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No Latency - Ep.29 Flirting with Nerds

Sep 15, 202144 minSeason 1Ep. 29
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Ioanna does some corporate espionage with the aid of a little advice from Retro, and the group start working on a way to find Joy. Joy being Jeb's old flame, not a metaphor for inner peace.

Will Jeb be able stay calm?
How much can Sano drink?
What is the perfect pet name for Vendell?

Only the dice will tell.
A Cyberpunk adventure continues...

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Last time, a no latency. I went and thought some counseling. You need to go check this place out. It is your dream. I am so charm that you thought of me, well, Jeb did bring up the fact that we could hide the bar. Look, I was very drunk popping. Hilda can do all of that. Robert Bob and Hilda, can we fix it Barb and he'll do? Yes, we can. This guy will let You live for. You got else where y'all coming from. Fuck this T is a getting more and more frustrating.

No, not know. He'll there is my hammer. What, here's your. Here's your cease document. Thank you. Then tell. Yes, I hate it here you too. Let's bring it down. So Why did we come to work? Well, I have the suspicion that we are supplying arisaka with the technology and fuel to bring this entire city to its knees. So I know that legally, we do not work with arisaka, oh, but I don't think that that's true.

So while we're here, Here I need to get access to a node for the server to take it to Remy. Oh oh yeah. Well I mean can't we just chat up the people in 90? I don't know that I want to get them involved. We can get a note from them. I'm sure. But yeah, what would we say that we're doing with it? I don't know. Exactly. Oh goodness. Why is this getting so hard? I don't know. We could, could we call Remy.

He might know some mumbo jumbo. All right, let me I pull out my tile and I dial Remy, good sound effects. You know, it's me. Why do you answer the phone like that? I don't know exactly who it was. I kind of keep everybody on a nickname basis, kind of deal. So you don't have you don't have my number saved in your tile. I have your number saved but not under Iona. Just in case they ever broke into my phone and it wouldn't know exactly that I knew you connectedly what it?

What is it saved under Or both life. I wish the audience could see my face right now. Rummy. Here's the deal. So I am at Bayou Technica currently and I have an idea and I need your help figuring out how to convince it to let me bring a node for Server Connection outside of the building. Well, Make it a little bit personal. So okay, let me know if it's something. You can't answer one. Have you ever met it Department before?

No, that's too. Are you a high enough level where you can actually take work home? Yes. Yeah. Three. Are you willing to flirt with said it guys in order to get what you want? Yes, okay. Then it's gonna be very simple. Go down to it, okay. Try lashes. Give me a little attention, not necessarily going to do anything. Just give them attention. Let them know that you kind of been there these guys to get isolated inside his computer labs.

Nobody ever talks to them because they usually do all the computer stuff. They feel kind of lonely. So, give him some attention. I'm pretty sure honey. Yeah. What heck color do they like the notes then do what? I've never been to ITI. Am I using the wrong linger? I don't, I don't really do. Do quote-unquote, nerds prefer a certain hair color, you know what? All nerds have their own different tastes but I will say this non-traditional. Hair colors, tend to be more better.

Kind of like think peacocks better plumage. You know? I'm greens. A good idea. Maybe rummy. I would like you to roll for it to pick a specific. It color. It nerds are specifically attracted to this color. Yes, you've got your ear. Do you have ears? Okay. A Glee itu. And that's easy from a from my hairdressing days. I have Tech hair that has fiber optics in it and can change at will. So I change it over to Green. Okay. Yeah, they love that shit. Yeah, never really felt really

pay attention to that. Then all you got to do is just go in. Tell them about how you need to have a node connection to go to your place and have it have a little connector drive so you can plug it in. To your computer. So that way you can take it on the go boom. They call thing is that once we get that though, we're going to have to work out, putting some kind of dampener on the tracking system unless you can convince the guy to go ahead and take out the tracking on the IP address.

Just in case you notice you had me stalkers looking after you watch it on there. All right. I think that sounds doable. Thank you, Remy. No problem window. You'll know you're a good net. That right? Thank you, kindly, by the way, Still Loving that, looking at new. Like he got. Tell me if you ever want to get an upgrade on. I should make that green as well. They should be an expert. Nice. The racing, stripe death. All right. Bye-bye?

