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No Latency - Ep.34 Halloween Jay - Diamond Death

Oct 20, 202154 minSeason 1Ep. 34
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Halloween continues and the crew set open the Diamond Vault Bank. Seemingly a secure place to store belongings or a hostage. Ping is in deep water and the crew don't have much time.  

What will the DVB hold?
Is Kitten Katch catching on?
What really protects the diamonds?

Only the dice will tell.
A Cyberpunk adventure continues...  

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Last time, a no latency the blood race in its fifth year, in the streets of night, I hated that's kind of a tricky. I go grab my bike. I'm just trying to figure out how we're going to know which car strangers in. Yo, down, damn it. Yes, he's in the domain vehicle Jeb's bike. Shall we listen to the message diamonds? Have a beautiful pink Pang when they fight it, you hear how they sing now pings in the Tank at the Diamond Vault bank and the are levels getting shorter, they

can't hear a sound. And there's fish all around because they're buried in six feet of water. It's just one last task once pings been acquired is this what you expected when you are hired Jay I'm getting caught up on that last line. You are. Yeah, what is it? Who's hired us ding dings hired us, but who else is in Van Til? Thank you so much. I was, I was think I'm just sewing. Engrossed in the bank part. I was like, who works for the bank, so it's it's pain.

Yeah, they did it. They hired us, rassa. We work for them. Technically speaking. Technically speaking. Yes, link there. Okay. Well, hold on, if this.j person knows about our employment history, they might know about the underground. Or and they'll starts this issue. He just a big search pictures here. Yeah, that's where people were kidnapped from. Yeah, I don't know if you

remember that. So, exact know who would know that, but maybe this is the same person who also sold us out before we had to make it super Secret. Squirrel, Who Sold us out. But that's that's the question. Would they possibly be the one who sold us out in the beginning? It wouldn't be arisaka because they would have just killed us. They wouldn't play this game. Well let's let's review the clues. We don't got to review the clues on our way to the Diamond.

Vault Bank question. It's a good point. Who has been to this bank before? I have I have a question. Iona. Do they have a big aquarium inside there? Yes, they do. I feel like that's the first point. You mean probably the last? Yes, that's why we're going to the Diamond Vault Bank to look in their aquarium. Okay. Oh, you guys cool. Hey, Breeze comes over well, well, well well, well, well, hey, Jeff will you sign my? But of course I'm always willing to you know, accommodate the the

love and science. Get your ass over here. One of the few places I don't have tattooed but I'd like your signature there if you don't mind. No. Yeah. You get your ass over here. That nice and he pulls down his left butt cheek and there's a little blank space for you to say, well, so good, just enough space for me to whip out this last bit of the red spray paint. And why do you make your own sound effects? It's to help. And post-mortem the doesn't, it definitely doesn't help in post.

It is, is Reeves about to go get jobs. Dave, tattooed on his ass. Yes. Okay. That's what I thought. He won the blood race. Yeah, he's got a blank space baby. And he'll write your name. That is an honorific for you now. Jeb, Jeb, king of blood race. I say that probably raises your reputation that job by. Let's just say one sounds flare. I've only won once. Yeah, Exactly. Well, well, I was wearing my Phantom of the pop-up or a mask.

So I was obscured. Yeah. You don't get any reputation points. You're the mysterious second Rider. Yes. I like the sound of that mysterious or was their merch with his name on it. That's just raised his fault. Yeah, the flag. Damn it. He's, I put on the mask to be inconspicuous. Was it a secret? Oh, shit. Yes. Hold on. Reeves. Will you making money off of them? Yes, and you're going to give them their cut, right?

Yeah. Don't make me get I own it to get bureaucracy on your ass and pull up and pull out my gun, I hear bureaucracy. And I come I come stomping back. Yes. He managed to sell 12 Flags. At 100. Eddie's each. Yeah, that's pretty expensive Flags. Well, they're digital. They have they like live on their own? Yeah, sure. Sure. So, they get half right for, right? And Licensing. Yes. Yeah, no. And of course the gun that you were pointing towards me So an

extra hundred, perfect? Yeah. Huh. See you guys later? I really don't know why. I hang out with you, guys. You don't just show up. Oh, cool Reeves. I put a hand on a shoulder. You are very helpful to us. And I squeezed his shoulder a little bit. Stay that way. Okay. Gulping noise. All righty. And now we live. That'll open post. All right, you guys pollen to go. You want to check? I was going to say as Reeves

goes back. I'd like to pull out pretty nice joint and my out of my coat pocket, right? And just kind of like eyeball Reeves and just kind of be like, you know, you me? Well, like right now, we have to go Later later. Oh, yeah, no, sure now. Will he says it really loudly will smoke marijuana. That's a legal together. You got it? It's still legal. Oh my god. Oh no. That's right. It's Rich history that I'm smoking. Shit, it was a really high. Oh my goodness.

