Last time on no latency, it's not my fault. I make everybody watched Alice. It's kind of a long story. Mostly we just wanted to come to spice but I pull out the gun. I might be able to help you. Would you like to smooth Rochambeau? I'm just jealous. All right, we may eventually need you to help pilot this ship. You're fucking terrible. Liar James. I'm sorry. You have revoked your piracy privileges. If they're launching the space, do we need to leave these rooms
when they launched them? Yeah, we probably should move them. What? Wait, hold on. Why would we all be there unless you want to be in here? Whoa, Jen know, I kind of do love yourself in strap yourself in, if I could tear up, I wouldn't either two things space. Ain't that scary or two? No, one can hear you scream? So retro you're staring into the Infinity of space satellites have disappeared into the distance as they use their little retro boosters to get into position.
They have not been activated yet but they are now above in an orbit, I need you to roll basic Tech. Okay, 22. Hmm. You have managed to Program, the slice of dawn, but unfortunately by not rolling and 24, you've missed your window to activate its geosynchronous orbit, and it starts to move in an orbit. That means it passes over the city once every few hours and it
starts to really fly out. Oh, the communication satellite is fine, it Finds Its position above the city and waits to be activated, and then you watch the iris solo close in front of you. You hear the sound of are being re-injected into the room. And James places both of his feet down on the ground and his feet finally reattached surface of the spaceship do some that experience. Retro has looked out and stare deep into the abyss and wonders.
Now, if the abyss is entered back into them, really All right, so team, what's the next part of the plan? Well, I'm going to go check on Alice and George. Yes, I will join you and then we hold them at gunpoint so that they are sorry, nasty point if and get them to land this thing, Sarah we don't need to do that. We just join them in a pod. Oh, all right, they're on our side. And you step into the cockpit. Allison. Georgia sitting at the main console. Hi all systems nominal. Okay?
Autopilot son, the ship will ship. Will head down to the planet in back to space base about half an hour? Yeah. No, this is a great, all powered by me. Captain, oh, you're here. Hi, yes. Hi well, I He's thinking do they need both pots? So you two could take one part and then we could take the other and we made, and James on the ship. That's fine. Oh, shoot, you to have to take James with you. Well yeah, I mean Like, I'm gonna be real with you. What do we tell them?
You tell them everything went fine. Nothing would why did if you're going to take one of the pods they get to know that's missing is a hand in it because and they will have seen this in their logs, right? They would sing that that we're over capacity because I am one of you said that. He said, oh yeah, that's why we had too much weight on here. And so you can say that in order to Do a safe landing. You had to jettison one of the one of the pods. That actually makes sense.
What because, if you had jet Setter right, right. Two pods. And you only use one and the other one needs to be jettisoned. Okay? Yeah, that works. Right? Well, I think so. Okay. Roll persuasion. 16. Yeah, fine. All right, well there are two one, two, three, four. There were two parts. We can take pod one and I guess you guys can take pot too. You know how to fly a flight vehicle? I do, oh, I guess you really are the captain now.
Would it be bad if we took James could be all like, what if we take him to the floor? I mean personally I would like to, I'm not gonna be real. I don't know how much you can trust James man. Person people. All of you. The guide snuck onto the ship and I don't think his intentions were good know, his intentions were not good. Yeah, he was going to destroy the satellites and blame it. All on you and say that he saved
the day. So I don't know about you guys but I don't know if you can trust, and dip, keep quiet. So are you taking him with you? I mean, I just wanted to be, I mean like, what are you going to do? Make it to get beat his head over? So he loses his memory or some shit. Yeah, about that. Maybe we That she started care of him, okay? Well, you're going to come on, Mary? No, no, no. I'm a doctor. Look. Sounds like a fucking socks. Alright. Well, we'll prep pad one and you bring his James.
I guess just be careful. They're still autonomous drones on board and I do not control those, so it's not me. Okay, don't go in the bathroom to or bathroom, one for that matter. Don't go into the bathroom, just don't So which part is ours? Well what is over here? He points to the nearest duties of him and the other one is over by Alice. Yeah yeah.
