Last time on no latency and L help. How did you get there? I have a headache so I don't know. You woke up like that. I woke up like this. Hey Gator, try eating. Something a bit more meat on their bones. Why did you get into trouble? Thank you for saving me. I mean, it, I like being Alive. Stranger has taken a ride. You won't believe what's there inside. The lights are ready. But when the green flag drops,
the car explodes. When the journey stops Save The Stranger and win a prize, be the heroes in the common eyes. The clock is ticking. You've have one more friend before the Big Bang at the very end Jay. Jay obviously doesn't know who he's dealing with. He referred to stranger as the stranger. Also that he's a friend. Well I don't know that just not be creative license. I mean I've been known to dabble in the poetic Kinder. Sometimes you make a few adjustments to make the meter work.
You're a poet. I've been known to dabble yourself right now. Right now, there was your best. Well my poetry is more insult. Do you understand? You know, when you're out there and so it's a son, Lance, not. Not a poem. Well, what is what our lyrics is? Not poetry. Let's hear it. Well, I did have this little ditty in a. Let me grab my guitar. No, I'm not. I decided I'm not gonna do that. We didn't bring your guitar in the van or rather you didn't.
Thanks for saving me by the way. I sit down. Yes. Well, before your very Fantastical rendition of your song I believe we must find the other person. Does anybody have any idea what this is? It sounds like a racetrack of sorts go-karts go-karts. Really go-karts is there. A go-kart track nearby. I mean, we could do a such yeah. Let's let's let's do a search. Yeah, I'll do it. I'll search go-kart track near me. Yes, I will allow location. Okay.
No, I don't want notifications. Don't click on the cookies. I'm yeah I'm not it's a capture. Don't worry about that. You can just yeah like well why do they make searching things so hard. I think you have to accept the cookies for it to search. God damn it. It's usually like the EM. What do we find? Wrote, local experts. I'm 16, I've gotta create an account of. I, I have it. I have a tile account. Why would it then needs another one? I only have one, you could use
mine. You rolled a 16 and you find, you do, find a go-kart track and nearby. And also on the website, it advertises something called the blood race, which is a big Halloween race in the streets of night City and it starts at the go-kart track. Does it happen? Be today Halloween day. Yes, spooky. It's literally called the blood race. So I mean the prize is 10,000 Eddie's. I'm in. Is this like a demolition derby even better? Or is it just a playful little go-karts.
The bloody race is fifth anniversary. The winner isn't the first person to cross the finish line as a tag line underneath the advertisement. Okay, I need I'm going to check the Wiki of this on my tile. Yeah please do my child is pissing me off. I haven't charged Mai Thailand days. You might have had to take a look up your shoulder there. Yeah, I'm gonna tend to fendle, well, they're doing that. Oh cool. What does the, what is the wiki say Rolex. But the Vicki Vicki, Vicki, I'll
15 Board race in its fifth year. In the streets of night, I come watch the Carnage this album. Combatants reach through the streets gaining points for their skills on the road jumping of bridge Gap and even taking out the competition isn't just about finishing first this year, it's about if you survive this Halloween, come watch, the Carnage in the blood race. Well, Islands, that's going to be tricky.
And at the very bottom of the Wiki page, you see that there's a listing of the judges a few of which are blacked out, but one of them is Clive. Well, well, well if uh, if this isn't just the exact thing that I am prepared to excel at. Well, I've been driving my whole life. Friends. Why don't we? We enter ourselves in this race and see if we can't try to extract our friend Clive here from the race if he is. So in trouble. Because I don't recognize any
other names on this list. I think strangers in trouble, isn't he? Yeah, who's Clive climbs the Arms Dealer with the extra arm? We were reading that off. There was a list of judges, right? Robbie. Yeah, yeah. Clive's. One of the judges, so we might get an extra like a little Advantage because he likes us. Yes, sure. Let us enter the race, Jerry, you can drive because that's what you're good at.
It is, it's not really a race. Then is it, if, if it's been judged, I think Is more to it says here that it's a raise but you like you get a certain amount of points for what position you arrived in. And then also, for if you like, do cool shit like, you know, doing a pop shuvit, when you go over the bridge or I don't know, sabotage another vehicle. Who knows? Or jump off of a moving vehicle and Slaughter a man Sano? Well, that's that's at least 55
points right there. Who would be dumb enough to get. Well, Wait, is murder legal and the blood race? I check the wiki, no, sir. I checked the Vicki is, is it legal? The race is illegal. So, you can't do anything goes, and it doesn't mean that it isn't necessarily. Just because the race, the legal doesn't mean that the rules of the race allow for murdering. Let's go there and find out just what the say it's not illegal. Well let's go there and find out.
All right. I will say that I am not getting in that car. I think only one person can fit in a go-kart unless they make you use, Vanna, White or, unless we can still you in the back. Lack, do you ever wash this really, really old cartoon Speed Racer and Will's every once in a while? The balloon kid and his chimpanzee friend will be stolen away in the back? Why would they be in the back of a racing car? Well, they Roadway. Because they want to be involved
with their older brother. That's ridiculous. And uses very ridiculous. You ain't never had tea and have you but yes, I know that we've literally but his whole Arc was my sister, let's just go, I saw. No, I I don't know. What is wrong with Jeb? I seriously think that that man has not appeared in his brain to Rattle. I think the test that you're doing on him or making him Dumber I think I I don't know that he was above this level. Before I think he was at, it's going downhill from here.
