Last time a no latency, they are not zombies. Zombies aren't a real thing. They're not Undead. Would you two shut up? Are you gonna do this job or you gonna leave? Because the elevators over there, I guess after it won't against, I got it. I got a reboot and I'll just looks right at the feet of the base, right? Next to the flammable material. Hello, hello. Hello.
Hello. Look into a room and there's a big like whiteboard digital thing that has topical applications and creams written on it and a bunch of Stuff like formulas and math and some drawings of pill sizes, things like that. And the other side of the room taking up most of the space is flesh arm sticking out the wall. It's crawled up and grown itself into the space.
It's fused with the back side of the room sticking out, the middle is about a third of a golden body, the face of a Steve, I pull out my pistol and I shoot it. Stop Taco because 11 damage and the body falls to the ground. On the left hand side, a slightly different Steve face looks up. Oh my God. I want console, fuck missing the bottom half of his jaw. I'm so fucking tired of these and I shoot the other one. You hit it and you blow off the rest of its head and it cleans
the side. A gold arm starts to wave on the other side like it calling for help with its physical movement. You here at crackle as the bones done aligned properly anymore. That's fine as long as it's not asking me for anything. So do I know how Steve's got down here using a little bit of deduction? It's likely, they signed up for the medical tests to make money awful. There's a third. One is moving, but it's not making any noise because it doesn't seem to have a mouth,
but it's looking around. With its eyes. I'm not worried about that one in this room. Is there anything any information? Anything of use to me? There's a vat that says b lotion on it. Sitting on the desk. We're going to leave that where it is. Nothing else in here. There is a flamethrower. Who left this in here. And I pick it up when I throw the backpack over. My shoulder.
Looks cool. I know, I saw a flamethrower and I, the first thing I thought was, how cool will I look walking through here with a flamethrower? Look at me, look at me. I was posed. I pretend I pretended to turn it on. I'm not going to turn it on because I don't want to waste any people, but look at me. Don't I look cool? I don't know. You look very cool. Oh yes. You were shooting.
Do you need help? No. Do you remember the Steve's issue that we've been having no hear a muffled noise from inside the flesh? I feel like I've explained it before that. There was this gold boy, he doesn't like us, he's dead. There are clones of him. I assume some of his clones have signed up for this program and they were in here incapacitated, but still alive. So I put them out of their misery. I remember the crazy Golden man that we killed. Yes, there it was more of that.
So I do monetize, those ones. Do you have remorse for what? The transpired here or not here? Hmm. No, these people signed the contract patients who don't return their families are being compensated. I much. There's another full payment. Yeah, they it beginning. Its they're signing. Their signing do is given to them immediately and then upon completion or do monetization. The rest is given to family and if no family is available, it's given to us.
I suppose that's fair, isn't it? It is boy. Is that fair? I signed up for something just like this. Iona, you dead. Now. What exactly is mine compensation going to go? Considering I got no family. You're just gonna hold on to it steady. It is absorbed back into bio Technica. And what is, what would you say is the possibility for me to turn into one of these Abominations? You know, the formula that we are working on has come a long
way since this facility? Like I said earlier, it's possible that you'll be put into a facility that he's the one you make me awfully nervous. The AI tends to Iona hovers down and says I do have one question. Yes nine. I was meant to be serviced and inspected by one of your assistants record show Dash. Like, I could show you where is employee Dash. Communication at this Skillet facility has been out of commission for a prolonged period of time. Time time for Dash is also out
of commission. I'm sure that we could have Remy. Look at you. Perhaps do an update if needed but I feel like that is in the previous basement level, is it? Don't II Corps is in the lowest part of this facility to facility. All right, well when we get Dumber will do an update on you. How does that sound? Thanks are very helpful. They are so she come back into the elevator chamber between the
two large rooms. You notice a few things one that the floor really is covered in this stuff and it's spread and it's not just come from experimental. Ocean. It's kind of in the walls now and it's a lot more around the Elevator Shaft door and around the ground. It looks like it's going to get thicker the further you go down. No one's looked inside a volunteer processing. It there may be something in
there, we don't know. Well, I mean if that other room is clear, I guess I'll go to the only other one that we haven't gotten yet. I volunteer processing. Yes, I will volunteer to go in. All right, you pull the door aside and then sort of pieces of what you just right there. Some scorched stuff across the walls and it's a hugely long room. It big, there's lots of Cages on the walls, most of them have been blown out.
