This week we review the Twins-Indians series in Puerto Rico, where hometown stars José Berríos, Francisco Lindor, and Eddie Rosario all shone on the island still recovering from Hurricane Maria, along with a power outage that nearly shut down the series. Patti introduces a new stat! SPRINT SPEED. You'll have to listen to find out what that means and who has more boyfriends in the top ten. Bryan Price is out at the Reds. Could John Farrell step in? What about Dusty Baker? All that and a Minor Lea...
Apr 24, 2018•31 min•Season 2Ep. 28
Jackie Robinson Day celebration! Wait, is that...Wahoo? With the #42? Seriously, wft? Pottymouth has a word or two for Torey Lovullo after he said some unkind things about her Cardinals boyfriend Yadier Molina. Not okay, Torey! MLB at the UFC! Play-by-play for the Rockies-Padres and Red Sox-Yankees brawls and the "three stages of the brawl". Big shout out to MLB for their Trailblazer Series, bringing 100 baseball-playing girls ages 11 to 13 to California for the MLB Youth Academy! Patti takes th...
Apr 17, 2018•35 min•Season 2Ep. 27
Chuck Nazty signs for 6 more years at $108-$116 million (the oldest player to get over $100 mil at 32). Could it be the Altuve effect? And what are the implications for possibly next year’s free agents like Machado and Harper, both 25? Turns out the Buster Posey rule against blocking home plate only applies to catchers. Who knew? Maybe Mychal Givens, and all Didi Gregorius got was an out and a bloody mouth. Pottymouth keeps her lead in the Boyfriend Fantasy League as Patti moves into second plac...
Apr 09, 2018•34 min•Season 2Ep. 26
The Season has begun and we are so freakin' excited! Pottymouth takes an early lead in the Boyfriend Fantasy League but there's a long way to go yet, so stay tuned. Opening Day highlights include great performances by Denard Span, Anthony Rizzo, Justin Verlander, Yadi Molina, Scooter Gennett, Max Scherzer, and George Springer. Get details about everything in this week's show and our Baseball Boyfriend Fantasy League at Facebook.com/NoCryingInBBall Pillar: https://www.mlb.com/news/blue-jays-kevin...
Apr 02, 2018•27 min•Season 2Ep. 25
In our last episode before the season, Patti and Pottymouth spend some time with Max “Mako” Oliveras. Oliveras has a 50-year history in baseball as a player, coach, and manager. He has worked with teams in Puerto Rico, Mexico, and MLB. He shares stories of the early days of Alex Cora, Dave Martinez, and Daniel Murphy. Also this week: Patti & Pottymouth name their 1st String Boyfriend League players. Get details about everything in this week's show and our Baseball Boyfriend Fantasy League at...
Mar 27, 2018•30 min•Season 2Ep. 24
Youth and age in Major League Baseball: 24-yr-old Paul DeJong gets a record deal with the St. Louis Cardinals, but 29-yr-old Mike Moustakas heads back to the Royals for less than half the qualifying offer he turned down last November. Why can't players 30 and over get multi-year deals? Could there be a feud brewing in Los Angeles? Seems the Dodgers are a little bitter over Ohtani's decision to join the Angels. Also this week: Patti & Pottymouth pick their Boyfriend League pitchers. Patti tak...
Mar 12, 2018•30 min•Season 2Ep. 22
Shohei Ohtani warms up with the Angels but the Dodgers get the hot tub flu, all in this week's episode! Patti brings more science to the field in her ongoing study of everything that makes baseballs fly and learns that last year's balls were, indeed, different. Could that explain the record number of home runs? Listen to find out! Boyfriends this week (the last week of boyfriends!) are Yonder Alonso and Francisco Lindor of the Cleveland Lindors, er, Indians, and Kiké Hernandez and Logan Forsythe...
