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No Latency - Ep.8 Junkyard Deals

Apr 21, 202140 minSeason 1Ep. 8
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Now they have Stranger, the crew take some time to rest and talk about their next move.
Jebediah still needs that bird for his bird, so while Ioanna and Sano decompress,
they head off to the Junkyard outside the city to rummage for parts... 


Can Retro keep Jebediah from doing something rash?
Will Ioanna be able to hire Sano without insulting him?
And what will they really find, in the Junkyard?

Only the dice will tell.
A Cyberpunk adventure continues...
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Last time a no latency. I know this is a really cliche line, but we have company. So it's splashes in their face, causing them to be blinded. Shoot the goddamn rocks, bring down the mountain now. Wow, he's thanks very unstable. Like, the only person hit. Well, someone's going to get something else broke up, they don't pay me, my thousand Eddie's. What is what what is it about? This fight? That is just made, everybody forget everyone else's name. Am I losing too much blood?

What is happening by drinking a nice cup of tea and settles my mind so about that deal Jebediah. Jeb picks up the stasis tank with Sloane in it and walks over to Remy. Remy. You got a minute? Yep, yeah, I got a minute and I'm crack. Open a beer. Start drinking. Listen you and you and stranger see me up like y'all are the ones to talk to about getting things fixed around here and just put it to me straight, man. What do I gotta do to get my best friend up and run?

Well yeah, I get all the parts and then I got to be able to put them back together to get slow NE up and kicking again. We got one part and I think the other parts on backorder, if I remember correctly. DM. Yeah, but the other pot you could have talked to Greg about but Greg's dad. There's gotta be there's gotta be a place around here that we might be able to use a little 5-finger discount. Well, yeah, I would say that if you can get that part then yeah, I could be able to get to work

on it at the moment. However, I gotta find myself a place to stay because I don't know if you noticed. And I point my thumb over in the corner and one of the booths where all my shits, That because I got kicked out of my living container. I don't have anywhere to live and I don't have a workshop and I got to be able to find something so I could be able to handle that out.

I got to get you know I got to get a garage set up kind of deal so tell you so ping pings had pops up as you say that and they're like You can use the room downstairs. I mean, I, I sold all the vending machines so but I can have it. It's empty. Yeah. Go ahead. And as they're saying that you here, stranger running up the stairs, we're all the fucking bending machines. I'm gonna look away, rolling my eyes, as I drink my beer, silent. Thing where the fuck are all the

vending machines? I sold them. Domino wasn't coming back. I use, I use the money to improve the bar before. And they just go silent and start just looking sad. Well shit. I need those. If we're going to get Domino out of the arisaka building, I need to make a star. And the only material I can use to make one of those is basis of what they used to live in. I need those vending machines back. Those specific ones. What I mean, at least four or five. Hmm. Well ping do you have a receipt

to you? Sold them to? Tuna. Help me sell them. They went to a bunch of places. Hmm, seems like a fetch Quest. See this is why paperwork's important. Seems like seven different vending machine. Icons will appear on our map and we will get to them eventually, but we only need four. Yes, four or five? Yes. Yeah. I mean, if I had more, it'll make this easier. Hmm, it might get a better ending if we collect all of them. Hey, maybe we'll get a piece of legendary gear. Yes, I'm losing.

My fucking mind. Real Men, Real fucking video game map was flashing in my fucking head. How did you do that? I mean you know Raleigh yeah. But yes girl cool. Well yeah you guys all work that out. I'm going to go ahead head downstairs and start setting my shit up and I must have grabbed my boxes and start moving downstairs. Yeah, sure. Look, does anybody want to help me steal a goddamn vulture wing? No. That I guess I'm doing this myself. Wait, before you go chips at Quast.