There's pieces of bodies all over the floor and as you get closer into the room in the distance, you can hear a whimpering. If you come near to the end of the room there in the corner, standing on top of a locker. Missing a shoe. It's Trevor. Go ahead and follow. He's looking at half of a creature on the ground. So just the top half of one of the Abominations this just sort of clawing at the locker unable to get him but his whimpering is causing it to shake a little
bit. And if he's not careful, he's gonna fall and get eaten. Well, looks like we found your friend there. Yeah, no. I mean, this guy really worth saving owner. Everything smells. So I'm just wondering because he the right. Who controls, who controls the lease agreement? Once this little misters out of the picture, I'll just say this. I ain't happy. Let It Go. Like, there's that one, like small Jiminy Cricket thing inside me that says, like, I
can't just let him die. You got like, 10 seconds. I'll shoot the damn thing. You miss the monster. However pays no attention to you. You want to try again that fuck? I tried. I'll give it a shot. Look if it's if it's important enough for you, I gave it a mile. Give it a shot out here with my grandpa's, cool 45s. So, you just rolled a 35, tell me the amazingly cool way that your bullets. Save Travis life.
This thing does have a head in some capacity and well, look, if I've learned anything from these zombies Abominations would have you whatever you want to call. You take a few you take a few 45 straight to the Dome man. Well, that's the India. I don't care what kind of afterlife, your lid, the bullets go off the Ricochet. The body gets split into the locker comes down. Locking the Beast into it, like a coffin and Trevor's, now just sitting on it.
Like it's a bench and breathing quite heavily and it'll little bit of shock. You know, rent prices have really skyrocketed ever nice, wouldn't you say? He looks at UGA. But she's straight in the eye and says, really good shot. That was really cool. I know why are we talking about rim? That's humans everywhere. Why is that person wearing a flamethrower? What is happening? Oh, come on down, come on. Stop it to my arms. Come O pretty good for me. I don't really want to touch
anyone. This place is disgusting as I pull genocide like look it seems like he's definitely gone through quite a traumatic experience. I guess he completely forgot about you pulling a gun on him earlier to help us, go ahead and put that vending machine up. So this works in our favor. Yeah, tend to, I guess I have one of them faces, I guess there are a lot of completely forgettable extremely. So, what are you doing in there? Well, apparently, we just found a Survivor Survivor neutralized
demonetized currently right now. Really, and everyone in here, has been contaminated. They need to go We got some sort of test in this practice. It's really cute. Let's play Within the field of give you the president's promise. The way that this person is talking leads me to believe that they have been in here for a long road really well. So, I think it's gonna be okay,
please. Save my life Sano walks in, with his samurai sword out and walks toward the first place there Chuck. How long where did you come from? Who are you Rose? How true? The vending machine? That's a felony. And then I tried to get me and I run away, I almost Miss Sherry room, he seemed too much. Go ahead, son. There's a small place, both hands on it. Aim towards the neck. Mmm-hmm now hold on, and I place a hand, I place the hand on Santa now. Hold on hold on.
You tell you tell me. You tell me I own a data that this man's infected for being down here? For? What? How long have we been down here? No he hasn't been infected. I pull out my gun and I shoot him. Oh God. I rolled a four eye cream and he Clips across him. You in critical fail. You just miss critical. That would be a negative your other for right you miss it grazes passes here and you take a small bit of his era I do. A setup.
Jeb just goes now hold on I think we could all got because head off and that ends up being Trevor's last words. I'm actually bind His head rolls on the ground and his body falls over. Well, Remy. At least you don't have to worry about him, no more. I mean. I mean, technically I didn't have to worry about him because he's my ex landlord a hatch ride buddies, right? Really is. It's landlord. This is what, what? I'm so sorry. Why is he down here?
I understand it tangent. Ali, I mean, look, we ran into him while we were in up there, right? If you just use in the scrapyard, I don't know why. And I was honestly kind of annoyed because he thought we were all buddy-buddy after throw my shit out on the street. Man, I mean, well, at this point, I think he was his life was hanging on by a thread. They were so many times that he came out on top that he really shouldn't have that. It's a miracle. He lasted this long.
Yeah, I mean, I feel bad a little bit, just because I kind of knew him, but I don't know and we end up as laughs just Kill them. There's no we in this. I know that. Like I also don't want to be held accountable for that. Now don't get me wrong. I definitely didn't save him but I also didn't kill him. Listen, technically, just save him but Kevin that was here, listen to me. We aren't down here. All right, you're not going to know what.
No Remy. Listen, I will if I have to raise my samurai sword and look to I am No, no, no. Thank you though. We are not down here. You don't know what this place is or why we're here. I am allowing you to scavenge for whatever you need in return for you, helping me with this problem. But once we leave this place, we were never here. And Trevor, never existed. Well, he definitely doesn't exist now. All right, so I'm just going to take a look around. It's time to move out.
