Conversations with Alcoholics

I can hear the computer humming. I could hear that that freshener over there bubbling, certainly the right, So I have to turn the A C down off. No, no, you ain't gotta turn it off. That's all kind of aboudy here that except me does um is it doesn't need to have something in there? Will it burn itself out if there's not a fluid in there, it's fluid in there. That's obviously the bubbling yea um. But one time when that girl was here, it was steam oh yeah for some read Oh if you change the sentence

and ship they come out. Yeah, what happened to her? Our official co host, I said, don't come back. You know it's no six months and here we are. She's here at the last week of every month. So next week got you. So instead of first Sundays, it's more like last Tuesdays something like that. So no silings GL, no seilings GL. My man, Peter, we got Uncle Muke in the spot You Feel Me Toxic Masculinity Day recorded about four or five weeks, so toxic. They had to

go to rehap so toxic. Somebody had to to rehappen. Hey, they've been telling this live, man, have been telling the toxic. I can't go on Uncle move they got you block your punishment. This is what they do to me. Man. If I ever went live, I'd be banned too. That's true. That's true. Um. So you know what's funny. I couldn't figure out what we was gonna talk about. But I got a good subject. What's that? I got a good idea. So Mook had been on his whole tangent where he

wasn't drinking. Yeah right, and he was like he was in the season. Man, he was running. He was starting to look like Jerry Rice is something he building working out and everything. Then he pop up in this motherfucker today with the tequila. So what happened? Well, my tequillah never you see, it's an off day for me at work. Got you? Got you? Yeah? So the first, the first, the first, Uh, I did like forty forty four days or something like that without with no liquor, no nothing.

Then working out horror. So I'm still working out. I'm still on that. But now you're just cutting it with Yeah, I'm a stick. I'm off day though it's a recovery day. There you go, and tequila helps, but I must work. I ain't gonna go that for it's helping nothing. I'm just it's helping my brain. Man, you just more relaxed. There you go. I don't understand how you drink that ship like I don't. I don't. I don't know mooset life.

I can talk about my life. How how did you end up I drinking to say, like I have like had a dreaming problem, Like I was notorious for how much I used to drink, like among among white people who drank, like people would not like, don't go sit down and drink with him because that'll that'll shut out your lights. And it was you know a couple of friends that I knew growing up. We had like older brothers in college, you know, it's just cool. So I'm like,

they all started drinking like the ninth grade. So I don't really drink like the eleventh grade. But it took me a about a week and a half before it was just like a little out of hand, and I looked like I was twelve till about I was twenty seven. So you know, MacArthur Park, you can go get the fake I d s well. I was the only person from where I grew up that wasn't scared to get

out of the car. So we used to go up there and they would send me up there to get out and go deal with people, you know, on the sidewalks. So I had a fake idea all the time, which was ridiculous because it was just like such a joke to bring, you know, to a liquor store in Coasta Masa or some ship and trying to find a Mexican with a lazy eye on Nineteenth Street that don't know how to read. I found him, you know, But like

that fifth of tequila. I drink a fifth a night, every night, six nights a week, for for a long long time, and I would drive everybody home. I would get pulled over and whatever. It was nothing. And if it wasn't for track, I probably would have had a lot of problems because I wasn't because I still had to get to college. So I would drink from June to December hard, and I'd be like, funk, man, we got a meet in like two weeks. I better like

straighten this ship out. And if you know, cost me a lot of money what I did from June to December, because you know, preseason matters, but when you're nineteen twenty and you don't feel it that much, I mean I would. There were days we'd have a couple of Saturday practices because the coach was mad at me, so he make everybody show up on Saturdays, and I would show up.

A couple of times. I was like fall asleep in the car and throw up on myself and wake up and like put on yesterday's shorts and show up practice. I have vomit on my shirt. I just run or we aren't gonna know with no shirt today, and everybody else would be you know, okay, we gonna get on the line. We're gonna ru until Peter hates himself. Well, I I already do so we don't need that. So everybody else would throw up and hate themselves. But I already threw up, so I would just run everybody else

into the ground. And I didn't give a fuck, Like I was just wired differently than a lot of people down there. Even when I would go even when I got out of like Orange County, like I went to Dallas my freshman yor of college, there was some guys from like St. Louis and Atlanta or whatever the funk else. They was like, man, bro, you got hard, You're like unbreakable. I just didn't give a that was what they said. That wasn't what I said, laughing. But how did it

happen to you? Move? The drinking? Yeah? For me, Shit, it wasn't a couple of ways. Man. First I was smoking weed. I just smoke weed a lot. Then I never even liked liquor really. And what happened was it's college though it's the same. You know, college got me. College got me when I went to college, and I'm talking about j C. I ain't talking about going to the university. When I went to j C. Niggas was nigga. That's what happened when you started partying. Niggas was drinking

and smoking. Niggas was drinking and smoking. So once I got ahold of it, and I'm like, damn, this ship is cool. It didn't it made me feel cool. Obviously when I first started, I wasn't fucked up to the point of not being able to control myself. Did you start smoking weed in high school before you started drinking in college? Yeah? I started smoking third seven years I once in my life. Yeah, yeah, I started smoking first. So what happened was like we weed to dude. For me,

