Last time. I know. Latency will looky here now. What? I don't know. You were young. Mandy what? This is. Let me take a look at it. Looks like a gun. Yeah. Oh, boy, here we go again. Hannah, do you know what happened to him? Arisaka has been doing some stuff with a eyes. Using them to reprogram people by stealing memories. Yeah, scary shit. I was going to go ahead and download that. That real quick. So know we got your guy. Have you gone.
Mad one's nice. All right Hannah you have your master back. I'm just need the vending machine and then we part ways has been so interesting. One downstairs. I got your vending machine. You're trying to find and as As the voice finishes, echoing. You stand there in the second floor of lab 19 with the knowledge that whoever's downstairs. Knows, you're coming or whatever. Stouts do yours. Do any of you know who that could have been? Maybe Kinda sure who less awfully suspicious there.
Remy, what do you what do you had? Remember when we took Domino to arisaka and we went downstairs. And we saw that whatever it was with red eyes. Kind of saw those red eyes when I was hacking into the system. You oh yeah, I didn't. I didn't think of anything at first about it but, uh, after that. Yeah, this is something we can kill. What? Yeah, what, uh, I'm gonna need the old. It's an AI. It's a what? It's an AI. Do another one trees is crazy. You can't shoot and they are
that's all. I'm having troubles with these things. How do we kill it? Put it on a thumb drive and step on it. There is no black or connection this deep into the city. If there is an AI down there, it's likely just like nine isolated to this base so you can't shoot. Is that what you're saying? It's Shootable. I don't think that this is the only connection that if it is a physical copy, but Sino did cut off Communications, right? Yes. Which means There Is No Escape
to the outside passes base. Yes, still, this isn't a thing. You want to fuck with if we want the vending machine and seems like we have to so let's let's go. I would suggest. Just y'all get something to plug here. It's just in case my just experience. All right. Interesting, is there any ear plugs around your headphones role for it? The got this piece, it cotton, you just stick right up in there. Well, I got a pack of, I got a pack of cigarettes.
You could just take the filters and Yak, it's that perception. Yeah. Crit, 22. I own a, you find the yellow spongy ones that are that are the cheaper ones. But they work.
So no, you find the orange ones, which are made out of proper phone with way better for your ears and they're right next to the door that leads to the combat testing Bay and you go over to grab some and as you grab some, the whatever is inside, smacks up against the glass and although the glass remains opaque, it cracks in front of you, and you can see the reinforcement metal in between it below out a little bit. All right, everyone grab some earplugs and let's go to the basement.
Let's go as we leaving binary, I'm going to go ahead and I'm gonna grab Kayo stuff and put it in my bag. Go and you're walking straight past experimental tick, I'm just gonna quick walk whistling on by. You head into the elevator. I get out my grenades on Suk hands. Wait wait, wait well, we take this one. Hmm, jab. Do you have that something more powerful than a grenade launcher? Well, I file this and I whip out my arrow electric shotgun. Do you know what it does?
You cock it? Not a clue. Do you cock it? Yeah, when you cock it on the side there's a big LED panel, its rectangular and really long and when you cock it you hear it make that boot up electric mirrors that a defibrillator does. And as the noise goes higher, the Lights On It. Go from green green. Green yellow, yellow, yellow. Red. Displaying a full charge will take its really I am putting Vandal behind me. Elevator Iona, it's my job to guard.
You go not right now. I'd like to position myself along the side of the wall. So that way, I've got either the panel side of the un-- panel side, blocking the so I'm like it's harder to hit me through the door. Cool, I will stand in front next to Jeb. Those, you can give it a shot, and I will be there when you fail. Thanks for the vote of confidence and Jeb takes a knee. And, and as you take, She's down
the barrel. The elevator comes down and settles the doors open and the turret, which is bigger than the other ones you've seen, its laser clicks onto you and you hear the Gatling gun in style inside start to wear up. No boy. Romy perception. You notice there are two triggers. Do you pull both? Yeah. You pull both and this thing pushes you back, you're on your
knees. So you actually slide back through the elevator and what comes out of the front is a big ball of lightning it hits the turret. The turret fries Fizzles that the actual Barrel points upwards and stuff. To shoot, roll me, a gun shot gun, if you want if you want to add another weapon but really I'm just seeing how you hit you delay. Its turn it fries out shoots a little few bullets across the roof. You see the electricity Fizzles out and it re aligns its Target towards you.
