Last time. No latency. Nice to meet you. Iona, I'm Richard Richard. Everyone calls me. Stranger my last night. Wait, Domino, went to the other side of the wall. Yeah, he's in trouble. I will see you all later. And I'm going to head my way up to the kitchen. I really need to know more about how they're keeping faithful running. Put inside the microwave, set it for said, 17 minutes fucking slip some ghosts Drunk. He's in the corner. You fixed.
My legs went like his breed. We gotta get the fuck out of here Greg. Whoa whoa honey honey listen. Okay cut it up. Hey grisanti to slip you some we love goddamn time for this. Everyone in the car. It's the sound of rolling metal. It looks like you're quite out of the woods yet. Last time on no latency are adventurers had just escaped the train. Unfortunately they did not do it very quietly. and as they barreled away from the train in their VW bus, Vanna, White You
lot hear the sound. As I said before, I've rolling metal. Don't open the window, keep that shit closed. I imagine I'm driving since I kind of drive would we know what would be the best skill to use the turret? But shoulder arms are heavy weapons, heavy weapons. I got a 6 in that. Anyone better vandals, got an eight. Jebediah also has no hippie. You're driving Just Subs, letting y'all know that if I were back there, I'd be getting
on that gun. Wow. Unfortunately, you have you have, you have a more important job to do currently? Well, my eyes are all the road, don't you worry the dust settles behind you and you see three road bikes. Speeding up towards you. Now, on each of these bikes are two members of the crew from the train screaming, shouting firing their guns in the air shit. Here they come. I imagine, I probably know who these guys are. Yeah, that does its team and they're angry that you look killed.
Greg Greg was such a cool guy. Not really, you know, I mean you're going to you're going to pay for that Sando. I swear to God, he was attempting to dissuade. Us leaving. It was attempted to do his goddamn job. And I respect that. So you should receive and you doing my job. I don't know how I see. You're morally about just popping heads here, but I am letting them catch us. Don't worry. We can now I can outrun them. I don't know if you need to outgun them.
Just mind driving. We will do the rest. Well, if they're going to attack us, which it does seem like they are going to. I would suggest that we Prevent them from doing that. Evasive maneuvers. Let's go. You don't you wrote 32 you crit? Damn. Do you want to describe the cool thing you do to give you lot Advantage? Can you describe the area in which we are driving? There are Cliffs on either side of you. You can see the track that the train has left, like the grooves
in the ground. There's, you know, there's an opening further down, but you're going to be chased for a minute. A little piles of rocks all over the space and there's a few places you could. Swerve around. I got it, the big dirt road. So jebidiah cranks on the on the wheelie to type took a hard left and weirdest. I just put Vanna White's sideways and they just get a little bit of oversteer. We can get that back out.
I get right up close to one of the one of the size of the cliff there, 90 with well-placed shot on those rocks up there. Well, that's gonna start a little bit of a rock side. Yo behind in the van similar shoot pills. Stop there. Bring the mountain down on them. Now since you wrote a crate, you also get to use your pistol as you turn. Do you want to shoot one of the bikes? Oh yeah. I want to do like a name to shot at the at the tires because I don't want to kill him, you know.
I want to these guys are well, me and Gregg go way back. I'm trying to shoot one of them tires. And so actra pull out that pull out. Grandpa's Colt, 45, 19 hit the first bikes front tire. The first bike of swerves. And the guy on the back flies off screaming as he does and because he's going so fast, he hits the ground and rolls and is completely unconscious. So now one of the bikes doesn't have a gunner on the back. So we write stranger attacks. He pulls out his gun rolls down
at the left side window. As this turn happens. Pulls out. His hand gun and shoots at the bike with only one Rider. It's going for between the eyes, he hits. And does it damage blowing a hole through the guys, eye socket, the bikes herbs to the side, crashes and a small explosion happens, just pretty cool. I could as the bike explodes in the middle of the alleyway, leaving shrapnel everywhere, the
other two bikes look over. Not giving care accelerate a little bit more towards you and it's a toaster. Wow, he's Mike's very unstable. This nothing to explode them. They just exploded. Very all takes is one little spark in the wrong area. Wasn't even spark. There's just no spark. Which the bikes fell down spontaneous by combustion. It's a, that's how my, that's how my great-aunt dad. Okay, I will check it out.
