EPISODE 056: "Fowl Language"
“Fowl Language.” The NO FUCKIN’ ZITI hosts meet with their parole officer to discuss “All Happy Families…” (Strong Language, Mature Situations)
May 01, 2017•59 min
NO F*CKIN' ZITI
Welcome to NO F*CKIN' ZITI, the first ever podcast dedicated entirely to The Sopranos. Hosts Evan and Brendan dish about life and their favorite show -- every episode, one podcast at a time. Funny and irreverent, NO F*CKIN' ZITI is for Sopranos fans, by Sopranos fans.
Updates weekly, Sundays at midnight. Stay up late with us or save it for your morning commute.
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Episodes
EPISODE 055: "Men Are Talking Here"
“Men Are Talking Here” Evan and Brendan return to discuss “Where’s Johnny?”; later, the guys attempt a power-sharing plan for the podcast. (Strong Language, Some Violence)
Apr 24, 2017•51 min
EPISODE 054: "It's Like Sun Tazoo Says..."
“It’s Like Sun Tazoo Says…” Hosts Brendan and Evan reconvene to discuss yet another Sopranos episode. This time, it's “Rat Pack.” (Strong Language, Sexual Situations)
Apr 17, 2017•1 hr 26 min
EPISODE 053: "This About the Easter Baskets?"
Season Premiere. Two estranged podcast hosts (Evan, Brendan) reunite to discuss the season five premiere of the hit HBO show, “The Sopranos.” (Strong Language, Sexual Situations) It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Apr 10, 2017•1 hr 6 min
EPISODE 052: "Mother Fuckin' Goddamn Orange Peel Beef"
In the season 4 finale, Evan and Brendan break down “Whitecaps,” quite possibly the series’ finest work. The guys discuss Tony and Carm’s epic fight and the mob war that doesn’t happen (yet). It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A podcast about The Sopranos.
Feb 06, 2017•1 hr 49 min
EPISODE 051: "My Kitchen's All Wiped Off for the Night"
This week on NFZ, Mr. Wegler assigns hosts Evan and Brendan to discuss the penultimate episode of season 4, “Eloise.” It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos. Don’t forget to tweet us your questions for next week’s pod @nofuckinziti!
Jan 25, 2017•1 hr 2 min
EPISODE 050: "Not Gonna Go F*ckin' Ballistic"
Hosts Evan and Brendan talk dreams, Ouija boards, and away messages in their discussion of S4E11, “Calling All Cars.” It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, a podcast about The Sopranos that sometimes shows up on a Tuesday night.
Jan 18, 2017•1 hr 1 min
EPISODE 049: "What, Was It Barkin'?"
NO FUCKIN' ZITI is back! New year, same podcast. This week, hosts Brendan and Evan break down yet another classic, S4E10 “The Strong, Silent Type,” and say goodbye to one of the most iconic characters of the show, Cosette. Cosette, we’ll see you at the crossroads. It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Jan 09, 2017•1 hr 1 min
EPISODE 048: "What Sick Fuck?"
This week on NFZ, hosts Evan and Brendan break down a Sopranos classic, “Whoever Did This.” The guys discuss the shocking death of Ralph Cifaretto and the darkly hilarious uncle-nephew bonding experience for Tony and Chris. It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Dec 19, 2016•54 min
EPISODE 047: "Horse Whispering Shit"
This week on NFZ, hosts Brendan and Evan spend a day in the countryside discussing S4E8, "Mergers and Acquisitions." It's an all new episode of NO FUCKIN' ZITI. A sorta-weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Dec 12, 2016•52 min
EPISODE 046: "The Ugly Girl At The Dance"
This week on NFZ, hosts Brendan and Evan discuss S4E7, “Watching Too Much Television.” Paul Walnuts finally returns, and the guys still don’t know what’s up with his song. It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Nov 28, 2016•1 hr 4 min
EPISODE 045: "A Little Restaurant Humor"
This week, Artie’s feeling the blues and so are Evan and Brendan as they break down S4E6, “Everybody Hurts.” It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Nov 21, 2016•1 hr 2 min
EPISODE 044: "Patience on a Monument"
This week on NFZ, the guys break down S4E5, “Pie-O-My.” Topics include Adriana’s digestive issues, Tony spending the birdseed money at the race track, and why Janice is just the worst. Plus, Junior misses Bobby, and JoJo Palmice returns. It’s an all-new NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Nov 14, 2016•1 hr 1 min
EPISODE 043: "More Creative Than Spielberg"
This week on NFZ, hosts Brendan and Evan discuss a season four classic, “The Weight.” The guys talk about Johnny and Ginny’s marriage, how it differs from Tony's, why no one really likes Ralphie, and the hits that don’t quite happen. Plus, Junior joins a conference call, and the show ends with some more fan questions. It’s an all new episode of NO FUCKIN ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Nov 07, 2016•1 hr 15 min
EPISODE 042: "We're So Wacky"
In this week’s NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, the guys discuss a low point for The Sopranos: S4E3, “Christopher.” Hosts Brendan and Evan chat about where the episode might have gone wrong, what could have made it better, and the few good takeaways that set up future plot lines for the season. Plus, the guys wrap the show taking some more fan questions. If you’d like us to answer on of your questions on the pod, tweet us @nofuckinziti. It’s an all new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopr...
