Hello listener and welcome to Part 2 of No Latency Live at San Diego Comic Con 2024. The crew are on the bullet train and are ready to try and complete their mission before it leaves the city and goes faster than sound to Texas with our special guests Lamar, the Con Guy, Diane, Hutton, and Utame. Hopefully the crew can get what they need and get off safely. Huge thank you to our patrons for helping us get to Comic Con 2024 and a massive thank you to you for listening or watching on
our YouTube channel. Without further ado, shall we continue last time on No Latency Live, San Diego Comic Con 2024. Yes, you invited us to this lovely bar. Don't mind. Me. This one has to be at least 12 years old. Thank you, I had the weirdest night. Nice to meet you. What are? They all doing Nitro and Devin. My name is Vivi. I am a doctor. She's really good. Hi, I'm Tansy. I'm her bestie. I'm done. I'm just red drill professional
porta potti chipper over. Awesome, you sent Jeb to get you pizza, Vivi. Get off train before it leaves Night City. Oh, so train, yeah. I get them the product. Have I found any unattended bags I could exactly insert myself? Into It's a Santa vision. Very useful, it makes you go like super fast zoomies. I I can't express this more. As much as I love you, you have a. Done. I don't have a, but Todd. OK, All right. OK. Anyway. We're going. To find the batteries for this
somewhere, it's. Fine, I'm assuming the secure cart is secure. The the secure booth at the end of this is now not being manned. This guy has headed to the dining cart to guard it because he's been told by. Just going to do a quick sweep of the rest of the train car to make sure no one else is paying attention to us. It's economy. I'd say 80% of people in here are asleep, about 10% of them are on their own.
Chiron There isn't in there isn't in flight entertainment, in economy, and so the rest of them are either staring at the window or furiously eating. Oh, perfect. I, I just, I, I don't hang around these people very often, so I just want to make sure no one's like looking at me to steal my stuff or anything like that. There was. One guy looking at you. I'll I'll just stare him down for Devin. I understand intimidating. That works good for me. Very good. I'll slip into that.
Thank you. You're so welcome. How do you get used to talking to others? Oh, it's mostly through practice. My assistants have in the past been like those people and they they've exposed me to other parts of the world. And now I run with this crew and I've kind of lowered, haven't I? Far be it from me to be offensive, but if you need a reference to a great therapist I have one help me go through mini burnouts I've had in my career. I I appreciate that.
I will actually take that card. Thank you. And you have this conversation as you walk into the dining car. And the dining car is pretty nice. It's the only place that economy and VIP guests can converge in a normal space. If you do not have AVIP ticket, you cannot pass this car without doing something. There's a bar in here. There's one bathroom unit. There's an actual bar area near the front of the car and a few booths at the back. Each booth sits 6 people, as you
can see. And I'm going to send it to you right now. I know. Neither is. How much would a bottle of mid tier vodka cost for a bottle? 82 eddies. Damn, that's. Expensive. It's fairly expensive, but I'll offer the 82 really quick and say thank you very. Before, that's how we roll. Yeah, of a big celebration of yeah things. Yeah, Yes. Yeah, you buy a handle of what was it, vodka. Yeah, mid mid tier vodka. Gino's. Yes, Yeah. See, you haven't fallen that far.
I'm very. I I have heard good things about Gino. I don't drink personally. It's fine. Neither do I I will send through a agent. This has chemical properties which might be useful later. I see. Very good, I see. Why don't I get the Genos? We're not talking to you. You notice that there is a bubble tea machine. Bubble tea like Bubble the Bubble Cafe. They have they. Wow, guys, there's a they're expanding. I'm I invest in a company that makes bubble tea.
So I'm kind of an kind of an exec myself, you know, I'm working my way. So you're a doctor and an entrepreneur? Yes, OK. I. See yes. And look different. They now have vending machines on the train. You did that VV. I did. I'm gonna get some bubble tea. Do you want drugs in it? Yeah. All right. You you go and get bubble tea and there's a little sign that says no drugs. Winking emoji. Barman's like, yeah, OK. Barman's like cleaning a glass. Wait, is it in the boba itself?
We'll. Get to that. In the Boba, we'll get to that look and they're cleaning just a glass, no big deal. They're at the bar BB. You walk up to the bar. It's nice. This bar is nice. It is a nice bar. It's a little grotty on the left, but the closer you get to VIP it actually gets kind of nicer, like a gradient of of dirt. Like Los Angeles. Hello. Hey. How are you? Good. I would like to order a bubble tea, please. A bubble tea? Yes.
OK, that's fine. We have vanilla blue, which is a flavour now and I know all the flavours. It's fine. Oh shit. OK, cool. You know what? I never get blue. Let's try blue. OK. And is that all that you want? Yes. That's all that I want. OK. All right. It would be awful if I put some drugs in there. I'm sad at this. Am I doing this right? No, absolutely not. Not on the train. Of course not. Of course not. Do you want? Drugs. Yes, please. What kind? Of drugs. Do you want some boost?
