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No Latency - Ep.28 Can he fix it?

Sep 08, 202158 minSeason 1Ep. 28
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Retro heads to therapy, and the Crew have a few errands to run, and they need a plan for the Bar now that Arasaka are on their tail. Ping doesn't want to move so the crew will have to work something out. Perhaps an old friend of Domino can fix it. . .

What kind of therapy can Retro expect in Night City?
What are they going to do about the bar?
Can they fix this?

Only the dice will tell.
A Cyberpunk adventure continues...

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Last time, a no latency Tarzana took. That's the reason I just like you. Why? Because of my brother, you know, maybe she's because I'm easily swayed by advertisements, but whoever that guy on TV seemed all right. Sawtooth was that his name? That's what I caught one stop. Doc would be fast and dirty and quick but it'll get the job done. Holy. Shit. The bottom of your leg is bending. That's probably bad. This is the best place I've ever been. I feel like I'm at an amusement park, right?

Well, then they'll has a new leg and they can do a super jump now. Why do you even do this? I'm going to save my life. They asked me to help Jab. I honor your car arrives outside of no latency door opens, then Del gets out and opens the door for you. This Like it's great. Do you like it? And it did. He explain the the new abilities? Oh, oh yeah, look at the pamphlet. I'm just so excited for you.

I hope that you liked it. I had to pick it was either that or a compartment and a compartment just sounded boring compared to a two-story leap. I know damn van daele. Oh, look at that. I mean, I'm sorry about the whole leg and everything but that looks pretty damn good. It's pretty Cool. It is quite dashing. You are sporting a beautiful mechanical leg. And check this out, check this out. And they squeeze that brow. And the yellow line on their leg

changes color to purple. That is ver, that is very wonderful. I did not know that there's no reason for that to be an inclusion in this but it's very cool, but it's very cool. I'm sure that you won't have to look so constipated after a while after you get used to it, I'll know. Do I look on so why do I have to be? Honest with you. Oh dear. How much do I owe you? Iona. Don't worry about it. Really, that actually wasn't as expensive as we thought.

Oh, and I killed a Steve while we were there really. Oh, that's so good. Did you leave the body? No, we could go back. No, we can't. Why not? Normally we lived in Steve's bodies. We sometimes find clues about where their base might be. That we don't know yet. I Put his body through a garbage disposal. Sorry, I missed that. That's Uncle sauna will walk in a sauna, I don't do like wonderful UK. I know it's cybertek but the doctor said, I die. If they didn't remove my old one.

I mean, sometimes these things are necessary. I am glad you are. Well, Iona, there's something I must ask you about. I lay my jacket down on the table. This is me making a big deal about finally taking off the, the corpo jacket. I just haven't put it back on since we cleaned. It was that doesn't deal. Well, I just haven't taken it off. This is the first time they ever notice. This is metagaming, this isn't actually I own a saying this I was responding to medication my

apologies. So the know what you guys saw you kissing now that what Say JUMP. I was just going to make a joke of like I'm so in the character, I don't know when to get out. This is the metagame stop. But you can see now that from the several from the several incidences that we have had that I own, has gotten shot in the same shoulder every time and so they have been several skin grafts and have like a kind of Patchwork over their shoulder by season 3. We're going to find out that

like your arm has a magnet. It on it. I've been implanted with a biotechnical magnet, all right. What is it? Do you know anything about something called the blackwall prison? I mean, the black wall is the wall, keeping the eye out. And if I had to make a Educated Guess the blackwall prison is a prison for the AI that try to cross the black wall. Maybe this could be where Domino's kept Wait, you guys know a domino is kept. No pops up from the bar as they

clean a glass, only speculation. I'm following my own lead, but my own lead for what I'm looking for, might very well coincide with whatever Sacco's doing with Domino. What did you hear? I am inserts of a recently discovered brother who I thought was dead but now I know is doing contract work for arisaka. Hmm. He was involved in something called the blackwall prison. Hmm. They said there is some sort of entrance in the air soccer main building.

That would make sense. Something involving guard Incorporated. Voice of this rated guard. Whoa, hold on. That's a that a I was saying something about guard but yeah, I was guard. What are you Stranger the AI that was using the vending machine in the lab that we were at. Oh, so that's what that code. Was you just left it? You guys just like you dropped it off. And then I saw no and retro left and then you left with Vendo nice light by now. Thank you and Jeb, you you are

right? Yes, you did. Oh honestly, it's I don't think I'm drinking water and about, oh, I don't. Three days. I throw one of those. Those water bottles from the the from sawtooths at him. It's jebin the face and like two seconds later. You puts his hand up to grab it. Oh, oh. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So stranger though. Did My sister come here and drop off. Kill my master, your he's downstairs. I have him sedated. Have you begin to figure out anything about him or disease? Just their will.

