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No Latency - Ep.19 "So Crazy, it just might work..."

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Before the crew re-unite for the heist, Ioanna, Vendell and Jebediah finish scoping out the collector mansion, while Sano and Retro see if they want to move in together. An odd couple situation is rising... Still, the crew have to come together to perfect the plan, a plan that's so crazy, it just might work...

Will Jeb get his explosion?
What's Retro and Sano's house warming going to be like?
And is this, really, the best plan they have?

Only the dice will tell.
A Cyberpunk adventure continues...

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Last time a no latency. All right, Jeb, you don't listen to me when I talk to you. I'm sorry. What was that? Do your job. Let's go ahead and do our jobs. Then she'll d ottone, a vending machine starts, our bio Technica personal personal. Bodyguard just wondered the vending machine is not going to be on the gallery floor. If that wasn't obvious, by the way that the receptionist responded, To your very blatant question on the 7th floor, but we don't know the apartment.

Number is only 47 department for 23. Are you doing any up? I'm just making sure that you're not hurt either. You're not hurt, right? Only my pride a little bit, it should have been much easier and Bubbles, that I am. I hate to sound cliché here, but that's so crazy. It just might work. That's what I like to hear. Let's let the rest of the crew know. Well first we should definitely walk the floor to make sure that We don't look suspicious and

there might be some things here. That you're interested in. Did you did you take a look at this list? Well it is a vehicle night. I mean it definitely is please. Look at this. Let's let's go. Um I will leave first. Sure are at album wrap behind. Just going to wash my hands. As I'm leaving I squirt, some hand sanitizer into my hands and you roll a 5.

You good, great. And I'm going to, I'm gonna walk directly to the star Guitar Room just because I want to see who's Manning that This target our room is in gallery room, for which is the bottom right to bring. And inside there is a guard and he looks pretty bad. And what are the what are these guards? Look like they told in the Steve's a little bulkier and their skin looks like it's made of stone. How would we know what these guys would we know anything

about them? You can roll to find out. I think I'd be right there. Behind her. Of course, Jeb has been hired as a personal Bodyguard. By the way, I own, I assume you're paying me No, this is for your job. What should I roll here? Oh, look like smell. You did agree to that. Candela you talking to me or jab. Jab. Okay. I was worried you were trying to get me to paycheck. I mean, I like navigating paycheck a little uncertain about his left ear so you might get just a tip no, right?

15. Searching for gang Rolling Stones keywords, collector and tree found entry Rolling, Stones a new gang in night City. The new cards for The Collector members have stoneskin like body armor named after a fan from the twenty twenty first century which they do not listen to posers. His rocker boy still here, though. Rocker boy is, you haven't seen them yet, you have no idea. Okay, I will narrate their stone or their skin is literally Stone appears to be all right.

Jeb, I assume that it is Stone plated, like, like the gold-plated, Steve's were purely Cosmetics were site. No, no, it is not. It is not purely cosmetic. It is actually like I'm playing. It's like a, it's like a layer of armor. Maga. It's like if you were playing Dungeons and Dragons and you cast stone skin. On yourself. Radda think I heard today. Get that out of here. Who the fuck is talking me? Okay, stoneskin magic, get that shit out of here really do magic?

It's all science baby. Bill Stone, Manor, blood clot, good. His head, slowly turns to his left and he stares at you looks you up and down and go. So how long you been working around these parts you just hired to make sure nothing strange happens around here. What? I'm giving you some time I wanted to get in there. I don't know where I don't know if I was very clear with my first employee. So I apply was Now just which is code for fuck off. Kev, I'm purely in this room for observation.

I did not for any particular reason. I just wanted to see the guitar again because apparently it's cursed and it's very funny to me, you know, about the guitar. Oh yeah. I've been, I've been here before and the guitar has not changed. No, no one starts shit, that's because it's cursed. It's fucking ghost, it's cursed. What's your name? What's your name? I'm Brent. Nice to meet you Brent. Hello Iona. Nice to meet you.

