Last time a no latency. You're just a person just as much as the rest of us. Jep shut the fuck up. It fucking matters. I'm going to install the flight chip in to myself. Let's go to the are deck then. Well, I'll drive Vanna, White. All right, I'll take a giant around this virtual thing. If Steve's are attacking this place, we could possibly convince them to stop and God was Some the coolest guy in the pock. Fuck Dad. Yeah that's not a good slogan.
That is wonderful news. The fuck dad resistance but there's also a turret in the hallway. Oh shit. Grenade. This would be the greater good time for a grenade. All right. Fire in the hole. The turret in the hallway revs up. But Jeb, you just threw a grenade and a a throw, your grenade my dude. Sure. 32 it goes, boom, it goes. Boom, roll damage. 23 damage. It is a reinforced turret. You're an explosion. After the dust settles pieces of it falling off and it's still spinning.
It looks like there's still something that it can do. Everyone's. Shoot it. Oh yeah, my mean. Yeah, it it was 113 feet and me at 22 and you heavy pistol, real damage. 16 damage it explodes. I hate around. Its I had a little head of Blinky in a little yellow blankie bit. And so I shot a and its weak spot. That was a good shot. Jab. It's we recycle really should get Better turrets at this point. We've leveled up a lot and we're
really good at things now. Yeah, but you know, they never no one ever expects the grenade, the grenade. Well, no, I was gonna say more of the perfect throw grenade, a girl named gun combo, the grenade gun combo. That's something I've been working on ever having really done that one too much, but it worked pretty well this time. So they'll maybe I'll check it out next time. And it looks like you created a dude. Yeah it was it was a critical. This is a critical load.
Dan is. Yeah. There any other dangers that you failed to tell us about? Oh yeah. That now the terrorists that's dudes up there. Okay. Do you want to help you in the turrets? Oh, I don't like how does it look good crab fight? Like no, we don't fight. How did you get in here then? They did all the fighting. The Steve's your to Steve's. Yeah. Okay. Can that big boy? Can the city's come with just one big boys like in the corner going.
Okay. Can the Steve's come with us and help us are the Steve's in the front of pussies, but big boil help. You can Big Boy, help us. You're fucking dead. You recognize him as the only Steve that survived the VR training. Hey big boy, was that section 9. It's just big boy boys, deep voice. Take a look at yeah super, you know, loving loving the the vibe right now but you should you know consider maybe calming down when things aren't so life and death, you know, I think You really started.
Appreciate laughs little bit more. Life is awesome. Key. Lowlife fucking fuck that. All right well I tried not to fuck so you have the help of big Steve? Yeah, yeah. Let's go forward. All right, in the whole way as you walk in on either side, there are two ways to go, you can go left you can go right and it just is a ramp up. There are no stairs, it's just a ramp. Hmm, the top of the stairs, there is a door. Okay yeah. So it doesn't matter which side you pick.
Right. Should we split up and pincer this place and crap move but blow the crap in some of crap. Fuck that. Yeah. Why don't you go first left or right? This is graphed left ventricle left and he starts walking up the ramp. I think I'm gonna follow him. I would I want to see what happens. I will also follow everyone. Well I don't know you want to head wrap or yeah we can do that. All right. You know I gotta say and as and as just starts walking and I imagine Iona is following Jeff.
Just goes and then do I really am van daele. You know, I gotta say, I've been really appreciating our time together. You will get a lot of time just as me and you but we just had a whole thing where we were outside of the building. Then, you know, I really feel like we connected there in that whole time, that the rest of the crew was talking to the stands. I appreciate you. Open it up to me and, and me open it up to you.
And I know that that wasn't recorded or part of the show last episode, but it happened and I wanted to solidify that and the cannon. Yeah, of course. Yes, I liked your story about the monkey. Thank you. Van daele. I like your story about how you met us for the first time you telling it with your eyes to me. Yes, yeah, we got smoothies.
It was great, it was great. Well, up we go and you all had upstairs to the upper deck and my mark phrase, just came in mind that had whether the song really cruel. When you decide to want to go after, right? It's always want to be right? But if it's left, Alright Rosco knifed but the song always says, you know, because it's all right. It's all right, it's all okay. So you guys are now standing on either side of the upper deck in front of closed doors. There, arisaka people.