I still got to decorate my pad and I check before you go. Would you mind signing this contract? Jeb like stops. And like, turns over his shoulder. Fine fine. I'll do it the same for you. They points it a points. It Remy, the same for you. We planted Iona was for her any points towards say the Stag. And Jeff walks over. Takes his cowboy hat off, places it on the bar next to him. Kind of forcefully, grabs the Slate try to buy on his stupid

tie. Before you do so. even though I do not quite like you, Just know, once you sell a part of you to a corporation, you do not get that part back. Be aware of this. Well, if I can still a part of me to make sure it's low in his hole, well, I guess I I guess I consider that fair trade. You may not think so. In the end. And Jeb science. Damn, I would like to make a phone call.

All right. You get out your your device and wire it up to your implant inside and you make the phone, call the phone rings and the receptionist at body fuel mixer. I think I may have been dealt Wendell is wonderful. Absolutely wonderful, whoever recommended them. Put a Kudo on their street on the sheet. I'll tell Charlie. Thank you. Thank you now. Jeanette, can you can you wire money directly into one moment? Jeb. What is your, what is your formal name and your routing

number? Can you just email that to me? Yeah, it's a gibbet diet court is. Valencia, El Paso, the fourth, but I need you to email that to me because I we need, we need that information to I'm sure he'll get it to me. So I have, I have, I have a referred volunteer for the B program. Yes. Okay, I will. Also, if you could open up the inventory, I just wanted to take stock of of the excess materials that we have to work with. Because I'm thinking about revenge, pink, the way that we

watch over this program. Thank you. Bye-bye. All right, so we can take the stasis tank back and you should have 1,000 Eddie's. Jeb, you now have 1080 damn. I now have a thousand eggs. And I honor you now have five hundred more Eddie's. You currently owe 600 for the tank. All right, and I plan on taking it back right now. Well, it still got a bird in it so, well, we're taking that goddamn boat out of it, excuse me. Well, we're look. I know scientist, look, I got 1080s. I'll pay it off.

We still need that part, though. That's right. Then I'm gonna go steal the part. That's what I'm. That's what I'm saying. We do. We do, we do the jab. The jab side quest. We get the part. We fix the bird. We take the tank back and we turn you in for your trial. That. All right. All right. What what part are you trying to look for anyway? Well, I'm gonna take a look here for a full third map. Genes will go looking for. I'm looking for, I'm looking for Annie 9, x 17. Huh.

There's a junkyard just out of town. We could look in and junkyard. That is a sound like the most sanitary part from a little lady. I'll just go straight to the source. Sanitary part for them for that creature. Yeah, I'm gonna pass by as a moving. All my stuff like it's better than nothing. You know, that we can't just go straight to the source who makes these things. I'm a shake my head, they don't make them no more shit. Sloan baby here that we can get

you a dirty old wing. That's going to be working. My baby. Yeah, that's gonna be alright as Iraq girl. Say go, there you go. Your relationship with this bird is semi disturbing. You don't understand because you're being a little before it was a bird. No. Road. You guys want to go and try and find that part, I can set up the workshop downstairs for for you retro. Yeah, yeah.

Just you know, at at least get some of my personal stuff set up to I mean like don't don't touch the personal stuff I got to get that like the Zen and in the gnosis way Rumi, I could not give a shit about your shit. That's also by I'm in the workshops. Also my shit. I never mind just I like things labeled and in the right spot who doesn't These fools. Are you know, full brother. I wasn't pointing to you. Jim There's someone already finding them at points for the vending machines.

Not yet. Can we send ping to to that can ping do that? Ping sweetheart. Yeah. Hi is your day? Thank you, sir. Thank you so much. Now, you said that. They also passed a note there t, as well. Thank you. Now you said that that tuna helped you sell off the vending machines. Turn around know where they are. All right, so while we go get the part for this bird, can you get those invoices from tuna? Yeah, I'll work on that. Well let's saddle up everybody. Let's get going.

All right yeah go ahead and get to Vanna White then thanks for setting up the workshop down there stranger? Yeah I'll get everything Square in here and you get back. We'll do some work. All right, sounds good. It's out how we are going. Honestly, I don't give two shits if you came with the saying, no, but we're leaving, okay? And Jed, by turns the key, that's probably gonna with the VW. But you need to stop Hank, Hank, Hank, get out of my way hanky and driving broom broom honk.