How long have you been? He, he sees he sees your badge, recognizes you as a corpo and bow slightly. Damn. Is that all right. Sorry that's it. Madam is fine. Good. How long have you been guarding this? The star pocket. Are, I got you today? I was like today's your first time for the guitar, you have worked here for a few weeks. I'll stay over Place. Cute stuff, are you worried? No one's life, i'm-i'm-i'm, Big Stone Brave man. That's really Brave of you. Yeah, you know what happened to

the last guy, right? Michael. Yeah, I fell off the balcony didn't he broke his neck? Yeah, he's dead now, buried it. Yep. How long was he how long was he guarding? The guitar notes judge today, and what happened to the guy before him? I know he's he's missing a leg freak, how can an accident, another balcony accident? I mean, the guy before we just had a heart attack and died, good track record I believe that the guitar is cursed, I mean by

three people have died. So and you know what happened? The first note, it was here, right? Yeah, yeah. That's the, that's the nice. The Steve's became a gang. Yeah, a lot of people died that night. It was wild. I was here. It was wild. Are you here? Oh yeah. No II had to, I brushed out the door as soon as the Steve started shooting up the place. Oh shit. What are the collector will recognize? You be nice. I was doing. I bet you would be really sorry. I thought I had the guitar make

noise. Wait, I heard that. Did you what? No no it's all in my head, right? You you it runs. It was really wonderful meeting you. I hope you have a great rest of your night and I will be back later for the midnight market. So I do. You hope to see you then and I hope you are. Well, thank you. You're welcome. Pleasure meeting you. You took a job. Why don't we check out the first floor?

Why don't you get first floor? You know, what is vehicle themed and I hear they got some pretty good stuff. You might even if I take a look at that brochure, they gave you not at all. Go ahead. I am not at all interested in anything they're just here. Oh my God. Look at that. No, why no? Fuck off. Look at this thing. Uh-huh. You see that? Uh-huh. You look familiar to you. That'll look my back. Actually, I said I was they got a brand-new 28, that's right,

that's the year after mine. It's got all the bells and whistles. I heard they they increased horsepower by 10. I'm talking this. This little thing is two wheels, pulling 124 horsepower. Can you believe that? I could not it's true. And it's got that, uh, that a satellite imagery. So it tells you when things are going to be coming into your field of view before they're even there. It's also blue, I like blue, that's rat. Cobalt blue. That was a 28 special.

Special editions are a lot more sought-after, make sense that it's here, man. This thing looks like it's barely got any any miles out. Seven. That's not bad. That's brand-new us. Brand new route. There. That's from the dealer home. Wait a minute. Wait, hold on. Turbo to this. Here's the this year's the Double Dragon turbo? Yeah, it's in. It's in a gallery room. Three. It's right here on the list. I'm sorry, I got to go back. I go go check that out.

Okay. Bye. Okay. Where you going to go? Check out the turbo, it's in the third room. I opened that up just to make sure and is it true? Is it exactly the same turbo that I owe to tuna? It's the same type of uo2 tuna. The god inside is standing in exactly the same position as the other room.

The rooms are identical, this one has a big glass case in the middle of it and on it. Plants is the turbo sitting in an angle with a little plaque sign that gives a description of what it is. Could take it now. Now I'm not know, I go back in. Yeah I own strew. We listen I'm gonna need you. You gotta you gotta you're going to be here tomorrow. Wait wait. Hold on real quick. It is tomorrow, right? No, it's tonight. It's any night.

Okay tonight. I mean technically that's tomorrow because it's midnight but that's pedantic So, we're gonna have to, well, you Iona, or gonna have to bid on something. Right? I mean, you can't go through this entire night without actually didn't own anything. Well, I suppose so, but because we have the special ticket to go downstairs. I imagined, we would just bid on Something downstairs. But this look I am in debt to tuna whatever and and I would

much rather be in debt to you. Listen I you know I'm good for it all I'm asking, is that you bid on that turbo? I need that turbo. I own, I need it kempeitai and listen to me. You are already in debt to me. So what's a, what's a few more hundred days, huh? A few more hundred Eddie's you think that it's going to cost a few more hundred Eddie's. But look, it's a double drag Turbo. It is one of the cheaper

objects. I'm not asking you free, I'm not asking you to get me a new back, I'm asking, for a piece of Machinery. It's just, that will get this tuna off of my ass, to put. What you are asking me to do is to ensure that we get the piece of Machinery, which if somebody wants it more than I do, will cost a pretty Eddie. Well, then all I ask is that you put in a good effort, all right? I'll be there. What 300 380s. That's already 180s over the asking price.