Trying to get out of here. Maybe I'll maybe Jeb will be able to find something to as useful as he did last time. 9. If I are you still here? Yeah. So is the blockage in the elevator from this point down gets thicker the further down. You get get, get, get get Do we want to use the flamethrower? Sounds like a good idea and I make the cool. I make a cool pose. I'm sorry. This thing really, it does something to me. You know, what technology does that I own and what you owe me a d-10?
You rolled an eight and you notice next to your thumb. There's a little button that says csb. It's only function is it doesn't waste fuel but it does stand for cool. Show off button. It's the it's the equivalent of turning on the sales mode on your TV. Exactly. I press it. A beautiful plume of fire bursts out of the top and that you swear, you're here just a subtle guitar, riff Damn. I own that looks sweet. It felt sweet. Now I honored we need to get rid
of the carpet. We need to burn that up or is that not really poured? So neutralizing and to monetizing what we find down here, we don't have to do it to everything because once we get down to the bottom, We're going to get the cards and then we leave and that will destroy everything. So just whatever is in our way. I got you. So we only really need to clear a path to get down to the bottom in order to press the big red button. Exactly. All right. Well, in that case, let's get
back to the elevator. Shall we rummy? Yes, I'm sorry that I threatened you But I will kill you. Could you take a look at this and tell me what else it does? And if it will work. Alright, true proud Noble. Take a look at it once. Let's see what it is. Hmm, okay so I will explain. So it looks like this particular one has been fitted to not be a continuous stream for a flamethrower, but one big massive Fireball and you got like two shots with it, but it's got a recycle tank built in.
So that way you can always Constantly have infinite showing off. As well as keeping green, the see us the CSP, but it looks like you got about two shots where the fuel in this thing of, like, a really big Fireball, like something. Take out that big thing. How did we take out that big thing? Anyways, I missed that. Well, I dragged your dumb ass into the elevator and Jeb ago had it was your Shining Moment.
Well, I don't mean to brag or nothing but I believe it was Sam. I know that through the rat, the I believe it was our ninja friend here that through my the, the East good God. All right, the samurai that through the the combustible liquid over there and well, I just set it off with a well-placed grenade and a, well, if I do say so, meself a bull's-eye was shot. It was impressive. What a colorful story. Jeb, thank you so much. Well, thank you.
And you're welcome. sorry, I missed it and I'm sorry you had to drag my Rebooting body back to the safety of the elevator. You're welcome. I don't know what happened. They just all of a sudden just real Well you started playing a song very loudly, it's true. Oh no, not last long. I was listening to that one. It was quite embarrassing. We all had a good laugh while you were finishing your reboot. Very embarrassed Must ALL chick for me. Okay. Before you leave the room, some
people wanted to look around. Iona, please roll bureaucracy and Sun. Oh, did you want to do anything in here? I will bow. And give my respects to this man, but other than that, I will patiently. Wait respect to put your sword away. Yes, I'm assuming you clean it first. Yes, I clean the blood off.
Very cool like on my sleeve. My shirt and then put it away questions Sano with the one that can heat up if you were to turn that on. Well, that just like make the evaporate the blood all together. They're like a no fuss. No muss kind of deal. I am not sure. I have not tried. I just remember that. You had a burning blade at some point. I do that is not the one I am using. I have a burning blade in my sheath and my regular Katana in my arm.
Yeah, your old, a full team. Mmm, you find a pile of discarded, some completely Ting. Cybernetic body parts and implants all spare parts. Ripped out on ceremoniously, from bodies. Some by what seems to be other Abominations, and some by medical staff because you can see incisions. Okay. But they've already been removed. I don't need to remove them. You don't need to remove them. They're a little gross but that, you know, parts, that's okay,
I'm more squeamish. When I actually have to be the one operating on the body. So and you find an extension clip for a Get heavy pistol. Okay. Jeb, you rolled an 18 and you find a hidden. Bio protection suit. You find a cache of ammo to pretty much fit, everyone's to replenish if you needed it and you find a large expensive battery. Got a really good one folks looks like we've got ourselves a fancy battery over here. Now Remy. Can you You take a look at this. That's good for anything.
Yeah, I do. Use my knowledge on electricity, to figure it out. It's a large expensive battery. It's got lots of Cycles left on it. It could easily power, Vanna White. It could easily power the entire of no latency for an afternoon about eight hours. Even if it was about half full, it's a really good battery. It's relatively Right. It'll be kind of clunky to carry around but it's worth a lot of money. What about that?
