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No Latency - Ep.54 Kats in the Barracks

Mar 23, 202242 minSeason 1Ep. 54
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Car 3 of the Train awaits and the Retro sends in the only thing he truly trusts to check it out. After some time the crew work their way to the barracks grab a snack, Sano and Henna perform some moves from their past and Ioanna contemplates role play with the enemy and friends.

Will roleplay help Jeb get better? 

Who does Retro trust the most? 

How strong is Kitten Katch truly?

Only the dice will tell.

A Cyberpunk adventure continues...

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Last time a no latency, they'll have a big, a on a, we all have a very specific brand of shoe. All right. Well, if you could tell by their Pumped Up Kicks, and let's do it. Exactly how fast is too fast. Oh, he ran away that piece of shit. Wait, I was thinking maybe thrown an aid in there. I am in the middle of all of them, huh? All right. I brought in / / and try to do a backflip away. Retro York Shield is engaged, right? It's gonna be real loud. So you might want to cover your ears.

Ears with your swords coward. Fire in the hole. You can do it buddy. Wait there's more train it's a lot more tree. How many wheels are gonna have to kill a lot? Most likely goddamn weave with anything like the Steve's so sorry. I just touched your hand that's fine just mad I got a hangnail. So you unlocks the door to the next car. What do you do? Walk in a sauna asano. You're really just going to walk in. Yeah I have an idea. Should we listen to the door

already? Do we know what's going on on the other side? Yeah, we didn't. Alright, let's listen to the door, tell me what, tell me how you're feeling door? We're here to listen, you know know whatever asks, thank you so much. Honestly, I just feel really, really unseen people just go right through me. I love this open up. Jeb, I just opened up a job. I love this role-playing as the door. They literally. Are you into Roswell? It's not jammed.

This clearly is just an accent and this is just a door, but don't you? This is in the deeper. This isn't the future and all things have ai as we've Known its canonized from with Jeff. Is he doing? Do I have to write that down as a side effects, but I feel like, I'm not quite sure. You'll yell, Billy's are going to just sit around. I'm going through this door. Ted, I am just trying to listen to the door.

Well, I rolled a 17 year old, is he Teen, and you hear a few voices on the other side of the door pretty distant. But more than one. Okay, I have an idea, I'ma send in my agent, do a little bit of a scout around, okay, your agent. Yeah. And my reach into my jacket. I'm going to pull out my duck. Mama Miller could see bridling up darsh Ali, open up the door and I'm going to let Mama. Mama didn't raise. Yo, what the hell is that? It's Mama mallard. My duck before iona's be BFF, mr.

Smith Stoller and turned her into a box. Oh my God. She is adorable. Slow Rickett. Her haven't you taken damage today? I have, but my mother is also a scotchgarded her before we came out. So she's fine. Oh, so the bullets just graze just slide right off of her. Back. Okay. Scotchgard works for all crack, Remy. Where did you get this duck initially or do you want the whole story? Well, no I've seen the box. I just need to sort of where you

were keeping it well and has. Mama Mallard already made it through the dark on the other side of the tree islands off doing a little Explorer. Yeah, so Mom valid I found my Mallard at a pond one day. And that Mama was part of my Halloween costume, right? Member because I duck on my head for a while. Yes, I do. Remember. That's why it's some point. Your be BFF stole by mounted and turned her into a box machine. One point, what are these letters?

You're using? Be BFF big best friends forever but all right. Yeah. So anyways well, I was really depressed about losing my Mallard and then, you know what, Ping out of the goodness of their heart. During Christmas time, found out who stole my mountain and then me and this Kick-Ass group who didn't, you know, like, treat me like crap and call me names and think I was crazy. Went ahead and helped me rescue. My Mallard kick the shit out of a bunch of construction workers.

Lock one inside of a porta potty at one point. Destroyed a Veterinary place. That was actually a Taxidermy Place telling you, he thought he was Santa. So it was it was all kinds of nuts. So you went on a side quest but also sounds like a very ungrateful of the friendship that we've given you. So you got, how does that story? Is there something that I misinterpret action? Yeah, he loves that Doc and he makes it so that I have to live with it. And it's terrible. I hope it gets shot and Ice.