It's just, it's just the, can we go? Please, can we go? Yeah, let's go magic. All right, you will pile into Vanna White and you drive across night City towards this, go-kart track, where this is all been to start and around the corner. You can see there's music blaring. There's people tweaking the It was another big crowd has gathered around everyone's dress, up in their outfits, for Halloween.
And dusk has started to settle on the evening, and there are a bunch of cars lined up and a little makeshift booth that says blood race Admissions and tickets inside. That little booth is a gentleman that you will recognize because it's Reeves. Well, Zuzu. Yo, what up? TV did, hey, it's Reeves how we feel better. Music. Yeah, yeah. For the blood race, this is gonna be gnarly. Well, Reeves did fuck up our plan last time. Oh, shit.
Hey there, Jeff. Hi. Hey, you are you guys here for the blood race? Yes, yes. We will say answer. Yes. Are you running admissions II? Sell tickets? You know. Great. If you're selling tickets, I would like one but because you fucked up our plan. I would like one for free. Oh well, are you watching or participating? Because there's only one spot left. I'm watching. This one and I indicate to Jeb, this one will be racing. Okay? What vehicle are you using?
He blinks very blankly at you job. I am giving Jeb just the most i-told-you-so stare. I go. Grab my bike. I'll be right back. Okay, is your bike and running order? I'll fix it up. Good worry about it. You took it to tuna. Yeah. Jeb Jeb walks off and over his shoulder. He just yells back a zoom employees. Won't you will just sign you up. It's fine. Yeah. Okay so yeah there's a spot left. Only Racers, can go past that guy over there. There's a really big dude. What about me?
I'm is a pit crew Yeah, no pit Crews allowed. Ah you know motor bikes are allowed to Riders the other vehicles as many as you can fit. Oh hey. Hey, they're sword knife, dude. That's gone. Who are you? I'm Raves people actually sign spinner. Yeah I don't remember the song. Are you going to be riding Double Dash with Jeb? I very much would like not to Great. I will you can join me. You can join me and Avondale but can we trust him to do this himself?
He's got a grappling hook he'll be fine. So do you okay so to join the race at this stage because it's pretty late is 2500 and tickets or 100 each but I'm scared of Iona. So they get in For free. And when do and yeah, I guess ropes, which then tell is my emotional support arm candy. As you can tell by their their, their leg. They're also here for protection. Oh, I see. Okay. So that's the 17 that seems
completely fair and above board. Here are your tickets and you're welcome, welcome to the blood rice. Don't forget to wear your splatter shield as it could get Gnarly. Thank you. Okay. I'm going to go ahead and sign up. Jab, I will pay, 2500 Eddie's, which I will deduct from him later. Okay, is it per person the entry tickets? Yeah. Yeah. No. Nodes is entry to the race now. Turkey ankle. And there's only one left. Right? There's one spot.
So, I mean, you could use this bike or mean that, that looks pretty cool. I do not trust you to do this alone, he might win the race, but then again winning the race is not mean Victory. So, well, we would need to get another spot. How else can we get a spot? I can ride Double Dash on his back. Okay. Oh yeah.
So there you go. Thank you very much for doing business with us. Here is your race ticket and you have to shove this box on your vehicle somewhere and he hands you a box with a counter on it. That reads 30's. I'm just going to snatch it from before we go in a group. Can I have a word with you before? Jeb gets back. Okay. No, not your research. Thank you. Thank you for trying to include yourself but continue doing your job. Thank you. Okay. Look, lovely.
I love what you've done with your hair. I appreciate the compliment. Okay, so I just want to go over this note again, with all of you stranger has taken a ride. You won't believe what's there inside. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The next one, the lights are ready, but when the green flag drops, the car explodes. When the journey stops Its speed its speed like like the classic film. Yeah, speed the classic film, the film that is referenced in all of our history and folklore.
Yeah it's be. Where's they stopped? The vehicle? It will explode. Oh, kind of like there was a point that I break. Yes. Yes. I thought they wrote a song about it too. Can't drive past 55. But there's a lot of reference in our culture to this very thing. So yes. So whatever vehicle Jep. No, not yet, a stranger, might be in if it stops it explode. So we have to figure out which one he's in and get them out before that. It was it in the movie?
What was that in the movie? It's a bus, the first one. And then I think it was a boat and then I think I was a plane. No, that doesn't make sense. I don't know about Turbulence. No. Yes. Okay. But here's the other thing, is it the car that is trying to finish the race first? Like not necessarily win, because of points, but trying to get to the end first, because it'll be the first car to stop.
I'm just trying to figure out how we're going to know which car strangers in. I feel like we can look right now. Yeah, because I was going to say the way that the note feels is that it's not even winter. When the car passes. But when the green flag drops Which is this green flag? Actually, when it starts, yes, it's telling you when the timer, when the danger starting with his lights already, but when the green flag drops, the car explode. Okay. You're missing an ellipses there.
