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No Latency - Ep.6 Stranger on a Train

Apr 07, 202149 minSeason 1Ep. 6
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We finally meet the allusive Stranger. But getting them off the train isn't going to be easy.
Getting off the Train is going to be a ride in itself...

What kind of trouble are they all leaving behind?
How are they going to draw attention from their escape?
And what's Retro cooking in the kitchen?

Only the dice will tell.
A Cyberpunk adventure continues...

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Transcript

Last time a no latency. Greg, you son of a bitch. Hey there, man. How's it going? Have you seen anyone? Damn of stranger know, if you'll be able to get him off of here. But yeah, no, he's on the train. There's a guy in an era. Soccer, uniform looking really angrily at the ground. Now, that I'll stick my, he played into his face. Oh my God. So now there's the dead for the purpose of killing than arisaka. Must do some Duty for you. Don't fucking kill any more

people here, right? Can you take us up? Take your own way. They're gonna fill out paperwork in the fucking dead guy. You just killed I haven't seen anything that's happened with what happened in the prison car, because I went all the way to the other end door opens. I have just gone through because I just I just want to get to that. I mean, I imagine it's safe to assume that you heard the alarm, right? But I'm also scared coward and I refuse to move when alarms going off.

Well, you walk into another room. Umm, it's a Barracks. There's bunks setup. There's a tiny little area for like snacks. There's a machine for free, heating up food, from a vending machine. There are too many machines nearby bunch of lockers for people's personal stuff and then there's a cage room at the back with some very basic and like cobbled together weapons very Salvage e, not very expensive, but still, you know, some decent Tech and there's some just some

guys, like doing their thing. Hanging out after the Some of the men taking some of their stuff off and put them in lockers and things. I'm going to try to put on my bravest face even though I don't have one. Hmm, and make my way through, try not to show how nervous that I am, although I probably will, I, this salvaged Tech stuff at some point to see if there's anything that interests. All right, Romy perception, 14, just at the back, you see?

See, there's a guy working on a vending machine. I walk up to him and go a minute. Hey, what's the problem with this? What, it's give me a minute. You can have your cigarettes in a minute and I perceived to see what I think. The problem might be sure. Jim 14. Yeah, you don't see what's wrong with it. Mmm. All right, yeah, just just wanted to chat with another fellow Tech guy. Yeah, in a minute. He pulls his hand out from underneath it, pulling out a, can these fucking things?

Get stuck all the time. Cracks it open takes a swig from it and puts it down. His hand transforms in something else and he sticks it back up and the vending machine lights up and comes back to life. There You Go. Whoo, bitch. I stack the vending machine blinks and goes I love you too. And he takes a sip and turns around go. Right. What do you want? I'm fucking you. My name is Remy. You can call me retro if you'd like we're here because we're trying to find the stranger.

The stranger the strategy. Yeah, there's no one here on this. This vehicle called The Stranger. Well, he could go by stranger. He just always known to me as the stranger. Oh, he's known to you as strange as the stranger. Is he now I don't know. You know, well how long you been streaming? How long you known this Trader? Will you? You told me that you knew him is the stranger. Excuse me. I've been told told that his name is by The Stranger, huh? Interesting. Well my friend you do not no

stranger. I don't obviously I'm trying to find him I don't know him real well. At that point, I think Jebediah opens the door catches up. Oh hey retro, you found the stranger. There's a man who knows his business. Obviously Jeb does. I don't know who you are. You're just strange to me dickhead, I'm stranger. Motherfucker. So you guys getting along, all right over here, who the fuck are you? Me I'm Jebediah from the the Westwind pack. All right. I'll help me out these clowns

zipper him. He killed the man back there. It was. It was nasty. Remy. I don't know why I hang out. Smells This is Gil. Guy is a putrid smell of burning flesh. Is yes God, I'm here is, I think in that that was machine number four? Do you know? He deserved it? Just wanted to be sure he deserved it. Well then I guess that he's a dead. Yes he is when he's gonna dry heave in the corner. Yeah. Well, television, the dry heaves. There's a new one.