Good shit. All right, let's do feel so good, it must be illegal, very good. All right, if somebody drive except for me, I can't draw. We have our driver. Yeah, we've got Jabs like a notoriously. Good driver now because he won the blood race. Yeah, I've always been a good driver. Okay. Get in the fucking car right now. Thinking is literally dying as we're time in the car. It started ready to go. It's a good thing. We've arrived here at the bank. Wonderful drop line vehicle.

It takes you slightly longer to get there because Jeb roll dad. 12. But you get outside and when you get to the front of the building, you see a huge sign, big circular, round sign, and on it written in Black Ink style is Diamond Bank, vault, and there's a Lobby door, and it's closed because it's after hours. And Halloween is a Federal holiday in which most places are closed.

Exactly. Yes, as you know, in the 2000, Of the national holidays, Halloween was certified by President. Edward Eisen. Blom yeah, yeah, that was, yeah, the Stark saw win. Anyways, enough of History. How do we break into this Vault? Nothing says dystopian cyberpunk future like more paid holidays.

Like this are This Arc is really showing that this dystopian cyberpunk future is actually we have something to look forward to, and it's Halloween, being a Federal holiday straight and, and you know, underground races having subtitles. I love this place. This place rocks cities, awesome, and cut and, and cut and see him for For the ad for nice. The Sano and retro show is recorded in front of a live studio audience.

Join Sano and retro. The oddest couple in night City exclusively on our patreon at patreon.com forward. Slash no latency. Microwave isn't working can you talk to it? What will these to get up to next? I don't know why you keep sticking your Finger in that part. It's not a bowling ball. Oh God. Anyways, I still have the grenade. You gave me. I can just blow a hole in the side. Yeah. And that's going to trigger all of the security.

I'm used to cure T gets here. They'll know somebody's trapped in their vault. What if security is already here? What do you mean the Diamond Vault, protecting your diamonds with Diamonds? Oh No. Are there Diamond guards? Guards covered in diamonds? No, I think it's guards with guns that shoot. Or losers Diamond lasers, lasers with diamonds, what Diamond lasers, right? Lasers in the Sky with Diamonds. You know what? They probably cheaped out and got cubic zirconias.

Not at this, not at this Vault. No, no, no. I'm rereading this when they're fired at. You hear them saying? Yeah like lasers so our Diamond guards in their card, even tell. Oh no ping and I was right here. Hi, then we Have to sneak in and kill the guards. Don't have to kill them, kind of like doing their job right there. Getting overtime because it's a Federal holiday, it's pretty good. Truly have good benefits, okay? I have an idea. Strong union. Risky has the, the compound make

up for Kitty kitten catch. Yeah. Is there a way for us to replicate that? Why not? That sounds fun because we could get the guards cat. Hi. All right, let me go next door to the drug store and see if I can make your synthetic catnip. Yeah. Any local, I'm looking at the list right now, any local Apothecary should have most of these items DM. Is there anything that wouldn't be easily accessible cat here?

Do any of you have a cat? No, I used to have a dog back in the in the Badlands but you know, the fever come down slowly raises their hand for. Do you have a cat? Yes. You've never been to my apartment. That's true. It's probably very small and I don't want to be there. Okay. Can you take off your sweater if you insist and they take off their sweater? I turn it inside out. Is it covered in cat hair? It's like another layer. Hey guys. It synth cat hair though because like aren't real.

Like it's a common so it's real. Come come, right? Yeah, no no. Original animals exist that she's you know useless. I love her though as all cats are. Don't be Freer Amigo. Yeah, I am. I'm going to use my ability to to make it. You gotta just do next. Oh yes, you're in the store and it's all bending machines. There's a guy sitting in the corner just playing on his style. What do you want? This and I'll show him the list. Okay?

A vending machine 3 and then the machine sex, and they need completely ignores you immediately after it. Sweet. Love the customer service. Welcome, I'll go to a vending machine, three first and 100s, okay? So hundred down, get those out. Go to vending machine, 66-hundred Eddie's, fuck the bad. You can come back out and get it from me. I go to leave and I've stopped.