Honk terrible. Wow. All right, it's recording is gonna be so much fun to read. Guys, the best of luck, I feel your pain. Alright, so son, are you staying behind? Yes, I couldn't care less about this cool. That's not. Oh I Would appreciate a level head on this. What I got the most level-headed than everybody. Here yours is a little curve. This is not my mission. Unless you are paying me to do this, I will not do it. Here is 100 ideas. I believe my experience is worth more than 180.

Well, it was very insulting to come Lester. I was gonna say I own it. Shouldn't she gets healed up because you still got aboard. When your shoulder. Okay, I guess I'm not going either. From the bloodline. I will be staying behind with, so no, I If you wish so Remy and Jeb get in the car, are you keeping your bike at? No latency or you. Bring it along to receive more damage. I mean, if there's another muscle you'll just be loud. Super loud. You cannot be stealthy with that

bike at all anymore. No, no. It is missing both Mufflers. Oh no. That thing fucking rips. It's gonna be sick. Are we turning on car alarms, going down the street? No, we're going to take bana and we're going to leave the bike behind. Hopefully I'm going to ask to bring it in through the doors so you can just I can just, you know, kick the kick stand out right inside the no latency Lobby. It's leaking oil, little bit, slick annoying little bit. Don't worry about that.

Just put a little rag under it. You got a pot pinging out of pots to put potting there be fine. Yeah, it doesn't matter the inside of the bars trashed. Anyway, All right, we'll all aboard. Yeah, let's go before I freak out from all this oil, spilling everywhere. I hate that fucking dirty. You guys head off to the junkyard, in the north part of just outside of the wall of night City. You guys head off on that Journey. Sano and Iona, I left behind the bar and Santa receives a

message. Mmm. But you should be able to see right now sauna. Yes, I see this. I delete the message. Follow your tile went off for the first time since I've known you. Spam. You or soups? Pam? Yes! Well, I can install a firewall on that for you. No, thank you. I like to keep this low Tech as possible. And you let spam through interesting.

Then Del then comes over to you. And is made a purification like field wound out of sin, the alcohol behind the bar, and his makeshift a much better first aid kit and it will take a few hours, but you'll get your health back by the time. The guys come back. What happened? Stings. It stings. Quite a bit. I'm sorry. Haven't been injured much in combat. I, Try not to combat very much. Mmm. You never learn if you don't feel well. Am I going to be much better now?

Because I've been shot. I assume you'll be more careful. You're right. That's why I'm missing a toe. Yes. Well wounds remind us of our Past encounters. But also make us who we are. And you saw no and Iona and Vandal chat as ping. Refills your tea, you relax, and you hear the distant Roar of that a white as it disappears into the distance. You guys drive up to the junkyard and at the junkyard is just a sea of junk at the front of the junkyard.

Remy you see a familiar face, rummaging through some of the junk in its Trevor. The Hills, this clown. Hey Trevor, nice to see you finding parts to fix up the building. It's my old landlord. Shit shoe. Yes. Because it's fake. No. I know. It's was a joke. I was making you get it. You never got my jokes vimi. Yeah, I never do. I don't have a sense of humor. Yeah. Hey since you taste am I right? Well that's just hurtful Jeb walks past them.

These two clowns and starts, rummaging through, trying to find number or part number e, 9x 17. All right, Romeo such and pulled Trevor side and say, Hey, you know, out here, we're looking for some animal cyberware. I don't know if you've ever seen any, or you find any good, any good parts out here, even if it wasn't said, where are we gonna find something? Yeah. Anything you'd be willing to part with me? I mean. For the right, for the right price? Yeah, I'll come on man.