Well, things got quite a kick, take a look at the the LED indicator on the side. Temp T. Oh boy. I shoot it with my grenade launcher. Shoot, it 14, you hit. 4:29 damage I'm denied. It does is serious amount of damage the armor flies off in the fireball as this explosion hits it. It's still can shoot but it is really really damaged. Well I guess I will return fire as well. What are you shooting with? I'm going to shoot with my pistol because I'm still trying
to keep cover. All right, shoot for teen. You hit does all the damage it needs it. Dean damage it the bullet goes right into the center of the barrel. The barrel splits open like a banana and it explodes and all the pieces of shrapnel down to the ground. I'm going to peek around the corner and go, huh? Meet? Well, let's you. Okay. It wasn't going to say I was expecting that but I was expecting that. I thought you'd be pleasantly surprised that you did something.
Yes. No I basically destroyed it so it was a Sitting Duck. So anybody with a gun could have shot, that I was expecting what happened with Jeff? Oh yeah, definitely loosened it up for you, that's for sure. Wonderful. Thanks. Appreciate the pep talk. Can I look in the captains office? Sure. Okay, can I notice anything coming up to the captains office? Or is it just like a door? It's a doll. All right, open the door. When you open the door, there's a guy inside.
He's sitting at the desk and he's looking at you like he's expecting you and he has a very ornately cool-looking weapon pointed right at you. Hello Remy. Nice to meet you. He pulls the trigger. Dodge Dodge. I do have a vision. We're all evasion. Oh, it misses. But the whip hits the door and he grabs the door handle with the whip and he shuts. It's like shut and it closes. The voice comes back over the turmoil. I hope you guys ready. There's a real fire.
It starts right now, I can find motherfucking the door slams. I've been any jumps out. Well, I hate it and that's where you guys roll for initiative. I honest face just hardened so much and but the captain is corporeal. He is standing in the hallway right? In front of you, you can ask him questions as you fight, I guess excuse me. Are you corporeal? It is you first pain? Yeah, I see that.
I can summon a sling. My the the arrow electric shotgun over my My over my shoulder, hopefully add still charging and bring out my trusty 45s and take a few shots, do it. You hit the captain in his chest. Six damage is absorbed by his armor and you see it electronically spread across his chest as they disappear. Also the second one they and see if you can do that again.
Whoo it grazes past his armor and you see it fizzle a lot more than it, should it actually breaks through part of it, doing 13 damage, but only hurting the armor since the almost 30, but a bleeding it by 2 rather than 1. All right. Well, I ain't bad. What's next? The captain looks at his shoulder and I heard you were a terrible show. Oh trust me. I'll hit half the time and it's the captain's turn. Joe. Was he one of these? He throws his electric whip. Dodge our seen a few of these
mad Sam evade, right? Yep. Now turns out I have a pretty good evade. Get more than 11, you did it. It Dodges to the side. And as it snaps against the ground, it creates Sparks everywhere. Which lights up the room? A spicy one. Are we excellent? He pulls out his his his pistol and shoots at you and he hits because it's a small. Car door. And that's the 16. And he hits you 47 damage. That's your mama. Well, it used to be 11 and now it's nine. You lose one point to your
armor. It's van Del's turn Vidal who is still on the floor of the elevator is just going to pull out there. Have you pissed or and shoot at the captain Twice. First shot, hit the first shot hits and Fizzles on that armor again. The second shot rips through and hits them again but again. Fizzles a little causing a little damage to the Army.