I can't speak for everybody. For me, we was having me laid back, so laid back sometimes to where like niggas are getting conversation and I just still be laid back, like I don't give I was like that with alcohol though alcohol alcohol for me, it's crazy. For me, it like kep kept me. It kept me more alert, especially when I was in college, like I was still alert. I'm having a good time. He gave me a cool little feel. But I felt, now I don't know what I presented. I felt that I could keep I can

navigate through situations better off off the liquor. So I'll be off the liquor and homies and be we we we were going out, and I'm like, man, this ship is cool. Right here, man, this ship is cool. And then I just started working with like of course these songs busting rhymes passed as you actually passed the crevosy at that point, right, But see that was it is a catchy melody. I didn't even pass it. See it was like, oh, you passed it to yourself. I showed

up with it and left passycler. No, he said he bought him. He just wasn't shast I was buying him when I'm not passing it to other people. Yeah, we just we was knocking them down. Man. They took my idea at one spot, and I was like, well this is ridiculous. So I just got really really really good at just like just plundering grocery stores for all that they had, Like I could determine the price of what

it was that I was feeling that month. I would take the whole stock out of a grocery store of whatever bottle I wanted that I liked at that time, and they would like tank grade number ten. I was notorious for tanker number ten. So I would cleaned out all the Ralphes in like a four city area of all the ten, and then the price would drop and I clean it out again and they'd raise the price, and then they would move it into the secured case

and then I'd find something else I liked like. But I probably stole fifty thou dollars with a liquor in my time, drank most of it, and then when I got to be twenty one, I could buy it. So then that was saying no more. That was a clean me up a lot too, because I had already been drinking like top shelf ship since I was seventeen. Because I'm not gonna walk in it's still a bottle of pop up. I'm still the best, you guy. I'm not paying for either one while am I gonna go take

the risk for the crap. So so as somebody who don't drink right, because I'm used to seeing motherfucker's drunk and they never look appealing. I've never seen a drunk person. I was like, that's how I want to be. He's seen me, but for sure, for sure, I don't understand why motherfucker's around drink cheap me neither, like yak is cheap, No cheap yak is cheap. Well, I mean obviously they got better age. Yeah, for f y for the audience.

If you're drinking koon yak of any kind, or brandy of any kind for that matter, any grape distilled oak aged, if it's not EXO ten years or greater, you're cheating yourself. Don't waste your time. But but I'm gonna tell you I noticed that, right, and and that's why they drink so much of that badass ship, a piece of ship out of you. I watch people drinking, they'd be like, I'm like, I don't want to drink because of beverage. When you drink it, it's like we call those pussies. Man,

that's how every did. Oh that's what you ought to imagine to a mega who don't drake, never drink when you watch motherfucker's drink, so you know all so so look, so I'm trying to introduce Motherfucker's to better I'm trying to introduce Motherfucker's to better liquor. So I realize you can't because they've been drinking so much bad liquor that they don't understand how to preserve a two hundred dollar bottle of liquor. Here's what I'm gonna tell you, and

this is just my personal opinion. This is not no fact. But here's what I believe. I believe mother Motherfucker's that's drinking. For one, they're trying to drink. They're just drinking like because they want a certain feeling. That's first. The next thing will probably be budget. It's almost like cripping back in the day or gang bang. I ain't gonna say cripping this gang banging. This is why Motherfucker's was wearing Chucks. They wasn't wearing Chucks just because Chucks was the fresh world,

was the cheapest. Dicky Is weren't the most expensive pants. So with that said, I think that Okay, it's like, okay, when you get to the Cone, Yeah, you get to the Hennessey. Now it's like, okay, now it's thirty seven dollars a bottle. You know when Nigga starting off, it was about twenty seven, you know what I'm saying. And at that time, it's like, I still look cool, I still feel cool. You know, I'm still looking cool, feeling cool, drinking cool with a Hennessy bottle ninety nine. I remember

getting ninety nine dollar bottles? Uh, Cavosian. I'm saying I was back when the dollar meant something. Yeah, twenty two bottles in Hennessey. You know what I'm saying. So I'm I think budgeting is a part of why you know, is what they're drinking or two? Because the same folks I do, I agree and I don't. But it's a bad idea. I'm gonna tell you why it's a bad idea. So I understand it is a bad idea because the problem is right. So it's two things right, it's two things.

I don't drink. I ain't the drinking, never drink right, that ain't my thing, but I do. I learned a lot about it because everybody around me was drinking. Go ahead for the audience, we don't have a camera here. I raised my hand to ask a question because, um, if I were to come through with something very nice and a very nice Cuban cigar, would you participate? No? Cigars A lot is the son of a bitch. For everybody listening, cigars cigars dog is like you don't even

inhale cigars for real. That's the beauty of it, The why smoke it because you're not smoking it. They don't even make it, don't make sense to non cigar smokers. A cigar is very strong. So like there's there's two kinds of drinkers, people who drink to get drunk. And it's kind of source right, I went from A to B for smokers. It's like you could if he moved those smokes cigars, if he smoked the cigar. I just smoked outside the way I smoked it. Nothing, no smoke

past the back. Moler. You know he's gonna be fucked up. It's really strong. So it's like weed. It's not like weed, but it's it's far more cerebral than weed. Like I got a good friend of mine, uh tongue in Big c He used to smoke weed all day, every day. It was just a degenerate loser, just a bum, a total bum. I hope you're here this. See I'm gonna sending this and seen told me this beautiful story. Some guy forgot where he was. He does a lot of

private security. You probably would know him if you've seen him. But uh, some guy walked up to him and said, hey, put that blunt down and handed him at bhica, which is like the top line Cuban coheba very hard to get. It's a phenomenal cigar, very strong, and he smoked a cigar and he's never smoked weeds since. And it's one of those things where it's like it's a little bit more body. You're totally it's it's a cognitive enhancing stimulant