Okay, bye. It's not how you're supposed to end phone calls, like, taht know I, I've never, I've never disconnected my tie like that before. Is it a phone call? Or is it a tile dial? Just saying are you supposed to disconnect tile dials like that? I don't know. We are seemed right? I've it just like overtook me when Remy said goodbye. Yes, I'm not really sure why we waved. It wasn't a video call. I I suppose that was for each other. Yes.

All right. I don't know where ideas, you hear a muffled noise through the office. Next door, which is office seven, you hear a little bit of mumbling and I need you to roll. Human perception. You're all day, 14. So through the wall, you hear a few things. Did you hear any of that?

Arisaka blackwall, prison Pasco? So they know that I know something about arisaka and the black wall who whose office is next to mine Smith. I've got a very generic name but so what what is this Smith's Department make of it computer and our slides over to the to their computer, they have next to yours whenever they need it, they sit down and they do a little work. How are they in building 94? If they've only been working here for five months, I don't

know. Who do they know or what do they know? Don't know. Well, if this is any consolation that confirms My fear someone has doing something. All right. Well, it looks like we need to go quickly. We need to move faster. Well, it's-- upstairs, enough is 14. Okay, we had up to office 14 as you come out of your office Smith. Also comes out of his office. At the same time, he locks eyes with you afternoon. Good afternoon. Those shoes are very snazzy. Thank you.

Have a good day. Yes. He watches you, as you walk to the elevator and he stares directly in your eyes as the elevator door. Shut, you got one floor, the elevator door opens. You see the sign it? Bathrooms spa and then offices. I change my hair to green your hair. Is now green. Exactly. Like exactly like Fountain. Do should it? Oh, that's oh, I do. I just did Green Fountain Green, right? And they're like, stripe changes even more neon the door to IIT is kind of not correct.

It's kind of falling off the hinge a little bit and you can see, there's a crack in the door that there's just a war of computers and parts, and bits and Bobs and wires and stuff. And you can hear one, He's inside. I rap on the door with just my knuckle, just leave it at the door. No, I'm so sorry. I'm gonna like, I have to, like, lift the door knob up to like, pick two. So make the door. Be able to move on its hinge and I open it, it says it scrapes

across the ground. Ha, no, I I'm so sorry. I had some questions. I don't have any technology with me. It's a lady, you're a lead. D. I mean are you can I call you a lady? You seem like nice lady. Oh well gender doesn't really exist. So valid you're very pretty, I'm saying things in my mind out loud. Hello, I'm Ted nice to meet you. Hi. Ted and I give a call a smile.

Ted. I I came in today because I have some questions and I was wondering if you might be able to help me questions to you, Hmm. Sorry you were saying was so I don't know if you know who I am. Hi, I'm Iona. I'm sorry. / Pesco to be more formal, but you can just call me Iona. Oh, first name basis, how to lovely. Thank you, yes. Hello, Iona, yes, hello, Ted. Yes, I go to say that. Thank you.

You're welcome, Ted. I am looking to bring a note home so that I can so I can work privately on the go. Would you be able to help set that up for me? Ouo, a wireless node. Yes, I mean, of course. I mean I'm the I'm half of the IT department so that's me. I will. I mean, I can find something and he starts to grab and throw pieces of material out. Right. Um, you wanted portable. Yes, please. And I, I have another thing. It's kind of embarrassing, but is it possible to disable the

tracker? I've, I've had some issues with the person sharing the office next door. He gives me weird stairs and it makes me really uncomfortable who has, who has the office next door. The Smith Oh no boy. Yeah, and your boy, mr. Mr. Smith not very nice is mr. Clint exactly. He's he sometimes he knocks on my office and then runs away.

And today I was getting in the elevator and he just stared directly at me and it's just very uncomfortable and I don't I just really need someone to be on my side here. He as you say stares at, you can try is very carefully to not. Stare at you for the next 10 seconds. Oh yes. I mean steering is very rude. And besides I'm looking for the note that you need, I can get you one. Do you, do you need help with mr. Smith I could I could help maybe distract him and you. Mmm.

