Conversation About Strip Clubs

but I'm in the Florida. I would like to differ and give that crown officially to Florida. I'm in Florida, So I'm asking you. Have you been to some strip clubs since you've been to Florida? Now I haven't business I've been out here. I almost wrote into one, but I chose not to at the last minute. So one of the earliest times I remember going to Miami when I first signed a birdman and then I'm hanging with the class right, the class from uh they used to

run the label Rick Ross. He has signed Rick Ross and trainer, um, well, not training, that's Ted Lucas, but he has signed Rick Ross. The class is like one of the coolest motherfucker straight niggers in the world. Oh Miami nigger player. So he said, hey, ge, who go to the strip conversation? Strip club? We had hit factory. So we pull up to a motherfucking building cut that looked like the Staples Center. That's how big the motherfucker was.

Now I'm exaggerating a little bit. I won't lie, No, not really, but but it looked like the Staples Center because I ain't never seen no strip club. This motherfucking big. The motherfucker got tears its floors, so you can imagine how mother cologne the poles was. And you walk up in this motherfucker dog and this motherfucking girls everywhere, and it ain't like home. You feel me where They got titties and ship covered up his asshole naked. Some of

the thickest motherfucker's I ever seen in my life. So I walked into this motherfucker dog, it's it's stripper jerseys and the rafters that's how it looks. I swear it's like the Stables Center strippers, I mean championship Championship. It's got championships. It's amazing. So we walk in that motherfucker right, all the holes they only they knowing you feel me? Manam, what's going on here? Like, look y'all take care of my nigga. This is my little nigga Glasses. He from

Male Life from the West Coast. Y'all showed him some motherfucker's Southern hospitality. These motherfucker's tag me upstairs in then elevators, an elevator at this motherfucker. Man, like a real elevator fan. You wanna playing elevator music too, like Kenny G or was it more like Warren g in the elevator? So, man, so we're gonna elevate. They take me in this room and these motherfucker's just trying to knock me down in the elevator. No, no, they're cool and elevator. They just talking,

doing their stuff, smiling, laughing, engaging, you know. And they take me into like one of the private rooms that like a hotel suite or like a den in the motherfucker it might have had a bedroom and a DN and the motherfucker that's how crazy these did clubs. So we're going that motherfucking They owned me right, they're dancing from me, but I could tell, like, oh, they might give me some pussy. This is serious. So they're on

the verge of trying to give me some pussy. And I'm like, now, as an l a nigger, the concept of paying for pussy, right, you know, with all due respect to the rest of the countries and the brothers around the rest of the country, Sugar Free raised us, Snoop Dogg raised us. The friendly very different what I'm saying. We don't pay for pussy. And so she was like, yeah, well, don't worry the class. Whatever happened, the class got it. I said, the thought of somebody paying for pussy even

if I didn't pay for it. Like, you know what I'm saying, You couldn't pay me for no pussy. You couldn't pay me for no motherfucker pussy. You gotta look at your camera. You couldn't pay me for no pussy. Right. No, I had to deny those lovely women's services at Tussis. Now. I'm not saying that they was you know, it was that they was fucking with me. You feel me. I was in that motherfucker with some dickey shorts cut off from Chucks just looking crip delicious, looking like everybody of

the crypt that I was. I looked like I could have been Raymond Son or something. You feel me like. I was there when they first started it, and I remember so they just danced for me. They chill. I mean that was cool. There was pouring drinks and lollygagging. You know what I'm saying. It was dope. I mean

it was a dope experience. And I finally understood what people and what guys like about the strip club being there no sailings, g l my Nika, Peter and this motherfucker pee Wee peek in the step club capital of the world. We got Uncle Muke back once again. What's heading? And Uh? That just tripped me out. What's your take on strip club? You understood clubs peak? Shit? Um? Yeah, I started really going to strip clubs. Have you when I was in Arizona. I had a whole stripper network

out there. But I still, like I'm only until recently, like I still I still never paid for Pusty in my life. I'm open to it now and like you said, it's not I'm paying them to leave. I'm paying I'm buying back the time it takes to otherwise get it for free. So that's my philosophy. Now let's say wait, repeat that one time. You're buying back my time that it would otherwise take to get it for free. It's not that I don't if some people like, oh, well you spare four taking them out, you can have the

