Last time on no latency. Shanked him and I want to wheel back. In I think you should go in there and prep to start killing. Nice. That's bad Feng shui medica. It is. Thanks for the cover, Iona. I might ask you a third time, where's the back of your head going to see sunlight? My lapel. These toys are no longer fun to play with. You look like you smell bad. Now, what'd you think of that? Was that scary?
Are you going to do it now? So I want you to put your weapons down or we're going to blow this place. Up shoot the last scaver. Hey, Jeb, did you kill this guy under the helicopter? Oh yeah, I did. I did IF. You think I'm touching one of these dead bodies? You were wrong. Retro. Yeah, you have done amazing. I appreciate you. Oh, thank you. Just like doctor's orders. Yeah. I think it's doctor's orders. I mean, Rachel's going to go ahead and just follow doctor's orders.
I mean, you know, he's not a medical professional. Typically he's one to follow the advice of those that are the learned type, so. I am a learned doctor. They'll just reach in and just with one hand you'll see him pick all the stems and branches off and in the same hand, flicking around like a pencil, a pre rolled paper and just kind of roll it into a small thin joint all with one hand. Why? Why does this weed have branches? What? Yeah, what? Did you get like the the plant
itself here? They'll put it in the CD drive just to, you know, give it a little bit of stickiness for the saliva. You know, I, I don't think I've ever heard all this mumbo jumbo. You're saying. It's like a, it's like you're speaking a different language. What the hell you talking about? Well, you know, you got to process your weed first. You can't just smoke it right off the branch. You got to make sure you're
really only getting the leaves. Otherwise you're just, you know, really just wasting the time and most of the weed itself because now you're just going to burn it out for no reason. You know, those thumbs are not really going to catch fire. They don't have anything to it to actually give any kind of proportions for it. Uh huh. So are we going to get this whirly bird out of here? Or yeah, yeah. Are we driving it out of here or
are we flying it out of here? Listen, we both know that I'm a driving kind of guy, not a not a a flying kind of guy. Well, don't have a vehicle to transport the whirly bird. Right. So. So we're flying. So we're flying. Well. Two people. Oh right, it only fits two people. Right. All right, fine. I guess I'll fly it. Why are you flying? I'm the one with flying. I have a flying mod. And you just took a fat rip of that J. Yeah, if we were. If we were to put it in a
numerical value, what is your? What is your air vehicle value? Well, I'm now one to Lord over others with my sense of value, but if you must know. I'm the flying guy. I always have been the flying guy. I didn't take pilot classes for no reason. It's an 8. Fine. And eight. I might just seven how? Do you? Aren't those double XP points like you have to spend double to level up you? Do yes. Have so many points. I don't have a chip. Ah.
And Retro's not unzip with his jacket and underneath you'll see his NCPD flight suit with his. Burn it, burn it, EW. That gives a + 2 to your flying all. Right. Oh man. Well, oh, did you? Did you steal that from the NCPD? Oh yeah, yeah, as you can see, I'm a Warrant Officer 3. I didn't know we had so many pilots. Maybe we should invest in a helicopter to fly around Night City. Actually, that's not a bad idea. We used to have a flying vehicle. Oh, we did.
That's that's my do. You remember the one that the one we took to the space place and left behind. Yeah, we left it. Into. Space. I thought that was more of a space shuttle and less of a. No, no, that's the thing. We came down in Jeb, do you remember the vehicle that we flew to the Aerosac, the the Arasaka building, do you remember? And then? No. Do you not? Remember the? Aircraft. The aircraft. We had the flight vehicle. That we we brought to tuna to make it less.
We had a turret installed. Do you? Remember the thing that we stole from Arasaka before blowing up the building? OK, I do remember that we, we, we stole it off the roof and then we, we took it back down. We get it off the roof, Jeb. We flew it. It's it's, it's coming together. Well, no, Iona flew it because Retro didn't have this really dumb suit. Hey, does that mean that if Iona wore the flight suit that they'd have a nine? I mean. That's. I don't.