The doors are closed. You do not know. Listen, behind the door. Roll perception, 15. Yes, you hear that there are Two people near you behind the door. Yes, there are two people near the door where you are. Gosh, we just break in again. Smash the door. We could do a sneak attack. It's making a suppose. He's like fucking dog. Meanwhile, cut to. All right, you guys were going to be sneaking.
Should we listen to the door? Well, I think I'll do just land to a 0 to 15. You also hear that there are two people near your door. There are few people just right outside the door. I don't think it's gonna be a problem because then they'll you say a fancy leg yours. Go ahead just bust down the door and I'll come and shoot, Iona, reaching clear of India, and else has to jump up and down.
Silently gonna do a big clear. Well, I was thinking, so I know that I got this flight suit, so if you put on the flood so you could sneak in and then you know, when they if they think that you're one of them then when they let their guard down and you could attack them, you get a message on your tile. What looks like that plans out the door. All right. Big Steve. Go Smash and big Steve smashes. The door at the same time. Then Del smashes the other door, if you wouldn't mind rolling for
that. Iona, do you want me to roll leg? Yes, then Del rolls 16 and kicks the door open and in front of Jeb Vandal. And I owner there are two arisaka soldiers. No one left hand and, and one grunt Big Boy. Steve kicks. Open the other door rolling, a26, brawling the door flies off his hinges flies forward and hits. One of the two people on the other side of the door, one of them, being the grunt who gets hit with the door and falls over taking six damage roll for
initiative. The first person to react after the dust settles is a owner shit. I activate my half Shield. Excellent is the left of the lieutenant in front of us. Holding a weapon. Yes, I have this fancy new electric Whip and I'd like to try it. Okay, sure. Wish me luck. Good luck. New probably, probably not your old and nine. Yeah, it does have a rate of fire of to Arisaka Lieutenant, manages to roll, 22 on a vision and sidesteps, the whip as it
snaps against the ground. You try again, rolling, 1/8 cocky. He raises an eyebrow. As he looks at Iona rolls, 21 and evasion sidesteps. The other snap. You did not roll a critical fail. So even though he does, slightly try and grab it, midair he does Miss. And with that, I take Take several steps. Down the stairs and get low. I won't write that in my report. That was embarrassing. Don't don't what I will get. I will get better. Okay?
Also don't report on the things that we do with this team. Now it's just for art, I not meant to write those down, you're not, why are you digging minutes, what? It's not that. Not my job. I've been writing this whole time up, we can talk later in a culture, a great Memoir. All right. Yeah. Well so far.
All right, so that's just Go in and swim with my sword, in front of you is one of the left tenants, he draws his sword, after seeing a door fly past him, we did this a lot on the train, I guess it's do it one more time here. It is 25 unlikely to get evasion 17. He does not pass and you hit that is 19 damage with my, oh shit, maneuver ability with your bonuses, you have 19 damage. Take another /. Okay, 22, that's a hit.
I bet. Let's see his aversion not enough, hope so 21, almost Dodges it, but you managed to get past his blade as he makes the wrong Perry. It digs into him and you cause another 16 damage, he takes a few steps backwards reeling from the pain and pulls his hand away from where you've stabbed him. You've broken through some of the armor. You can see black blood pouring down it. Well, yeah, I'm moving. I guess since the Lieutenant's closest to me, I'll just blows
kneecaps off. He's very distracted with this wound in his abdomen, he is very low on health and cannot move. I'll just take my first shot with my shotgun. 19 hits. Real damage, considering he had exploded to, well, considering he had done three hit points, left that fuckers dead because so much trauma. He goes into shock falls to the ground. And dies. Can I see the ground underneath the door? Yeah, you can see, it's but Shooters foot.