four hundred ills. I don't care about fo hundred dollars. It's the six hours I'm I would rather pay you for my six hours because my six hours is worth more than yours. Yeah, Otherwise, if I give it you my six hours for free, then your six hours are worth more than mine. And I can't rationalize that no more as an adult. But the strip clothes, I love it. It's like it's like I would go in there and never spend two nickels. I didn't tip anybody, I didn't do ship. I would go in and buy my drinks

and shoot my shots. And if I didn't have my game that night, I went home drive and I had to learn to to bring it up a notch. You what do you mean to tell me that this West Coast Way we have that strip club ubs and the thought of tricking and prostitute and trigger prostitutes and strippers not calling on the same It's not just amongst the black community. You mean that hip white folks feel the same way about paying for vagina. I'm the only one

that's tough. Sugar Free got your life too, man, sugar Free, I blame sugar Freeree has totally funked it up for every last stripper and prostitute that ever comes across me. Seven dumps right down into Orange County. So yeah, it slides right out prome On all the way enough so that so the freeway, the gang was on the freeway, the fifty seven. It came right to Walnut at Mount Sacking. Yeah, yeah, you was getting the game first, way too close everywhere

I was, Uncle Mooke, what's up man? You is it is? It? Is? Is it the unthought of going to the strip club? What about tipping? Is that your thing? Man? It had always been a no go in. I'm gonna be honest until today right now, like to he to to Appea, just rationalize it the way he just rationalize. I'm gonnaigga that if you bring certain facts you probably could change my religion. Uh. I never looked at it the way he just spoke on it. You know what I'm saying.

I'm gonna be real. I grew up on Sugar Free and Too Short man, so I do. I didn't even go to strip club. I used to be like, man, that ship is stupid. When I can do everything y'all trying to do. I can do that for free, is how I felt. I can do that and get the I can complete the deal. But uh, I mean obviously now I still can't do it, you know, based on my circumstances. But but I never even looked at it this way until this man just said it. But yeah, no, I never I was in the temper. I wasn't even

a goer. I didn't even go you know what I mean. It just wasn't in me, you know what I mean. And literally, the guys you just named, from Sugar Free to Too Short, that's what always stuck out my head. It just ain't happening. It just ain't happening. We did a podcast with Short right and me and Pete was there and I just wanted to tell him, like, man, all this players ship them, They're ruined my life to agreed.

Probably bade me the coldest nigga breathing air like you know, you get so far away from a real thing because you just always thank somebody trying to play. You always thank a woman trying to play you. And I remember me and Pete was talking to too Short about being a player and he was like, gee, they always is trying to play. He said, you just got to find the one that you're okay with playing. She's gonna play you. You're cool with that? And I thought that was game.

You feel me? I thought that was special that I ever heard put into words. Man, it's crazy. Like I look at sugar Free, right, sugar Free is like my super g Like he's probably the most down to earth brother like in the business as far as a veteran and somebody we look up to. And he's on Instagram posting about the girl that he really likes. And I almost be looking like, what the fund is going on? You know what I mean? Like you like that you love these? How old you feel me? This the fun

is going on? And I'm like, I'm holding out you feel me? But I get it, you feel me, I get it, I get it. It's it's tough for me. Man. I never really liked strip clubs because I don't like the dream about getting paid up pussy. Like. I heard Kanye say something about Kim kardash and he was like yo, like and he was like, she was my dream girl. And I was like, how could have been that ray J was knocking down on tape, B your dream girl. I couldn't dream about another nigga's knocked Damn No, not

especially if I've seen a nigga knocking you down. It's like ray J, Like, ray J is my lok. You feel me? But I'm like two times and the nigga ray J is this games. So I know, if ray Ja can get the pussy for show, I gotta played. So I just I don't know. I just think it's so are like I really I was. I look at strippers like drug dealers. They like female drug dealers. They're selling some kind of escape, you know what I'm saying.