My gun and shoot. With my very heavy pissed. 14 doesn't see it. You do not hit the second bike, it hits the ground next to them, little Ricochet as they swerve a little bit, but keep moving forward. I am going to look out of all of the windows, not like, pop my head out, but I just want to be sure that we are not being followed by anybody else. And that there is not any unforeseen landmarks. Sore, treacherous territory that we are headed into. Romy.
A d-10 7, I own a. You hear something else because you're paying attention, you have something else, you hear a rumbling and on the top of one of the cliffs and the right of the vehicle. You see a buggy with two dudes in it riding across the top of the cliff. But pointing their guns, towards the VW. I know this is a really cliche line, but we have company and now you're all aware of a fourth vehicle that is chasing you from the same Clan. Yeah, it's got the same markings
as the crew. It's one of their patrols, so it's not actually from the train so they've been radioed in. Shoot the goddamn rocks. Bring down the mountain down and I ducked back down. So, you're not going to attack. I'm not sticking my head out of that window. No. Okay, so the third bike is now close enough to you to shoot. And the guy on the back fires, his assault rifle, at the back of the vehicle.
Rolling. It was a tempest rather 10, shoot along the side and it kind of Reflects off, some of the armor and does absolutely no damage, but makes a cool sound. Jeb. You have to like, swerve a little bit because the noise excites you a little bit, but everyone just gets a little bit of an adrenaline rush because everyone knows that you're fine and the guy misses all there. Don't worry. Don't worry. I got something to drill because I would hope so. Am I in eyesight of the buggy? Yes.
Okay. For my bonus action. I would like to flip on the radio and put on a pretty badass tune. To get my blood pumping and get me all psyched up. And then I will take a shot at the buggy, probably the Gunner than the driver at first. That's the tape. That's a crit. You just rolled a crit. You rolled 32 hit the buggy pool. So you pulled a guy and you your assault rifle, right? Yep. Normally we know assault rifles. Can only really just do one
attacks app rights. Just one little thing but the music so cool. And the music Hypes you up so much that you're able to get off two shots, we're cool. Yeah. Right. Yeah, so the armor on the front left side of the vehicle shears off and flies back as the piece comes by it chops off the the Gunners, the Gunners left arm, and he screams in pain. And the driver kicks. Him out grabs, his gun and starts aiming at you. So they now don't have a Gunner.
And the vehicle takes like 20. The 25 gram of course. No, yes, that's an armed. Mm, pretty good, sir. Wendell is going to pop the top, pull out the turret and start taking down one of the bikes behind us. Well, the bikes. Yeah, yes, 19, fantastic. That's a really good hit. They roll out a bunch of
bullets. And it's, it's a, it's a pretty powerful gun you heared large this torrent of gunfire and it, like, just bribes right through to the the bike, across the ground as it lifts up and goes through the two people causing some damage. And that damage is is 220 damage. Damn just enough to share the armor of the front of the bike that bike is now pissed. And he pulls out his, the Gunner on the back, pulls out his assault rifle and shoots it, then Dale and mrs.
Fendall Dodges to the side of the bullets, ricochet across the top of the turret and you guys are still barreling on forward. The buggy, the the driver in the buggy is now trying to shoot one-handed and drive. So he pulls out his pistol and tries to shoot Remy in the front, right? And mrs. Completely just hitting a rock nearby and then just screams as he drives along. Now they're gonna be myself around here I guess.
And then I and the Jeb reaches over, you know, how like when you're when you're driving kind of like reaching around into unlike the in the center console, like while still keeping one hand on the wheel looking out, digging around and but that's not looking for think. and I toss a grenade up into the into the Rocks, hoping to start this goddamn rockslide myself, the van You know, we were doing pretty well before you do that. 10. Not very good.