That the door near the vending machine you turn around and in the corner of the room on either side of the main door to vending machines with MC space labeled across the top. There's always a machines diem you want to look. Yeah, well I have My balls, I gotta balls. The vending machines, serve food, water and medical supplies with access and, on the label above where you pay. You notice that it says NC ration card only well, none of, that's interesting. Mmm, break it open but I'm not
sure I'm looking for snacks. Honestly, this old 0g, things made my tummy, kind of upset mine, too. If I'm being honest, mine three. Yeah, Mindful and retro vomited all over himself so there's that. So that's him. Five, right? Should we grab James? Yeah, you guys do that. I'll start prepping and George hits a button on the console and it just Auto our peers across the whole front of the console. He disappears into the other room. I'm gonna grab my shit and George's and Alice leaves the
room. And heads off some really is grabbed James, dragging them, across the floor, opens the door to everybody else. Yeah, that was fun. Get up. Damn it. Do we kill him now or later? No, no. Give me. No. Give me. Sorry. No, we're not going to kill him. We're taking him with us. Well, thank God. We're not going to make them a patsy. All right, I'm sure. We could trap the other two for not ratting us out. No, but we can trust them, probably more than him.
So, how much never mind. Do we have? It's going to say. I don't think we have enough to pass around to all of them. I think we have three that you took back from me. Didn't wasn't it too? We to you, I only took one. Wasn't that a packet of 20 was a packet? Ooh, I forgot. And I guess the other one, I guess. Ha, ha ha. Well truck humor. That's funny. We have three we have three. Well now we've got two and two hops, but yeah, well give James the two halves to absorb what what's going on.
So if we just shut we could shove them all into one pot after giving them that mean. Nobody knows. Exactly what happened. How long does it take to kick in? I don't think it's very long. It's not a Pity all in one pot to your right? And a how you know, how long, how back, how far back? Does it go? On forget like we do. I do you know as much as I don't really care about them. Now I kind of have started to have a bit of an attachment to
these people that we've met. And I'm not sure I want to have them forget how to Pilot the their escape, I'll do know, they'll know, awesome, not right. Yeah. Trained professionals. Yeah. Wait a minute. Jeb would you just say, well, I'm not sure I want to have them die because of their lack of foot. Remember, and how what? Something just clicked in my brain. I run over to the panel. But they were working on, right? Does this ship have a black box? Yes. Can I disengage that black box?
It is a high-security pot of the system but you can attempt to, I'm gonna fucking run. Check the console of the ship. You want to check it? Yeah, all right. Maybe you could see if Georgia Alice knows how to help you. Some will go get him, George Alice. Hey And the whole ship bows. Never none. Yes. Throats. That they are not trained with that yet. No, I miss control. I'm sorry, I sneezed. That's my bad. Yes, all of that stuff, you know, it got me excited. Sorry about that.
Is your electronics security Tech auto, give you 20. But yeah, you 68 plus Six piece 20 already oh my God baby crib fail. Yeah to have inspiration or anything. No no George repositions the ship, maybe don't fuck with the spaceship. You're not trained to use not to be an arrogant prick. But I did study for 4, for 3 to 4 months on, how to Pilot this new brand, new experimental piece of technology. That if we fuck it up will kill us all. So fucking chill. I'm gonna have her my hand over.
All right over random set of buttons. Like I'll take this all down. I don't like the way I'm being disrespected right now goddamn and he leaves the room and goes back into the Pod room. We need to get that black box, that has a lager. Everything that happened on here. What if they are telling the truth or not? That thing is not gonna lie, babe. Ooh babe. Ooh, babe, ooh, Philip kill your in some face. Space. So if you want to communicate with Phillip you gotta do some special ass shit.
They want to try it's fine but I'm not lying. You just call from space because secretly space is limited. You mean aside from this can't be the actual hasn't been turned on yet. Damn it. That is hilarious. Can we turn it on retro?
Can we turn it on? If we have to get the Black Box off, we are a very limited amount of time, and if you can't do it, we have to have somebody who will If I think I had a good enough connection from before, and can I reach out with my own personal signal, to that communication, satellite the console behind the cockpit on the arch is controls for outside arms and satellites. I'll goodbye Maggie Rashad.