I always looked at him like blackjack dealers, like yeah, the deck is stacked in your favor for sure, but I'm gonna show up and I'm gonna count my cards and I'm gonna take this table for free, God damnit. And if I don't that, I'm out. Motherfucker's saying black jack man. I don't know what model in there. It's like my model. I've always said, this is the quote I've always used for years. They're trying to sell faith pussy for money, and I'm trying to push real dick

for free. And that's what it is when I go to the strip club, pussy for money and I'm trying to put real dick for free. Did I quote that correctly? That is a fact. That is what the fuck? You got the right guy? So so at this point, then with both of y'all you don't have how much respect do you have for a stripper? Would you marry a STRIPPERO? My situation is a little probably maybe it would depend,

you know, me and a vacuum. I've met a couple of some dancers that are actually are pretty fucking solid. Most of them not most of them is out there earning that living like that for a reason. Um. But I mean, if she didn't give a funk whatever like having to meet anybody, great, But I'm not I'm gonna go bring a stripper around. My family's gonna go, well move, no chance, it's not it's not a chance for me,

not even like a little bit. And you know, all due respect to whatever the funk they gotta do to get bread. But I just it's a no go for me. Man. It's multiple reasons. Should I I ain't that confident in life? Man, I'm confident. I ain't that confident. Yeah, it ain't. They come to the house like, yeah, I see your girls was killing me. You got a life from out of the industry. There's no way you can have them and still have them do that, right, marry a stripper. I

could marry a strip now. I don't know if she could strip while I'm married to her. That's a tough ask. That's a tough act. Man. That's that's tough. And I feel bad because women always get at me. They'd be like jeeps, man, like they want me to have respect for him, Like, right, do you want me to respect it? And I just don't. I just I totally lack admiration for it. Now, that don't mean because I don't have

respect for it, I have to disrespect it. I kind of walk in that place of life, you know, you know, every like as a d boy, like you do what you gotta do to get your paper, just like a stripper. But you know, it's tough for me to admire a stripper. I guess I would have to figure out things that was admirable about it, like I've been the one strip club in my life because that I thought, like, I was like, Oh, these motherfucker's got to have some talent to be up in this motherfucker. And it was a

It was a place in Phoenix called Pink Rhinos. Pink Rhino was like a super fire as strip club. Shout out to all my niggas for Phoenix cast of Grandma Boy Beat. I'm glad you're good. All my people from from from around the area in Arizona. That motherfucker Paul was so high up in the sky because and that lady comes sliding down that motherfucker at about sixty miles per hour and stopped just in time and not hit her head. I might have threw about a thousand dollars

at once. I think, huh, I think that place used to be Penthouse and Jaguars start by the ten of the seventeen. Think, oh, that's the first trip class sort of going to out there. She came down that mother funck by saving my hour, move so fast and she barely missed her head at the bottom of that thing about five inches. I just threw the whole thousand. Yeah you just whatever you is. This is what this should be.

This is so at this same place, right, I've been here screech on the on the polls like bare breaks, like Brent Broke. I know that she had to burn and so this so the last time I was there, right, I'm funking with some of the homies and casting grand my boy bees, big blood, couple of niggas I'm cool with at there, chilling and we go to the club, sucking with the DJ, and uh, Tyrese is in the motherfucker. Tyrese is working on the album. So he got this

mansion out there. I think he owns a mansion out there. So he working on the album. So he took his whole squad to Strip Club. So we're in, they're chilling. DJ shot me out my nigga glasses, me lowing up in this motherfucker. I hear him say, Tyres up in here. But I'm like, okay, I'll get with Reese after I'm done. I mean, I'll check on my nigga later. Reese here, I'm there. So he sent some niggas to come get me. So they're like glass trees, like check it out. I'm

see what cus on. So I go to this session, got all the bottles, all the girls in there. You know what I'm saying, Tyres and like the craziest nigga in the world. Man, Like they should have naver gave that nigga no money. I mean he like one of them type niggas where they should have never get that nigga no money because he a fool. So we're in there, we're throwing money, we're chopping it up. You know. They come back to the house with me. I mean, we're

working on the album. It's it's broad just cool, come funk with this. I'm like, all right, so he let's roll. So he ready to go. So we walk out tossing some money. We're walking through the park a lot out the motherfucker park a lot. It's some niggas walking behind. This is some niggas coming in. He's not yet some watching niggas up here. Y'all know how we do with nigga watch up with it. Bla bla black nigga. Make

it rain on your bit, Yeah, niggas. He throwing money up on the niggas in the parking lot, and I'm thinking to myself, like because this is an armed state, like niggas for show got their piece and they carry it. I'm like this nigga throwing money upon these people, Like yeah, that's right over there. I bring out the most and and I don't know, maybe Snoop is the same way. But every time Tyres around me, all every bit of crip come out. Niggas didn't know ty reasons the crip,