Please? You got some boost you want. I'll put boost in it. Yes, OK, that couples the duck, you know that? That's fine, cool, great. And like as this person is terrible at being like stealthy, they crack the can open and just pour it. Oh also, is there a smoking area on this train? Yes, it's at the end of every car. Ah, thank you. After the walls please. I see. Yes, thank you. Actually, do you have a lighter by chance? I do. You do perfect.
I'm I don't recommend smoking, but I do as a medical professional. That is my advice. They need a message. They put a cigarette in your. Mouth. I don't. Need a message that could be used with said chemicals my brother mentioned earlier. Yes, yes. So how much how many eddies is this? What? What are they charging for? For bubble tea on on the train. On the train, there's a bit of an upcharge. It's 35 eddies. Yeah. Yeah, with the drugs.
Yeah, that makes sense. All right, I'll, I'll give them 35 eddies and a tip, 'cause he was. Do you take a sip? Yes. Rollers is torture drugs. Oh, God. All right. And I knew what I signed up for. Roll the 13. Roll the 13. Not great. That's not great. Oh, no, you. Yeah, no, you're fine. It's yeah. So until the end of this effect, your intelligence goes up by two. Oh, hey, OK, never mind. I take back what I said. Look. I know what I'm doing.
Some people had to go to school, others do drugs. It got me through Trauma Team, I got to tell you. I know a great therapist. Oh, do you? Oh, hi. Hi. I was not talking to you. OK, Very good. Until they went, sorry Iona, they weren't talking to me. He's just that way. OK, Yeah. Does everyone on the lower side know you? No, this is my oh, sorry. We met, I opened the door for you at the car. It's OK. Oh, no, you. Oh, I'm so. Sorry execs, no assistants all the.
Time I'm used to it. I have hearing. I haven't gotten the cybernecks for hearing. I have a robotic leg. You do. Yeah, it's cool look, I can change the colours and it just. Flashes through different rings. That is a useful use of your money. It wasn't mine Biotechnical. Paper. It was biotechnical. No, that was a useful use of very money. Yeah. Oh. Yes. So what is this insurance package that allows people to get the cybernetics?
Well, they lost their leg in a corporate accident and so we paid for the leg and it might not. That's why they're expensive. Fully under insurance, but Biotechnica did cover at all. I mean, we cover, we cover dental, we don't cover all that. Don't don't get too you said that's all OK. It's rare these days. Who needs teeth anyway? Cool, you have your teeth, you have a stick. That needs a battery. You have a bag with a person in it. Stop storing. What? No, Teeti's gone. Teeti's gone.
Gone. Oh, it's gone. Oh no, whose back is this? I'm so sorry. Sir, and you have a bottle. I do have a bottle, hopefully for celebrations. So who's moving on to the next car? Yes, yes, shall we? Everyone should be able to. Yeah, everyone who's moving on to the next car should have AVIP ticket Retro still working on the computer. So you head into VIP. VIP is nice listen to. It better be for these prices. The amenities beautiful. Oh yeah, that's right.
It's not boba, by the way. It is bubble tea. There's a difference. All right, So here in the VIP section, there is a small section of your basic VIP seats. They sit the same way as the train. Each one has its own screen that connects to the garden. You get free Wi-Fi, unlike lots of Comic Con kidding. It's fun. There are two bathrooms and instead of having three stores, they have two, so everyone has a bit more space for when they poop. Then there are a bunch of booths.
There are 6 booths, ABCDEF. And then there's a security at the very end, the security at the beginning and what looks like to your eyes, Nitro A Brig A. Brig The. Train Brig. And people act up on the on the bullet train, they got to throw them in the brake. Well, you have to put the help somewhere. And you guys find your seats and settle. And while you do that, should we go back to retro or should we stay in the VIP?
Let's see what. Retro's Yeah, Let's see what Retro's up to. Retro You're standing in front of the computer in the staff car, smoking it. You're smoking inside. It you said I could smoke at the edges. Roastel, You're not in the edges, you're inside a tiny box. You said no one else is watching. True. That is true. You did say that, not. Watching, but they could be smelling. 23, yeah. You're fine. No, it's media. Cigarettes don't smell. And besides, I have confidence
they're not going. To roll, roll electronic security tech or anything else if you feel spicy. Oh, I got a 39, but I got a one. You got a 39 and a one? What? So characters in the show have been running for a few years. We've been playing since late 2020. Yeah, so I'd episodes in March of 2021, these guys are high. My DVS are high to compensate for that. And obviously I'm aware that you don't have that same thing, but rule of thumb on. On their latest is. If you roll the one, it's a
crit. It's a crit fail no matter what, so the computer shocks you for 12. Damage holdings. Wow. Well, yeah, what happened is, is that I accidentally dropped part of the ash of my joint into the keyboard and I ended up getting sticky keys and then I got I got stuck in that. So. Fixing the cameras is just going to take longer. But also Jeb called. Oh damn. Cool, Go go.
