We Say “A-Rod” and “Mets” Way Too Many Times

Daylight Savings Time and breakfast beer render us incapable of avoiding Alex Rodriquez’s engagement to Jennifer Lopez. We send our best to Tom Seaver of the Miracle Mets. Omnivore Patti explains to vegetarian Pottymouth why it is totally reasonable for Joe Kelly to suffer back problems after staffing a five-hour crawfish boil. We raise our breakfast beer to our girl, Jessica Mendoza, on her new gig with the Mets. Pottymouth claims the Cardinals pitching squad for her Fantasy team, with specific nods to Carlos “Tsunami”  Martinez and Mike Mikolas. Patti keeps the Nationals and welcomes Patrick Corbin, Anibal Sanchez, and Trevor Rosenthal to the family. MLB Grit showcases the best of female high school baseball players. And vocabulary lessons are back with “service time.” You’ll need it when discussing the Jrs, Vlad, and Tatis.