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NL: SideQuest - JUNK WARS - Pt3 Junk Combat

FT. @⁠Peterdmcastro⁠ as Jeb, @⁠itsDayeanneHutton⁠ as Teensey T, @⁠Anaismorgan⁠ as Coyote, @⁠Kyledlove⁠ as Declan D Danger and @⁠Stormbeard⁠ from @⁠MagiRPG⁠ With Paris Arrowsmith @⁠Binary_Dragon⁠ as GM.

Jumping into junk to salvage the for parts isn't without it's challenges (and obstacles), the team split up to find extra parts for their Punk Naught. Jeb and Declan take on the north area while Teensey and Coyote dive into the the pile. And when some people fight dirty, eventually someone's gonna get hurt. Hopefully, Saw gets his hands on a new string. After all, he's got a gig tonight.

Will the bots be easy to take down?

Can you use anything you find to improve the punk naught?

So we shouldn't throw anything away, right?

Only the dice will tell.

Huge thank you to our guests for collaborating with us for this Sidequest. Episodes continue for 5 weeks for Junkyard July and we're so excited to work with them. Find their links above.

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Last time I had no latency side quest. Seems like one of the other teams broke your partner's leg. Don't we have eddies to buy stuff? You'd think that was purposeful. We have 2000 eddies. How do you feel about a rocket? Launcher Revenge. Yes, that would be very nice. I think we leave the booth, take the water. Oh, she loves her rocket launcher. Well, she wasn't kidding. That would be sick. I was just going to say maybe look for a steering wheel or some way to control, yeah.

I'm going to have to tell you to back up. There are no rules, fools in the desert. Wait, was that a mini gun? Oh God taints. He's going to be so mad. OK, well, that's all right. You tried. You did your best. Arms are full of water bottles. There's an opening to the trash to West. Right behind you. An opening in the trash. Hooray. Still wake up really quietly and then jump on them that. Could work. Do you think they're waterproof?

Can I recall from my really great role earlier when looking at the robot? Does it with my tech knowledge? Would these robots be waterproof water? Water resistant water. Resistant. Oh damn. It resistant, so you'd have to roll well, but. OK. Yeah, no, I don't think that's what the water's for. OK. In the distance you hear gunfire and cheering. It seems someone else has found a robot. OK. Well, oh, should we shoot him? Should we shoot him?

Guys, we should just shoot him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not. I don't know. I don't think I'm very fast so. Do you want to shoot at first? What? If we shoot at the same time, there's two of them. That's cute. Maybe we should focus fire. OK, poke in it traded one of them. Twice. OK, unless you. Don't want to do that. We could do whatever you want. I don't. Well, I mean, I really, I really want both of them. I feel like if we shoot, the other one will go away.

OK, that's fine. All right, I'll shoot one of them all. Right. Pull the trim, I'll shoot the other one and. We. You shooting at the same time? Yeah, yeah, is. That how far you are, you are. Well, let's see, I'm probably too far away from my shotgun, huh? You are 25 feet away. I rolled A14 on a handgun. Handgun has two shots, right? Two chances? I'll just do handgun. I don't think I'm close enough. All right. Are you going to step any closer? You can. You have stealth.

I can say you could step at least one or two squares in. Yeah, I rolled stealth once. I didn't want to roll again and be worse. No, no, you're you're fine with that stealth. You can. Oh. OK then yeah, I'll take 222 teensy steps forward. And Kylie, where do you go? I think I just stayed there. I shoot with my very heavy pistol and braided fire 1 and I rolled the 14. Rolled the 14 so you hit the closest one. Teensy. You rolled 18, you hit the other one. Sick. Nice. Damage.

The robots squeal like an electronic pig and turn around and try to escape. They are now alert to you, but you do have them cornered. Roll me. Let's see how much damage they take as they turn around to your shots. So roll me what your damage is. Oh, crit damage. Oh teensy. Good because I rolled like dog shit. Teensy Your your little your Your target explodes a confetti style of metal and shrapnel. You cause 19 damage and the thing explodes on the ground, exposing a few items inside.