It causes an explosion, it's really cool, but it doesn't do really many thing. It's kind of a neutral result. It makes a distraction, a few of the bike swerve, a little bit, but just in a cool passing Zoom shot, you kind of moving her away. Now it's just makes keep on battling by. There's a big cloud of smoke as they blast through. Merely a cosmetic explosion. Now I do. Just don't. Don't you usually get two attacks? You're driving. So, right. Okay. Romeo driving check user.
You roll a six that's not good. It's not - the grenade went off way too close to Vanna White, their grenade went off way too close and you hit a little bump and the Vehicle skids a bit to the left and you start losing a little bit of control of the vehicle and that means that you're a piece of the armor on the left side comes off. And you've lost that window and
that piece of metal. So now the part of the door is exposed Jed. Doesn't say anything, doesn't acknowledge what just happened, just just pretends, like, everything's fine. So I know what, you know, directly back at him. Jeb, just stay silent. Just eyes on the road and one of the Mufflers on your bike full of. So now only has one and you see it in the rearview mirror and it's like skipping along the Route. Perfect night. What was that noise? The grenade went off.
Little look. I never got to play baseball with my dad. Yes. Good. Excuse. Oh, we trying to blow up the cliff. Yes. Can you please just got to take your not try to put the. I like that idea me like, tips his hat. He opens. The window, puts his arm out and from inside his arms, you see this thing unlock and it's a fucking grenade launcher in his right arm. Man that stranger he rolls first
a this thing, just 5 D 6 damage. Damn it hits right below the buggy and there's a big explosion in the buggy flips three times as big as the guy inside best. And if it falls off the other side of the cliff and you hear a relatively distant, but pretty satisfying explosion. As it falls, probably in the excess of 100 feet back down to the ground. And they are now no longer a problem, the explosions, so good.
It also takes out the second bike and now there's only one bike following day of stranger on who I like you. We party trick, huh? It is very neat. Maybe I need to get one of those so there's still two bikes finest right? One by knowing it one bike. Okay, I will shoot at 01 bike with again. Have a very heavy pistol. Excellent. 16, 16 hits. 17-17 damage, right? You hit the final bike, cutting through its armor, you can see bits of it fly off.
As like bits of metal, Clank, along the ground causing Sparks to go off and they're your last combat, and there's just two dudes left on one bike. All right? Screw it. I stick my head out the window. And I shoot at the last bike, only after most of them are gone. With all the confidence, you stick your head out of the vehicle, you fire and completely mess, and the Gunner on the back of the bike flips, you off, you'd stuck your head out and it's now their turn.
So they shoot at you. You miss me bitch. Miss me with that shit. It's one of the finest me. You're dead. What's your armor? Your body up. Yeah, I'm wearing light armor, Jack on both sigh head and what success P. My venue. Cool. So For damage and now your armor is a bladed. So minus one to that. Fuck. Oh my God, fuck this is why I don't do this. Oh my God, dry faster drive faster please, I'm on it. Um, we still have a bunch of supplies left from rating. Stranger Shack. I believe.
Yeah, I cleaning supplies and like I think some oil and shit like that. Whatever, weird. Crazy shit you want to do you go ahead? Remy. I want to grab a bottle of bleach and for my bonus I want to Chuck it at the biker. Mike just shoot there's two guys just exaction. I'm going to use the bonus action, just shoot the all right. Yep that's what I wanted for my bonus action is I want to throw that up that bottle of bleach. Oh, Do it. I'm going to say Brawling. Sure 16. It's all right.
What happens when it hits the driver of the bike? I had it open so it's splashes in their face causing them to be blinded, right? Because now they have a corrosive chemical in their eyes. Heroes of one. Cool. All right, they swerve out of control sideways and the bike flips and the two guys are thrown off. The Goon who's left on the back flips off and he rolls down, you still got his gun in his hand and he tries one more time to
shoot at the vehicle. You can shoot Adam if you want but you are now speeding away because they are now very still. Yeah I might take that last shot just because Santa was goading me. Do it. And you miss and your gun jams. Particulars well shit, I'll just slink back inside and just say well I guess I cleaned up that mess. You dumb dumb TV man.