Great, go for it and so you get 2 for the shotgun 21. Yeah, that hits while damage 12 damage. Now one didn't explode but he takes a hit to his foot and him got his foot. Retracts underneath the door, on the other side of the room, the lieutenant pulls his gun out, pointed at Jeb in the doorway and pulls the trigger hitting with his shotgun for 24. He does nine damage Jeb. I imagine that a blades your armor by one. Did I get a new duster? Yeah you got you was repaired
but now it is damaged, right? Okay, just make sure because I didn't I didn't write it down. Apparently he fires his shotgun a second time at Jeb hitting 418 is one not far away. No I causing 15 damage. I played in your armor and then whatever is over 15, you take as a hit sheet. Get low, get low, get the lieutenant sneaks to his right and hides himself up against two lockers Big Steve.
Steve like Steve runs in tall and just jumps on the door, hitting the door for 18 and causing irritation, but sick the door. Yeah, there's a grunt underneath it. Oh, to D6 damage, causing 5 damage, neither of those two sixes. Sadly to the grunt. Underneath the door and you gets to attacks so it does it again. 22. That's a lot more dice. Aw 16 6.
Hello Chestnut, nice. Does 19 damage to this grunt as you hear one of his arms crack and he breaks the arm of the grunt underneath the door when he says that, he doesn't mean he wants to smash his dad. Dad. Smash Sorrows it your chat bright. Yeah, sure, jet. This is sweet roll out of the doorway and then pop pop. Rollin Athletics check. Oh Amina. Can't just let me do it. Okay. He doesn't roll. He then. Roll that Lennox, you said, it's kinda 14 good enough. It's a side roll.
You find you also wrote a crit 34 on your gun. My dude, it's girl and you shoot the guy who hit you very well. You definitely hit so roll damage, 18 damage, three sixes, holy shit. It pop pop. Is that a double Crew? That's example. Crip typical. Yeah, I know it's double crap because it's two sixes. Make one crit and then another six makes another crit. So it's 2016. 2. That's a thing, a bullet? Well I mean I have to reward. Triple six is that's really cool. It's true Cannon. Yeah.
A blow is jaw off and then he like lays down on the ground that I walk over. And I say and I say You're dead now and then I then I kick him in the head. Cool, I need eyes and then I have another shot left. So I take another shot at the other one at the other grunt who's standing, right? 20, you hit roll damage, 14 damage, you hit him, he takes a step back, opens the door behind him and steps in. She it he slams the door and you hear him panting on the other side.
Jeb roll, resist torture drugs. I thought I was done with this bullshit. Sorry. No, I was build this bullshit. No, no. Your own version to know your, the effects will still lasts a while. Yeah. Damn. It. Your old attend. Those who you find, you don't have to eat that guy. No! Will that grunt escaped into the room? And the only person left in this room, is the guy under the door. He tries his best to get the very big Steve off the door.
I don't know if this is going to go very well because they're not very strong, but I'm gonna give it a shot. That's brawling. And then the big steep will also roll brawling and we'll see what happens. Now now the grant the grant tries rolling 21 which is pretty good, but big, Steve rolls 36 and gets an extra hit in causing to D6 damage, double sixes. Samantha. I do, he slams one more time down and you hear something else, Splat, and the grunt stops making noise.
Wait, so the big Steve just literally does one, more Donkey, Kong sucks on the door and now there's, we essentially can no longer see a gap between the top of between the door and the floor anymore. It's completely flat. Exactly. The big States stands up first. Stella grunts in the other side of that door. Are we still in initiative? Yeah, combat is over. Okay, I'll walk over the door. Gently patting, Big Steve on the back. Fuck, that fucker.
See if I could unlock the door. The door is not locked. Is there any kid? Is there a window to see in there? Nope. Okay, okay, I'm gonna open the door, somebody start blasting, if you see the guy in there, If you open the door, yeah, throw me a stealth check. Y to see if you notice you open the door, okay? I was asking the group of peers. Someone was going to shoot in there, when I opened the door. Oh, I think you're asking me, never mind. I will. Okay, ready?
I'm 31 tip 2 & 3. They don't you. Ask you, you open the door and when you open the door, there are two dudes in there. There are dudes in that and I told you there's dudes in there, the shopping now, you throw, grenade. It rolls in into the ground between them. Roll your grenade 18. Yeah, that's they're pretty close. That's enough Rob damage. 28 damage, retro in the grenade goes into you slam the door, shh.