You also hit though coyote. What was your damage? 9 damage. 9 damage. All right, the other robot is still up, still has a little bit of life, and it scurries towards you. And I try to jump on it. Yes you can. Athletics, I would assume. Yep. Oh, that's incredible. Killing it. Yeah, Oh yeah, I only rolled a 13. So yes, you crit success land on top of the pot and as you land on it you kind of do a pile driver and it smashes into a bunch of pieces and worms. To death. Oh my gosh.

What a ride. I think that was amazing. You were so good. Thank. You. I feel so cool. You are so cool. Dick, you're so cool. Do you want to go loot that guy? Maybe he's got stuff. Yeah, let's do it. Maybe he's going to loot the robots while they while Coyote loots the I'm going. To loot the man looking for water, All right. Roll me AD 6 for each of the robots. D6 Cool. Cool, so you you get 4 rolls in the pot table. Junk. Nice. OK, what does this mean?

You find 3 items. Like click something. What am I doing? Yeah, and you're above your name. You've got a hand of cards now. Yes. OK, so that's the chassis. Wait, seriously? About 3 chassis now what? 3 chassis, 6 bottles of water. And a mini gun turret. OK. He's going to be so. Excited. Oh, man. OK, Coyote. So here's the thing. I guess we didn't need to spend our money on that chest because we got three more. Or two more. But we could sell back to the lady, that's what she said.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. But then someone else could buy it. So maybe we want to just keep them, hoard them, hoard. The resources hoard all the Maybe we make multiple punk knots. That would be cool. Punk knot on Punk Knot action. How much time we got? Oh, get that? Guy stuff. Oh. Yeah, I, I, I loot the guy. Are you? This guy's sitting up and he's got a black eye and he's just woken up. Oh, my ear is ringing. It's like someone's shot something. Oh.

Hey man, are you OK? Oh no, where's the chassis I found? Oh fuck, my boss is going to kill me. Bummer. Hey, man. Anyway. I'll pay you 400 eddies for a chassis. I mean how much is the lady going to buy it for later? 150. 400 for sure. We can buy a lot of glow paint with that. Yeah, yeah, dude, sure. They're all the same, right? Yeah. They're all the same. One's blue one tree. Accidentally give them like the best one all. Right. Yeah. Thanks you. Oh. Shit, really. Seriously.

That's like, you know, rising tide kind of shit. Nice chum. Puts his fist out to fist bump here. Yeah, chum, And I give him a salute. Oh, OK. I hit. I had to hit fist. I fist bump. Oh shit, yeah, chum, I like your hat. Yeah, chum, Thank you. And. He hands you 400 eddies and he takes the chassis and fucks up. Cool. All right, that was not so bad. That was actually a great time. You really crushed those little robots. You got a gift? Yeah, distraction.

OK, let's finish. Show them what we got. You guys head back to the punk note. Meanwhile, what has Cherb and Declan been doing? So Decky DI, gotta be honest, you know, with this whole, you know, meeting you and kind of seeing what my life might become in the future, not I'm not saying that I think that you are me from the future, just that I I kind of see myself in you. Does that make sense? More than you know.

And so I'm just wondering what made you, you know, what made you get out of the game, you know, stop racing, stop doing what what you do best. I never got out of the game all right. I was let the game. Got out of you. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. No. No, the game was not the I'm still I want to be in the game, all right. Just people bomb fired me. No. Bomb fired. Yeah. I had to do a nude stunt. You know, it was, it was I was, I was going to play him.

He looked at me. He didn't think I looked youthful enough for him, which is bullshit if you ask me. Well, I've heard you got a lot of work done. Because he's an old guy now you know his his ass is not as succulent as it used to be, but. That's true. I've saw the, I saw the last, the last mission. Mission. Probable mission. Probable. Death dealers. Death dealers. I saw the last death dealers and yeah, I saw, I think I saw his ass in it.