and you get all that. Remember how back in the day you there's people you can take a dropper of creatine and put it under your tongue and it would get into your system that way, the same thing as the nicotin gets near saliva you go, he goes in that way. It's like it's it's kind of like dip more so, like you don't eat the dip. You just put in your mouth and it gets there. Yeah, or chewing tobacco, whatever it's it's it's closer to that as

far as a pathway goes. Then't necessarily smoking it into your bronchial tissue and going into your blood stream that way like it with a cigarette or with wheat. Yeah, I just ship um. I learned a lot about alcohol, right, I learned the brandy and the konyak theoretically is the exact same thing, just where they're sparkling wine versus champagne. Sparkling wine and champagne. So the difference between kon Yak and brandy is Konyak is made in this specific region

of France, which is called Frands. Say with armagnac, yeah, army yeah um. Same thing with champagne is sparkling wine. They're the same thing, is just made in this special district in France called Champagne France. That's how they got the titles. So they're the same, you know, I mean, except because you know, the process of making them is the same. But the separation really is when you start, like Pete was saying, you start going vs O P S exo, because then that becomes how long he's been

sitting in the barrel. And that's important because if you're oak aging anything, whether it be scotch, rump, tequila, or cognac, those are generally like it's scotch any whiskey, you know, and it's barrel aged. Uh, vodka origin is not barrel aged. That's how many times distilled. You'll see like like rocking out his grapes five times distilled, but like smearing office

three times distilled. The longer that you age something and oak the impurities infused into the oak and out of the base of the liquor before you run it through, which is why when you get the better liquor. Yeah, it's gonna burn to some degree. You're still talking. You know, alcohol content, but a lot of those small complex toxins, it's not. It's less that the because they be so cheap. The cheap liquor for the degree to which it burns less when you're drinking it, it's way less when you

wake up the next morning. Oh, that's part of what it is. For sure. For sure, if I drank I would only drink stuff that's been aged. Of course. Right now, we got some blue label Johnny Walker, Amen Scott. When you say we who is that? Where it's at the house? Where's that house we're pulling up? I buy a lot of I buy a lot of liquor. I gotta, I gotta. It would go great with that. I just have the water I just have. I got I got Uncle Forty's called a good host. I got Uncle forties exo infrigerator.

Right now, where's the fridge? Right there? You're pointing it in a studio and a young gentleman's outside of the hold up, I'll go get it for you. We're gonna pause this real quick. I had the greatest setup of all time. Like, this is kind of one of the things where I learned about profiling, because like obviously, like when I would go to l A When, especially when I was younger, if I was on Long Beach Boulevard, if I was on Century or somewhere where it was

hold I would get this is gonna be too bad. Um, I would get pulled over, you know, they thought I was trying to get prostitutes or drugs. Well, when I was in Newport when I was sixteen seventeen, if you're young and widen in a car, they're pulling you over because that you're probably you're If you're not a d y case and you're an m I P you're something, you're you're the greatest likelihood of them getting something out

of the time. So I was like, well, how can I drive around and beat these motherfucker's because I want I'm gonna drink and I'm gonna drive, but I'm not gonna get in trouble. Like those are three things that I can promise you. This is don't listen, Please, do not listen to this horrible not to do is white and white people could get away with anything. Remember I got a lot of white friends didn't get away with this ship. That's why I'm the best. Okay, So back to the point. So I got the forty V S

O P. You're gonna try it? I mean you, I don't know if you get so. I just said XO or better? What did I just say that? Oh? Yeah, this is this right here. This is called statutory rape. It's too young. Oh I feel the same way. It's too young. So that's the thing. So x SO is XO is ten years. It takes a grape ten years. If you're gonna have it with a spirit, it doesn't take a ten years necessarily, but it takes a grape ten years. It takes Scotch. It's got to be at

least twelve fifteen years. And rum's gotta be double digits. What's the oldest liquor you've ever tasted? Oh? God? Oh you know what? I taught some other guys down in uh, Orange County, how to you know, get things for free? When I was younger and we were big fans of soul and in the rest of the country when you're not white, that's called steel. Go ahead, that's one way of looking at it. That's one way get things without paying for them. So these gentlemen, um, gentlemen as they were,

they had gone a little too far with it. But they went into a house and cleaned it up. And so to translation, they flocked the house. It's called flock flock, that's correct. Um. But in typical Godfather fashion, they paid me their tribute. So the tribute that I received was a bottle of ray Martin Louis thirteen, which is I believe a fifty year age grade. I want to say fifty.

But anyways, it's it's a long time. The gap between that ramy and or vs OP and that stupid ugly green bottle, that horse ship, it's a whole another universe. It is a whole nother. Like the gap between V S O P and XO is palpable. The gap between XO and that is unmistakable, unmistakable. That and that would be the oldest because once it hits the glass, there's no more. It's like it's not like wine. Wine you can age in a bottle and and you can uh yeah,

you can flourish. Once it's once a koonak hits the glass, that's the end of the process. Once it's out of the oak, there's no more. So that would be it. I mean, you couldn't. You couldn't have that bottle. It's not aging anymore. Now you could you can. I can drink that And when I was nineties could be the same thing it is today. The same thing is today. And this is so tequila has the same type of