Basic Tech 30. Yes, early, activation requires manual input and you discover that satellite has to be activated. It manually which means you will likely have to make a stop in space on your way home. It's like a space walk. You could do that from the Pod but you now know exactly how to do it and because you rolled a crit on this, you know, exactly how to do it and you'll get a plus 2 to do it but you get a plus two to do it.
Wow. Okay. But here's the thing, we can't talk to Phillip unless the communication satellite is on and we will have already The ship. I like you're gonna cry this thing off of its hinges metaphorical he just ask suppose I didn't really see it. My point is, I think we'd got a smash and grab we can't break anything at leaves evidence. Yeah, delete it. Can I shoot it right? This is a while. So don't don't be giving them. The looks I give you the look. I don't do it.
Let me say it first. Then the look. Hey, continue giving You the look, stop it. I can feel it. Could we fire me out of the airlock to Comm satellite? And then you just come pick me up afterwards. You want to do a Matt Damon in the Martian. I think that might be our only option. That is incredibly risky and dangerous. There are arms on the outside of the ship. Dave, spacewalker Claire arms as far as I can. Retro. Will you check how much oxygen that you've got?
So you've got how much on you how much do I have? I'm in the suit. So I have five minutes and that's just in your head, right? Right. And then how much does the suit have 30%? That's another five minutes. What about these is only oxygen masses? Still have on me. Okay. How are you going to fit that on your TV head? Well what if I just injected it into To the reservoir of the suit. I mean, that Peroni really two minutes each and then no one
else can use it in an emergency. I also have one but that's, I mean, we could do it in ten minutes. Yeah. Like, I was Jeb supportive. Vandal elbows you in the ribs. Wow. Oh, we might need the actual astronauts to help us Deb specifically. Yes. Right, be supportive. I mean I was gonna say I think yeah, them's betting odds are good. Should we get the astronauts to help? I'm not helping anything. You guys suck. I'm kicking him in the ribs how I feel.
Okay, doing that. Since I'm having a good the spacewalk, I'm gonna tell everyone you're not going to. MMM, open your mouth. What? Open your mouth, open my mouth. Open your mouth. Vendor prize mouth open. It's a hypo injecting thing and shove the Penndel has now grabs James in, his holding his mouth open. Yeah, yeah, that's right. You little bitch, I shove the the pill down his throat. There you go, that'll help me a little bit and then Del stops your hand. It's the last hour right?
Is this, the moment? Hmm, I guess we should wait till after we are. As soon as we get on the air on the air. Okay, one moment I take two fingers. I just I just put in a little baggy suits tastes like crap. Alright alright mouth numb, don't worry about that. Is your. I just dragged James with me to the airlock. Let's go buddy. You and me together, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just okay, just just zip the lips and Women throw them in the Pod.
All right, let I'm yeah Wendell gets out the last of their duct-tape wraps. It around the back of James Hogg ties him and Carries him to the other room. Do it, do it do I give him the pill and then like I know I come out I'll fuck him up. Yes. Maybe right as we're making our way out, we give them the pill. All right, okay. I'm gonna hold him here and then we'll do that when he's not too. Sure. I just talked about I mean I could just not yet. Do something like you want to knock him out.
You want to beat him up? Jab smack him. Across the face. Give him a good. Yep. Rob Bromley has been holding him. We just going to inject the pill into him or something and I guess, I bet I can enjoy. Yeah, we have them. You can massage the throat, and make someone swallow while they're unconscious. All right. VV roll. First day to make sure he doesn't choke and die. Oh, that's how you can do. Builder. Okay, that's fantastic. That's a really high credit.
And you massage his throat and he swallows involuntarily falls to the ground. He will now forget the last hour of his life. He's unconscious. Now, you have been out the rain. Oh, there's George setting up. The he was spot. He's going to escape. He was just feeling unwell so we help them out, right? I'll just put it in the pot, I guess something, just rolls James into the. There's two things.