And as you speed away, then delay takes that to be the end of what we need to do. And they detract the turret sit back down, pull out their tile and start drawing again. Do you need any help? How the fuck was I the only person hit And you guys are now driving back to no latency. Do you want to chat? But you want to speak for Well, I think I would probably try to heal or stop the bleeding on a Iona. Don't don't know. Don't you fucking touch me then Del please?
Then Del starts to open up a little pouch in their site. They get out some first aid kit stuff. They're all the 13 but it does stop the bleeding. So you get one Health back. Great. Thank you. You are the one with the least amount of combat experience. This was to be expected. That is not true. That is not true. I look around them. Bus. Okay. In this vehicle. It might be true. But Remy. Remy. You can vouch for me. I've shot people before. That's true.
I have seen them shoot at people before. Might I remind you. Of the two dummies I blew heads off of and by dummies, I do mean people. I mean by had was also blown off so that's a little hazy for me. That is true. That is true. We did have to go get you patched up but I was there and they did they did shoot at them before my head blew up. So roll, back the tape. Listen to Listen, to episode 1.
I will replay in my memory. And on screen, you'll see Iona shooting from my vision until my head goes. That is impressive until you also get shot in the head. What are you guys watching back there? Keep your eyes on the road, please. That's open pastures from here until here into the wall anyway. Strange at rolls down the window and lights up a cigarette. So where we going? I'm going back to to no latency. Well, we're going to see ping ping.
It's being still alive. Well, last we checked that was the Unseen paying in years. That was a little guy right behind the bar. Yeah, like that was Domino's. Go to one, you know. Yes. The one who hired us to find them Domino, always lock the augment. Well, let's get there as quick as we can before this bucket of wheels and bolts. Disintegrates, hey, I will let you go ahead and insult me all you want, but you do not disparage, Vanna White.
Ain't nothing wrong with this. She took a little beating. Yeah, that's no problem. Another she can't she can't take and we'll get her at back up and run good as new soon enough. What we what we TV man? Yeah yeah we will hillbilly you got it. What is what what is it about? This fight that is just made, everybody. Forget everyone else's name. It was stressed. All right. What is happening? It's just a forgets. The words Remy.
All right? And he's name is Jebediah, and this is Sonu and this is Stranger Than D and then Del and Iona. Right? Right. Well, I'm glad we're all accounted for, okay? All right. Okay. I'm gonna pass It's out now. Iona as you're about to try and pass out, you get A message on your pager, on your you get a message on your tile and you should be able to see it now. Hey this is a sauna. Hmm. Is that hydrogen cell doing? Okay back there. How would I know is Lincoln?
How would I know? Listen for a hiss. Everything is hissing. Hey Santa I see that you're a book learned man. Sana, yes, that's what I said. It's not what if I wanted to get into that that ancient kind of reading? What would you suggest to for me to start with? Ancient kind of reading. Yeah, with the pieces of trees, it's printed on. The books. Yeah, well they may not be too common now, so just pick up something and read it. That's how you get into it. You have specific tastes.
Yeah, I like sci-fi. I like romance novels. I like them both combine two possible. Great great. This wonderful Remy. Could you switch spots with Jebediah Jebediah? I please, I would need. This is for you. What? I love, I'm trying to drive you, bring it up, bring it, put it, put it in front of me. No, I want. I want them to do. I want Remy and Jeb to climb out of Seaton, just going to switch driving spot. All right, hold on.
All right. Brain, is this something that is against my I have like a full sound effect library and you're doing weird things with your mouth. Isn't it? Charming disturbing. Wow, what we got was just a seat. What did it make this night? It was a cruise control. Look at this 1966. It was it was Jebediah. Literally wiring wiring the the steering wheel in place and also tying the steering wheel put a little belt around the the accelerator so it kept going. That is not conscious control.