aging process. It's the titles of it. Um. Yeah, you got usually blancos or the cheapest and you've got and you've got those press that's that's a that's a pedophilia. Yeah, so dragon blanco, that's pedophilia, right. Reposato they put the rape and reposo, Yeah, yeah, that's that's strateutory rage. You know, that's like a high that's that's like a high school senior who's eight team but still in twelfth grade. It's not it's not illegal, but it's not classy. It's not

classy at all. And where do you want to be? That's that that's they put the hole in on yahoe. That's what I'm talking about. That's what that's what we're gonna knock. That's that's when I go get liquor for everybody. Yeah, I'm gonna stop right out of the nahole. I only got that because they have x SO for forty ship. I only try to fits up to me. I'm coming back with none, but x SO I'm coming back with

nothing but a nail. I'm coming back with none. Everything I funk with got to at least be older than I'm talking about. At least got to be college, like you might have graduated college, you're in grad school type age liquor to start and shout out to the Licks and tash for x SO experience. I thought it was a very spiring album and it absolutely absolutely so that's cool. Yeah so, But I think that's the point I always tell everybody. I'm like, Yo, you're drinking as bad ship

because you ain't paid for it. If you paid thirteen dollars, you feel drink it off because it costs thirteen dollars. Now you pay a hundred and fifty dollars for a bottle two, like it's budget. You know a lot of folks they can afford it. They're just because they don't take much to get there. But they can't afford it sometimes. But what I mean is they can afford it, but it's like they want to drink it, you know what I mean, Like I can afford it, Like I don't

want to get a big goat. I don't supersize my meal because I want to eat half my fries. I superfrized the meal because I want to eat the whole. I love fries. I want to eat all the fries and all that, and I want to rin all the drink. You see, that's the weird part. If I get so if I get some liquor, you want to drink the whole by the on in time. That's ridiculous, my thing, though,

you're better off, that's the point. You're just telling. Most people's point when they're drinking is I didn't you don't gotta look at you could actually help. Yeah, that's like a real bro brandy. Their motherfucker's broke. They cannot leave. If if if it got litor love her name, by the way, that's just listen. If it's the party is not over, well, that's that's true. It's a lot of people like that though, because at the end of the day, that's that's what you get the problem that is not

to get drunk. So every time you buy so every time you buy a two leader, you like, let me drink all the solda. That's my that's my point. Like it's not soda. Yeah, I get a liquor. If I do get liquor, Yeah, I got liquor to be drunk when I can't. When I can't when I get a two Leader. No, I get that to quench. And that needs to change in your life. You need to quench that that. But see, well, old school cats, and I remember this. One of my other cousins told brought this

to my attention. That's why older cats used to just have what you was called a nightcap, which they would pour the liquor in the cap, take the shot, boom. That was enough for them to relax in the evening time. Now, whether that was some made up dumbass story, it made sense to me because it's like, yeah, a nightcap, that makes sense. You're not trying to kill yourself. You just take a nightcap, boom, put in the cap. So you said it was the original night quill. But niggas, we

ain't doing that. Niggas is gonna We're gonna take the ship to the next level every time, so it ain't gonna be no nightcaps night bottle night. That's my thing though it's like to me, it was life changing for me, and I mean that fundamentally, like in the classical sense when I went from going All right, if my monthly budget is two hundred dollars or three dollars, let's stay three hundred a little more. It's a hat tip to my man over here. But I could buy ten bottles

of ship or two bottles of heaven. You're better off as a group as whatever, show up with one leader of ace ship instead of showing up with ten leaders that ship. Here's the deal, all right, And I feel what you're saying, for sure, I do. But here's what's gonna happen you. You you spend two on the bottle, you show up with that, right, motherfucker's gonna drink it so fast you only might get one glass. Have to

discipline them. No, But I'm just telling you I'm moucker gonna get mad and be like y'all, I had more to ship than I had and I'm the one spent two three. I'm just telling you that type of ship with us it turns into that. You know why, I'll tell you where my drink and I had. Everything comes back to women because if I show up with a hundred dollar bottle of the best, run of the best is a cop on the market's a hundred and fifty dollars,

it's sugarcane based, it's it's aged eighteen twenty years. The first ten sluts get their hands on it inna pour it all over pineapple juice and not know the fucking difference, and they're what's ruining society. You need to have a clear understanding. Hey, look, we're gonna put this straight in the glass and we're not gonna touch it and drinking slow and appreciate what's going on. And by the time you drink it a little slower and appreciate what's going on.

You don't need to be so ship faced you can't feel your feet anymore. I'm gonna tell you this. You could try that move. Everybody can try that move with the brother with fellas. Fellas can do that. Fellas can do that and say, you know what, Look, you brought that bottle boom, it's to drink. That would be every Sunday, so you can come back next Sunday until we finish it and then we get another one like Fellas could do that exactly. You take that ship to some ship

with any women there, it ain't gonna happen. It just ain't gonna happen. The pineapple juice will ruin everything. Like it wasn't a joke. Kevin Hartson says, pineapples. You know, stop pineapples. This is true. At the bar, pineapples stop. No one's putting a hundred and fifty dollar bottle of Martel on pineapples but out. But I figured out what it is though. See consistently with black folks in my community. And I hate to meet this because you're a white

person and I don't like telling you getting money. That's why I wasn't. Here's nothing we're all really, there's no White people don't have a universal drinking problem. Sure, sure, but that's not that's not what I'm talking about. What I'm saying is, see, because black faith, black fold been the face of poor people around this country. There's some social issues that's happening, right that are relative to economic This is just this part of the same oppression right

of this country. Right, So you buy a cheap liquor, right, and you gotta mix it because it's cheap. Of course, you don't even know what I'm telling you, as most black fat like Hennessy, regular bullshit, asked Hennessy. They call it vs. Very special and nothing special. Pedophile, very very unfortunate. You drag a pedophile liquor. I got a question here. And the first time I you over there, just over there indulging in that little baby. They just finished that.