Well, the docs Mac, the dark returns. Damn God, damn it! I'm a mallard. What did you see? I'm amount of looks up at you. You did a good job. Mama Mauer, and I appreciate your help. My Mallet looks up at you and quacks quack quack. Hmm, interesting. Don't like back at the dock. Uck jab. I'm sorry. I sometimes do that was Sloan and I think it, I think slacks it. So I thought maybe bubble, mailer, bad luck? Don't you Mom L? Don't you? Oh yeah. I'm a mallet.

Gives you the side-eye. Oh no. All right, she's an angry duck. What is that's creating a nice? You said about the reproductive system? Do you want to roll to work out what that means? Well me and Mama Mallard have such a connected pass. I would have thought that I could understand what they mean. Either quack. But okay, not you rolled 19 in conversation. Yeah. Yep. What you deem from this is Mama Mallard went into the next car. Didn't go into any rooms because

it doesn't have thumbs. Yeah, I'm returned and you didn't hear anyone go. Oh, it's a duck. So, that's important. So they're not paying that much attention in there for sure. My Mallard couldn't count, how many people were in there because they can't camp at me can't count past three. But obviously, there's more than three in there, that's very funny. It's not funny. They have a counting problem so I'm gonna go into the room. Alright, so I do you got in the

room? You walk into the next car. After the train and it's the barracks and kitchen and you're in a hallway as you walk in to the hallway. It's empty, everyone, it's empty. It's why no one freaked out about a duck. Can the duct and die? Mama mama did a fine job Sano. All right I'm just mad because my Mallard you know it your soap so yeah and now it's ships everywhere and it smells like shit and Bubbles to in its disgusting. Well I don't think it smells that bad.

It smells like lavender. Because that's what you use the soap with. And that's your fault for leaving gelatin and lavender out or bomb, our to eat, okay? This is gonna poison my duck with your stupid. So did love that. I'm telling, I'm pulling my gun. Oh, Jesus, listen. Listen, shut the fuck up. There are people on the train. We have to get to the front of the train and I don't want to argue about a duck. Okay. Okay, I'm killing that duck. You've gone quackers, so that's a lot of noise.

I need everyone to roll a stealth. Check the fair enough. Everyone passed a stealth check you all did very well. However, then Del rolled a Crip 26 and they press themselves up. Against a vending machine. And they put their hand up, right? There's a console right here. Next to the door, is a little screen, says inspection console. It lets you see into the next room. I found a thingy girls. Thank you so much. That's very, very helpful. What fun? It's a console that inspects.

It's an inspection console as you seem to the next room. What do you mean? All? Inspection Castle, Miss. They're all right, I guess I will go. And check it out. All right, on the screen. You see that inside, there are three dudes. Wow. They must be not very observant if they didn't hear us yelling the other side of this wall here, the train is kind of loud as well trainers. So it looks like to Grunts and

over you. Is that a real you to Grunts and a cardinal Colonial tenant and Lieutenant. Thank you. Those same as the last joke, a bunch of grenades and you sure you want to waste your grenades before we get all the way through the end of the train. I know lots of credits. Also, this is a Barracks. What if this explosives in there? Does the scanner thing show? Explosives perception.

Roll perception. See if you can see explosives on this, tiny camera screen, 19. You do not see any explosives on the screen, you do see that one of the vending machines has a grenade in it. Those are practically bulletproof. That's fine. Yeah, if it explodes it all kill the guys better. So it sounds good to me. I have an idea. I just made a couple gas grenades. Maybe we toss one of those in. Let him fuck up a bit.

Well, knock them out. No, but I got some of that I got to smoke grenades from before and I got some kitten catch that. I just keep get randomly you finding on people and I could make some kitten catch gas grenades. I mean probably not gonna knock him out but it'll probably fuck him up. If you desire to do that, I will not stop you then yeah, I do that. Really? Yeah, I've we've already proven that.

I've already been able to are allies the kitten catch before for when we went into the bank, right? So, I'm going to use that same ability that did before to make the smoke grenades in the kitten. Catch grass. Yeah, kitten. Catch. Gas grenades. Sure. You can. Some kitten catch grenades. I will say you did have the ability to vent things before you saying that make your grenades, by all means momentum or you'd have to roll today. You didn't make me roll last time, huh?