but all the crip come out. Because every time, no matter where we at, Bro, we could be in church, the crip come out, Yeah, because what's up? And I'm like, yeamhn Bro, Like I'd be expecting like Tyrese not to be Tyrese from why sometimes and every time he tied he could just finish doing a transform on movie Niga. We was real still some cuse, I'm like, damn, this nigga Tyres crap, the R and B niggas is the craziest RB nigga Bro Tank is a fool, uh CBS

afore I'm watching CB. One day we we were in Hawaii because the Homy whack with Chris Brown pull up on us. This nigga tagging up on some wall, and this is right around the time he got put on. He actually had a stripper with him too, because it's it's some strip clubs out there. He had stripper there.

He was tagging up on the wall and he was like, yeah on fruit thouhs and he kept talking to me, come on on, pot Rule, I'm looking at this nigga like like this nigger really got this nigga banging poe room. But back to the point, Yeah, So that was the last time was at the Pink Rhino with Tyree and then I heard they closed it down. But that strip club, like it took talent to work there. You have to really be talented because they were doing some ship you know,

like you know, I grew up. It's the mother Barbarie Coach. That ship, ain't it. Barbarie Coast is bullshit stretch Mark. Yeah, I remember I went to King Henry and ship. I'm looking, why am I up in this motherfucker? I got better bitches than this right in the city, like thirteen fourteen, fifteen years ago with stars on the Friday. It wasn't bad. I heard Stares was popping on amateur night. Amateur night was lit as fucked too. So it used to be random.

Motherfucker's just going crazy at stories. Just yeah, because bitches never can keep their cell phones paid. Mhm. This niggas retarded. Man, So wait a minute, you could throw money at the amateurs. Yeah, technically they weren't amateurs. Technically they were they were amateurs before the song started. Afterwards they were professionals, all right,

is dude that thing that killed me? Like I remember going to Atlanta with tumping them and we went out to a strip club once and it was like a family event because like people was in there with their grandmother. It might have been kids in that. Motherfucker. It was like a family func. Nigga's go in Atlanta to the strip club to eat. Wow, they literally go to eat food, Like they don't go to the we go spot's food. That's what they do. Like it's a culture in itself.

And Texas is like that, you know. I mean, Georgia's like that. Florida is like that short of the country, a great part of the country. Yeah, man, And it's weird because I've been to Oregon strip clubs and I was not impressed for it to be the strip club capital of the world. Organs like the white strip club capital of the world per capita, maybe like all Jesse's what's that movie Jesse was in from? Uh, what's that fucking TV show? What's the Lady? Was Zach Morris and that?

Oh god, it's like them, what's just what's the movie Jesse was in? Stripper? Huh? That was a show girls? What's it show? Yea? And she was a stripper And that's all Jesse's up in that club? See. Yeah, since I've never been to no strip club like what y'all talking about in the South, that's probably why I never got into. I mean, god, damn if I seen the motherfucker come down the post sift and them near miss her head, I think as a motherfucker, I probably would

have when the mind going there. Some high profile stripper KOD's in Miami didn't make it. She lived, but she cracked her head. They tried to do a King of Diamonds out here. I remember them, Nicka, try to do a King of Diamonds. I went to that ship. I was so mad, like, don't try to disrespect the Kick of Diamonds club. Y'all name is Kick of Dons. Ain't no diamond up in this motherfuckering ain't no star tonight. Jackson couldn't even have clothes on. I had clothes on.

I'm like many we don't want the King of Diamonds. It was a lady at the front door laying on the ground like a floor matt naked. You just walk across her to get on the floor. Niggas come back to CALIFORNI niggas go to the South, man to come back to l A and really thank you foring to do the same thing the man. Then, motherfuck women is different out that motherfucker. He's women here way too pretty to compete with them strippers down south. It's just a

different breed and motherfucking woman down there. I mean they they ain't sucking around the women here. They're way too pretty. And you know what I mean, they way too you know what I mean. Like it's a special entitlement and self righteousness that exists among women in Los Angeles. Mhmm, So it's it's it's pretty crazy. Um, what's the first strip club you gonna go to? What you did? Since you there, I'll I'll go to that. Here's here's my thing.