The his brain is really fragmented. So in terms of like neurotoxicity something's been going on, he was a hooked up some machine. Their arrest reports of never even fucking seen before. It's like the puzzle pieces weren't put back, right? Well, he might have information about poop too. I am not your would be better describing it and I would actually I think Remy would be the best to describe this, but where is Remy? Oh my God Ram, he's gone.

No, he he said he had to go, we were supposed to come back to the bar together, but he said he had other business. Is he all right, whatever the roomie. I don't know. Jab jab take this pink. Makes you a prairie oyster. Oh that's vile. Hmm. Yeah brother reg Worcestershire sauce and pickle juice. Unfortunately it's all I got I'm good no more. Don't worry about money. All right. Yeah bucket. God I miss having a bar well you still gotta borrow a little where. Oh now I can't open the bar.

I mean, unless you had it, huh? Unless I cleaned it, you know, I'm going to think about that. But meanwhile, where is Remy? I have to pay you all for this vending machine. Oh yeah, I'm up how much that drink. Hopefully you cover that right with the yes. Jab, I'll cover your tab. I don't know, buddy, I don't know what time he's doing, but it's probably something very

important probably. Remy after careful and considered thought after his conversation with Sano reminded him of issues that he had had long ago when he was a teenager and as decided to go and seek out, some professional help with

his mental issues. So he's looked up a reputable counselor and as gone to seek some therapy so instead of taking Vanna White, I'm just going to have a long walk down streets at night City. Kind of thinking about everything that's going to happen and as it gets to the doctor's office, ketonic Ona and there in front of you is so tasty, right? The wax on sanitized off. Hello, Louie. You I am. Do you have a television for the head for the head? A head, a hat, a hat now and salts jacket.

I've got have to give you a discount now, this is I'm never gonna make any money doing this. Good thing I'm rich anyway. What's happening? How can I help? Yes, this week's. The Katie is green. Yeah. Is this the right place? I came to seek some professional therapeutic help with, of course, I can help. You're my, my duck doctor, my name on the outside. Side. So friends did sanitizer do you want some sanitized water has very good taste. Like absolutely nothing in his

incredibly refreshing. Yes, help you. So tell sanitizing caps, which he composed between the outside which is really good for the environment. A lovely environment, very good long, as it's clean. And wow, see here I can taste like absolutely nothing. Isn't it wonderful, you know what I would have? I have a friend that would love this place. Oh, really? Well, I do, right? So so why are you at? Yes. Can you put your desert, the auto reception list screen?

You know, screens. There are few, I'll go ahead and I'll go to the screen and I'll type in my name. My full name, remain, guess Ortiz, then Mingus Ortiz Mistral? Tastes. Alright. Yep. You can also call me Remy, Remy, Remy, Remy, Remy, with an IR. Oh, why? Oh why? Oh, why? Oh good. Don't go in the back. Balcony. There's lots of blood. I have to clean that. Okay, so what kind of, what do you what do you need mr. Ortiz. Remy sorry.

Yes, yes, counselor. Well, I'd come here to seek some some therapeutic professional help for some mental issues that I have. Right? And so got and you're who I'm going to see cuz you took a course oh yes, yeah they did a chip and everything very helpful. Studied it rains? Yes. Okay well how do we do this? Do I just I come into my life. He go. I mean here right have a seat. There you go. It's good to change a to look. There's a button that cool. It's very nice. What does the button do?

It makes it a little too? Because it says, well tear on it because that's would be the obvious thing for it is, what did you expect it to do? Make the car explode. Ha ha, I would hope not making exploding chair. No, it's not do that. That. Oh okay, yeah, I'm I'm starting to get a little more nervous. Maybe I should make an appointment with some gentle drugs. To calm you down. If you're feeling nervous, I can administer those. I'm a med tech. Did you know? You know what? This is where?

Oh, right, yes. And he pushes a button on the chair and it turns into a fainting couch and you're suddenly lying down therapy position. That makes me comfortable. Yes, excellent. Do. Do do you need to plug in your head or anything? No, I'm okay. Don't self-sustaining. Let's talk about you, mr. Ortiz. Remy. About you, so your tell me about your inner brain case.