You're absolutely right. He must be using an ass double. He he is, he's using an ass double. He didn't want my ass to be the double anyway. He kicked my ass to the can, to the to the streets. So I listen, I'm trying to get back in the game, OK? That's why I'm here. And you think if we win this, you might be able to hop back on that metaphorical horse? That's right. So so we have to win my livelihood depends on I'm not, I don't got many shots left. All right. I think we can do that now.

What do you, what do you think those guys are doing? And it you know, the, the camera pulls out and we are, we're laying down in the we're laying down in the like the junk looking, getting getting info on the other two teams. Yeah, sure. We should definitely go. So yeah, yeah, role perception. Let's move up. Let's move up this way. Roll perception to see what they're up to and see if you can work out what they've gathered. I like to think that we, you know, we're like prone.

There's like just junk covered. Yeah. Crawling around. We're like literally like covered in junk with like little binoculars, which I do have. So instead of looking for junk, you guys are looking to see what your enemy is doing. Correct or even info. OK, all right, roll Stealth. But roll stealth. I'm really good at stealth. Declan, you put your entire hand in a pool of oil. It meant to do that. I like the way it stealth. You.

You, they look at you, these two guys who are looting next to you and they hide what they're looting from you sort of shimmy this thing over to their area Unfortunately, it looks like Declan has blown your trash cover and your view of the zoners leads to nothing you. Put your hand in the in the oil. Yeah, fucking shit, Declan. Did you keep it down? Maybe we should just, you know, walk up to him and talk to him. I'd never considered that. Are you good talking?

I'm, I'm, as you can tell, I'm not the greatest at putting, you know, like thoughts into. I I get it. I get you, Jeb. Just follow my lead. Hey, junk rats. Hey, Chew, I'd like to talk to the. I guess there's other two. I see There's two. Yeah, there's two. There's three teams. Total, right? Which one's the banana guys? I mean, assume it'll be really obvious. The the yellow team have the third one. Oh, I see they're. They're up top up here. OK, gotcha.

And these guys, what's the, what's these guys names Zoners? Zoners. Which one of you zoners broke my friend's leg? Huh. No, June, that's not us. Oh, it was one of you. No, it was none of you. It's. Not even make sense. That didn't even make sense. I. Didn't get it. Yeah, I. Didn't huh? None. None of us? Is that so? Funny and great. The whole team, like, laughs with them. Yeah, yeah, boss. That's really funny. Which one of them is their the boss?

The boss is wearing a red mask. You saw them talk to the junk master. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right here. I'm gonna, I'm gonna walk up to him and, and look him, look him straight in the face. You are taller than this person. They are short. OK, while I'm look talking to him, I do want to still try to check out how they're building there, like if they have like missile launchers or, you know, like a the, the the Gatling.

Gun you're talking this to this person and then some kind of conversation skill to see if you distract them enough to give you a virus in the other order. Conversation first. Yes, yes. Listen, I know it was one of you or one of the banana pieces of junk who broke my buddy's leg. Norman, right. You're trying to get us out of the race. It's not going to happen. So just fess up now. We're going to beat it out of

you. Yeah, even even though junk master said to to plain ass Nash is on a spectrum and and I and I give Declan. A little little shoulder like. Huh. See what I? Did there yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, no, I I get. It I got it. And so I think that it's perfectly acceptable to hurt you guys because you guys hurt my friend's friend. Conversation. Someone roll something. So I'm looking, I'm looking.

I'm social. And like you mentioned, so I I'll roll something and then if I succeed then I get a + 1. I'm going. I'm rolling interrogation. Sick. Nice. Yeah. 17, Yes, 17 is a professional pass. Well done. OK. And there's not not another role didn't happen so. And you do you do get a -1 to that because Jeb rolled a crit fail on conversation. It's just making me look kind of dumb. And the the the the pit boss for this crew looks at you, Jeff. Hey chum, flies are undone.

Oh shit, oh you, you got me to look down at my crotch. But but my fly was in fact not undone. Yeah, I know. Oh, your shoelaces are on tight too. Hey, chum, wait. A minute. I I I assume I believe them. You do believe them? It's true. OK. Is that OK? All right. Why is there can we get like an indication of like why we believe them? Oh. I assumed I believe him because I'm interrogating him well and I I've know enough about lying. Like, OK, I'm this guy's like, telling the truth.