It's a 1966 Volkswagen bus around. This thing ain't got cruise control. You gotta you gotta make do with what you got. Unless woeful, man. He's around. You see what you're really doing. Strangest. Smocks and goes. That's how you do it in the Badlands. You're goddamn right, I'll give him a fist bump, he fist bumps, you rattle Yeah, me and Jebediah will switch seats, and I'll open up the center console and I'll crack open a beer, and start drinking as in driving ticket. Jeb.
This is for Sloane. Right on it was this is a so-so two things. I am going to need that money from you and and and and the second thing Is I need you to tell me exactly why we use this in the first place. I need job. I need you to spin it. Well, I have just received everyone attention. I have just received a note from management isn't that wonderful the stasis tank? That that's loan is currently in has a daily fee of 300 Eddie's and I can't put it on my project
invoices. Because we came to use it for my project and management wants to know why I have it. So, I will need the money from you. And I need you to spin this for me. Well, slow, if we can, I prefer to keep Sloan a living animal myself. So I'm looking to do whatever is necessary to keep her in that state. If that means that means ripping off biotechnical. Oh, fuck. No, you'd be ripping me off. Are you biotechnical? Yes. Yes. I'm sorry. Was that not clear? It didn't seem pertinent.
At my only got limited to Madison. I hold up my tile and it's got the biotechnical label on the back today. I'm sorry and I pull Vandal next to me and on the side of vendors jacket, it does say biotechnical will shoot you too. I also work for Bio Technica that stasis tank that said biotechnical across the front of it. Whale shoe. Would you look at that? So you owe me and biotechnical the money look. I don't know how to say this
other than my currencies more. A bartering kind of man well your currency will be Eddie's coming up very shortly. Yeah I don't I don't got many lamp. He already owes me a thousand. Eddie's rat just added to it. That is the deal Wendell Wendell. Yes. How much would we get for donating him to the program? A decent amount. He seems strong, maybe he'd survive. Do You Want To Make a Deal? The rest of your journey. Back to no latency is filled with quips smoking and the
occasional. Excellent music track, chosen by Remy. Would you please turn it down? I need my rest, please. Remy will turn it up. Death, 2011 power, the music cuts off as Jetta turns off the engine. Well, everybody out. We're here. Why? Look, it's the old bar. That's cool. Why is it closed the old bar? Yeah, no latency. I want to go out back. Take a look at my bike. Now, she looking It's missing a muffler now. Yes. So so I believe it had to did it now originally. Yeah, yeah sure did.
Yep. So one is in your bag and the other one is now somewhere in the desert. Well, shoot. The bar is still shut. The door is still dark, but you guys know how to get in. Yeah, I didn't. Yes, you too. Bing bing. How are you? Stranger. You guys found stranger? Yeah. Yep, that was the job. Wow. Stranger. They took Tom and out. I don't know. Who took Domino? Arisaka. Did All right. Well, It's gonna be a lot of work to get him out. Well hopefully these lot will
help. Sounds like you're going to be paying a lot of money out to get this happen. I don't care if we got broke phenomena. well, someone else is going to go broke if I don't get this tank, Well, I'm already broke, which is the problem. Well, someone's going to get something else broke if they don't pay me, my thousand Eddie's. So about, that deal Jebediah? I work for Bio Technica. As you may not have realized
before. Okay? Honestly, I don't know how I missed it, and I work in a special division where we do testing and if you would like to make a large sum of money in which you could use to, Back some people that you owe money to. I could hurt, I could turn you in as a volunteer. Well, What kind of experiments were talking about? How well we work with a large array of supplements, the specific project that I work on is for the body fuel line.
Now, body fuel is here. It's designed to make your body work for you. Right. Now we are working on on turning your excess fluids and Superfluous cells into fuel. Whether that be biofuel for engines or for vehicles or for yourself. And what's the pay? Well, I don't know what exactly, but I could look it up for you. I can look at the contract, pull that up and then it'd be real easy. Just decided on one of these tiles. Well guys I don't really like the whole science thing, it's
not really my bag. Well, but listen, my specific division. Has has nothing to do with anything outside of your body. It is just your body working for you. Particularly, what we do is we make our body. Yes, your body, your choice. It'll grow its own nutrients for you. Think of that. You might never have to eat ever again. Give it to me. Straight doc, what kind of what kind of crazy shit happens to people who take these supplements?
