To be great, you have to be okay with being judged. It's the hardest thing about greatness. You have to be okay with being judged. Clapper glasses class trying to prompt move to class. Move has a cocktail, So we can't Oregon State be USC two weeks ago. Hold on, that's the first time they had done that since nineteen sixty. Yeah, that's the type of predictability we're talking about on money lines.
I'm not talking about spreads, just money lines. First. That's what is that sixty one fucking years, all right, So so you start to get and it happened this year, yea, And this was a year I didn't bet on that c for that game because SC sucks Dick and their coach is gone because he sucked Dick and they're terrible. So I wouldn't even I didn't even make that pet
that day. But you would have lost that bet if you would have if I had, yes, But because it was week four, I had enough information to know not to make it. So I mean, like the flukish novelty, bizarre circumstances that are cost I know what I've been on. Eleven starters were out for l s U and their coach had been fired under the table before the game,
and Florida was doing well. And I bet well Florida's gonna walk through that team because anybody with hangnails going out for the season so they don't have to play no games because they don't want to play no more. You got damn want to cost me all my fucking money. No ceilings, come back, bastards, no sailings, no ceilings, no money, no ceiling class them alone, no money with Peter Boss, I like your boy something goddamnit, like the Homeway mooke,
oh man, gambling has done them dirty money. We just need cow here right. Yeah? Um, what you've been on, Pete? We last week we was down. You know, we took a week off, um figure out. Yeah, we had a bye week. It's been a long straight run. We needed a bye week to reset, um re calibrate. Yeah, King got King been bouncing from state to state and ship everywhere. I wish I was just not bet he's a real rolling stone for real. Papa really wasn't rolling stone, and
I just was like, I got the caligular effect. I see that Welcome to Tennessee sign on that forty bridge, I started to salivate a little bit. I smell him ribs through the phone. I don't know why he got so much flavor. Dog. Yeah, white people on the West Coast don't usually have flavors. No, No, it's the ribs that have the flavor, not me. Like who actually waits to go get good food? If you white, usually you
don't want seasoning. That's a fact. That's but you p to be like, Nagy, we need to go to Memphis. It's a spot. First off, nigga, why are you in Memphis? And you know what? Memphis trying to make money? Man, white folks make all the money in the South. Yeah, he gonna go the ones who ain't got no money. Dude. I put that. I put that. I put the cap right filter on. No nice states that always say this bro, nice states on there. You gotta understand. Van got mad at me. We did a podcast and Van got mad
at me. He was like, gee, man, you're trying to make it like he said, You're trying to make it like you know, the white folks in the South. I said, Man, the white folks in the South was broken. Poor slavery was they lick? That was they? Uh stimulus It wasn't even a slavery. That was the ind D. It was cotton gin slavery. After about eighteen ten was what's his name Calhoun? John C. Calhoun. He put everybody on. John C. Calhoun was like the He was like the cryptocurrency of
the ninetiesh century. You gotta think like so when slavery came through and made all these poor wife folks come up, it was de licked. That was the little P P P loan slavery. And because person person that was a E D D loan, that was the E D D. That's how they came up. Bro. That was the trying to buy all those old reconstruction properties. That was. I mean they had built uhing down there a hundred and
fifty years from eight thirty the home. Me tell me about we got coaches, No y'all don't y'all just don't want to spend no money fix this ship up. Still living in cultures, excuse for I don't want to fix my downtown. Man, Their motherfucker's still nig niggas living in plantations out That motherfucker's still move man. You know what in the South North Carolina that niggas living in plant takes Georgia, uh, Louisiana black selling chocolate to that motherfucking house.