But the child, well, I was found by My adoptive mother Belladonna Ortiz and she adopted me after my parents were killed by a booster gang and then she raised me up in there getting the Zone pound. And when I was young, I was shot. Shot in the head and almost died. Hmm, that's the brain case. Yes, exactly. And after that, it happened, I was I was saved by my mentor, Delphine. Raphael, and I once, wait, 113 lat. Do I know that name laughing? Raphael that is a one.

No, no, I don't. Yes, very, very prolific. Tack down south. But I mean, I've been having a very hard time. My friend had talked to me about some, some issues that they had with their family and it had rung, really close to something that had happened with me and which after my injury, My adoptive mother sent me away to learn to be a better Tech. But question, did you become a better tank? I did. But we haven't really spoken since aside from a birthday

card. Is this a situation where they are dead? No. Oh, that's good. Okay, so that means I would say that you could resolve your issue by getting back to your. I'm gonna say mother. Even though you're adopted right somehow. Yes. Yes. I'm going to say that if you go back and show them that you have improved as a person and that all of their sacrifices weren't for Thing, you can find a lot of joy in proving that they are, but their trust in, you was good. I don't know.

Maybe I've always has no quest of some description. Yeah, I've always believed that they took blame upon themselves for what happened to me. And so, they're just a shame to see me after what happened. Well, I think of it this way, I'm missing a good portion of my original brain. That's easily attainable darkened. Tell from the yes I'm wouldn't be the person I am today.

If it weren't for that missing bit of brain have you helped people or done any kind of good things as the product of being a TV for a bad person? Yes. So would you say that you have made the people around? You have a better life because you were able to do cool things with a TV on your head. Well, as ahead as Go ahead. Yes. I would say for the most part, maybe one or two people I could think of. Right is one or two bigger than 0.

Yes right. Well then wouldn't you say that having a TV for your head has at least improve the lives of two people? Yes. Would that not make you feel better? I think so good. Right. Hmm. Well, let's see. Do you want me to remove the memory of you getting a TV forehead? Oh no. Because then you'd be horrified. Every time you looked in the mirror. Do you want some drugs? Yes. Oh good. Yes I got lots of those here. Drink this. Okay I'll drink it. I've got some duplication.

Okay good. Oh take the bill. I don't know what it is. No. How do I feel after taking it? Yeah, but I really want to tell you what it is. Okay. What-what is it, make you feel better? You know that but he told me that's now it's not going to do anything. No no they still work but I know that's a placebo. So I know that means nothing doesn't matter - oh yes yes, you know, I have something in common head injuries, right? Yes. And my head injuries has, like, I've saved a bunch of people's

lives. There was a person that came in here earlier today, and if I hadn't changed their leg out, they'd be dead. No. But that's a good thing. Yeah, and I would've never done that with my old brain. My old person wasn't asshole, Richard shit. I don't know, give it a second chance to live. It sounds like you've done something to help some people and if that doesn't make you feel better and it's just as powerful as that Placebo, right? You have to believe it, okay? That was cheesy.

So that will be be free if you deal with the guys that's coming in. Who minute what guy do, what guys? Coming at, you got a gun and as a rule I don't like killing things anymore so there's it he'll be here in. Yeah, yeah very soon. Okay. What's his name? I'm is it's his name is Steve but his head on backwards. Wow. Okay sure. Yes. I said I'm having a taxi. I've no idea how he's even in a car. Oh, that's the worst customers. Okay, yeah, I'll take care of

that. Thanks Doc, you've given me a lot to think about and then in a very matter way have yourself. 15 Humanity. Okay. And I'll go ahead and I'll step outside as you step out there's a Steve standing there but his head is on backwards. Sorting nexin are away turns around. I'll fuck, it's you shit, I'll fucks right? Ah fuck And he's like reaching for his gun and it points the wrong way, it points out the door fires, his gun and shoots

into the street. I would like to use the butt of my assault rifle to smack his head off if possible Joe over it. All right? Yeah, that hit, I don't know what happened to him just Square slightly in the shoulder and he spins slightly and he falls on his back. But of course, that means he falls flat on his face and you hear his nose crack as he falls on the ground. Well, this was fun catching up.

Steve definitely helped me get a lot of pent-up aggression out, but it's time to go and you shoot him and he just dies on the floor, execution-style, back of the head, of course, just the way I own a copy, the lab door opens. Oh, I've done. Thanks Doc, not on the floor, but think about this. Think about this stock was blood on the floor. Aha. But now you get experience. The sanitation of cleaning it up. And how beautiful it is.