Mmm. So yeah, I am a part of the driver, lets me and you Remmy, let's go check out the cars and see if strangers in any of them. I will check it out from above See if there's anything odd about any of the vehicles? Yes. See if anyone is watching the race with a very obvious explosive, Detonator in hand or some such like this, I'm going to assume that the Detonator is in the vehicle. There's could be countermeasures. Wait, what if it's what if it's Jeb? What if it's our vehicle that we
can't stop? How would he be in the motorcycle? He might not be in the motorcycle, he might just be somewhere, that will explode. If we stop, well, then you better find him. You better find him. What if he's not in the vehicle gets doing his own sound effects? Again, Jim goes up. He's also now.
Jeb has also showed up in race attire, all all white, jumpsuit, white helmet and on the on the chest it just says Jeb like spray painted as if he just spray painted it are you wearing like a cut like a painter's coverall? No, I own a. This here is a racing jumpsuit. Yeah. Where did you get? It looks. Is it like one of those paper ones that they give you? When you're working, when you're like painting a house? Except this here, this here is genuine leather. I touch it.
Is it actually leather? Is it? It's it's faux leather, okay. Oh, it's not a bad cat suit. Okay? Oh, what Iona? Ah, you check the stands and outside the race for stranger, we will check the vehicle since I'd take risky with you. He can get into Machinery. That's a good idea. Risky detaches from your, your hairpin and you can pass it to Sano in any way you choose. I had a discernible.
Okay, I take it, it's a good, it's a good luck hairpin for anybody who's looking like looking directly at us take this for A good luck, put it in second. Attend out goes in for a high five. Good luck. I will high five the fist pump. Alright I own a, you see the sign for the stands and there's a little ladder up to these stands and they hover hovering ladders or hovering Stones the stands Harbour so they can follow the race. Oh, That's fun.
You don't have to like, get in a vehicle yourself to watch. It'll just overload. Okay. Are there a lot of people here? What is quite? A few people City. Look, there's a VIP section at the top and you can see a few core pose sitting there, you don't recognize any of the core pose in this section and then there's a bunch of just people from the general streets that you've seen around before. No one seems to be that
aggressive. Everyone's kind of the stands for your kind of like a demilitarized kind of Zone. Where everyone's just like, We just want to watch the Carnage. Let's all like there's a sign that says we just want to watch the Carnage. I'm going to make my way up to the VIP section at the top of the VIP section. There is a bouncer clad in silver skin. I dust off the shoulders of my jacket and fix it up just a little bit and just go to move past him company. Bio Technica. Can't you read?
Sort of excited about the race is gonna be a good one. It is and I'm excited to see what will unfold. Would you want the brochure? Yes, please. I seem to have missed one at the beginning. Of course, he pulls out a little pamphlet and get it to you. It's digital and about twice as long as that as the 20th 21st century. IPhone style. A minute displays all of the racers on it. I've only ever seen one of those in a museum.
So I think, I remember how how big a 21st century iPhone is And on the list, as you go to sit down, you see the updated list with Jeb Spike written as one of the Riders. And there's dalmane Steve's on Wheels, Tunas 2cv, Jeb's bike and Eddie the trick. Do I know all of those people? You know, four of them. Della mean, Della main, you know, Steve's tuna and Jeb. I don't know, Eddie. You don't know Eddie Wendell. Do you know Eddie the trick,
Eddie Eddie Eddie one last year. Can you Vicki him for me? Sure. Let me just roll. Local expert. Do you need me to roll local expert a half? Then fold them. Are you do? I'm pooped. Oh, yes, please. That's a minus 4. So, I got locked out of the Vicky shit. It is. You type something into Global chat? Like, oh, now I got pop-ups now. Oh, no, no. And they try, and like start closing them, and now they're really distracted.
They're really trying. And you're just you're now sitting in the stands and they're like, really working it out. It's going to take a minute. That's okay, you figure that out before it affects you or your leg GM. Can you remind me who Del the main is dalmane, is the AI taxi. That blew up.
When you went to the shack in episode 3, Della main is the AI Taxi. Okay, for you, got Vanna White, that's when you got better way when you showed up at the shack, but to get to that, to get to the shack. You took a automatic a, I assisted taxi called Adela main. Okay. While I'm up here.
Yes, I want to kind of survey closer who is up here and we're gonna cool what the the vibe is. The only person you recognize in this section now that you've walked in and there's like a weird privacy bubble over it so you can't really see it, but you see a bunch of just Corporate corporate people. There's one person who looks like they're from bio Technica, but you recognize them as actually below you in the company and The Collector is here.
If the collector sees me, I will just give him a polite nod. Hello, hello. Hello. I am and I will find a space for Vandal and I where we can see the vehicles pretty clearly. Yes. So you see a spot down at the very front and you can really see down on the vehicles because the Well, stands up started to levitate back up now that you got on and down there, you see the five vehicles or lined up? You can see Jeb and retro and Sano all sidling up to their spot at the start line.
One last thing is there anyone watching us? Well, perception, because I know that we've put ourself in kind of a vulnerable, very vulnerable position, being in the front, with our backs to most of the people, right? I created with a 31 You created with a 31. You feel fairly safe in this position. There isn't a lot of danger that you feel around you.