I could I could be like you I mean I wouldn't nobody would call it that but I could be some kind of hero and then aspects, maybe, you know, get back at him for being a prick. How do you do that? Well I mean you know all the doors are controlled by computers so if you wanted to I don't know you know put a whoopee cushion on his chair. That would that would really give it. Give it to him one, you know. Could you do something more severe? Like to whoopee cushions now to

maybe just crashes connection. How many concussions connection give you copies of his emails? You can find out what he's saying to his mom that would be really wonderful and so funny to be so good. Yes I would actually really appreciate that. I've heard him say my name in his office and so I assume that he's he's talking about me to other people and probably his mom, too. So actually, it may also be very helpful. This goes okay. Can I have Advantage?

Yes, you can. Okay, you got Advantage for Vendo having the green stripe. You also get Advantage for the green hair that you have. And if you want to roll a subsequent Square skill and you succeed at it, and that certainly, say 17 or more. You can have another plus 1. I don't think I need it. I only rolled once but I will roll again, for Advantage, just in case. Hold on, let me roll and War. No, I created as the kids call.

Call it. Yes, you rolled a crate, your old 25 on this persuasion and that's pretty good. Well done, by the way around Applause, he his eyes are just Starstruck. Yeah, I mean I'll help you be great. Um, you really would be my hero not a problem. Um, do you need when do you need the node by? Can you get it to me today? Yes, yes. I can and he reaches down, he picks up hook. It known he goes. You don't want Trucking, there's a little box on it. Beefing like grabs it. Snaps off and goes.

We go that should work for a little bit for a little bit. What do you mean by at least a year? Oh, wonderful. And then I pull out my card and I am I right my personal tile connection on the back instead of the because on the front is the work tile. So I write my personal tile connection on the back. If you could send me those emails on this, Connection from

your personal. That way we have a could we have our production connection and that way it's not has nothing to do with work if that's if that's okay. And you know, if your if your tile or your little risky there ever has a problem. You let me know. Hi Mike. So nervous. Absolutely. I can't like when you're leading the it. I'm talking out loud again, aren't I? Hmm, I'll get that done. I'm enjoy. Run dude. Thank you needs one of those bigger power plugs but I'm sure

you can find one. I'm yeah. I of course I back out of the room and kind of like purposefully back into like the doorframe like I'm also nervous. Oh sorry. It was fun. Derful meeting. You Ted here to hopefully hear my owner. I mean Iona. Hmm. Bye. By the pie and then they'll just sort of this atom and I'll stop by and then it was nice to meet you too. You didn't have a problem, walking out the door. Goodbye. And we're just going to leave it

open also. And as you're walking towards elevator and out times to, I did, you walk into the doorway? Oh, is it to make it seem? Like I was nervous to be around him over said, subtle, flirting technique. Oh, I've got a lot to learn from you. Iona, it's takes practice. Is our then Del, don't go towards the elevator, okay? Can we take a back way out of the building and just directly leave? Yeah, we can I don't To run into Smith again.

Oh, sure, absolutely. And you go to the very, very end of the hallway and there's a fire shoot that takes you down to the lobby bendel's already. Put in a code for a car. It arrives at the back. That's good and speed off. Sano retro. And Jeb are you at the bar? I believe, leave so sure. Yes. I'm to putting on the final touches on some knows he played after trying to fix it. Hmm and Jeb's actually just outside the bar and he's trying to teach Sloan some new tricks.

Some strategy, it's known to be a little more aggressive. Maybe she can and you know, do some aerial maneuvers was just kind of like a fetch type of thing, but she got pretty good at it pretty quick and so I'm thinking killed. I might come in handy in a sticky situation, you know, throwing something into the sky, haven't heard, catch it, or maybe even her dropping something somewhere that I can't throw to roll animal handling. All right, let's get this role go. No surprise here.

I'm pretty good. It. That's not something nice. You want to describe a cool way, it goes into a trash can and I'm just throwing it up too slow and he's like, you know, my all right, start over there. It's gonna just get it going and then when I see you dive bomb, I'm gonna throw this right up to Stone you, just catch that ride with the town's there. Good girl, that was incredible. God damn it, a little bit faster. Oh, I really, what's going on? Hey, I'm trying to fix.