Sure now, that's cool. You get to do. All right. Well, what you gonna do? Okay, wait. So I know you have a pretty good perception in there. Did you see anything that looked like a venting ability on there or something? On the console that allowed you to vent the room? I will look but probably because we're in a train like a window. Sure, there's got to be a window. See, a wake up, you rolled a 13-4 perception and I I rolled under that. So yes, there's a window.

Okay, there is a window your plan sucks, retro, you don't know that yet. I will gonna waste a surprise opportunity and not throw grenades and throat useless getting catch. Fun, do your plan? Well, now you're gonna be pouty about it. And you have is a little salty. No, no. You go ahead and Do you know what, if you're gonna complain about your fries in here? That's back at home. If we if we keep talking about this so please you go ahead fine. So yes, stupid plan.

Yep. Yep. You can tell from where the window is in there. Right from where the window is. Yeah. From where it's not a pointed out where the window is in there. Yep. Okay so when I'll toss it in there we give it about two, three minutes, right? If they come out, we blast them at that point. They don't we open the door and you shoot that window first. Thing that way. We don't hit it. Have it hit us now. That's good. Planking, get a little ventilation in there. Yeah.

All right. Ready, I'm ready. Okay I toss them both kitten. Catch grenades into the room. The door was locked. The next door, right? Can we unlock the door with the panel? Yes. Wonderful. Well, unlock them in then. Lock the door again. You can lock them in. That's brilliant. Actually wait. Now that I think about it. Why would just disable the lock-in period and just leave them locked in there forever? We don't even do anything. Yeah, we could, you can throw it, do your plan.

Throat, can catch. Maybe they'll become cats and then we can lock them there forever as Apps like it, beautiful, ask cats. So unlock door, open the door, partially toss them. In close the door, blocking dot right role for it. Ooh 19 very good. Your throat just one. Yeah just one for now. No. No. What pocketbook will do but we'll grab. Oh, okay. You throw to kitten catch grenades inside and they I want that area is saturated.

Yeah and they they're they're locked in a room now, surrounded by kitten catch so that's going to affect them and you lock the door. So you don't get to know what happens. I'm a mired of the door. I mean, you could look on the screen I guess. But I'm here, I'm looking at the screen and the screen is filled with pink smoke. Well, looks like they went off, that's so cool. So we just move on or do we really need to kill the Clones? Let's Move on.

There's no closure. 30 clone in there, so, and I'll collapse the screen. It says, there's like weapons and stuff in there. We have a lot of weapons already. Okay. Well it's not like it sounds like the DNS definitely put this here to prepare us for something. And as a player, I can say, fuck you DM, I'm moving on, I could say that I think it right to his face. If only there were a DM in this real-life situations are currently has an area of that were happening.

I would have the freedom to say, fuck you. Do we need any food? There's a kitchen upstairs? No. No, but actually, you know, I could go for a bat up. I haven't eaten since gosh, I don't even remember the last time that I ate to be almost double e. Honestly, I don't think in this whole time that we've been friends. I don't, I can't recall a single time we've ever eaten anything. I've never been explicitly mentioned that I've eaten anything, that's not true. Having plenty of people.

I take that back. I'm little that's eaten at fault. Then you can we go to the next car? This is a Weird episode of all right. Yeah, so weird episode. I feel like there's a time for Urgent. I'm hungry. I'm going to the kitchen. I'm gonna check out the next card or then I'll stay with Sano. Jeb. Are you going to the kitchen? No, I'm fine. I'll go to the kitchen. Come on, man. We gonna go up the stairs near the back of the front of the train. Let's go to the back.

One, seems easy enough and go back over here. All right, roll a perception check 21. As you're just about to open the hatch, you open it just to crack and you see Feet, arisaka Shoes and chef shoes. The shoes of a chef. What do those look like Vans and like white slacks? Cuz they're non slip because they're in a kitchen and you don't want to slip close that won't shut. You might want to tell the others that there's more arisaka

people up in the kitchen, okay? And then Del returns to everyone, it's more akasaka, dudes up in the kitchen, more akasaka. Sorry, I'm just nervous. It's okay. I get it absolutely every time. Would you like to kick care of that song though? How many are there retro? How many are there? I saw one pair of arisaka shoes and one pair of chef shoes. I don't know what that number was correct. Yeah, that is wrong. So three. He might be giving us false until on purpose.