I'll be all the way honest with you. I'm an out of towner, and you know it's kind of strip clubs I'm gonna probably go to. So I have certain situations I have to deal with. Like the office on one in the three had five armed security guards in the parking lot. If I can get a parking spot in the parking lot, that's not bad because one of two things are gonna happen. If I have a bad night and I don't have no game in there, then anybody gonna have a problem with me. But I had

a bad night. If I have a good night, people will have a problem with me. And if I got Yeah, if I got if, I gotta walk out to the car, like you can't get a gun in But like G five, it's like on the back alley side street, it could be a long walk from the door to the door. You know, I don't want to get slipping on that, and I don't want to have to park on the side street of the office and get const slipping either

if I have a good night. So that's kind of what I have to consider type ship because I've had people try to press me up in in stars a few times inside and I'm gonna leave with some of his work, Pete white Boy, they do out of my pocket? You ain't gon spind a cent? That's correct? Did they did? They say take your as experiment? Ryanod R. I rolled in there once or twice the sperimen Ryno right up, went to Hombie Hot Dog. You know we go to

sperimen Ryno. I guess. We was waiting on the street race and it was kind of the strip club was over, so we it was gonna take it out. We slid in that motherfucking dog. Ten minutes we was gone. That was fucked up. Where is that spearmen Ryno, the one we used to go to? His own? Uh. It's kind of like comping, but it's really led by athletes. Elsa Gundo, I've been there, dude, I don't remember. I don't remember, but I did the same thing. I did like a five minute yeah, and I was out of there. Make

sure I was thinking about the same place. Yeah, like whine strip clubs, it's like bachelor parties and perverts. That's kind of explained further. You got people who are in there not as a once in a lifetime novelty, and they're just like trench cope perverts. You know what I mean they're trying to pay some money and probably jerk off or some ship whatever. They they're like they're not tricking,

like there really soliciting. And and then you got like, you know, a couple of groups of seven or eight guys that will be in the strip club two times three times in their life because they got invited into two or three bachelor parties in their life, and that's what they're doing. What was the best strip club in Orange County? I wouldn't know. You just wouldn't gonna go. I want, Oh you know what I forgot. We can kind of get in like in high school. This one

place kind of didn't really check that much. We gave us some extra money. There's a place called UM. I was in Santa Anna, not California Girls, because I knew there were some dancers that came from l A down there and try to get get those Mexicans money from them. It was like, uh, it was a no alcohol when I forgot what it was called UM, but yeah, I went in there. That was it was experienced, it was all right. It was at the time I was like, this is Greggs things in high school. Yeah, what's crazy

at Santa Anna because it's really the ghetto of Orange County. Yeah, get your as killed player in Santa Ana. I got a parting from Santa and the water gave them nig as crazy as a motherfucker. Some of my closest calls have been in Santa Ana to get your stupid as killed.

Like niggas stank Orange County. Sweet. You slip around through certain parts of Anaheim and going to park, but Santa Ana for sure that yeah, you get for real and niggas don't know they'd be playing this sha you know, Disneyland and Mickey Mouse around that so fu ship knocked off. That's what's funny, man like m hmm. It was a time when everybody sam Sam's is a popular strip club there. Sam's was okay, they did a decent job. Um, it's a couple of other places in the l A I've

been to. I've been to a lot of different places. Somehow you end up at the strip club. But nothing funks with Florida, Georgia in Texas, Texas is like every bit in their thick. I went to a spot in Gallas and it was a stripper stripping. What was a Houston in Houston? It was a stripper. It was a midget stripping, and they was just going crazy for she was thick, though, little thick a little bit. Yeah, I

should have said that. That's that's like probably if I had a fantasy or a fetish for something I hit a minic just always be thick, yes, part of their composition. So a midget stripper was next level. They used to be a midget of hooker on a long beach right off the seven. I used to see her sometimes in the morning on my way to work at waste Management. There was one um on East fourteenth International on the

track in East Oakland. It was always over there, standing there with her short high heels and her mini mini skirts. For many mini skirts. I wonder was her pimple midget? That's a good question. So so she couldn't have a regular sized pimp. She had that smaller one. I just said, you never know, like when everything these days, Oh my god, I just thought about that, like a midi strip mays it strip for Yeah, she didn't get so much money.