Watching the mess cleaned up. I just wanted the dead bodies of the worst, especially if you forget to close the layer, I'll just go throw him in a dumpster out back, would you? Yeah, I can do that Leslie's like, have a keychain. Oh, cool keychain. So, tooth keychain blood and cybertek definitely. Keeping this is put my have Reeves one of my head, but this is the driest boys. My fellow very loud. So come up, yes, I beg the body up, I'll take it out back. Him activate his little cleaning

robots, right? I just talking to the dumpster right. Yeah, that's fine. Um, Step, yeah, 00:40 that though, check his pockets. Oh, you gonna check the body, that that you just killed. Well, I want to check the pockets. He might have a couple that. He's that way. I can catch a cab. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. If I'm 100 Eddie's in one pocket and 200 Eddie's in the other pocket, Sweet. 380 is that's just enough to get a ride back to the bar. Now, it's lot.

That's, that's enough to get, like, six rides to the bar, and it was like, 50 bucks. All right. I'm going to take 50 bucks to that, and I'm going to use that to pay for my ride, back at the bar. And then I'm going to forward the other 252 Della Main and go, sorry, you get a frowny Emoji as a reply, he's still annoyed. Returns the bar. But Jeb, Iona, Sano and Vandal. And stranger will hang them, longer pay.

So Do we all think this black wall prison might be a online prison a virtual prison, or is it a real place? Well, I think whatever whatever they acid is is digital. So it's, it's digital, right? I mean, why would a I care about a real-life prison jab, your tile goes off and it says, As take pills. I don't wanna think of the money you'll get when it's over my head hurts right now. Take your medicine. First roll resist, drugs and torture, you take the pill and you feel it.

Hit your stomach and over the course of about a minute. You're not drunk anymore. Whoa, Oh man, what's in that stuff? No way to tell. What happened to that? We all say, I feel great. Is this kept happening? How many fingers am I holding out for pink? How many drinks did you have? It's more accurate. How many bottles and they take two bottles of large bottles of empty whiskey and put them on the on the bar. Oh yeah. And I snuck a beer to when you weren't looking.

Sorry about diet kept stand on one leg. Yeah, sure, you have no problem. I know we should write this in the notes. Go ahead. Thank you. But that Analog. Also, Jabba put that in the log. Yeah, yeah, Bullinger opal in journals. All I'm doing is running in this thing. I am gonna feels like, have you discovered a cure for drunkenness? That's not particularly what we're trying to do, but an added benefit, as a side effect is nothing to nothing to put your

nose up at indeed. Was assumed it would be very profitable deed. Hmm, Remy will go ahead and enter. Hey y'all, that's gone. What'd I miss? I'ma me. Whoo nice. Like thanks. Really? Yeah, if we had to go to a med tech and get it cut off and put it right back on, I got it. I almost died. Oh no, well, I mean I'm glad that you're alive, right? Yes and we're like like good work. Where we change the color of the strike. What does very good where were

you roaming? I was going to tell lie where I was at, but I think I can be honest because I need to be honest with myself. I went and thought some counseling after you told me your story last night. So I know I had a deep thought about I Own life and had to go and talk to somebody about it. So I will remember you can talk to me about it, Jeff, that's not the same thing, Remy, I'm very proud of you. That is something that I mandatorily have to do for the company.

They need to make sure that we are in good mental health and you know, of the sane mind and healthy body on a quite regular basis, you know how stressful corporate world can be. So I'm I'm very proud of you. That is not an easy thing. To do. And I hope that you found benefit from it and that you will continue to go. Yep, I think so. I think I'm going to go ahead and continue. Am I find another doctor? Though? The doctors that I saw nice man.

He was quite eccentric though. He had good motive, but I don't think he was exactly what I was looking for, but that's totally. Okay, he did give me a pretty cool keychain and I'll show you my Sawtooth keychain. Jane. That's where we were. Wait, that's my leg. Wasn't that place. Wonderful. It was like, it was like an amusement park. It was so beautiful, and shiny and clean. I swear, when I, when I came in, I was like, you would have loved

this place. I was like, I was going to tell you in private, like, you need to go check this place out. It is your dream. So charm that you thought of me that is delightful. Ping. Yes. Did you see my sister drop off key? Oh yes. Did she say anything about Where She Went? She said she'd be back when she had more on Seth. Mmm. I kind of doubt that but that also brings up another Point. That's that she knew where you were arisaka knows where you are.