Well, so I work on B that is my subdivision of body fuel body fuel bite. You take a supplement once daily and it Creates. A hyper nutrient inside the Keratin in your body. So what happens is as your fingernail grows or your hair, grows those pieces of you, those parts of you are a super nutrient and you can eat it and be sustained, your body then grows everything. It needs to sustain, you And that's it. You take a pill once daily and nothing else.
Jeb Jeb, like Texas takes his hands out of his mouth. Looks at his fingernails, like, quickly puts that aside. So you're already doing the work, And that's it. That's all we just knew. 1000 up front. Absolutely. Jeb looks over at Remy if thousand up front, huh? Now, see, I will need you to end the to finish the contract though, because you still owe me money. So I don't mind if you pay rub me upfront. Well you know he was the first one that I was dead too. So I feel like first one in
first one out, you know? Yeah that's fine. I also get a referral bonus so that's No skin off my. We're gonna split that for a bonus. No, because you would use it to pay me, right? So half of that, you can just take that right off the top. I'd like to, I'd like to go ahead and use the game mechanics
of trading. I'd like to use use my because I happened to be happy to put a whole bunch of stats, right into being able to talk myself because I know that I am very much poor, I can talk myself into getting it, he'll deal. You are not persuaded by Jeb's silvertongue offer. However, you are not insulted by his offer. Remains gotta do what he's gotta do. No, I understand. I completely understand but I also have to look out for myself because this tank That you have damaged. I did shit.
That was me. Can we roll back the tape? Can someone roll back the tape? Where he opened the delivery box? That was brought here by a bio Technica drone the crate that said biotechnical on it. He broke open and let the tank fall onto the ground. You will either giant scratch on the side of the stasis tank. Yeah. I don't do remember that. Remy replays it again on their face are you sure that was me? Mmm, I'm just looking at it now. It's a little it's a little
blurry. I'm pretty sure was it was someone else with the cowboy hat. Well, I wasn't here yet. Strangers. Looking at the at the case I could probably fix this. That would be wonderful and how could I repeat you what? What kind of that I'm thinking of a fancy word for payment but I'm just going to say payment. Would you like Large sums smart. Just I need you. I need you. I need you all. So, me and pain would Domino?
Well, I don't want to cheat you out of it, anything that you deserve because that was something that we were already working on. Well, if you're already working for Domino, I guess I've already been paid and he spends a bit of time, working on the stasis tank and you manages to buff out most of the, of the scratch and repair any of the actual damage to the device itself. And it's now running, normally, it would take someone examining the case very, very closely to
see the damage now. If put back quietly, no one will ever notice. Yeah, it's a really good paint job. Well a damaged vending machine sales less you get good at it. That's a fair point. Where are the old vending machines? Anyway they downstairs in the back? Yeah. Ping, is there any tea in this place? TS o actually some tea. Sounds lung. Lovely. Ping sits down at this little store behind the bar and start working on a kettle and making some tea there.
Any particular to you, once Hannah, whatever you have will be fine. I like to cool down after a mission by drinking a nice cup of tea at settles my mind. Do you have a long? We have along. Now, I will take that and being starts making tea and as they're walking towards whether the tears, they look over it. I honor and say Iona, you're bleeding oh I forgot I get kind of lightheaded a nice of Dad. adrenaline will make wounds disappear, temporarily Next time on no latency.
Just put it to me straight man. What do I gotta do to get my best friend up and run? Yeah, I would say that if you can get that part then, yeah, I can be able to get to work on it, where all the fucking vending machines. Seems like a fetch Quest. I need those vending machines back. Jebediah before you do. So. even though I do not quite like you, Just know, once you sell a part of you to a corporation, you do not get that part back. Be aware of this.
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