She had clean up right now. May just be cute though, ain't gonna be Willow but castle this ship man, oh man, So what about on the West Side stuff like strip clubs over there. Man. I didn't funk with him. I never no. Yeah, I literally into my knowledge, not none off the top of my head, and it had to be some underground ship. I never fucked with him, literally, man. It was rough for me. Man. The first one I went to was the Uh it was a Barbary Coles.

I still remember the song I'm gonna tell you. I remember the song that even made me think I'll do while we was there for my boy's birthday. The song that even made me like turn around and start getting into the ship was the East Side as it was given, give it to Him and they play that give it up, Give it up, nigger, you know what's happening, And I was like, oh, niggay. Yeah. It was a little light ski and that's type of music they played. The King hear me, Yeah, they had that at the barber. Can't

hear me come out krip walking on stage? Yeah, she came out to that, and I was that my attention turn because I was at the pool table at first. I remember what I was doing. I was at the pool table, like y'all can have at it. I'm not spending a dollar. I mean I tried to. I tried to get more into it. When the Players Club came out with cute like man, man, you know, let me, I tried again, and just the concept of leaving without my money, it was a lot for me. Yeah, I

couldn't pay, Like it's just tough. I'd rather shoot dice in Vegas. So I'm starting to believe that I just didn't respect the talent of the girls, because I ain't gonna lot to you. When I was at the Pink Rhino in Phoenix, I really did throw a thousand dollars. I was impressed, like that was special that lady, whoever that lady was, she was special up there. That was amazing to see happened. When I go to strip clubs, though, the girls just dancing around the pole, and it's like,

it's just like going to Great Stones. They could have naked a Great Stones and do the same thing. But why should I tip you forward like it seemed like you would have talent. It's like going to a little league. Ain't for kids at the basketball and playing like paying money like you going to the Staples. They just ain't happen. I can't see it league, man, it ain't happening for me. I still don't even think of a bit fly down the pole. I still just can't get her a dollar.

I'm just gonna be like, God, damn, that was crazy. It's just rough for me, man, when it comes to that. Man, like for real. Uh, I grew up on sugar Free. I grew up my my my partners was pimpsing players. I took that ship here, like certain ship. I took serious. Man. I was like, Okay, that's how we're posted to not do never do this, don't do that. And like, like you said, man, I started, really, wait a minute, man, you're sucking my life. But my whole life is being

fucked up off this off this star process. Man like like for real, like I'm not even able to raise my kids correctly thinking about this bull ship. You know what I mean? Because now I'm gonna be able. I'm and you're looking at my daughter. But one day you might be like this. If you don't listen to me, if you don't take everything, I'll tell you, you're gonna be fucking Yeah, you're gonna be fucked up anyway. No, man, God damn man, right, that's why she came back out, man,

this game ain't for you, man. I know that Nigger song and nig say, Man, this game ain't for you. He need to make more of them right now. I got damn it the victim of of of a stripper doing some foul ship. Like so like Cardi B, like Cardi B. Connor is like a huge She's like the first. Like like if jay Z is the first drug dealer rapper, I mean, like he's not the first rapper. Iut imagine that soul drugs, but he's the first rapper that kind of made his career on explaining the lifestyle. I think

Cardi B represents that. Well maybe she doesn't, but I think she does. She represents that when it comes to stripping. I mean when she's like stripper rapper, Yeah, that's her thing. Um So I would love to hear more women get more in detail on that ship because they hust ship like a couple of girls who yeah, I mean like I don't only girls who did I know some who did. I didn't know any personally who did. Like most of

it's just kind of like it's just lying. Like that's why I say when that like they're trying to sell faith pussy they're trying to sell you the promise that they're gonna do all this ship and then get you to where you think it's about to happen and give them the money and then they don't do it. You know. That's kind of like most of what it is, but the whole point of it is too. It's to kind of selling fantasy, like a dream like mm hmm. But

if you're a drudge dealer, you're actually giving them the drugs. Yeah, but they're chasing the first high. They never get that again they won't, but you're still getting them the drugs. Some of these niggas is coming in the club. I mean, they might not be getting no pussy, but that's true. That's that can be them problem a little bit. But hey, m h, I had an idea to open up a place on massage parlor called handies m right. I would