It's a nosebleed and I had a bunch of spare parts here. I do next 27p, raspberry and just disappeared on me. And then she drops it into my hand. All right. Oh not. So you see that? I'm just teaching Sloan to be a little bit more Hands-On, or should I say Talons on it? You know, and I throw that exact piece of you're talking about straight up into the sky as she swoops down and grabs it. I need that part, man. Give it back.

Oh, was it odd? I just thought it was that was scrapped or something, I don't know. It seemed like you would do a bunch of wires and whatnot. Yeah. But I need that actuator in order to fix the rest of this blade. Oh geez Sloan. Come on, bring that back, honey. Yeah, drop it right here into daddy. Oh geez. I dropped it. Cyanosis, drinking in the bar, just pick it up. It's all scratched and that smells like a dead rat. Hey, well, that's her favorite snack.

What does Iona when you need them? Can you some of that? Hand wash World. Ah, she didn't shooting mean that ran me out you know. She sorry. She lands on my shoulder. Look at her and you can probably open up his leave in a huff and then walk over and start fixing up the rest. Oh no, he didn't mean it, he still acts, you know, I'm telling you you'll warm up to you. He he's just well, you know, I'm afraid that he doesn't like animals. I know. I know, I know. So it will back him with a

scratched up part. Yeah. What do you need me to do rolled basic Tech? Okay. Oh, you're all the crap so it doesn't you're all 26. Yeah, so all right. So no, fix your blade. Now, fortunately, I had to use some parts and get a little creative with it, so got you? He played. Now thing is that burns little bit hotter than usual so you can be dealing a little bit more damage with it. However in order to be able to do in these parts, it's little more analog than it used to be.

And so you can see this little exhaust thing on the side of the kind of looks like a little bee hive kind of B2 right there. You press that button right there. And once you press that button, you will see just Flames shoot out, kind of like the flamethrower was like a nice. And so when you do it you can see a nice big flame, tail

founder. Like kind of do that like once or twice to exhaust some of that heat so that way it doesn't get way too overheated on it. You know, you turn my heat blade into a flaming sword. Yes. It's a bit much tonight. I don't mean to overstep my bounds but um, That's that's really cool. I suppose I would rather practical than cool but thank you very much. No problem. I'm in a good mood. I feel better - feeling a lot better. I'm all good. Everything's great were great. Wonderful.

I'm gonna go have a drink. What would you like? I try. I would like a sparkling water. You got it. Ping spores, a sparkling water. You want some line? Oh yes, please. I Square little. I'm at this point. You're now sitting around a table.

Because that's all that's left of the bar around the table a few bottles and one soda gun left that's installed into the ground with a pipe connection Bob's been working pretty hard in. There's no upstairs anymore and you will look up and it's just a bear Warehouse ceiling. Now this is pretty fast. Yeah I was worth saving them. The Jeb find you a job. I know I just saw him outside with the rat. Let me go ask him. Okay? You have any more socket left?

Yeah. Do you want the age stuff for the one that synthetic they judged mobile? Please, I'll sign out. I know we'll find it right here. Tri, don't worry. No, some districts does it say to Remy will now go outside and your hey, we want to know. Did you find Joy yet? And I think that Sloane is like flying down and drop in another, just like a piece of trash. Something that he's been throwing up. Now, as you bring up Joy, he like fumbles and like, drops

whatever. He's supposed to catch, then Jeb guy turns to ago. Guess what? No, I thought maybe we could. Well, it's all right. Things are complicated. All right, I know. No. All right. Okay, wait, wait, wait, things are complicated? Yeah, in the ways of the complicated, how are the complicated? Is that a ruin business, transaction? That's number one, a ruined romantic relationship. That's number two, or you done. Fuck them over and they're ready to kill you.

