Last time, I know latency. He also has a savior complex. Jeb, you would love this guy and I like him, he's going to do everything that I need. Send me his address. I will kill him. Smoke everywhere in here, open the windows, Jesus Christ. I can't see, I'm gonna eat my own cut. My little Cutthroat, hi Chet. Joy, zetha move on its own. Yeah, what kind of keep up with this baby? Yeah, well, let's find out, shall we? We're gonna have to take widows Gulch. Yes.
I was drunk and jumps attempts to impale this driver jumping over to their car. Oh, I've seen that look before I can show you. Why. Thanks Jeff why can't you tell me why you came all the way the bird to the desert. So, save me. Start the goddamn episode. I could we get the episode going, please already getting back into drunk song. Love it. I'm just wondering if we could go ahead and get that drunk. Yeah, it's let's let's get the
episode going, shall we? So does anyone want to tell Joy? What the fuck is going on? Yeah, I'll do it. Hey, Joy. Listen, we got the fuck is going on. Exactly, Joy. Thank you. I'm so sorry that you're being dragged into this without any know, how or say, how, but thank you everyone for stopping a really had to go to the restroom. Oh yeah, it's no problem. I understand we always hit me up. Yes we did. Pick you up. Now we're outside of widows Gulch and I had to pee really
badly at a gas station. Mmm. Are we still in the Badlands? It's disgusting. No, I peed outside. I'm not going in a restroom at a gas station. Role to wash your hands. I will deny you all tonight. You're fine good! You're all denying my brother's a little Dusty. My butt's, a little Dusty. Here's my hit song. My butt's a little Dusty sugar - we - there's a little Dusty. You could do dick I'm hitting the trail. How do you guys normally sing like this?
They don't. It's a, it's quite unusual for those two to get along. You know, there's something about the Badlands, you know, and there's something about, you know, I'm just gonna say it Joy. There's something about you that. Well, you know, I hate to say it, but you do bring a little joy into my life. My life event. I took. No yes, okay. Great. Yeah, we're swatches whole interaction. It'll tell you how not to do things considered not flat.
You know, I'm just getting. I'm just glad that you're here with those joy and feels really close to your face. Just tell him. I've got a bit of a willow, an Ask perhaps, or maybe it's a Back to the rest of the group. Maybe it's a an opportunity. It is an opportunity joy. We are offering you a job. A position in night City, a gel, you would be doing the exact same thing you do. Now, just in night City, where we can protect you, we're at can protect you. Well, I mean I have half of all
right. My weapons are really cool. Like did you not see the, the glass grenade? Oh yeah, you were absolutely fucking. It up. But, you know, wish with with our group. Oh man who is not pay attention. What I didn't do, anything. Did I hit something? I don't think I did. It's actually a bad shot but thank you for saving me. I really appreciate it. Well, it looked cool, it looks very cool and when you and when you hit the button here, it makes that nice look and makes
them. So what are you asking me to do you? Do your thing right in front? And we do our thing in the back, praising get this. I'm not, it's just not my thing. I'm not here to King, Shame joy. I love where your mind is headed, but let me put this Little bit more eloquently, we need you to run a ghost operation on top of our operation. Oh, like a like a what you call it front front exactly most fat.
Yeah, we are being pursued by some, very aggressive people, and it would be better if our operation disappeared. However, we have nowhere to go, right? So we are just hiding underneath. Yeah. Like an ostrich. That sounds like a good idea but now that you say it like that, it sounds like a horrible idea. Well, Leo stroke is a dead. Maybe you can bring back their Style again. Sounds like an awful idea. All the ostriches are dead. Oh yeah. What about the ones in the zoo?
What some of them are cybernetic. Oh yeah. Like the like slow. Wait, are you telling me that none of the animals in the zoo are actual animals? Know? They're there? Does that mean in the pandas real? That's always surprised everybody. I don't even know there was a panda. Yeah, I mean, I found a way to make them horny, so I can't away from everyone. I'm just a huge fan of and has being like an invasive species because we've made them so horny. It's very funny. Yeah.