You notice it fizzle a different color and it takes another little hit to it, and you see the bullet actually penetrate the captain and they lose 1 HP. Well, someone who could shop for someone who's got a bad leg on they. Then Tau looking forward to killing you, I will get up my, he played, and I'll charge right in and I'll take to sway booth. Verse 17. Yeah, I had some real damage 16:17 damage the captain as you go to swipe him.
He takes his arm up. He lets you hit his arm and it hits his arm and starts to see it through into his arm and you see it start to hit some electronics and learn through and he takes a decent amount of damage and he looks at you, jebin says I smell something good matchup. Hello, do I? Now your second hit with the heat blade isn't as good. So no and it gives him a chance to whip his whip around it. He pulls really tightly and you see the heat component of your blade fizzle.
And the whole thing goes dark and your heat blade doesn't make heat anymore because you're autocrat fail depose, the whip down, it falls to the ground and there's just a searing gash on his left arm. The sword sticks into the wall, who are you? You're not going to be able to use your toys anymore. Are you Santa? And he licks the wound on his arm who are here?
What if your B delicious he starts to regain some of his health pranks were on Iona. I never would have found that facility if it weren't for you and he looks like a vampire. Jeb. Do you still have the flamethrower? I'm a Czech map which is British Ian Satchel vendor from that. We left it in the van. Here, take this Chaka toss. Oh oh, I will take that. I will. I will take the shotgun. All right, he throws the shotgun at you to them. Not not so. Much at them Beth to shoot.
Yeah you hit the weapon. Only had enough talk charge to do a single charge so they would pull both triggers. It only fires one and it hits his armor for. You see the armor fizzle purple as it starts to lose some of its cohesion and he loses a bit more of it. I'm going to set the gun back on the ground and turn around and be like fendall, you stupid? Fuck. And I hit the The button on the belt clip right and activate their Shield, their half body Shield, right?
You stupid. Fuck that was off the whole time. Oh, I'm sorry. Is that how it works? Yes, one told me and now they're covered in an electronic front Shield. I hid mine as well. So ours it was turned on and I slide the gun back over to Jim. Yes, I'm pulling Vidal and I back against the the side of the elevator. Cool. Okay. A couple questions. Can I see the captain from where I'm at? Yes. Can you tell me what he's wearing? It's like a robe. No king would wear, but it seems
to be attached to his body. There's enough Pockets, not ones that you can get into their all components that will open like drawers because he's mostly electronic at this point. Fuck, can I see any kind of opening on his body that I could hide a grenade Romy perception. He has a full like kinetic, body Shield. So be hard to get something through that. No 12 is not enough. Then I'm going to go ahead and I'm gonna light him up with my assault rifle. Do it 19, you hit him.
Well, 20 damage you caused a serious amount of damage to his shield of first few bullets, get absorbed and Cascade across his chest as they flitter across. And he looks down as the last few bullets penetrate and it hits into his into the side of his arm and a bit of his left. A bit of his left, arm falls off onto the ground, some of the few pieces of Flesh and as your bullets finish, he picks it up and choose on it.
You dirty bastard. You know we all his fighting I think it's time you met my little friends and you hear a wearing from the Mainframe. The door slides open and two turrets in. That room are revealed big ones and they're in the middle of the room is a vending machine and a floating face. And the targets fire down the hallway, Dodge a rat. So we decided to maybe we're out of our league. Probably about two episodes ago, who is inside the elevator, and who is outside the elevator
Retros in the hallway. Iona, and vendela in the elevator, Jeb is in the hallway and so Asana Romeo evasion, everyone. All right, that first one is Iona and the second one is Vendo oh, Mendel manages to dodge all of the bullets perfectly. The first cannon doesn't hit anyone. The second shot. However, hits everyone except vendor and everyone takes 18 damage. Yes. And that includes your Shield. So, whatever your body defenses, deduct that and retro after the bullets fall.
