut them up. No maybe not sky on the ground rolls away, you do get two hits because it is a mellow. Well, you're right there. Is that right? Right man, let's go. Let's go and they rolled a 17 on
evasion. Your 18 plus 3, Chris is fantastic. And you clock this guy across the face and fucking knock him out. Come he falls over, you can't come out. And this guy is To the world. He has been knocked out. The other guy is bleeding out. Shale is, he has a collapsed lung. He's leaning up against the wall and he's trying to get his gun ready for another shot. You piece of shit TV motherfucking piece of dumb. Okay, well shit I can see. Retro space is actually
glitching out. It is all kinds of whirligig Caillou but spitting snow. There's like a just so many different. Flavors of glitching going on in his face. I think, maybe Iona has seen this before. I definitely, don't think Mendel or BBS in this retro just runs as hard as he can and punts Shale directly in the face, like trying to allocate punch his head off the body. Oh shit. Okay, roll for that. Holy shit, that's a 23. Yeah, that is 23. That's it. 23.
Damn that's not a crit 2623. Well I rolled a 9. Well, this is Remy special move, I guess. Apparently are you okay. Do you want to kill this man? Yes. If anybody's ever seen wrestling there was this wrestler very legendary. Wrestler named Randy, Orton and REM each just yeah, Remy. Just runs and hunts shelled. Directly in the face. Aiming for the cheek bone cracking, his upper jaw
dislocating. The other part of the jaw pretty much breaking is the entire sinus cavity in with his Boot, and you could just hear a sickening sickening sucking noises. His boot comes back from the Flesh and Remy will wipe his boot on shales jacket shirt. His body falls over weight. Remy we should, we should maybe keep one of them alive and see if they know where Claire is. I can stabilize a little bit Twitchy tail. It's gonna be okay. What do you want?
Do you want to play the hand washing song? Are you okay? And now starts to give you a shoulder rub but what happened? I blocked it out. You killed that guy. No no I didn't do that. That's that's that's fucked up. VB will temporarily stabilized this person just just just enough for them to talk. All right. Where's the girl? The girl. Yeah, she's in the mansion. In there. Yeah. How do we get in? There is a front door. Yeah. And we can't get in through the
front door. Yeah, sale has the key. He's the doorkeeper to not work was that's easy enough and then she did the front door. Shell has the key. All right, roll me a d-10 107, you find an incendiary grenade, and 300, Eddie's what Robins done, any keys? I'm gonna look through shell. I'm shales body. Is the front door key. Well, he said that Claire's in there and this gets them, the front door.
If that's the route we want to take I guess I could have kept them alive to ask more questions, but I don't know. He was annoying me. No, it was cool. We all go really wide and true. We did. Was there anything happening outside? Well, the massacre was going on. I'm Gonna Roll a d-10. That's full-on a tube. So no. Iona, you hear the faint. Echo of the crack of Bones. It sends a shiver up your spine. There's a colder wind that chills through the air and then you hear faintly be be saying
something about getting the key. Are you done in there? I think we're good. We have the key to get in and she's in there. Well then, what are we waiting for? Let's go. Oh shit. I'm on the tile. Night City. If you look at a map of North America, somewhere on the western edge, you'd see an Inky black top with fingers pressing into the side of the continent, that's where you find night City and somewhere in the middle of
that. Inky black dot is a giant smoking hole, like the universe itself, Drew iron and shot straight through the city, radiation turn the sky red, but our story starts a little further, south In a dive bar, the shortstop Welcome to Night City and welcome to cyberpunk edge of Extinction. Infinite sided, dice presents, cyberpunk edge of Extinction, a cyberpunk, read actual play. Watch now at youtube.com slash at infinite, sided dice. Catch you later, Chairman's. All right, slow stay back.
We'll take a look at this. Don't walk over peek out over the edge of the build looking down to just cut out this cage. Who's down there? That's a guy. Smoking a cigarette standing next to a vending machine. Just looking into it to see Luke. Marcel armed, perhaps he's wearing the normal uniform of these guys. Sort of General. Boy look, doesn't look too important. You have a soul was Ray rattray was wearing the same shit. Yeah, so it's hard to say whether wearing that is a Sign
of loyalty or not. It's not, it's not making you. Why don't you want to go down there? That's for some food from this guy. So he says slang flutters down to the outside of the cage. And Taps, the cage I keep an eye through her eyes on my data pad. Huh! What are you doing here? Ooh! Look at you. You look expensive. Careful, baby. God damn. Oh you friendly though? That's cool. Do you recognize this guy looking through? Sloan's eyes?
Nope. No. Okay. He is wearing a tie tie and there's no Atwood says, no other badly tied. There's no other mode of egress in this loan is standing in front of a locked gate and nothing up top. There's a locked door at ground level to get in to this cage but it is locked. There's a big, padlock on it. Like if I only had my friends right now, I wonder what they're doing. Danny p p p.