Jeb Howdy got your voice smile. Listen, you know y'all sound like you're bit in the thick of it, but I am going to need to know where y'all are so I can come in for backup or extraction. Well, hey, put your blinker on, you son of A. Who wants to roll for Jed? You got dice. I got dice. We have dice. We got dice. Come here. Yay, roll me. A Detent. Romeo D10. Roll D10D10 dice. It's gonna you get. It casually 6/6 that is. That's.
A success I Gen. genuinely Spoon and I recorded set for a success, failed crit failed crit success for every one of these. Howdy, returned your call here. Good news didn't crash heading your way and so far, pizza still warm for now. Is that continues to be on his way and didn't break the van Genuinely that could have messed and stuff up. So thank you very much for. I was hoping the fail would be the pizza is gone, the. Pizza flies into his face and he
crashes the car. I mean, if it had pineapple on it, we don't want that. Yeah, no, there's been an upgrade. Me too actually. Weird. Anyway, so you have a shock to yourself. That is the penalty for that. Do you want to try again? Yes, I would like to try again, please. All right, 30 this time no one.
No one. So yes, you hack into the camera system and for the next, yeah, for the next, I'd say 50 minutes, which is the rest of this panel, the cameras in the safe car and VIP, pardon me, are looping but nowhere else. OK. With that, can I also tell if there's anything else I can do aside from the cameras inside of this particular room? Is there more like?
If if you roll me one more check, I can tell you one thing about the safe car I. Was wondering if there was any other security check in there I could. Get Yeah, that's. What? Hey Romy, Romy, how's the camera thing coming? Oh, camera things going great. I recorded everything for the last five seconds on a loop. I'll let Dennis Hopper so we can we'll we'll be good, OK. And oh, man, I got 38.
What do you think of that? Iona 30. 8 Is there a way for you to keep an A watch on the cameras for anybody coming from different cars similar? I mean, I can just go ahead and just stream it directly to at least our comps since we have our tiles that we can have go to. That's exactly what I wanted. You just need to make sure you have you're in a car that has Wi-Fi, otherwise I can't send it to you. Oh. VIP of. Course the VIP. All right. With the 38 year. Old. Yes, that is fine.
Oh. Then you said there was going to be some other security stuff I could. Get there. Yeah, Yeah. You rolled 38. Everything you said is OK. And then you discover that the safe car can only be opened from the outside. The train. Of the train. The safe car The safe in the safe car can only be opened from the outside. You'll figure it out. Oh no. That, that, that. OK, OK, that's fine. You can get, you can get it to the outside of the train while
it's currently in motion, right? Yeah, but what what about you guys? On that computer. Are they able to communicate to me at all? Yeah, you can. You can hear this whole conversation. OK, but I'm not in the safe car yet, right? I'm you said I was stuck in. The safe car by now. Oh, OK, because you said I was outside dining. Yeah. So you shoot. You shoot in your case right underneath dining, right through to the safe car, and you're now underneath the safe in there. OK.
I would also during the rest of my other time working, try to see if I can get any of the of the staff communications, hopefully security as well. OK, continue to work. Good. Now, Iona back in the VIP car. Meanwhile, in the hall of Meanwhile. Meanwhile, where there's Wi-Fi a. Lot of meanwhile on the show because we've had some people split the party during some of our adventures. Any legume we are here in VIP and Iona. You recognize a vocal tone in this room?
Hello, how are you? Darling, hello. Come on me here. Oh, collector. Hello. Hi, how are you? Lovely. To see you, brace yourself. Are you headed to Texas? Yes. And then I'm going to get back on and zoom right back. Oh, just a little vacation. Yes, wonderful. I know there's nothing to do in Texas. No, I know, but I like the train. It is a nice train. I'm a. Centric British man with unbelievable amounts of money. So I just thought I'd sit on a train for a few hours.
I love that. Fancy seating you here by literally look, I have a booth come in. Oh, thank you. Oh, this is this is Devin. Hello. And his assistant Slash. Yes. Yes, don't get too used to that. Hello, I'm the collector, I'm rich and fun. Nice to meet you. Yes, yes. Always lovely. Collector. Yes, darling. You know, we're all whenever we meet you, we're up to something. Are you guys doing a heist? Well, don't say it so loud are. You guys doing a heist? We would never. Oh.
That's a yes. How far good? Right, well, you know what I'm going to ask. No, I don't. It's a surprise every time. Can I join in? Sure we do. We need a distraction or someone to pull security out of the area in which we need to get through because. It's got to lower our cut and see. I no no like that. The collector doesn't need any money, sorry. I don't think you heard me. I'm richer than God. But you could be even richer,
no? No, stopping to take money from you would cost me. I don't need your money, darling. There's a certain level where they just get bored. Fair enough that that's that's the collector all. Right, yes, I've accepted much lunacy today. Why not another one? Let's go woo. I'm just, what did I say the right thing? Sorry. Let me do that again. Let's go. Oh woo. Ha ha. My head. Like Phoebe's gun, you know, woo woo, Bang Bang what? Wait, I I wasn't aware.