Enclosure it's dangerous. There's a whole area in China, you just can go into. All right, quit pandering. Let's just get back to it. Okay. Alright. And anyway, it's so, so a front and I mean, Can I sell my crystals? And that's exactly what we were planning for you to do. Oh, great cool. I mean I don't I mean I just have my truck wreck so I don't really have a lot of money, so I can't really pay. We've got it right. Oh, no rent, why would we need you to rip?
We're asking you to do this. I just had a heart attack. I thought I thought Jeb you become a landlord that would be the worst of the worst people ever, landlords are scum of the earth. Yes, absolutely. They have societal pressures to the still drunk asano. Evan told you have, do you have anything in my bag? It's one of those shots. Yeah. Yeah why don't you roll me? A d-10 and see if there's one in it. Okay, before we look at this, it's an Alka-Seltzer, huh? We have had, we have had
sobering, she's things. For in the. But if you also wrote it for ya, I only have I only have Alka-Seltzer. What does that do? Oh, it's it's the anti of an alcoholic beverage, Alka-Seltzer actually, reverses the drinking process. Now it might be a little uncomfortable because there's a lot of bubbling in your stomach but that is the alcohol being vaporized. Yeah. And let out in a lot of burps so you will be burping quite a bit. Okay. Who-who are we killing?
We did that already. Did we do? You did good. You did very well, you jumped on a you jumped on a moving car and everything. Stabbed a guy in the head, did I your dad? Would you like an instant replay? It rummy it plays back in a really cool way and you see loads of cool explosions and your sword light up and with fire and everything and it looks really dope. Oh, look at that driving. Did you see that was good. That was very cool. That was you would you like to see it again? Yes.
Oh yes. Oh yeah, who in slo-mo? Could you just keep doing this to keep him busy? While the the Alka-Seltzer does? It's Magic, he's gonna be perfect. It's gonna be burp in your face a little bit and I just don't want that on microphone. Okay, I'll be I'll put a thumbs up as I keep replaying it, okay? Thank you, tato drink this, while you watch. Okay. Is it more alcohol? Yeah, yeah, okay, I seem to be pretty good when I'm truck. Fuck he's right drunk all the time.
It's on a roll. I resist torture drugs. You don't resist this very well-made biotechnical drug and you start to feel a lot more sober while still watching yourself. Be very cool on this screen. Mmm, jab, your phone goes off. And you see yet again, it's time for you to take your medicine. Oh boy. Well, what's the long for? It's it's not really on a new medication, currently not alert. Not another. I need medication or anything like my body is strong.
It is, it is no shame to be under medication. How dare you demonize treating yourself with science? Well, I just look. I know, it's joy and know that out in the Badlands. You know. We don't usually got That kind of thing, but it can help a lot of people look over at Iona. It helps, lots of people live better lives and I'm trying to do. Yes, I'm just nodding the whole time. Hmm. Right. And this one is absolutely above board, not a problem when you shouldn't worry about it anymore.
Can I get some water to wash this? Damn Yes, he and then dope houses you of water. That's when I sought his ones. And it's delicious. He has that gold resist torture drugs. Oh yeah, you resist it. You have no hunger whatsoever and you gain 5 health care that, mmm. You know, I gotta say, feels like, every time I do this feels better. Every time you're being acclimated to it. That's, you know, that's how it works. Yeah. What about the withdrawal is going to be like, huh?
Anyway, someone hand me a rag. My face keeps getting wet from sounds burps. 1000. How you feeling? Nice. Well, that was a nice. I want. Got my speaker I'll retro you should be applauding that one it had some Echo. No to a deco is you guys want anything from this gas station? Or you're going to show me where I'm setting up shop, I can show you So you're just gonna come along with me. Joel, I'll show you downstairs or wait. No, we're at a gas station, right?