One part that I found that made things easier to lift without make it easier to like clunky but like easier to move around. Then will you be able to carry it? Well in hand with ease and you'd be able to leave it floating for a short period of time before it would slowly drift to the ground. Yeah, using on that. Then cool. Romeo. Detents on a don't. Fuck it up. Great. All right with my luck. We'll see. Three. You don't fuck it up but it does cause a little bit of drag.
So you're gonna have to be at the back of the group as you bring it along. That's fine. I'm rather does it does you didn't really get any speed benefit? Iona, you wrote 16 on bureaucracy and you notice that next to the door, one of the scientists that you were introduced to when you came to visit this facility when it was in a slightly more working order situation. The other thing you do see is
one of the keys is top pocket. There's a red piece of Nano plastic the few filaments in it, and it's one of the keys for the cad system. There's one other one, and you, you need three, you actually have one. It's Part of your responsibility as the executive for this project, one was with a scientist on site and one gets kept in the kids room. Great, I'll grab it. Did I not find anything on Trevor's body? Trevor had about 400 Eddie's is apartment key and the keys to
his vehicle. I don't know if. I'll leave his apartment key, but I'm taking my rent money back from him. And then I'm gonna take his vehicle to cover the rest of it bastard. Andy, leave his knife. No, I'll take the knife to go just a mock Santa, but it says, Trevor on the handle, I can fix that later. Well, asano there. We're not going to be able to clear the path through the elevator, because the very cool flamethrower. I do my little ass off button. Very cool, really.
Only contains two like big powerful blasts and I don't know that a that's going to be effective. Or be useful. How do you suggest we get down to the lower levels and Nine. Yeah. How's it going? You look how cool with that on your back. This is a tank downstairs and animals. Oh, wonderful. Thank you for that information. That's blue, it wasn't great. Color is no. Blue green, green. What you want? Sorry, I apologize. How may I help you? So the elevator is blocked.
Do you have a blueprint of the duct system? I do that open to the deck system. No, I also have a question. This of course would building is still built a somewhat Regulation Code, I would believe write this shit that protocol. This building is a complete Eat isolated Splendor and getting an emergency, it can be crushed to a pancake and then we detonate an explosion. Well, I don't see why you didn't do that before. But okay, Clay is executive approval.
You told me, you don't have a fire escape system, the fire escape system and the HVAC system have been combined in order to save costs, Ava. Exit from the station will require walking through the vent system. They? Big fan rotates, it goes round and round and round and my mucus. So like I said, couldn't afford stairs. There are stairs stairs, all the way up. You know, you can go two directions on a set of stairs.
Yes, but it takes a long time to go all the way down to the bottom of basement floor on stairs. Fair enough. I mean, and there isn't anything cool for you to collect on the stairs? I'm just saying if the elevator is blocked, love it. Yes, that's why I had nine. Give us the blueprints to the HVAC system. Thank you. Thank you so much. I'm so glad you finally caught up with us. Thank you. Do you need another reboot? It set? Yeah, yeah sort of sounds like alright roboball where the hell
is this HVAC system? Anyway I'm looking to get this job done. We've done a lot of talc in it, not a lot of Pancakes. Mission experimental application has an HVAC entrance. You can use to get downstairs. All right. Well you could just, you know, Fill the Elevator Shaft with flames. Wait, you're we can, we can you're telling me that we can start a fire in the Elevator Shaft, and then it will take us to the, the 8tracks has been around for a long time, hi9,
please? Mute, I will take care of it from here. No, Jeb. What 9 is saying is that if we burn the carpet out of the Elevator Shaft? Aft, we can get down that way. Or we can take the stairs. Iona, let me see that. I see that big ol flame. Thrower yours. Go ahead here, put it on. Also, I'm going I'm being nice to you, Jeb this button right here. That's the cool show off button. And would you look at that? It's even labeled. Go ahead, press it. Jeff, will you roll me a d-10? Yes sir.
I feel like every time this button is pressed like more sexy women on top of car, hoods appear. Yes, and guitar, riffs, and and and motorcycles for sex. And it looks like the opening title sequence to a James Bond movie role of, for this ends up looking really cool. So, the show off button, blows a huge flame all over the place, and it actually goes over your, like, through your head, but you don't get burned. But it doesn't actually hurt you. You send you a little bit of
your hair. You actually still feel really cool somehow. All right, let's get over here, let's burn this carpet. Yeah, I'm gonna go over rat step right into that Elevator, Shaft, find the most. Optimal way to burn the shit out of it. I'm gonna let her rip. Oh, well, first we should send the elevator back up to level two to clear it.