We don't know. Okay, that's easy. We'll just send a couple people in their old, kill him real quick, and I'll come back down Me and me and me and Hannah can do this. Okay. And Seth yeah, depending on their position by. Yeah, I'll take the front stairs and Hannah heads to the front stairs. I'll go to the other one. All right, Romy, a stealth check and I will as well 16. Nice henna rolled a 20, mmm. I know. All right, Kendall, you just made that as they rolled.

A 15 noise. You come up stairs there. That was Ken, the whole Silo and say that as you come upstairs silently. You see three guys. One lieutenant and two assassins and their surrounding. A chef, who looks kind of nervous. What are they saying? Who are your them? All right, so tell us how we can turn this microwave into a bomb. I know, I don't know how they did. I just know that this place was Fucked up. And one of them points a steak knife at the neck of the chef

you were here. I know we've read the reports tell us how he did it. It was Retro Retro to death. Maybe we need more people that unanimous now. Forget. All right, I'm going to motion over to Hannah that I'm going to shoot a grenade and she will go in and stab anybody. Just left, you're gonna kill the chef. Yeah. Fine. I will go and stab. The grunt Tenon will stab the other ground to then we'll take on the big guy together. That's cool. I like that. Do you know until they

simultaneously? Sure to see if you can use both of your second attacks to attack the third. Dude, that would be sweet. Yeah. Right. So, rolling attack. Sort of sex. Yes, this is plus 3 S upon T 2. Nice. You rode really well, but you get 21. Yeah, you're all 21. And so did henna and so you're perfectly in sync, you come forward and you get a surprise attack on each of the grunts

causing roll. 18:18 nice double sixes out of success fit, so you roll double sixes causing 36 damage and your sword goes straight through the chest of the grunt niggas. The other tip of the sword cuts, the side of the neck of the second grunt behind the chef, the chef freaks out and dug the rest of the damage that Hannah does Cuts up this other grunt as he gets a Visser, ated from behind and both of the grants fall to the ground, the lieutenant looks at Both and

pulls out two swords. You have one more action? We both try to slice through his chest like and then like an X formation sick. Both like from the bottom up. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Go for it. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's like it's a big deal and that's it. It's because I create this be cool. Holy shit. You do crap. Yes, be cool. Yeah, their vision is enough, you create, which means even though Hannah didn't roll enough, they now do tell me the call.

Wait, this guy dies. Nice. So we kill them off guys and then we both been down he gets out of sorts but it's too slow and we both he stick up our swords into his chest and Exposition both twist and pull it. Apart blood splatters everywhere is tour solve his guts fall out. and he falls to the ground, the chef, on the ground gets covered in lodz and got Sorry sorry. Thank you for saving me. But Jesus Christ. Yes, no problem to pick up, be okay.

With Corbin. Chef but this is fucked up, goddamn it. I mean, this is a person Scott's very different super different. Do you have any information on what arisaka is doing in the next couple trains? Well there's some downstairs, we tend them. Well we gave them kitten captured and locked the door so I assume they're pacified or we should you did what that's what restaurant did. Who's retro doesn't matter?

Do you have any information? Well, I know that they've got that new grenade that red was working on downstairs and and my souffle fell because of all the noise. I'm sorry I didn't the next hall. There's like a fuck ton of arisaka. A fuck ton. Yes. With a capital, A of hmm. There's a computer downstairs that lets you turn on all the the Disco lights and see through the cameras in the next place. The skylights it's the whole why disco lights first we have a party.

