Episode 38: The Horror Alphabet | A-F

Episode 38: The Horror Alphabet | A-F

This episode was recorded on August 18, 2024 and posted on October 12, 2024.

Content Warning: Light vulgarity. 

Introduction

• Welcome to No Bodies Episode 38
• Introductions to your Ghosts Hosts with the Most - Lonely of Lonely Horror Club and Projectile Varmint aka Suzie
• Happy Spooky Season from No Bodies! 
• Introductions to our guest - That Horror Teacher aka Mike aka Lonely’s blood brother separated at birth
• Today’s Topic: The Horror Alphabet Part One

Welcome to the 2nd Annual October Special on No Bodies!

• The Horror Alphabet - our longest watchlist to date, featuring bests, worsts, and deep cuts from every letter of the alphabet! 
• This will be a blind reaction recording - which means none of the hosts are aware of what the others are bringing to the table. The only notes we will have prepared are the ones for our own recommendations. 

The Horror Alphabet Rules 

• For films that begin with "The," the film will begin with the first letter of the first word following "The." Example: The Awakening would begin with the letter A. 
• For films with multiple words in the title, the film will begin with the first letter of the first full word. Example: I See The TV Glow would begin with the letter I.
• For films that begin with a number in the title, the film will begin with the first letter of the first word. Example: 28 Days Later will begin with the letter D. 
• We will not be including any films with titles made up of just numbers, like 1922. 

Media Discussion

Worst of A 

• Alone in Dark (2005) – Suzie 
• Amityville Clown House (2017) – Mike
• A Town Full of Ghosts (2022) – Lonely

Best of A 

• As Above So Below (2014) – Suzie
• Alien (1979)  – Mike 
• American Mary (2012) – Lonely

Worst of B

• Benny Loves You (2019) – Suzie
• Bad Things (2023) – Mike
• A Banquet (2021) – Lonely

Best of B

• Black Christmas (1974) – Mike 
• The Bad Batch (2016) – Suzie 
• Banshee Chapter (2013) - Lonely

Worst of C

• Cabin Fever (2002) – Mike
• Char Man (2019) – Lonely
• Cobweb (2023) – Suzie 

Best of C

• Cape Fear (1962) – Lonely 
• The Conjuring (2013) – Mike
• Cloverfield (2008) - Suzie

Worst of D

• The Devil’s Rejects (2005) – Suzie 
• Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (2010) – Lonely 
• The Disappointments Room (2016) – Mike 

Best of D

• The Devil’s Bath (2024) – Suzie 
• The Dark (2018) – Lonely
• Drag Me to Hell (2004) - Mike

Worst of E

• The Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) – Mike 
• Eat Me (2018) - Suzie
• Eli (2019) – Lonely

Best of E

• Exhibit A (2007) – Lonely 
• Evil Dead (2013) – Mike 
• Event Horizon (1977) - Suzie

Worst of F

• Feardotcom (2002) - Suzie & Mike 
• The Flock (2022) - Lonely

Best of F

• Friday the 13th (1980) – Mike
• Forgotten (2017) – Suzie
• First Omen (2024) - Lonely

Suzie’s Deep Cuts & Surface Wounds

This segment highlights lesser known films based on their IMDB ratings. If something has 5k or under reviews on IMDB, we’ll call it a Deep Cut. If something has between 6-10k reviews on IMDB, we’ll call it a Surface Wound.

• Deep Cuts: Alison’s Birthday (1981), Cold Moon (2016), Celia (1989), Dark Waters (1993) The Dawn (2019), Death Whisperer (2023), Etheria Film Night 2023 (2023), The Farm (2018)
• Surface Wounds: Black Mountain (2014), Bite (2015), Cub (2014)

Closing Thoughts

• Are there any films we didn’t mention for this set of letters that are worth giving a shout out to, for better or worse?

Thank you to our guest!

• Check out Mike’s reviews on Instagram @thathorrorteacher!

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