You threw my shit out on the side of the road and so I caught somebody held on for held on to it for a little bit. Yeah, I found somebody digging through it. Oh, You shouldn't Foster. All right, tell you what rock paper, scissors, if I win, you tell me where the good shit is the don't I forgive you for throwing my shit out on the

street deal. Okay, throw me a Faceoff roll, cool plus reputation, plus 1, D 10, 7 plus my cool which is 6 so that's 13 and a my rap is 5. So 18 Yep, you in, okay. What are you looking for? Well, looking for main part where I'm looking for vulture wing, The part number is hold on. I got to bring you guys. Some acts 17 exactly that one. Oh, you remember the part number? That's cool. You see one of those? Can you see one of those?

Listen, you better you better deeper in the corporation's, throw their stuff out about 4 minutes that way. Damn it. Well, start to get fed up with this bullshit. See any other good? Any other good tagline around anything big? You know, you can't take back. I mean there's a vending machine over there. Yeah, I'm gonna go take a look at that vending machine. Cool, you got a look at the vending machine. Hey, hey Jep. Yeah, about four minutes that way and I'm going to point the

direction. The Trevor said, that's where probably find your wing. Go ahead and start over there. I got to make a phone call real quick. All right, all right, and I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm go ahead. Open my tile and I'm a ring up. Iona, the phone rings. Iona, it's, it's me Remy. I remember pink said something about vending machines. Found one. I don't know if it's the one we're looking for. yeah, I got it over here at the North junkyard and Can I give them the VIN number if I find

it? Yep, absolutely real basic Tech. Yep. Basic cook is. Yeah, you find it and yeah, I'll read off the VIN number H to 75684. Do I need the whole thing or do? They just need a part out of it? Fuck. That's a big thing. All right. It's loading on the bus, is a pain in the ass. Very strong and I hang up. Motherfucker. So the vending machine is lying down on the ground like on its back. Okay, I'm going to get in Ventana white and pull it up as close as I can to the vending

machine. All right. And I'm and while you're doing that, Jeb, what are you doing? Jim has been walking for a while now hopefully four minutes by now, to get to wherever, Whatever, Remy and his weird friend will go. Yep, you're around about where your family somewhere Trevor was pointing and we're running pointed out and you can look around, there are a lots of smaller parts here. So I was four bits of cybertek discarded pieces that probably could be repaired by someone who

was really smart. You're in your element in this area though because you're used to scrounging for parts. You're a nomad. Oh, I've jumped before you have jumped before which means your local expert is valid in this space so you can use your local expert to look around because you're at Just beyond the wall. You're outside of the city while you're in the Badlands just by just by a hair right? You rolled a crit. See you find the pot. I'm not only do you find the part?

You find half of another one so Jabbar. He's he's kind of looking around, he, he he's gotten really good at the shapes, that differentiate something that's absolute junk, and something, that's, that's a treasure drum Treasure junk. Those are very different things. And he scratched around pulls, a pulls away, like a bunch of beer bottles and and vending machine parts. And then they are out of the corner is a little glint.

That that looks like an e 9x once it few weeks ago he wouldn't have known what that even meant. But now all he sees Is the way to make his friend back to normal. He like Dives over. Pulls it out of the junk pile is a little wipe down turnover. You know, whistle do. and wait, what's that another It's not great shape but it's been good to have on back just in case someone happen again. God forbid. With that, he puts it into his bag, into his little satchel.

With a smile on his face, he starts walking back. Not too much of a strat. Yeah, you return to Remy bringing the Vanna White up to the vending machine on the ground. Well Remy. We came we saw and we joked and jib holds up. No, no other Then a vulture way. Looky here. Cool. Well, looks like we got one and what the fuck else is that in your hand? Here's another one. Just in case, you know, spare parts. What now do you see that? It's only half of one. Yeah, it looks like it's about

spare parts. Hopefully, you know, your your bird doesn't go through them that quick, well, right? Yeah, yeah. I just make sure to label them and set them. Some somewhere inside Vanna White. Check this out and I'll slap the side of the vending machine looks like. We just found one of them vending machines that pain was talking about. Well, look at that. Yeah, it's going to be a bitch to get to the top to get it on top of enter. Dwight, we're putting this thing

on top. Just lay the seats that take the seats out. That'll work. Hmm. What's gonna fill up the inside. Oh yeah. How do you supposed it? Oh, you said it. Don't they got a, they got cranes around here. Can't we? You know, grab one of them craze Do they have cranes know? Now that in thinks I'm not crying. All right, look, all right, we'll go ahead, we'll take the seats out and pull strap those the top because I don't want to lose the seats. So you moving the vending machine? Yeah.