And I turn around. And I think any of these vending machines, something that we're looking for, they're all really new because this is nice part of town, the time of all back, is in a really nice part of town. I shake it out of my head, I'm rock. Try to try to hack, Bioshock style. See if you can't get it for cheaper? No, no I'm I'm saving I'm saving that for the Diamond Vault. Stop it. Not my good roles. Go go to waste.

All right. In a very short amount of time, you have the materials to make some of this stuff. Roll, basic type of plastic shopping thing that I've had putting all of it in. What are you doing a roll? Just basic Tech. Yeah, you brought a crit. You managed to fill the empty hydrogen tank that Jeb used in the last episode to boost off the ramp to the Finish Line. It's empty. So you managed to fill it with

three doses. Because I created, can I use this for Advantage to then pump it into the HVAC system to spread around the bank? Yes, I'm going to do that. Just one click of the whole 1/2. I'm just going to click it, click one hose, slowly release it for a little bit. And then after thinking of are about five seconds, crank the handle, all the way and break it off. Oh wow. So you're filling the building with three doses of cat gasps? Well, maybe I shouldn't have

done that. Is that what you're doing? No, no. Okay. Oh, how much is a lethal dose? Oh, cat. It's not lethal. It just makes you hallucinate for a really long time. 1/2 does. And they're gonna have a feel like they're great. The more you have, the more you look like you're in Cats, the musical they're going to have an ego to us but movie or the play

the movie. I think after realizing my mistake, I think I might kind of go and do some emergency venting, all right, you get a vent, the gas from the building now that it's permeate through the whole thing. Yes, it's sit there for a minute, just let it sit. Okay, it's fine. The start seeing green gas, start to float up against the windows of the, yeah, retro Romeo perception check. Oh, shit. I'm not good at these. I can percept.

I'll percept house 16's enough. You hear meowing on the inside? I think it's working. It turned all the cards into what stranger was. Exactly cat's toy sticks. His head out, the car? No, stay stay. And he gets back in the car. Starts licking his own hand. I think that should have worn off by now, but he was sitting in there for a long time. Hey don't you make judgments on how I live my life? Yeah, damn it. We find out that stranger is a secret for ya.

He's not so secret anymore. He's doing it for fun now. Okay, should we go in? Now event it right there, the gas starts to Spur out the sides, Romney basic Tech to make sure you get it all out. Yeah, 19, that's good. Enough it starts coming out of the vent on the top and you see it coming out of the little chimney, the green gas and it dissipates to an almost invisible Vapor. Now, the building was filled with cat gasps, should we go in

and just kill them? No, I think we should let them out like, Strays, okay, open the door. The door is locked. I can break it. And alert more guards. Okay, pick it. Mmm. Jeb, can you pick it? I've got the stealth skill. Is that what we're looking for here? I mean, you could, you could argue any skill. I could, I could bureaucrat my way around any law school and pursue only had my certainly, you know, I had my hands in places where they weren't supposed to be, you know what I'm saying?

There's also the picklock in the technique skills. I don't think any of us have And that's no, I'm quite good at. Just moment, worsen technique technique. Let me take a look and pick like lock. I got, you know what? I'm bad at it. I got a 10. Yep. So that I got to go for it, buddy. All right, it was a shot. I wait before you do that. I have I have a minor in criminology. Come. And so I have studied lock-picking apologize because I have a 12 in criminology with

your hairdressing class. Yes, that was. That was a technical school. I also got a degree at a university. How many colleges did you coach? So into a technical school in a university or yes, I see. I see you wouldn't believe. How many electives Iona took? Oh really. I have a lot of miners. It took ringing. Come on. Her in the arcs, but I have I'm out of minors later. Is this more of like a your scout now to see what kind of lock it is? It'll make it easier for me.

Yes, 218. Yeah that's good. 18 is very good. Yes. Jeb you get a plus 2 to this. Pick locks kill. All right. This one here is a it's a data lock. It's one of them fancy new fangled ones. You know I think this is low in it like an N64. Or cartridge. It'll get the insides wet and there are more likely to 24 the pants too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me give that a shot. Have you told the one you spit into this lock and it spits cat gasps back at you.

And now every other person around you looks like a cat. Wow, May yeah. I hate it here. I think she found out. I think he fell. It does look like he critically misjudged the smaller. Perhaps, what made him? Think, the N64 trick was gonna work. If someone were described critical failure to me and a life scenario, I believe this would accurately describe a critical failure in the life scenario. Should someone who's better at this try and open the door. Yeah, like the remedy, where am

I? No. Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my. Oh yeah, isn't retro. Do you find an effortless way to open the lock? Still using the information you got from my owner to help you out. Yeah. What I do in talking about that is I use an old phone freak trick where I pick like the sound of blowing a piece of gum wrapper against a Is it a little money comb creating another? The frequency that allows it to just unlock and locks here? Freak, frequency opening locks, still in the standings.