So we're not just pointing it directly into the elevator that way, you clear the shaft, so you have a visible path down, I'm just going to send it up. You send the elevator up. And the elevator door closes in front of in front of Jeb. I will stick out my hand and stop it. I'm so mad. I haven't, that's neat. Yeah, sure, cool. That's cool. Got go ahead. Jim. I'll let her rip Rosie 10. while they're all focused on this, I would like to Put stand off to the side away from all of them.
And I'm going to put on one of those. Nice clean bio suits, I found while ago and I'm just going to go ahead and do that. Cool. So you're now wearing Abaya suit. Is there perhaps a specific skill that I can use to maybe make this work a little better for me? The heavy weapon because it is every weapon. Every weapons. Are I found it. I found it. Here we go. 12.
Yeah, that's a little nicer. The flame actually builds in like a plasma pool at the front of the flamethrower when you fire it correctly, it just cuts the inside of the Elevator Shaft going all the way down and then making a very low thud as it hits the bottom of the shaft if you smell the unmistakable stench. Well that smells like bacon. Iona, will they test a gnome pigs down there? They were testing on some animals. Yes. Well, but I gotta take this.
Yeah, I think we found out what kind of animals if you. I mean nine big, I real meat down there. That's probably worth its weight in gold because there's all that said to me, that's all right. Now 9, what kind of animals were they using in this facility? Lions and tigers and bears. Oh my okay. 92 mute. Yeah. But at All right, we've wasted enough time here. I'm going to use. I'm going to go ahead and use my grappling gun. That's a thing that I have that.
I forgot about. Go ahead and use my grappling gun to blame myself all the way down. I don't got anything, and I think I'm going to call the elevator too late. I'm already there before you go. Please give me back. John, you're going down on your own. I'm gonna jab. Please give me A back my flamethrower first. It's too late. I'm already down the shaft by take back, anything good. I said about him before I've already attacked on and it real and it's funny because you is
one of the laying down. Well, elevators, full circle, You might get squished. No, I hope I get to the bottom in town to be able to dislodge the hook do an Athletics check for me. My God Jeb you might die here. There are pressing the elevator buttons. Call elevator. Why not matching it saunas, like just fucking dead faces? By the time you've done this, I've now stepped out of the other room and now everyone else can see me in a bio suco. All right guys.
Huh, where's was Jeb? Was it fun though? Pressing the button took my flamethrower? And yes, honest, just Jeb took my flamethrower and decided to Grapple gun his way down to the next level without us, I should have, I'm just I'm down here. Don't worry about me. I should have, I should have I feel bad now because that show off button, sometimes can get too much in people's heads and they just feel like they got to show off even more. Yeah, you make it to the bottom level and you land.
The grappling hook for tracks. You look at the gauge on the side of it are cool. I got four more shots left. You got some of that. Has the elevator arrived yet? Yeah, just after you hit the elevator arrives. I get in the elevator then do. Yes asano I'll just walk in and press this down because I let me quickly jamming the button as hard as you can as fast as you can. Yeah. Using the robot dance. Jeb, you're the bottom of the Elevator Shaft dancing around in
the little corridor. Man, I repealed so great. You really shouldn't have made that noise my dude because you're dancing around, Sheila and grab your left foot, you rolled a 3, so it pulls you straight to the ground. So you can only shoot with one of your guns. And I do that as fast as I possibly changing. You get pulled to the ground. You pull out your gun and fire
it across to your left. As you try and hit this creature has grabbed you from the ground and the bullet fire fills the room with light, as each bullet fires out and in those strobe like moments, see the decomposing ravenous face of a zombie like monkey, and it causes a giant Scream, one of the bullets Cascades across It's just at the top of its head and removes the top half of its here in it. Let's go to grab the piece of the ear and eat it in front of you. Oh crashed, look France.
Next up on no leggings. Monkey. Thanks. Cara monkey down here. Iona knows what the fuck's going on but they don't want to let us know what the fuck's going on. I will praise you but with praise comes more responsibility, I'm pests and I just want to get shit done. So nine what you're telling me is that we need to contain the zoo and then the computer will unlock. Let's take a look. I'm going to sneak up, but my back against the wall, I'll try
to just give the door. Just a little bit of a Creak open is the zoo door, still open. Iona, do you want me to silence one or both of them? Oh God, zombie Zoo. Hi. Just your friendly neighborhood. Cat cleric on thrill. And here's a word from your sponsor, save the date. In Tales of Legends, there are stories of Heroes who stand for the good of the people fight, back the dark Forces that defile the land, and bring peace to the world cursed by a hag.
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