Number three, it's I wouldn't say ruined roll. And to relationship. I just think you know for whatever reason she wasn't ready to settle down with a nice guy who would provide for her and care for her and love her unconditionally, you know, and just oh boy. Yep, there they come. No, I'm fine, buddy. Sloan sweet down and lands on your shoulder room, wipes. Some of your tears for its wing. No. See that's That's why you're the only girl, for me. Scritch scritch, scritch, scritch scritch.

Well, look at she's probably out there in the Badlands. Probably still hanging out with the Westwind pack, but You know, I I'm gonna be honest, I kind of just said it is as an idea, was really thinking that of what it would take for me to go back out there and deal with my past. Well, I mean look you got me and so and paying a pin wants to well get into Vanna White, we can make a traveling down up there and give them a nice talking to About a business relationship and then hopefully,

they'll be able to come back. So we can take care of this. I mean, to be honest, is Joy working technically, Forest gonna be a problem? No, no, of course not.

You know, I just think I just think that if I were to go out there, I'm gonna need to have another girl around my arm to just kind of show her that I've moved on you know and oh my God I got it, I got it. Well I - she can, she can be all my arm just just as a, you know, as a, just a way to show that I'm not interested in enjoying no more and that I've moved on and that I'm a stable. And, and successful, man, Stranger Comes Out Works outside and wings against the wall.

Whose little successful man about me again. Stranger, what are we not talking about you and your success. You're so humble, Jeb just don't just kind of glares. All right? He's been caught emotionally open and he doesn't like it. He's closed off now. All right. Well I did you guys want a cigarette? Oh yeah. I was just thinking how can I get one? You'd smoke? Yeah. Huh. Jeb. Do you not think that's weird? Heavy smoker? No response.

Who would alright, he's a bad heart broken over a girl right now. Yeah, I ain't said nothing about that. Do you? You stranger your heart breaks my monocle. Yeah, Jesus. Remy has his story to tell as asking he passes from me a cigarette or business stranger. I just let bygones be bygones between us. All right. Well then why we're talking about we're not talking you were talking about now came outside and you don't want to trust me. Hey, you saved my life and I

don't trust you. He does have a point there. I will you ever You ever had a girl that seemed check all the right boxes. Mmm, yep. Yeah, drove a stick. If you can build anything, you read that. Same girl, tell you that. She ain't ready to settle down and be in a monogamous relationship. Yeah. No, what do you mean? Nope. Nah, she asked me if I wanted to settle down and have a real family or Tykes and all that and I wasn't ready for it. So I kind of Fuck. That was a little portable TVs.

Major little, the only bad. That one, a bad sprain. Your car. And it was a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, I'll take you. Oh shit. Hey well let's just say that a unrealised going out and trying to get joy back in the well, to help cover this any plates over to. No, wait and see this situation. Joy and ever thought, she would whatever. Thought bringing this in was gonna stir up some emotions from the past, but Well, it feels like you're all will do that at some point for some kind of

narrative, pesos and reasoning. Hey you know, maybe so what are we going to find Joy? Bangla saying you knew where they work? I knew I knew where she was. Maybe five years ago. Back when I was still running with my packs Westwind pack. You gonna do some kind of like I'm over. You kind of shindig. Well, let's see that sound. Think I just don't want her to

think. Think that I haven't moved on, you know, I don't want her to look at me and say, oh my God, Jeff, you know that you you you still, you still single. Well, I'll tell you what. Joy you said and that's right, I'll call some people you find yourself someone, hold your arm and see, that's what I'm saying. I turned around me. See, he's got it look, I think it's a bad idea.

Honestly, I think you just go to show that you have become a competent capable person, learning how to live by yourself without needing somebody else in your life. Take care of yourself and you're happy about it. That works out pretty well. If you guys can't do need to have a girl on your arm, then you do. It doesn't jump. Living the the rain. Hey there's nothing wrong with that. It's a simple app. So it sounds like you need someone on your arm because none of what retro said is true.

You out, I'll hold him back, I'll hold back. Hey, was just yanking your chain there. Jim? Well, what goddamn cigarette or you want a cigarette, peace? Offering take it. Grabs a cigarette and lights it and as he likes it, I owner arrives. We'll just the person that I was thinking of listen, I know the me and you I own a I don't know, we haven't exactly a stranger because gotten all the rat foot every time and sometimes you don't see eye to eye.