How is this possible? I was what possible dry heaving with no mouth. I don't know. Miracle of Technology. Stranger tell us something. We can talk to you. Maybe over here, you can talk to me right here if you want a fucking. Are you think I'm gonna walk over to somewhere private with? You don't know who the fuck you are? And Jo dekha looks around and leans in I asked to do dominant. And those words, it precisely his eyes light up and he drops

his beer. Wait. And he pulls out a gun and points. It at Sano. You were a soccer Hecox it? No, he is not arisaka. I killed someone from arisaka. He lowers his gun. Puts it back on his back. What did you say corpo he's not arisaka. I've seen the arisaka as I do business with your sock. Has scales at you when you say you do business with them. No, I know I hate them just as much as you do. And I know what they did to Dominos eyes light up and that's why we need you. What you mean?

You know what they did to Domino? I own. Are we really telling them what happened? I am right now with everyone around. Well y'all know what happened to Domino? What do you know about Domino? Stranger, is it safe here? Come with me. And he goes towards the side, Cabernet opens this door on the wall. And it's a maintenance room. That's got some pipes and stuff in it. It's very loud in here. He opens up his hand guimard and his hand transforms and he reaches out jimbob.

What is it? Signaling? He wants to do something to your ear. Oh yeah. God goes into your circuit. And the sound of the machines in the background lowers, like it's almost gone. But great. Yes. Wonderful A Romeo. This is just the way it has to be in order to do business. You have to tell the truth and a good lies. Mostly the truth. Anyway, no reason to lie to you stranger. A mistake was made when Domino. tried to come back from the other side of the wall.

Wait, Domino went to the other side of the wall. Yeah. Oh no. Yeah, he's in trouble. I hate to be the ignorant one around here, but what the hell's going on dominoes my son? Honda, what? You're not attack. You wouldn't understand. I mean, you raise them, right? Kinda. I didn't even mean to. And then they were just there. and then, they just got bigger and Then one day they were gone and then I heard about this new fixer and I was like well no it's not. Yep. Yep.

Yeah that was years ago. I never thought he'd leave not City. But I never would have thought either domino. Domino the helped me out quite a bit. Huh. This is work and recently so it so he went to the other side of the wall. Yes, they will. He come back. It's worse than the Badlands out there, you know? I think I own a better tell you, than me. I don't have the right vocabulary for it or melt sleepyhead. Well, he requested, some assistance, releasing him from

the other side of the wall. How is he stuck on the other side of the wall? He contracted us to get this, the star. And unfortunately, what we were told and believed was the star turned out to be a stare and you hear the faint memory of this smart. Transport a iRig. Star. Yeah, it was a smart transport a iRig and that's not a real thing. That sounds like some bullshit. Acronym that someone made up to to set up a trap to fuck me.

How did, how did you get them to the other to the wall, to the other side of the wall? What, no did you use? I had a, I had a stint, right? And Domino told us to go to the closest one. Which was closest. Note was in the arisaka building. Oh, fuck me sideways. I'm not a Netrunner. I was I supposed to know this. Wait, no. For an AR Domino's, not very fucking smart. God damn it son. You went into an arisaka building. Yeah, I killed a guy. Who does that make you feel better?

A little. Technically we killed three guys. Wonderful, but also you should all be dead. Yeah, I'm surprised you're alive and well. Well shit. That's not all not Domino. Wasn't the only one of his kind there. There weren't other vending machines but well no dominoes not really a vending machine. Wait, Domino's was a vending machine but are we doing all this to rescue a vending machine? No word what? No Domino? What the Domino's have? An AI? I made by accident, we're doing this.

For day, I did you not get the memo. I thought Domino's a person, Domino's one of the one of the greatest fixers in that City you're telling me that this entire time, he never calls it Dad. Jesus teenagers are the same, I guess, flesh in digital this teenagers. That motherfucker's almost 30. It's just getting more and more ridiculous as we go along. Look there was another AI there at arisaka. Well, if Domino's in the arisaka building we've got a In a

mountain. Now, recycle can hold on to that boy. They'll do some pretty fucked-up, shit. Yes, no I no I no expert on artificial intelligence, but I am. How can you keep an artificial intelligence hostage? He put them inside a firewall. A firewood corporals. Got a brain. Oh, wall for electronics. Well, how do we break down the wall more Electronics? Basically, Tech cyber The Stranger. That's the whole reason. We're here to break down the wall. I mean, is that what you need?