We have the key to the mansion. You got oh well I guess I'm going down to you and I go. So babe again and I'm gonna run over and I launched myself off the top, the building its shooter. Crap, bro. Ruffle, bro. You're grappling hook. You know, like Batman because Jeb's Batman, I'm Batman now 21. Good enough. Yes, dude. I jobs building you land on the ground. You rolled handgun. 21. Yeah. That's sucking. Nails in.
You land on the ground and I own a you see Jeb land on the ground in front of you with an elegant looking for the AA. And and then our buyer, Joe job. No one's going to do a Fanfare for you. If you could just get down safely and quietly, I don't want Vivi to have to bandage you up. I mean, I was just proud of it and I'm getting a lot better at it. You know, this thing that and I kind of like this thing ain't bad.
It's become one of my favorite shuttle has accidentally shoots It Off. I like to think there's a little Squall on the side. So I go and I go, it was just like a fishing fishing lure or fishing rod, rod. Yeah, it's bull. Whatever. Anyway, is so, we are we going in here or what? We got the key. Yeah, it's fucking get in there, huh? Retro? Almost kicked guy's head off. It was pretty. Brutal. Yeah was I and I don't remember that. How do you not remember?
I I just I just don't remember that. Oh, I remember going in and trying to do that. My cool like hockey shot and then I got shot sort of. And that's what I remember. Asia involved in this fascinating, you are your average row, you were a little slapping around, you know, did you? Back in sight. Are you slapping me? Okay I'm asking for saying I don't want no your loss. All right let's things are weird right now. Little weird energy, very weird energy.
This place is super weird. That's creepy, isn't it? Or some sort of bastardization of my home Crusoe? Yeah, it's like it's pretty creepy, right? Well, you all walk up to the door. It has the big key slot in the middle. Bridging Claire, are we just going in? Well, is there another way in? I don't know. Well, the rain away in from the top tell you that I think we should just go in guns. Blazing or do we create a distraction? A distraction might be good.
Well that's you. Do Jake will fuck. I mean you know they would be more surprised to see Jeb you know, that's fair, I would prefer. They didn't know I was here for as long. As possible. All right Rochambeau, you me Joe. All right. Okay. Three to shoot, fuck like paper. Got him with the scissors. All right. Is that one? Unlock the door, PBS the key. Yeah, lock it. Jim runs around behind. One of these little pillar things to try to stay out of sight for as long as possible. Excellent.
Okay. Stretch Who tips the tumble on tiptoe my life? How I just hope the door for me when you're ready. Okay, hold on. And I tap your belt to turn on your Shield just in case and I open the door, the door is huge, it's Grand and it creaks like a huge big door does as it opens you all. up inside the lobby, it is empty. Okay. Because I mean the build-up is a clarifier. Yeah, it's clear. This is not, there's no one in here. It's just a big room.
There's like there's three pillars and like, six vending machines, and it looks like a one, two, three, four, five doors. Mmm. Well, it's a good thing. We're not collecting vending machines anymore. Yeah, that was a time. All right. Well, I'm still staying hidden. I'm gonna hide behind one of them vending machines. Okay. You think we all should take one of these interior doors? Pretty clear.
I just make sure no one sneaks up behind us, Iona is going to go to the first door on the left and put it here up to it. You put your ear up to the first door on the left and you don't hear anything at all. Can, can I open it? Sure. Stealthily. Nice. I own a year old 20 on stuff. Is this as you come in? Are you talking about the one, the first door on the left as you come in? Okay, you're all 27 on stealth and you creep, open this door.
Some of the best silent moves you have ever made in your entire life. It's empty. It's a bedroom. Okay, I'll go to the other door on the left. Ready the shotgun. Preaching. Clear kick. Open the door. Oh my God. Open the door is unlocked flies open and it's quite far away from the walls with just creaks open and kind of goes. And the room is empty. Okay. It's a bedroom. Well, it's bedroom. I will check the ones on this side and see if they're also empty. Bedrooms.
BB, are you doing the first one on the right? Or the second? I will do the second one on the right. That door is locked. Oh it has an electronic panel next to the door as you head up to it. You notice the doors actually quite different. It's a small secure door and there's a hum coming from behind at all. Hmm, maybe not this room. Well, this room looks like it might be locked. Door is locked. What about the the first one on the right here is that also
locked It is not locked. All right. I'll open that 10 stealthily. Okay. Yes, very good. You rolled 19 plus 84 very quiet. Today, 27 stealthily, open the door at you find a bathroom. Oh, now the thing is you've rolled very high on stealth so she walk in, you hear that. There is someone in here, I like point to everybody gesture, That he might be using the restroom but they might be whomever. It might be what you gotta do. You gotta take a shit? Leave a note and she gestures quietly.