Wait, I have a gun that goes oh woo. Yes, I have a very cute and adorable gun. It is a San Ru hello cutie ultra Kate pistol and it's cute. I believe the kids say it's slaps, yes. So just in case that's it is also a good distraction, so keep that in mind. Do we do they make so do they make batons with the woo sounds or you wouldn't be paying someone to. Get the header what are? You. What are you doing? On. I'll reach out to danger.
You're going to go to Texas? We've only got Texas 40 minutes before we leave the city. What? No. No, we are not going. No, we are not leaving. Night City. Oh, you jumping? How novel we're. How fast do bullet trains go? I don't know. I'm the collector. 145 miles an hour. Pretty fast. You'd have to have a really good driver to catch you. Where's Jen? Getting pizza. Oh yes, right. Real pizza. He's got Oh yes, that's.
Right. He's rich, Not as rich as me, but yes, I didn't actually process this that we were going to have to jump from a train. We're going to have to jump from a train. I'm. Scared. You guys haven't done it before. I mean you. Have. What? Why is this such a surprise? Because I jumped. Off a building before I mean police. What does the Police Department have you do? What are you doing? Are you, are you, are you killing a person? Are we, are we derailing the train?
In that case, I should get off as well. And what do you? What do you what? What's what? We're we're grabbing something from the safe car. That's it. Oh oh, from one of the Skilkets safes, the three safes that are in there. There are there are three safes 3. Safes, yes. If you're very rich, you get to have one. Everyone else's stuff gets kept in the ground. Like if you put a bag in that machine, it'll appear on in the ground underneath the safe car. We may have heard of something
like this. Yes. Did you did you check a bag? Yes. We did. We did. I can't. I can't go on a holiday without checking a bag. Too much work. Sometimes I just ship a crate. On your vacation on. My vacation yes collector I shipped a car yesterday. Can you get us in the safe car like do you I mean you got you probably do you have a safe in there? I mean, I know some people who who using the safes. I did some socializing when I went to the bar. Maybe I don't have a safe ticket.
I only have my bag ticket and I can only get that back when we get to yes. Yes, interestingly enough I did check in a bag and unfortunately I left something very important I needed to do while on the train in my bag. Oh yes, and I need to retrieve it really quick. Oh yeah, no, security isn't going to like, like to do that. I think you'll probably have to do like clandestine things to
get. That but but I mean since you know all the people and have all the connections per chance, you might be able to get us in as the young ones say. Right, quite. I don't think that's how that worked, but yes. So there are there are three saves and three people who all have a key. There's Diana over there, very nice. Diana Elias, lovely, lovely person. There's Joy. Sorry, Jay Moray, they they not so great. And then there's Ross. Is it Ross? No, it's Eddie.
Eddie core. Lovely man, bit of a penis works in like cybernetics. So does GA Banana dozen. She works in organics. OK. And would you say that they are on the up and up or they do clandestine operations? You go to darling. Are you sure about that? I'm going to contact a pal at the NCPD for every single name. I want to get the dirt and see if anybody has anything interesting on their records. Go for it. Can can we say? I feel like this might be a stretch but.
Criminology, perhaps? That's brilliant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That, that lands perfectly. Do it. 2020. Yes, there isn't a lot on these three. They're pretty clean. The one that isn't is Eddie. Eddie's. Eddie's been a bad boy, Yeah. He's got drunk at parties, he's got into some fights, that kind of stuff. And there are three different bars in Night City, which he has very large, outstanding tabs on. No, because he doesn't have the money. Just because he's a Dick?
I think I can use that. I think that's our area of expertise is to use dirt. Go on. With that, now that I know that Eddie has some dirt, I'll be I'll be right back. I'm going to walk over to Eddie. I'm going to put the handle of vodka right in front of him. Just going to sit down and goes Hello Eddie, nice to meet you. My name is Devin. I am from 24 Eve Distribution. Right, I know. Right. Very good. I like logo, the star thing, it is nice. That's.
Very beautiful. Also tattoo like lighting you have light tattoo. I do. I like to be fancy every once in a while. I also hear that you like to be fancy. Everyone. Oh yes, I like to get how do they say the effed up? Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, you do. Here's the thing, Eddie. I'm going to cut right to the chase. So you have several outstanding balances in various bars that have seen your face and many things.
And you have tarnish your name. Here's the thing, we at 24 delivery and willing to not only pay to get rid of that because we have insights, but we also would like to establish a working relationship with you and maybe get your company to deliver through our company instead. The only thing I need is I need to get into that safe room because that's where my contracts are. And if you can get me into that room to get my contracts, we can sign on the dotted line. Your our issues go away.