It's not stupid Nana Michael. What could have been in a costume dollars? No, I'm not telling her that this is a discontinued. It's a discontinued turbo that you know, is actually worth probably at least five times that I am and I have the feeling that because it's here, it is worth far more than what you're saying. But I do not have any mechanical knowledge. Here's the Jeb. Listen to me. Here's the issue. I only have so much money. Now you get one of them fancy credit cards.

I know you got some dipping to my credit. All comes from biotech Mecca and if I'm to use riches hail If I use credit line from bio Technica, what I purchased goes to biotechnical? Well, it could disappear and Transit. Come on. And then what does a line of credit do me? You're probably insured at you. Not to that degree, you look around the rest of the floor and see a few other things, including through the door of gallery. One, the front side of a Cadillac and inside the gallery

to room. There's the motorbike you were looking at earlier and on the floor, there are a few other items blast Shield. A big pile of tires and a Furby that looks like a Kirby. Have we seen what we needed to see? Jeb, I think I'm satisfied. How about you? I'm ready. No, let's get out of here, back to no latency. I'll call us a car. Back at the apartment. Sano and Remy are sitting next to two dead bodies.

In this apartment with a broken television and Remy you're sitting in a pool of blood on the Steve's. Memorize, this is wiping, the blood on the couch, You hear heavy footsteps, coming down the hallway. Oh shit, we get out of here. The door creaks open. And there is the guy from downstairs. What is off? I said, no shooting. They say other's blood. They should be very difficult to get out of any. We didn't shoot. They shot. I'd also do not shoot it smells.

It smells like Smell like barbecue. Yeah, I cut one with a he played the big one over there. Oh, big boy. Big boy. Look what toilet probably would clog a toilet. Yes, board broken toilet. Worst, tenant complaints. All the time by the time I did you a favor that? Yeah. Yes, he yes, we did you a favor. They do not pay very much. Went I not let them use elevator. You stir my next work ethic. Big Boy didn't seem like he is. The stairs that much. Well, now I have to clean to clean.

My apologies, but it seems like it worked out for both of us. Well, I have another apartment. You look for a puppet, you mind little blood, I give you a discount if you claim. I actually am looking for Heartland currently. Yeah. How much apartment here, new, new new building, you know. Mmm. But there's blood and death in this one, which you cause that's not my problem. You want Department achieve I take, I keep their deposit. I keep the money and this green gun. Wait, I need that gun.

You need weapon? Yes, we were looking at that. That's why we will pick up it right here on the table. Now, A lot happened, can you hand that to us please? Hmm. Yes, I suppose I wrote to I'm not very bright here. Thank you. Thank you. I need that. Yeah, that's what we were here. Originally to buy. But now, it seems as though the opportunity of getting an apartment is now landed in our lap. You have to say what the discount was this gum.

I say first month atid for blood, So just first month, 8080 what what what is it after that? My mom. Oh no less on price. You get a tee off. 80 Eddie's off Oscar, you're just not that watch. What is the price though? All together, two bedroom is 680. I give 600 first month. Okay? Only first month. It's stained into the carpet. first 2 months, the best, I do, unless you want to do some kind of skill check I would like to do this. Girl, check will try things.

I stay in Oxen for this pivot, more fun. Can I use persuasion to say that with us, we can clean the carpet, which will be cheaper for him because he'd have to replace the carpet all together. Make argument enrolled us. Your argument win, make arguments. So here's the thing, we can go ahead and clean this up and we can get rid of the blood. We already know what all that you like, this is going to be staying on the ground.

You however you're going to have to replace this whole carpet can't just you know, run it over with a cleaner, doesn't work that way. And you know, that how it works with those fucking pigs out there that they're just going to come in and they're going to get all kinds of paperwork. You have to deal with and all that shit, it's not worth it. Right. You know, you get rid of the bodies. We cleaned up the rest of the mess. It's taken care of, nobody knows

the wiser everything. You know, the tenants taken care of your boss is happy because now this rent getting paid, okay. 600 for six months by wait. Is this your apartment now? Well, this is this is our bathroom. Samples. This is our apartment you and I stay here. No, no, I do not have a roommate especially. Well, no, no. I do not have a well, where else you going to live into a cardboard box? You don't got any money. I do have lots of money. To what? To get a better apartment.