I talked a lot of shit about. I saw a little exchange online a couple of years ago, and I'm crazy bias about Project Pays, one of my favorite couple of rappers of all Trump and shout out to Pat. What a Pat? And what's all boys name? From out there? Memphis? Got it on lock with the hip hop right now? Who do you to do with a deep boys? Dark skin? Do South nephis dark skin? Do Yo? Is from down there,
black youngster back in the world. You know something, Dolph, You're Dolph was saying something about Pat not being from like the hood, so it's not like not not that, not that, but like saying how Dolf came up rough and something like that. And Pat said, oh you you grew up in a house. I grew up in the projects and Project Pat. And I was in South Memphis looking at properties all last spring, and I gotta tell you something. In South Memphis, the nicest place you can
live as the projects. And it's not even close. It is a It is a beacon on a hill compared to everything else. Every other home in South Memphis is falling apart as you watch it, and the projects are like Trump Tower sitting on a hill with lights coming out of clouds from above, just shining. How nice it is. I was just fucking dumbfounded by that. I was like, man, this town is your time warp from the rest of the economy. And they got fantastic Memphis, Like all the
recipes are still the same. Rest the piece. I need to get down. Man, they got some fly ship. Yeah, whenever he was at that museum, Yeah, the Civil Rights Museum, Motel that it was fired. I goddamn that went to church down there. I enjoyed the city so much. A church is different too. Did you go to Graceland? No, I didn't go to Grace. Did you go to Stacks Stax Museum? So Stax is the home of like it? Like Motown was like oh I've seen that. I didn't go in, and Motown was like death ro Then Stacks
was like bad boy. Now yeah, it sound like an angular street. I didn't. I didn't go in. Stacks was poppic. Uh all that right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, but you'll be with all that. Uh that's his business. Looking at Fall Duplex to buy a couple of duplexes for like seventeen dollars. Did it happen? No? I bought one and the seller pulled out of the last second the market went up so much. He said, I'm not gonna pay you. If
you want to sue mesume me. And I was like, I can't really see if anotherings like, I guess it's dollars and sue me for this? Yeah? Yeah, um, you see the closer? Oh, I saw the closer. You're back to the death. They called me the closer. You see the closes on Netflix? Dasha Pelle Special Mastermind brot me all right, So as a comedian, Pete, I've really got to know your take. Why does okay? So some people say calling it the alphabet mafia is me being like
disrespectful to me. It's not. I don't mean that in a derogatory term. I mean that in the way that it's entirely too many letters every year. Yeah, you keep adding letters right to to the movement. It's too many letters for me to remember. And I've been corrected too many times. And the way you throw your power around is like the mafia. And look at the way they added them to plus pluses I mean, imagine how hard you gotta twist the arm of the guy on the
other side of the table during negotiations. We want lgbt lgbt Q plus alright, fine plus plus, alright, fine, fine, just leave us alone. So when I say the alphabet mafia through this podcast, trust me when I tell you, if I mean to be disrespectful, I will disrespect you. I have zero problems and showing my lack of admiration for any motherfucking movement or any person I have a
lack of admiration for. So when I say the alphabet Mafia, it's really u more of a respect thing and also a little bit of fear, right as far as how the power is thrown around. So during this podcast, I will be referencing the alphabet Mafia. So don't call my heart winding about glass mafia and we love power here unless we do. We all love the mafia and we all love the alphabets. Right, So don't call Charlotte Maagne, don't call Nikols and tell them because they already know
I'm with this bullshit. And if you call, it's gonna get real fucked up because don't know, motherfucking body, don't nobody gave me no platform. They all asked me to do this ship, and I don't give a funk. I will go hard. I have nothing else better to do. The motto is you can't cancel the Crip, which really insulates Mr. Malone but leaves my ass out in the call, doesn't it? Well? You with the crips? So yeah, what with all those angry other Alphabet Games members show up?
I fucking replay that in in surround sound. They don't want this fade. That's different, with all due respect, they don't want This's other real crips that don't want to fade. There's other real blood, another real game. It's other real motherfucker that don't want to face. So I'm not worried about nobody wanting to fade. I'm saying I'm not trying to be disrespectful. But long story short, I have seen the Alphabet Mafia come after Dave's so tough, and they're disguising.
They're not disguising, that's the wrong word. The name of some of their movement is like the National Black Alliance or some ship like that, where you don't even know at this point now that this is a movement that's for the alphabet mafia. It's not most of those people who are all piste off or not even are neither l g BT and or Q or plus or the second plus there. What the funk is this second plus or the first plus? Anybody who want to be downs
it is. Yes, well you can't say, sir oh, but it's really it's a bunch of well to do, wealthy white people in the Bay Area where the tech center is, or in Manhattan where the finance center is, who are trying to leverage those poor goddamn people to the nth degree so that they can blackmail other people for money power and leverage themselves using them as the cudgel. That's my opinion. You can be maybe goddamn wrong. I don't
think that. Remember that people who are gay, lesbian, bisexual, trans or anything else they don't mind being advocated for. I think the reality is when they think they're being advocated for their being exploited. I could be wrong. Again, I don't know. It's that That's just how it looks to me, And it looks pretty clearly like that to me. Mm hmm. And I don't even know all the letters, well, the letters are not at well, start at the top, but it's not important. It's for people who live sexual
alternative lifestyles that are above the law. I have one beef with that. That's ridiculous, Like it still has to be it still has to be legal. I don't like you. Here's why. If you're straight and you're questioning if you like homosexuality, just file yourself right in with the bees. If it's a question. If you aren't sure, just fire yourself in with the bees. What's the difference. You didn't get around to it yet, that's your problem. Then you've got no game. Have a little bit of game and
fire yourself in with the beast. So que is for queer, queer questioning, queers for questioning. Wait is it for queerers? It for questioning queer? I thought it was for questioning. Well it's one of the other anyway. This is queer questioning. It's inquiry. So if you're a guy and you think you might like guys, then you would be a cute if I understand. I'm not sure. We gotta get somebody and they didn't do it. Yeah, they haven't quite done it,
but it's a thought in a mind. Okay, then fire yourself under B. B is an action is que ain't got no game like B means you actually they didn't win both ways? Right. Let me tell you something, if you really think about know, if you want to have sex with glasses from sitting ten feet away, your your b all right, and that's all I'm telling that to anybody. But you ain't tell that to me what I pulled
if I pulled it back. But do you think do you let me ask you a question, and you're a comedian, why do people feel why why would somebody associate it with that particular movement? I feel like they are above the jokes every everybody does. It has to deal with with a standard within particularly American comedy and American media in general, where you can't say anything about anybody if
you're not a member of the same group. So there are trans comedians who do great material and have great shows, and they talk a lot about being trans. But because there are transits, okay, if you're not ends you want to talk about trans in some capacity, it's not okay.