call it the Palms District. I would call it Handies right because these people massage you right, and like if you pay for a happy ending, they were like, you know, give you a hand job like it's happy ending. That's the max of it. A hand job. That's it is that illegal? Yes, the hand job is illegal? Yes, m like, you know, I've had like back issues on and off for a lot of a long time. I wasn't uh because I'll go to like an Asian massage parlor because

it's cheap, you know, but it's okay, serviceable. And some of them are they some of them do that ship for real and that's like their business model. And I'm not really there for that. I was in one of them, asked naked on the table and they got raided by the police because they were, you know, because that solicitation ship like that. So yeah, it's just it's a sex act. It's a sex crime, is it? Yeah, that the police

were in. I'm high, I'm my whole my face is in the whole of the table and I gotta washpop over my ask the police are running around the building. That's one of the cogs. Illegal. It's funny you're saying. And I just asked one of my partners at the job about that type of ship. We was talking about it because he was talking about he'd be going in them, and I was like, so you just walking around like I said, where did where did you find this place? How do you know that they give you the hand

release like you know, how does that happen? What conversation is that when you get your massage? Is it just what do they say? We need a hand? Do you need a handle? Sometimes they say that you say I need I need a happy ending. That's how it goes. He look for one. I've I've gone in there and had them offered to me. Okay, so how was it offered?

That depends something expends on how good they're English is okay, But sometimes they just try to like run on you and and try to like, you know, fill you out so to speak. Sometimes I just kind of like do that. I'd be like not today. And then sometimes they try to like rub on your neck for two seconds, okay, turn over if they try to get you to turn over inside of five ten minutes, that's what they want. And they'd be like, oh, you want, you want, you want?

Forty dollar, forty dollars, forty dollars you want, you want you want? And I'm like, damn, my neck, nah, I'm actually hurt. I'm like I didn't come here for that, okay, Like my neck hurts more than that hand job is gonna feel good. So yeah, okay, yeah, I was one the job wasn't legal. I always said that's the most a sandwich and a hand job is the most underused tool in a woman's arsenal. Yeah, like they don't make

enough sandwiches and give enough hand jobs. That's true because they're trying to control the market to drive up the price. They're trying to restrict supply. Yeah h h what will supply side economics for that? Ass? Would you open up a strip club? Yeah? I don't want a strip club. Crazy, We gotta get a stripper. I'm not to get a stripper to come and talk to us about that, like a strip club veteran. Yeah, girl, Kim, after Niggas and Guarden, she got a strip club veteran. She probably got a

pinching out this ship. You need to get her to come on and talk to her about this ship and really get some inside. That might be the next thing we do, man, because I feel like I'm too ignorant on the actual culture itself. Yeah, like we didn't had a porn starre. We talked to a porn starre, but we never even talked to a stripper. And the stripper is such a polarizing figuring today's society. Like they tried

to make it normal, but it's weird. And a lot of the girls, like a lot of the regular girls I tell them all the time, like certain long ponytails and certain things like that's strip club, that's stripper ship, Like y'all jacking somebody else culture with with maya roommate in college, Like my last roommate when I was in Arizona, she was stripping, and I always had like like I had a lot of dancers around all the time, and

like they always would have their there. It was the fake eyelashes and all the makeup and all the whigs and all that crap. Because they would change their name and it would kind of like turn off their mental and go go to work, and they didn't want to even accept that they're being themselves. And they would come out, they would take their ship off, and they were back to you know, Chantelle was back to Chantelle and then

she'd go be whoever fucking there for six hours. And that's the main reason why I don't like fake eyelashes is because they used to just be the part of the disguise work when the girls would change their name and go to work for six hours. Now you want to do that at the grocery store, broad daylight. What the funk do you think this is house of class? You're not still working? All right, give me your number one stripper story that number one I got? Okay, okay,

well give me a here we go man. Um my boy was actually involved and he was doing that stripper ship at the right track type ship. So long story. Sure was he trying to bring me with him to oh to some house party to go do some ship. But just you know, it was females and it was males. So the females was going and doing their thing, and I guess they just assumed that if you come to this type of ship, that all y'all interested in this ship. So uh, you know, I'm a nigga, Like I told you,

I'm standing there. I'm stand offish. I don't even want to be there. I was supposed to be there to actually probably help that nigga sweep his money up. He wanted me like, hey, my nigga, make sure don't nobody do that. I'm like, all right, nigga, So long story short, man, the brol get to what before my boy was gonna do whatever he was gonna do. I'm sitting in there. They the females is doing their thing, and she hopping up on the chair. I guess I looked like bait.