Yeah, dude. That's like an ancient trick back from that like 1980s. Yeah, it can't believe it still works. It's so crazy, right? It's, you know, understand frequencies now and he's not, I wouldn't have thought. Damn the future, huh? The future. Yeah, my teacher, taught me that one. It was one of the first ones she ever learned so you have to manually open the door. It doesn't slide okay. I will open the door and bow and kind of like that way of like in the all go I will walk in with

my sword and gun out. So as you walk in you can see a little bit of the green gas the top. It is not wear anywhere near you and it's not going to affect anyone except jab. There's a table on the left where they present diamonds to clients. And in front of you is a big window for the fish tank and floating in the middle is Ping, the bomb strapped to their chests. First, I stand at the front door with the door open. Does anyone have a can does

anyone have a cam? I have a sword and a white Vanna White there should be a. Can we just want to make it sound like we're opening a can? Okay, I'm gonna go back to Vanna White. Okay, okay, Kiki, Kiki do not jab. It's going to bring back an Bachelor child that I got from one of the vending machines as well. It'll pop that top can opening sound effect that That's four post future binary says like no because the the guards were dosed with four times the

recreational dose. So they turned into cats is what you're saying. They probably believe that they are cats currently. No. You're so around this wall on your right, where it says sales where like staff would go three Steve's. He's in balaclavas. Come out with their hands on their heads like ears. Looking at you going. Yeah. And they've got like black and white stripes like burglary outfits.

And so they're dressed as burglars for Halloween and it looks like they were trying to break into the diamond bolt bag. One of them comes up to Retro with the can and starts rubbing up against him. How nice Meow, I'm so conflicted as I hate Steve's and yet it's too goddamn adorable. I'm going to stick my fist sword through all this Roots role for it. That they're not even arisaka their Steve's. That's true.

I did, I did randomly murder. Steve, I'm perfectly fine, randomly murdering normal people. So I'm extra fine randomly, murdering Steve's. I didn't forget about you. I can't watch this. I can't watch this. Now Tony 10K, the one closest to you, the small one, you you sever his head and the slightly bigger one goes and chases the head like it's a toy. Oh my God. And now it's upside down playing with it. Like it's a ball of yarn this

head. That's just gross and Lee spitting blood all over this room. Everyone look away. It'll be fast. All right, I get that one. I get that, I get the other cat then just throttle, meow this is human. And you're going for the one that's playing with the head. Yeah. All right. Oh yeah, no. You you do very cool. So if you want to do something cool to kill both of them, go for it. Instruct everyone to look away and say, it's a swiftly and one swipe chop both their heads off

this. They were all to the floor. Holy cats. Alright. And now, there are just three headless Steve's. That thought they were cats in their last moments dead on the floor. You beat that combat encounter like that. That's not a bad. Bad way to go. Yeah, it's better than fear and anguish and Loathing in Las Vegas. Jeb Romy, resist, torture drugs. Oh no. Oh yes, ooh, that's a 9. You are not able to resist the smell of blood which to you smells like a warm saucer of

milk. And it's kind of started to collect on the ground and you really want to drink it. And you can't really stop yourself from doing it. I don't know who's gonna loop back up at this point. Oh, according this Jeb! No! Hay! As you eat safe place from the ground, though. It boosts your metabolism and the effect of the kitten catch starts to dissipate. And now, you just notice that you're eating blood off the floor 03:00. My I'm being my sword in the table. Hey, hey, I don't know.

No. All right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. Look, honestly wasn't that bad? I have recorded this and added it to his file. They were you recording that? Well, it was all in my eyeball so you don't know that. Then Del gives you a little wink, as they like a filling out a report on their tile. Okay, grow my own. I gotta say, I don't know. When is this trial gonna end? Because I can't sleep. I can't keep letting people. It is, it don't sit right with me. Don't sit around.

I'm not sure how the effects will last. After you've finished Oh, it may be permanent. Excuse me. I mean, it's going to be okay. Chet. Oh, okay, King has been drowning this entire things. Unconscious as I think over their mouth, okay? They have a rebreather on goodness, a little bit more reasonable, but Jim's. Just drinking blood off the floor. Can we save paying for his? Can I just burst this glass? Do you want to check the glass first?