So why can black people talk about white people? That has to do with that again, Like they call that the intersectional hierarchy, meaning like from an exploitative standpoint, anybody can make fun of of white straight Christian male there at the bottom because they're the greatest exploiter. Therefore they have the most vulnerability and the least like to stand on from that perspective, So, if you're black, you can make fun of somebody who's white. If you're white, you
can't make fun anybody was black. If you're black, you probably can't make fun of somebody who's gay. But if you're gay, you might be able to make some fun of somebody who's black, depending on how you do it, And you can certainly make fund of somebody who's white if you're gay. If you're where is all these rules at Twitter? Did you know that? No? I didn't know none of them rules, And I figured, tell me I'm wrong. I didn't say he was wrong. I said I the rule.
Their motherfucker's some crazy gass rules, I think, and Nigga can talk about the white motherfucker because their motherfucker's is still the ones on top hand the check. So they don't eed, they don't even give a fun. But wouldn't that be the same thing for the Alphabet mafia about that snator. They're still on top, because I think the whole point of the closure was if you use your power in that way, you became the same oppressor that
you feel like you're standing up to. For sure. I mean, I didn't think that Closer was like his best work, but I understand why he did Sticks and Stones. It was Sticks and Stones was the best of the best one for me, my personal favorite. And when I fell in love with the concept of stand up comedy was when Dave literally it wasn't something else, it was specifically Dave Special that he recorded in San Francisco with the yellow ziar shirt on with the blazer. I forgot what
was called, but I watched it a million times. They talked about God, cool, this is a great juice, we have a great drink, like that whole ship. Like I thought, I was, like, this is the greatest thing. Dave used to be so fucking corny to me, because like Dave used to be corny, Like when they fucking put out half Baked bro Half Baked was so fucking corny and horrible.
And I think if you asked Dave, I only said, because I believe you said it publicly, I'm not try to put words and mouth like that, but like he submitted what he wanted Half Bakes to be and the production company gave us what we saw, and those two things were not particularly close to one another. Dave was so corny and I remember when The Chappelle Show came out,
m H and I liked a couple of his scenes. Um, I like Dave Chappelle seen and uh and the movie would uh Eddie Murphy, Well, he was in both movies with Eddie Murphy. He was in the movement Robert that he was in a movie or Robbed the Narrow and and Eddie Murphy Showtime. Nobody liked the movie, but I liked was. I think that was the movie I saw.
I liked him in the Martin No, Martin Lawrence, Martin Lawrence. Uh, the movie was in the Yeah when he was in the car no no, no, when when he was trying to win when Mary Lawrence was in that truck one time and oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Well he's played like the police. Because that film I started comingmy like, okay, he you know Blue Street, Yeah, because it's the one that jay Z got that bad song too. It's one of the few times JZ got a bad song. No comment I piked about It's one of the few times
I heard. I was like, this song ain't it? But I guess it's at the film. Um Man, I like this closing. Man, I know this. I'm just trying to go back to how I saw Dave's career coming up. Oh, because when I saw him early his standards, I was like, man, this nigga when the fun like, oh, I swear to God, I thought it's almost like a white person. He was just this kind of different mother about he has a lot of money, good point to say to say too. I was thinking, I swear to God, what you like
Chris Rocket, those two guys got the most money. Yeah, but Chris. I never felt that way about Chris. Chris never had to convince me like yeah. Initially it was like yeah, but what happened was no. I never I never watched me. Oh yeah, you guys are wide enough to know what a black person is being white exactly. I'm so white. I can sense the whiteness on anything. I don't think we really watched. I don't think I can't speak for most black didn't watch, but that come
up where we come up, don't watch. I never saw I never saw I never one episode because black people have thanks to do on Saturday night and white people don't. What's funny and sail right, I've only seen small little skits on social media like that. I never watched the
full episode in my life. But but but back to the point, So, like I remember, people get talking out a big deals and I'm like whatever, like you know, anyway, I didn't so was Dave onst Now Dave was not Chris was okay, So yeah, but I never thought Chris was corny. I guess maybe christ first. Well no, I actually got mad at that because them niggas see what the New York niggas be doing. Let me say something
to this is something I really noticed. They have made multiple movies because insulting the West Coast, and we haven't made one film insulting them. Still, so they're due for a film because you got to think about it, right you. I think see before was then making fun of boys and m w a uh, don't drink your gin and juicing the hood was the New York niggas the ways who I'm a huge fan of making fun of West
Coast culture. Well all boyey, goddamnit, I forgot his name um, the guy from Long Beach who did Time and all that ship, the crypt from Long Beach, Ricky, the guy who played oh man. It was like, I don't know if you don't I don't know if he wrote don't drink your juice. I think that's all I know it because he said it. You ever seen American History X the black guy, the short guy, uh, the Tory brother, Yeah, something like that, the joke that's Joe Tory little brother.