I gotta get better than this. It's $600 for the first. It's 600 Eddie's for the first six months. There's a giant puddle of blood on the floor. You can't block Is there is your handiwork? I didn't think I was gonna live here. I didn't think I was gonna live here either, but obviously life has found a way. And now, know what if it is not found to waste my life is dead on the floor, and I don't want Olivia, you need to cool your RAM down, brah. Okay. And just think of this, this is

kismat. This is karma. That is all fallen into our lap. Think about this right. Got the place. It's got stairs. So you can walk them up every day. Get your work out. Okay. It's close by to the bar. You can start your setup and start plotting, your revenge for arisaka. You don't have great people skills so you're gonna get shit on their necks to fucking apartment because obviously, they're going to charge you an arm and a fucking leg.

Wait, did you just say revenge against all the soccer Jack? You shouldn't say that out loud? First of all, over again, start with fucker. No. Okay, I don't like your sari like we hear what civil? Not like fun? Yeah, a lot of people hate arisaka. Okay, well well we front I like what is what is English think? I like cut of jib. Yes, yes. Fine. Just because I don't really want to deal with it and I don't really give a shit where I live. Fine.

If you want to live with me here and share the rent. Then, yes, we can make an arrangement But it's not going to. Because if you of neon sign, it's very pretty. Oh, wonderful. But this not going to be Tech all over the place, okay. It's we got to have a clear, divide of the room noatak in the living room, okay? You know what, we'll work it out, I know you're all technophobic.

Maybe this will get you to like start like realizing the tech is your friend, you know, will get, you will get you a piece Ali, you know, you can, you know, meditate and shell on it. It for a bit, how's that? I don't like how every time we have an argument, you throw a bunch of Asian things at me. I have not necessarily a kid to those things that I think it's heavily microaggressions and I don't enjoy it. I will say that. No shooting please. I'm not going to shoot you. Good.

I'm just Kathy Ireland. I think. Racial stereotype very terrible. Yes. Oh, so we'll take the alarm. I gathered from composition. I stand right here. I hear of it. Great. Wonderful, we have to go and deliver this green gun for. I forget what reason? But let's we will be back will sign papers later. You can find one way out the give up' already. Okay, thank you. I'm glad you're so efficient Department. People die every day. He appreciates it. Yes, one assume.

Landlords must be constantly looking for new tenants in this city. Oh yeah. They make sense and make software when I came in. I wasn't like, oh my God, blood. It's more like, oh no, blood again. Do you know my pretty right? Well it's good to have a pregnant mattock landlord, so why don't you move on? Nice to meet you. Yvonne I am sauna my stage now. He shakes your hand. He's got a nice firm handshake, but his hand is very calloused.

All right, so we get out of here and get our apartment Remy. You won't help with elevator you note of key yet. Make her walk. All right, we can take the stairs. He walks out the apartment. I'll see you downstairs, heads into the elevator here and open it with his key card and it closes and goes down and walk down. When you get to the bottom of the stairs, even is behind the bars of his desk. Once again, he's got a tile ready and two kickers. All teak. You want spiritual cost extra?

They do not grow on trees, they come out of plastic factory. That's fine but we get to right off the bat though. Yeah to I put two on desk you blind. Now you got one camera. Broken in TV head. It's no time for that. Being that joke does not play on audio version of podcast. Put a sneeze. You look like that. Not I have two. I'd do the vampire. Where you sneeze into the curve of Europe. Wait, what does do you sneeze?

Yeah. Well, I'm just as my vents get clogged and obviously that room was full of just dust because I never cleaned in there. So my HVAC system is trying to clear out teaches those TV. Mama always say boring things about head constant do ask me. About every time we make it, not every time. You just abuse me in my head. Yes, well, does rather strange. This is a terrible way to start

a roommate relationship. This is why I think we should separate the room and not talk to each other while we live there at all. Bye. Sounds good. All right we will be backed to live here. I suppose good very good. I take money now. 300 each All right, red. I'll tend it over. I will do it. Gives you your key cards and you have a lease as well as if you have a thumbprint sign on it. What's in the least he said six-month place that's my price changes, wonderful.

Can we call them if anything breaks? Yep. He's the super wonderful. All right? Anything else Remy? Now, let's just get in Vanna, White and let's go deliver this gun. All right, all right. You drive through night City and you pass by Clive's, Little Weapon and electronic shop with the big advertising sign. That's also the front wall and he's sitting in their tank ran away. Okay, well, hand them back to his gun. Hello, how are you? How am I? I am fine. What was that? Mine?