We're just here for a clean game, man. If you want to see one of the cards behind them, you have to roll Perception. Oh yeah, we should definitely do that. Yeah, I'll do that. I'm on it. Kyle, Excellent. Yeah, nice. Oh, let's go. Roll me AD 6 each. OK, yeah. So you notice that they've got a chassis and. Combat spikes? What? What what? I'm not sure which other kind here. Combat spikes. I think those are like caltrops. Oh no, they're not. They're not caltrops, Jeb. They were floating.

That's a good point. It's all right. Try it buddy. You're doing your best. All right, all right, Zoom, if there's anything else, man. Not. On the field. Dude, I believe you. Good luck to you too, I. I shake his hand. He shakes your hand back. You have. By not being shitty to these people, you feel like you have built a a gentleman's agreement to not be shitty to each other. Yeah, I do.

I actually do. I feel like these people were telling the truth when they said that they're looking for a clean race, so that's nice. Now we. Betray. Them just kidding. All right, Jim, let's go. We'll find the bastards who broke your friend's leg. Yeah, I don't think it's them. No, it's it's. Not, I'm thinking it must be the Banana Boys. That's right, it's the banana

boys. You head off N towards the Banana Boys and we return to Teensy and Coyote as they saddle up to the Punk N with their spoils from their first salvage. You guys buy anything? Oh. Yeah, yeah, Teensy was crazy, Yes, OK. You're not going to believe. This. What did you find? Like a cake in the trash or something like that? I wouldn't believe that. No, no, no, no, no, no. First of all, I found two more chassis which oh gosh, maybe you shouldn't have bought.

That we're. Well. That gives us. Rich 123 tore points. Yeah, no, but then I sold 1, so now we have 400 more eddies. And that leaves us with. 2 chassis. 2. Chassis. And a mini gun. You found a mini gun I. Found a mini gun. Oh and one more thing, go to him and I hand him the string. Can you use this for your instrument? Yes, I can. I think I can make that work. Dean C. Hey, awesome. I think it's pretty. Pretty punk rock to have a string from the junkyard. Oh yeah.

That's so metal. That's so metal. Coyote it's. Like. You know, have you ever heard of like grunge metal or sludge metal? No, but they sound, I mean they sound pretty dirty. It's it's pretty dirty. It's pretty dirty. In a good way though, I'm sure. The best, the best. To retrofit this to the guitar, you're going to have to roll your maker skill. TT me oh. Sorry, you gotta make a still.

Because it's not an actual guitar string, so it it requires someone with tools to attach it to this guitar. Heard heard Heard Heard Heard I. Usually have like a, a, a tack that puts this on. Do you think you could put it on for me? Yeah. Yeah, let me, OK, let me just see here. Where is that on? It's your rollability so yeah. But I probably just be +4 if I had to guess. I don't know. Yeah, you've got a maker skill, so application expertise you could choose to.

Use. What skill you want to use with that so you can use basic tech. You can use the pull down to change it. Yeah, yeah. That's, that's OK. So it's fabrication expertise. That, yeah, because you're fabricating. Cool. Or you can, or if you like, you could do upgrade. I would let you do that because you're upgrading the guitar with this string. I do have more upgrade expertise so OK so I'll do basic tech upgrade. I'm making a new guitar.