When when to rote don't be a minute? When the girl who was from the view, No, it was written by Sean Waynes, Marlon Waynes and Phil Bowman. That guy said he was he was involved in the writing that show. No, that was they used one of these niggas out here to make more fun of us. Okay, so what the niggas have done multiple times, it's made fun of us, and they filmed so I wouldn't know and see before because I kind of looked at it like you're trying
to be funny, motherfucker. So I didn't really chip off that this is a corner and good ship. So really my introduction is the other ways Brother picture, which is don't be don't uh, I got you sucker you've never seen. I got you sucking. I'm gonna get you, sucker. I'm gonna get you sucking, Nike. It is Keenan Ivory, Wayne's first picture directorial debut and the first one I think he started that was his. It was his. I think
he directed it. I know it's his film. I know he wrote it, and it's it's a parody of all of the black squoitation film superheroes like Chaft I know who you're talking about. Anyway, So long story short, but that was up Chris Robert. I got the wrong guy. Chris Rock went to buy Chris Rock than to go by uh barbecue from a place like they had a barbecue place. And Chris Rock walks into place Isaac Hayes speaking to Stax record Isaac Hayes. So it's all new background,
which is craditing, right, so well done right. So Chris Rock coming to buy barbecue, that ship is the funniest ship in the world because he like he trying to buy one rib okay. On a side note, when I drove this old SOB from Chicago to l A, I stopped in this is how I was heavy for food, right, you know, I think about when you just said that Richard Prior movie I drove it was. I was like vacation. Damn near I started in Chicago. I got it. I got it um an Italian district with lasagna or not sorry,
I got a Ravioli. It was a best drive I had in my life. And like suburban South Chicago, all the Italian community kept it pushing, and I barely got to salt and smoke in St. Louis before they closed. They sell rib singles a dollar apiece, and they have a bar that would break my heart. Like I could go back there and sit at that joint for three or four years if they let me. Man, Missouri and Ohio, don't play about drinking bro they had ever ever wanted a life, and the best rips I may have ever had.
And they sold them one at a time for a dollar. And they had pulled pork sliders for a dollar apiece. And I'm talking like real St. Louis barbecue. Oh man, mm hmmm, I need a moment to myself. He ain't lying. St. Louis got barbecue, that's me. Kansas City got barbecue. That's me, Memphis got barbecue. That's me. Texas has barbecue as me me, I'm going to go to South ben to Texas. I never got no barbecue, barbecue. I I hit it up. Finally I went to a real pro slow smoked brisket
joint in Houston this summer. It was it was nice. Yeah, they don't work around between steak and and barbecue, Texas and cracking. Go back to the point, y'all throwing me off. So I never thought Chris Rock was I never really pay a tendency before. But Chris Rock My introduction is I'm gonna get you, sucker, and obviously uh the movie Ice and and uh New Jack City. So I always
took him serious. So even in the stand ups, he is a bit cleaner, a little bit more I guess, not cleaner, he a little bit more straight up and down then the average brother, maybe telling jokes, I guess kinda. But he always was funny to me. I still watched Bigger and that was me and that's still significant. So long story short, the way I looked at Dave coming in the game, he was just like a kind of a corn ball and I was like, it's corny, but you know. But when the Chappelle Show finally hit and
I was like, Oh, this motherfucker like real slick. Yeah, he like really really slick. And he walked away from the money. And I'm hearing from people that I know that know him, you know, a couple of parties and they're like and then they gain no, no, dope, the same ship thing. When they was trying to say Cat was on drugs and this that in the third he was getting in all that trouble, I'm actually, oh, yeah, you when I'm talking to Cat, when I'm working with Cat,
I didn't see that. If anything, I thought he was a drunk. And he talked about from a position of like where you could tell people was on him about turning down a deal. So this is before Dave should happened. He had turned down like an opportunity. I think it was with a you know, because the big ship you're gonna have to be, you're gonna have to probably pick a number on things that didn't work out between Cat
and Corporate America. But it's one specific thing. It's one specific company that do all of the concerts and uh oh like a G. This is so this is I think before or after a G. It's uh, jay Z got to deal what's the name of jay Z Company? Live Nation. So somebody came to him with a big deal and it didn't make sense for him, so he turned it down, and I watched his life start going to hell, like crazy reports on it. And this is something I saw my own eyes, because I remember when
the deal was offered. I know who was a part of it. They offered him this deal and this big money. But he was doing so good. She's like, I'm cool. Next thing, I know, all this crazy to start happening to him. That's wrong, what all of it? All of it's wrong. Wrong. Well, he might have turned the deal down or something like that, but as far as the unraveling or whatever, the funk of Cat Williams, like I used to roll with Red Grant all the time. The Red Grant open for him for years, and they ran
together socially personally for years. They still get them for sure. Yeah, they're great, and I love Red and I love Cat and they're great people. I had heard through the grapevine that like the grape vine, you can see what you want to say. But like Ready used to have to step in front of Cat because he would get in fights and start fighting. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not talking about like that. I'm talking about high reported to the media. Yeah, but even if like, okay, here's another example.