Yes, you told us to get it for you. Oh, that's lovely. Did you kill the motherfucker? Yeah, the bone. Excellent. That's lovely. All right. Well since you killed him, I'll give you an extra 700 Eddie's, according to that dice. So that's nice, the world. Let's 1600, plus 700 And owe you a favor. So, if you need a discount, just let me know. Twitter's 20 does 2000. 400. Yes I mean the guns worth about four times that so thank you very much.

Oh my goodness, it's a good gun. You didn't shoot it. Did you know why? Because it's bad. It's not. You want to do that in close quarters, bad day, there's something terrible happen. Well it's just very powerful. Okay, to know. Thank you for Your business in his holster. It was actually very fruitful. All right. Yeah. Did you head on down to sovel? Where the apartment building I sent you two? Yes, we have gotten an apartment there. Would you sign? Oh, yes.

Yes. Letting you know you killed him? Didn't he did? You take their apartment that Savvy but you got a good deal. Yes, Remy. Negotiated a deal. I don't really care about money and such but I have a lot of it but I suppose I just pay you to. Yes, you do. And I have a lot of things like doubled my money and my goodness. Well, you know, I couldn't get the gun back myself. Can't leave the shop. Well, thank you. I appreciate it. Remy, did you want some of this move? Ward?

REM, you'll see, Remy has not been paying attention and he's just had a screensaver going off on his face the whole time. Just his name bouncing off the walls though, huh? Nothing, let's go. Okay, if you get paid. No, let's go what? Hey we got shafted. No, I'm going in there. I'm gonna get paid. I'm kidding. We got paid. Do you want some? We got how much we can pay 2400. I said that's like four months red. Do you want 1,200? Throw.

We could just take the whole thing and pay for months, right ahead. But who does that? Savvy people know how to do use their money. What's that? Why would you okay if I just give my okay here is he was tall town. You know what not, you know what? You know what? You know what, you hold onto it. You pay rent for the first four months. That's my. That's my hair. You make. Why? Why is that I'm giving you my half of the rent for the first four month. There you go.

You're ridiculous. Reducing. This is the doors. Close on Vanna, White, and you drive on down to no latency. You'll learn how to make your money work for you. What does that mean? What does that mean? It means pay your bills on time. It's not in its you don't pay your rent for months in advance. Nobody. Does that? It's a, it's not insane. I know I'm going to stay there for at least four months if not six.

So that way, I'm going to make sure I get paid on there so I don't forget you don't need to pay it. That's what you paid every month, but you pay it ahead of time, then you know, it's already paid, but things within that way, you know, that you're never late, you're spending money. You don't need to spend because, but it's money. You're going to spend eventually. So if you already have it, and you don't exactly as a yes, Yes, talking about R and again,

listen it's clear. Yeah, it's not that fun to no latency and you walk in having this argument. Listen, oh my God, the rant thing again, gasps listen, obviously what you're going to want to do is you're going to hold on to your liquid assets and then you're going to want to pay only what you need to. And then you're going to invest that extra money. So you make more money on the on the money that you would have had to pay otherwise. So yes. Yes, thank you so know.

You're absolutely right. Remy. I'm sorry. You know I love you. I love you man. But sounds right on this one. You're going to only want to pay the limited amount of money and then take the rest of them going to be. You got invest it so that it hopefully gives you some returns so that you make money instead of having to spend all that, all at once. But if I pay off, but you know what? Never mind. Never mind. Just give me the goddamn 1283. Here it is. 1200, hold on mateys.

We did a sideways. Well, me and I are. Well, well, well then listen. Sit down because me and Iona. Will you are? Well, you guys are off doing. God knows what I mean. I don't know. We're scouting out the place and well, And jib kind of looks over at Iona, flashed a little smile and goes I think we've got ourselves a plan. Because a, you know you wanted to and tell them the plan because they can do it. Yeah. You just had a lot of. Yeah. Well you expecting like a

commercial break or something? You just need to be honest. I think that's the sort of thing that would have already happened in this current amount of time. Yeah. Well in that case, it come take a look here. The other blueprints, great. So listen, this is gonna be a two pronged approach. Me and Remy. We're going to be down in the sewers.

