Before season two begins. It's a no latency blooper reel. Last time you hacked in on Remy? No, no, it's been about an hour spin. It's been 48 seconds in. We have not recorded a goddamn thing. I'll spin, I'm sorry. I can't be angry with you because it is good content. That's why I'm just like, I'm just so funny. So goddamn funny. Poopy dicks and butts an excellent stuff, and now we're ready. And now we're ready. Worried already before that, you have to, you have to open.
Never recording being an ass hat. So after you have yes it's all part of the casting with me for three years, Kendall, I think you would know the tradition by now, so it's not tradition. I imagine is some sort of Witchcraft it is. It's more of a it's not a compulsion at this point, right? Why shouldn't we get into witchcraft their retro? Because it's almost Halloween and I was Halloween. Yeah, one time is over. How are you? Hey, of release. Oh, Iona did not say poo, poo, pee pee dicks.
And butts. that was not something that I own a said, but it's, but if you would like a clip of Ayanna saying, poo poo, pee pee dicks, and butts, Poopy Dixon but Sheree also. Now where else is it? Is it going to be dicks and butts in pots or did Sandy B and it's like in and outs and but, hmm, it's up to interpretation. Yeah. Because who doesn't like, you know, a good anal explanation. Something I can we get some poopy dicks and butts, and character, please? Poo poo, Petey Dixon, butts,
poo, poo, pee, pee decks. And and but I guess, I don't know. I don't know where Asano I refuse. Should we get you some thoughts? Thank you for, and I'll thank you. Thank you for going along with the peer pressure. Did every single the test every single NPC. Could you do every single NPC say, we can we get a Steve Yes, yes, PP dicks, and butts, and a tuna, and tuna, Pope OPP, dicks and butts. The guy that we get our ammo and stuff from all right, poopy dicks and butts and then the
sign. Thrower, what's his name? Oh yeah PP Dixon Bots. Hi. I think those are all of our like another. Like you do I annoy? Yeah. Oh yes. You did pull. And the peepee in the bottom stock pots. And stranger missing. All right, I'll poopy dicks and butts now it's a collector. Yes, hello poopy. Dixon box. Okay, now it's Ted. Oh yes. Pull pull PP, Dixon bucks. Great. That's all of us in creeping thing and about being liked Wait, we turn on the podcast.
Okay, ping, please poopy Dixon Butts. Oh, can we get one from? Um, 909 but also lady friend. No, oh yeah. Joy dicks and butts know who Peter Jackson? Who is the guy that we're saving? What's his name Domino? Can we go on from Donna? This is - no latency. Can we get one from the evil AI as well? Guard. Guard. Yeah, it's about us. I don't. Yeah, I can't think of anybody else. I think you did Hilda. Welcome poop OPP. Dixon Bots. Bang bang. Okay. Now I love them.
That all these, this is going to be great. I just need to point out that those were all pulled out of your fucking ass because they you have to know Owen, you're fucking NPCs is incredible. Well, thank you. Yeah. No, that was really, really good. What's really good? The fact that you were like, oh yes, this is exactly what that person sounds like. I was like, yeah, how I do remember what my character sounds like I had to go back and
listen to the podcast today. Yeah, well, I mean, I love the characters that we've all put together and like they wouldn't be their characters, they are, if it weren't for you lot, like it's half your reason, you know, Obviously, yeah, you're right. It's all us. Yeah, you deserve nothing. Let's move on. This is me being a twat night in a recording booth like in weight. Is that different than what we do now? Try to laugh. All right, well, that's five
minutes of bollocks. Sure, we start a podcast. It's I could be the one that says ppb parts and poops PP repeat after me, everyone. Okay, everyone PP. No poo poo. Poo poo, dicks in this. But Danny, yeah, but you sure It's peepee poo-poo Dyson. But like, you know, you know, like in and out. My butt's little Dusty. Oh yeah, I've got Michael leg. Spring noise. Boy don't don't. Don't don't. What say sorry to Future binary. We're here, we'll present, we just open the door.
It's a duck inside of the in decide this train. I'm I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna say sorry to Future by any I'm going to just just flip him off right now and then you can. Remember at this moment when you're listening to it that I flipped you off twice. That's that's not the ants baby. Yeah. Counts as one. Oh, I've had some more success with experiment 34C. Or one in six. I've had some sip your morning later. Yeah, boy. Why would we may be recording a podcast?
We're all trying. I couldn't pptx in boats. Oh no. They're speaking your native tongue. I got a I got a written for just now. The man in the tube downstairs is a clone. What end of episode, two? Ellie for that motherfucker. What are you talking about? It's fun out of out of enjoy, dramatic music. Like a, like a, like a telenovela. Let me great musical stings. Yeah, totally agree. No, we can do this this one, this episode's, a radio drama. Every episodes of radio drama. I'm gonna die.
What the fuck are you talking about it? Shut off an arm of his penis. I chop off his arm, his happiness, sweetness large, and in charge. I'm so sorry. It's my fat Glock gets in the way all the time. Three guys come in come in what? Was very good. Thanks just kidding. Oh I'm sorry. I'm distracting your planning. I'm sort of a bitch right now or I don't know. Whatever. What? But he takes a hit to his foot and him got fuck-all. That's a steep hill. My good man.
Sent to be sensitive fingers. I will. I'm mad about Pokemon. I will take it out on you, poopy dicks and butts OPP. Fucking Pokemon shit in your mouth. Almost Shoujo, my titties. Whoa. Hey, no, latency listeners, it's spoon. I play Jeb here on the show and I've got a special announcement that you guys are going to love because who doesn't love free stuff, binary and I have been hard at work on another actual play podcast that you can listen to right now on your favorite podcast app.