We are all exposed at this current location. Well, jug did. Bring up the fact that we could hide the bar. Oh look. I was very drunk that I honestly, I was bored. Hm. Don't don't listen to that jump. I don't like a lot of your ideas, but sometimes you have ideas that are How would you say it so crazy? They just might work. Wow. Well, thank you. I'll well, well, the only thing we'll need is a contractor to move the bar. Well, couldn't we just hide the bar?

Like Jeb said, So, we hide the bar. We could make this room like a Front. Yeah, I front like a and then we've already got a secret entrance as the vending machine and then and I cleared the warehouse out downstairs. So there's any room to have some kind of speak easier, be a little smaller but at least I can hold onto no latency. We would also just a little bit of Paperwork to sell the bar quote unquote. Well, Robin Hilda can do all of that.

Who is Bob and Hilda? It's a building Tech contractor. That's who built the bar the first time and they can hide the bar in the basement. I made the secret door. I don't see why not. So, they're trustworthy as well. The question is. Now what do we have? Is the front? Yes. What is the front of the bar? Is it a store? I got it. We sail crystals who is going to

run this Crystal shop. I got a friend out in the Wasteland who was well she's got quite the knack for finding these things and at least out there they they fetch quite a price. I have heard, I have heard of upping trend of of crystals in the city. It has become becoming quite a popular notion. You know, taking old fake tradition and calling it science but he you know, I think it'll work. Yeah I think the more boring, the idea the better do we do we

like crystals. Jeb would your friend Karthik Lee boring? Well, I think that we can make it happen. All right I liked a job that's the second idea of yours today. I like, you know, I own, I'm really starting to appreciate your positive attitude. Hey, it's Dad. This is a blessed. It's not getting any fucking easier. So you might as well smile about it, right? Amen. Who is going to run this Crystal shop for us? Your friend right? Yeah, who only that's more. She's more of the supplier.

We'd still need someone to run the shop. I mean, maybe she'll be into it but what last I heard she had a quite the life and the Wasteland who do we know that wouldn't be very successful. That people wouldn't want to be around very much Reeves. That's such a good idea. Wait. Is the what is later? S AI, 29, Reeves and nine. We can't use 9. AI is like, 9 or illegal. We could just call me robot whale, no, listen there. I got a force idea coming.

Okay? That's the real person who takes care of the actual behind the scenes Logistics. Well, that's not yeah, he's pretty good at numbers. But then the person who is the, the Aunt of the front. Is our acquaintance Reeves. That's all the crystals. Don't have to make any money. Oh, this way I can open up the bar will like a speakeasy thing and Get back to business. Well I'll get some paperwork drawn up to transfer ownership of the property to reefs. All falsified of course, thank

you. And I'll go find Joy. How poetic find find Joy? Oh yeah, she's out there somewhere. Oh your friend. Oh right now? Yeah yeah of course you know I'm a happy man. The storm Bob isn't picking up. Whoo, Bob it. Bob and Hilda, can we fix it? Bob and he'll do. Yes, we can. Oh boy. That seems like some smelling 20th century composition. Not. That was that. That's their jingle. Everybody knows their jingle on TV. Bob and Hilda, can we fix it Bob and Hills that?

Yes, we can. Yes. Great. Have to be this bobbin, Hilda gonna be someone else. Is that two people? One person? It's Bob and Hilda. Yeah. So it's two people. Yes. Okay, maybe was a last name, the record show in the bath that bobbin. Hilda, built the bar first. I wasn't here. When that happened, it just says that they are Domino a favor and I can catch those in because I own, I own all of dominoes old favor. As they already know the way out

of the bar. So since they already know the secrets, why let another contract and know what's going on. Sure. But if they're not picking up, how do we contact them? Well the address is on the card. Can you can find out what's going on 3232 Sunshine way and night City and see 684. That's not too far from here. No. Okay. All right and I'll drink his 2500 each for everything you've done so far. Holy shit. Does that include Vendo? Thank you. Okay, thank you very much.

You thought include me because I do no no it doesn't. I let you live here for free. So go fuck yourself. Stranger, I like your thing. Oh, question. Timmy have I been refunded for the Turbo yet. Not yet the fuck. All right. Everybody in I'll drive you will heading to Bob and Hilda. Actually, I haven't been to work in quite some time so if n Del and I are going to go into the facility nearest here and just do some checking in might just, you know, I'll drop you off.

I've already ordered a car chip. We're fine. It would be weird to arrive at a facility in Vanna, White and the white, especially with the test subject. You'd look too good. My rap girl. And I slap Vanna White. That's horrible. I own a car is hit. That's let's go have fun, don't die. Good luck. Same to you by Jeb. You do not disrespect Vanna White like that, again. I'll shoot you. They can see the strong girl. Gosh, can we just go to this contractor? Yeah.