All right. Geez crash it's gonna be heavy. Hey what's the name Tony trickster with what's right? Trevor grabbed him through. Get your ass over. What get your ass over here? Oh, you try you. Try to get the vending machine. Yeah, we're trying to get the bone machine. Get your ass over here. I mean, you do you want a free? This is nice. Is this is crap. I pull my Colt. 45. Get your ass over here. Or I swear to god, Ruby. All right, hold on. He's a human being for once in

your goddamn life. I'm still just don't work for free. Well you're about to and I'd and and Jeff kind of ways is his pistol a little. Like come on Joe. It's going to take more than just me and him lifting it. It's gonna be all three of us. You got to be around. Trevor, Trevor panics and he's like, and runs over to the vending machine and he starts pulling on it and slowly shifting it towards the van

ramaiah posture. He it catches on something, a ground, he gets the other side and he starts pushing it a bit more and he's like, there's a hole under this thing. And as he pushes it, you hear him go and he gets pulled down into the hole and you hear a growling noise? All right, so just two of us. All right, let's haul this thing up, top. And I owner it's around about that time that you receive a message. Oh, Okay. All right. Sano mmm. I would like your assistance

please. What would you require Iona? Bundle speaks up. I got the location for our problem. Let me know when you need it. Thank you, their hairs. There is. An emergency that needs to be taken care of. At one of our facilities and I need your assistance eliminating that problem. And then relating is something that I can do very well. Yes, I know You will be paid by bio Technica wrote. This is a biotechnical chop.

Hmm. I normally do not like to take jobs who the core pose but As you seem to be a decent person in the general sense, I am willing. Thank you. I DM, how big is this facility? Why don't you ask faendal where it is? Then would you mind sending me the location? The location is underneath the junkyard where Remy and Jabba. That's a large facility. All right, I'm calling a car. You call a car. What are the specific requirements of this job? The vehicle arrives quite

quickly, ordering a car. I'm putting I'm making an invoice for myself card and then we saw siring. So no, I'm not paying those other fuckers. All right, we load into the vehicle. I tell stranger and ping that we will be right back and we will bring The vending machine with us, you're gonna go and get the vending machine. We are going to help. At the junkyard. Yes. All right, sounds good. I'll see you guys later.

Alright, thank you. So Sano the program that I work for body fuel B, we have some issues with testing as does any new pharmaceutical product? The issue with body fuel bite. Make your body work for you, is that? When your body starts producing its own Super nutrient, it can become addictive. Mmm and some test subjects have exhibited symptoms of that addiction specifically at this facility. And it needs to be contained. And eliminated entirely. But it is an underground

facility. Mostly because we wanted to keep the testing their quiet. So we will also have to keep this quiet. Well, they be armed or dangerous. They are not armed with anything. God did not give them. you worded that very strangely, so do they eat people? Ah, They're, they're eating people and they're hungry to eat more people, okay? And sometimes they get out and that's why there are cannibals in the Badlands.

Oh yeah. So that's why we need to get this facility destroyed so that it doesn't become a bigger problem. Biotin cuz the company that created the cannibals in the Badlands some of them it's like a lifestyle choice for others. Courtesy, this does not surprise me. I appreciate your discretion. Next time on no leighton's. Well, seems like that probably has been taken care of. So go ahead just help me out of this. Come on.

Will you? I'm not happy about the way Trevor has been with me either but I can't just leave him down there. Duck. Well, that don't sound good at all. Jack, come on, give it the fuck out of here. Grab my hand. Grab my hand. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fine. We just have to. Demonetised. Then I will determine my fee once I have completed my task. There's a facility underneath the junkyard. Would you please keep your voice down?

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