I'm all kinds of turned around, never mind, I know, and he's so excited. I mean, I'm not seen him in a long time. So he's also the, the immediate effects of the medication is increased heart rate, so that does overexcite some people. Oh, ever exciting, Jeb, not sure if that's a good idea. F. I see this is going to be a rousing, a relationship and cool prizes. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get into my, my vehicle, and I'll follow you to the bar to your shop
tipped in my shop. Yes, there's no bar right now. Bar, is that you do it? No, but why don't I go with you? And I can coach you through it. And we'll follow them. So do you know anything about like books? Because I haven't really done any banking. I will end you guys saved my life so I guess I should reward. You got some nice gents we can definitely look at that once we get to your shop and I think we can handle getting some sort of books, done job. Let loose that I do work for
biotechnical. So I do have some Some kind of sway I could bring in oh an extra hand. Probably So, how's it? Like, having your life sucked out? You slowly day by day. What life? That's what I thought. I don't know what's happened to Jeff and I'll and I don't know. You really got overexcited, and I think he went to the restroom. Well, Jess, Jess, he's getting a little Dusty right now. Yeah, I'm not really Comfy. Are you done in the bathroom yet? Yeah. Yeah. Oh no zoo and door.
Slam question, has child always made his own sound effects? I mean, ever since he was a kid, we had a broken TV that had no sound. So one day and one of the other kids were smoking took make the noises and never stopped. I always did. I always kind of saw my life is a bit of a western Adventure. Nice nice, are you feeling any better? Sauna, unfortunately. Yes. Oh no. The drink I gave you must not have worked all day, huh? You got it for now. You're doing so good.
That's that's the worst. Can we still have to go back to the bar? Come on. Do ya. Get in the car? Oh God, I gotta get any go ahead. I will stay in your You're very far. Who am I talking to currently? I'm sorry I closed my eyes and I couldn't see anything. Yeah, absolutely. Put it on the company card. Does anyone else doing research? No, no. Not putting chemicals like that in my body. I don't I actually have never had a Twinkie before that a yes I don't know is it?
Yes, I'll get to okay. Then do goes and goes up to a vending machine. Doesn't even go inside Ben's to Twinkies. Costing the twinkie vending machine. Yeah man. Costing them 7 Eddie's. That's a lot of money for doing Keys, a box, a box of Twinkies anymore. So let's draw a box of, you know, a box of nerds this big, this big the small box with a medium box technically, Costs about seven US dollars in a non US country.
Yes, it does. Yeah, I remember paying that so much is. It's just like Twinkies here. Yes, I'm except these ones have that skull crab, meat, what are we? Talking about Scout, crap. Me, it's about to be Halloween, special Twinkies. No, no. Are you even? I've not had a skull crabmeat. Twinkie, as well, as a regular Twinkie. And we go. Oh, what is this? I don't know what's happening anymore. You're talking nonsense. Let's go. We should have. We should have kept, so no drunk.
All right, you all Pile in. I'm going in crystals by Joy. Cool. And your head back to Baja. The Sano and retro show is recorded in front of a live studio audience. Join Sano and retro. The oddest couple in night City exclusively on our patreon at patreon.com forward slash no latency. So why the fuck is my bed made? Microwave isn't working can you talk to it? What will these to get up to next? I don't know why you keep sticking your Anger in that part.
That's not a bowling ball. Oh God. You arrive at the bar. And the storefront is complete inside. There are tables set up for products, a huge sign. That's ready to be named and a vending machine at the back. Just like, you remember the gets you into the bar, right? I am done with the building. I have made the bar downstairs, and VIP section, with your like Vanna, White logo on you, like, oh yes. I like wow. Okay. Well, me and Hilda, we are finished.
I am Done with my what you call it my favor. So the Domino peoples with the Ping. Yes. And we are, it's lovely. I love, I love your, thank you for saving me in my office as well. I think that was very nice here is tip. Oh, thank you. So 100 days. All right. Now if you need anything else, you know where to find me, you have extravagance business card. Yeah, yeah, good.