And, you know, I think it's simply because we're both very abrasive personalities, you know? And that's not the kind of abrasive. I just heard the red me. Like, I don't know, had it? I thought, I'm just kidding. I'm very abrasive. I was just yanking your chain. Listen, let this link. It'll be easy for me to say, but I'm not exactly. I'm not really a romantic, but listen, please do not please, do not confess your feelings for me right now.

That is not what we're doing. Listen Lee, anything like that. I just need someone to pose as not romantic. Complain. Why? Oh, it's a its formation. I'm so sorry. What mission is this? What do you need a romance partner for? All right. So you know how I had that. At a fantastic idea about turning. No latency into a crystal and herbal remedy herbal nationally Sterling. Yeah. Thank you Remy.

So you got well my my plug for that is a lovely lady named joy out in the Badlands who may or may not have broken my heart. One spark to how it will end. The point is that I needed somebody to pose as my new flame to show that I have moved on from from her since then. And I am now a successful and completely mentally stable Ah, mate. Okay, so you're completely lying. Well, I like a boy. They a single most. Those things are true - the fact that I don't have a squeeze.

So when do we were discussing on the way over here? Flirting techniques? Would you like to practice? Yes, I think that you would be the perfect match here for this quote-unquote. Emission then Del takes a little bit there until I was it. I doing it right? You're doing fantastic. They walk into the fence behind them. Oh no, I wasn't paying attention. Oh, well actually there then do that. There was half my it. We are, we meant to kill Joy, Like a Knife them.

Is that Bloody well, no, no, we ain't working with no, you better not. You don't put lay a hand on. Boy, you understand. Okay, but a nice no knives hands bullets. Nothing of the sort. They will no harm. This is joking though. This is only to make Joy jealous. Oh, now we R CR knew you would understand? I knew I knew that if there is going to be somewhat of a saying about us before. Oh, I see.

Okay jealousy, all right. Exist, hurt her with your master flirting and And your your words and your body language, that's Robin. Do you got all that being brother and your metaphorically stabbed her with your flirty knife, right through the heart? It's a piercing dagger love is, okay. All right. So just do we, do we have pet names? Well, I used to call her call her now, I see, it's nothing. I know. Okay. Well, you can call me little Cutthroat.

Well, hold on. Something a little more less valuable because I'm really good at cutting throats. Without not good. Iona know I love it. I think that describes you perfectly and Jab. It could be because they're so vivacious and driven ambitious your little Cutthroat, I don't know. What do you what do you think you think that's gonna you think that'll instill a sense of jealousy in? Well I think what would work more is if and L Called you what? Joy used to call you.

Yes. What was your n dog named pet name at him? Thank you. Well Jeff just blushes just turns bright red shoes, call me her little cowpoke my little cowpoke hey that's it's not a laughing matter. That was I'm being really emotionally open here with y'all and I'd appreciate it. A little bit of respect and I'm and I'm and I'm ready to be your little Cutthroat. My little cowpoke Fields even when you say Cutthroat and cowpoke is so adorable.

Yeah. G is going to have a sound of a studio audience going on. Ah, all right. Well um, hmm. Now that we have a plan to get joy to help us. How are we going to Find them. Although it's gonna be a bit harder of a situation, but, you know, I'm sure I can. I'm sure I can hunt down my my old Clan. Hold on. You still got our tile number. Don't, you know, can I do a persuasion or check on that role for it? Well here, all the 2014. I think that you did.

Like, I think that like I go for my tile, you know what, it's like in my back pocket and like, like a go, and I could take it out, like, good luck, delete the number. And then you like, swipe out of my hand, it's right there. You got a number right here. Look, I was just the last. The last few messages don't have anything to do with do. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna look at your messages. I'm not gonna look at your messages. I just know because look if we're going to be vulnerable.

All right. I too have a lost paramour and Felicia and I still have her number in my phone, too. So I get it. Which is why I knew you still had it. So you got to be the big successful man. Step up and make that phone call partner. Okay, give me the tile. There you go. You don't need to whisper sweet nothings in your ear while the coolest. Absolutely. Oh nuts?