I don't know that it'll fit me. Oh no, it's the it's. Yeah, I don't want them stretching it out. It's it's one size fits. Oh, that's the whole. Point. Are you body shaming me just 'cause I'm curvaceous? Not I'm not. I just don't think you want. I have a massive rack and a dump truck. They look getting folks. Artists, get on it. Have you have you seen? The 3D render that a fan made of me, my massive rack in a dump truck forgot. About that. No, but. I love to post that in the
discord. We should repost it in the discord. Thank you, fan. That really did happen that. Really did happen. Really did happen. We would say it, but yeah. So does that mean does that does that give that bonus to anyone Metro? Yes, right. I mean, maybe it does, but regardless, I think either of you can fly it and I feel comfortable with that. I don't know who's riding shotgun. All right, I will let Iona borrow my flight suits, just if
I find one. If I find one stitch popped because your dump truck just backed up too far, I'm going to. I'm going to wait. OK. The retro is going to go ahead and just strip down in front of everybody all over it. Oh my. God, do my show. Why do you keep on? Why do you keep on getting naked? Please don't bend over. Oh. God. Stand there fully naked now,
smoking joint. Look, all right, I didn't want to give up my flight suit, but I kept getting badgered by everybody to go ahead and let you know the the Iona, the wrestling star here, my flight suit so they can fly better and like, what do you want me to do? This is my underoos. So like, come on, it's pretty much skin tight, yo. OK. Fendel closes the centre door in this room so that Retro can get changed in private. I'll just add it. It's OK. It's OK. Just just just take a second.
We just want to pop box everyone. That's that's why, right? Well now I'm no one who feels body shamed. I'm not, I'm not body shaming you if I don't want to see your asshole well. OK, well. You changed. Yeah. Right. So who's flying with Iona? Well, I I'm ready to get out of here. Deb, you want to fly with Iona? Yeah, I'll get out. Here, Jeb needs to drive the van. Oh, that's right, I gotta drive the van. Nope, that's my job. Oh, I gotta be a good drive for once.
I don't fly, I drive. I'll fly with Iona. I'm. Good. All right, all right, boss. Well, you fly the the gyrocopter and and I and I'll go with Jeb in retro. Sounds good. Shall we all meet at Tuna's? Absolutely got to give him the good news. Good. Hey, Jeb. Oh yeah. Hey, Jeb. Jeb, are we going to race? Well, I mean, I would say that it's just unfair considering that they're going to be up in the air with no traffic, but they've never won a blood race,
so I'd say it's pretty fair. Challenge accepted, I think. That's God damn right. Get on the radio, tell them that we're about to race. This is a race. They can hear us. Hey guys, this is a race. That's right. All right, race. So this who's who's riding with me? Phoebe, it's you and VV. All right, VV, Are you ready for this? I think so. Buckle up, Buttercup, somebody. Counts down. 5 4/3 2/1. Do do we wait for them to come out the garage? No. Go. Jesus Christ. Oh, it's stalled.
Jeb, you're giving you're, you're putting too much fluid into it. Oh, I. Have 11 and pilot air vehicle. I have 13 now brother, let's. Go. Go I have no levels, only mods. And you've got a reflex, and you have a reflex of seven. I do. I'm a very I'm a very fast Corbo. So VV you look at Iona and I only gives you this look because they put on this flight suit. Oh, base 13 now, yes. Yeah. So that's. Plus my plus 4 mod. Yeah, that's built into your thing right there.
Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, you've rolled. You've rolled it too but still managed to roll 17 so I know when you look inside the gyrocopter it feels really familiar. The suit engages with the navigation system so you can feel where you have to turn, which is how it gives you that bonus and you OfferUp a seat to VD to get inside are. Are you coming?
Yes. And there's this clunk as the door closes next to you in this little two seater gyrocopter which is facing the wrong way inside of the garage. And Iona rolled A-17 and that is literally a professional role on the DV table. And so, with an effortless spin, Iona and Vivi are thrown out of this garage. With A hairpin, backwards turn and Vivi, you feel the inertia pull you through the vehicle as you square up to the exit of this little lot in the industrial district.