There are two things, right? We have to do a spacewalk and then I need you to take some medication. Oh I don't get spacesick no just get the poops so performance, anxiety. Thing. I'm going to need you to take never mind. What the fuck is, never mind. Well, I'll tell you since you won't remember. Anyway, it's a drug that makes you forget forget what forget the last hour of your life. So all of this you will forget. Oh, but I'll forget the poop my
crowning achievement. Wait, hold on, hold on. I'm sorry I hate to interrupt but now you did say that if it was a memorable enough experience that it would stay with you. Yes, that is true. That is true it. Okay. Roll persuasion Jeff. That's beautiful. That is actually, that is genuinely. Elijah put some luck in that. You should put some luck in that. I'm just saying you should put some luck in this persuasion. Mmm, no need team, really?
Minimum was so important to me that I'll remember it forever. I mean, if it was listen, all I'm saying is that if it was that important one and it should be able to get past the semi permeable membrane and I look over it. The doc that's 100% accurate. Yes. Oh you know you look like a cowboy but you're a nurse cool. That's death he's learned a lot from me. So about both kinds of scalpels. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Intravenous told my leg right installation.
That that's what he specializes. I love my leg and pharmaceuticals. So, that's how she knows all about this. So, all right. Sure. But do you, do you want me to take it at a specific time? After you help us with the spacewalk? True, I believe you. I'm obviously, if we're all going to you Alice, We have to as well. Correct. But on, so I've got James, I'm gonna duct-tape him to the to the front. Does that mean? We'll forget what James is here. Should we write ourselves
something? I'm sure that you'll make something up about how he's a prick. Yeah, I know. He is a prick. He kicks James ducat. All right, well, I'm almost done with this one so we actually the ship does re-entry in about 20 to 25 minutes. So well then we got to go. Yes. Don't we need you? Help. Or do you mean good luck? The other you said you could fly a vehicle the other Kono side
the spacewalk part. Oh well I mean you know if you have to do a spacewalk you get in there and an airlock and you let him out, you can use one of the sap rooms, all right? Well, sitting in Tech, you know, okay. And how do we get him into our pod after to we'll just make sure all of your space suits are sealed. So that when you open the side of the pot and everything evacuates, the cupid Okay. Oh, great, everything backwards. Like, you evacuate your bowels earlier today.
There was dope, right? Yes, fifth with my friend. Let's go. You're a cool nurse. All right, we don't have a lot of time. Let's get retro out of this. Yes, spaceship Alice books. All right, I got all my shit. What's going on? You got any rope? Aus? Rob. Yeah, I mean, there's a tether Anil in both sat rooms. Oh great. I start walking. Oh, and just make sure to take this pill on the way out. What? Oh, I don't get nauseous nauseous. It's, it's a Memory thing. Memory loss pill thing.
We lost pet that exists. Yeah. Oh yeah. What? I just did Serious. Yeah. But you won't remember. Anyway. So Here you go just and make sure you turn it. If I if I take this you promise I'll never see you again. No promises. Alice blushes a little. Well, I mean, if you're telling me that this makes me forget you that means balls in your court. I suppose so In the background, like, what is, have you dealt with James and George?
And that they're all good to go. Okay, well, good luck with your stuff, I guess. I'm not really sure why we didn't fight you, but I'm down, I would prefer not to die in space. So thanks for only hurting me a little. Yes, safe safe, journey, back to Earth. She puts her hand out to shake your hand. Awkwardly shakes. It And this handshake lingers for a little longer than it should you lock eyes with Alice. She just Smiles at you baby. Smiles back. Awkwardly.
It was great to meet you you too. And she slinks off into the other room and gets into the Pod. I just like to thank the rest of the group was just watching this whole exchange like my actual gay Panic, the whole time. Look at each other. Like alright, are we doing this or not? Things are happening in here? Retro. We are have other things be okay yeah we're good to go retro. You already. Yeah to this to Dada just to be sure. We're shooting recho out of the
South Bay right there. Turning on the satellite, we're calling Philip to disable the black box that. I mean, that's what we're doing on the ship. Yeah. And then we get in the pot and we rescue retro from space in less than 10 minutes in less than 10 minutes, all right? Just so we have everything. I only have 7 points of luck, right? Right. Because I'm gonna need it to say, retro. This just in the tabletop news Kickstarter campaign is live. Now through April 13th.