He I believe in Shug pull the gun out and he pulled a gun out TMZ reporter. I was there that night. Regular people do. Yes, it is that when you come from Yes, it is when you come from our background that one of the comedian pull a pistol lot on TMZ in front of the comedy store. No one does that. That's not true. Nipp there slap that dog ship out of a TMZ reporter listen, when it's not a one off. The only thing is that's the one that's reported on. See. So when you come from
our background, that's cool. Should nobody even paid attention that should did it? Cat is a comedian, so they want to see him as his mainstream entity. He's not even where we find did it. I'm not saying Cat didn't do it. I'm telling you. They made him seem like a crazy man, and he's not. He's close man. Like like I think the room it was like ten of us, five nobodies, not nobodies, and these are people that are supports, staff type of people, assistance man curious, people like that
Red Cat Real, Rick Ross Freeway, Reck was there. Freck has never had a facal expression in the I've been around for Free or Wreck and ten for ten hours, and I remember this story. But the only way the reason he feels that way is because people look at Cat not like he one of us. You look at Cat as a successful entity. Cat is very much a regular Nigga's a short nigga too, So you know our short niggs, get right, it's short Nick. So you got that short man complex. And I've seen that. But it's
it's not a vibe. It's it's the combination of the comp it's the combination of all of that stuff. It's nothing wrong with that man. Nothing And the same thing and the same thing happened today Chappelle. When he turned down the fucking money, his name got smeared throughout the media. For sure. I think most people are very easy to write. If you turned down eight figures, you must be a nuts It's not. That's not true. So that's what I'm saying. It's not that he just turned it down. He's crazy.
Now they're putting out reports he's on drugs. Now, they're putting out reports he hit his wife. These are all the reports I'm seeing, and most of the stuff is not true, and that becomes the same situation, Like you gotta believe Pete. It's a powers you see guy Martin, the d C guy read a d C guys. There's a lot of DC guys. Even what's his name who started deaf comedy Jam a DC guy. Like, it's not an accident that there's a ridiculous proportion of DC people
over there. I used rolling all those guys to be around those guys. I never heard the same type of things I heard about Cat, I heard about other parties. But I've heard about Martin, I've heard it about Eddie. I've heard it about all of them. That Okay, if you're a comedian, no no. If you're successful in black no no. If you're a comedian, you have fucking mental problems. I'm not kick you got mental problems. I think you
see the see this is the problem you have. If you I tell you to this day, I'll stand by this to my death bed. If you're a successful comedian you have mental problems, I don't think that. I think you see the world differently. It's deeper than that I don't think so I think deeper. It's just it's it's a safe way that people want to believe we all see the world the same way. Pete. It's people people tell me all the time I'm a contrarian. They really
think I sit around just to disagree. That's a sophisticated word for troll. But it's funny because it's so intellectually lazy to discount my thoughts like it's it's it's so crazy that people could think I see the world differently. I'm if I'm talking to Katie or something, and they'd be like, oh, gee, I know you're like being I don't. It's actually a horrible place to be. It's horrible. I just genuinely when I'm saying Dennis Rodman is a top ten player. How I see the game. I see the
game as this complete facet. I don't see scoring being more valuable than defense. I don't care what nobody's saying. I watch it play fifty of the time fifty fifty. So it's crazy for people to believe that I would value a great offensive player. I would value a great defensive player the way you value a great offense. I do That's how I said, and it sounds crazy to people. Oh, Dennis right, it don't matter. Dennis Robman is a two
time defensive Player of the Year. It don't matter that the Detroit Pistons, right, the bad boy Pistons, they were the number one or number two defense the two years they won the championships. Isaiah Thomas was not one of the better defenders on the team. Their offense was always below ten. They always had an average offense. So your best offensive player, right, is leading your team to the decent the average offense. Your best defensive player is leading
your team to the best defense, the NBA's best. You're winning championships with defense. That's how I see the game when I look at the set, when I look at the seventy sixers and two thousand one, the Kim Bay Mutamba one defensive player of the year. They got six men of the Year, Coach of the Year with defensive players. Number one defensive NBA. Alan Harvison gets the credit is the worst defender on the team. I mean he figures out how to be grace, make steals. He led the
league of steals. But it's obviously defense is getting it done. As the head as the centerpiece. But it's how I see it, so there they can be like me and you're tripping is scoring. I don't have the hero syndroma watching Jordan shoot the last shot. I don't have the hero syndromea magic shooting the last shot. I still see the game completely. Offense sales tickets, defense wins game. Offense has always so back to the point, I genuinely like talking to Cat the times I funk with him and
hung with him. I don't think nothing wrong with him. He sees even you. I know somebody was like, man, Pete, pray something wrong with Pete? I said, know, he sees the world the way he sees the world. You don't do it on purpose, you can't help it. I talked to you enough to when you just be like, yeah, this motherfucker blah blah blah. You don't even try for sure. But again, oh motherfucker. That guy on stage with him mic and did my ship like I don't do it. I don't like a lot of what what a lot
of what makes the industry tech. That's why I don't do it all the time. But the only difference is what you and Cat right is you hold back from how you see the world. That's one hunt. Whether you ever admitted to me or not, I know it's true because I talked to you enough to see how in depth your thoughts go. And I also look at how you talk to other people, the difference with Cat, the difference with Dave. Y'all all see the world as fucking crazy as y'all all see it. You too, You're not
fucking different. You fucked up. If it's mental problems, you got him to know. I'm not trying to say that I don't have. But what I'm saying is whatever you a matter of fact, this wrong. I think comedians, people like y'all like like uh manifestation thereof to a degree like I I think personally, and I'm not trying to and and it's it's an a fortunate convenience that the dude I'm talking about is white. But I think he's the embodied a mean of the manifestation of real comedy,
and that's Robin Williams. I don't think that. I don't. I think more comedians look at Rob and identify with Rob, no matter how the fun color their skin is, then look at anybody else on the earth and identify with that person based off of the color their skin alone, if they're comedians, so Rob would be one of the ones. You know, I look at and I cannot believe that Jim Carrey is alive today. That blows my mind. I'm like, this man is so far off center, I can't believe
he has made it. There's a lot of guys like that. But he also see certain people right control how the world deals with them. Like somebody asked me they was watching my interviews right, and they were saying, glasses, how do you did? How do you do? Good? Of the interviews? I said, there's two things you gotta remember. Two things you gotta remember, and I'm sure this word for comedy as well. The number one thing is you gotta be honest.