The only thing that really, really grabs your attention is the security camera is bang on. You is a camera in the corner and it followed you all the way in until you sat down, and you notice because it made the noise that as it sort of tracked you, there's no one here by that would be controlling that. It's a camera inside for Corporate Safety. Okay, I'm taking off my jacket and Lying it next to to me and I will be watching keeping an eye out.
Excellent. What you also notice because you were looking around is the Della main vehicle is a little bit different. The windows are completely tinted black. The other vehicles are the same. You see tuner tuning, the front of his vehicle and the 2cv Eddie's sitting on the front surrounded by a bunch of women and he's showing off and giving out money to people and being kind of obnoxious and then he gets a big Kiss from this one.
Girl, who is really dressed to the nines gets in his car says, thank you baby and closes the door. How are they all wearing? Microphones? Is that way I can hear them so well. No, the screen in front of you has subtitles. I love accessibility. Thank you. The screen says, you're welcome. Nothing says like dystopian cyberpunk, like accessibility accessibility at an underground. Death match. The future is. Welcome, folks. X. Okay, so the three of us are at the, by the bikes down there.
Yeah. By the cars, the race starts in five minutes, five minutes That's plenty of time for jib to saunter over and I start, you know, just shaking hands talking to all the all of his opponents here. He's, he's really talking self up. He is he out of character. He is loving this. Like all the attention is on him and he is Kit is just eating it up. He's like, you know, slapping his opponents on the back, like, hitting them up talking about. Oh yeah. You know, you'll never believe
I've been racing. All my life is the first. It's actually the first time I've been racing inside the see you Never raced outside the city out there and Badlands home and you've heard of trip. It's me tuna. Hi-yah want to know my God, you know, is a cinema to see. We've got, maybe it's brilliant on the way I in it. You should see this little baby right here. He slaps. The his motorcycle on the the tank and just kind of goes. She'll go zero to 60 in a blink of an eye. My friend.
Oh my God, I fixed it for you and remember, but you don't, you ain't written in a V, but no, no, but I saw it runs any bad energy but she looks she looks brilliant. I do thank. Thank you. I like the word jab in blood on your chest, very blood race or a good like that. Thank you. Thank, you know, I thought I'd get on brand. What so what did you look got? The What you call it the judges Booth is floating over there. See, look. All right clothes. Yeah. You know, clap too. Huh?
Yeah, yeah. I mean, we both friendships in. I see there's like a union rat. Nothing says, dystopian cyberpunk liking. It's our unions are all about the Range, man. So about right. Oops, anyway, I gotta finish tinkering this and we've we've only got a few minutes left. So good luck and I hope you lose. So, what? Hey, Rabbi Getz. I promise I'll miss the first one. You know what? I'll hit you but it'll be nice. You know, he won't kill you. It'll just kind of disable your vehicle.
How's that? Oh, well, you can try, but all right, as he's doing that Remy. Yeah. How accurately do you think you could try to find somebody and these cars? Well, give it a 50/50. It's not great at all. Well, I got it installed the box that I got on the bike and that's like to give something that's a boost because it's a these guys are dressed to the nines. Okay? You go. Make sure the bike runs well and can win. I will activate risky.
You as my neural link to see through his eyes and try to peek. What round while Jeb is being very distracting fantastic, that's great. I could I could peek in on the Steve's at one point so you can least I'll knock that out. You sure Steve's dish very distracted, trying to put their vehicle back together. It keeps pieces of it, keep falling off and they Literally welding in the last moment. Richard, we don't have time. Just fuck off, right? Battle degree after work.
After Steve's, you got a point, no, I'll kick their tire and the wheel falls on you start thinking, well, that's what I'll do. The other Steve. Give me a while. While risky is checking out the vehicles, can I puncture a tire of one of the Steve's Vehicles? It's my sword. Yes, you can. Okay, great. Is that a stealth? Yeah. Romeo stealth and then also Romeo perception. Okay. I'll give you a +5 with risky because risk, he's pretty good. So let's do risky hers. That's a neat bad but there
seems not good. They're Keen, that's, that's an option and that is stealth, oh, you're all a 26, not only do you / it, you manage because you're sort of so sharp to pierce the back. Soul of the vehicle and they don't notice wonderful. I do a really Sly like quick-draw puncture like quick draw back. It's like wow, like a person walks in front of me. It's very cool. It's really cool. It's very yeah. Okay.
What is risky? See, risky sees that stranger is not in tune as vehicle or Steve's vehicle and Eddie's windows are open. So you can see inside that, there's not any one immediately that you could notice, or you can't see inside the trunk and the Della main vehicle sound. Seems like meowing meowing. Yeah. Wait for like a cat. Can I get close to the domain vehicle? You have one minute before the right starts? But yes, okay. I get close to it and like try to listen the meowing gets
louder. I like tap on the window you here inside all. That's so cute. That's really absolute. Okay, I try to whisper without making too much. Noise! Stranger stranger. Can you hear me duties? Oh, god. Well, they're all so many goodies in here. Yeah. Well, damn, it strange. If we're gonna get you out of there. Okay, there's a big metal thing on my chest, a bomb a kitty. It's very spiky and it beeps,
it's a bomb, okay? Okay, kittens are a bomb, there are people, I walk, I walk away, we go back to Remy. Okay, Bellamy vehicle, stranger isn't elements, vehicle iMessage, Iona this as well on my tile. We have to figure out how to get him out of there without it. Uploading him ladies and gentlemen. The race is about to begin pit crew get the fuck up, the race line, what do you get done retro in the time? Okay, there was three things I want to do. I don't know if I can do them all.