No, I roll out of the way. Okay, then Del then has to roll evasion because fendall standing, right next to the door. And how we roll out of the way, 15. Good enough. Been dealt takes a side step. There's a huge explosion. And both of these inside of this room get turned into goo because the grenade explodes at their feet and they like more Jam or dime and combat is actually over. The Silo and retro show is recorded in front of a live studio audience. Join Sano and retro.
The oddest couple in night City exclusively on our patreon at patreon.com forward, slash no latency. Why the fuck is my bed? Waivers and working. Can you talk to it? What will these two? Get up to next? I don't know why. You keep sticking your finger in that part. It's not a bowling ball. Oh God. Coolio. We decided who's flying it? Yeah, it's me. I'm just going to look towards Iona. I'm just head cocked to the side a bit. Like a like a dog gets confused. We hit the fly. True.
How did how to train and go? I'm going to stuck, put my hand flat up and kind of go side to side like so. So like I thought it went well. Oh, all right. I forgot to bring in the landing gear. Wait, to do you have a chip pool? Yeah, but I landed in that job. Do you have a chip port? I don't know what that is. All right. Rummy. Yeah, what is your pilot area called stat? If you had to put a number to it, I was going to put 1 to 100. I do six.
All right, guess it's me. I guess that I am piloting and I install the chip and it's not like a TM. So it doesn't break the cheapest arrived yet. What do you mean that she was? Why are we here? If the chip didn't arrive It did Vandal ordered it and it's got your name on the account so I thought it would be weird to have the chipper. Well why didn't we win? I mean, we could ask stranger to bring my God, I'll text her. Sorry I don't I am sorry. My emotion regulator chip is not
um, Getting current. Well you took it out so that you can put though. You work these tops that you had you wanted to take out my own version. Regulator I should probably go into palette mode. You gotta take care, it's very emotional, maybe the hell. I put the chip back hips here. Ping is sent a private drone. A little be here soon. All right, all right. I should take out a different chip and not the emotion regulator chip. Yeah. Okay if only right? Right?
The dancing shape isn't needed. You're right. I'll take out my tap chip. Can I check the computer in that room that they were in? Yeah, there's a little room in between where you are and the flight deck. Yeah. There's a flight prep room and a little office to the side and the tractor and trailer. Yeah. You walk into this little office, the door's unlocked. It's not even got a lock on the door. It's just an easy. It's like half broken because the grenade exactly.
It is also broken. In the room, though is one, Locker computer and a chair in front of it. I'd like the check mm, check. Which well, I'm gonna clap whatever I can. So I'll check quality 10, but I guess the locker and then the computer, yeah, Rolla d-10 for the look up to you. Find a hundred dead. He's cool. And then, fairly computer. Wow, so the crack that Not open 18, good enough. Yes. Do you notice that the airlock room has a security feature that releases sleep-gas.
You have bypassed this and I've unlocked the door to the flight deck. Wow. Good thing I checked that, you know, pray, but it's good thing. I found it. Hey guys. Oh, I'm sorry. Can you also find updated flight codes? So, print em out. All right. Can we take off in one of these things? I suppose we'd have to go outside and check if there are any there. Yes, I do that side to aren't there. Hopefully not because then that might take us longer than one episode to complete this Mission.
So hopefully there aren't there more Fingers crossed, but I'm binary. Hopefully, there are more might have not taken two episodes, two more episodes to finish this. If my chip at fucking arrived, I'm sorry. I own. I didn't know, you get a message, get a message on your tile. We're sorry for the inconvenience, but your package is arriving late. Yeah, hang center. It's actually on the way. I'm just saying, we get an inconvenience a lot for someone that wants to complete the
stings certain episode lengths. It's us, it's us is as if someone who plans these Adventures forced to go on, doesn't consider the fact that inconvenience to slow us down. Yes. I'm not getting it on the map. You could do no wrong, don't you fucking place? I just don't like a right, I am in a tizzy. It's just the heavens around and reaches down like yeah let's go. Let's go see if there's a outside on the flight deck be careful when you step out That door there was a trap to release
sleeping gas. So I kind of disabled it but you know, double fuck around with it. All right. Open it very carefully. You open the door carefully to the outside and the flight deck is outside, it is high up held up by the building and a large concrete pillar on the flight deck. There are four helipads and outside you find three arisaka flight Vehicles. Mmm. Anything else? No, great. There are just three vehicles here. Do they all look good? Any of them damaged at all.