Thanks to Iona. Looks like we've had a nice plan of the sewer system and as you can see right about here, happens to bisect the underground basement, vault perfectly. Now, step one is going to have to somehow acquire a laser tunneling system. Hmm. Remy, you can build that is rummy. We're actually going to need you to build several things before tonight. Yeah, put that on the list. That's number one, laser tunneling system is likely event.

Now, can you write this down, laser tunneling device? That's right. He's a tunneling device. Then we're also going to need some sort of system to propose The Vault itself, so we can have some so we can dislodge that tunnel. I'm explaining this real bad. Iona, what am I trying to say? It is very strange because when we were, when we were talking about it before you might sit with say, it made a lot of sense.

So if I might take over for Jeb so we Are going to need some sort of way, just a tunnel between here, the sewer wall and here the Vault wall. Now, the issue is that is that I know we're probably going to need some sort of Sonic device to get that that moved without a lot of trouble. It's going to be the easiest way to remove that wall without an explosion. So I still think we go for the explosion. Iona, I don't know what you're

saying. The the idea though, is that The Sonic propulsion system that we would be able to cover that up with outside noise. Now, what is going to happen is that Sato you are coming with me and then do and we are actually going into the market. I do have a ticket to get us down into the basement. Vault, we are going to confirm that. What we need is down there and I will have to bid now, I'm not hoping to win the bid.

Now if I do win the bid then, You know, we don't have to do any of this and we will send notification to you but I don't expect to win. Hmm, in fact, it's bigger. If you don't win that way, we get a pocket, the the extra money that we would have used to be it. So we confirm, what's in there. I have a recording in my eyes so

I can confirm with the video. Now, it's very important that you get out of The basement bulb before you send that information because down there like you're going to be able to send nothing. Well, what I'm going to do also is leave a risky downstairs. As you can see, I'm already wearing him here or on my ankle. So it'll be really easy for him to skitter off without anyone noticing, and he will Mark the

location of the vending machine. He will Mark the location of the vending machine, so it is easy for you to pinpoint while underground. Now once everyone is out of the basement vault and the bidding is over, there is a soiree upstairs where the smaller objects are removed and sent off to the rightful owners, a little bit of a party if you will. And then after everyone is cleared out the larger items are

taken. So you have about 45 minutes to an hour after the signal sent to get through get out. Now we are going to need that anti-graft device that you acquired in the lab and actually, to, to move it. And if you follow this Sewer back, so once you leave the Vault, Sano and I will come back, we will grab Vanna White and we'll meet you at this Rendezvous Point outside of the

wall. so to recap, Iona insano are going in, they take the elevator down completely within their rights as they got a ticket, then while inside the basement vault, Iona will release risky to send a beacon to the exact position of the vending machine. Then me and retro will be in the sewers with the laser tunnel and device. We will tunnel. Into the, the beacon Position will remove the wall. Take the vending machine onto the gravel EV and meet you at the Rendezvous Point here.

What is the sound, though? What sound are using to distract simple? You member Reeve? No, not at all. He was a sad guy, you don't remember you from me. It was annoying but he's cheap. That is a lot of people. I don't know who you're talking about. What is the sound? Fireworks. Is there a Saint we can make inside the building? There was the front of the Cadillac. I'm sure it still has its sound system inside of it. That could come out.

Just give me this explosion. That's what water explosion, really? Absolutely. However, if set off some fireworks, but as a backup, we do have the Cadillac inside. Yes, I do. This has to be perfectly timed to those there. A way we can stay in communication. I'm glad you asked here. Take these watches, please. As you get a little crunch to it, do we have secrets? I have one. I have one in bedded, in my wrists these ones are our Casio calculator watches.

These are randomly back from the 1980s. Where did you You get this rare ship, do you know how much money you could get for something like this? These are prized possessions, you should sell these. You could sell these at the midnight market and I will do no such thing. These have been passed down in my family for Generations. We can we give up? I don't think you understand what things are worth but I don't think you understand money at all.

Well I don't know that these Casio watches are Priceless to me. I lost mine. Can I get another? You what? I never got one and she everyone runs over and starts like scrambling on the ground. Where did you get me? I just gave it to you. Must be around here somewhere. Where did you Wars? Last time you saw a roll roll? What role has I got it? Perception, perception, perception. Yeah, you find it. It's underneath the chair. Look, listen, retro, I'm up.