Our relationship begins. You'll know this is excellent. 16. I will rule as well. I am. I'm interested, you know. Oh, no, that doesn't look good. We're all 28. These are all the correct. Can I help? Yeah, go ahead, Go ahead please, because my alternative might in the fair batch. Can I? If and if you fail, there's a consequence.
Can I at the time, because I'm hoping that I'm able, since I have cameras, potentially have the sound system of the car, go ahead and just start playing some kind of music that would probably be pretty popular in the bars that they got kicked out of. Hopefully, maybe we're leaving some of the tension. Sure on that 21. Yes, the music is enough of a distraction. You, you. He's kind of angry at you. He's not happy. And he goes to reach the bottle.
So I grab it like a baton and the music starts. He goes, oh, I like this tune, I like this. I am. I'm OK for distribution. Yes. I do not need. If you want to help me with that, I can help. I will. I will owe you. I pay people back eventually. I'll take it, but I will. But I still need to get the contract in the safe car. They do not like it when we go in car. You able to distract card? What did he say? Are you able to distract card? Oh. Absolutely yes. That's.
Something for me to take care. Of no, I like glasses, they are cool. Yours are useless in sun you go right through. Why? Yes, but they make me feel more secure. OK, you know what make me feel secure? He pulls out a big gun. This. You know what makes me feel the same? But we all have guns, yeah. I'll help the tall that it does
not help. Battery, I tell you what while you guys go with me we go to safe car to get there you and me we are we're best friends now yes we're best friends right here we're best friends we go we party we. Respect the fashion our. Problem with the music playing is that everyone now see us go to safe car together. Let's go. Yes. You ready? Are you ready? That is the real question. OK, so you head off into the safe car with this very weird European.
Who has good taste in fashion? And Vivi and Iona and Vendel are standing in the VIP car, kind of confused. When we pass walk past you, my face goes I. Don't know what he locks. My glasses and good luck. Jeb calls again. Call Jeb, dude. Howdy, just got your voicemail. Sorry about that. Listen, looks like the fastest way from me to you is through an open air market here. So just going to buckle in the pizza. I wish we luck. I'll call you on the other side. Oh.
Dear, what's the roll for Jeff? We need another roll for Jeff. Roll. Roll for Jeff. Roll for Jeff. Roll for Jeff. Roll for Jeff. Terrible. That's correct. Howdy, just returned your call here. Great news. Turns out that the open air market was actually pretty empty today. I guess it was a holiday or something. Just cruise right on through. Pick up some oregano on the way. Nice. Better pizza now. Crazy. Yeah, I. Knew it was going to be better pizza. I knew it.
Good stuff. All right, so Iona and VB, do you want to? The. Maybe tell Jeff. That he needs to do Jeb ring ring Jeb, you you have to meet us at the train point where it ends in the city before it gets into the Badlands, because then we can't stop. So I need you to like furiously and fastly Dr. along the train, and we will, I suppose, hop out somehow. But. Yeah, also, there's six of us, Jeb, so you're going to have to catch all six of us. So good luck.
Drive. Well, you send him a voicemail because it doesn't pick up. Because Jeb's on his honeymoon. Quite genuinely. Spoon, we hope you're having a great time on your honeymoon. Yeah. Collector. Yes, I'm still here. That's right. Could you tell me about the three saves? Oh yes? Well they're designed to only really open at the location as one of the safety features. I believe you can accidentally quite easily if you're trying to open one, open the mall, which
could be a problem. And the more you open, the more likely the alarm will go off with design. So we better get it right the first time, yes? Yes, yes, yes. Do you know? 2nd and then run really quickly. Do you know how to accidentally open all three of them? Is there like some like there's no, no, this is just, you know, part of the marketing material They, they, it's like solidarity, security, etcetera, etcetera. One person loses their goods. We all lose our goods, comrade. Yes.
Well, I mean, it's more because the insurance plan for all three safes is 1. So yeah, I believe the stuff in them is quite expensive and dangerous. That's probably what we're looking for is in one of those safes. Oh. Right. Oh, right. Yeah. Yes. Do you Do you know which safe belongs to which person in this room? I actually do. I have so many questions I don't. Know it's fine that that's literally why I'm here.
I am the information dump MPC. OK, Eddie's safe is safe #3 Jay's safe is safe #2 and Diana has safe #1 which is a British way of saying one. Do we know? Maybe we can see which one of them has the Sandeva stem. Yeah. If you had to guess which one I should stop pointing at these people, if you had to guess which one of these VIPs would have that, who would it be? Is there any sort of educated, perceptive guess I could? All right, What do you got for me?
What are you going to roll I human perception? I was thinking 1414 not a lot. You you do recognise that Eddie is walking off with those guys and you see that he's got a safe key in his other hand. You know, maybe it's that Eddie guy. He seemed pretty like intense. So maybe he maybe they got the lucky person and they'll get what we need. And you guys, you're gonna like guard the VIP car? Yeah, I think we'll.