That's the most underrated trick. Nigga. Motherfucker's ain't honest at all. Mother fucker's don't be being honest because it's a lot of things that's honestly going to hurt people's feelings. Lord knows if you start using facts or truth either or right. Yeah. The second thing, the second motherfucking thing, you have to forgive yourself for being misunderstood. See the first time when you keep going out to try to explain yourself, that will drive you crazy. And if you let the world
tell you what you mean, you kill yourself. I realized that in two thousand and eighteen when I was about to embark on what I'm doing right now, starting from Tupacmas to what I'm about to do to the industry now. I decided then, I said one, I was gonna be truthful and factful, and I was gonna be honest with my thoughts. I'm not gonna let people. It's easy if you say, hey, glasses that burd man, do you bad like the rest of everybody else. No, that's not what happened.
I don't know how to make records. I do know how to make hits. That's the truth. Yeah. That shuts you right down because and it makes you you know, oh, you ain't no ship, blah blah whatever. This is the truth. I can live there too. You know what I'm saying too. When I put out Tupac Must Die or what I'm about to put out. You know you heard some of the music. You can I'm okay with you not think what you're thinking. I don't like Tupac so fucking what what're you gonna do? How far you want to go?
Because I'm willing to go all the way for this ship. I didn't went all the way for less, all the way for ship. I didn't necessarily believe it's true. Man, this cript ship. You you find yourself going through all the initial issue, You'll find yourself going all the way right for some ship that you know ain't right. But but your love for the other person is right. Lord knows if I think something honest and real, like I know I'm not talking about Tupac. I know I ain't disrespected.
So if you think I did, and you want to die behind it, gonna get Cus autographed. That's really what it come down to him. So people could look at me and think me and Katie was talking and I was telling him, I'm like, bro, it was all of them, Uh, talking to a couple knicks, have a couple of niggas. Anyway, It's just how I see the world, just like Cat it's how they see the world. It could be rooted
in trauma, it could be rooting the circumstances. But sometimes that's what makes you great, right, That's what makes you funny. You the most funniest, you the most um polarizing when you're honest and and and Cat. The reason Cat has havevery many millions of dollars that Cat has it is because his talent is not burdened by a filter, and it takes a certain amount of courage and a certain amount of just outright in difference to be able. He it's hysterical how people like to talk about, well, this
rapper or that rapper. Do they really you know, walk it like they talk it. Cat walks it like he talks. Swear to God, That's what. And that's my point. So whether people think him or like Dave, Oh Dave, it's crazy, or he's this and I'm like, no, bro, they see the world how they see the world. Definition, though, depends on how you define. I think that's really what we're talking. Genius motherfucker's Well, what it is is you just don't
think traditional and also you have more time. What I realized is, yes, there probably is something at birth that you got a little extra, But too, you spend more time not listening to what everybody said and figuring it out yourself. Or do you when everything that you do is defined by the reaction of others. Are you gonna really tell me that you don't care about what other people think? I never said that, So I'm gonna tell you some saying that you said that. I'm just asking.