No, no. But now I can tell Arjun well, okay, maybe don't use it until we're like in, you know, around her ear shot because it feels weird when you say it, I'm on Bo. Honest with you. No worries. Little Cutthroats here. Oh boy. Alright I'm just okay, dial. Hi. Everything is Crystal hang up. I can't do it. I can't do it almost. All right. Okay, this time I'm just going to leave a message. You know what? That's actually easier. I don't have to talk to her.

I'm just going to say hey Joy this is Jeb. You know just I got a been living my best life really been thriving and here over and not City become. I'm a bit of see fuck myself. Honestly, I know you said that you never wanted to get into the city at all, but, you know, I wouldn't, I did it myself and I'm sure you're doing great. You haven't even sent him at every, just talking to yourself. Well, this is a bit of a dry run.

Oh I see. Okay you're right before I just got just kind of just got do it dial just talk from the heart. It's going to be okay. I can't get to the phone right now. Probably because my vehicle stuck in a ditch and there's a steamer after me. If you can help me, that would be great. I'm kind of fucked if your digits team. Don't worry about any of that. I'm fine. You can't find me leave a message after the beep. Don't forget herself, crystals. Jeb just has a wide eyes.

Did you get her Jeb's eyes? Just go wide, and he's silent for a moment and goes, I'm coming. Just bony, and hangs up turns the rest of the group and goes, we gotta save Joy. Okay. Save, Joy from what her loneliness. Nah, she's being a desert scenes after we look. If we can, if we can save her, if we can get her out of that situation. Then that's it. I think, I think the she'll help us out. And maybe she'll even and and that's it. That's the only reason. Do you still need Vandal to be a

romantic partner. How's it going cowpie? Cowpoke nickel account kits. Cowpoke have poked. Well, sorry, my know, I don't matter. It's actually kind of changes things because do you think I mean, I know, there's nothing more romantic than well than saving someone's life. Right? I guess so. Did I not do a good job? No, FanDuel. You did great. Look, I'm being honest with you. You did fantastic. Ask the guy was I was I was buying it. He has buying it. I could get a copter.

Yeah, totally Remy. Yeah. Do you do you think, do you think Jeb also needs to go to therapy for his savior complex? Absolutely. We should, when we're done with this, we should probably recommend him to 1. I got a great one. His name's dr. Sod tooth. Yeah, I made my leg a Sawtooth here. He touched my shoulder for the fourth time. Well real sweet gentleman. Helped me out quite a bit. Bill lot better. I'm probably going back for my own little more therapy, by the way.

Love what you did with the hair looks great, you do Van-Del, love that racing stripe, does it, it's Fountain. Do doesn't the fountain color? I'm going to say really speaks to me something Parts. Um, how about I change it? What are you trying to take? I change it back to like the lavender that it was great. Yeah, I'm not so into it. Anyone knows I'll kick the door and I'll go, so it's time to go kill it again. You see, Sano dropping empty

sake, bottle on the ground. His face pure red as he is completely drunk. He gets out his newly, made fire sword and presses it and fumes come out with backside. Let's fucking kill them all. Oh, he's ready, he's ready. Come on, let's all get in your driving poke. All right. Look, it's all right, here we go. Come on everybody. Who's getting shotgun? Oh yeah, it's you of course, partner always get shocking. I wanted turret. But okay. We're not going to need the

turret for now. But when we do, I'll switch with you. Okay, great. You got dibs. Debs. Next up on Nolan's, I thought we should discuss this on our way out. I have good news and bad news. Send me his address and I will kill him. Are you drunk? He finished a whole bottle of sake, Jesus Christ, I can't see, I found where Joy is at Jeb is all of a sudden very interested in what's going on.

Well, there are going to be people for you to maim and dismembered, and, and kill, just point this point and I'll kill them. Nick. No, no, no. I got out with him. I'm confused. What is the importance of this to the mission? I'm on my own cut. My little Cutthroat. Hey, how are you? You know what? Actually I was just passing through. Hey John, what happened? Thank you for joining us on our adventure once again here at no

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