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studio audience. Join Sano and retro. The oddest couple in night City exclusively on our patreon at patreon.com forward, slash late, see why the fuck is my bed made? The microwave isn't working can you talk to it? What will these two get up to next? I don't know why you keep sticking your Finger in that part. That's not a bowling ball. Oh God. That's the end of the episode to shoot it still. It's been, it's been a minute and a half since I said that this every minute and a half.
Yeah, why's 21 and a clit. Oh my God, content is that? Oh yeah, no that's that's Prime. Blooper content. Group was with super Popular. By the way, high engagement on that shit. You guys ready to get spoopy is going to do something here? I know. But if he is it's too severe. The plan for him to be doing something that's true. So I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm getting some really nostalgic Vibes.
Right now of what, this reminds me of a really, really old movie back on the big screen TVs, what the Matrix? That's the 11. All right. Well, I'm a first of all, out of character. I'm what the fuck, how did you fucking pull back? 100% as soon as soon as you said I'm getting nostalgic feeling about this, I was like, boom Matrix. Yeah. Cuz it's six colors in the security in the front with an elevator in the back. Exactly fucking setup. Is basically everything.
What are you talking about? It's an extremely iconic scene from The Matrix. All right, well, I guess I haven't seen The Matrix since it came out. So, is there anybody? Here, let me bring my microphone back up to my face for purple, VP picks. And but I set up looking as in Slaps fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you slap slap. This is a question. What's the hip points for those half Shields? Fifty fifty each. Yes. So technically, I have 100 because I have two great. That's what I think you fully
charge them before you left. So yes, we did. I said everybody with a half Shield house. 50 perception puts tension once and off. Yes. Okay, sorry, I thought some terrible for the recording. Yes, you do like, you know me, my name is binary dragon and I have a lot of lisp Moments for the blooper reel that you create, they're just fat. And I like I said earlier, I'm
really funny. There are no one else is literally literally, no one else on this podcast is it's funny little dressing on the side for the right. Ami Ami. I am the steak and you are Jeff but Cato's Part of a balanced diet. I was going to sing mushrooms. Why? You felt a little bit more substantial? I'm not adding butter. Fuck is what we talk to you anyway. Okay, so I will just that go, no, go go. And it looks like the next car it's gonna be a doozy but a wild ride.
Let me just also I'll take it. I'll take that one. Like all right. So before we get out of anyway I do do we just storm in this time? I'll let the good. What's up? Boo. Boo the podcast please. Hi I'm Jade. I'd like to take you back a little bit. You might be wondering how I got here. I'm gonna make that face into this camera. You won't be there, Jade, but I will make it into this case. One more time, it looks like this room is going to be a doozy or our Aliaga take.
Take take three. It looks good. No, I don't need your directions. Looks like this room might be a doozy. Squealing. Well, they're inside so mask mandate says they probably have masks on Those are topical joke. Let's move past it. Thank you so much. Someone's getting me home. Wait, that's me. It might giving yourself a Hummer I see. All right. Yeah, that's right. I have to record this late at night. I don't know what to do and tell me if it's an animal, it's
partially sexual. They took a lot of Zelda. All right I'm trying to keep it some dude I just saw that alcohol exposed. Hey man that flush you were eating was pretty damn tasty. It's all the lag, so much lag 0. This is how yeah. Monster truck rally. I'm glad I was muted for that because I think I would have gotten a lot of shit. Whatever you say, I said, I said salt and pepper the pig sounds. You'd rather not all right, here we go. Here we go, here we go, here we go again. Hold on.
What was that? It's good podcast. Thanks, I was trying to say things but then both of those Loops of this kid is so much said by other people. Totally fine. I just get in there. Quick enough rambling again and then there's another train whistle. No God. Oh God, this is clearly a charismatic impact. Actually don't know what that is, but I did you say screw or something? No, no smooch. Oh, I thought you said, queer. Wicked screw something. He's not that he's not that good.
Excuse me. This is a, this is a Christian Minecraft server seems wife. Sure. Windows Movie Maker. Co-star, cut the I said, smooch smooch something. Okay, let me, let me this is I was not expecting a role that I don't know why we are playing a role playing game. This is I guess, and just to peep on the curtain. Everything Joy has ever done with you. Emotionally has been a dice roll, I believe it. I have never chosen the thing because every time you've rubbed badly.
So, just how do you feel about past? Was that a word that I just don't know or Lord I know either. I don't think I was like okay cool, binary code on it. Okay, great back in back in howdy howdy Dowdy. That's let me try that one. Again tries to bring you if you will tries to brain. Your brain is also a euphemism for fellatio. But you put your shield on Earth, so you're sure.
Oh man, what happened? Poopy diction but I'm sorry, I was just taking an interest in my in my friend's life I guess I'll text you. Whoo, baby. Dicks and butts. Yeah, fuck, you know it's persuasion personal grooming that's not it perception. At the very top of the very first column, huh? Thank you. It's very helpful. I appreciate that Nikolai please. Remove your ass from my face nikolai's. My cat listeners, you probably already knew that.
Where is resist torture drugs? Why do I lose the so that one? I know that one's the top. Gotta keep em separated. Can we go the Badlands? You are the worst that was really loud and bad pod casting. All right, you had downstairs into the basement? There's another map. I didn't think there'd be another map. Skip Skip, Skip Skip Skip. Skip. Skip Skip. There's a party. Classic two health bars. Thank you so much for joining us
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