What are you square? It comes to you coming out at all. What if somebody has a birthday D'Artagnan we're going to put on a little bit of a show come down with me and help my friends figure out this and seeing the other arm Chef sure. The only one here. So, come on. Okay, then comes downstairs with you. Meanwhile, as trips, I know is

coming downstairs. I'm just going to talk with Jeff, you know, Jeff I think both me and so no. Have you know, really started to mature and kind of growing up a little bit. Now, typically, we just be going out and just killing everybody that's in a way, but this time we just let those guys just get gassed in there, not be even a problem anymore. I think we're doing better with their bloodlust, you know, that my buddy but y'all gotta keep all that. Domestic dispute to the hole.

All right? You can't bring that out to the workplace. Oh wait. So know who you got there. So sauna on your way, back down from the kitchen, Hannah was walking to the back of the, of the train. They stepped on a hatch. Yes. So there's a hatch upstairs to the barracks, which to the next room? No, into the room is alone. Oh, so what? Into the room that you through the smoke grenades. Interesting. So we could solicit with the weapons that the the train God's really want us to have.

If there is a latch and front top of this one made, there might be latches. And top of the other ones as well is there are hatches on top of some of the train cars. Yes, it is how we have traveled from some of the train cars to other train cars from the second floor to the first. Yes, but there's not a hatch from the second floor of this train car to the first floor of the next train car. Yeah, I'm saying that in future train cars, could be happy or hatches. Okay.

Why are you saying this? Like I'm stupid. I'd rather not say, okay. So what's the plan here, folks? You look at the other room, please. This chef says that you can do that from the panel. Sure, which panel is it? What on the door? All right, I'll check it out. Oh, you mean looking into the hallway? No, that's in the computer room in the barracks ol. The one that's filled with potentially deadly gas. I guess I did lie in its more

hallucinogenics trucks. Yes. Well they've definitely been in there for at least five minutes, so they're probably fucked up by this point, Jeff. I guess we're gonna go plan being you ready? Sure. Open her up. I'm going to Get to the back of the train car like where we entered. Okay, I'm just going to stand back. I'm just going to cross my arms and stand back there. Thanks all right. Open the door and then stop Blaster.

Bye-bye. All right, you blast open the door and it's filled with pink smoke. Do you remember where the window is? We're going to find out if this role Romeo perception check and the Rami a gun check, and what gun are you using? Moves my heavy pistol. So if I miss I just shoot again, nice. Ah, you remember where the window is? There it is arm. It was exactly where it was last time and I shoot 20. You hit the window and it's just like a vacuum.

All the smoke just got right out of the window and it looks like in cool. But what also happens is a picture from the wall at rattles off because and slaps on to the window, shutting out the sound. Outside. The room goes quiet again and in the room are three Rs. Acker agents on all fours, yowling. Here kitty kitty here. Kitty kitty kitty. Oops. Oops. And the to crawl, I'm calling them. Yeah. They're all, they're all coming towards I owner and one of the grant starts to try and rub

against your leg. I'm I'm taking out of out of the side pocket of my jacket. I am taking a pill bottle and I'm rattling it and I'm trying to get all of them to come out right the lieutenant. It's being a little more stubborn. It seems that there Kitty Persona is a little bit of a loner starts exploring. I'm going to open the previous train car and just shuffle them out into that one. All right. Rami human perception. Aren't their cells in there. Can we just put them in those cells?

It's fine. I just they're fine. I'll just blow some of it that wears off. I got a tuna fish sandwich, all I guess, I guess I will take them. Oh yeah, if you sit on the lieutenant, Um, okay. Yeah, I use the tuna fish sandwich that I got to explore the lieutenant. Can we just kill them? Bearcats on? Oh no. I killed the cat Steve's. You didn't need to that is also yes. I'm sorry luring them into the cells in the previous room.

Both of the grunts just a bay you they don't get back into a human mind at all and you lead them into two of the cells in the jail and lock them in. What about me and my tuna fish sandwich. Did you roll human perception? That's enough. What are you trying to do to this guy? I'm going to take the tuna fish sandwich. I got for a while and I'm going to open it up and I'm going to use it. Lead them also to the cells like Iona, all right, you lead him into a cell and lock them in Easy.