You see. This floating face is red eyes. Look at you. And you Ignites them as the eyes that looked into from upstairs. Uh-huh. I don't know what to do right now. We have to give a fuck out of here. Underneath the face is the vending machine connected to a bunch of wires and stuff. Hey, Santa. So I know. Yes, remember that thing I gave you before, that might be helpful now. No, I don't the sticky. The sticky grenade. The MP grenade. Oh, oh.
Oh right. Yep. Um, I'm gonna try to get up in there and okay, this is I have rope. That is it is it fair to say that? I have a lasso death show? And I can attempt to lasso his Rana class. Oh sure. Because I'd like a bit of an upgrade. Now, hows about a week is, he is a highly skilled arisaka ninja, but cool, go for. Well, you know, sometimes you gotta, you gotta really get out there and, and take some chances. This isn't a JAP move. I'm completely behind it.
So, how exactly are we going to mechanically? Assess the situation Athletics Nara, hey bud Captain, don't take a look at that thing. There you missed, damn it, the Rope mrs. As he pulls his arm to the right finishing off the piece of Flesh. He was done with. Oh yeah wanna bite Jeb. No I'm really fine Franz. I think it's time that maybe we decided to get out of here and go alert someone maybe. Perhaps possibly a little more skilled than us, to take care of
this problem. The captain pulls out his Katana and goes to attack sauna. No, I take it. You do and you take 22 damage? How much is your honor 90. Yeah, that's not too bad. Vidal is just gonna take another two shots. Oh, shoots with a crit doing 13 damage managing to almost completely disable the body Shields. That is on the captain, it goes down to about 24. It goes down to four and the second shot as well. And the second shot hits as well
for a total of 13 damage. As their armor around their body starts to phase yellow. You can see it starts to fizzle away. You guys are quite the adventurers, aren't you? And he cocks his gun handle? Yeah. Okay, how badly is accountant? Look, he's got just over a little bit half Health if that EMP. Grenade is going to do a lot of damage to an AI. I get out my hidden Katana, that's still in my arm, I get it.
Out. I will do like a faint on the captain and instead of attacking him I will get out my stick EMP. Grenade dive forward into the corridor and throw it right onto the head. The head is electronic it. All seems to be running through the vending machine. All right. I'll toss it on the vending machine. Come on, know how big it is. But I'm just gonna I'm gonna throw up. Yep. Well, it was expensive. So let's see how this goes Athletics.
Sure who? Oh yeah, it sticks, right in the middle of the logo for the beverage company that this vending machine used to belong to, you can see it's stuck right on the all foods logo, right in the center and it starts to beep and the head of God, AI turns around to look at it and goes for for, for, for death to arisaka the queue. Attack. Now, it goes off, and I'm going to say that's, may, I so you mean 96, 96? That's pretty good. Now, 9 36 36.
So that means god, AI has less than half HP because the EMP ignores armor. Hmm. Is that a wound? It is a wound, it starts to Flicker. And as it flickers, you notice the captain flicker as well. And he grabs a head and goes and his field around him starts to fizzle. Okay? All right EMP.
Grenade wasn't on the itinerary. I can deal with this God and God looks at him and Goes Bananas. And it's starting to freak out and one of the cables from the vending machine pops off and as it flies around it smacks into one of the turrets and it just a short the turret and the turret explodes in the corner. There was effective, the other turret is not having a good day either. And I will move like into the Mainframe room like and like to cover at the vending machine.
So the turret would have to shoot the vending machine to get. I was smart, that's really good. Yes, well done Iona, I'm not going to Be able to get past Captain so I will just take two more shots at him do it. No, no. I'm gonna crawl back over to the gun that I slid it down that he did not pick up goddamnit jump. And I I crawl over to the the this Electro Sonic Gun and I cock it and wait for it to go and it makes that noise and it
only goes up halfway. Fuck. And I should I pull both triggers anyway and it goes off on me again. Yeah, but hits his armor finally explodes in a dust of electronic light as it disappears from him. Even the one in his head, which is fairly undamaged, start starts to fizzle and goes yellow. And you can see it's still on, but not as strong, and he looks down at his chest and looks back up at you. Well, this is a new complication blow his fucking arms off.