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It's ready to open. You hear the rest of the crew talking over the communicator that work short range and you may, you have control to release him into space by owner Jeb. When you get into the Pod, you're looking around, inside this Escape pod also / shuttle. It would be used as a boarding vehicle as well, if there was a space station for NC spacer, but they haven't got to that yet. And as you step inside, you noticed that there is a A gun like grapple.
Oh yeah. It's a giant graph will good jab, you know, how to use a grapple gun? I'm already. Yes, sir. We can, we can rely on you to save his life. Absolutely awful. If you missed in space. Well, I won't never cool. Well, you know that means, if you don't, then retro will die. Retro are you ready? You didn't hear that. Did you? I got a new character if we lose retro to space, I'm going to be so sad. Sad. I know everyone got inspiration. Okay. Yeah. Except for retro.
All right, I'm going to press the button, okay? Down the corridor. You see him standing floating above the South Bay and he looks at you as the two doors close in unison. Hear a bunch of bulkheads release and the room is ready to be spaced spaced, I hit the button, set a 10 minute, timer where we go. Oh shit, Retro Retro space opens before you. I like that. You get hurtled into space, I go flying out. Outline tching. I have nothing tied off to me. I'm going barreling out.
Can maneuver just a little bit, not a lot. But okay, Heather in nobody told me there was a tether. Yes ballasted know. I wasn't there for that. He wasn't that you go flying towards the Comm satellite. You see retro? Hurtling through space retro roll something to land on the satellite. Okay? What can a row work in a row?
Oh yeah, that was exactly the landing 0 plus 9 which is a crit you'd land on top of the Comsat, the panel is closed and since it's outside its ready to release its dishes, expand and position itself above the city. You have to do this manually. This requires two operations, requiring two separate checks, Okay, what Chuck's you have to open up the satellite release and then activate the signal carry man?
That's going to open it up. First 25, the DV was 18, the dishes on the outside, reposition and extend ever. So slightly only needing to extend a little bit and on the back a little panel opens to receive solar power. You actually feel the machines start to vibrate underneath your hand as the Dynamo on the inside to create its geosynchronous orbit. It starts to spin current and the whole thing starts to spin your.
Now, spinning in space, Google, you've got one more thing to activate it. You vomit inside your helmet. Oh gosh. This is my what I thought was out of time. Retro can you hear me? He's going as fast as I can. Everything's all spinny. You got this retro fatty. Yes. Electronic security Tech. The satellite stop spinning. Connects to the ground and you feel it surging, little bit as it starts to receive data. Wow, this signals are amazing. Yes, I need a box. Don't take your time.
Why have our okay, six minutes and 30 seconds? Okay? If you could just Go to the car. Logan. Right, roll. Well interface the interface. Oh God. Positively. Interface. Interface. Where is interface? Oh my God. Where's interface? Help it? Yes. It's an where rho is growing. I don't know. That's wrong interface Iraq. I click the button. Click. Right. That's rolling. The dice. Oh yeah. And then, says roll bonus. There is no limit. Yes. Oh, I'm logged in. That's good.
All right, all right. I'm just gonna use gonna use this thing. On 2nd rolls app. No bonus extra damage dice? No, no bonus 9, yes, the Black Fox on the screen gets hit and you watch it vibrate in front of you and bits of the data pour away from it. Box disappears before you on the front screen and there's just a little bit of data left and that data is actual video looping of you guys launching the circle 13. Yes, Four minutes, that's bad. Little 30 seconds.
All right everybody, everybody will get in the Pod and it's disconnects from the ship and exits Jets. You are on the tether harness, it is a double gun and Is retro on the outside of the satellite. Looking pretty worse for wear. You can see he's got like a few splashes in the inside of his helmet is not feeling very well. The satellite is not spinning, but he is, oh my God. All right, I was gonna be a tough one. Oh my God, I don't know if I have any luck boys, I do. I'm gonna use them.