Sure, I checked the glass. All right, Romeo perception check. All right. You perceive this Glass is very thick. It's also made of diamonds because it says, glass made of diamonds at the bottom, which means heavily resistant to damage. You notice in this room, that a lot of shit is made of diamonds. This place is Protecting your diamonds with Diamonds. Oh, I like the tagline of the bank. Yes, I see. I'm glad Mike. Ritz perception.

Will notice that sign below? The glass that said, glasses and made of diamonds? There's your crit also show of whether or not if we bust that class at the bomb will go off to. I don't think so, but I doubt we'll have enough energy to burst this class if it's all made of diamonds. But I do see straight diagonal. That there's a whole way that leads to the vault so you can see diagonally through the tank to a hallway.

You see the vault door on the other side of the glass, I think we just got to go to the Vault and kill any other cats that get in our way. Let's go to the Vault then the door to the Vault Corridor is locked. As we're actually making our way to the Vault. I'm gonna pull Iona side real quick. Hey Iona, can you get risky to download the last 24 hours? Of security footage. Yeah, that seems like something risky can do. We just need to get to the

security office. There's a computer in the sales room. Okay. I will take risky to the hub and install him. Cool! I'll work on the wall pen tool. So the risky connects to the computer and it starts downloading that information. Romy. Go on. Oh, I will roll. What do you need me to roll? I was gonna say bureaucracy. Okay. Um, I am, I am downloading the information to Remy's private server, okay? And you do very well. That's a 16, very good.

Yes, it you get all the information in a usable amount of time. What are you looking for in the footage, Remy? Well, it came in and left possibly during the same time. Guessing the nighttime when ping was put in there with a bomb. The footage is missing. It's Ship, but you do get a bit of information, you do get a bit of video of someone opening the door, you're trying to open with a code, a code was that enhance using an ass and you zoom in

more enhance. And you finally zoom in and there is the code 1234. It's the same. Could I have in my luggage dear Ronnie bass exact with very low. Well, that's my worst girl. Oh, that's a 22. You're fine. It was a TV 10 with the code so you could At the door opens, at the end of the hall is the vault door. The left. You can see the window and have a new angle of ping. The the I'm I'm sorry, the code to the vault door was one, two, three, four. Yeah, but the vault door has a

different lock. There are two doors in this space so I receive of course, very thankful would not you say that. Like you say that like that it excuses. The from the one, two, three, four, but Well, I was I was a guest before, but then thinking that the direct door between you and the Diamonds wasn't one, two, three, four. Everything's diamonds here. I was a little flabbergasted, so, and the vaulter in front of you is a little thicker and it has a hand scanner.

Oh, we haven't run into anybody else except for the cat Steve's. Yes, the DM did say that that was an encounter. He had planned. For us that we avoided very well, can you hack it? I could try. Is there security footage of this hallway? Yes, enhance. And play it on my face and hands. And you see the person put their hand up against the wall and tap each of their fingers as if it is, 1 2 3 4. I mean you can try it. All right? I'll try it. Also do we recognize this person now?

It's the The head. Okay. Thanks 22 to cut. Holy shit. That's a really good role. It doesn't recognize your hand, but it doesn't go off instead. It says tries left to. Do you have not set off the alarm? Can I see if this person with anywhere else in touched anything else in the bank? Yes, I put the hand up to the glass and with that other hand, they waved at a fish. Okay. I'm going to run back to the in

a white where I have. Um double stick tape and I will double stick tape over my hand to press up against the glass and get those fingerprints, slowly peeling it off. All right, pushing this doesn't work like in real life, this is cyberpunk. So so, so yeah. So he's got a robot hand, who knows what I could do with that. Oh, yeah, robot here. Yeah, robot tea. Yeah, I've got to land, man. Come on. You've always something to see if that works.

Okay? Cybertek 19. Yeah, you managed to get a one-time copy of this handprint although it will be destroyed when you use it. Wait, Did you just wait? Just wait, hold on. I another major or minor you want to talk about? Well, part of part of my business major. No of the, the technical school for grooming and Personal grooming and hairstyling we had to study the composition of skin tones and the Symmetry and asymmetry of face and hair.

And so I've spent a lot of time looking at small details of the human body. So I would like to be able to use composition to copy the fingerprints so we don't lose them well for it. Okay. Wow. Your old an 11? Yeah it's not enough. No. I Try to ruin anything. It's just sort of a no yeah I tried that'll come in handy in the future. I it was assumed. Well it's got a one-time shot and ping a guy that much air left. So I'm going to go ahead and press my hand out man.