First I would like to inspect the box and saying nothing's bad about it and style it. Okay. Do basic perception, check? Yeah, it's it's literally just a, it's a points counter. Okay. I'll install that second. I would like to go back to Vanna White and get one of the hydrogen cells we have in there. And using my maker skill to create a gnostic boost system check in case needed. So I'll leave that to the DM of how many you can get. Or do you want me to like, will
have a role in then? Yeah, I think you should roll for that. Definitely. So you do a quick little Tinker E2, and your Tinker skill, Tinker skill. What is it, 21? Well, that's good. Land vehicle Tech. I thought I mean that's it is land Vehicles. Heck it's a bike that makes sense. And 21 is a really good score. So I'm going to say you get three boosts out of that. You that races you get three boost I can Terrible ones to they're good, they're good
boosts. And the third thing you wanted to do well I was going to try to see if I could make a distraction to do to give us a little bit more time and trying to goad Eddie and his girls into a dance party out there hoping that it would make that we have more time to try to get stranger out. The timer is ticking above you you can try and do something to it but that's your only Avenue
ticking down what you gonna do? I'm gonna hack it pack, it pack it This is a very high DV the world, it's 25 bucks, sign gets brighter, and you actually get a little bit of information through the system. You find out how much points are worth. Oh, sweet. So you find out that crossing, the finish line is 100 points. You find out that overtaking is 10 points, doing something.
Cool is 50 points and then there's a judge's award for each judge and if you kill another player, you also get as much as if you would cross the finish line, which is 100 points, okay, I'm gonna quickly relay that To jab and Sano and say, make sure you also do a plug for Clyde. I'm sure he'll give us extra points if we give an advertisement at some point. Gotcha. All right now.
Hold on, hold for go up here and show you know it's just say this is like a lap kind of scenario or is this a first one to the other side kind of scenario. All right everybody what if you the route ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the blood. Ice tonight on Halloween night of nights.
First, you're gonna hit the on ramp onto the freeway then on the freeway you'll judging real traffic so make sure there's Carnage. Jumping over the bridge Gap at the end on the closed down, exit on the right, going through the parking garage and finishing at the Finish Line right back here. Everybody should have the root on their devices. Sending it to you right now and Jeb your tile goes off. I got it pretty simple. How's the scoreboards and Lois
Lane retro? You got some sort of pamphlet or something. He sent it to us. Yeah and my ticker tape will go off and I'll print it out for you and go here. 50 points for cool, 104 lying under for killing others, well-being, first really, isn't that many points. In fact, you probably be best if you just kill everybody. That's the plan but we gotta save the double man vehicle. Okay, I'm sorry it's 50 points. If you kill a judge. No, it's 50 points.
If you impress a judge. Oh I need someone is a judge hundred. It says 104. Chili others. Is that writers or anybody? It doesn't say we could just kill. Somebody who could grab this bottle lawyers out? Does the VIP section the the like bubble? Does that seem like a kind of like the shield belt? Yes, very much so. Okay, you are in cover. We're gonna need a Chris knife. Oh shit, I'm not high five, high five jump. Yeah you sends Jeb a high-five
emoji. Lots of lots of everyone's receiving thumbs up on their tiles and Tucson. Oh, I say Gigi for finding stranger. Thanks! All right! Wait wait, what do we do? We find stranger. Yes, he's in the domain vehicle, don't destroy the donor vehicle. Don't destroy the Dell. My view. All right, I got I got Right, that's more important than winning right now. It's more important with it. That's myself, who says, okay? Yes, before we start Remy Remy Remy can you crash something real quick?
Kind of like a grenade because I'm all out of my grenades for my hand and I forgot to get more. The historical just like 10 seconds before. The rest is real quick. It's real good pakshi that I already have. Have a grenade. Yeah, awesome. Just shove it into your arm. Yes. Ready to go. Do you have anymore? No. Okay, great. Last one, only one particular line. Everybody. Welcome to the blood race. Are you ready? Hong Kong to me? Bebop's we know from get a few
more minutes. I can get a few more style righty, then Santa will put on his mask, which I now tell everyone. It is like a half cut and Half mask. So it's like a Phantom of the Opera mask that he puts on and he is wearing like the Phantom of the Opera tuxedo, what the hell? Yeah little flag that says jebin song. I want it. I don't want people to know it's not necessarily be good that the selling them down there Japanese Chalmers. In fact that Reeves yeah get
your Flags over here. Here we go, blood place, all righty, then it's red red, yellow, yellow. Green and all of the vehicles cr4 words except Steve on Wheels. You guys Barrel forwards towards the honor a, for this race, it's first checkpoint but Steve's front of the car leaves and the back wheels, stay and it hits on the ground. Scrape, scrape scrape, scrape scrape, so long and stops dead, and they get out and get, can I try? Let me try and shoot one in the
head as we ask. So we get scared points. Yes, you can. Awesome. Great, man. We should have let the sieves drive with us because so we could have killed them all. Well, well, well take your gun and you turn around and what happened? I shoot with a very heavy pistol. You shoot 13. They are at a great disadvantage and you hit one of them. I'm Gonna Roll, let me roll something.