So. Not that Saul's too worried about this effect, but the guitar is now perfectly in tune and he gets plus one to his performance. Oh, there you go. Out tints it, it looks fantastic. It looks great. I'm pretty good at this stuff. And, and Saul's going to like open his arms wide, say like hug both of you in one first. Hug I. Better like Leap 'cause he's so much like a like a little spider monkey. Are you ready to rock? More importantly, Are you ready

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There we go. And saw just lifts them up and places them on the now non hovering platform. Cool. If you want to do fabrication for these to attach them to the punk knot and then not be able to sell them anymore, you have to roll a skill for each one. You can use junk to make this easier. If you go and find it, it'll give you -1 per piece, but you can also use it as ammo for the junk gun. Wait, what about it being -1 per what? So the on each card it tells you how much in ADB it'll take to

install onto your punk note. OK. And if you want to reduce that, you can either get someone to help you or use materials to make it easier. Oh, I see. I see. I see. OK. You still don't have armor, so that might be something you want to work towards. Yeah. And you said it was fabrication. What would it be? Is it land vehicle tech or is it? Land vehicle tech or if you want to argue, something else. No, I so like like put these on. Now someone can't like sneak in

and steal them, right? They would have to like actually like work hard to get it off. Weld them off or yeah, you propane torch them off or unbolt them something, yeah. Chainsaw arm them off. That's cool. Let's see. I think that I'm going to, I'm going to put at least I'm going to put one of them on OK right

now. Rolling a 14 you install one of the chassis onto the vehicle, it's a large part of the front of a like a a people carrier van and it gives you another hard point for a turret and I think that card also gives you plus 5HP for the vehicle. Nice, that's awesome. All right. I look at Coyote back into the junkyard. Oh yeah, let's go, let's go. You 2 have fun. I'm going to watch the Punk Knot. Thank you. And Declan and Jeb are siding up towards the banana gangs

construction area. So for me it was, it was almost like like going fast and kind of barely hanging on to control over the vehicle. It, it, it gives me like this, this sense of like, weirdly, it's almost like being on the edge of losing control is that magic moment where I feel like I actually have control over my life, you know? I know, and the closer you get to losing control, the closer you need to get next time. It's a slippery slope.

The more I feel alive. Anyway, what are these banana guys doing? OK, so do they have banana like leather jackets with bananas on the back or something? Yes. Wow, wow. OK, there's five of them. All right, Jeb, here's the plan. All right, we're going to wait until one of them takes off to go scavenge, and we're going to go interrogate his ass, figure out which one of these bastards broke Norman's leg. Again, while they're alone. That's good.

That's good. One of them heads towards the northwest corner of the junkyard. There goes 1 now, and unless you all incredibly well, he disappears behind one of the piles. Oh. Perception. Perception. Yes, yeah, right. We're talking high. It's. Pretty good. Declan, you rolled an 18. Jeb, you rolled a 22. You see the guy disappear underneath a few planks of Pollywood. What's he what's he looking for under that Pollywood? Is he hiding? Could be under.

There, but then once he goes underneath there he disappears. I go, I lift up the the the board. Jeb goes over, lifts up the board. As you head towards the opening in the northwest corner, you actually see that it's fairly large in here. There's a there's a decent amount of space in this corner and you step on inside Roll perception Declan. I'm slow. Jeb, you rolled a 22 on perception and Declan, you roll a, you rolled A20 on perception. You both rolled extremely high on perception.

And there's a few things you notice. One that there is a robot underneath this little housing in the back. You see it sort of scrambling around some trash. But that's the other thing that you notice about this area is that there are a bunch of people hiding in the trash. Oh, hey guys. And and you haven't alerted them because your perception is so high. They look like they're going to are they Do they look like they're hiding or are they going to like they searching for stuff?

They can see they're like holding guns. One of them's going to jump, melee weapon behind his back like he's like ready to swing and. They're just waiting there. Let's not go in there. Come on back. Why wait? Why? That's what we're looking for, no? No, they're going to jump us. They're going to jump us. Get out of there. Oh oh. Listen, listen, here's what we're going to do. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to. I'm going to. I would like to wait until one of the.

Oh my God, what were they called? The pink guys? No, the pink guys the. Pink. Guys, yeah, the other team. They're called the Zonas. The what? Zoners. Zoners. Yeah, all. Right, let's get one of them zoners in there. We'll wait until the zoner comes up and then be. And then I'm going to yell and say, yeah, look at all that good loot in there. So much good loot. You know, I, I also got one of these, got one of these grenades.