Oh. I don't know, That felt incredible. It always feels incredible. I forget how feeling what what feeling was how how the air rushing beneath me feels. I didn't know that this was. A talent you had, Iona, that was impressive. And you hover out to the street to see Jeb finally finishing fixing a flat tire because he rolled a crit fail on drive land vehicle so. Yeah, God damn it.
All right, well. Jeb Retro and Vendel have lost their headway on you, and now you both start at the same time. All right, here we go. Try to do another drive lane vehicle. Yes. Can I get a pilot air vehicle please? I am go. Go, go, go, go. 678 all right, cool. So you rolled 20 Iona and your vehicle takes off into the sky. Your journey is easier. You literally get to fly as the Sloan flies, right.
So Jeb, on the other hand, knows some of the streets around this area like the back of his hat, knows the back of his hat. Very, very well. So he takes a a couple of turns through some back streets, takes an illegal left but nobody sees, and barrels down towards tuners. Now, because his journey is a lot harder, this next role is a minus, let's say -5 which is literally mid but -5 and whoever wins this next role gets to Tunas first. Can I put luck in it?
Yes. If you want to use luck on this, I do. I'm not. You know what? Fuck you. I'm putting in three luck. I'm putting in just one. Chad, that's a little fast, Chad. Don't you worry. Just buckle up and get ready for this jump. Oh Yep, here it comes. I jumped. Fuck. Retro. Hold on, hold on to. What I should probably put a three dog? Hell yeah. So that's what did you see? How much luck did you put in? 1. You put in three luck and you get +2 for the suit, so that's
plus 5 S, 13-5. It's 18. Yeah. As you as you take a little side route around a skyscraper, you see Jeb screech into the front of tuners as you hover in and land. I land a skid. Oh yeah, man, Jeb, you still got it. You still got it. And oh, here they come, all right, everyone out, everyone out. Pretend like you've been like waiting here for like a while, you know, like like 10-15 minutes, you know? Oh man, took you y'all long enough. I'm sorry, a a base 21?
Will probably be. The base 11 every time. Well, you know, it's kind of the only thing I'm good at, driving and shooting and a little bit of stealth. A little bit. Me a little bit well and dodging bullets sometimes. And dodging bullets, you know that that's kind of been, that's the kind of a new thing. And got to be honest, it's real fun. Real fun. Don't forget having an animal companion. That's true. I'm. I think I'm. Going well, good at having a dirty bird.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Now she ain't dirty. She just, she just kind of matted. She's got some, some, you know, matted feathers. You know, she's been around. It ain't. Dirty like that song. She ain't dirty. She just flies that way. That, yeah, I like that. That's just some come over. There. Oh, brilliant. Oh, that, that's great. Oh, they're not a scratch on it. Doesn't look like you rolled a crit fail at all. Oh, nice suit, NCPD.
Really. It's not really my style and I I, I take it off and I give it back to retro. No seams popped I. Just put it back on my back neck. Right. Well that's great. Well I I don't need to do any repairs or doesn't seem to anything wrong with it? Yeah. Tuna. Yes. This put a little bug in my ass here. Would you? Would you be willing to let me practice my flight skills every once in a while? Oh well, you want to borrow my gyrocopter? Yeah. Sure. I mean, do you mind like giving
me a rental fee or something? Can we work out? Sure. Yeah, we could do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think is fair? If you don't scratch it, I'll give you most of it back. Sure. What do you think about 150 eddies for the for about a two hour rental and then maybe? A little day. That's right. I trust you. Oh, great. Yeah. And then just the the 50 back for the deposit. Sure, Yeah, sure. That's fine. Yeah, that covers fuel in that. Well, fun. All right, That's great.
Flying more often, guys. You you, you brought it back in perfect condition and and the person getting out of the vehicle doesn't stink of weed. Holy shit. Retro bloody hell. Yeah, the only issue. Because he can't combobulate. What's the issue, Phoebe? Oh, I mean, the only issue is this shower captor only fits two of us. So if you're going to ever take somebody for a spin, it would just be one of us. Yeah, I mean, I guess. But that's OK.