Oct 24, 2016•1 hr 1 min
EPISODE 041: "Nothin' But Net, Motherfucker"
This week on NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, hosts Brendan and Evan recap The Sopranos S4E2, “No Show.” The guys chat about Meadow’s meeting with the manager at TCBY, the tough choice of what not to put in your lunchbox, and Adriana taking her friendship with Danielle to the next level. Plus, Ralphie debuts a new joke, and Vito plays some great defense. It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos. Don’t forget! Tweet us questions for next week’s pod @nofuckinziti. We’ll answ...
Oct 17, 2016•1 hr 9 min
EPISODE 040: "Certain Aspects of Show Business"
Tonight, on the season premiere of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, hosts Brendan and Evan breakdown “For All Debts Public and Private.” The guys discuss Christopher’s revenge for not getting his TV trays, Tony’s knowledge of how far south some ducks fly, and how the Don don’t wear shorts. Plus, Junior makes plans for a trip to that city called Atlantic, while everyone else worries the end is near. Quasimodo predicted this -- it’s the season four premiere of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos....
Oct 10, 2016•1 hr 9 min
EPISODE 039: "All We Did Was Study Hard"
This week on the season finale of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, the guys recap “The Army of One.” Hosts Brendan and Evan discuss the end of the line for Jack Jr., AJ learning what this “oh” talk is all about, and what lies ahead in season four. Plus, Paul has a talk with Uncle Johnny, and Junior sings us home. It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Sep 05, 2016•1 hr 26 min
EPISODE 038: "Unorganized Crime"
This week on NFZ, hosts Evan and Brendan discuss the penultimate episode of season three, "Amour Fou." The guys break down Jack Jr.'s failed attempt at steppin' up, Gloria's attempted suicide-by-Tony, and the conclusion to Carmela's brief dive into soul searching. Plus, Furio gets some work done, and Patsy does the grocery shopping. It's an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN' ZITI. A randomly scheduled podcast about The Sopranos.
Aug 29, 2016•1 hr 12 min
EPISODE 037: "His House Looked Like Shit"
This week on NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, the guys recap the classic Sopranos episode “Pine Barrens.” Hosts Brendan and Evan discuss Chris and Paul’s trip to a Nathan’s in the woods, Tony and Gloria’s late night London broil, and Jack Jr.’s extensive vocabulary. Plus, Bobby teaches us a thing or two about survival in the wilderness. It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Aug 15, 2016•1 hr 11 min
EPISODE 036: "Fuck You Santa!"
This week on NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, hosts Evan and Brendan recap “…To Save Us All From Satan’s Power...” The guys join Tony in looking back at Christmas past, discussing whether Pussy really did flip back in the winter of 1995. Then, the discussion moves to Tony’s thoughtful Christmas list, Jack Jr.’s empty “bachelor party,” and Janice and Aaron’s new album. It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Aug 08, 2016•1 hr
EPISODE 035: "Hey Everybody: BOOYAH!"