I've had that. I've thought myself that I asked myself that somebody said glass, Do you really get funk? Do I care that people think I hate Tupac? Sure? I care, But you know what I've trained myself to do for me to not give a funk that I give a fuck. You still gotta rocket, So yes, I give a fuck, but I will make sure I tell myself stop being a little bit funk what they think? You know? Damn? Well? What me? Let me ask you a question, and it's I'm not This isn't a load of que I ask
a questions. I like load of questions. Well, this isn't one of those, so sorry, and load it well and it goes questions rump with real sugar. Sugar, And I already knocked out an entire large version of Germany because I'm not giving a goddamn right about. You're gonna be in the drive, all right, let me shut up, Go ahead and ask me the question, man um, Okay, the question is in the studio and I and I want you to go understand, I just want to make sure
that I live in time. I'm not suggesting that in the studio it's easier to talk bad behind the mic than it is in front of people in real life. I'm not getting at that point. I'm trying to go because you see me in action. Yeah, I'm not going sure, I'm just trying to say in comedy it's easier, I
believe to blur. Well, there was a hundred people in real time, and nine of them are laughing and clapping, and five of them were crying, so versus when you record now it's in stone silence and you don't get to hear the responses no matter what the ratio, until it's released. So there's a little bit of a difference. And like the reality of the composition process for those two scenarios, like what are your thoughts on that, um
the comedian to get sucked up faster? Oh, you're here real time because of my gimp on stage and fighting for me. I just won't see it coming like it could come from when I'm not looking. Somebody could be mad. Somebody could see me at the store and be like, oh, this is motherfucker, don't like tupot let me fighting and then just hit me the back of here and I don't know what happened. But um, to be great, you have to be okay with being judged. It's the hardest
thing about greatness. You have to be okay with being judged. Clapper glasses clapping, trying to class has a cocktail, so we can't. Yeah, you have to be okay with being judged. And that's the trickiest part. Most people spend their whole day running around calling people judgment and judgmental. I hate that ship and I laughed so hard. What's wrong with
being judged? You know? I make my material for you to judge even similar like even more so, and see it in like societally speaking, there's this whole idea, well, I don't want to judge, or you can't judge. You're not judging. That's a bigger problem than if you are. That's if you like. That's why you got three kids, all three. I got ship. I got ship from my homies because he said, man, gee, you told my you transphobic.
I was like, what's wrong with that? It's a genuine thing, like I literally have a sincere fear of trans people. He like, man, well, why the fund do you even care? I'm like, Nick, I care about everything going on on the planet Earth. Nick. If I if I see anything, I take it in and I am paused. I take it in. I'm concerned, like, Okay, what's going on here? If I see a motherfucker fighting in the streets, I'm
looking like, okay, I'm concerned. Now whether I pass by or not, it is going to determine on the on the fade. Now, if it's a grown man agains a kid, I'm gonna fight him. If it's a grown man agains a lady, I'm gonna try to get him to stop. If it's too men fighting, I'm driving past. That's fade fair so on Instagram. The true mark of Satan, the truth opposite of love, My niggaya, this is is indifference. The newly minted legal yeah no, no, no, no, oh g a oh, just being clear, the new yea is
on some ship. That's my He's still my, guys. You know he's gonna cust me out in a minute. He's gonna cust me out soon enough. But I'm like Nigga's one day gonna be like, oh, you don't funk with you, and it's like I love you. Yeah, it's like my guy. But nobody is above the fucking jokes man. That's the fucking point. Nobody. Nobody's a bud of fucking jokes. Yeah, nobody's a bud of fucking jokes. Nobody's but of content.
I love that ship. That's what comedy is about. You cannot find a group of people on this earth that if not been collectively the butt of great jokes by great Here's another example, and it's totally in the vacuum related this one. The Latino community loves George low Pass while he makes roast of the Vlatino community. I don't want to say anything else, Eddie Murphy, but anybody who makes a joke that's really funny that looks like them is great. But the second you don't look like them,
now all of a sudden, I'm devastated. But the closer I don't know, like I say, watching what I see with Dave is when you finished watching his material, it ain't even about them no more. Though it's not even directed to them, it's about kind of like what you were talking about them, being the mafia. It's like y'all able to do you actually are white supremacis. Yeah, you'll able to do too much. I was saying and said, look, I'm not going to call out the trans person on
the front line. I'm gonna call off the white liberal colonel living in a million dollar house on the back line. And that's very dangerous today. But the code of thing, like even when I was watching The Closer was like, he's telling you he got people like he lost a friend, a close friend of that ship. Because again, it's one of them things. Man, man, it's one of them things. Dog to where motherfucker's think they are but a fucking jokes. Yes, I have a bit, and I don't do bits, but
I will do this bit. I'm listening. I have said many times that women live in a universe without consequences. That's not that's not a bit. It's actually that's not the bit. Okay, that's the truth. That should be the eleventh Commandment. I believe it's the first. Women shall live women. They need to we I keep saying, we need to write the new newest Testament. Women shall thou shalt not live without consequences. Women, This is a fact. And I've seen some people talk about the trans community in a
way that dot dot dot whatever. I circle back to the original point. Trans people are trying to be recognized as women. A lot of the things they do suggests they live in a universe without consequences. If they just started off saying that, I would have believed them day one, because if they don't the little universal consequences and we believe in the universe. If aples equals see its sequel people sequence it was Hey, whatever transitive property, hence trans
you win. I believe you deep down you are a woman. That's all I have to say. No idiot, I am I, or am I am a mathematical genius. By applying basic algebra to society, the equation is correct. It was being equals see in equal sea. They all needed to play sports man, they needed to play team sports for some type of funk up coach like we all did. They called them out their name where they could be judged,
because when we watch film, you're getting judged. Your whole your coach is sitting there when everybody's making fun out all your fucking still head, So head right, so fucking head. I always tell head is Paul. I always tell Head this, right, I said, Head, like heyd be like, gee, I just need to get people out of run for me. That's negative.