Yeah. I mean, with enough time we probably could fashion some way of hanging off the sides, but I wouldn't say it was so. Be pretty cool though. I don't volunteer do. You have to have a really good pilot. Wing. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Brilliant. Well, considering that cowboy over here owed me like 4000 eddies, you know, with all that interest and stuff, I'm going to say we're square. All right. That's what I like to hear. It's always pleasure doing
business with you. Yeah, if you need a thing. But you, Jeb, you got a headlight out. Oh yeah. So when they said that that you broke their car, you they meant with your van, right? Good. But I love that you're taking care of this incredibly rare vehicle. Nice. Well, you know, you, you can't expect everything to be so, you know, driven perfectly. Sometimes you, sometimes you got to break a few eggs, make an omelet. You understand?
All right, so are you just going to leave it to look like shit and only have one headlight or would you like me to fix it? Well, you know, I thought maybe you'd kind of throw that in considering a throw. That in. Yeah, we got you a helicopter. No, the parts for these things are expensive. What? So was the helicopter. If you want a new headlight, I've got to redo the front of that. Yeah, but you didn't break my helicopter, so I'll do anything with that. I'll tell you what, I'll fix the
front of it for like 200 ish. Eddies bad. Yeah, cool. All right. It'll be ready in a few hours. You brought you guys can probably walk back to the bathroom here. Well, I mean it is a nice sunny day, we might as well walk. Sunny. Sunny, that is good weed. Yeah. All right, I'll see you guys later. I'll fix this. Jeb, Keith. Throws it. I mean, is it raining? It might be another one. No, no, it's either acid rain or blood red skies. That's all we get here in Night City.
So it's a deeply red, like a bright red, like hemoglobin, bright red sky, sunny day. I guess it's. Not it's not windy. That's nice. It's not blowing the stink around. Yeah, I like trying the positives and things, even if you can't see the sun. Well, it seems Retro's mood has increased. We'd won't do that to you. I guess that is the solution then. Solution to what? You were being very emo earlier. Oh yeah, well, I mean, keeping it on my weed, I get very somber. Heavily.
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died? Yeah, nobody died. Yeah, but we dead. Job well done. I'd say so. Right. And how much did he knock off your your debt because he said you you owed him money? Yeah, quite a bit, to be honest. So yeah, I'd say yeah, pretty good. 1000 Eddie is. 4000 Eddie Chip, what did you did you? Well, I destroyed an entire car, so. OK, Yeah. Totally. Really. Well, I cracked the headlight on Vanna White in the process, so. Well, that's because the old buildings used to be nice, yeah.
Steel to steel chassis construction, right? Yep. Yeah. All right, so I found out where the brain is. OK. And oh. Yeah, I was saying the other day the Danny Dark Side was working on a large storage device. Yeah, that prick, yeah. Yeah. So his his company has been working on like some kind of large storage like brain shaped kind of interface that can hold like an engram. And I, and I was talking to, I mean, I can get Domino to tell you all this. If you don't, if you want, sure.
I mean, if Domino wants to be involved. Yeah, yeah, I've seen Domino in a day or two. One of the screens goes green and an eye opens everyone. I have a mission for you everyone. This dying dark side has a very small tech cell. He's been working on some interesting technologies and I believe he is the one who has been supplying prototypes that can hold engrams to the syndicate. However, I think we all have noticed a reduction in AI attacks and perhaps their supply is slow.
They are, I think, holding out for a bigger fight. We may have to bring it to them ourselves. However, Danny needs more funding and with the syndicate on ice it's means he has to find another source. This is not city. There is a Garner where he will be fundraising with potential investors. Seems like a theme for our revengers lately. Yeah. Going to like fancy events. Yeah. Pretending where people were not. Maybe we should start dressing better, huh? Except you Iona I, I mean.