Because if you were here to help Domino, you're on my side, we're here to find you. Plus, there is something I wanted to ask you, since you've been spent your time on the train. Do you have a moment? Sure. Do you do you guys mind leaving? But now, and I have a private conversation to have with strangers. Ali, I respect privacy. They sure. I must process that this mission is horny. I alone and by myself as well, if it makes you feel better, it's to hurt the arisaka, it

does make me feel a lot better. Okay, thank you. So no. Well, do you? What do you need? I need to know more about faithful. Faithful. Whoo. I mean if anyone's going to know, More Than You Know, Jack jochum over here. And you've been on the train. Wow, a few weeks now. Well, faithfuls the front car pulls the motherfucker alone. Never turns off. You've heard all of that aspect? Yeah, I know that it's everywhere. um, so, the phrase around here is it's the the light that keeps them going.

But they don't mean that figuratively. There is a fucking son in the front. Now they have a fusion reactor. Okay, that sounds very, very dangerous. It is very dangerous. They run it on any. So these canister things called Duo's, they split hydrogen and two forms, and then reform it to create a lot of energy. I have no idea how it gets it running now, because motherfucker, rev, he's not an option at the time, plugged into that fucking machine.

And every now and again you hear like noises from it. Yes. Oh, maybe ask again later. It didn't really explain it to me too much. I think there's some extra shit going on. I don't know. There's a serious amount of mass to stop that turning into a fucking explosion. How are they keeping it? So contained. You'd need to do a serious amount of math constantly. I'm do you think that rev is doing that? Rubs old, he's old work. Maybe. My inkling has something to do with the yes.

No, maybe ask again later guy. because it's no voice that's on this ship and you only hearing faithful, Without fuel, they make it in the hall, in the next car over huge canister motherfucker. You put a canister in and it spits out two kinds one. Just with hydrogen, they send that down to engine to and one that's called a Duo. My God to people wince when they drop those who, who, who I would

not fuck with that, okay. But if you guys want to get me off this train, You could do you got to talk to him? I mean we could try and sneak me off but I was walk around as much as I want to, but it's sneaking is not something that I do very well. I think, I mean, look at me, I don't blend in here without you and looks at ventolin and looks up and our assistant. All right. My name is Ayana, by the way, nice to meet you. I honor, I'm Richard Richard. Everyone calls me, stranger.

I know my last night. I would love to help you with Domino. I really need to know more. about how they're keeping faithful running, well, the fabricator would have the schematic for the canister that be useful. Absolutely. Well, fabricators in the hall and then the control terminals inside the front car that's guarded at all. Regard got two guards on the door to faithful and then Faithful is critical fucking throne.

You got Raven there and their assistant and it almost no one's allowed in there, and if you do go in there, it's like looking knots the Roundtable bullshit. It's like, you must meet the king. The guys got kind of a big head. It's gaudy and unnecessary. Yeah, for a fucking train their do fucking nothing. I bet you. Oh, absolutely. That is something that we need to do, though. Sneak me off. No. Get the schematics.

Oh well. And then we can get you off either sneaking which probably won't happen or talking. I'm just I don't think that I have enough Eddie's in the world to buy your way off of this train. No, you do not. Mmm. And the era soccer after me. No, if I come with you, we'll all be in danger. Oh, I know I we found all your letters. You did not do a very good job of deleting them. Oh, you found my shack. Oh yeah, we went looking for you shit but my fucking fishing rod

by hand. Help me get the schematics. Will get you off the train and we'll get Domino back. Sounds good to me. Thank you, Richard do anything for my son. Right? And You Vandal and stranger come out of the closet and he puts his hand up to behind your head and turns off the function. So you know him normally again. Anyway, so that's when I that's what I went all in. You know, I had I had a straight All clubs. You know what? That motherfucker had a royal flush.