Cool, press your hand down. Do you tap tap in the order? That was designated excellent. The Dooley. Hold on. I got one more idea to perhaps get us through this. Good luck. That's all right. Break legs for any that's not hands. It's not a plan. What everyone else had plans and I thought I was Missing out. So I'm doing the best I can I didn't have a plan Jeff the door slides open, thank you for that. It gave me the confidence to do it. You're welcome.

And inside is a big fuck-off, robot fuck. Intruder alert intruder alert roll for initiative. Damn, Sano odds or evens and odds evens. You go s the diamond protector turns to you retro since you at the front of the door and the right arm opens to a machine gun like gun and it's covered in diamonds. And you can see, inside the barrel, the bullets are diamonds. And he starts to shoot at you and he misses and the Diamonds shoot pass.

Your head and they stick into the wall and they sound as they fly through the air. Like they making music little pieces of diamond to just flying past you. And it has a rate of fire of two species again and 12. You are we needed a 13 so he just misses you with the second shot and those sing past your other ear and they twang one of your antennae and it bounces back and forth on the top of your head and arm does this huge mechanical movement.

Is it reloads bullets into the Cascade and it puts one hand over its face? Is there anything else in this room, besides this turret a buttload of diamonds and the access port for the tank? There's a lot of on the wall. There are lots of safety deposit boxes. Hmm, gotcha. Alright, do Russian with my flame sword. I rev it up sick and I attack. Yeah, 19, that's good. Enough to hit him. Where'd you hit him? In the diamond gun in the diamond gun. All right, roll damage.

Unsurprisingly damaged 112 damage right cool. You hit his armor and a blade it by 20 to plus T because of my claims under the past one tattoo. Yeah. So they take 7 damage nice and I will swing again. 22, that's way better. Do you hit the gun again? Yeah, I don't like that gun and also wanted to shoot diamonds up.

Okay, the the gun gets hit to the ground and he drops the the clip that he was attaching must retrieve and he reaches down and now he's vulnerable to. My damaged has nine damage. I get one bonus, let's just take it one better. Yeah. Yeah, I me and he's in the guns, not in great, working order and you can't fire the next time he has a turn because I dropped the thing on the ground. Don't want to get shot by Damon's. Oh boy. She really pays.

Why is Cowboy coming towards me to give you a little kick in the ass kissing? Sound effects better sound effects? So is there a is there a weakness in this guy's armor? It's a just a big hulking robot with a diamond Fist and a diamond gun and it looks like it's covered in Tech. It's not living at all. It is a robot that would just not Diamond know. It is covered in diamonds. Doma it is covered there. Okay? That's all I'm wondering.

If there's no, there's no chink. In said, diamond armor. You could spend a bonus action to check to see if you can see something. I would like to do that, then you should and I will 21. Yeah, you noticed that the space on the back of his neck now that he's looking down at the ammo on the ground. There's a space for his head to move up and down and there's no armor there will, you know, they say hit him where it hurts 21. The first shot. Yeah. Yes. That hits. How much damage do you do?

16 damage? All right, you a blade. A good piece of the armor around his neck as at the bullets Kim's, there and goes into some of its head if blast through and comes out of one of the robots eyes. And now the robot only has one eye, so it can only see through one side of its face, like sparks fly out of his of his eye socket visual error visual error. James gonna roll over to the side where he's at. That more blinded and take his sake and Shop Pro, you get a

plus one to hit 19. You him again. 12 damage. Very good. All right. He's below half health. I'm Gonna Roll. Oh that's not good. All right. He rolls Heroes badly and the arm that was holding the gun shorts out and goes completely straight. Like he's T posing and the gun drops on the floor Whiteside fault, then they'll grab the gun, use its own weapons Against him Vandal will boost with their leg to get all the way to the gun. Right? And heft have that big diamond gun up.

All right, roll damage, roll heavy weapons 9. They don't roll very well but they do manage to get the gun away from the robot. And when firing, they grabbed the attention of the diamond protector and it turns towards ven Dale, shit. I forgot to say that Vandal, activated their, she'll Belt. Look, I have a bonus action and they hit their belt. Okay. Thank God. The shield pops up in front of

them. I'm also going to activate my shield belt done and I'm going to shoot with my plus 2 pistol. So it's 22, that's a 22, you hit righteously roll damage 8 damage plus that also gets placed to remember correctly because the mou user and damage let's 10 damage you blow out its right knee and now the right side of it is fallen and it's now fallen on its side, it's very very damaged. Little red light popped up from the top of the head and start

circulating. And we take my second shot at the like, on a 1016 and you hit it. You hit it 88 damage and it's the light flies off and smashes into the one of the boxes in the back and the Box opens and out pops. 200 Eddie's and a few diamonds. It's now on its last legs, it has very, very, very little Health left retro. I would like to use my bonus action right to go, a kit and gain control of it. All right, well, I'm going to use my science of Robotics sick.