Just, oh, here, I mean with the air hang out with the collector, the air conditioning and the Wi-Fi and the the free drinks, Yeah. Yeah, Meanwhile, in the safe car. Oh no, TC, You start opening this up and the moment you pop your head up, you see you're surrounded by boxes. There's some straps above you that keep the boxes down. You wouldn't have too much trouble getting out of them, but if you do it badly you will like
sprain an ankle or something. And as you pop your head up above these straps, you look at the front door and there's no panel on the inside. I'm going to look for a new fresh clothes well. First session. That's funny. That was the correct sentence. Yes, 19. Yes, you find you find one of the VIP marked bags that has clothes that fit you. Wow. Including a baseball cap for a 11 year old. Yes, that says I'm my mother's favorite. Yes, I wear it.
See, I was right, child. And now, now that you're like up inside, roll me and something so that you don't have yourself getting out of those straps. OK. Be creative, whatever. You want? Let's do evasion. That works for me. Evade those straps. Oh oh. No, it was OK 9/9. That's a simple task doing. Yeah. So according to this I've got tables and things you pass. Yay. 9 is 9 is a simple task. Oh, wait, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. It's a. It's a one. I think that's imploding. Sorry, yeah.
You take 3 damage. OK, Ouch. Strangled a little bit. Those cartoons, it's. Really, the one thing you're really happy about is no one saw it because it was. It's so embarrassing. It's like watching a cat try and climb back onto a very, very thin wooden pole. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And you turn around and there are these 3 safes at the end of the car and they've each got a
little screen on the underside. Now I'd like to point out no one has said anything to you via radio, So what are you going to do? 14C. I guess I'm going to just keep looking for any sort of hatch or panel, anything like not necessarily at the door, but just anything. In front of each safe there's a little panel you could do some tech stuff on. OK obviously they're they're 3 doors. They look like lockers from high school but with like heavier locks. OK, is there any way I can?
Well let me just check my I do have a lock picking set. There's no way for me to like, make an X-ray machine, is there? Look if you can roll a crit. Then yes. OK, well then let's let's try. That worth a shot? The the the the electronics and security or. Whatever your highest. Is what I call. It cybertech would that. Basic tech. Basic tech and electronics are the same, so 28. That's. Not bad. Oh, wait. It's a 10. Yeah, you rolled. You actually rolled Oh.
My gosh. I'm not used to using the app instead of real nice so. How this is funny? Crazy human builds an. X-ray machine out of other people. Through everyone, through the radio, you just get tinsy saying I made an X-ray machine. And I'm my momma's favorite, which is kind of sad because I don't have parents. Now I understand. So now you start scanning these things. The metal is pretty thick, so you get kind of 1/2 image.
But what you do notice is that one of them kind of has a bunch of boxes in it. Like little round boxes look like boxes that you put butter in. One of them has a bunch of like squiggly cables that won't stop moving and the other one is what looks like to be some kind of spinal implant. And I know that's what we want, OK. That last one in three is a spinal implant. And that was, that was Eddie's. That's the yes, that's Eddie. 'S one. Of course it. Is hey Teensy, how's it going in
there? I hear you saying you made an X-ray machine. Yeah, I made an X-ray machine and I think I found it. It's in the third one. It's in the third one. OK, The third one belongs to Eddie. Oh, by the way, Teensy, our two exec friends made a friend with one of the rich people that has that third safe, and they're on their way there. Oh. How much time do I have? Probably not long. They're walking in. They're. They're on their way now.
You start hearing the door beep and you're like standing there. As you can see. It is a big open glass all over it, right? You're standing there in the middle in front of the safe holding an X-ray machine. What are you going to do? I toss the X-ray machine behind me. Oh my God. And then are you going to hide? Yes. And also roll something to make sure that you don't cause some kind of horrible accident by throwing an X machine X-ray machine behind your head. Like like just like.
Oh, OK, so not not like Oh no, no like a like. A like a All right. Cool. Yeah, like a So wait, I'm rolling. So roll stealth twice to see if you can hide the the action machine and then yourself. Oh dear. OK. In that order stuff. OK, 16 and 14. All right, you hide the X-ray machine, but you basically put it in the only space that you probably could hide behind a box. So you're now just sort of standing there wearing that hat and the the door Pistons open and this.
Big. European dude holding a safe key and a was it 1/5? Yeah. Above fifth, Yeah. 1/5 of vodka in a big bottle walks in. I start crying and calling for my mom. You know what these trains these days? Multi children. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Eddie. Eddie, calm down. What Don't leave quite yet. But why is their childhood safeguard that is not safe.
That is not safe. Trained staff they are they are not doing their job properly and I I already saw somebody took a break left their post earlier and one of the I'm I'm gonna take care of this child. Let me, let me take this child security. We also need to make sure there was not a bigger degree. Eddie, can you do me a favor? You said security, right? I did. This you just here running? I'm here. Hi, I'm Tim. Tim. Tim. Tim. Tim, sweetheart. Tim.