Like no no no there's somebody in there. You seem to pay somebody in their peeing. Get the someone in the bathroom. You're like four feet away from her. I'm sorry, she was, she was using some sort of hand signals. Is that it? Sorry she was to use everybodyís. Sorry. Honey. When they walk out, we just we all jump them. That's the plan who's poor person. He's just gonna die to goes up. Jump this guy. Yeah. Retro a do you want to be ready
with your Shuffle? No, no, no. I don't necessarily think this is a good. I do know. I walk into the bedroom and I take a pillowcase off of the painting. Oh God. That's brilliant. Love that. I only you grab this pillow. In this moment. I tell you get inspiration because that's brilliant. Thank you. Thank you. I just took the pillowcase off of it, but it will throw this over their head and are we are sorry, are we still supposed to be whispering?
I think so, because they're by think they're pooping. I hope it's allowed. Boop, don't lose your podcast. God, that's perfect. Great podcasting, wonderful. Vivi, here you go. Here's instead of jumping them, put this over their head, smother them. No, I will stand by It's not fun, it's not stand by with the pillow, just in case they start making noise. And wasn't can swap it live? And then I are we gonna drag him into the bedroom? And be like, tell us everything.
Perfect. Exactly, yes, that wasn't part of my plan. So thank you for continuing it at that. Perfect really clean out my own. We make, I grab the pillow case and prepare to throw it over their head. As soon as they exit the stall, you hear a toilet flush. I hope by action. You hear the toilet flush? And this is this just guy going for a shit and keep you here him like, you know, used toilet papers and many tons on the day. He's nice clean but whole machine. Wait who said that?
I go and I just grabbed the TV and I need you to roll pillow case. Uh-huh. What do I roll for this brawling brawling. That sounds right. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. It's a key roles of 14 and Dodges. The thing about melee attacks though, she get to the say oh there it is. Yeah, he tries to dodge but his hands are still wet me. Tries to grab the stolen, it slides and you shove this pillowcase over the top of him. And he is now trapped in this pillowcase, not for long because
it's a pillowcase. What are you gonna do? I got him. And I like shove the body to Jeb it's just headed towards tactical shovel. No, 23, just exploded. Exploded. And this guy goes, and you knock him out and he falls to the ground as a 23. And now, there is an unconscious Westwind pack mooc lying on the ground of this bathroom. In this mansion in the Badlands. All right, y'all recognize this guy. No, go take the pillowcase off. Okay, I think it's okay. Stop, directness.
He has a massive black eye, but no, woo, did. They, they must have gotten rid of most of the original West Winters. Where are they? They did that thing to raise. Well yeah, I just thought maybe he had Lex said something. You know, was like, I don't agree with this new form of leadership and then they took his arm off, chained? To a wall, seemed to be what shell was implying. When he said that stuff we were, is this a normal thing for Nomads, to if you speak up and
her voted down? You are chained to a wall? No, I absolutely know that is not normal whatsoever. Sir, I just thought maybe that had been the case considering he was a good guy. He knew his left from his rat. I just well now he's only got a last but you know, up until recently he had a pretty good head on his shoulders. And I just thought maybe he had been punished for speaking up against what he is clearly a basque ization of our culture. It definitely feels like he was punished.
Because his arm was chained to a pole. Yeah but where's I'm just everybody else. Well we didn't check the barracks so they might be asleep and then you know, there's still another two doors in the hallway. We haven't checked. There's true. If you did you say that one of them was locked? Yeah. The one right next door. It looks like it was a locked with a panel. Oh well. Remy, that's all up to you. Okay Remmy oh good. Hey, not too bad. It's a, it's an older model.
So it should be simple, I guess 20. Yes, the door was a DV 18 door, slides open. And inside is a generator that is way. Way bigger than this place needs retro. Sounds good. Oh my God, look at the size of those valves. Next time are no latency. Wow, it's a very Hefty generator, he's not himself today. Oh my God, there's a GFCI replicator. Why would they need something like that? I'm definitely gonna go hit up that computer and see what I can learn.
We should check out Jeb with the person with the guy. All right there buddy. No no, listen there. Listen there, I'm on. Need a little bit of information, your style job. Did you just tell him your name? Jeb, did you just say the thing you said? To say, I ought to thank you. That one's on me. We just started talking you, I really started to connect with this guy. For some reason, grab a pillow. You all shoot them in the back of the head while they're looking at me. Is it clobberin time?
Last time I was there, there was only a single person if DJ Qualls comes in the main door, and we all come in the second door. I think the plan might work. So what else can you tell me about this wonderful compound that you've got here? Thank you for joining us on our adventure once again here at no latency.
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