I yelled everybody else, okay? I want to do something stupid, and crazy. Can I bull rush? The captain and try to push him towards as close as I can to the turret. Yes. Okay, rope rolling. Yeah, you did it. It did the TV was 17. So, what I'd like to do is is I want to boil, I'm going to bull rush, him knock him, towards as close as I can to it and as do that and I hit the wall, I want to pull out a grenade, you know flick it open toss.
It towards them into services are no longer required. Nice, Chuck it towards them. So that way the blast is contained as Is a kin to him and the turret not hitting. Anybody else likes? I know in there. Okay. Can I use education for that? Sure. I'm gonna use my Pythagorean theorem to make sure I get this properly. Wow, I've given you guys too much power. That is a 31 sir that does the Chestnut and it does always say, 46, 46 damage, its 76 for a grenade. Fuck. All right.
Seven days takes damage. Then how do I put in 76? Hey, Dean Um, I would like to use my accounting skill to figure out a way to hack into the Mainframe, using the numbers that I understand few accounting and then totally. Yeah, accounting is super cool that does 32 damage. Yeah, as it should as it explodes behind him, his body separates from as many pieces as it can all apps. The Links of his limbs. His Arms fly across the room.
His legs do is to also does and his head rolls along the ground and as it rolls it hits against the wall and his eyes looker. And he looks at you all and smiles. Well I'm just a head now. That wasn't foreseen. God initiate self-destruct. Good luck everyone. I'll see you next time and his eyes flicker. They go bright blue. Then black red and the head Fizzles and smoke comes out of it and the red light returns to the room. And this time, you do hear an alarm. Well, let's run the turret.
Takes aim and fires. I was that that's still up. It's shooting much louder than it normally would because it is short circuiting, exactly. And a lot more Sparks are flying off of it. It also gets like - for today, yet another credit though It was aiming at you retro and it does 15 damage. 27. I am at. All right, you're okay. You're not feeling super great but you're okay. No fucked up my jacket, the head turns around and says, well I'm here this place will explode
orange. I'm trying to get the hell out of here. Run back towards the elevator, get things all warmed up, you know, going to grab the vending machine. I guess I'll grab the vending machine and my gun. You can you can rip you can rip the The gun from my hands. Yeah, that's no. I think it's gonna be more of a, like run past. You grab. You just used it though. So it's okay to have shop sling it over my shoulder. I guess it is electronic getting it.
All right, take it. Back over from my shoulder once again, while running revolver in his jammies decisions. Yeah, hey, no. Yeah, well, all right, yeah too, cool. Oh yeah, Yeah. Now that hits he's a stationary object. So for damage Rami 46 and it does 13 damage. The electronic last goes forward towards the vending machine and as it hits it, it phases up through the cables connected to it and one of them undoes smacks the turret. And finally, that's the last hit on the turret and the turret
explodes. The AI has very little connection to it and the alarm starts to go, weird, strong self, destruct error error, error. It seems like things aren't going to plan for the arisaka base. It's not quite doing what it was designed to do. Well, looks like that on there was a twofer Dai. Now has no guns and is still slightly coherent if you wanted to talk to to it or destroy combat is basically over. Is there any kind of computer system I can run to to see if I can try to shut down the
self-destruct? The reactor room is right next to them. Head Direction room that you had inside of the reactor room and inside, you can see that the actual reactor itself is trying to explode. Well, I shall shut that down then I just like the idea that it's trying to explode. It's like yeah, I'm going to go ahead and put the safety measures back on cool. Only basic type. 22, 22. 22 23. Yes.
You pulled a big lever that says shut down and the reactor because you and goes into low power mode and all the safety lights, come on, the red changes to yellow and now the base isn't going to explode anymore, Ma Daga it seems like hacking isn't that hard when everything is clearly labeled. Yeah it's a real good. Safety meet you. There's a m. Sorry you did. Can we grab this fucking vending machine? Get out of here errands. Jim walked over and kicks it.