You roles at 21 and the eye that was Ed's turns green and the whole thing goes limp and you get access to some data on the inside. You get access to the names of few people who own boxes in here. One of them is owned by Steve's, the other ones owned by mr. Smith. And you also get the code for the tank access. Just four, three, two, one. Do I have access to be able to move? Send commands to it. It's right side. Doesn't move. So it can try. I have an idea for when we leave cool.

We have the Code to the tank door. Diamond protector is now been incapacitated by retro taking it over. And combat is complete. I let's see, let's safe ping but then I need to know what's in mr. Smith's box. Yeah, let's do that. I'll tell you the code so you can input it and then alternate you have and go Jep. Fucking try to score as many diamonds as you can already l.a., you know, least fingers are sticky. Do I, do you say that quite enough for me to not hear you?

Yes. Okay, they are sticky. That doesn't this place doesn't seem that secure for fault full of diamonds, as full of Corpus. They don't think anyone be dumb enough to do it. Yes, but the Steve's did it. I think the Steve's didn't have a very good chance against that robot. No. Just one during a Steve's out of the probably could have done it. That it seems like foreshadowing. It's just one, just one robot It's just one was this dumb robot going to do, is this one? What did you want?

I'm robot gonna do this? Yes, yes. All right. Well, you see the access to the tank? Looks like one person can get in there at a time, and they're gonna probably have to hold their breath to get ping out. And ping has a bomb attached to their chest. Oh, I don't breathe. Listener. This is the noise of a GM. Has forgotten something. Fuck. Just go in there and get him. You can't you see that shit? Fine. Oh also you can't kill me

because I'm dead inside. Take risky to help with bomb but can your robot head be underwater? That was for proof bag around it. Yeah I'll put a plastic bag runs. This is really if you have a diamond bank, vault gift bag wrapped around your head. I feel ridiculous there that'll protect Your vents okay. Yeah I'll go and I'll swim and I'll get ping as you pull ping out there unconscious.

But they have a bomb strapped to their chests and in it is a canister of sharp diamonds and it's ticking down. I've given you risky to help. You remove the bomb, remove the bomb. Okay. I'll go ahead and I'll carefully open up the bomb to see if I can disarm it. Yeah, well basic Tech. Well, the whole thing unlocks like it's butter, it just undoes from ping and the respirator on their face falls off with it and

they oh that's horrible. There was a big tube that came out of their throat retire, as fast as we could ping. We got here as fast as we could. Yes, I'm glad you're okay. Don't somebody's hit me on the back of the head, I don't remember anything. Whoo, yeah, let me know first aid. Oh yeah, yeah, you do you do well and you help them get back to a normal breathing, State and Europe are most of their damage Metro. Thank you. I'm soaking wet.

They squeeze out some of their shirt on to the ground. Oh, I am I here. Yay! I don't know what is Jay? It's Halloween. That's what I'm ordering. We have been sent on. A wild goose, chase to retrieve you and stranger and Vendo. And now I believe that there's one more bomb for us to go diffuse. Oh oh it's not one of those puzzles through a Halloween thing, is it? Yeah. They're like riddles riddles with bombs at the end. That's really cliched.

Mmm. Yeah, I suppose it would be fine if it was just a first, a Halloween Arc. That'd be good. Yeah, I mean, I guess so it's good to see you. Yeah, as long as it's not like a recurring villain, Yeah, I mean, it gets a little repetitive, you know, he done three already. I'm good. I do think that there's gonna be at least one more. Oh, is that? Is that what this microchip around? My neck is, mmm. Yeah, there it is. Yep. Go ahead and stick that right in retro for the crew on it.

Yeah, go ahead and stick that right in retro. All right, she got right in there. Stick arise, get around in there. Making me uncomfortable. Oh, you what? I want to do a virus. His skin was inserted in my slot on my God. All right, do it again before it plays 20. Yeah, it's clean but it has a biotechnical signature on it and only I know this. Yep. Okay. I'll start playing it on my face. All right. And it plays. So now you're a savior. How about that?