Roll perception. 16 yes, Sana rolls. 29 on perception on the concrete pillar. You noticed that the communication box has been smashed. So this place isn't actually communicating to arisaka, which is probably why the Steve's were managing their particular Endeavor, but out here on the flight deck because your perception was so high. You notice that One of the
vehicles is a little wrecked. It looks like it was hit by some kind of anti-vehicle grenade and it's in a few pieces but only one side of it is wrecked, but it probably won't fly the second one has a hologram on the outside of it. That is blinking saying it has a charging problem and is out of fuel and the fourth one labeled with a four teams completely fine. The door is closed. Yet it hovers slightly. This one looks good. Remy yeah. You want to check it out?
Yeah, I'll I'll give it a good eye ocular pat-down. Okay. Classic ocular pat-down. The access hologram is asking for flight codes. Well, I have the flight codes. I'll deal with the flight goes the door, slides open. And inside is a vending machine. Well, isn't that just lucky, is that one of ours that we need? I can check the serial number as a drone camera. I, oh no, your chips here. I come out up to the flight
deck. Then Dells, grabbing the chip from a drone waves that drones it flies away. Here you go. Why are you shaking? You've done nothing wrong. I just sometimes you scare me taking a moment to readjust with that chip. I'm very sorry. I did start yelling again but sometimes this makes me crazy arisaka Prime, what am I paying for nothing? But it was, it was more that I didn't want us to get caught. No vent to stop. Blaming it on yourself please. Okay.
If we're trying to take down our sake, you really should not subscribe to her as like a pro tell you. That is one person going to do what is one person another driving tenace at the prime going to do you think about it? If we take them down, take my 11 Eddie's, take my 11 Eddie's, it's fine per month per month, that's up. It's not it's less than 200 Eddie's, but their personal enjoyment. Getting it there faster is part of it because they need it there quickly.
So it works. I need to hit that dopamine button. By now free delivery and fast. But it is the delivery would cost about the same as the monthly purchase but if you're doing a bunch of them then it works out I or what are you? But I would like you to consider. I would like you to consider how many times I have. Had something are dropped by an era soccer drone to us. Oh could you consider that? Could think about seeing that's not convenient.
I'm saying that since were fighting her soccer, we might not want to use. What if their services my $11 a month is not going to affect our fight. I'm saying for Reasons while they're having this argument, can I go shoot an arrow soccer, just me reasons, D for security reasons. Gosh, I insert the chip increases it by three great retro while inspecting. The other two. You find a decent amount of scrap and say about 50 to 70 scrap, that's a 70s crap, okay?
And you find a mounting point that Is easily removable from the wrecked one. Yeah, I'll take a mounting point for a flying vehicle. You could mount something with it. Yeah, yeah. I'll just go ahead and I'll clap that now though, right? Now head inside. Boop, what vehicle are using? Did you inspect these I wasn't out here for that this is the only one that works great. I take a spray out of my bag and I start disinfecting The pilot area Del takes out there.
Disinfectant, spray and starts helping Nail them on my face and I have to wipe it off. Sorry, his ears and listen. Good, it's a streaking across my face. Look oh God. So this is got one of the vending machines in it to be who's going to drive? Vanna White back. Well, I suppose that should be Jeb where I am flying. Well, you have the best. Got to drive the van. Yeah but I was whoop. All right, big Steve. Come on. Fuck that. Yeah, yeah. So tired. Come on, come on now.