They just stepped out. I got the back yard and brought that in part up for you right now. That thing ain't had a day. No, that's that's think about it, Blanco. They made that ship in the bathtub right now and put in the story. You got the hall. If I drink, you would have to hold my ship because at least I'm talking about college. I'm doing good enough to at least I'm twenty years of better. I at least because I wouldn't be drinking it every fifteen seconds. I'd be

hitting shot at talking about discipline and drinking. Like like I said, man, you're talking about people coming over having one shot. It's like black folks with steaks. I got a rap line in a song I had a rap line in the song, uh, I took her on a bad date. No, look, I took her on a bomb date. If you order well done, no, no, I took the best to get a bomb steak. If you order well done, it's our last date. Do not come into motherfucker and

get this hundred dollars steak well done. The worst feeling in the world if you take if you take a woman somewhere and listen, Brad, it's really important. Stop eating well done steaks. You know, if a steak, you know, if a steak is nasty because you need a one. Yeah, that's that's the waffle house steak and special. I love it at three in the morning. Been there, done that a million perfect. But we're not doing that at Taylor's. Like like, but again, that's what they keep doing to

that liquor. That liquld be so bad. You gotta mix that ship with everything, just like that steak. Theaby getting that that. You know, want to lick salt off your thumb and have a Lineman ship. Then you got the wrong tequila. You don't have the right process. You have the wrong tequila. If you ask me, it's important thing to know, you know, back in the day, you appreciate this.

This is probably well. I've I'm an old man now, so you know, maybe twelve years ago I developed a process and it included what was what was ratchet test number one, and it happened in a very awkward situation. But I would go out with a girl now, I would advise that maybe she orders a certain item on the menu, and I would know ratchet test number one, she's gonna order the salmon she passed. If she orders the salmon she fails, that's the nunciation thing, just bigger

than enunciation salmon and salmon, bigger than annunciation. That's that is well done versus that is well done because I know that I'm not with him annunciation of salmon and salmon. No man. I had a nigga go to the thing. It's safe for leading men, and I for sure I

ain't going back to the steakhouse stadni again. That nick No, he made the girl look so Philip millions, okay, but salmon, get the fuck no no, no. Like I say, I ain't mad at nobody, but this girl order to salmon and the waiter didn't quite hear it right and looked over at me to translate like I knew what she was talking about. And I looked back and I was like, you're gonna have to square that with her. Yeah, yeah, passion. To me, salmon is a color, Salmon is the food.

It's crazy shift I have ever heard in my life. If I say salmon is I'm paying my low rider this kind of piggish color called salmon. When I go to the spot, I'll be like, let me get the set that can only because the low Rider is Mexican and I'm just keeping it. I'm just keeping it a buck. I hear you, duce mad dudes, Matt got a sound in caprice a land down? What would you consider yourself to be? A ratchet gentleman? Hands there? But I don't order sounding. I don't order sound, and at the at

the spot, I don't google. I don't get none past medium plus medium plus. I had to get me because I ain't doing medium rare. I don't like that. That's a little too much from me. I need it. Got to you got to put a little bit more fire under there on the inst side. Have you ever had blue rare? Blue? No? What is that? That's the sound cooked this? Um. I went to a spot in Arizona called the Keg Great Steakhouse. And you guys remember in uh people in training day the baseball steak over down

there at the Pacific Dining Car. I have no what's funny to me is the harmy trash start talking about a baseball steak the other day and we laughed at his ass so hard, because baseball steak is some ship. They used to eat that, like you know when, like old folks like at the World War two. I'm gonna take you for a steak dinner. That's what they was getting a baseball steak back when America had a class and you can get a good steak. Yeah, I don't know if I would say a baseball steak is a

good steak. No, nothing is good without bones. Nothing is good without bone. I was in Texas at bone so pete. I'm sitting out between the white folks and black firms. Tell you the difference. We are a flavorful people. I understand that, and that's why we got hot blood pressure. I got two words just just just to throw up high. Now you hot blood pressures. Your words My words are seasoning as salt. I understand what you're saying. It ain't enough season so you can put on that. But let

me tell you how bad the filet minyon is. The fila minyon is so unflavorful. They got to wrap a piece of bacon around that nasty bastard. If you wrap baking around my flame, and yo, I'm gonna wrap baking around your neck. But the reason they're trying to is because such a flavorless A lot of great restaurants all around the outside. Yeah, because they're trying to get because you know, pork they don't sweat like pigs don't sweat,

so it becomes it's preseasoned. So they wrapped the bank in around it, trying to inject the flavor in that nasty ass. Chill and nasal. Baseball steaks neither because baseball steaks is a poor man for late. It's it's a lot of volume for the surface area. I feel baseball steaks. I have one blue rare. Okay, what's blue? I'm still

sleep on blue Rayka. I went to um like I said the keg and z and all right, the baseball steak at Pacific Dining Car, that etan hock ate all that ship that was a piece of ship of meat my new Pacific Dining car is one of the most expensive places you could eat along and they're fucking baseball. Steak is garbage, I'll tell you to you to their face, they can say it's some steak from the movie Ball Blah. That guy was from North Hollywood. Ever had a steak