I wonder he made it alive. Can you find the bomb kittens and all before we die inside? Our journey is closing. More times would be nice but soon it will be done. Don't take too long. I've lit the fuse, everyone having fun. Jay kinda ran out of Rhymes there at the end. Huh. A little bit. I have I have been noticing that the The Riddles have been. The meter has been falling off a little bit. It's I think he's getting tired. Yes. And this one seems to be It

innately shark bomb, die. Wait, are we going back? All right, so back to her dressing game, the brain. Yes, the strangers Shack, the story. I was reading that off of your face. Shaq, mom died. It's what is the first letter of every line? That seems to be the case. Oh, there's an S and there's an h, and an A, and A CI K, because kittens. Yeah, Kinsey really make sense in that cart and then before, so to the be Distress to get that K in there, huh? Yeah.

I'm going to be R&B. Uh-huh, shark bomb, die, die. I feel like to die isn't necessary. This kind of implied in the bomb. I also thought that it seems like a little bit of Overkill, but I do think we need to get to the can before we go to the shack, can I, can you help me? Get into this box? Yeah, let's let's let's get in the Box. Um, Sano. Jeb Would you mind taking ping back to Vanna White's as well as the diamond gun and I'll whatever else we can pick. Sure.

I'll take the diamond gun and Jeb you take thing and I'll take the rest of the diamonds and not and that's all. I'll bring back to Vanna White. Okay, ehem, how many times did was I able to grab role at a 10? Okay, brother 6. You find 3,000 Eddie's worth of diamonds. We've made a lot of money, the Sark. Yeah, night cities, expensive less money. You know, I've been in a lot of debt this whole Times by true you doing really well, you've rolled really well.

You get that, that's good. So, we'll go ahead and we'll open up Smith safety deposit box at the same time, I'm also going to talk to Iona. So that chip that I just put in Was a bio Technica ship. Okay, okay. I don't know if I told you about this, but this mr. Smith is trying to get me killed and he works for a biotech Mecca. What does he want your job? I don't know. But he knows about what we're doing. So he's the most logical suspect right now. That's now that you've given me

that piece of information. Maybe I I don't remember what he sounds like, but I don't think that it's the way that his voice is recorded on those chips. So, I don't think that it's him, but it might be connected. Hmm. Oh, he was safe, deposit box. I'll let you open that up. I'm gonna go get the Steve deposit box. All right. In the state deposit, box is 600, Eddie's, and a diamond. Cool, just one. And what's in the Smith box in the Smith. Box is a thousand dead. He's fresh bills.

So there New Eddie's, there is a arisaka badge and a good little handful of diamonds probably worth about one and a half thousand Dyrdek. I will leave it open but I will take the arisaka batch. Okay, it's got mr. Smith's face on it and it's from a few years ago. Okay. And Remy, you see me just leave

the room or go as you do that. I go back to the diamond protector and I input in commands to have a go crazy and start smashing everything up, and to make it look like the Steve's and the damn protector, got into a big fight, and that's what happened. And we were never here. Do we doing battle footage preparing Rampage mode, 10 minutes and I will briskly walk out whistling, excellent. You guys head out to Vanna, White and I assume you got a head to. We're going to take stranger and

ping back to the bar. I'm sorry to Joyce. We're going to take stranger and pink to Joyce. Hi stranger. I did thing. Yeah. Yes. Okay. What long story will explain it to you when we get to Joyce? Sounds good. All right. Should we go? Yeah, we got two minutes vrroom. Vrroom? Cocky Marie? That's for post em. Excellent. Yes. They're sounds for posted us driving off. Put it on toast, please. I'm gonna put that in post. Please put a little bit of vapor wave as well.

Yeah. Really good tires Screech and start playing whoohoo. Yeah, whoohoo Halloween version of the Pooh. Its Pooh. Hello. Can I have a cup Point? Yeah, it's right. Next up on Nolan's. Who knew about us in the bar before we got raided by the cops, I guess we're just gonna have to figure this out when we get there. Sunday driver. Jim pulls around, slowly comes to stop turns Vanna, White off and Pockets the keys. So who's going to go knock on the door. This is all a bad Omen.

The vandals probably going to go for the biggest one. I knew it, I gleefully attack. The other one doesn't make me feel any better but okay so weird I don't understand why this person is doing this. What is it? The possibly gain carefully? Start to go into the bomb and then stop I guess it's time to trick or treat. Thank you for joining us on our adventure once again here at no

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