Yeah, everybody slow. Take shotgun. Damn it. I forgot to tap sliding sits in the passenger seat at the front looking rather proud of itself. Oh thank you for some scratches. Before we go, I will ask being really quickly to open their ear if they have anything hear anything about ryuichi or of a heavily Decked Out, cyber gear, arisaka assassin. Thank you. Just if you hear anything, let me know, we've kind of hit a dead end already. You got this.

All right, thank you. And You go and you guys head to Bob and Hilda, you arrive at a perfect large Cube. It's like, there's just this one building on the, on Sunshine way. It's a big white Cube and it says, Bob and Hilda and very well printed beautiful black and white text. It's an impact font. Damn, I wasn't sure what I was expecting, but it wasn't this. And there's a doorbell. I will rent. Super minimalistic. No one else has is this this is

a home or is this a business? I don't know, maybe they live here but they also press it again. A slow watch take a look around so he can tell us how many people are in there, bro. Friend Robert bro, your brother's jab roll bud. Is there?

I think that's an 18 Sloan flies above the cube and the heat vision turns on the roof is a different enough temperature on the inside that you see, With your 18 that there are a few people inside the building right there, at the front door that are not answering and the door is labeled Warehouse door. You're standing in front of and there are a few things inside there. Seem to be two people in the warehouse. And there seems to be two people in the staff only room on the right.

Hello. Hello, anybody in there? Do you hear Whispering on the other side of the door? We rang the doorbell and everything? No, no. Oh, you know, I can hear you, right. I can also see you might let me know. Hey. Hey Jeff. What's going on in there? What can you say? Well, tell you what, let's talk over here, shall we? Graeme Le sarda? All right, above your grimy, a set list. All right, there are two steals in there.

I don't know how many of the rest of them are Steve's, but there's at least two in there out in the other side of the door. Let's tell you what, here's what we're going to do, you're gonna hack into the system, you're open up that door. We're gonna bust in order to. Well, I mean from there It's just Bing Bang. Boom, we've dealt with these assholes before. They won't be too bad, not bad? Yeah, sure. How many did you say there was in there. Remy real quick? Did you fix my heat sword?

Or is it still broke? Yeah. I don't have time to get to fixing the cable, kind of in the middle of something. Do you want to help or know what? Give me one second. Let me see that rope scratch. You don't have, I have other, I have another. So let me see it. A few years. I use my tech ability so forth. Our it can work. How does Ellen sword work for an hour? Well, I temporarily at the moment, we changed out the heating coil that was inside because what you did is you Arctic from that.

So, I had it for that, unfortunately, it's not grounded. So if you hit it pretty badly on it, it will spark out again. All right, I will use it for an hour. Just don't hit anybody too hard with it. Don't hit anyone too hard with the sword. Yes, okay. Can I go and hack the door real basic Tech and jibs. Getting just with his back to the to the door when waiting for Remy to unlock it and then you'll kick it open. Remy. You rolled 22.

So not only do you find access to the door, you find a connection to the crane inside of the warehouse that is currently holding a very large box. Full of unprocessed concrete classic. Wait, Unprocessed what and Jab. You don't know what that is yet but Jeb real stuff. You got it. Remy the door unlocks and it makes no noise. But what does make noise is Jeb smacking his bum against the

wall? Outside ring the doorbell again, you've gotta be kidding me. Probably going to come in here, whoever they are because I think they're still out there that sounded like someone like something. So what we should do is get ready and you hear a gun cock, can I buy pure can appear through the door? No, because the door is sealed. Oh wait. Is he? So he didn't unlock it? No, no that you can't see through the door. The door is opaque. Oh, I guess he threw it until

you open it, but it is open. It's unlocked here is unlock, right? I think. Is Remy, it's just too hard. Hard not to scratch and I think I'm just going to go ahead and oops flip the switch on the crane and accidentally released its payload. You hear a massive crash inside the building and it lands on top of the big guy and that fuckers dead. That was a good few tons of concrete in a very large container. Oops, and it is very much a crush. Steve, you hear it?

Split and Bones crunch. God fuck all the shit. I'm gonna look to jab and go. Did I do that? We're going in. Jeb, you saw the Heat Signature get covered by the box from Sloane's View and it just slightly get smaller as an object from students View. And so, you're the only person who saw the heat pattern of the blood, splatter across the floor, through your your tile. Jeb just gives Remy like a disgusted like, oh my god. Look. But then still me.