What last? Name. My last name is not Sweetheart. Well, you know, it could be Sweeney. Sweeney or or Tim. Tommy Boy my. Last name is Tam. OK, Tim, listen, what did we talk about? My mom's like my mom's, both of them. They really like chocolate. Oh, this is going to be difficult. All right, so, So listen here. Remember I told you about how we're doing a special thing and we're looking for special people, but those people have to follow orders, OK? And where were you supposed to
be? The new post. You said security, so it came running. No, no, no, no, no, no. I said that. I said. I said a word similar to security. It sounded like security, but I didn't ask for. You do you want me to go? You yes, please go back to your post immediately, but also to take this child with you, OK, he's looking for. OK, one second. Their parent and VIP. Lost child, please do not worry, I will take. You no, no, no, no, pass, pass that over.
Actually, Tim, I have a colleague named Iona. They have a lovely orphanage program. They are right in the VIP. Can you please take your child to them for now? OK. Thank you. 21. Hey. OK, tiny child, I will find your mother's favorite with me. You're doing a, you're doing a great job, Tim. You're crying. I would appreciate it. Great job, Tim. I have an internal agent so I will send a quick message to Iona and go. The tiny child is the TT. Tiny tiny, tiny tiny teens.
Oh yes, TTTT. Also, it's about to go down. Be ready to move in probably 10 minutes. 10 minutes all. Right, I would also write to you guys. The Saint Evanston is in this in his safe, FYI. With that said, Eddie, yes, I really want to take you home tonight, but first I need to make sure. With the security issues happening, I think it's probably best if you confirm that nothing's been tampered with. OK. Very good. So can you go? Ahead I will go over to SAFE.
Hey Devine, do you remember that really old movie? Hey guys, Eddie rolled A2. It's not a crit fail but he's not very good and he goes to open the safe, fumbles it, all three open. The sound division pops out, falls on the ground, first one opens and out, falls out. Just a bunch of like metal samples it looks like. Pretty boring. The middle 1 though cracks open and it's full of cyber snakes and they start to chase. You run snakes on a train. There are snakes on this fucking
train. Tired of all these mother? Freaky snakes of his mother freak. That was the one F word that began. And during this chaos, as you're running out of the safe car VB, you're holding the sound of everyone roll evasion. And while that is happening, Chef cool. Hey, howdy. Just calling you back. Sorry, I just got to kick my all surprised here. Keep doing. Whoa. All right, I'm on my wife. Just heading through some traffic and I'll be right there. I'll be right there.
I swear to God. Teen C please roll for jab. OK, D10, please. Please please. 9. 09 Kelly. Hey. It's better than my role for my own evasion. Yeah. Audi got your voicemail, Sorry about that. Listen in a bit of traffic but shouldn't be too long now. I tend to always be able to beat the GPS time, so I'll be there soon. Jeff, he's on his way. Guys, it's go time. I got the sand. Evanston, it's time, It's time to go. You're being chased by cyber snakes. Who wrote what? What?
What is that 17? 17 you did. Grab it. All right. You get bit. Yes, Nitro gets bit 1317. I said. 1717, you're good. 17. You're good. You're not in there. Oh. Thank God. But wait, me. Yeah, BB, you're holding the Sander. Busy teen. Teen. Teen sees with me 17. 17 Yeah, you're good. I own it. Oh. No, no, you're in the other car. That's right. I have. To run out and now there are cyber snakes chasing you into VIP. Ayona, time to go. Time to go. Oh. Dear, what is that?
That is awful. Oh dear, I don't like the movement. Who programmed that? Is there a way I can like shut the doors? Roll for it. OK. There are our friends in there. No, like, oh, they don't. OK. Yeah. Just make sure behind. Them, I say we unleash them on the train. I'm sorry, that was a little dark. If if we can get off, I don't. 21. Oh. 21 Yeah. Yes, You managed to shut the door. The thing, Bibi, you notice is that Teensy is in pain.
They did roll badly on that. They have a sprained ankle. They are not moving fast. You're going to have to probably do something. Otherwise you may have to leave them to head. Yeah, no Teensy. Teensy, that looks bad. You're going to. We're going to have to pat your. You cannot jump off a train with that sprained ankle. I've got a grappling hook. All right, I'm going to try to. Actually. That might. Actually help, but I'm going to
try to like do a speed heal. Actually, I'm going to just let me just roll my paramedic here. 1919 yes, you can. You call 4 HP, which I think is more than the damage you got. Yes. Yeah. So you get some HP back. Your ankle is bound and now that will not affect your ability to get off the train. You head down to the bottom of the dining cart and Retro is now standing there and you see the snakes. But I got the door shut. Yeah, there's a window.
OK. Was I able to get a hold of any of the security systems such as like the radios or maybe even the fire suppression system? You got you managed to stop the radios, that's why there's no security chasing these people currently. And yes, you could if you wanted to control the fire suppression system, although that will not stop the train. I want to stop the train, but if I don't remember when train fire suppression comes from the
bottom, yeah. So I'd like to set that off at least at a low pace so that maybe stop the snakes. Interesting roll for it. The snakes are starting to pry open the door. Very strong, strong snakes. Should I roll for animal handling? Do. It real quick, my brother has the bottle handling right, right. We're going to throw that in the direction of snakes and then I'm going to pass me the lighter right now. Right now. I toss my really cool lighter whoosh to Nitro. Oh, snap.