Good. And don't forget that is shot gate, lock down button behind bar, ping, knows, huertas and some other surprises, in case things, go a little bit pear-shaped. I don't like pear-shaped. I'm more of a modernist. Mmm, yes. Yes, I'm a minimalist myself. Oh, yes, I liking the minimalist, it is of the bird. Yes. Yeah anyway I think we are done with this Cameo for me as character and I am finished. You have lovely day. I could buying and he walks off. Well I feel like we probably
won't ever see him ever again. I think that's not true at all. I hope we don't know. But we do. I mean this is a fantastic space that he made us. I mean, look at this place. So what do we The shop. Oh, yummy ideas, gazelle. Honestly, all I got was Joy's toys for the boys. That sounds like a sex club. Yes, that's what I kept it. So I kept banging my head up again so that it just it wasn't. Yeah. Those kind of things, Crystal and joy.
Now there's something Christmas by Joy is what I've been going with for a while. Well, yeah, but don't you kind of want to mix it up or do you got a whole brand thing? I mean, I guess we can always stick with the brand. I'm not like All That Glitters but it doesn't glitter. They Yeah. Retro they don't even him. Haven't you ever seen a mystical gym before nods as I was trying to think of like metaphysical shop names? That's literally what this kind of shop is, right?
Well, we could call it made a physical shop, you know, and just have it be truth in advertising. I think crystals by Joy has a wonderful name. Thank you. Yeah, I think he kind of got it on the first run. Thank you. So crystals by joy and they'll get set Tyler. Till I put it in, go ahead get that business license.
Drafted up if you could and then Del starts to work on their tile and with a few moments Joy get to message they take up their tile which is a little broken and the business license and they tap it and the sign changes to crystals by joy and the lights. Come on our set up shop Montage, set up, shut Montage, put some cool music. Over this part, we're just putting down crystals, Yes, and we're hanging in the things on the wall. We gotta see the beads for over the doorway.
I'm putting a poster and I slammed my thumb with a hammer comical. We've got the posters that are fuzzy when you put them under black light. They look psychedelic, we got a bunch of black lives, Simon shakes his head and everyone has an opening crystals. He's putting his how big, but he's shaking his head like constantly is just like also will fog machine covering the floor. Chad is constantly trying to make small talk with joy, but always getting shut down. 66 is
just going around. Sleeping everything up as it goes 909 back around. Down side down. And once you're finished with your Montage, ya downstairs. And there's ping. Sitting at the bar, with a huge. Fuck off. Smile on their face. Hi everyone want a drink. Wow, you go. Big fuck-off smile. You are happy today. Look at the new bar and it looks great. There's loads of space, there's a little Belva Trope area, with
like space. Someone to stand there and be you know guarding it's not open yet but there's a lot more space to make drinks a lot more space for Beverages and they're still storage for everything. And the secret room for you guys is experiments can still exist as well. There's loads of space known as no. No, I'll take a drink. Yeah. Can I get a Bahama Mama one Bahama Mama coming up one. Jougasaki, please one, Chuck, Chuck. I've sake he go. You might have a hard time
finding many after that. I do apologize for For Sonos, drinking. Can I just have a green tea? Yes, of course. You can thank you. Then Del, I'm not here, green tea as well. Oh, yes, Joy a beer. Yep. Whiskey on the Rocks. Whiskey on the Rocks. All right, well, everybody and ping hands out the different drinks to everybody. And then pose themselves a beverage. You can see it has blue glass in it. They take a sip and their eyes glimmer with a little electronic light as they drink.