Your kicks, the door, open, you kick a Steve back and he falls on his back, and he's pointing a gun straight at you. Because you did not roll very good, stealth, and roll for initiative. Jeb, despite your terrible stealth roll, you still get to shoot first and add new twice, your first shot hits. Your second shot hits roll damage. So as you open the door, tell me

how cool those shots are. As the door swings open at spin around and without missing a Beat Just back back and it's just right on either side of of the Steve's, collarbones, you sure? Both of his collarbones and it knocks his gun out of his hand. So he loses a shotgun slides across the ground. You've caused a decent amount of damage, not enough to cause him a lot of pain, but he's now lost his weapon. He pulls out his pistol, Remi is

going to take a name. Shot at the arm, that has the pistol, and I would like to disarm /. Maim him, not kill the Steve. Yeah, you hit the 16, he's pretty close. So, So maybe I'll shoot them. Also again in the same spot as the collarbone causing pins and needles to shoot through his arm and he dropped his gun. Yes. I'm just yeah. Well damaged very do what the man says. Oh shit. You do 25 damage and I say that your shot kind of overdo it and his arm gets blown off.

I told you kid adored you, we're never going to stop. Never going to stop. Would we? Can I get you eventually stays all right? And he picks up his arm and he anyways at you I may be Delirious with pain. I grab, I grab the grab the arm, from his hand and I pulled it away and I go and I go list. That was mine. This guy will let you live but you got elsewhere. Y'all come from. He grabs the gun from the ground up, guys.

And blows his own that, oh, well, it was worth a shot, but yielded nothing, these days are getting more and more frustrating. Well, at least that's it. There's no more. We killed the two Steve's. We're done. All right. Get a ping from Sloan. There are two people in the staff, only room. Well, there are two more people right through those doors. Now whether they are Bob and Hilda, I mean, I'd hope so. Does it look like Bob and Hilda or anywhere around here? There are two people in the

stuff only room. There's no one else in this room. No one in the office. No One In The Water Closet. Okay, let's hope it's them. When I go up to the staff only room and I open it, it's my sword out and they're in front of you, in the stuff. Only room is a large, very lies, man, who has like a rather large chest, but the rest him seems pretty thin and he's tied to a chair and standing next to him is a large Steve plus just like the one that you killed in your apartment.

What do you want? I want you to leave. We kill the other Steve's. I want you to go as well and I get out my grenade launcher, handle a point right now. Fuck, leave. Now that if it will all die, if you leave. Now, I this is a Face-Off. It's not face off. Its face down say that every time there's Jeb, Jeb kind of like scoots up next to next up to Sano and goes saw shouldn't we ask him if he's seen a broom? Hilda, who was what's his name? No, no no not.

No. He'll there is my hammer but I feel there is my favorite hammer. Hello. I am Bob, how are you all? Are you going to deal with Steve? I understand you are doing some sort of intimidation tactic. Yes I have. Lots of cool. Oh crap. It's still high number. It's still a high number. You did roll one more. It's still it's still our number. But dude, you rolled 14 which is very good. Big Steve Rother 12 and you still beat him because I can just go yeah, just go. All right.

Sorry he seems Rich we were going to I would just Go. I'll see you in a fight later on to a nice sword. Why? And he goes out the side door as he leaves. I'm going to instruct Sloan to follow him. Ooh, nice. All right. Honestly, with his gas go smart. I just didn't want to waste the ammunition. It seems pointless. I think I saw Sano make him lie cuz courage all over the floor. Yes, that would have to be a declining of the up, you know. Now that he is gone and he just

breaks the Rope, excellent. I was going to kill them myself, but it is much more helpful. How many did you destroy on the warehouse to we killed one and then the other one suffered an accident. What accidents that is. So inviting let's go and he walks down the hard way. Oh, look at the pattern on the ground. I could make rug of this. It would be fabulous. Are you a contractor? Yes, I am interior designer and contractor. Sir. I built building. It is excellent.

Welcome to Bob. And Hilda, I love Hammer so much. I named half of company after weird. Oh yes, very much, so. But I am also incredibly competitive when it comes to pricing wonder. If somehow I think you should handle this. Me, yes, this is all you but okay, we what is involved in needing I am in great debt because you killing of the people in here? Yes. We I know you are in great debt to Domino to We need help all of the Domino with the bar.

The no latency. Yes, I believe you built that. The internal structure was perfect. I created the most Best Buy in place. Yes. Well, we need that bar hidden because people know about it now that we don't want it to know about it. So there are no secrets up. No licensing, you agree. What do you know of Secrets at no latency. There is a secret passage underground that we are hoping to hide the bar in. Yes. Oh, the warehouse. But yes, but it was full of things.