Oh he rolls a one tries to dodge a bullet, puts his hand on the inside engine of the car makes contact with the battery and shocks himself and he could burst into The flames and dies there on the spot. I think that counts for us, your Ticker on the front of your vehicle. Jeb, it takes over and you see, it says 100 easy, no problem. All right. Now, what do we get for this and jib takes out his grappling gun and shoots it over to the passenger side door of the Della main vehicle?
And I yell back at a at Saint. Oh, that's oh, no, this one's gonna be a little tough. I hope you're up for it. But you ever drive a domain vehicle? For I can't drive son of a bitch. Well well then I guess you're riding shotgun. Why do I want to like reel in myself to the Della main vehicle? Now that I've shot a grappling gun into its side door, just five side door. Why is that we get this? The first thing you do. What do you want? Stranger Dash something.
This we just started the Rings first off to get through checkpoint one. You have to roll a driving check and I could do Right. Yeah, you pass that. You get to checkpoint to Eddie's still left behind. He's not past it yet and then tuna tuna gets through with flying colors and they're actually in the lead right now and they overtake both of you, you see that their Ticker on the big scoreboard, it get points for passing both of you. So there at 20. What are these checkpoints look
like? Well, the first one as the stands is following this, you can see it's the on ramp to a freeway, so it's tight. So they had to navigate around each other and they're heading onto the freeway where there's real traffic. Flying on by and they have to weave through that traffic to get to the next bit. Jeb I don't think it was wise to hook us to another vehicle while we are also going onto the freeway, well then you better
blast out. You better blast open those the passenger side window and crawling tudela. Mains vehicle. There is a bomb in there. Well then get rid of it. I look to the stands for like Iota and Remy to help me. I will call down to size. Oh no, no no, deliberate ski, right? Yes. If you can get risky in there maybe I can be able to use that to communicate with dalmane and get some weight or at least control the vehicle and some
point. Yes. If you could open the doors through that that would be great break a window. You have a sword. Yeah. Let me just pop onto this car. And while on the freeway and break a window, wouldn't be the first time you literally did this like to die. I was drunk. I barely remember it. You get a bunch of jumping in the vehicle because the grappling hook. Yes, Otto. Are you are you scared of going fast? You got like a cuz ya lookin too, too, too hot back there!
You're awesome! The freeway Cause rushing past. You sure it's different remedy Hackett. All right. So you throw the risky across onto the vehicle, a little risky on to the grappling hook line and risky can spider climb over the grappling very smart. Yeah, yes. Yeah. You will 27 holy shit. That goes in, gets in one of the vents and on the inside, you can see that the whole inside is
filled with like a green smoke. And the vehicle is driving itself and stranger is in the passenger seat, straps, to the seat with a big bomb on his chest, and you guys are Coming up to the next checkpoint dodging, these vehicles. So, Jeb role. And gibber drops a gear and disappears. Nice 18. Yeah, you pass, you pass two vehicles, which gives you another 20 points and that seemed to shoot out the tires of believe tuna was in front of me. Yeah. To you just passed tuna well on the way.
Yeah, you did better than him roll your gun. 00:20 nice. Ya know. You blow one of his tires anyway, thinks the side and he gets Look back on the freeway and you see him pull over to the side and his arm comes out and he starts to change the tire. But that's in the distance. As you keep driving away, the Della main vehicle is still
moving forward. And also does pretty well, doesn't pass you, but it's still parallel to you because of the grappling hook and they get another 10 points because they passed tuna. Okay? So the doors are open currently. Now, the risk is now inside Oak. Have the doors been opened? Or they show that their shot at the moment. Well, I'm gonna go ahead and Use my ability that I just got into Della main to pop them. Doors, open automatically. Okay, well, basic tech.
Oh yeah. No no. Yeah you wrote 29 the doors, pop open and the car starts to slow down and you see on the dash, there's a second box and it says it says It's a 65 of 45 60 and the Green Smoke starts to pour out the side. And you can see that the meowing is coming from stranger? No! No relay. Is to Iona. I don't know what to do, either. All right. Well, it looks like he's drugged because we're all staying with risk. You sing on our tiles?
Yes, you are. Um, do I recognize the the chemical agent being used inside the vehicle? Oh good. Yes. Role for that. Thank you very smart like that. I use big words like chemical agent. Make me sound smarter. Nice! 018 nice. Yes. If you recognize the Hue of it but also risky is analyzed some of it in the space because you were quick on your thumb, on analyzing it and you discover that it's a hallucinogenic gas
that causes you to see kittens. Ah, it's a recreational drug that never really got off the ground, but it is a biotechnical piece of technology. So there are no real kids. It's just strange meowing to himself and there's a meow track coming from the radio. Yeah, it's the kitten catch. Thank goodness. I didn't have to save a car full of Kittens as well. I wouldn't be embarrassed, but you shouldn't breathe it because you will get the catch the catch. So many didn't scalp.