She hopped up on my chair and my knees and it was right up in my face and ship, and I'm like, hey man, you know, and I shoved her up off me. Man, And I never forget when I shoved her up off me. Everybody that was there was kind of like, what is wrong with this nigger? You know what I'm saying, Like, why is this nigga doing that? So I shoved her up off me, and then she

came back again. So I stood up, and then I stood up and backed up and put my back against the wall like I was ready to get down on some dumb ship. And my boy was like, oh, my nigga, Like you gotta chill out, man, Yeah, this ain't even got nothing to do with whatever the fuck you own. So I was just out of place, man. That's that's that's that's the strip of story I got for you. Man. I was out of place. I felt uncomfortable. I was like, man, what the fund is going on around here? And and

it was normal for everybody in there. Everybody in there was looking at me like I was the odd ball, and what the fund is wrong with you? All she doing was dancing? And I was just like, man, I don't she doing was trying to steal your money? Why why are you not with it? Why are you not with that? Yeah, we're not doing it, man, Like I said, it just ain't happening for me. Man, And I ain't trying to. I'm dealing you, man the right on the are doing wrong? And I couldn't do it. Man, I

still can't do it. I still won't get no money of for that ship. Man, all right, come on, pete, give me. It's gonna be tough. I don't know what what the best one is. You're the funniest one. The funniest one was probably the same place in Arizona, right, the big tall ship. I was there all the time, and and like different girls and different schedules, and they would hit me up and be like, hey, we ordered pizza and some drinks, come through and hang out in the back room with us and and and chop it

up and eating and whatever. Go home after work, all right, But I had done that enough times enough different dancers. There had been some locker room drama apparently. Now I didn't know the DJ there. I had never spoken to that man. I walked in and on the overhead where he says and coming up next Ebony and Sapphire. The he goes, oh, Peter just walked in and go They're about to be some drop on the locker room. And I looked at that guy. I was straight to that

fucking DJA. I was like, your motherfucker sucking in my game. I'm about to be some dramma lock oh ship my childhood. This girl I had a crush on when I was younger. She ended up being a stripper. It took me a while, but I finally got it. But it was tough because I had that she became a stripper. So I'm gonna tell you a story. So one of my partners I raced with. His name is prime Time Brian. Brian used to work at the Right Track. I used to make

fun of him all the time. Right They used to be like, yeah, man, this nick Brian ball his parts for ones because Brian was a stripper for girls and ship. So he said, man, see this I get on in the rap game. I'm starting to blow up, certified going crazy. He said, and I've been noticed Nick probably since ninety nine, two thousand. They say, gee, man, I want you to come through my birthday party at the right track. I don't know, man about doing the more fucking Mayor strip club.

You know what I'm saying with girls and should he like? And it's cool, all right? I got you. So I go to the club, me, my older brother, a couple of us. We're going that motherfucker. There's some cute girls, some big girls. I mean some girls. Girl ain't no guys. So I was grateful. So the DJ finally threw on my song. Right so I'm rapping, and it was a lady there. She was a stud, and that motherfucking lady threw about eight hundred dollars at me on top of me.

I had never felt so disrespected and insulted in my life. She threw it up and ship and I remember Nigga's like, a, you're gonna get that money. I was with Mode, my boy, masking my little bro Mo, making part of my click. My nigga, He's like me, he's gonna get some of that money. I say, man, I want to kill his bitch. I'm gonna leave here right now. I feel taking maryor dollar for this lady. I remember want to sleep that day feeling so demoded and and belittle. Yeah, I don't

know how they do it, you know. That's that's how I know men and women are wired different. Because I got money at the right track one time. I never got over, never got over it. Now I fired shut up mine that up. I never caught over too. But I'm like, bet you just try to throw some money on the trip. She didn't dry. Man, that's funny. How to kill you killing? Ah? Oh ship that man. We gotta get a stripper, that's the next move. I don't think I should be back in town. I want to

be in the studio for that one. Man. I might try to grab somebody. Couple back in town of December. Yeah, that could be all right, Yeah, y'all let me know, man, that's gonna be interesting. Oh yeah, damn right at this