I couldn't believe it. I can really like a couldn't believe it. I can't believe it. I totally believe, I think that guy had you pegged from the start guy is as lucky as they come. I'll tell you. You got a ever considered, he might be a cheater. What? Oh, you're done. Having your little Seven Minutes in Heaven over there? Yeah, stranger here doesn't have quite the stamina. I was expecting. Huh? Strange interest loans. So what's the plan now? Gonna go save your son or bust

him out of fire jail. What is it again? Firewall, right? Right. Right, right. Bring it on the wall. That's right. That's right. That's right. So how we do it? How we do, and how we get in there. First, we gotta get me off this fucking trying. I all let's write your you prisoner here. What I never talk we can it was me walk around because otherwise, you know, I can't fix the fucking finding point is to stop us getting you on our Vehicle.

And driving off who with you, probably the guards. I think, well, there's not an a contract, right inside? Nothing. I mean, and he pulls out, he lifts up his sleeve and there's a black ring around one of his arms. I mean, there's this. What is that? Do I know what that is? Yeah, you do. It's the human version of his app collar. If he leaves the area around the train there, it'll send off a synaptic shock and try and stop his heart. Oh, yeah. That that, that's bad. That's real bad.

We can't leave him without him. That thing stopping his heart. I like my heart. I haven't had to replace it yet. I would like to keep it please. Hmm. How I'm surprised they put that on you, man of your stature and your knowledge would have thought you would have found a pastor who was part of the deal. They keep me away from the aristarchus. I stay on the train. It's a deal, huh? Hmm But when I said like I might want to leave one day. He was like you're funny.

He took my hand shook it and put this on my arm. Well, that sounds like a bad faith contract. Look, I don't hate to be that guy. But uh, retro out here in the Badlands, the only thing better than a contract is having the Manpower and Firepower to back up your side of things. Only thing we could do is either break them out with a With little Firepower ourselves or try to sneak them out without them. Knowing I'm more for the second one, the first one because I

don't want to get shot again. Also, I'm not happy with your culture. Hey, I can understand it's a little abrasive at times. I mean flavor, it isn't that abrasive? It's pretty much the removal of human, right? Well, you know what different cultures. Anyways can you deactivate this black ring on his arm TV man? I can try. If you fuck this up, you'll fucking kill me. Well, let's see. What do you want me to roll for it? It's basic Tech.

Are you confident in this? For if this man dies, we lose. Are you feeling perhaps lucky? But we'll guess I was about to say. I'm going to spend Five Points of luck on. This sounds good 25:25. I use Five Points in luck. Yeah, well I thought it included it, it doesn't know what I see. It's unclicks perfectly and you roll high enough that you get to keep it cool. Put that in my bag, that's better.

And underneath the ring, you can see there's like four or five impressions of. We're like, needles were plugged into his arm. He's like brushing as did. I impress him at all? These nice work? What model hand is that? Oh, this is a 67 z9. I mean it's not top of the line but you know, it's more moddable. I like oh yeah, yeah yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Shall we? Yes stealthily. Try to make our way back to our vehicle and leave?

Well, he was my question. I do have I've already made an agreement. There is a few things we need. Yeah. One. You must have any my dominoes. I need something for Corporal over here and then we can go when you need from the corpo I own. A, what do you mean your business? He doesn't need anything from me. We made an agreement. Does there need to be a distraction while these things happen? What can we just do them silently and quietly? Relieving on.