Okay. So I have to Figure out a way to on the freeway jump on a car. Not breathe and rescue a loose agentic man and then jump back on my on the bike. Well, the thing about the thing about catch is that, it dissipates really easily. The only reason that it's confined in there and so concentrated is because there's not a big ventilation system. If you can roll down the windows or I'll roll down all the windows and the sunroof they all undo because you rode 29 earlier, so you have access
time. Just like, okay, that's easier. And you can see the smoke starts to dissipate a little bit and it and it gets a lot thinner. And so he's going to still be under the effect of this stuff for a minute, but it seems like you've got rid of the can catch from the inside of the Della main vehicle. And it's time for you guys to jump the bridge. Jeb know, we're tied to the vehicle. Yeah, I think it's time that I real back in that grappling hook, cool.
Well, you're leading the phrase, you jump over the bridge rotted. Anyone that's really cool to that's over 20, do you want to do something cool. Midair with Sano on the bike as well, you mean other than playing The Who and just but but I love I love that you're using copyrighted music to express this that I think that counts under fair use because you know, it was my rendition which is clearly a parody. Yes. Clearly all the same it is something. Cool. And you do get another 25 points.
The Della main vehicle is also raw of riding behind you. It's gonna get a little bit of a just makes it just. It has some trouble getting over and only the front two-thirds of the vehicle. Make it over, but it scrambles a little bit but it has been pulled back a smidge. You guys, head into the parking garage, and you have to make your way up to the top to get back down to the bottom afterwards. And that's the end of the race. You're getting close. All right.
In the distance behind Can actually hear tuna, pushing it to the metal, and they've hit their turbo, and they roll enough to actually get in behind you. And they start heading towards the bridge and they jump it, but not in a cool way. And then Eddie the trick tries and makes it pretty well. But passes tuner he gained some points. Jeb okay. Jeb. You before any other crazy stuff like that happens you to get me as close as you can to the Della
main vehicle. So I can jump on it and get Ginger also, now you're ready to jump. Oh yeah. Sorry the freeway and the jump between the freeway and the road. I was not ready, then yes. But now I am ready. All right. Well let's let X cannot seem to help him out with a bit of a you know you know. Nice and lined up. Yeah. Brother. Driving check to help nice 21. Yeah, you get in really close. It really really helps. He gets +3000 33. Tell me the cool way you get in
the vehicle. That's good enough. Oh my God. Can I jump in there and then grab stranger at the same time or is that are those different roles? He's attached to the seat by the no bomb on his chest but you definitely can help that situation and maybe someone else could roll to use risky to release it. Something, if you want to do some combination stuff, but I'll give them a major bonus to this, because you're sliding in there real easy.
Okay, hold on, let me think of a cool way to do this in a parking garage. We're going up the park your ass, right? Yep. Okay. And then you gonna jump off to land on the Finish Line. Is it like a spiral up or is it like okay? So spiral up. Okay, so we're both spiraling up.
Yes. Gems bike is a little bit further up and as we, there's a pillar in the middle and as he spirals up, I get, I stand up with my gun out and I leap off the bike, and I land on the pillar in the middle of, we're Timing up and then I like re-adjust my weight and then I shoot right down into the open sun roof of the vehicle and it just land right in there. Cool. You actually just land right in the middle seat at the back, like the kids eat. Great.
Whoo. And I look, and I see the bomb and I try to get tell ya. That's cute. Okay, I'm here. Remy. Can you disable this? Well, I I can control the vehicle through risky, or we release it, and then whatever is running down. The main is going to drive for and then I could do that way. So I can even tell you how to do it or not. I'm very bad with technology. Okay. Like it's my worst stats. My like dumpster? Yeah.
All right. Yeah. I'll disengage from Dell main with risky, and then use risky to climb over to the bomb to see if we can disable it. Cool, do it. I'm holding Vehicles as well. The vehicles running there is no more gas in there in the car. You dissipated that really well. Okay. The only person who's going to be affected by it for now is stranger not to any is good enough. The center of the Blum spins out, all of the harness is unbelievable. No idiot.
Come back and it falls into the footwell in front of him in the passenger seat or where we go. There's my nice little gear. Stranger tell me all stranger. Thanks, Otto. I'm not carriers. I need you to come with me. There are more cats It's somewhere else. Okay. Oh, I love cats. Meow. Meow little Mew. Guess we just have to take that jump from this moving car to Market. Yeah, like a cat to find the cats. He climbs onto the roof without you really need. That's all.
I'll have risky attach themselves to Sano. All right. So now you've got stranger on the roof of this vehicle as you this far leg up, and it's moving. Got a very little time before you have to jump off the top of this parking garage where this race will end. Okay, what is this Finish Line look like exactly. It's a tube flags with a banner over the top that says Finish Line and then there's a jump and a landing ramp at the bottom. There's a jump off the parking
garage on to a landing ramp? Yes, it's a blood race. Can I send a message to some? Yes, messages are, welcome. I'm going to say You can pull a never given just what we break that way, the car gets pulled sideways and it blocks the rest of the passage going the spiraling up and then you can use this critical Force to throw yourselves off. Well, if we stop the vehicle, it explodes. And that's a lot of centrifugal force, but it'll look when you go out to point, it would look cool.