It's money that makes the world go round. I guess so, and we are looking for very rare expensive parts this is. Going. To be maybe one of the kind. Oh gosh. OK, it's. Making me think any of the other times that we messed up those syndicate fools, we could have just ripped that brain out and brought it back here and no have to go on whole separate adventure for it. Seems like hindsight is truly 2020. You could even say that. There's our hindsight has no
latency. I I, I don't know, is, is that something people say? I believe we. Both have failed in this common protocol AH. Yeah, well. Danny Darkseid is a bit of a recluse. He often does not leave his home. I suspect that the prototype, or at least one of these brains, as I suppose we will call them, is located there in his house. Oh. Seems like a real kind of one-of-a-kind. Extremely rare thing to just be kind of holding on to at your
house, huh? I mean, they've been finding it more often than not that people have been keeping pretty important stuff in their apartments. I mean, hell, Phoebe found a bunch of stolen body parts inside one just, you know, a week ago. Yeah. I have an entire apartment filled with stuff. You do a. Bunch of stolen stuff? Not necessarily. Like 90. Percent. I don't know. Actually, wait. Wait, how do you not know exactly what sentence? Would be that you don't remember.
Iona just smiles. I don't remember how. That's supposed to be there is a brief. Period of time where Danny will not be home. I believe this is a good time to take it while he's not looking. However, in my research the security measures within his domicile are high through some subsidiary companies. He hired a safe room installation company. Safe room. Yes, we all know who they are. Who? Who are? They Bob and Hilda, Paul and Hilda in. Full. The safe room, I have them on
the line. They're very. Good, we have worked. With them before. Hey Doc, have you made Bob and Hilda? It doesn't. The. Names don't. Ring a bell? They're. Great. You're going to love them. Now, in this case, we're kind of working against their their expertise, but hey, maybe if we talk to them, well, you know, we're on good terms. Maybe we can go talk to them and see if they got any, if they've, you know, installed any sort of like exhaust vent or something.
They're on the line, Jeb. They're oh, they're on the line. Yes. Shall I? Shall I? Take them off the hold. I'm sure the whole music is still irritating at this point. Suppose. I suppose depends on what it is, but yeah, yeah, it's. Always the same. Ciao. Oh. Wing and yes and here we are and going. I know the whole music makes me feel like I have my records that are so hi, hello, hello my darlings, how are. You're doing well. Yeah. So sorry. To take you away from that whole
music, it sounds like you were. No, it was delightful. It was in stereo. I am impressed of the domino. How is kneading? How is bar? It is still in construction. It is a whole item, not explode. Yes, we have. Completed whole item. Excellent. I am liking this is fantastic. How is lovely friends? Oh I love haircut. It's lovely. The doctor there in room. Oh, you are fabulous. I love the way everything is. You are water millenni water millennial. I love It is fabulous. Yes.
I am a water millennial. Yes, you are fabulous. I love a water sign. Yes yes, yes. How can I help things? Do you need help? Domino said. You need something about safe room. I think you already have safe bar. What else would you need more WE? Are looking to get into a safe room that happens to be constructed by you. Oh, and Hilda. Bang Bang, which one? There are many. I am very popular and exclusive at the same time. I built safe room for collector.
I built safe room for Redacted and also the rest of Lyft is redacted. Collector likes to sell people things. We like the collector a lot we do. So we won't. We won't be taking from the collector. We're not taking anything, just you are, wink wink. Yeah, this is alleged. All alleged? Oh yes, no, of course. So whom? Donnie. Dark Side Mr. Dark side Oh the Danny of the. Dark side Oh man is absolute prick. So bribe is cheaper. Well, that's nasty. Well, I mean, we just kind.