No you don't, no, no, you don't need This is what I'm starting to realize the society, right, and this is what I don't This is what I really is coming to like a like a head, like a fucking big gass pimple or black head. There's a there's a movement. There's a movement of people rising in society who have this belief that negative is bad or blah blah blah or it's a it's a corny thing on on. It's a few guys I think about specifically right now, they're like,
oh negative you know. Oh, so what they're doing is they're surrounding themselves with people who just agree with them. We talked about, right, and it makes you a fucking cornball if nobody's in your circle saying, Yo, that ship is stupid. Yeah, that ship. I tell motherfucker's all the time. Don't surround you. I tell here, I say, Look, power comes from positive and negative. When you put your when you put your battery in your car, you strapped down
that red motherfucker. Man, That motherfucker will not run if that black motherfuck is loose. If it's loose. On a further if you're talking about magnetic energy, you take a positive charge magnet and another party of positive charge magnet, they don't touch, so you're not really connected. If you take a negative a ground wire and you put it on tight and your power is loose, yo car might actually start, You might get some power. You need to
embrace negative energy. You have to regurgitate it. He's supposed to turn it into power. It's fuel. To me, it's power. If no one told you what you were doing wrong, you would never be able to do more right than you're doing at the present moment. And I think that's what Man dash Chapelle the Closer really gets into. It really gets into a place of he's being very honest, and he's okay, we'll be in judge and and nobody's above the jokes. Nobody I don't even have, like we
make fun of each other. Growing up where we come from, Dog, it would be a bunch of poor people living in the same neighborhood. Nign lived next door to you, Bragen, because he got Jordans like he don't live next door. Like I'm poor with these Jordan's, You're still poor. Still again, I mean this one of the this point was big to me. It's like when the nigga just said how the baby actually killed the motherfucker. The whole ship was making fun of the baby and everything. Nothing happened bad
to his career. It made his career. So you can kill it, nigga, and it's cool, but you upset upset. You just upset him. I'm not even insult. You don't kill him, you don't physically harm him. You just upset them. And this nigga turns into you gotta struggle for shows. But you killed the nigga. Somebody lost their life. You killed the nigga. And nigga, hey, your ship blew up, you're making songs with your daughter in it, telling you're killing another nigga if it was necessary, but nobody took
that off the radio. Yeah, but what I realized about that more you upset a letter. But what I realize, I'm gonna tell you what I realized about that ship. What I realized about that ship was this his problem, the baby problem. As much as I love the baby right as much as I funk were bro right. The reason they could control him. I don't know him, but I like him. They made him. Oh think about it. You can't control nothing you didn't make. That's why they
can't control Dave. That's why they can't control Cat. They was able to do what they did to the baby because they made him. They was the ones following him. They're the ones selling him to little white girls. That's why they were able to punish him. But that's there between David and Cat. Cat didn't have to go silent for five years. They did. I don't think neither, oh because of the contract sir, Yeah, but but either way, neither the Cat knew it from day one day didn't
know until day three d for but neither. God could they break They didn't break him, No, No, they've broken motherfucker's They broke the baby. They broke him. They broke his ass half. He was like, ye ain't apologizing. By the end of that ship, he was like, I'm sorry to everybody. I still like that. I love him the death one of my favorite personalities and wrapped. I like his style. If nigga say it's one style, I like it. It's a moped everybody loves a fucking moped. The fucking
body loves a fucking moped. Nigga loves that. Nigga bro, he's fucking awesome. But the reality is they was able to cancel because all his shows came from everything they gave him. Damn, that's true. And that's why he said leave my people alone exactly. I love that. Don't abort the baby. Don't the baby man? Why would you take this man? You could sit this man on television and and say, okay, if you're ignorant, let me educate you and then use it as a piece. But again, it
ain't ways about educating. Sometimes it's no different. Right now, then Nick is hanging the slash from the tree to show the rest of us who they hanging the slack from the tree to show. It was a message to us, y'all get out of hand now, y'all see what we're doing to this motherfucker. Well, we got news and fuck y'all and you know something on a side note, side no, but related note. We we've seen this put on steroids in the last ninety days, maybe hundred days. Shout out
to Delta Airlines. Delta CEO came out and said we're not gonna continue with the with the vaccination. I hope they get a ton of business. I'm not advocating. I might fly to Atlanta just just just for the airtime. I'm not advocating for people. I'm not anti vacs or pro vacs. I'm just saying you gotta be careful on how you push your motherfucker's, especially when they're scared. I'm anti Mandate. I'm anti I'll stay straight up. I don't give a fuck what it's about Mandate. I'll say this much.
I've been on the road. I'm thirty eight. I've driven well over a million miles in my life. Most people have never driven that many miles. That two hundred thousands of them were wasted. All right, I've driven more more miles drunk than most people have driven, period. This is true. If this is okay to say, give a funk, pull my ass over, it's the best comment in the world. Pull my ass over. I'll say this over. I didn't pull over drunk enough times, and I beat them all
undefeated like Mayweather. How many kids you got, Pete? Undefeated like Mayweather? No be sity honeyweight champion, the world