Mar 05, 2018•30 min•Season 2Ep. 21
We're watching baseball again! Yay for Spring Training! Patti & Pottymouth get a little teary-eyed talking about MLB teams' reactions to the horror at Stoneman Douglas High School but bounce back to wonder what's to become of Jake Arrieta, how humidors could change home runs, and the new pace-of-play rules. Boyfriends this week are adorable Jose Altuve and Sir George Chelston Springer III of the Houston Astros, and base thief Trea Turner and under-the-radar Anthony Rendon of the Washington N...
Feb 27, 2018•33 min•Season 2Ep. 20
Spring Training for the 2018 Major League Baseball Season has begun, and so has Season 2 of No Crying In Baseball ! This week: The Chicago Cubs are singing "I got Yu babe" after signing pitcher Yu Darvish and the San Diego Padres pick up first baseman Eric Hosmer. No time for anything else because Patti & Pottymouth are too busy talking about their Boston Red Sox and Arizona Diamondbacks boyfriends. Pottymouth is giddy as a schoolgirl about Mookie Betts and has nothing but respect for David ...
Feb 20, 2018•37 min•Season 2Ep. 19
It's the end of the first season of No Crying In Baseball! With so many players are still sitting on the hot stove, will the Major League Baseball Players Association plan to open a free agent training camp help get these guys signed? Also, what's going on with Bartolo Colon and Todd Frazier, and what is pro football great Russell Wilson going to do for the Yankees? All that and boyfriends! This week: Ronald Torreyes and Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees; Anthony Rizzo and Javier Baez of the C...
Feb 10, 2018•34 min•Season 1Ep. 18
As the Hot Stove draws to a close, Pottymouth has a favorite new TV show and Patti has thoughts on the Cleveland Indians decision to (semi-) retire their racist logo, "Chief Wahoo". The Milwaukee Brewers are looking even stronger after picking up Lorenzo Cain, Christian Yelich, and Matt Albers, while Mookie Betts wins in arbitration with the Red Sox and Major League Baseball tries a little positive reinforcement to shorten game times. All that and Boyfriends from the Minnesota Twins and the Colo...
Feb 04, 2018•30 min•Season 1Ep. 17
In this special episode, Patti & Pottymouth talk about their 2018 Baseball Hall of Fame inductee boyfriends: Vlad Guerrero, Chipper Jones, Trevor Hoffman, and Jim Thome. They also dig into the apparent steroid-use blacklist for the Hall of Fame and the impact of new statistics on veteran players.
Jan 29, 2018•25 min•Season 1Ep. 16
As the Hot Stove simmers on Patti and the Pottymouth trade talk about Austin Jackson, Yu Darvish, and Christian Yelich, with a little Nate Silver on the side.This week's boyfriends courtesy of the Milwaukee Brewers and the Kansas City Royals, and Pottymouth tells us where all the winter baseball can be found. Be sure to follow us on Facebook for more on this week's episode!
Jan 27, 2018•26 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Are we there yet? With just 25 days until Spring Training, Patti exposes possible MLB owner collusion and Pottymouth frets over the future of Mookie Betts in wild world of arbitration. Also, there's no clock on this game! But there might soon be...as Rob Manfred schedules a meeting with players to discuss the pace of play and new rules for the pitch clock and conferences on the mound. This week's boyfriends are brought to you by the St. Louis Cardinals and the Tampa Bay Rays. Be sure to follow u...
Jan 20, 2018•32 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Thirteen episodes into the MLB hot stove and there's no reason to be bored - not when big shot sports agent Jason Wood gets busted for having a hidden camera in his shower and Patti and the Pottymouth rob the cradle to find Miami Marlins boyfriends! Plus, Pottymouth gets tribal for her LA Angels boyfriend and Patti keeps following Zack Cozart and the never-ending saga of Donald the Donkey. All that, ginger beards, and the Women’s Baseball World Cup, too!