Big need to be a distract some for Well, we know what gets their attention? Well, do you think that you can do that without, you know, demonetised in yourself? Are there other arisaka members on this train? There was just the one. Maybe that guy was said to kill me. If you don't mind me, putting forth a sense of a moral logic. Technically they're somewhat business partners with them since they're willing to make a deal with arisaka. So, doesn't that fall in line

with your code? Yeah. No, no, no. The Assassins are always worth a lot to some guys up in the Badlands on, stop eight. Hmm. That our soccer guy was sent to the train to kill me. They caught him and put him into prison from. The way I was told, I thought they were holding him for ransom. So, yeah. So guys in the, in the Badlands get more information. I was trying to fastens if you can catch them alive, they're worth a lot of money especially

with these guys. Well, there goes my theory out the window sad. I'm sorry. What do you want to do? I own it. Can you make it up front? I can make it up front. There's a vending machine that needs my attention and he smiles at you. And get you a link. Wonderful. That'll give us time to plan the distraction to get him off. Is anyone coming with me? Then Del will go with you. Oh, hey. And then they'll looks up and quickly puts their tile away.

Yes, I on it. Can you please assist stranger. With anything he needs. Of course, anything. Of course. Alright. So we're back in eight minutes and he goes to the other room and he heads into the next car and the door shuts behind them. You guys are in the barracks. There's a like about 10 people in here at the moment. It's big. So, no one heard you because you were over in the corner near the closet. So distraction Murder. No attempted murder. Possibly. Fight. Well, hold on fire.

Jeb, you are our local expert here. Could you out thinking consider? I'm thinking the last car the last car of this tray happens to have our vehicle on it. What if it Came detached from the rest of the tray. And how would you do that? Hmm. Well, they've got to be connected somehow I imagine our local Tech person here in myself. I do have a heat blade as well. That actually sounds like it could be pretty useful here. So the issue is getting stranger

all the way to the back car. Well, I seem to remember there was a malfunctioning Vending machine, vending machine. That's been the back of the car. Look, I think you all are forgetting. What's what? What we got at the moment, everything that we've seen so far. Remi is now just got into like analysis mode because he's very upset with I own at the moment. What's right above us? Location. What do we know is the biggest distraction?

That's going to get them? The alarm system. so, Set off a fire in the kitchen cause not to go off. They're all going to go run to care of the fire as they do. That, that gives them enough of extraction for them, not to pay attention to much. What's going on with stranger? We get them back to that back to there and then we go ahead and we decouple I don't know how to do decouple. We're going to try to figure that out or we just drop the right. We just drop the ramp and just

drive off, right? Because I mean, we don't need to detach If we just drop and pull back, let it just dragged on the ground. Great, maybe detaching could be a plan B. If a fire is not effective Sano. I've never agree with you before my entire life. You guys do know what's on? Oh, right, Sano yeah. Sorry is it's an accent thing. I don't believe you.

Say no listen hmm I think you're absolutely right here we set that fire and we don't need to detach if it's the fire goes according to plan but will have will have yours truly right there at the connection in order to pull that pin. If it comes to I don't know if it would just be a pain but yes the seems to be an adequate plan. Okay, to make a long story short, what we're doing is so know and I are going to go to the back car. Jeb, you are going to a skort stranger and Vandal to the back

car. To fix the vending machine. And Remy. You're going to start a fire. Do you know how you start this fire without getting noticed or caught? Obviously. All right. I will see you all later and I'm going to head my way up to the kitchen. You have about four minutes before Stranger Comes Back. 4 minutes. 4 minutes. Okay, Sana. We should go and inspect the connecti thing that trains do. Sure. So, Iona and sorrow. You're heading to the back car. Yes.

And you know, know you're waiting for. Oh yes. Train Journeys to come back before I leave you. Yeah, right. You might be more effective at looking at the connection tonight. I would So, I could wait for the stranger instead or just ask our friend. Greg probably knows how it works. He is more your friend. Just tell him Jay bass. I'll go by myself. I live. Okay. Is there anyone in the kitchen? There's a head chef and two Sous chefs.