Cop, a toss of the sandwich too. Yeah. He starts to munch on it and the to grunts are like, they're just screaming. Oh my God. Yeah, you close the door and a cap. And now you are free to explore the barracks. Let's do it. Let's go. There's enough rooms for each of us to take one and I will wander in and go to the the back far left. Are we sleeping? No. I'm searching take a little catnap, as will everyone Romeo

perception? Check Jade, you lucky motherfucker, I have very high perception, you have very high perception and your old 21. So, as you open the door to the top left room, you see the lieutenant? That is sitting there in wait with a gun and you have enough time to do something about it. So I showed him as you open the door, you see a types of a shadow on the wall, you pull out your gun and your all 24. You definitely hit him roll damage, 11 damage, that does a decent amount of damage.

You've caught him off guard, and he hides behind a bench in the room. It's not much cover at all. You can you shoot twice with that? It's only one. No, it's all right. It's a it's a high Precision Gun that does not do a lot of damage and is also very slow but it has very good Precision but it hit good, it hit. Ways it are nearly always hits and I'm going to shut the door. Oh, smart! Nice. You shut the door. And now you know, that there is a guy in there and he's a little

damaged. Well, there's not like a window out of that room. Is there not that? You know. Okay, so careful opening some of those stores are. There is a lieutenant in this room? Did you lock the door? No, I'm holding it. Shut currently dr. Dark I think it locks from the inside, it's a Barrack. I'm just throw a grenade in there. What if there's things that we want he will. If you open the door, we can all just shoot at them but it's true. I'll shoot it really cooks.

Just one person is necessary. We're not going to all crowd into this one corner, so take out my sword. Fine, open the door. I'll Stanley. I opened the door for him. Okay, I stabbed On up to the door Romy. Evasion me. Yes, use on a roll evasion. 18 I'm also right there. I liked it because I it did open in word.

So the lieutenant he rolls a crit and rows of five so he misses badly his gun jams as the bullet like flies past both of you completely missing you both and there's this silent moment where he's like oh fuck and so I know this is your opportunity to kill him. Just thank you for all your support and Tony 525. Yes, that's a, that's a good hit. Their role damage. Good one there by 11 plus 11 damage, 14, 14 damage, because of my, well, that's spot weakness.

Yeah, he dies, you cut him in half. Yay, and I pushed the door, open a little bit more, and I kind of a kind of push him to the side with my foot. Is there anything in this room quickly? There is 500 Eddie's. and, Is it started to pull quick? What? What what, what? What? What 500 at ease and one grenade. Okay, great. I take them and I shut the door again. I have a grenade for you. I was thank you for me. Sorry, I just, I can't really have got a Grenade. That's fine. That's fine.

I you can I didn't want to do you want this one? Jim, I would love it. Thank you so much. Okay, I love her nights. You know that everyone knows that about me, you can have it. I'm the great. I love your nights. All right. Do you check the other rooms? Yeah. What about mine inside? You find a uniform. 400 Eddie's well, the 30 perception. Yeah, I'm getting to that. Hold on, find a uniform. 400 Eddie's and a permanent Deployable cover. When you say uniform, do you

mean arisaka or deserts? As in? There's four of us, and there's 400 Days. I imagine so those 400 Eddie's in there. There's a desert steam uniform and there is a Deployable cover. It's like a box. You jam it into the ground and it opens up into cover. You can shoot from here is the Deployable cover re Deployable not like, okay, so you just goes in and it's okay. Cool. Cause you still wearing my half Shield? Yeah. Okay. You want it back? No, you're fine.

We should be okay for now as long as I don't get shot below the waist. Well, I got the boiler will cover so that way. Don't get shot below the waist. Now, for one time only for one time only. I, I generally am not in the way of fire, so go ahead and keep it for now. It's my job. Oh, you could give it to Van Del bundle needs it. Hey Govinda. Okay. Nice. Luggage over their shoulder. I'll deploy it, where we need great. And I will put that on their notes.

Great, I trust them. What are the rooms are you checking? Well, no. One else is checking another one. I'll just go down the line. All right. I will also do that because I have good perception. Excellent. Also, I'm giving my shotgun at the ready. Just in case sounds good. Yeah, I'm kind of in the second door. Prepare to win, unless you kill, whoever they open. So I'm just ready to see if so standing in the middle being

like this. Yes. In the second room, you find a mini gun with two big blast shots because it's literally just sitting on the bench. You're all 29. So you get one more blush. If you want cf3 shot, I got another minigun. Awesome. No way. Are you serious right now? Yeah. Ah, God, I love me to guns. I mean, not as much as I love Great Heights, but I love me. Some it again. Jade, you find a bar of gold weird last. So a bar of gold was in the bank.