We could not build anything. In that read, it has been removed of things. All excellent. Well, if then is no things in space, I will create an underground bar. Is this what you were asking? Yes, excellent. Does anyone else need interior? Decorating in own domiciles. You are you, you saved me? Each other killing two people. I will help you. But first, you I have to do things in order because things have order. Yes, yes, you know what?

I would say that we would love to have you decorate, our Place apartment. I think that would be a wonderful idea. I have never had unsatisfied. Customer personal style, is very much displayed by the warehouse that you are stand. Again, I create exactly what you look for, mmm, I'm looking for latency. It is messy and dark and have lots of Neo.

On, that was the brief, mmm, the mood board to start lying, I don't know, one of me, I like your hat, it is Fab which is all 20th percent reward for excellent, a ba in a way at first. I was annoyed, but now I love Bob. Bob please. Please redecorate my apartment think that's a conversation. I don't read every job as a conversation, but first, you want, no latency to be hidden underground in Bottoms.

Yes, please. Yes. I will do a favor for Domino. How is Domino greatest of, you know, AI. You're very bad Secrets, but you're also really talk to me. They just go build thing and I'm like, okay. Wonderful just like British accent for you. I am I can do impression. Yeah, we can talk about 10 after you finish the contract. I was that sounds excellent a or fat, as they say in 21st century, why is he suddenly British, he is not his job, the longer you talk as this person is together.

Off screen as we're leaving, Remy and Sano quick discussion. So I know, I really think we should have Bob. Go ahead and redecorate the apartment. I mean, look, God, it'll be crazy. It's like we're gonna pay for anything. He'll take care of it. All what's the point of dressing up, shit? Yeah. Yeah. Say you're for the patreon, what? But the apartment is one. Shitty-ass apartment I've ever been it also what's the point of getting an interior decorator to decorate a piece of shit.

It's like putting. So if you guys think like perfume on shit, still makes it shit. Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. There's an old way. They used to handle this back in the day. Rock, paper scissors, whoever wins is what we do. Fair. No, I'm I'm not putting my home in the hands of an arbitrary game. Look you can you can let him do it but I'm going to tell you it's going to suck. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

I think I'm going to stay in my room or he's not going to touch and I'm just going to be in my room. Fair enough. It's a deal. Okay. Hey, Jeb Romi is eaten. Right away. She Sloan did not beat Steve pluses role and did not discover where he went Dames are at small, don't you? Worry girl it's lands but back on top of Vanna White the girl. All right. Bob would you like a ride back to our bar? No, I have to bring supplies and start.

No yes. Alright, I will bring a large vehicle and I will need more concrete and as he says that a huge arm comes off his back and it grabs a huge half. I've a quarter of one of those pallets and just picks it up with these. I will be there soon. Okay. Definitely. The right guy. Yeah. You know what? I trust him seems to have an eye for aesthetic. Sure. If he's growing on me, yeah, it was never one for fashion. I'm glad, I'm glad everything worked out.

Yes, it's a good, bro. I've learned to become more positive. Let's go. Wonderful, I'm glad those counseling sessions are already paying off, you know, I'm really appreciate. Appreciating, everybody's new outlook on life. Everyone seems a little bit more positive, Iona you now. So now let's see. You smile on that face. Come on, no, come on Sarah. No, come on. No. So we can watch some old school smirk. How about that start small, you know, know? Now, right.

Let's go. Really party poop in this place, shotgun. This is Iona. No, no. You cannot push that experiment. Any farther. Thank you. Yes, I will send over the Declaration to cease that project. If you don't like that, you can take it up with management. Oh, that sucks. I am management. Uh-huh! Here's your cease document. Thank you, fundal. Yes, I hate it. Here me too. Let's bring it down. Next time on Nolan's, I need to get access to a node for the server to take it to Remy.

Figuring out how to convince it to let me bring a node for Server Connection outside of the building. In order to get what you want, his eyes are just Starstruck, could you do something more severe? All right, so no fiction blade. I need that part. May give it back. I dropped it now. Fortunately, I had to use some parts and get a little creative with it. I would rather practical than cool, but thank you very much arisaka, Blackwell prison Pasco.

So they know that I know something about arisaka and the black wall, I've got a lot to learn. From you iron. I'm also nervous, sorry it was fun derful meeting. You Ted Thank you for joining us on our adventure once again here at no

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