Is this trained very well. Set up kind of like how trains like the chef cards are kind of belt out with the stoves and that in there. I'm guessing they're powered on gas, right? Yes hydrogen gas most of the pipes you've seen on the way through the train say hydrogen there is a shit ton of hydrogen on this train. I didn't get I didn't guess who. Okay. Oh well then my idea is going to cause a much bigger. Boom that Stop. So what I would like to do is

find myself a microwave. You find my career? Yep. And I would like to find myself some steel wool that we people use to clean pots and pans with as well. As a large coffee cup, ceramic, a thing of vinegar and a little bit of baking soda and not pop. Powder soda cool you wow, 10 yupik, you all of those items. I take the cupcakes on the bottom then the steel wool pour the vinegar on top, okay? Only to about a third of a cup, put it inside the microwave, set it for said, 47 minutes, and

walk away. Okay, if anybody knows exactly what reference this is, I applaud you. This is this referencing something. Yes, this is referencing a movie that you were just crazy doing

science, you do science. I will tell you right now, this is literally from a scene in a movie called Under Siege with Steven Seagal. Interesting creates a bomb with doing all of that because the baking soda and the vinegar mixed together creating because you have a base in an acidic coming together, which can create a chemical connection, but you also have the steel wool inside of a microwave. So when air comes in for that, it will cause an explosion that's impressive. All right.

Cool. That's really good. That just happens. I think that's really neat and I'm going to give you inspiration because it was incredibly Technical and very very own brand. Well done when you come downstairs, Jeb and Sano are standing by the door and it opens and stranger comes in and goes, well, we have to go the, the little guy fucking killed someone. So we need to go. Okay, well, we got five minutes before. We really know. We don't have five minutes.

We have a lot to before they find that body. We have to fucking go. Well, let's go. Go. Why did he kill someone? I don't know what it killed some. Alright, time to go. Here we go. All right, let's see. We're asking questions about the vending machine. I was just going to talk him off, but then they fucking killed somebody walking. I'm walking off and Talking about mental, right? Yeah. That's a candle. Randall, the little one. He killed someone.

I said, make a distraction fucking slit someone's throat. He's in the corner. We faced the waves were looks like his reading. We gotta get the fuck out of here. Oh, oh, okay. Yeah, let's go. Alright, you make your way into the prison. Nothing happens. You keep moving? You make your way through engine to seeing the deaf guy in the guys.

And they're pulling those hydrogen, canisters out and sending them back to the front of the vehicle and plugging in new ones and clicking them in. Can I is there any blueprints out? There's a well, there's a terminal in there. You don't have time for that and I don't have time for that. Know, I was wondering if there were actual blueprints out. Okay, no, no, no, they are not actual blueprints out. There are a bunch of empty canisters still to go in the thing.

And there's like two or three foot ones, they're not big are about as big as like a small bucket. I'm going to as calmly as possible. Pick one up and just keep walking still still still do. Sixteen. What's your stealth 900k? Well, Dee Dee was 16. So you just made it. You walk out with a full hydrogen container. Damn. Well, it's because I just I just walk on by right and I just pick it up and I don't react like I don't look around anything like that.

I just pick it up like, it's an everyday thing. And, you know, I strive with confidence because that's what people attend to. All right, do you take your journey to the next car? You're now in the car with the big wall and the big dog And man, you guys are lucky. Nothing happens in there. You can move on if you want to bury cares. Who cares?

Keep on go, next car is the mech Bay where they were working on all those Vehicles. Some guy looks up and go hey stranger vending machine 3 is broken and stranger like looks at you guys are gonna be cool. Be cool. I'm just going to continue on walking because he didn't even look at me. So I do, you can keep going. Yeah, George's, go fix it. Yeah, we'll be sure to get that one after the one in one of the back and cargo one. There seems to be one that's been on the on the list for a

while. Yeah. Roll for that spit. That's persuasion. I was hoping you'd say that. I wrote, I rolled a 3, which isn't great. But may, I'm very good at persuasion, so that's a 1515. Wow. Okay. Yeah, that not. Just passive. Yeah, yeah. But you've got like four minutes because I want some cigarettes. Oh, you hurt them. You hurt him. Stranger your home. I'll definitely be back for that and he takes out a packet of cigarettes and go just have mine, right? Right now.

That's the normal thing that people do, right? King says Christ crate, moving, keep moving. Just hurry. I'm just smiling. Just here. We move into the next car Greg. That was quite the quick and easy lesson about this, the connections on the streets, the I just had no idea. Yeah, I really yeah. Yeah. Triple-reinforced computer controlled and you know, Chrome nearly impossible. Supposed to get through nearly well, I mean, you know no one's ever tried.