Jan 14, 2018•32 min•Season 1Ep. 13
A lukewarm week for the Hot Stove tries to get Patti down, so the Pottymouth picks a fight with Rougned Odor, and El Jefe leaves the room when he hears Adrian Beltre doesn't wear a cup (Owwwwww!). Boyfriends of the week from the Texas Rangers and the Pittsburgh Pirates. BONUS: Women of Baseball featuring Haley Alvarez, Amanda Hopkins, and Linda Alverado! Follow us on Facebook for links, videos, and more!
Jan 06, 2018•32 min•Season 1Ep. 12
It's the last day of 2017 with Patti and the Pottymouth, who offer their comprehensive expertise to Derek Jeter, explore the invention of the high five, and send a little Star Wars love to Sean Doolittle. Also, Seattle Mariners and Atlanta Braves boyfriends! BONUS: Did Pottymouth really apologize to Derek Jeeter? Info on the Robinson Cano charity
Jan 01, 2018•35 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Patti and the Pottymouth hate on Derek Jeter, ponder another mega-trade including Adrian Gonzalez, find solace in holiday romance when they learn that Orel Hershiser officiated Justin Turner’s wedding, and get serious about diversity in Major League Baseball. BONUS: Meet Mamie “Peanut” Johnson, female pitcher for the Negro League's Indianapolis Clowns, who passed away this week at the age of 82. And of course, this week's boyfriends — Blue Jays and Padres! The Vlad Jr. hip swivel....
Dec 23, 2017•36 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Patti and the Pottymouth send love notes to Shohei Ohtani, redeem Pottymouth's Hall Of Fame error, and pick their Orioles and Mets boyfriends. BONUS: Is Derek Jeter the Donald Trump of Major League Baseball? This episode sponsored by the podcast Dame It All To Hell, available on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play Music.
Dec 16, 2017•42 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Patti and the Pottymouth laugh about new Yankees' skipper Aaron Boone and his experience-by-osmosis, the newest Angel Shohei Ohtani, the future of Manny Machado, and favorite first pitches. BONUS: Why did Joey Votto buy Zach Cozart a donkey? LINKS: Khris Davis' The Creature First pitch to the groin...
Dec 09, 2017•37 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Patti and the Pottymouth go Ohtani courtin', pick their White Sox and Phillies boyfriends, and ask tough questions about sexual harassment in baseball in this week's episode. Plus, a shout out to Venezuela and El Jefe says "War Damn Eagle!" Also, LINKS!! http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2017/09/04/252359066/the-phillies-nick-williams-pulled-off-a-mind-blowing-slide-for-first-career-steal https://www.si.com/tech-media/2017/11/26/female-sports-reporters-sexual-harassment-media-circus...
Dec 02, 2017•33 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Patti and the Pottymouth discuss Hall of Fame favorites, a 20-second pitch clock, and international cash transfers in the latest episode of No Crying in Baseball. And, of course, bottom-of-the-barrel boyfriends. BONUS FEATURE: Drinking games!
Nov 25, 2017•37 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Patti and the Pottymouth hunker down for the Hot Stove and talk about Gold Gloves, MVPs, and the long cold wait for Spring Training.
Nov 17, 2017•32 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Patti and the Pottymouth nurse their baseball season hangovers with Springer, Altuve, and Mr. Morton, as they give their final thoughts on the 2017 World Series and look forward to next season. Schoolhouse Rock: Mr. Morton
Nov 04, 2017•19 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Bat-licking and literal love consumePatti and the Pottymouth as they review Games 4 and 5 and get ready for 6 and 7 of the 2017 World Series. Oh, and boyfriends: Jose Altuve is Everywhere!
Nov 01, 2017•18 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Two games into the 2017 World Series, Patti and the Pottymouth gripe about manager musical chairs, cheer their WS boyfriends, and express their deep disapproval of celebratory humpage.
Oct 30, 2017•24 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Baseball boyfriends, beards, and the attention of Puerto Ricans are all covered in this pre 2017 World Series inaugural edition of No Crying in Baseball!
Oct 26, 2017•32 min•Season 1Ep. 1