in this life in the movie. So anyhow, I go to the keg and a zy and they have the grades of how you can have this thing cooked, and it's like the rarest is blue. Rare basically means we're gonna have a hot flame. We're gonna roll it across like a basketball and pick it up on there the size and be cooking for about twelve seconds. So we're gonna serve it to you. Pe. You really are white bro blue ray. I never even heard do you know how for sure that you call it right? Do you

hear what he just told you. It's it's a little more cooking than that, but not by much. It's it's cool. It's cool interior. It's a cool interior steak that's about four inches thick. And it was an exceptional, exceptional dining experience. It was just exceptional. Yeah, it's like a bush that ass pieces Tony Solo Mayor to go there when he was living in an azy shout Tony who subsequently blocked me like a month ago on Instagram. Its biggest fan. I know we gotta get him me here, So I

ask me why, God, I gotta get unblocked. I got you, I'm gonna get him. I'm get me. What the fun did you do? You did some talk to have no idea. I'm his biggest fan. So baseball steak bro look like a muffin baseball steak. Yeah, it's like a it's like a it's really a poor man's for leg I did see a rich man. It's a poor man's for that pore. So he's talking a lot more nicer. Anyway, back to these pedophile liquors, these pedophile liquors, these these pedophile alcoholics

out here that keep drinking is cheap as ship. I don't want to talk about your I'm here to help you fucker talk about That's all it is. But it's not budget, it's it's it's not standard standard because Hennessey ain't cheat even me. Look when I was on my drink, drink drink type ship, not on my drink on my off day type ship. I'm wanna drink ship, I say. If you don't have what I drink, I drink what

you got, Nigger. That's because you are drinking for a different You're probably don't have a hard day, and you just need to get out of your mind. A lot of motherfucker's is doing. You just might not agree with day reasoning of a hard day. Let's say you're me okay for a second. Listen, it's gonna be very challenging. Close your eyes so you don't notice the gross pigmentary differential. You drink a bottle of Hennessey a night right, because I drank a bottle of hand seen many times vs

vs OP when I didn't know any better. If I drank a third of a bottle of XO, I'm fine. That's a great night for me, and I only got to buy it once every third night instead of drinking the other ship once every night three days. A fifth a third of the fifth, that's very very good. Is better than three fifths. It's very very bad, That's all I'm saying. In Hennessey is very very bad. As far as much as Nigga's love Hennessey, Hendy said some bush and don't talk to me about that. White Hennessey ready

programmed the nigging and the songs too though. That's the other I agree, But you can't take advice from a bunch of niggas who don't know more than you. Yeah, a lot of niggas do, because that's why a lot of niggas is doing lean and appeels and all that other ship there grabbing about it. Ain't even doing it. But you know, when you keep hearing that in your ears over and over, you know, you start believing it. We can all agree. You can't control sound waves, microwaves. True. True,

And that's what gets you. I got a bit of a theory here, and this is a little it's a little deep, as a little abstracts. Just you're gonna have to tolerate me, because that's the best I can ever ask for. You know, you can't get I can't ask me more than tolerating me. But you know, you look at like the history, for example, of like creole people in Louisiana, right, that's creole is a French word at the time means free. That's why the language in Haitian

and Haitian language is creole whatever. I had to look that up because I was like, why do Haitian will speak Creole, but people in Louisiana who are light Skian are Creole andn't Like, what's the correlation there? And I wonder why specifically Toniak, like why why not Scotch, why

not Rum? What why Conia? Is there like any sort of historical subconscious significance to the aspiration to like French culture or something that that comes from, like Creole Louisiana where Cognac, which is a French liqueur, is revere in some capacity in the community that I've often wondered. I haven't gotte and done any polling, there's no polling data, but is there any attraction possibly to that hypothesis? I have no glue. Yeah, I don't know the connection neither.

That's deep, you know what it is? I don't know. I'm not gonna talk about that. That ship is way deep. I don't know how to Yak become what it is, but that that could be a starting point because everybody is from that area, and I'm sure Yak had to come through there because you would think you would think motherfucker's would drink bourbon because bourbon is an American made liquor. You know, you hear, why the fund is you getting

something from the French. And let's be even more deep, like the reason creole became the term for Louisian people Louisiana was if you had French blood in you and your lineage. Before the Louisiana purchase, Napoleon said, if you have any French blood in you, you're not gonna be enslaved by an American president. So if you are part French and you're black, you are freed as of today,

and we're signing the document tomorrow. So I understand where there's like a a hierarchy with the creole thing in Louisiana because it's like, well, he's light skinned, I'm light skinned, he's free. I'm creole like him out free, Like that makes perfect sense to me. But with that also, you know, just just a further kind of reverence to like the fresh aspiration that that's that's kind of where it came

from my head. You know, Like I said, I'm an alcoholic and I'm very abstract, so I don't know anything about anything. Ask a question, I gotta give a quick story just because you know, I'm starting to talk to this creol ship, and I gotta just give one quick story that's irrelevant to all this ship. But it was just more irrelevant than that. It was more fun. It was funny. It's fun for me. And it had to

do with this. Look my cousin and my god brother, the same my godfather that I told you talking about the steaks and ship. Because he got hot as a motherfucker. He like Joe Pesci type nigked fuck yeah, man, he's a little short motherfuck a loud you know what I mean. Funck up, get you to bars to this motherfucking retarded ship quick and will being some whole other ship fast like god damn. But look him, him and his son, right we uh we we? He got season clip tickets