Yes. Right here, right now. Flies through the space above Earth, it grabs onto Retros waste like that scene when they pull Neo out of the Flesh in The Matrix as he flies towards the ship and they'll goes everyone get PL. Now the helmet down on the side of the shit pops open and retro comes colliding in and because he's connected to the cable, you can hear his voice. Vibrate through this. Into the back of the ship, the
door shuts. He takes eight damage, ouch, and you all are now inside this Escape pod. There's silence. The satellite has been controlled. You're all safe and sound inside this pod above space. You're looking out above space and the space ship disappears away from you with three minutes to spare God, you did it. You actually might it. Oh my beep, pen back, no, not until we're back on earth. Oh God. All right, Iona, I mean, boss at you, take us home, Captain, Captain Yar Yar.
Now, I will say I'm putting for luck into this. Okay, it's good team. Yes, yes, that is not You into the Stratosphere in the whole ship starts to shake, you can land very, very easily in the Badlands. You can try and land back on the space station and try and explain away out of that or you can crash into the junkyard. I think Badlands. And then we see if blank can help us Splunk back in the Badlands.
How's that sound job? I mean, you know I always loved heading out to the Homeland more more heavy. All right, the my last three points of luck, just well 11. Yeah, 11, yes, the DVD to crash into the Badlands was only a 10 lakhs, a considerably higher. And to land in the jungle a junkyard even higher you Kareem from space to the bad ones out there in the void of space as you feel the whole ship Rumble around you. This is a tiny little pod and it
screening towards space. Oh no. Around the front of the ship and you hit that the Badlands. Not only just meeting the DVD, everyone gets one and you've made it back to Earth. Okay, never been so happy to be on land. We make sorry. I start kissing the ground. Oh, beautiful. Beautiful dry, hot, arid sand. I really didn't want to say anything to you opening the door, jab? Yeah. So the pot we be landed. You did, you're saying you open the door?
Well now I don't want no, no. You said it now, it's not sanitary, it's gross. He's kissing it through his helmet. Very silly my stuff back, please. Yes, yes, absolutely. Jeb, these are for you, what is Jeb? You get your guns back. Oh, thanks. Oh jeez, I knew Allen and then don't give you back all of your grenades - 10 fuck you. Oh, Wendell is getting sassy. I'm more certain now. I have skills, I can fight anything. I'm I'm getting confident.
Like, I anyone in the Badlands, they could take me on, you'd see, then they'll starts grandstanding in the dirt. I could take anything on. I'm going to light up a joint. Rest of a sand dune to your right? Yeah. Press this and the big fuck-off knife sticking out of its forehead. What the hell? I wasn't being literal. Oh shit, he's back. Back in the bar, back in the Pod magnified. We go through. We'll get back in the Pod, get back into the pot, in the door
slams. Shut. Oh now wait, I really thought we do? We're going to be seeing that thing again. Who would have thought that we would crash land right next to the Badland Beast, maybe the buried lambaste sauce fall from the sky and came here looking for a little snack. Maybe it's God displaying an infinite joke because we just practically shit across the sky. Can you call blank? Jab, right. Oh, right. Like yeah, I'm the chief. Are you there if you the wwp?
I see, we're not here to take your message right now, but leave a message after the tone and I'll get back to you when I fucking want to hang up. Has he didn't answer. Oh God. Do we have to kill this thing? You know, I do know that there are a lot of different packs out there that do worship it as some sort of demigod and I think it would be very culturally insensitive. There's no way for us to maneuver this pot at all
anymore. I suppose our their emergency button on the got an idea, Landing Wheels. That's fine. What's your idea? I was thinking maybe We take it for a ride. Next time on no leaf. Who's gonna help me grapple this thing with the ship? Iona, I know you want to do it. I see it in your eyes. Is there a like Landing tires that we haven't destroyed pretty strong? I work out. All right. Me and L will get out and push, don't get out of the vehicle.
Why nobody's getting out yet? You've got an, a wild animal that has a knife in its head. He is. Whoa, there we go. Girl, come on now. Someone Baby, Take Take the Wheel. Okay, I'm holding it steady. I have an uneasy sense of dread right now. All right, so we domesticate in this thing. Are we knew couldn't well? I mean, I own a. How much do you know about the Beast? It's a super beast. I don't know what to tell you, what does your nose say?
Jeb, you know, I think we might have to go to the right because it smells like a delicious Buffet to the left and I'm not sure I'm ready for that.