Of want to see how you did theirs because Iona's been wanting to get their own little safe room here in the bar, right well. The specifics. Of that. You know, you have to pay like what is it often known in the back houses? What is it known as? It's finders fee, you know. I am not running a. Charity. I am an esoteric business in Knight City. Business is slow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what if? We got Jeb to. No. Well, I mean you want your
business is slow. Jeb is extremely popular, especially because the blood race. No, but also I would like. Money as well. Come on. Roll something make. Me an offer. Make. Me an offer bureaucracy. Oh, oh, did I hear my name. Iona bureaucracy Popescu. Is this now middle? Name. Have you done the Interpol? Apparently? It is. Oh fabulous. Yes, they. Often. Roll that Hi. Hi Bob. Oh hello of the. Vendel I am loving oh always in the yellow but really giving off
really like fierce vibes. You are also. Fashionable, especially man with helmet. I always like man with helmet style over. Substance. That's the whole. Design of the bar. There's so much wasted void space behind those walls. All right, let's do this. That is a 20. I tell you what, how about like, you know, something like like what, 200-1200 eddies? That seems. Cheap, that's that. Yes, that, yes, 20, you know and. We are friends. I would just take 200.
I will, you know, get dinner and then like, maybe see a show. Absolutely. I would love to pay for your dinner in the show. Oh, it's fabulous. I love it. I will have enough money to get seat for Hammer all right. And also Danny is prick. Make sure you realize Danny is not good person. He's bad. He's bad man. So what I am saying is he had a safe room installed and then he moved. So I actually don't know where in the apartment it is, but I know what is inside.
We have a bunch of this one sided glass. So you can see out in two cities. So it's on outside. Well, there is a table safe which is secured with fingerprints and password scanner. And also the the algorithm to run password things is based on his DNA sequence. So very secure, safe, really good model. And then there is, you know, talent. Sure. Turret Bullock. Work open door turret. Fuck, you know, so just regular. Just just a regular turret. Absolute yes.
With like Bang Bang bang house full of bullets, you know really what kind of power. Brat. You know the. One that do spinny and like, you know, so it's like oak and then you're dead, you know, I love it so a. 10mm, yeah. Why not? I don't know, I just bought from what's his name? Little W moment? What's his name? What's his name? Clive. Clive, thank you. Darling, yes, Clyde. Is that all Clyde? There is no Clyde in story. I don't know where you heard that from.
Anyway, it's it's on the. Map I I circle on the map where it says Clive's place. You have a map. We've had a map for. Years. Anyway, I'm going. It was great to see you. This character's kind of vibe is quite short, so I'm leaving. Bye. Bye, He waves his hammer as. He even signs off Hilda. And Hilda, I would. Like to say we should probably invest in some. Security measures. For the bar ourselves now, without Bob and Hilda knowing. Oh yes, 'cause.
They were. They were quite cheap, weren't they? They were quite cheap. And it was very much of it wasn't even like I would never tell that about my clients and stuff like that. It was like, I don't know, I'll just tell you. Like if they felt slighted they would be like Oh yeah no I'll drop a cheap for you. Oh, there's. The mask. I didn't realize it was. On the table there. So. Some of you, I imagine, will go to the gala and some of you will
go to the gala. Yeah, I'm not not really a gala kind of guy, so I'm certainly willing to, you know, bite the bullet and go to this man's house and steal his things. We're. Splitting the group. Yeah, but when have we not split the group up in the last couple of missions? You're actually right. And it's gone fine so far. Oh. Maybe. I know what I did. I know what I said. I'm cursing. I mean, sometimes you just. Got to say it, I'm dreaming us all. Next time. Oh. No latency.
It's pretty well set up. If it's going to be going what Wendell could I have your? Sword it does hurt to. You know, always have to be. Maybe I'm tired. Of being the face the go to. For certain tasks, you know, maybe you'd be more. Excited about it? I don't know. You are the cowboy. This may be. The only opportunity we have, what were you saying about? A whirlybird. What's a whirlybird? We don't want to. Demonetize. We don't have to we. Could, you know, just hit them really hard?
I guess we're going. To be shopping for new outfits, I don't know. These people for a gala. All right, well. I guess we're going to have to go and visit Tuna. Oh man, this. Time I'm the cowboy who's our friend on the. Inside Domino, that's really good, I guess, might as well start. Walking back now, Jeb. Hopefully not an X. Or anything, Vivian. I believe her name was. I will catch up. I'm sure it's it's quite. Freeing and.
And you know it, it makes you kind of think about how small you are in the world from so high. Yeah. Thank you for joining. Us on our adventure once again here at no latency.
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