You. Oh, yeah, All right, roll for it. Anything. Any. Would that be? What would that? Be you, use whatever the highest physical thing you got. Concentration next 19 Yes, you have to. Concentrate. You go in as. Cyberpunk Molotov as the door. Screeches. Into a huge ball of fire. You're old, high enough that the lighter flies back at you. When you catch it in a real way, like roll 19, you get a cool moment. This all bounces off the wall and then Vendel looks at you all and says run.
And you will run back through the train all the way to the very bottom. And there is Vanna White running along the side of the train and you can hear, I think this is Jeb. And you can hear Jeb. Come on guys, let's go. We don't got that for there. But that inside joke he had earlier was real funny, wasn't it? Anyway, let's go. He's waiting for you. Everybody jump. Oh God, it's time. It's time. Oh. God, my greatest years. Say something before we did the jump.
Do it during Remy's downtime while he was waiting for everybody else to go and take care. Of the work in. The staff room. Yep, kicking in the staff room for sure. Remy rated all of the blankets that were up there Dick, cut off all the seatbelts that were out there, Dick and made makeshift speed parachutes, kind of like the same you see for drag racers. So that way you could slow. Down well for it. Easy for it. Also, we have luck points everybody, so this may be a time
to use luck. If I have a grappling hook, can I use athletics and grappling hook and make it? You had an X-ray machine and a grappling hook. You can use you can use handgun to if your handgun is better, you can use handgun to get out of this. What what do you Oh, because it's a grappling hook. Use handgun to find. I just have a heavy pistol. I rolled a 30 you. Do have a grappling hook, so just fire the pistol on your sheet and then count that as the roll. Got it.
Yeah. I rolled A38 on stitching. Yes, you make parachutes for everyone. That is enough. Yeah. And you had time in there. Everyone's. Asleep. Oh, me and my well, I make a parachutes all the time. Yeah, it's a free time. Yes. You're all to 16. You're. All to 16? Yes. Yes. Good enough. All right. Is it time to jump? Yeah, it's time to jump. I don't have another recording of Jeb. No time like the. It's time. It's time to jump. Get in, get in. I'm putting lock points into this one.
Yes. Who's holding the sound division? Say it before you roll me. I hand it over to retro. All right? Oh, God, I hope that was the right choice. OK. That was the right choice. It was. The right choice. I I rolled A1, it went down to a zero, but I did put luck points and it wouldn't. So I would say I have I rolled A4, I put I rolled A4, I'm going to die. Hold on. I just Levy was the most worried about jumping from this train. Yep, it was nice knowing you guys. So who rolled what?
What'd you get, Nitro? If we're adding luck points, I'm I'm going to add that and it it goes up to 23. 23 Yes. You sail onto the top of Vander White and you enter through a hatch at the top, which is attached to a turret. 3 left points for Dirty 20. Dirty 20 Yes, you do the same. The side is open. You fly into the side and meet your sister in the back seat. I rolled A31 but with a crit sick so I would like to. Piggyback on Vandel.
No, no, I would. I would like to try and grab Vivi before she gets run over by. The valid OK so this. You've. Given you've used your crit to give VB a second chance, yes. As you jump ahead of VVVVV jumps missing and is grabbed by Iona Iona. You're now holding on to VV as you drive by the train and there are still two more people to jump off. Teensy would you roll isn't. That what I said before. What did I say before? No, but no, sorry. Yes, you did say that before.
So you take a grapple hook and you fly over VV watching her hang off the and retro. What did you roll? I only rolled 1 crit. I can't help. You. Oh. 19. The drama you lovely. Person. You 2 and now Iona, you are trying to pull VB back into the van as it's slowing down behind the bullet train and you're all off. You can see Tim in the window. No. We'll never forget you, Trevor. And then the collector in the VIP car being like, he's a little singed. Oh. No. Oh.
I missed the. Collector, what do you? Want for what? Oh, for poll? For polling to save. Me. I'm going to save you. I'm going to save you. I'm. Going to save you. You told me you were starting to do more pull ups so that should be helping. That's true. That's true. That's true. We got that installed in the bar right above it so you can do pull ups right there all. Right, I rolled A-16 for athletics. Yes, Yeah, yeah, that's enough.
15, when you get on to the van, you slick, you close the door and you can smell fresh pizza as you drive back towards the bar. And that is how they pull the Sandovision off the bullet train before it left the city. Well done. And that is it. Thank you so much, everyone. Outro music. Go outro music. I'm ready. Thank you so much for joining us today. We have new episodes every single Wednesday and have since March of 2021. We had guests this year, three at the end of the year.
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