His to the bar to add to your crystals. Thank you Jim and to us surviving this shit hurricane. Apparently, I have a idea. Let's have a soft open tomorrow. Night is Halloween, but we could have a little party tonight. B. Some people and have an adventure. I think that's a terrible idea, the last one. Thank you sir. Amazing. Well, it's going to be a Halloween party. So go get your Halloween costumes and any other stuff, you might need to protect the
bar, in case it goes wrong. Why'd you say it like that? I'm kidding. We should not have a party. We are trying the whole reason. We built this bar so we could hide from arisaka and other prying eyes. A party would draw unwanted attention. It's an idea. All right. Now are you saying that maybe you should you know, are taking that a little bit, maybe that'll Laughing the a bet but people like me better when I'm drunk then huh? And I might as well just drink all the time.
I know I don't like you better when you're drunk in fact I liked you better when you're not drunk then you agree. We shouldn't have this party. A does not equal C. I will say I don't have any friends to invite to this party. The only people that would be there would be me and Wendell if you want to join us. I'd love to so that I have no contribution. I have no say in this, I will be here. I will be at this bar whether or not there is a party happening. Well, hold on, I think you mad.
I just stumbled into something we. Don't need to invite other people over to have a party. You just be a party for us. Just us here that are in this. Well newly minted, crystalline act as well structures. Not Krishna. I'm someone off my worst, Crystal shop, very well. This newly minted, Crystal shop at what. Thank you. I had. You know, I really worked hard on that I get flustered when I'm around, what do you say? I'm saying, we don't need to invite any outside.
People have a party and that way we don't have to let the whole not City know what we're doing. So you get your way sound. Oh, and you get your way. Remy works for me. I was little party. All right, well, you guys go and get stuff for the party and getting some costumes and I'll see you a little later. I am not dressing up in a costume. I'm going as my favorite folk hero, go ahead or would you what did you say is going to be a surprise dad. Asado.
I'm sure we could make you something easy, like, what? You could be a ghost. So I don't have to be there. Well, you were clever. I walked directly into that one friend. L, do you have any ideas? And then they'll like puts their hand up for a high five and looks at Iona for approval. I'm just nodding, I'm just wide-eyed. I've been do then Del says yes, while doing a fist bump Great. You, all right. Something about a party stranger grabs a beer.
Looking snazzy in here, right? Oh yeah, it's great. A stranger. I need your help. What's that? Asano needs a Halloween costume Drama TV. They can go as the TV guy. Oh my gosh, what if you two are each other? No, no. Are you love with each other? You know where all the clothes are all we need is a busted-out TV. Know, it would be really fun though. My really funny. And now, Nine not I don't think that's gonna help. You can go sweep over there. I am not putting a TV on my head
but I do and I do mine. I usually disagree with you, I usually disagree with you but then he would be like an upside-down Remy and I totally. We are on the save. Same wavelength their nine and that's never going to happen ever again. Don't worry. Feels like a go sweep over there. Yes, nine. Buggers off and goes and sweet. I will come as myself and that will be fine to come upstairs walk into the Alley. We're gonna do, we're gonna go.
Well, I'm gonna go Ponder what I want to dress up for Halloween, so I'm going to go to a local park. Okay. And I'm going to. Get some birdseed and feed the Ducks. Well, that's just adorable. So retro you'll feeding the ducks in a POC, I have gone to a fabric store, picked up some brown shag and feathers right. And I'm going back to my apartment to get some work done. While I also make my Halloween costume retro where you roll me a d-10 please you had him back
to your apartment. You said I own it. Yes. I have some aggressive emails. I need to send good you while you do that Evan rolled a one and he falls asleep in the park like an old man. When you're sitting there asleep is bird seed all over your Feet and legs. And as you wake up, you hear the sound of something strip like being held against your head different positions. Yeah. As a scribbling you can hear the sound of a monitor turning on warming up. Cool.
You wake up and you can't move your arms or your legs. Okay, what the fuck? Just taking measurements measurements. What are you going to make me a suit? Oh, I'm gonna make you and Steve jumps in front of you and he starts measuring your face and kick him in the balls. Your foot doesn't move. You can try and resist torture drugs if you want to kick him in the balls. Yeah, I did. Your leg does not move. You roll them on again. God. Okay good. And that's that model. All right?