to the Clippers. He's a Clipper guy. I don't know. I don't know nothing about all that. I didn't get into it, but I remember at one time the Clippers ticket you paid three hundred dollars and then let you coach it a little bit. God, that's how bad it was. So look so look, no, look, but I was getting to this. I was trying to tell them one time. I was telling them about my ski and complexion, and

they ski and Complexion. I was telling my fucking god bro, I said, I'm telling you, I'm gonna say his name. But I said, I'm telling you, dude. I said, Homie, I deal with Ship just off of this. And he was laughing, like no, no, no, no. So we go to this game, the Clipper game, me and him, but we go to wheel call get the tickets. True story, dude. We get fucking tickets. Go in the game. Boom, of course, my guyfather got some cool season tickets. We're not too

far behind the backboard. Whatever the case may be. Boomed. We go, you know, halftime whatever, to go get some alcohol and ship at the at the little stands or whatever. I left my fucking I lose my ticket. A matter of fact, no, I didn't lose my ticket. My god brother lost his ticket. So he's like, oh fuck, you can't get back down. You can't get back down, right. He's like, hey, man, let me use the ticket. I said, hell no, I said, man, he's gonna question me before

you question you. My god brother is like, nah, man, no, he ain't man, he's gonna question man. Fun. He's acting nervous, not on the real nervous ship on some joking joking ship. But I'm telling them. I'm like, nah, I'm telling you. I said, let's go right. So we're walking towards the security. Everything walk boom. I let my god brother go first. My god brother goes first. Security goes, hey, man, let me see you take it. He said, Oh, man, I ain't gotta left it out of my seat. All right,

go ahead. I go right after him. I say, I ain't got a left it out my seat. He said, you can't go literally right after the um your cousin lighter skinning you. Of course, it's an interesting I got a similar, similar stre girlfriend of Jay's that I went out with a few times, and she's like skinned shick obviously from Louisia, from l A. So if you're from l A, your grandmothers from Louisiana's the law. Apparently I didn't know when they passed the law, but that's the law.

She's she was the original salmon Chick, by the way, the original salmich But she was talking about the phone. She was like, Oh, I don't know if we could like go out and ship. I'm afraid your parents are gonna be racist and blah blah blah blah blah. And I'm like, I'm older than you. I crossed this bridge before, so it just kind of depends on how you want to handle yourself. She was like, well, I'm like pretty light skinned, so your parents will be cool with me.

And I was like, sweetheart, that won't help you one iota. Like, if you act like you act most of the time, it's gonna be a problem no matter what the part of the spectrum you're on. Yeah, yeah, got you, got you, got you. This is a real conversation. The first off, this Nick is a white man. He started off like, so this bitch I used to date the Jay's that's already was funny. I just didn't laugh because for sure from the jungle, and because he from the jungles. Hold up,

what's your name? No, we're not gonna go that far. I'm not thinking I might know it. Not amazing, because I might know it. Whatever we're talking about that off the nook the same night I'm talking about though, that happened with the security guard. Here's what else happened the same night. I pull up when we get the tickets, you know, like I said, my uncle, my godfather, got great tickets, of course, you know what I mean. So

we come up. What is it about Godfather's They always got the hook up, man, And he's like, I'm telling you, he's like Joe Pashy. Dude, I'm telling you, man, And he's gonna laugh at me when you hear this, but look, I swear to guy. So that was the second part of the night that I was talking about the color Ship. I told him, my god my god brother. Before this, I'm like, dude, they always sunk with us, Bro, I'm telling you. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, my godfather,

he's waiting on us. He's like, man, where the funk y'all that? You know, It's like talking to me, man, where the funk y'all that? Man, Goddamn man, I'm at the game. They bought these tickets for you. Little motherfucker's. Your motherfucker's is late and then it you know, that's how you beat right. And I'm like, man, we're right here, man, we're coming up. So when we come up, right, when we first come up, he comes out of a gift shot and like I just told you how he talks

to me. You know, we clowned like that he come out. He said, you motherfucker's you motherfucker's been having me waiting here all goddamn right. We clowned him having fun. The security look he's yelling. I'm not even talking and I'm laughing. You got ye that man. He the security immediately comes to me and said, hey, man, just calm down. Said. I said, calm dawn. I said, I ain't even sitting there he talking. You are dark. I'm telling you, this is what I'm telling But he's dark compared to a

bunch of pale people. This is what I'm telling you. Man came up. He's like, this little is coming at me, cussing us out. Motherfucker, I've been waiting, you motherfucker. The security comes, he looks at him and see it's who he's talking to. He sees me and just sees me walking up to him. He don't know that. Yeah, I'm about to be laughing with him. He comes to me fast and says, a man, just calm down, you know. I said, calm down. I said they I ain't even talking.