Now we can take a zoner out, you know, killing two birds with one stone sort of a thing. Well, I just thought that, you know, after our interaction with them just a few moments ago, I kind of felt like a we got kind of a gentleman's agreement that we were going to we're. Not doing anything wrong, the banana bastards. They're the ones that are going to beat them up. Oh, Spectrum, Got it, Got it. Right spectrum. And we hide against the.

You know one of the zoners passes by the junk pile to head towards the South. Yeah, so I'm going to say loudly and and not so sneakily. Yeah, roll acting. Look at all that beautiful loop under them planks of wood. Roll acting. OK, OK, coming. Are we calling for acting roles? I think it's so funny. And acts. The acting role is my favorite. Dainty Wan. Cool. Hey Tune, we're friends. Right, that's what the boss said. So. You want to share these? Yeah, sure.

The first come, first serve, and it's a free desert all right. Jump. In and there's three dudes jump on this guy. Oh. My, Oh my God do. You want to save this guy now like? I was thinking Dick, but we could. Kind of And they stopped beating and then whipping shit out of this guy. We're. Going to fight these guys, yeah, yeah, we're going to jump them after they're jumping him. Guns drawn. Yeah. Moving in. Jeb and Declan, you are in a combat underneath some Poly planks in this junkyard.

Three of these on. They're not wearing any accoutrement from any of the gangs, they're just beating the living craft out of a zoner guy. The wrecker on the ground. This guy from the Zoners tries to get out. So we saw a a banana gang guy go in here is he's not one of these three guys. No, he's missing. He's missing, OK. The zona manages to roll away and he pulls out his gun and no he he kicks one of them missing and I think probably hitting fighting invasion Oh at first.

Damn. Damn, OK, in an expert move and a backflip, this guy avoids both hits as the zoner skids across the ground and leans up against some trash in the opening of this area. Declan. Oh, all right. OK. What kind of weapon melee weapons do I got here? Hey, leave him alone. But that's our acquaintance, and we have a gentleman's agreement with them. Yeah, yeah, mind yourself. And then I'm going to smash one of them. I'm going to grab a pipe. Just. I don't even need a pickup

weapon. There's a pipe laying around. Trash. I'm going to grab a pipe and I'm going to smash this guy who's close on the left over here. Step forward. I'm. Going to. Punch him in the head. Are you doing an aim shot? Because that's -8. Well, what's? Oh, does that mean? Like if I'm trying to hit him in a certain spot, yes. No, no, I'll just swing at. I'll just swing at him wildly.

OK, swinging at him wildly hitting the body roll melee attack, or if you have a melee weapon in your sheet then roll that. OK, sorry, I'm learning how to do this here. OK, weapons gay. 16 nice having melee. Was that medium melee weapon? It's a heavy melee weapon. OK, heavy melee weapon. Heavy melee weapon IS3D6. 3D6. 15 You knocked this guy out. Nice. Yeah. He he is, he is down for the count. If you do any more damage to him, you will kill him.

He is knocked out. Oh, OK, yeah, all right. But can can I go again or do I attack again? Melee weapons have a red fire of two, so yes. OK, yeah, so I'll, I'll smash this next guy or do I wanna? Yeah, no, I hit the next guy. Yeah. I don't necessarily murder, straight up murder this guy. Jeb Jeb like comes in with his with both Colt 40 fives like drawn. Oh, we're oh God, she's them. No, I changed my mind. I do smash this guy again. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, I'm.

Because it's currently, it's currently 2 versus you, dude. That's OK, I'm gonna smash him again. His name? 'S Declan D. Danger. He's not afraid of anything. I'm not afraid and I'm trying to send a message. OK, So what am I doing here? I'm rolling. Sorry, Melee, no. Yeah, roll heavy melee weapon. Yeah, attack. Got it, got it. Got sorry. Yeah, and change your damage to three D6 but 13 got it. He is unconscious so cannot evade. Damage O3D6. Got it. There you go.