And the opens little flat on the underside of where your nose would be and he reads the serial number off onto a piece of paper. Okay, get off, he slaps you across the face and it really hurts his hand a lot, but he leaves a dent on the side because he rolled a 9 motherfucker. Okay. So obvious. So I'm not tied down by anything. I've been paralyzed with something. No, you're tied down. Oh, I am. Now that you're now that you are fully awakened, that all the cameras and turned on.
In your head, you look around and you find that you are tied to the bench, okay? Hmm. And you've just been slapped across the face and you take one damage. I'm going to regain my thoughts. Okay, go, Steve. Yeah, you said you wanted to be me? Why do you want to be me because it'd be really funny costume for Halloween. Hmm. You Would be a better costume for Halloween, Dead version of you. Yeah, you know how to best way to make that happen is, you know
here let me show you. I'm I need access to my arm real quick though. Can I can I get my right arm out? Brofist waited. Yeah, okay yeah, sure. And he undoes your left arm. Okay. And there's my left arm. Mmm. I would like to go ahead and tell him. Okay, so if you look here, Here and I love using my left arm point to the my neck circuits, like, okay, you have to make sure that you get VGA 7:30 set. Look, you have to get a little bit closer.
Okay, no problem. And then I'd like to actually head butt him with my TV head and grab him by the collar if possible. Okay. Robe rolling. Yeah, you grabbed him by the collar and you hit him in the face for three damage. No roll, roll a D6. Okay. For damage for lunch. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm willin in the spirit of her. A nice holiday and with it being Mischief Night. He'll give you the chance to let me go. Okay? And I don't tell you, okay? So go ahead and untie, the rest of me. Okay.
Is he Timing. It starts untying your right hand and then tries to do your left foot but you he's now on tied both your hands. So okay, yeah I'll use my right hand to untie myself rest away when I asked, hey Steve, you seem like you're a little bit hard down on your luck. I am right now. Tell you what I'm gonna give him five edits but here you go, here's five days. Okay, so that way you can go and get yourself a costume and not abuse people anymore. Okay, no, that's good.
Well, is thing Steve. Okay, so bad. I feel bad for you. Okay. So maybe I should check if a check in on you every once in a while. Huh. What do you think? Okay. What's your favorite place to hang out this Steve mentioned? Action. The seed Mansion. Yeah only kind of heard about that. What is that? Oh it's in the know you're sneaky. Can't tell you that they'll fucking kill me. Kick him in the balls. Roll a D6. Ready. Go yeah you cause 5 damage. Sure.
No I can't they'll kill me with like drill death. Not just a kick in the balls. I can't. Otherwise I'm do it again. Oh no, no role of Z6 Tony to damage that time right. Okay well this is the point where I'm gonna run away now. Oh we're awesome phone. Totally get away with that. Yeah, Unser way coaching is nuts. Wow. All right row. You'll fear Happy. My feet. He runs off into the distance and you realize there's a duck on your head idea. That's it. That's the whole idea.
That's her walks back into the bar with a duck on his head. That's my costume. I'm a baby mallard like it. It's good. You can call me Baby Huey. All right, that's weird. Cool. Well, great. Do you, you were the first one to arrive. I'm sort of waiting for everyone else to turn up. Oh yeah I'm usually pretty punctual. I also just had a pretty bad time with the Steve. My feet are really sore. Can I get a gin and tonic? Yeah, sure.
Thank you. Jeb walks in the Jeb. we're in a coonskin hat and some nice tanned leather with a nice big ol, knapsack a big ol raffle and he goes Welcome to the wild west, the Untamed Wilderness. You see what I'm doing. These are not do it. I'm I'm Davy Crockett. Oh yeah. Y'all heard Davey Crockett for having nothing history? Yeah, it was a I think he was in the House Representatives but hey, he's, you know, he's the king of the Wild Frontier. Whoo-hoo. Oh, never mind. Got it was whiskey.