The the face Fizzles out and disappears. All right, I'll grab the back. Well, I have brought along the grav, love the left, it inside the elevator. So look yes! Get that please! So we can leave this place before I respond up here. Go ahead and yeah, at the same time I would like to check the captains office if I can find anything cool in there goes wrong perception. I need to put more into perception. I'm bad at this, your TV. Would you would you like me to check the captains office?
I might, I could use my bureaucracy to know where things go for it, your true found nothing. Metro you found nothing. Can I use my endurance to like run around the room is perception? I didn't use bureaucracy. Okay. What about endurance is that you find a credit chip in one of the drawers for 9,000 Eddie's, but you can't work out how to open up the other drawer. Hmm. Does it appear to be like an electronic lock or yeah, it's locked. Remy. Okay, just because I mean, you open the lock.
How does that work? I take the butt of my gun and smash it. Oh well, it works and the Drone flies open and inside is an exploding throwing knife. This looks like something do with like that is very kind of you event. Vendor we have a gift for you then Del gets excited and they get up they take one step forward and you hear their shins split in half and crack opened and they fought a dumb bitch, I don't know. Are you okay? Give me a minute. It might take me a second to get there.
Ourselves to the captains office. No, I am. I am I good? I am running out. I am. I am the body, right? Leg is just flopping around. Oh, I can see it. I can see it. It's it's oh God. So I like you. I am going to call you more names and I've ever called you in your entire life and I flip them over so they're on their back and Grab them under their arms. That I dragged them back into the elevator. Can we leave now please? Yeah, yeah, I think we can live.
We're using the vending machine as a stretcher to get fendall out. Can you help me? Lift them onto it? Okay, sure. Yeah, here you go. One, two, three. Oh, I dropped my tile, please. Pick it up. I've got it. Okay. But real quick as they're leaving, I look up in the I like the Mainframe on a computer. I just do a quick search for of any sort of information on ryoichi in the assoc. I mean, first you find a folder and in it are a list of combat,
testing results. All of them are green, meaning that the subjects that went in there to destroy things was very successful. Festival at the thing that they were doing, it seems they have a super soldier that they have some kind of control over, that's doing a lot of damage when they want it to according to test results and for some reason, one of the keywords is ryuichi sano's. Slams has metal fist into the computer just dries it. It explodes in a hail of electronic static and glass.
And I was right damn, his life. Fuck and I will run out catch the elevator to go back up with everyone and you all head up to the top of this base. Come outside with the vending machine gravel if to into the back of Vanna White, where's Van Del on top. Get inside. And where you want to go, I'm gonna call Ping the phone rings and ping, picks up everything. Okay, yes, vandals been shot, pretty badly but I want to make sure everything's Okay, at the
bar, first step in sight. What's a human perception? True? Is that true? Yes. Okay. All right. We're on our way back to call him at Tech. Yes! Please. All right. Mood and stranger of a med tech coming. I know when to okay, am I on speaker? Oh yeah, sorry, I am holding two tiles. Oh, just let me know. I was I was freaked out for a second. Now, we're all here, everyone's here? Yes. Oh, also henna is coming back with someone for a stranger. Okay. Okay, goodbye and you guys head
back to no latency. Now, you drive into the city, leaving the base behind and head back to the bar. Next up on no mutants. You fucked up life and you want us to look at your advertisements, it's harmless. There's no reason. Hey, you just pissed me off, that's all. Well, then you do something about it. Wow, this works really well Remy. What keep focused? Oh well, I'm guard. Maybe I own a will have some
idea. It could be a corporate then I think it going to Sawtooth would be fast and dirty and quick but it'll get the job done. I will take care of you. Let's go ping. Why do you even do this? Why you running this place CSV? Only getting you in trouble? And you know, I gotta be honest, I ain't I ain't seen no one in here except us for the last few weeks, their hair. Also glows a little bit. The the implant has like an emotional reaction. He's just got a job out him.
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