It's the fucking train, can you imagine? No, I could not imagine a city block car running through the desert. Holy shit. It's another Dragon cigarette. Oh hi guys. Yes, let us apart now. Yeah. Go ahead. You son of a bitch. I hope everything's all ready to go. We're about to just head right out. Right on out of here. What's stranger doing back here? All the machines are found in here.

Oh, well, are you sure and strange is just really shit at this situation and the suddenly just turned into a well, well actually I brought some of my own vending machine equipment that I did need the stranger to look at. That's part of the whole reason we were here, bro, persuasion. I don't know if I'm any good at persuasion, I don't know. We're about to find out. No, fuck you. I'm gonna persuasion. My cool is so fucking high. Matt Famous Last Words. God!

Damn it! What, wait, what does that mean? Wait, how about you? Rolled your old and one. And so, you got four, It's right. You rolled a one. That's a, that's a great fail and ends up being for. So, Greg lat. I'm not sure I believe you and he pulls out a gun and he points it at. I own I put my hand on my heat sword. I get ready to Greg. Whoa, whoa buddy, buddy, listen. She's off her, she's a fucking corpo, don't listen to her. Hey yeah.

Come here, buddy. You guys do that and out of court below, how many people are here, but van Del is attacking. Bendel's attacking. All right. Cool. You're cheating. You're cheating. Poker. Friend is dead. I will assist in this if I can, oh fantastic of it. I think I might have to actively. Stop you. Me and you're not going to kill Greg, Greg's my homie. I stand up for my foot, my friends, you will get in the way of my sort, then Bendel at your command.

Takes one step pulls their sort out and attempts to cut the hand with the gun in to disarm him. As I see Jeb it start to what the fuck is the word protest? I'ma put my gun on him as well. All right, everyone just relax. Greg here ain't done nothing and as the sword comes down, it doesn't do a lot of damage, but it does knock the gun down. On which gives us an opportunity for a follow-up attack. What do you want to do? How many people are in this car? It's Greg you lot and stranger.

Okay, cut it up. Okay. All right. You can roll for that. Xiao. What you get 22? Yeah. Okay. All right. Can you roll damage please? All right. Yeah. Craig gets hit in the head with your weapon and you sever his head and it lands on the ground and is he still had a cigarette in the other hand and it falls to the ground and his body flaps onto the floor. You use the he played right?

Mmm, the smell of human cooked flesh fills the room and you hear a rumble and the whole train kind of shakes and the alarm goes off and then sewed up the sprinklers and now You're all wet, you Samurai son of a bitch and I and Jebediah pulls the Colt 45 and just names and straight gets on his head. She didn't do nothing wrong. He was going. Hey, we love goddamn time for this.

Everyone in the car. All right, stranger goes up to the wall and smacks his fist against a button and just big like ramp that you came on earlier, start to lowering out. A warning siren klaxon goes off as it keeps descending. Sideways it klaxon to the ground get hurt. I don't, I don't, I don't I don't have that other thing to do, oh, I get it, I get us the fuck out of there. And tuba diet hits the hits, the gas getting out of there as fast as possible. Romi driving check. 1616.

You pull out of the back of the vehicle you turn to your left to go backwards along the track the klaxon slowly disappearing behind you. Sound that replaces that it's the sound of rolling. A metal sound of vehicles. It looks like you're quite out of the woods yet. Next time on. No mittens. It was attempted to do his goddamn job. So you should respect me doing my job. Unfortunately, you have you have you have a more important job to do, currently? Ah shit.

Here they come. I know this is a really cliche line, but we have company. Wow, these bikes very unstable Evasive maneuvers. Just mind driving and we will do the rest. Yeah, I'm going to take that last shot just because Santa was goading me. You know, we were doing pretty well before you did that. Hey, hey, I will let you go ahead and insult me all you want, but you do not disparage, Vanna White. Hi. Just your friendly neighborhood. Cat cleric on thrill. And here's a word from your

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