Oliver sucks. Bonnie, Raitt real. I was gonna be like, where's babe? Come on Sloan. Let's get a drink. Who arrives next? I don't know. But I'm turning up too spoopy Tunes, who the spoopy tunes? It turns out Davy Crockett was in the House of Representatives. He represented the state of Tennessee. Is that considered you okay? Oh I thought he was in, didn't he? I thought he was in the Alamo. He's not texting. You don't know this about your own folk here. I mean she make me bring up the
Wikipedia page. I just looked at the Wikipedia page. Boom. He was at the Alamo. Let's go. He still was in the House of Representatives representing the state of Tennessee. He did, that is what it that's like the first line this I didn't make vendela costume. So that's up to you game master, but Iona comes walking in and they're wearing black leggings and brown shoe.
Choose a very rotund middle section made of brown shag with to kind of triangles made out of feathers protruding from each side and a long piece of ground shag coming up the their spine onto the top of her head, right? That's it. What, what? What? Uh, what are you? I'm an ostrich. Oh, that's really get that. You always see it? Yeah. It's really good because you said that it was like an ostrich that's really smart. I like it that you thought it was funny.
I thought it was poignant to the fact that we're hiding underground. Well, that's funny. I like you Mendel walks in dressed as a leprechaun. It's all good. I even my leg stripe is green. Pinch, pinch. Do not do not. Pinch Me. Is it not? Is that not the right time? Well, technically, that's for st. Sixto, okay, but I like it for Halloween. Just don't pinch me. You don't touch my gold eggs. You've got it. We were wonderful leprechaun. If I if someone catches you you
still grant wishes. I think it's a few get the gold. No, I think it's a few catch them. I was it. We could check. Wikipedia again, I'm Paula. I might I'll I think you can kind of Do Your Own Thing with folkloric on you. That's true. That's true. Job over here, didn't know the folklore of his own folk hero. It's more about what they represent, Tennessee. Yeah, I don't want to hear it. You said what they represent they represented Tennessee. What it?
I don't understand. She and Woody, Christmas. Add tell you, look to me. What he represents is a an ability to fend for yourself to to make your a name for yourself out there and to take on the challenges of the open world that new vast Countryside. And come out on top drink now son. Oh, while you're walking to the bar, no, I'm sitting home. Understand home? Yeah. Well I'll go mission number one.
Let's go get some, I'm meditating in my apartment because you never read your never came back so it was nice and peaceful. So I that's a fair point. There's a banging on your apartment though. Melvin, you seen TV head, man. Now, oh, I have a need help with TV hat. What do you need help us? Why don't stairs man? Wanted to meet TV hat. Who just man, man down? Says say, do you know, have man with TV head? I see man with TVA and maybe live here. I go check, you should say, no,
no man of TV head. Lives here and tell him to go away. All right. Well, I could tell him about Bob, no, you should you understand? We're trying to be covert, right? We don't want people to know we're living here. Oh, I did not know I called and I thought we told, you know, we we do not want people, knowing we are here. So please do not if someone comes looking for. For us. Tell them, we do not live here. Excuse me, Anna.
Steve saw us walking down there and then Colorado is that it, is it Then he, he came in the game in the Box. Fucking prick starts walking up mockingly. No, is no. There is no man. There is no, they do not even have bars in the nights. There is no places, please. Stop coming towards, it's not working. He's still walking what you want me to do, threatened to kill him. If he steps on your property because he is not supposed to be here, but I will make him kill you.