OK, so I'm rolling again. Damage again. You meet his health and he is bloodied on the floor, unconscious. It would take someone to help him for him to continue living, but he'll be dead in about 10 minutes. I turn to the other two guys. Who's next? Do you want to try and intimidate them to run away? Yeah. Oh yeah, definitely. Roll for it. Is this persuasion? Is intimidation 1. You can do. You can do. You can. Roll personal grooming. Sorry, no. You could roll.

I could do performance. Can I do performance? Totally. Yeah, Yeah, yeah. You muster up all of your. 20. Fucking 6. You've watched, you've watched bomb crews do this. I've done this. I've said this. Line I've. Been in this exact position. But you guys put their hands up. We we don't want any trouble, man. We do. You want to try? Sorry, we just fucking and they walk past Jeb, we're going to like and they run away.

And don't come back unless you have information about my friend Norman. Oh shit dude, I've saved my ass. No worries, I. You guys can have the robot man You, you guys are good. I get a hand, yeah, and pick him up. You. You help him up, and he stands up next to you. Jeb, you. You. This is your spot now, man. I'll look somewhere else. Hey, no problem. Gentlemen's agreement. Right. And there's a bot in the corner that's cornered. If you break it, you will get

some stuff for the punk. It's all you, Jeb. I appreciate that. Hey, God's sake, I, I, I always thought that, you know, all that fighting stuff in the movies, I always thought it was choreographed. But man, you you seem to be doing just fine with the improv fighting. Well, you learn a thing or two for real if you do it long enough. Fair enough. And Jeb takes out his combat shovel and like. Bro, combat shovel. Yeah yeah, the bloody thing explodes.

You gained A crit and you get because you're on a crit, you get the Max from the robot, which is 3 rolls. You get 2 cards. So you get a total of three items from this area. Oops. So I I click on the the cards. Yes. So you've got 2 items there. Do you see them? I do one says metal cage launcher. OK sick. This is the mechanism built into the back and as an action a passenger can launch a jagged metal bouncing cage of spikes using the heavy weapon skill and

then it does that. Another one is junk. Well, won't need this. Throws the junk away. You going to throw the junk away? We can sell it. We can sell it. We can sell. It I. Think, but it's junk. This entire place is filled with literally junk. That's. True, that's a good point. Well, definitely going to keep a hold of this one though. You actually find 2 junk. And we won't need this one either. He throws it behind his head. But this metal cage launcher?

I've got a feeling that Teensy is going to love this one. To me it all looks like junk. I would have said bring the junk back to the the ship and give it to Teensy. She might know what to do with it. But you know, I, you know, what am I? What am I? I don't know. I'm not going to carry it. I'm no junk expert either. Well, probably we should head back, although we didn't get any information. Yeah, well, you know, he got away. I bet we'll get our revenge

later. Wait, hold on, I think I might have a tracking skill. Next time on no latency side quest. Oh, whoa, whoa, look, I got you a smaller one of these you. Ever heard of a tumbleweed? Is there anything she can't? Do Jeff ran after him? That's my team. Sure, he's gonna get justice. I'm awake. Ain't shot, get him in the kneecaps. Nice shot. Let's. Go. Where's that bird jab? I'm bringing out my gun. Yeah, you have revenge. I would also like to be on Team Revenge. Team revenge all.

Right, we're going on team revenge. We can just take a bunch of the junk and like try to like plug the hole. I'm gonna kill him with you. Yeah, I can fix these. Let's go. Revenge. Let's go. We're losing daylight. Let's. Go Who is this? It's Team C. Open fire. Oh, we're just shooting. Welcome to Cyberpunk, we got all kinds of skills. I, I don't, I don't know what's happening Soft. Is that a? Bottle in your pocket. You're just happy to see me. Oh.

I also have 10. I didn't only drive, I did a lot of stunts, OK, and some of it was green screened. Team Revenge is probably driving. Perfect. All right, be really careful with this button. This button don't do that. Thank you listener once again for joining us here at No Latency. Don't forget to check out all of our socials links available in the podcast description. Check out our website at nolatencypodcast.com. And if you'd like to support us further, we have a Patreon.

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