I think we're winning anyways. Okay. What is in between the jump and the landing? A big straight away. Okay, there's no fluffy pillows or lake river. Know. If you make the Jump Right In hits runs on the other side, you should be fine. And then on either side there are just buildings because you're quite high up. Okay? Buildings and the stands is now is now been going up and up the side of the parking garage.
And I owner and bend, L can see through the slats between the different levels as you go up. Iona, Iona. Are there any empty Office Buildings nearby? Or any windows that I could jump through, are any of these buildings owned by companies that I would know or my own company. Yes, one of them is a Foods building, that feels a lot of the vending machines and you know that, because you've used to have to order the food for the vending machines before you got up in the company, okay?
They have a patio on one of the places we had a meeting and you can see it on your left a silo. How did you know I was going to pick the left? How did you know? Get a pic? The left. How did you know his adventures always go left? That's true. It's not out. There is a patio for a Foods building. I three buildings from the edge of the parking garage, just to your left. You see it? Yes, I see it. Okay, great. So the cars going to jump at the peak of the jump.
Me and stranger are going to jump into the office building right next to the car. That is jumping midair and we should land safely on the patio. Yeah, your face change. I'm as ready as I'll qtb. Kitty cat cat, meow. All right. Jep you're good to win the race. I'm gonna clutch my duck. Very tightly back. Yeah, so no, we gotta talk about you.
And things that you're willing to do and things aren't willing to do and perhaps the oh I'm sorry to text has been was had to say because it was on the other side but now the whole crowd is shouting to touch the grappling hook attached to the hook back into the door, so that I can detach it again, the police the crowd. You you see that you got the vote of a judge? Jeb beams, he loves having the attention on him as launches off the platform. Cool. Sano roll Athletics. Yeah. Alright.
Spoon 02:24. So, it's very cool if you want to do a cool Flip or something. You can soon last little tail whip. Yeah, nice. Sano you and stranger is you drag him through the air land on the patio. You both take one damage from Um, the role but your otherwise fine behind you, midair, Jeb,
Della Mae explodes. And there's this cool explosion behind you and through the chaos, the only, the only hit the narcissist and that's an even more like it called Flames come out, the back of your vehicle as the explosion happens behind you, and everyone thinks that you caused this explosion. So you gain another 100 points you land on the finish line and so do a few of the other vehicles that have managed to come through tuna Eddie the trick.
Behind you they gain one of them games 10 points and that's tuna tuna finishes with 50 points. You finish with 295 points on the ticker and The Crowd Goes Wild as pieces of the Della main vehicle for between the gap of the parking garage and the ramp and the announcer. And the winner is Jeb's bike. Congratulations. And everyone goes wild and strangers. Like ya know. Reese come of it. Oh yeah.
Jeb night like nice work. My dude here is here is your prize winnings, and he hands you a big box and it's full of cash 10 grand in it. Well, rightly one, get the cops are coming because we killed a bunch of people. Oh, no, don't tell me disperse and the the stands come down next to where they started and the door opens and it lets everyone out. Now, you know, you can follow if you want. And you guys have one son is up at the top of the building with stranger and you guys are down.
The finish line should have made it bad. Damn those bookies. They got some beer, some crazy odds. I'm going to make my way to Vanna White. All right, when you do, you will make it to Vanna White had only I have to coax stranger down but yes, I will guide stranger down the office building. Excellent. When you get to Vanna White, there's a message on the sat-nav that's flashing that says receipt. Oh God not another one of these who is this? God, we are mere idea.
No, no. But if reading These notes correctly. That's not the only bomb. That's gonna go off. What else is gonna go off another one. Jay keeps referencing another bomb. Exploding. Well, she lacks bombs. Should we listen to the message? No we should just leave it there and move on with our lives. We got all our friends already paying God damn it. Oh, don't, yeah. Wait. Where's play and save ping? Yes. All right, it's on Odie. You press the message?
Yes, I promise. Diamonds have a beautiful thing when they're fight it, you hear how they sing now pings in the tank at the Diamond Vault bank and the are levels getting shorter, they can't hear a sound. And there's fish all around because they're buried in six feet of water. It's just one last task once pings been acquired is this what you expected when you are hired Okay fuck hired. The way, pay someone did we get paid for this? No reached it. Now reminds me. You owe me?
Twenty five hundred Eddie's. Oh yeah. Do you see how much I gotta get? Take it. The Diamond Vault bank. Is that a bank? Yes. Do we have to break into a bank? And looks like the night's not over. This is one long Halloween. Next up on Nolan's. Don't make me get Iona to give bureaucracy on your ass. Let's review the clues on our way to the Diamond Vault Bank get in the fucking car right now. Yes. I think peeing is literally
dying as we're talking. I've always been a good driver and Halloween is a Federal holiday in which most places are closed. All right, let me go next door to the drug store and see if I can make it synthetic catnip. It's a date a lock. It's one of them fancy new fangled ones. Yeah I think I can still take a look at it here. What made him think the N64 Trek was going to work, you know, they say hit him where it hurts. We got here as fast as we could ping.
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