Stevie Steve man he's still walking. Okay, well if he gets to the door I'll murder him. So back away. Okay, I will take all the way around. You deal with this man. This is your fault. I am. Sorry, I will give cheaper. Rent, do you want? Yes, cool. I will with talk discount, after Halloween. Okay. And he walks away and Steve walks up is trust, stab him in
the face. Roller your sword, to yeah, it goes right through his throat fucking ducky right there until you're all dead 23. He's good. He worries, that was already damaged from being kicked in the bollocks, he's dead. I clean my sword and shut the door. Go back to military, leave the body outside the front door. So warning outside you hit, did you hear that Evancho your fault. I thank you. And he leaves you alone and we get back to the bar and you guys
are having a great time. Hanging out playing music, listen to stuff doing we're done. Oz. Everyone's not touching I own and because that's probably what they asked them to do. I'm also carrying a very hot tea most of the time, so please do not spill. I will stand here with you, but that is it. And the party goes on into the night. As you have your own little celebration about. Getting the bar back on track as
the evening rolls on you guys. Get drunker and drunker and drunker I know you don't Iona. I don't, I don't drink. I know, but everyone gets fairly inebriated. Do you want to take any of the coke that you have? No, I am shaking my head emphatically. No, thank you. I know what they put in that. That's why I don't drink. And that's why I don't do drugs because I know exactly how that should have made. Well, everyone else gets wankered. I can give it to them. I give it to them.
They may have my synth Coke. Yay. I have hold on. Let me tell you, I have one gram of synth Coke going after everybody definitely. There you go. Enjoy enjoy. I enjoy speaking of Joy, I don't understand what your costume is. Oh and I'm a crystal. Oh, that's what all the cellophane is for. Yeah. Yeah. I can't see out of my left eye, but it looks cool, right? Yeah. I love it as I mean, I really think it looks real.
Pretty real quick. I'm gonna wink real hard in the thumbs up to him, to drop the ACT. You look gorgeous, and the music gets louder and the drinks keep pouring and everyone slowly gets it continues into the night but it goes on and on and eventually roll. Resist. Torture drugs. Everyone Everyone else passes out from drugs and alcohol. Evan, you've really would like a little more sense Coke in the morning but we'll get to that later.
When you wake up all of the regular incandescent lights are on the like ugly clinical tube ones, the music stopped and everyone's just sort of grossly waking up in the weirdest. Room of Shame. You've ever seen it is Halloween morning, you will wake up and you look around. And you can find retro picking himself up Iona. Rubbing the sleep from their eyes Jeb's there, too, but you can't find pain. What about Joy? Joy's? Stuck to a chair because the cellophane kind of stuck to it. Okay.
You also can't find been Del wait. Where's stranger? Who destroyed your party with us last night? I feel like he was in the corner talking to 9 all night. Where's 9? Where is a fuck? Fuck you guys have mail. Wait, where is it address to to no latency or to Joyce toys for the boys? Ha ha ha ha. Huh. What do you mean is that muhahaha like a? Well, will I can evil laugh? Yes. It has evil laugh in
parentheses. Good Lord. Yes. It was the night of Halloween and all overnight City. The costumes were plenty, but the prices were shitty, the treaters did trick on a night. Fog was thick in a city of read this night, brings the dread in a building. NG once nothing there. Lays what you wish a machine for the bending of a prepackaged dish. So come take your prize. If you think you're allowed your brother or Mother May Cry there's a timer ticking to a mushroom cloud and a lot of
people will die. Jay Next up on Nolan's. There is Mama Mallard, yay. But the duck was here the whole time. You know that, right? All of our friends that had disappeared I bet they but they're all working together in some sort of conspiracy to you mean Vandal and ping. Well and stranger who you mean that them not being here means that they're pulling a prank on us. Yeah, it's no longer Mischief Night, so there's no pranks that are involved. The sauna wasn't here last
night. Night, but he is typically here. Yeah, timer ticking to a mushroom cloud. A lot of people dying which means to think of bomb. Yeah, most likely I'm calling. So no answer it. Hello. Are you currently in the process of pranking us? Yeah, I don't remember doing that. Mmm, I'll see if some of that could spark something Halloween was yesterday. No Halloween is today. Thank you for joining us on our adventure once again here at no latency.
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