But great job by coming with you. Yeah, they don't want to say this character is quite one-dimensional. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Jebin to all of the fuck. Dad group. Back to no latency. We could use them all friends. Comedy album them up into that will bring them all down. We need all the NPC's at no later. Yeah, we need all the help. We can get GM is upset about
this. GM should have made, somebody should have given me. My fucking chipper had an emotional change over the last two weeks about just killing Steve, so I appreciate not die. Iona you wrote 17 on pilot air vehicle and it boots up and hums beautifully get in bitches. We're storming the castle. I don't know why don't I don't have a catchphrase. Where are we taking the flight vehicle, who no latency. I expect space. I'm the real have a helipad to work.
Do we don't really bad? No, our base is underground. Come on. The phone rings. Hello, yes. How are you? Bob and Hilda, Bob a couple questions also is lovely to see you. You look fantastic. I love, I'm loving the video call. Yes, is there, is there a place to land an aircraft vehicle at our bar that I've never seen now, let's see. Yes, yeah. No, not currently your base is. Sorry. Your thing that does not exist it underground. Right? That was the brief make it under the secret.
Helipad, big obvious, you know, I'd like to wait, do you think, do you think we could take it to Tunas? I don't do not love Vehicles. I'm sure he would be excited to have, I'm sorry. But Bob, I wasn't speaking to you directly, but, no, I appreciate. No, no, I have another thing for you. Could you actually come, Could you actually come to know it? Fancy for us. I will come for the drinks and the frivolity. I will bring you that we will have Hammer Time. Great. Wonderful. It is lovely.
I'm delighted to have you hold on one moment. It can you ask if the dimensions of the lift for the ban in fit this aircraft because maybe we can just reduce the dimensions of this. Aircraft, the bomb is right here. You can. Hello, I am on video. Hello. Hey. I am watching TV screen through screen, it is a novelty yeah but very very good. Will the size of this vehicle fit in the same size of you have? You do have to tell Bob with the
size of the vehicle vehicle? Are you in learning arisaka? Flying it. Oh no. This is bigger than I made the elevator. Same size as done. A white it is not bigger, okay. Okay, thank you so much, Bob. I appreciate you. Thank you for taking my call. With everything is you love you and Timmy? Yes. Just pop, always say, I love you at the end of calls, they eat the Europeans are very an Eclectic, right? Okay. When it's real sweet. Verner. So, Jeb, what heads down?
I was doing the thing that Jeb does. I don't know. Yes, sir. I love this Vehicles relatively silent. It's part of the antigrav thing. Oh yeah, that's better. That's a good impression and Jeb heads down. I'm going to kill you. Jeb heads down, jab. I want you to roll me a D6 twice. The best roles you rolled badly. You do not convince Dan to come with you unless you want to try and really do it. What was the 2264? I was gonna see.
Like if you rolled high enough was gonna be like, are you grab this many people in one of them bugs off but that's really low. So I'm going to say if you want to actually convince them, you To actually do it. No it's fine, whatever. Get out of here then big Stephen aren't even friend start. Fuck that. All right. Jeez man is not. Have we need to change our name. Jeb it. Thank you for your help. We're going to steal one of the vehicles upstairs.
There's one for us, right? They're all working in great. Oh yeah. Because we have to break into this place. You're going to let us have a vehicle. Sure. Yeah, there's two up there. Oh, great. Well, a thank you. Yeah, no problem. Well, the hey, can I just say before you guys leave Steve's? Ya gotta say, super cool. About you guys totally forgetting about how we Janice out of you guys. I really appreciate that. You, you freed us? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Right. Cool.
Well, have fun. Hey, YouTube. By now and Jeb leaves without his Steve friends. Iona, retro, Bendel and Sano fly off towards tuners. And you've got a little bit closer to getting what you want. Next up on. No mittens. Hello Joy. Look I'm just gonna be straight with you. We're about to go into some serious shit and I just wanted to let you know that I. Hi I'm here don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
Yeah you need to program this so we were able to land safely on the top of the main arisaka building. I would like the foam Catalyst to happen in case we do crafts 12,000 to make you work harder to To make you feel like you're always in danger of losing your job then. Don't show me your eyeballs. I just want open and honest communication and I just feel like I'm not getting it. I'm also keep. Could you keep that a secret? What the fuck are you talking about?
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