I'm gonna put this on your arm. I'm gonna put this right here. All right, okay. Not too tight. There it's nice and buckled. Do not. I repeat do not lose this buddy. Well, I'll be extremely disappointed in you. Alright, now that we're on watches are great, but can we communicate through this things? Can we talk to each other? I know they just tell the time. There's not a lot of communication that needs to happen that can't be done through risky or through our

tile. Now the tile cannot be used in the basement. We won't even get a signal down there. We need to figure out a way to time tunneling into the basement, with the fireworks, or the sound system that we're activating. Well, okay, here's the thing. If we're to our assume that the tunnel system is still built on the old system that the city was continuously made on. It means that it is not just

going to be completely. All, you know, sent those steel is probably just going to be mostly of Rick and iron. And using a thermite laser rig in which is what I'm hearing, you're wanting me to do, that's gonna be, at least a good 30 minute, 40 cut for that and then you're wanting to use a Sonic compression system. To go ahead and say pulverize this, so that we were not having to take all the time of moving. All of this heavy material out so that way we can just get it

to drop at the last second. So then we can just make a quick getaway that's going to be an additional. Additional 20 minutes. So if we know exactly what time you're going to be in there and what time that they should be leaving at we could time that accordingly to it, that's really dangerous. Because what happens if we can't set off the time distraction at the exact moment you're supposed to drill into the Vault. I suppose that makes it fun.

I suppose the magic is in the timing so no matter what at the exact time you're about, to do them to the Vault, we have to make a sound. Well I think that's the key. The Sonic compressions we need to their my laser that's quiet as hell. That'll be okay. But the Sonic impression. Yes. So you give us the exact time that that will happen and then we will make sure that a sound goes off at that exact time whether it's fireworks or a sound inside or something, we'll

make it like this. How long are you going to be down there in the vault? The auction downstairs will take no more than 20 minutes. So Ten minutes after that that is when the Sonic Impressions will go off. That'll be midnight 30. So you let me know when you start down there. I start their my laser rig I cannot do that. We can't you can't you guess the message that you're heading down there the the time week sometime, we get in the elevator is midnight. Okay, so there we go. Don't we?

Just wait until you're out of there when once you are complete, once you and everybody else gets out of the basement, vault you let us know, easy peasy, that's what we start this 12:30 that is just what I told you. Yeah, we don't got a, we don't got time it. We just all we got to do is wait for you to be done and let us know it's time. And if I wasn't asking you to time it, I was telling you exactly the time that you need to do it, but we don't need an exact time.

I will need to do is just wait for you. To leave. We still need to do it relatively quickly before they start moving it. And it's 12:30 is sufficient for our plan. There you go. 12:30, there's no need to fight it jab. Just take 12:30 and go. We also do a lot of all, I don't know. We can communicate with you. I don't know if I Kyle's would reach you. That's what I'm saying. Now, that mouth. But true. All right, everyone we got to do it at a specific Casio. Watch 12:30, everyone got it.

I don't know how to use this. So yeah, so you Dudes. You scale use the and polishing that night. Remy. You need to make some shit. Yes I know I got to make a bunch of shit. Okay, so let's do we synchronize our watches now or do we do it later? Your's always cigarettes while we're at right now. Okay, and then we're going to get to work. Here we go. Ready in 321? Sorry I'm off like two seconds. All right, once more and once more ready to him. All right on my mark three, two, one.

There buddy. Good. I heard the beeps. Something sounded good. Sorry. I actually miss pressed mine. I just hear two beeps from Sonic. Can we do one more test? I started someone else countdown. Okay. On three. One, two, three. Next up on Nolan's, Ram. Put AI. What's going on? That's more than one. Hey guys are illegal to make a tracking device? No. I was making the laser nobody told me anything about tracking device. You don't have much time. All I have to do is be your

bodyguard. Yes, that's what I'll do. So this guitar is supposedly cursed. It is been here for quite a while. What do you see girl? For movement in the water. You understand Remy's still just looking at his tile wait looking for the beacon waiting for it to activate. So brother and I shoot That is a terrible idea. Mine really makes a tense up don't it? Wow that is Tough Armor. Hi. Just your friendly neighborhood. Cat cleric on thrill. And here's a word from your sponsor, save the date.

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