And I looked at my god brother again. I said this is what I'm talking about. And he was laughing, like, wow, that's you. Know he I guess he never saw that happen. It's funny. It's like like you had mentioned on a previous show and it's one of the forthcoming episodes was about wiggers, right am I allowed to say. I even know it's not gonna gonna block the show, but you sent it to me, so I don't know wiggers for sure. We definitely have a wigger. Okay, well where I come from,

I am one, but people did a wigger. Just crazy. You're like a white guy for real too, not down there. You got too much flavor, way too much. You like the wing. I'm like, I am diebe he's walking down there, so like so wait a minute, way too much salt. So if you dated a white girl, die of shock. But like, no, I mean no, I've had that brought up, like I've thought that battle back home a lot, you know, because that's how I'm perceived back there. I never get

trying to be black from you, Pete. I'm not. I just try to be me. I think you just got flavor, but it is what it is. You know. What's funny. You remind me of one of the white people from Boston. Maybe I could see that people it's like because you have like a like a like a flavor for existence, you know what I mean, you kind of got stybed. You're not totally avoid of stallion, but you're not nothing like a You're not nothing like a brother. Like you

don't care yourself like a brother. You don't pop it like a brother. I don't even hear you using the lingo like people. So that's funny to me that I think maybe just because you hang around you like somehow you people like you, that's a part of it. Sure, it's yeah, And I'm older now, so like when I was younger, it used to bother me. But like I mean, it bothered me no different now than then. But like yeah, I mean like I would take calls and I would get calls on the hot line you know down there,

and it's colde language, you know. I mean, I'm getting calls from out of state about this and that it's A A Z the Chicago line, and it is what it is. But yeah, I got called. I have fought that battle a hundred times, I'll say that much. But the way I lost my fake idea to go back to the alcohol thing was this is the whitest ship you guys are gonna ever hear on this podcast. Alright,

this is this is this, This is real white. This is like peeling sunburned white, which is gonna be week Okay, as soon as I get in the sun for the first time this year, it's gonna be me in a month. So I roll up with a bunch of people, and I'm the only person who still has an idea because at least I can hold my water when I get grilled. So they had to miss six of us in like an old expedition maybe I don't know, pre drinking before this concert. We're going to Dodger Stadium for a Dave

Matthews concert. It doesn't get any fucking wider than that. It doesn't. And I'm riding in the back seat. So we get in there and everybody's like, hey, Pete, you got the fake I d go by everybody that you know a fucking beer at the place, and here's like sixty dollars, and I'm like, well that covers half of it, so funk yourself. But whatever, So I go and out whatever. Man,

I got caught. They took my I D and I had to stand outside in the parking lot looking through the chain leak fence the goddamn concert, and it didn't waiting for all my friends to come outside so I can make sure I gotta ride home. I got thrown the funk out of the goddamn stadium entirely. The whole You missed the whole ship. I didn't. I got thrown out with the opening act. I didn't see Dave or his black friends and even performed for two seconds. It

was terrible. Hold we were to go drag this because this is this conversation right here is gonna be about a six partner. This conversation is gonna get deep because there's more people come in, more people, so we're gonna I just want to ask the question, what's your dream liquor to drink? I never even thought about that. That's how I know you don't really you're not really a drink like as funny is, you're more like a dependent on the emotion than actually enjoying the alcohol. Yeah, that's

what I've came to the conclusion. That's that's that's what I'm saying. You're not even like tasting the Liquor's like, let me just drink it off. Because I thought all this sh now, I never thought about that in my life, about a dream. So now that you have a choice, right, you're thinking about it. Right, You've heard of some liquors, you heard some of these rapping these talk about stuff. So what would be your dream liquor to drink? Would you like? You know what I want to drink that?

Let me start. What's your favorite kind of liquor? That's a great one. What's your favorite spirit? Like? Okay, Louis Richard Ard, it's cold. That's big guy. I had to Louis before Remy Remy makes it. Louis too, right, Remy Louis, Remy Martin Luthereen that I've never heard of that. You want to know what, Okay, Richard Hennessey is the is the premier Hennessey. It's the Louis thirteen of Hennessey. There is one konyak, and Ray makes it and it sits

above all konyaks in the world. Martel has a top flight. It's their top of the line and it's exceptional. But there is one konyak that goes for Christ Almighty. It might be eighty thousand dollars a bottom, and that is the Remy Martin Black pearl. Now, I'm not giving you a cheat sheet, but but if somebody wanted to have a dream of one Kognak for all time, then Glasses was going to pay for out of his pocket, cold hard cash. That would be a fair answer. And you said,

that's what's that called black pearl? Right after you? Now, I want to call you the black pearl. The black pearl. My mama named pearl, So I damn pearl. I want the black pearl and the black pearl. There you go, all right, Pete, what's your what's your spirit? It's a tough one. I have one for every kind. Um, so are we counting Scott's Bergman and all all them different? I gotta favor for everything. Okay, So what's the what

tequila is your dream tequila to drink? You know, there's like what is it the it's like the quervo like provided if familiar or something like that. Something. There's there's a queer vote. It's like a about a grand or so I'd like to try that, Um, some of those or Padrone has a two thousand dollar line. I'd like to try just to see what that's all about. Um, what are we really talking about here? With that because I don't know where you can really go out of

a covey. It's not a flavorful base. Sure, so let's think we yet, what's your yet? I'll just say this, I would if you said I don't like those people over there, I take every goddamn last one of them out for a bottle of blue bottle of black pearl. Question. So I got to get y'all both a bottle of black pearer on one bottle. Yeah, do that and name four people you don't like. And everybody's even no, no, we're not gonna do. I'm just saying, he says, motherfucker mate.

So I was just only achievable standpoint. There's um, there's a limited exo martel that I liked. It's got around at bottom, kind of looks like the Eiffel Tower. It's probably about two I would I would grab that. I was thinking of grabbing that front birthday. But as far as like dream liquors go, yeah, that black pearl is a special thing and they stopped making it so that that's a very unique asset. Black. That's a little spirit. Oh yeah, that would. It's such a spirit. I might

not be atheist no more. Who knows