NO FUCKIN’ ZITI is back! After finally fixing all the lightbulbs in the studio, Brendan and Evan return to discuss season three’s “The Telltale Moozadell.” Topics include AJ and good friend Lady Gaga vandalizing the high school swimming pool, Jack Jr. and his sorry attempts at playing mobster, and Tony and Gloria’s trip to the zoo. Plus, Adrianna gets something she’s always wanted, and Paulie teaches us a thing or two about snakes. It’s an all-new NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A quarterly podcast about The S...
Aug 01, 2016•58 min
EPISODE 034: "Nucleotides and Shit"
Brendan and Evan are here to deliver the good news: “He Is Risen.”The guys chat about Meadow and Jack Jr.’s budding romance, Tony and Ralphie’s Western-style showdown, and Gigi’s last trip to the toilet. Plus, the family hosts Thanksgiving dinner, and we learn Janice once served Barry Sanders at Kenny Rogers. Or maybe it was Colonel Sanders. It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Jun 20, 2016•57 min
EPISODE 033: "Watch and Learn"
This week on NFZ, Brendan and Evan break down season three’s “Second Opinion.” The guys discuss Junior’s love of his hotshot surgeon, Chris and Paul’s new rivalry, and Carmela getting the hard truth from Dr. Krakower. Plus, Angie needs money, and Tony tells us what kind of choice we should have in the fridge. It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Jun 13, 2016•1 hr 4 min
EPISODE 032: "I'm Not Most Guys"
After going home for a few weekends to do laundry, Evan and Brendan return for a new episode of NFZ. This week, the guys start the podcast discussing their "Sunday Evening with David Chase" at the Vulture Festival in New York City. They return in the second half to break down “University,” discussing Ralphie’s new girlfriend Tracee, Caitlin’s serious anxiety problems, and Meadow and Noah taking the next step. It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A podcast that goes up whenever it feels li...
Jun 06, 2016•1 hr 11 min
EPISODE 031: "The Big Casino"
Brendan and Evan come out of retirement to discuss The Sopranos season three episode “Another Toothpick.” The guys recap Bobby Sr.’s bloody return to the mob life (and his battle with stairs), Tony and Carmela’s failed couple’s therapy experiment, and Junior’s secret health problems. Plus, Tony makes a stop at Fountains of Wayne, and things don’t go as planned for the FBI. These things come in threes, ya know. It’s an all-new episode of No Fuckin’ Ziti.
May 16, 2016•59 min
EPISODE 030: "You Fuckin' Illiterates"
This week on NFZ, hosts Brendan and Evan break down the infamous episode “Employee of the Month.” The guys discuss Melfi’s sexual assault, the controversy that came with it, and the moral dilemma that stood to change her relationship with Tony. On a much lighter note, Johnny and Ginny Sack make a move to New Jersey while Ralphie spends quality time with “Little Lord Fuckpants.” It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, a weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
May 02, 2016•1 hr
EPISODE 029: "The Hair Apparent"
NO FUCKIN’ ZITI returns with a new episode about season three’s “Fortunate Son.” Hosts Evan and Brendan discuss Christopher’s busy season, Jackie Jr. and his Oakleys, and AJ getting some time on the field. Plus, this season’s focus on parenting continues with a flashback to a young Tony taking a trip to the deli with his dad. It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Apr 25, 2016•59 min
EPISODE 028: "Fat Fuckin' Nothin'"
This week on NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, Evan and Brendan recap a series highlight: season three’s “Proshai, Livushka.” The guys discuss Tony’s reaction to Livia’s unexpected-but-totally-expected death, Janice’s extreme narcissism, and why AJ maybe wasn’t that bad after all. Plus, the introduction of one of Tony's greatest antagonists, and Christopher has a few things to say. Eat ya eggs, baby. It’s an all-new NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A randomly scheduled podcast about The Sopranos.
Apr 12, 2016•1 hr 2 min
EPISODE 027: "The Sausage Factory"
Hosts Brendan and Evan continue the lie that they’ve “seen The Sopranos” in the third season premiere of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. Tonight, they break down “Mr. Ruggerio’s Neighborhood,” discussing the FBI’s attempts to bug Tony’s house, the famous song mash-up on the soundtrack, and the storylines setting the table for season three. Plus, an NFZ surprise. It’s an all-new NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
Apr 04, 2016•57 min
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