Is there anything on it? Is it actually a note? Just the first thing is, I would think of it's a pretty honking chunk of gold. It's worth of light. Pretty honking shock and goes, it's melted. Like actually is a bars are just rented and Scott Brent on the top and everything. I leave it. You leave it? Yeah, okay. And I check the next room in the Next Room. You find a broken electric whip. BDSM a honor. Yes, that's the one retro. You find you find to trap grenades. Hmm.

A trap grenade is an object. You throw it, a person, and it binds them into a pool shhhhh. Pretty cool. Wooop these feel like a jab thing because Jeb loves grenades love, do you find a grenade over there? I got to grenade. You got my shit, Mike here you go. 100 Eddie's, yay. Here's to trap grenades, the Eddies are mine. Well, you know what? I appreciate that. Thank you very much like very much. So yeah, the chef comes in and he's like chewing a piece of Jackie.

So you're in that room right there, there's a computer. That's how you turn those disco lights on. I was stealing the samurai guy. By the way, this is not tomato sauce. This is human blood. Oh shit. Jeb you're out. I'll resist torture drugs. No gambling is Jeb. Just going to start licking his uniform by now the only skill that I know exactly where it is. Always seen so many times the 15. And although, you are fond of the smell, you do not have to eat.

It smells pretty users. A little bit like tomato sauce tonight. Fucking weird. Well, you know. Yeah, I'll go into the room to check out this computer. You got the ring nobody's in there. Is that one enough? Thank god. Let's check out what this computer can tell me 20. All right? You found everything is EV was 19.

Thank you. Orangey Jesus. So you found our in Jesus. There in Jesus you found access to the cameras in the next Hall. So you can look into the next room, you found 600 Eddie's, you can transfer to your own account as a one-time Eddie address and you found access. To the turret that is in the hole. It's only loaded with one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime once in a lifetime.

Yo, and it is a riot grenade for when the boys get a bit too much, so it doesn't kill, but it'll definitely help. I'm, I sneak, I like not sneak up but I am directly behind you Remmy. Yeah. Yeah. Could you fix this? And I am I holding Anna. Electric whip. Yeah, I can try to fiddle around with it. Someone want to go ahead and I like press the button. It's like this is a pretty rare, that's why it

needs to be fixed. Yeah, I can go ahead and fill around with it. See if I can get it working. Someone else want to go ahead and do some Intel while I do that until on what? Well, we got full access to all the cameras in the hall. Oh, and I cannot break them rest. Yeah, we can shoot a riot grenade in there. You can make them hacking into the camera. This is actually I own a play. I was fucking kidding. You think I know how to work a computer? It's already unlocked.

Everything. You just have to press the area where you want to go. Oh, is it a touch screen? My time as a touchscreen, okay, I thought I touched the, it's like Five Nights at Freddy's where I just click on the room, right? Yes, Okay, it is. But yes, I click on the room. I'm a boomer with technology, I think and you see the room and inside the room, you see a lot of guys, there are three years or so many guys Grunts and two

left hands. Looks like this room might be a doozy next time on no latency. Should be functional now. I'm sorry. Do you think I know how to use this? You gave me a pregnant ass grenade here. It's called a track foreign aid. We're excited about this one. You want to come with us for me? And Jeb, I'm gonna give you the RC car with the Claymore Mine on it, and I push back on the desk and my chair rolls backwards and I get up, I pulled my gun.

You guys are all so we can't hear you Jeb because the music so loud. So, So you can on your own? Yes. Do use it now? Yes, use it now then Del back away. Okay, well Lord Almighty. Thanks for cooling the off, buddy. You got at least six seconds until your next shot points. The gun down at Rue and takes a shot. There was a to that's growing Jeb falls to the ground bleeding profusely. Oh there's oh did you not hear me? Say that? This next room was going to be a

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